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00:00Hey, pretty lady.
00:05Oh, you seem extra happy.
00:07Uh, yes I am.
00:08Any particular reason why?
00:10Well, I'm just having a good day.
00:12This morning, Sheldon fell asleep on the way to work, so I got to listen to the radio. That was pretty crazy.
00:17Mm-hmm. Anything else?
00:20I found this quiz online called, which Star Trek character are you? And it only took me four tries to get Captain Kirk.
00:26That's great.
00:27Oh, it was.
00:31Hmm. I'm glad you're having such a great day.
00:34And the one thing that could make it even better is an evening with my special girl.
00:39Oh, and who's that?
00:41What do you mean?
00:42Oh, I just didn't know if you meant me or Alex.
00:45Why would I mean Alex?
00:46Because I know she hit on you, and I know you liked it.
00:50What?
00:53Don't play dumb with me, Ricardo Shilly Shally.
01:03I'm missing something.
01:08I'm sorry, Alex, hit on me, hit on me, hit on me.
01:17Sorry, Alex, hit on me, I had no idea I'm cute.
01:26Oh, damn it, you are.
01:29Please forgive me. I should have told you about Alex.
01:32I don't care about Alex. Fine, I care. Okay, I hate that bitch.
01:38But what really hurt is that you liked it so much. I mean, do I need to be worried?
01:42Of course not. No, why?
01:44Because she's pretty and smart, and when you talk about work,
01:47she doesn't have to go home and look up words in the dictionary and understand what you said.
01:52You do that? No.
01:56Hang on, are you feeling insecure? Because that's my thing,
02:00and if you take it away, I don't know what I'm bringing to this relationship.
02:04Yes, Leonard, I am insecure. Happy?
02:07No, not happy.
02:14Why are you smiling? I'm sorry.
02:16I just never think of you having feelings like that.
02:19Well, I do. Why?
02:21Nothing is ever going to happen between me and Alex.
02:24Good.
02:26Come here.
02:31Can I tell you a secret? What's that?
02:34These women chasing me, I kind of do feel like Captain Kirk.
02:38Can I tell you a secret? Sure.
02:40Keep talking about Captain Kirk and we're all going to stop.
02:45Message received.