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00:00I just want you both to know, when I publish my findings, I won't forget your contributions.
00:05Great.
00:07And of course, I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech, but when I get around to writing my memoirs, you can expect a very effusive footnote.
00:13And perhaps a signed copy.
00:16We have to tell him.
00:17Tell me what?
00:20Damn his Vulcan hearing.
00:24You fellas are planning a party for me, aren't you?
00:27Okay, Sheldon, sit down.
00:29If there's going to be a theme, I should let you know that I don't care for luau, toga, or under the sea.
00:37Yeah, we'll keep that in mind.
00:38Look, we need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole.
00:43If this is about the night the heat went out, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:49It's not about that.
00:50And we agreed to never speak of it again.
00:53So we slept together naked.
00:58It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.
01:02He's speaking about it.
01:04For me, it was a bonding moment.
01:11Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything, and you were acting like an obnoxious giant dictator.
01:21I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
01:23That's why I added the tater.
01:29And when we finally got our first positive data, you were so happy.
01:33Oh, yes. In the world of emoticons, I was colon capital D.
01:44Well, in actuality, what your equipment detected wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles as it was static from the electric can opener we were turning on and off.
01:59He just went colon capital O.
02:05You tampered with my experiment?
02:06We had to.
02:07It was the only way to keep you from being such a huge Dickensian.
02:12You see that? I added the Enzian.
02:16Did Leonard know about this?
02:18Leonard's my best friend in the world. Surely Leonard didn't know.
02:21Actually, it was his idea.
02:22Of course it was. The whole plan reeks of Leonard.