Video Nasty S01 E04
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00:00We're looking for Ashtell.
00:01Oi!
00:01Do that again, you'll need a bandage of your own.
00:03Keep your knickers on, love.
00:04We can't just sit around. We're getting the ferry.
00:06But there is room in the car, if you change your mind.
00:08Hello there, young man.
00:09We're looking for a girl that comes in here.
00:11She sends letters and packages to Ireland.
00:13I think I know the very one.
00:15We're looking for someone.
00:16I'm Fangoria Fangirl.
00:19Found this.
00:19Christ.
00:22Hello.
00:23Where?
00:25Hey, hey, hey!
00:26Detectives are keen to speak to three teenagers from Ireland who were seen in the area.
01:26It was Kate Bannon.
01:55She gave them to me in school. I didn't even want them.
01:59I... I was going to give them back.
02:25This is the word of the Lord.
02:43Thanks be to God.
02:45Now, I'd like to invite the chair of the commemoration committee,
02:51my dear sister, Ethel Greaves,
02:54to say a few words about plans for this year's centenary ceremony.
02:59APPLAUSE
03:08This year, we will commemorate 300 years
03:13since the people of this parish
03:16sacrificed themselves to rid a plague from this land.
03:22As we approach this milestone, we must pause to ask ourselves,
03:28why?
03:30Why do we gather to remember?
03:34Well, it's because the plague never really goes away.
03:40It only changes form.
03:44Today, we deal with a new kind of a virus,
03:51infecting our children,
03:54turning them towards depravity and sin.
03:59I'm speaking about the scourge of sadism,
04:04violence and fornication
04:08being spread through the medium of video.
04:13Now, I have...
04:16..obtained...
04:19..some of these tapes.
04:22You may find some too.
04:26Bring them to be burned.
04:29To say to God and country
04:32that we will deny them a place in our society.
04:36We, as a community, must do whatever it takes.
04:41Big or small.
04:44Whatever it takes.
04:47Whatever it takes.
04:59That was smashing, Mum.
05:02Ashdale is awake.
05:04The rest of the country needs the alarm bell.
05:12MUSIC PLAYS
05:29Police in Chesterfield are continuing to investigate
05:32the murder of a teenage girl near Ashdale.
05:35Detectives earlier admitted they're exploring a possible link
05:38to video nasties amid rumours that the murder bore a resemblance...
05:45We need to stop for petrol soon.
05:47Look, stop. There's loads left.
05:49And what happens when it gets dark and we're stuck in the middle of nowhere?
05:52Relax, Maureen, will you? I've never run out of petrol in my life.
05:55I'm sure everyone knows the airlines are shitting on money.
05:58So they just stuck it in there for no reason?
06:00Look, I'm not stopping, all right? I just want to get there.
06:03OK. Why are we fighting?
06:05This isn't even about petrol, is it?
06:07Oh, no. Listen, Abbey, this isn't about the kids.
06:09It's a simple matter of miles to the gallon. That's all it is.
06:12Who said anything about the kids? I'm talking about you two.
06:15The constant arguing. Why don't you just talk to each other?
06:18Oh, back off. Talk?
06:20Like what?
06:21If you can't talk about something, you can't deal with it.
06:24Excuse me? I don't want relationship advice from you, thank you very much.
06:27Yeah. Do I need to point out the obvious?
06:30Eileen left you?
06:32Yeah, well, go and ask her about that. Nothing to do with me.
06:35Is that what you think?
06:36That she just ran off with some other man on a whim.
06:39She always thought you were so cold towards her.
06:41She didn't know if you loved her or if you just thought she was an idiot.
06:44I just prayed to God you're not the same way with Billy.
06:47She left us.
06:49Left him.
06:52People will say anything to justify themselves.
06:57Frank.
06:58What?
06:59Frank, have you missed the... You've missed the turn.
07:02Jesus, you're such a garbage heist.
07:05You're such a garbage heist.
07:28She wakes.
07:36Welcome back to the land of the living.
07:46Might be a short stay.
08:05I told you.
08:16Told you.
08:21Told you there was room.
08:26Now we can get to know each other.
08:32Fully.
08:36Excuse me, I'm trying to have a conversation here.
08:41You're going to get what's coming to you.
08:49Help! Help! Help!
08:56Help! Help!
08:59Get off!
09:01Fuck off!
09:03No!
09:14No! I said no!
09:17Put her back.
09:22Put her back.
09:24Put her back.
09:34I told you to guard the door.
09:37This? No.
09:39We are guardians of God's will.
09:42The devil waits for us. Do not be tempted.
09:47They're not to be harmed in any way.
09:50When they die, they die clean.
09:53No injuries, no evidence.
09:55Nothing that points to anyone else.
10:13Keep your distance.
10:15Guard the door. Pray and repent.
10:20And get the drill, just in case.
10:30Don't worry. I have no intention of making you suffer.
10:35When the time is right and the world is baying for blood,
10:39you'll go quickly at each other's hands.
10:45And everyone will know you killed that girl.
10:50And those videos made you do it.
10:53Please. We just want to go home.
10:56We all want to go home.
10:58To our Lord and Saviour.
11:04Think of this as your calling.
11:07It is a noble thing to lay down one's life.
11:11You're here to give yourselves for our souls.
11:15For our souls?
11:18No, for our souls. Our souls.
11:21You see?
11:24Warped little minds.
11:27You're too far gone.
11:30But you'll save others.
11:34Now, rest up.
11:37Say your prayers.
11:39You're about to be famous.
11:47What's going on?
12:18You're some specimen, do you know that?
12:20You see that? That's contempt.
12:23Classic sign of marital problems.
12:25Fuck off, Abbie. Seriously.
12:27With pleasure.
12:36Don't.
12:38I don't want to hear it, Maureen. No.
12:40No, Maureen.
12:44I saw the news in the house.
12:47There was a girl killed in the woods last night.
12:51Right by the lake.
12:55I told you it wasn't nothing.
12:59And she was the postmistress.
13:02There's some fucked up family.
13:05They've landed us here.
13:07And they're going to put us on the hook for everything.
13:10The police think we did it.
13:12I don't...
13:14Why us?
13:16Because you were the perfect mark, Billy.
13:19Some weirdo who's obsessed with video nasties.
13:27What are we going to do?
13:29What's the plan? I don't know.
13:40I don't have anything.
13:47Con, what are you doing?
13:49The penknife.
13:51I think I can get it.
13:53Hurry up, then.
13:59Hurry.
14:05It's got it.
14:07It's got it.
14:09It's got it.
14:28You have to do something funny.
14:30What?
14:33Because I am...
14:35dying to do a bit of DIY.
14:39Water.
14:42Hey.
14:44She said we're not to be harmed.
14:46We're going to die of thirst in here.
14:50If you help me, I can help you.
15:03Here.
15:06All you have to do
15:08is go and get us some water.
15:14And I can help you.
15:18I want us to know.
15:29No.
15:31No. No.
15:34No. No. No.
15:36No!
15:38No!
15:42You're on the devil's business.
15:45And I don't deal with the devil.
15:52You stay away from me.
16:03Come on, Con.
16:06I can't pick it up.
16:08I'll slide it over here, then.
16:25Come on.
16:33Come on.
16:53Hi. Hello.
16:55Sorry, I know it's late.
16:57I ran out of petrol.
17:00It sounds like you have a generator back here.
17:03If you could give me enough just to get into Ashdale,
17:06I'd be very grateful.
17:09I'm looking for my son.
17:11He's missing.
17:13He travelled from Ireland.
17:15He's in some trouble, but he's a good boy.
17:18He didn't do anything wrong.
17:21I think...
17:23maybe I did.
17:30Stay here, yeah?
17:32Yes, sir.
17:33Don't go and walk about.
17:35No.
17:45Get rid of him.
17:47Quickly.
17:53Get rid of him.
17:55Quickly.
18:21I'm going to wait by the door.
18:23Someone will come in eventually.
18:25We push them out of the way and we make a run for it.
18:28We use this if we have to.
18:30Yeah?
18:32No.
18:34Not me.
18:36I got us into this mess, all right?
18:41I don't know.
18:50It's all right.
18:54It's not your fault.
18:57Do you hear me?
19:02Everything that's happened...
19:05it's not your fault, okay?
19:15I trusted that freak.
19:18This is all me.
19:23It's all me.
19:29The kings will be your guardians and they will bow down to you with their...
19:34Pardon?
19:39The kings will be your guardians and they will bow down to you
19:42with their faces to the earth and you will know
19:45I am the Lord.
19:47Those who hopefully wait for me will not...
19:49Sorry?
19:51It's not in the cabinet.
19:53What?
19:55One of their parents is looking for them.
19:57They broke down and came to the door looking for petrol.
19:59My mum wants me to get...
20:01It's a generator.
20:03Go, now.
20:10The kings will be your guardians and they will bow down to you...
20:14No, no, no.
20:21Seriously? Really?
20:24What?
20:26What on forest earth do you want me to piss myself?
20:29What am I doing with the night? I'm absolutely shitting myself here.
20:44What are you doing?
20:51Apaches.
20:53What? Apaches.
20:55Remember that scary-ass PSA film where the kid dies in a slurry pit?
21:01Yeah, so?
21:03So?
21:05So?
21:07So?
21:09So?
21:11So?
21:13So?
21:15This used to be an animal shed, right?
21:17There must have been a pit under here.
21:19The house shit has to get out somehow.
21:21Exactly.
21:23They piper through these big channels.
21:25That's the way out.
21:27The way out.
21:44God bless you.
21:46That was lucky.
21:48What are the odds of finding someone up at this hour?
21:52Eh, well...
21:54Insomnia is a killer.
22:07You are funny.
22:11I know.
22:15Yeah, you best be on your way.
22:36Who's going first?
22:41Hold her.
22:45We don't know how deep it is.
22:47How are we going to get down?
23:07Where the fuck is he?
23:10This is your mess.
23:12Fine, eh? Take his side.
23:14Well, at least he's willing to man up and sort it out.
23:17What's with the big Abbey crush all of a sudden?
23:19You heard of them two hours ago.
23:21Yeah, well, maybe he's talking some sense.
23:24Maybe we're in denial.
23:26About what?
23:28I don't know. About everything.
23:30About us, about the kids, about the fact that we don't speak anymore,
23:32about the fact that we don't ever...
23:34Jesus Christ. Just drop it.
23:37If you can't talk about something, then you can't deal with it.
23:43What?
23:44Now you're quoting him.
23:45He's fucking Oscar Wilde now, is he?
23:47Why don't you just go and shag him and be done with it?
23:50At least one of us would be getting something.
23:52You're the one who can't.
23:54What?
23:56Nothing.
23:57No, go on, say it.
23:58Oh, nothing.
23:59You know what I'm talking about, though.
24:01That's because you lie there like a corpse.
24:05Sorry, Maureen, but necrophilia's never been my thing.
24:09Fine.
24:11Go ahead and blame me for your problems.
24:13Because you're soft.
24:15Frank, you're just soft.
24:17Can I sleep with someone else?
24:20No complaints that Eric can tell you.
24:23It's not me he's got the problem.
24:34Excuse me.
24:41He doesn't look like a sturdy bit.
24:43I look like one.
24:45Oh, right.
24:47Well, if there's no way out...
24:52Billy!
24:58Billy!
24:59Go on!
25:05Go on!
25:13Oh, God!
25:21Hey, hey, hey!
25:22Look at me, look at me!
25:24It's gonna be okay, all right?
25:26It's gonna be okay.
25:27It's gonna be okay.
25:28All right?
25:29It's gonna be okay.
25:50No!
25:58You can't do something!
26:12Go!
26:13Go!
26:28Go!
26:29Go!
26:30Go!
26:33Stay down, all right?
26:34Just stay down!
26:58Let them get away.
27:20Wait!
27:21Wait!
27:22What?
27:23We need to go back!
27:24What?
27:25Hey!
27:26Are you mental?
27:27Forget it, Billy!
27:28Just keep running!
27:29Come on!
27:30Come on!
27:56Come on!
27:57Come on!
27:58Come on!
27:59God.
28:29God.