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00:18Hello, everyone. I am Haroon Rafiq and you're watching Hoshi Aariyaan.
00:22Friends, you must have heard that a person should dress up nicely.
00:27I often ask young people, what kind of dress is this?
00:32They say, sir, we don't have money, let's buy a better dress.
00:36There is no question of price in clothes.
00:40The first thing is that it should be decent.
00:44It should be neat and clean.
00:46And it should be such that it gives people orders.
00:49Yes, your dress should give people orders to respect you.
00:55They should respect you.
00:57Because people usually think that a person should dress up nicely
01:03so that they look good.
01:04You don't dress up so that you look good.
01:07You dress up so that you are remembered.
01:11Yes.
01:12When you study science and how psychology works for people,
01:17you will realise that a decent dress
01:20has an effect on how people remember you.
01:25And your honour, respect, work, value
01:30can be seen from the cleanliness of your dress.
01:32There is no question of price.
01:34Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:38Today, we will take you to the drunkards' den under the bridge.
01:41Let's talk to them. Maybe they will listen to us.
01:45Greetings.
01:47Welcome to K.R.P.I.T.
01:49His dress is giving me orders that I should catch him and kill him.
01:56You are sitting on a chair today, not on your seat.
01:59And what is this?
02:00God has blessed me with success.
02:02I have done my business.
02:04How will I get my hair done?
02:06Everything related to solar and electronics
02:08is available at a cheap price.
02:11Is this your shop?
02:13I had to run away.
02:14Where did you get the money to buy solar panels?
02:17There is a meter too.
02:18I had saved up and paid for it.
02:22I had saved up and paid for it.
02:24You are lying. You have taken it off the rooftops.
02:27No, I have bought it.
02:28Look, I have put it on my stomach.
02:30Look at the bread.
02:31Is there anything?
02:32Is it sweet?
02:33Yes, it doesn't look like it.
02:35It's fresh. I haven't bought it for anyone.
02:37It's a good thing that you have started your business.
02:41I have done my business.
02:42Tell me something. Have you quit drinking?
02:45I quit drinking.
02:46Thank God.
02:47I have quit drinking.
02:49How long have you been quitting?
02:50I have been quitting drinking for 20 minutes.
02:57I have been drinking for 10 years.
03:01I have got it installed.
03:02I have got it installed.
03:03I have got it installed.
03:05I have got the green meter too.
03:06Do you have any know-how?
03:09I don't have any know-how.
03:11You don't have any know-how.
03:13Do you have any knowledge about it?
03:15Yes, I know where to put it.
03:16This plate..
03:21Here is my plate.
03:24Come.
03:25There is another new plate.
03:28Come.
03:29Come, sir.
03:31I have bought it from the best shop in Punjab.
03:35Oh!
03:36I see.
03:37I have kept all my stuff there.
03:40Did you buy it?
03:41No, I told him that I will distribute it to the truck.
03:45No, sir. I was getting it done.
03:48The owner had come from there.
03:50Then?
03:51I was working so hard to get it done.
03:54Okay.
03:54I got it done from the back.
03:57Be careful.
03:58Where is your wife?
04:00Listen to me. How do you get such ideas when you are drunk?
04:05We don't get such good ideas when we are drunk.
04:08They have such ideas.
04:09Imagine that the government has built a huge wall
04:13in front of the services hospital.
04:18No one can cross from here.
04:20It couldn't be broken.
04:22No one could remove it.
04:24One day, I saw a drunk man..
04:27Don't you have a car jack?
04:29Yes.
04:29He was trying to open it.
04:31But it was broken.
04:34They have such great ideas.
04:36Sir, did any customer come in the morning?
04:38They will come, dear.
04:40They will come to the new shop.
04:41They say, first the bones, then the bones and then the bones.
04:44Sir, be careful.
04:47It's the share of everyone.
04:48It's the share of everyone.
04:50It's worth crores of rupees.
04:52It's full.
04:53What happened to your friend?
04:56Your friend is hanged.
04:58I can hear the sound coming out of his head.
05:01What?
05:01I can hear the sound coming out of his head.
05:05You are crazy.
05:06How many sales have you done so far?
05:09We are just closing the doors.
05:12We are just completing the deal of the shop.
05:15I see.
05:17Dear, listen to me.
05:18I don't want to listen to you.
05:20Please listen to me.
05:21I have been listening to you all my life.
05:24I don't want to be unjust to you.
05:25Hey, don't tease the girls.
05:27Don't you feel ashamed?
05:29No, brother. No.
05:30Ask your daughter.
05:31Beat him up.
05:32No. No.
05:34We are husband and wife.
05:36A woman is a bad woman.
05:38A man is a bad man.
05:41Hey, Raju.
05:42Yes, sir.
05:42Hold my shoes.
05:48Come behind me and hold my shoes.
05:51He is asking me to hold his shoes.
05:53Yes.
05:54People like you should wear shoes.
05:57Why should I wear shoes?
05:59Why are you fighting?
06:01Sister, he is not a bad man.
06:02I am not saying anything.
06:04He is a drunkard.
06:07He steals things.
06:10Why are you fighting in the middle of the road?
06:13Move aside.
06:15It's fine here.
06:18Brother, it's a fight for money.
06:19Brother, it's a family matter.
06:21What do you mean by a fight for money?
06:23It's a fight for poverty.
06:25There is no other fight.
06:27Sir, please make him understand.
06:29Look, brother.
06:30Situations happen.
06:33Then why don't you get drunk?
06:35I am not drunk.
06:38Tell him.
06:39I have kept two girls for him.
06:42Yes, brother. He has kept two girls for me.
06:45His mother tells me that I won't be at peace
06:48until you wash the clothes.
06:49Now I hope that the person who has the decision will get it done.
06:57Brother, he lives in the office.
07:00His mother and his sister, who are younger to me,
07:04hit me with a gun.
07:06When he returns from the office,
07:08he eats food at night and goes to sleep.
07:12Now tell me, is this the right thing to do?
07:13No, sir.
07:15Greetings.
07:20When you return from the office tired,
07:22your job is to sit and listen to what he has been through.
07:26What he has been through.
07:27Okay, so you are saying that my sister is also tired
07:30and then I go to sleep.
07:32Then why should I be tired?
07:33Okay, you are his real life partner, right?
07:36Sir, I am here.
07:37But when I have a day off,
07:39I spend time with him all day.
07:42I listen to him.
07:43Yes, he stays with me on my day off.
07:47If I go to the park, my mother says, come with me.
07:50If we go to the restaurant to eat food,
07:53my mother says, come with me.
07:55And if we go to eat golgappas,
07:57my mother says, come with me.
07:59More and more, he says, I will sit in the car.
08:03Greetings, brother.
08:04Here.
08:05Here.
08:10I am here now.
08:12I will decide the day he comes to his senses.
08:15I have tried everything.
08:17What will you do for me?
08:19I don't want to stay with you.
08:23If you don't want to stay, then stay with us.
08:28That's it.
08:30I want to spend my life like this.
08:32I don't want to live a better life than this.
08:34Brother, listen to me.
08:37Wives are found, not uncles.
08:40Brother, wives are found?
08:46Brother, what is this?
08:47Brother, don't worry. Nothing will happen.
08:49No, brother. I will think about it.
08:52I will end it.
08:53No, don't do this.
08:54No, brother. I was just saying.
08:56No, don't end it.
08:57Reduce it a little. Don't end it.
08:59No, brother.
09:00What is this, brother?
09:02This is life.
09:04It has ups and downs.
09:09And instead of ups and downs, you are talking about sleep.
09:14That's it. I will think about it.
09:16No, brother.
09:16No, brother. I will think about it.
09:18This is a long pack.
09:19No, brother.
09:21No, brother.
09:22No.
09:23Life is a blessing.
09:25It is a suicide.
09:26Brother, stop it.
09:27Our life is a dream.
09:30A man has to sleep.
09:33I can hear it. I can hear it.
09:34The train is moving away from us.
09:36Don't do this.
09:37The track is bending. Don't do this.
09:38It is very heavy.
09:39Brother, don't talk about death.
09:41Look at me. Make me a role model of your life.
09:45Brother, we have just started our shop.
09:47Don't do this.
09:49You do your work. I will do mine.
09:51Leave it.
09:52Okay, fine. We had to sacrifice.
09:55Look, the train will derail. Don't do this.
09:57Sir, I can hear the train.
10:01Come here.
10:02Pull him back.
10:03No, I won't come.
10:04No, I won't come.
10:05No, I won't come.
10:07I won't come.
10:13Is your problem so serious that you want to commit suicide on it?
10:17Listen.
10:17No, sister. My problem is fine.
10:19I don't know what his problem is.
10:21Brother, don't cry.
10:23By God's grace, we are going to die.
10:26Be strong, brother.
10:27Don't cry, brother.
10:28Don't cry, brother.
10:29Our life is a dream.
10:30I am a young man. Why is a woman crying?
10:33Brother, not for the sake of a woman.
10:35Yes.
10:36Our house will be ruined.
10:37Our car will get damaged.
10:38I don't care how much it will get damaged.
10:42Why don't you go and explain this to your mother?
10:45Sister, I don't know where you are.
10:47Where are you from?
10:49You have studied well.
10:50How can you say bad things about your parents?
10:51Don't say bad things about them.
10:53You are the only one who understood them.
10:54I will explain. Don't say bad things about them.
10:55Mother, I am not at fault.
10:56Sister, my mother is not at fault.
10:57No, sister.
10:58Mr. Karun doesn't stay at home like this.
10:59Look, this man will have to create a balance
11:03between his wife and mother.
11:04Create a balance?
11:05Hey, move back.
11:07This is my wife's car.
11:08Hey, brother. What are you doing?
11:10Come, brother.
11:10Come, in the name of God.
11:11Wear this. It's your wife's train.
11:13Wear this.
11:14Hey, listen.
11:14Yes, brother.
11:15What kind of system is this?
11:16This is a solar system.
11:18I am also going to buy a plate.
11:21Brother, this is very cheap.
11:22Read what is written.
11:24For the help of the poor.
11:26This plate is worth Rs. 50,000 in the market.
11:28How much are you paying?
11:28Rs. 25,000.
11:30Rs. 50,000.
11:31It's worth Rs. 585,000 in the market.
11:34Rs. 585,000?
11:36Yes.
11:37Tell me, brother. How much do you want?
11:39I want Rs. 40,000.
11:40It's a good deal, sir.
11:41Shouldn't I take it?
11:42No, I don't think you should take it.
11:43Sir, are you my enemy?
11:45No, sir. You keep our card.
11:49Brother, we are giving you a discount.
11:51Trust us.
11:52Brother, let's keep a distance and talk.
11:54What happened?
11:55Brother, these days a plate is worth less than Rs. 17,000.
11:59We have that too.
12:00Brother, we have that too.
12:02Put it according to the quality.
12:03Hey, he's lying down again.
12:05He's lying down again.
12:06Brother, let us work. Leave him.
12:07Okay, listen to me.
12:09How much is it for Rs. 4,000?
12:10For Rs. 25,000, one plate is worth Rs. 4,000.
12:12Brother, it's Rs. 18,000.
12:13That's a lot.
12:15Brother, it's Rs. 18,000.
12:16It's not Rs. 18,000.
12:17Yes.
12:18It's Rs. 16,000.
12:19Hey, wait a minute.
12:20Hey, listen to me, brother.
12:22No, brother. The car is late.
12:23Listen to me, brother.
12:24Listen to me, brother.
12:25No, brother. Leave me.
12:26Hey, listen to me.
12:27What kind of business are you running?
12:29Get up. Get up.
12:31What is it?
12:32Hey, you are a smart man.
12:34Brother, four plates are worth Rs. 25,000.
12:36How much is it?
12:37Brother, four plates are worth Rs. 25,000.
12:40No.
12:41Rs. 25,000.
12:42It's Rs. 1,00,000.
12:43No, it's not Rs. 1,00,000.
12:44Take it out.
12:50Brother, my stomach is empty because of you.
12:53I don't want to go to the village.
12:54I want to come down and sit on the train.
12:58Brother, let me come down. I will wait.
13:00Brother, Rs. 1,00,000.
13:01We will give you Rs. 90,000.
13:04Brother.
13:04Hey, listen to me.
13:05We will give you Rs. 80,000.
13:07Brother, I don't want to take it.
13:08Let me go.
13:09Brother, you will find a father too.
13:12I will tell you the final thing.
13:13Brother.
13:14Give me four plates worth Rs. 25,000.
13:15Brother, four plates are worth Rs. 25,000.
13:17They are stolen.
13:18Yes.
13:18Give me half the money.
13:20Okay.
13:22Take it.
13:23Sir, I had taken this money to buy four plates.
13:26In the meanwhile..
13:27Have some shame.
13:27Keep it back.
13:28Pray to God that it doesn't catch fire in your house.
13:31Brother.
13:32This is stolen.
13:33Where did it come from?
13:34You picked it up from a shop.
13:36Do shopkeepers take stolen goods?
13:38No, he must have taken it with money.
13:40And why will it catch fire in my house?
13:42Is there a fire in a political party's house?
13:44You bought it from him.
13:45And now he will indulge in drugs with that money.
13:47Brother, it's a bad thing to talk about business.
13:49Keep it back.
13:50Why are you doing this?
13:51Keep it back.
13:52Keep it back.
13:53My brother, I am here to help you.
13:55Find out if there is a railway strike.
14:00Brother-in-law, it will take an hour.
14:01You take it from him.
14:02Keep it back.
14:02Keep it back.
14:03Both of you..
14:04Listen to me.
14:05Tell me something.
14:06If there is a consumer like him
14:07who buys things from a dealer like him
14:10the consumer is not concerned about where the goods come from.
14:12Of course.
14:13Yes, of course.
14:14Why is it written that the customer is smart?
14:17Look, he is getting it at a low price.
14:19Otherwise, he bothered..
14:21You can't do this.
14:22He will be caught for buying stolen goods.
14:24Yes.
14:25Brother, the rope is tied.
14:27Tie it.
14:28Yes, tie it tightly.
14:30It's done.
14:30Tie it tightly.
14:32Tightly, brother.
14:33It's easy.
14:34Excellent.
14:35Don't worry about the rope.
14:38It doesn't go anywhere, brother.
14:39Who cares so much?
14:41Brother, the girls from Sikandar in Athens..
14:44Yes.
14:45We have to open a shop there.
14:47They will open a shop there.
14:48Okay, fine.
14:49Hurry up. Are you done?
14:50Start the car.
14:51Just a minute.
14:53May God bless you.
14:56All of you..
14:57Don't try to convince everyone
15:00that the stolen goods won't come back.
15:01It won't come back.
15:02It has come back.
15:03It has come back.
15:04It has come back.
15:08It has come back.
15:12Oh, God!
15:18You scoundrels!
15:19You shameless people!
15:20Why didn't you give him the money
15:21and the stolen goods in your house?
15:25Brother, we tied it.
15:27It didn't come back.
15:35It didn't come back.
15:41What happened, brother?
15:42Brother, you shouldn't have stopped us
15:43when we were about to leave.
15:45Hey!
15:46You didn't pay attention to the business.
15:48Display it.
15:51He is right.
15:52We shouldn't have paid attention to the business.
15:53We should have looked at it.
15:54Do you think he won't come to know
15:56that there are no solar panels at home?
15:58Brother, we will get to know
15:59when we reach home.
16:01If I get caught,
16:03it won't be fun to commit suicide.
16:11He has come.
16:13Brother.
16:14Where did he come from?
16:16Oh, God!
16:17Is he the same person?
16:18Is he the same person?
16:19He is the same person from the first day.
16:21He took our goods and came back.
16:25This is a big problem.
16:26What happened, brother?
16:27The plates are stuck.
16:29It is a thing to get stuck.
16:30No one got stuck.
16:31Thieves and shameless people.
16:33They are after your car.
16:35They are drunk in front of me.
16:47He is a crazy man.
16:48He committed suicide.
16:50The electrician told me
16:52that the plates are not enough.
16:53Yes.
16:54We need an inverter.
16:55We need stars.
16:56We need a green meter.
16:57I think the mechanic didn't tell you
16:59that we need an umbrella for this.
17:01Do you remember that?
17:03If you are drunk, then do it.
17:04It is stuck.
17:05Don't do it.
17:06Don't do it.
17:07You won't be able to do it.
17:09How much will it cost?
17:12Brother, I am in front of you.
17:13How much did you ask for?
17:14Rs. 5000?
17:15Rs. 5000.
17:15It is Rs. 5000.
17:17Give me Rs. 50,000.
17:18Okay, keep it.
17:20Give me Rs. 50,000.
17:21Oh, God!
17:22Hey!
17:22Yes.
17:23I asked for Rs. 5000.
17:25I don't have any money in my pocket.
17:26Brother, listen to me.
17:28Brother, it is Rs. 30,000.
17:30Give me some more.
17:31Oh, God!
17:32It is Rs. 35,000.
17:33It is not enough.
17:34Should I call the police?
17:35A person should come with you.
17:36Should I call the police?
17:37No, please.
17:39Okay, a person should come with me.
17:40I will go back.
17:42Why?
17:43I can't carry all the bags.
17:44Okay.
17:45Come, brother.
17:46Give it to me.
17:47I will carry it.
17:48Brother, you are a little drunk.
17:50Take this.
17:50Load it.
17:51Get up.
17:52Get up quickly.
17:53If you are drunk, you will die.
17:55Oh, God!
17:56Come, brother.
17:57Be careful.
17:58Be careful.
18:00Here you go.
18:01Give it to me.
18:03Brother, be careful.
18:04Our son is here.
18:06You have to carry it.
18:07Here you go.
18:07Be careful.
18:09You carry it.
18:11Brother, I have to leave my son at the shop.
18:12Because I have a son.
18:13I don't have a son.
18:15Don't worry.
18:16I have a son.
18:17Here you go.
18:19I have to carry all the bags.
18:21Here you go, brother.
18:22All the bags are yours.
18:23Oh, brother.
18:25Is the green meter here?
18:26Yes, it is here.
18:27Do you have my permission?
18:28Do you have NEPRA's permission?
18:30The green meter is here.
18:32Do you have NEPRA's permission?
18:34Brother, tell him.
18:36Do you have NEPRA's permission?
18:39Yes, I do.
18:40I think your AC is not working.
18:42Or the railway is not working.
18:43Brother, the railway is not working.
18:45The Maltese people have come.
18:47Brother, you are getting late.
18:49You are reaching home.
18:51Okay, sir. What is the deal?
18:52The goods worth Rs. 2,00,000 is worth Rs. 35,000.
18:54Yes.
18:55The thieves get the peacock.
18:56The thieves get the peacock.
18:57Don't give me such advice all the time.
18:59Brother, get up.
19:00Get up. Get up. Let me go.
19:02What happened?
19:10Brother, let's go.
19:12The train has left.
19:18The driver must have thought
19:19that if you die, you will be my father.
19:22Let's go, brother.
19:23Let's go to the shop.
19:24Let's go, brother.
19:26The more you look at Naseeta,
19:28the more you will find stolen goods.
19:29Let's go, brother.
19:35Ladies and gentlemen, this was a short break.
19:37We will meet again after the break.