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00:00You got me removed from my own project?
00:02Yeah, and it wasn't easy.
00:03Apparently, you're very difficult to replace.
00:06Just between you and me, they consider Dr. Park quite the step down.
00:14I was trying to pick my moment to leave.
00:15This seems like it.
00:19Wow.
00:19Banker's hours.
00:21No wonder you're not on the tenure track.
00:24Sheldon, you had no right.
00:26I thought you said you were spread too thin.
00:28You said you wish you had more time to focus on our research.
00:30I thought I was helping.
00:31Well, you're not.
00:32I mean, I have years invested in this work, and now someone's going to come in and take it over?
00:37I mean, how would you feel if I let Leonard take over your super asymmetry project?
00:42That's funny.
00:44Oh, he'd be like a puppy with a microscope.
00:48I'm having a problem in my marriage.
00:50I've upset my wife, and I don't know how to make it right.
00:55And you're coming to me for advice?
00:58I upset my wife every time I woke up in the morning.
01:03I'm not coming to you.
01:05You're just a manifestation of my subconscious.
01:07I mean, I'm actually coming to me.
01:10So you know everything I'm going to say?
01:13Yes, but it sounds wiser from you because you're old and glowing.
01:17Fine.
01:18Rule number one in a marriage.
01:20Don't go to bed angry.
01:23That makes sense.
01:25Rule number two in a marriage.
01:27If you don't recognize the shoes under your bed, they're not your shoes.
01:35Because they're her shoes?
01:38Never mind.
01:40Just go with rule number one.
01:43Thank you, Arthur.
01:45Amy, wake up.
01:46Amy.
01:47What?
01:47What's wrong?
01:48We can't go to sleep angry with each other.
01:50Why not?
01:51It's rule number one.
01:52I'd tell you rule number two, but it's confusing.
01:54Sheldon, go to sleep.
01:59Amy.
02:00Amy.
02:01Amy.
02:02You cut that out!
02:04Oh good, you're up.
02:07Sheldon, I just really don't want to talk to you about this right now.
02:11That's fine.
02:12I just need you to know that I feel terrible about what I did and I wasn't being malicious.
02:17No, you were being selfish.
02:19You're being selfish right now because it's really late and I just want to sleep.
02:23No, Professor Proton came to me in my dream and said we can't go to sleep angry.
02:27Are you sure that's what he said?
02:28Close your eyes.
02:29Double check.
02:31Amy, this is important.
02:35Okay, listen to me.
02:40I love working with you, but you have to understand how scary this is for me.
02:46Why?
02:49Because I don't want to get lost in this relationship.
02:52And when you pulled me off my project, it seemed like my biggest fear was coming true.
02:57That the things that are mine are getting subsumed into the things that are ours.
03:02I wouldn't want that to happen either.
03:05Thank you for explaining and for using the word subsume.
03:09That's when you don't hear enough.
03:12You're welcome.
03:14Good night.
03:15Good night.
03:16What are you doing now?
03:22Looking for shoes.