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00:00Excuse me.
00:02Hello.
00:04This is Dr. Hofstadter.
00:06Okay.
00:08Alright.
00:12That's weird.
00:14Getting called into
00:16Human Resources.
00:18What did you do?
00:20I don't know.
00:22Huh.
00:24I just got called into
00:26Human Resources.
00:28Why?
00:30I don't know.
00:32That is so strange.
00:34Human Resources wants to talk to me tomorrow.
00:36Could you stop licking your ass for two minutes?
00:38I have a problem here.
00:50Do you really think you should be drinking
00:52right now?
00:54How else am I supposed to talk to the Human Resources lady?
00:56I don't know.
00:58Seek professional help.
01:00I did. The guy at the liquor store said
01:02this stuff tastes great in coffee.
01:06You got called into?
01:08What is going on?
01:10Sheldon threw us all under the bus.
01:12I feel like I've been called down to the principal's office.
01:14Although I wouldn't mind if brown sugar
01:16suspended me.
01:20From a sex swing.
01:22This may have been a mistake.
01:26Relax.
01:28Everything's going to be fine.
01:30Before I met Bernadette, I was in here every other day.
01:32Little tip.
01:34Turn off your I Like Big Butts ringtone
01:36before you go in.
01:40This is all your fault.
01:42How is this my fault?
01:44If you weren't screwing around with Sheldon's assistant, none of this would be happening.
01:46I wasn't screwing around with anyone.
01:48Of course not. She was just sniffing around your goods
01:50because she was hunting for truffles.
01:52Oh,
01:54Mr. Wallowitz, it's been a while.
01:56Hey, Janine.
01:58How are Tom and the kids?
02:00Fine.
02:02You must be Dr. Hofstadt.
02:04Yes, but I think this is all a big misunderstanding.
02:06Yeah, me too. I didn't do anything.
02:08Is that alcohol on your breath?
02:10Howard built a sex robot.
02:16That is not true.
02:18All I did was build a robot.
02:20Did it have six breasts?
02:22I'm sorry, I'm a feminist.
02:24I don't notice things like
02:26how many breasts a robot has.
02:30Well, hello.
02:32What are you doing here?
02:34Actually, I came to speak to Mrs. Davis.
02:36And I'm a little busy right now.
02:38Yeah, but I came to file a complaint.
02:40Somebody has made me feel uncomfortable in the workplace
02:42by using language of an inappropriate
02:44and sexual nature.
02:46And who is that?
02:49I thought about the things you said to me yesterday
02:52and I realize I'm deeply offended.
02:54Now be a deer and get me one of those complaint forms.
02:56That's it.
02:58All of you in my office now.
03:04Thanks to you, I know better than to ask
03:06if you're menstruating.
03:10And based on your behavior,
03:12I don't have to.
03:18I don't have to.