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00:00I think back
00:05to all the good times we had
00:07like when we went camping
00:09and spent that night telling each other all our secrets
00:11I told him
00:13I'm addicted to pedicures
00:15and he told me he lost his virginity
00:17to his cousin
00:21and she was my second cousin
00:23and the first woman you ever disappointed sexually
00:25but it was him
00:28and then there was a time
00:30when Leonard and I
00:32took Howard to Las Vegas
00:34and paid a hooker to pretend
00:36she was Jewish
00:38and that she wanted his little kosher pickle
00:44of all the Howard humping hooker stories
00:46that one's my favorite
00:48okay buddy that's it
00:50sit down
00:52oh what about that tubby girl
00:54in the Sailor Moon costume at Comic Con
00:57I don't remember please sit down
00:59the only threesome I've ever had in my whole life
01:01and I'm proud to say
01:03it was with this man right here
01:09oh don't get me wrong
01:11nothing happened with me and Howard
01:13there was about 200 pounds of Sailor Moon
01:15between us
01:21oh internet
01:23this is so going all over you
01:27I'm drinking
01:31thank you for picking us up
01:33there's a warning right there
01:35on the scotch bottle
01:37you cannot be operating heavy machinery
01:39after you've had a snoot full of this slutty
01:47funny
01:49you boys have a nice time
01:51yeah it was great
01:53low key like I promised
01:55all I remember is just the guys telling jokes
01:59that's nice
02:01how about you
02:03did you have a fun night
02:05yeah we made gift bags
02:07had wine
02:09and then went online and saw this
02:11of all the Howard humping hooker stories
02:13that one's my favorite
02:21you know we're not that far from my apartment
02:23if you stop the car I can walk from here
02:27you ain't going anywhere three way
02:31bring it back listen
02:33you lied to me
02:35you said you told me about all the girls you've been with
02:37but you never mentioned your cousin
02:39the prostitute or Raj
02:41seriously
02:43you don't even have to stop the car
02:45anything under 10 miles an hour
02:47and I can combat roll into the street
02:49okay just to set the record straight
02:51I didn't hire the prostitute
02:53she was a gift from him
02:55shame on you Raj
02:57that is not how we treat women in this country
03:01don't you try and blame this on him
03:03thank you Bernadette
03:05zip it pervert