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00:00I
00:30Thank you for coming.
00:32Today, we have a guest from Hiroshima,
00:36not Tokyo, but from Asteel Plaza.
00:42We've been doing this for a while.
00:46It's nice.
00:47It's nice to have you in Hiroshima since yesterday.
00:51The video will be on air in two parts.
00:57Please watch it.
00:59We'll put it on the Hiroshima evening news.
01:03We'll put it on TV.
01:08It was fun, wasn't it?
01:10It was fun.
01:11What did you do today?
01:13We did that yesterday.
01:15After that, we all went to eat.
01:18We went to eat.
01:19We ate delicious Okonomiyaki.
01:22Today, I've been wanting to go somewhere for a while.
01:26I've decided to go there for lunch.
01:29Hiroshima is famous for its Chikara Udon.
01:35It's famous.
01:36It's famous.
01:38I wanted to eat Kitsune Udon there.
01:44This is it.
01:46Kitsune Udon is usually light.
01:49It's light.
01:51I wonder if it's light to say this.
01:55Kitsune Udon is deep-fried.
01:58It's deep-fried.
02:00It's deep-fried.
02:03How do you cut this?
02:05Cut it?
02:06Yes.
02:07Do you put it on udon?
02:09You can put it on udon in Osaka.
02:11Hiroshima's Chikara Udon is cut.
02:14How do you cut it?
02:16If it's a square, you cut it into triangles.
02:21It's probably a rectangle.
02:24Isn't it like this?
02:26This is Kizami Udon.
02:28I see.
02:29It's Chikara Udon.
02:30It's Chikara Kitsune Udon.
02:33You cut it like this.
02:36You cut it thinner?
02:38It's not thinner.
02:39I don't know what it's called.
02:41Milfi...
02:43Octopus.
02:45You cut it diagonally like an octopus.
02:48I see.
02:51And you eat Ohagi.
02:54Ohagi?
02:55You eat Ohagi.
02:57You eat Udon and Ohagi.
02:59It's a bit crazy.
03:01But it's delicious.
03:04Is that the power of mochi?
03:07I think so.
03:10I was eating at the end of the counter.
03:13It was delicious.
03:14Be careful when you go next time.
03:17The soup is about 170 degrees.
03:22It's hot.
03:24I was eating at the end of the counter.
03:27There was a toilet in the back.
03:29I went to the main street.
03:32A boy stood in front of the toilet.
03:37He said,
03:39I want to pee.
03:44Hurry up and finish the poop.
03:47I want to pee.
03:49Finish the poop.
03:51He kept saying that.
03:52Wait a minute.
03:53Wait a minute.
03:54A boy's voice.
03:55I can't stand it anymore.
03:58I want to pee.
04:00I want to poop.
04:02He said that while eating hot Udon.
04:04It's a child's voice.
04:06I don't think you should pee in a place like this.
04:08I want to poop. Hurry up.
04:12I did it.
04:15A boy's voice.
04:18He said,
04:19I'm not your father.
04:24Where is your father?
04:26I was surprised.
04:28I didn't even come to pick up my mother.
04:30I didn't even come to pick up my mother.
04:34I wanted to poop.
04:36A stranger said,
04:37I'm not your father.
04:38I froze for about two seconds and ran away.
04:40You didn't go to the toilet?
04:41I didn't go to the toilet.
04:44The other day,
04:46I went to a sushi restaurant with my children.
04:50That's good.
04:52I like sushi.
04:54I wanted to go to the toilet with my children.
04:57I wanted to finish the poop.
04:59I happened to run into my father.
05:03It's a calculation.
05:06It's an accident.
05:07It's an accident.
05:08It's an accident.
05:10I went to the toilet with my children.
05:13There were two toilets.
05:14Women's and men's.
05:20Women's is open.
05:22Men's is red.
05:25I was waiting.
05:26It's been a long time.
05:27I have two children.
05:29I want to go back soon.
05:31It's been a long time.
05:32I thought.
05:33It's finally open.
05:35A woman in her late 50s and 60s came out.
05:43If it's a woman, it's allowed.
05:46When I was about to go in,
05:50a woman came in.
05:52I thought I couldn't help it.
05:53I entered the men's room.
05:55I went out in the meantime.
05:57At that time,
05:58I thought I was in here.
06:01When a woman's surprise and embarrassment come together,
06:05it turns into anger.
06:07What is that?
06:08It's open.
06:09I was standing.
06:14Why do you hate men's?
06:17What's wrong?
06:21Do you have a problem?
06:22I want to see.
06:23I'm sorry.
06:25I buried the women's toilet earlier.
06:30It's common for women.
06:33What is that?
06:34It's embarrassing.
06:35I'm embarrassed.
06:37I'm angry.
06:40It's a strange mechanism.
06:42It's a strange mechanism.
06:45Did I say this before?
06:48I was in a cafe in Shibuya, Tokyo.
06:51I was running out of time.
06:52The toilet in the cafe was for women and for men and women.
07:00There were two types of toilets.
07:01It was for men and women.
07:04I heard a voice from the back.
07:06I'm sorry.
07:07It's for men and women.
07:09Can I use the women's toilet?
07:12I'm sorry.
07:13Please wait a moment.
07:14I've been waiting for more than five minutes.
07:18I think the person who went in earlier was a woman.
07:21Can I use the women's toilet in this case?
07:24I'm sorry.
07:25I can't.
07:26I can't help it.
07:28I can't.
07:29I can't.
07:30I can't help it.
07:31I can't help it.
07:32I can't help it.
07:33Is that so?
07:34I'll ask you one more time.
07:36I can't.
07:38I can't.
07:39I understand.
07:40The person who came out of the back was Mr. Itao.
07:47I saw Mr. Itao suffering.
07:55I saw Mr. Itao.
07:59I was asked what he was doing.
08:03He said he was drinking coffee.
08:05I see.
08:06I went straight out of the store.
08:09If a man came out of the women's toilet and a woman was waiting for him, it would be a big problem.
08:16It's a big problem.
08:17It's the police.
08:18If I came out of the women's toilet and a woman was waiting for me, I would tell the clerk that I came out of the women's toilet.
08:27If I did that, it would be a big problem.
08:31I saw Mr. Itao.
08:34When I entered the women's toilet, I saw a man with a piece of paper.
08:39He said, don't smoke in the bathroom.
08:43I thought it was a good piece of paper.
08:46He said, don't smoke in the bathroom.
08:48I'll poop in the smoking area.
08:53I don't think he's breaking up.
08:55He's fighting with the smoking area.
08:58That's what I'm talking about.
08:59It's a good piece of paper.
09:01He did his best.
09:03He did his best.
09:04He said, don't smoke in the bathroom.
09:06I'll poop in the smoking area.
09:08We're pretty old, aren't we?
09:12There's a problem that older people pee too long.
09:16Is that so?
09:17Yes.
09:18It's okay because it's pee.
09:21You're not making calculations.
09:24You're preparing to jump out of the toilet.
09:31However, a man's pee is so long that it's as long as a grandma's.
09:41Oops.
09:45That's your excrement.
09:49Do you come to Hiroshima often?
09:51No, I only come here once in a few years.
09:55Once in a few years.
09:56I came here two weeks ago.
09:59I see.
10:00Two weeks ago, I came to see Daisuke Miyagawa's Angea concert.
10:04Angea is a concert that goes around Japan.
10:07I came to Hiroshima nine years ago.
10:10Oh, so it's been a long time.
10:12The biggest mystery incident happened in Hiroshima nine years ago.
10:18I still can't figure out why.
10:21After the concert,
10:23Daisuke Miyagawa, me, one writer, and one staff member.
10:27The four of us were going to have a party.
10:30I don't really remember the town,
10:33but I think it was a place where the slope continued.
10:38I heard that the dumplings there were delicious.
10:43So we decided to have a drink with dumplings.
10:47The four of us went into the restaurant.
10:49Excuse me, please give me dumplings and beer.
10:52We were sitting around a table.
10:59We were waiting for dumplings and beer.
11:03We ordered five cups of beer.
11:06The four of us were like, what?
11:09It was like a staircase.
11:12The four of us were like, what?
11:17Daisuke Miyagawa, me, one writer, and one staff member.
11:21There was a girl sitting there.
11:24At the same table?
11:26Yes, at the same table.
11:27It was like a closet.
11:30I was like, what?
11:32I said, thank you for your hard work.
11:34The girl said, thank you for your hard work, too.
11:37Is that a staff member?
11:39She was a young girl.
11:43She didn't talk to me at all.
11:45She was like, that was today's concert.
11:47She was like, I laughed there.
11:51I was like, who is she?
11:53She was eating dumplings.
11:56I said, it's okay.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:01I asked her, who was helping you today?
12:09She said, no, I wasn't helping.
12:14I said, who is it?
12:17When the four of us went into the store,
12:22Daisuke said, let's eat together.
12:27I was like, what?
12:29Daisuke said, what is that?
12:31He was standing at the entrance, so I invited him.
12:37I said, it's time to go home.
12:40He said, I'm sorry.
12:42That's when the mystery started.
12:44She was wearing a miniskirt.
12:46I said, I'm sorry.
12:48Thank you for the meal, beer and dumplings.
12:50When I went home, my feet were covered in blood.
12:57What kind of injury?
13:00Injury.
13:01Your feet were injured?
13:02I was cut.
13:04I was cut.
13:07I was bleeding.
13:10Daisuke said, what is it?
13:15I said, I can't leave a blood-soaked girl.
13:21That's the mystery.
13:25Daisuke is strange.
13:26If you can't leave a blood-soaked girl, you should go to the hospital.
13:30That's what I said.
13:33I wanted to drink beer.
13:40It's a story I don't know.
13:42Daisuke, what was that story?
13:45I don't know.
13:47I can't leave a blood-soaked girl.
13:48I don't know why you put it in the category book.
13:52It's not a mystery.
13:55It's a story that calls for too many mysteries.
13:57It's a mystery to me.
14:01There is a Taiwanese restaurant in Shibuya that I often go to.
14:04I've liked it for a long time.
14:06I went there.
14:08I was drinking beer and dumplings for a while.
14:11The manager there said,
14:15It's the first day of my part-time job today.
14:18He is an 18-year-old man.
14:21I wondered why he would introduce me to a part-time job.
14:28He said,
14:30He is the son of Yoshi of Cow Cow.
14:34I was surprised.
14:37Yoshi got married early.
14:39He is the son of the first wife.
14:45I went to Yoshi's house about 15 years ago.
14:51I took a bath with my 4-year-old son.
14:55At Yoshi's house.
14:57The boy who took a bath with him grew up so much.
15:01He is working part-time now.
15:03I looked at his face.
15:05It was very strange.
15:07His face was just the same.
15:11I was surprised.
15:13He said,
15:15He is very similar to me.
15:17He said so.
15:19He also said so.
15:21It's strange.
15:23My son looks like my partner's face.
15:27I don't know why.
15:30My son has the same face as me.
15:35This is the same DNA.
15:41I don't know why.
15:43My son looks like Seiji.
15:47I don't know why.
15:49I don't know why.
15:51My son looks like my partner's face.
15:59This is one of the mysteries of the entertainment world that cannot be solved by science.
16:07There are people who look like pets.
16:12There are people who look like cats.
16:14There are people who look like cars.
16:17There are people who look like cars.
16:19Your face looks like a Silvia.
16:22It's very similar.
16:25Your face and your partner's face are completely different.
16:29It's amazing.
16:35Seiji's son looks like Juniors.
16:39They look alike.
16:42But their clothes are the same.
16:49Seiji's son and Juniors's clothes are completely different.
16:54He's the same age as Junior-san.
16:56Junior-san might not like this, but he's a bit shy.
17:01He's a bit shy.
17:03I don't want to say he's popular, but he's a bit shy.
17:07It's been more than 10 years since I met him.
17:11I said, it's been a while!
17:13He said, you've grown up!
17:20How are you?
17:23Yes.
17:25How long has it been?
17:28Oh, I'm sorry.
17:30He's like Junior-san.
17:35We were the same age.
17:36I see.
17:38We've been eating together, but he's much more popular than Seiji.
17:43Then...
17:45Did I say this before?
17:48I don't think you did.
17:50Can I say it?
17:51I don't think he's hiding anything.
17:55Anyway, Seiji's son is a university student.
18:00He has 3 partners.
18:02He's choosing who to partner up with.
18:09He's not a professional when he's a student.
18:12He's choosing who to partner up with.
18:14He's choosing who to partner up with.
18:16I don't know if he's going to have another partner.
18:19He's choosing between A, B, and C.
18:27He's thinking about what he would like to do in the future.
18:32He's thinking about what he would like to do in the future.
18:40I'm trying to find out what he wants to do.
18:45It's not like Seiji-san's kids to do the IEC, right?
18:48Yeah, it's like...
18:51It's more like Jay's genes.
18:54It's time to test the possibilities of comedy.
18:57Yeah, that's what we were talking about.
19:00The other day, I was at the Budokan, and there was a live show.
19:03I said, I want to go see it.
19:05And I went to see it.
19:07It was on LINE.
19:11People call me Jay now.
19:14They say, Jay, you're good at this.
19:17Jay, that was funny the other day.
19:19That's what I've been doing.
19:21I saw the live show for the first time on LINE.
19:24I said, thank you.
19:27I'm a junior.
19:29That's right.
19:30I'm the only one.
19:31That's because you're aiming to be a professional.
19:33I was so lonely.
19:36I'm sure you're lonely, but you're a junior.
19:41I don't think it's good for him to be cute or sarcastic.
19:46That's right.
19:48Then you can keep your distance from him.
19:55He's so cute.
19:57Get away from him.
20:04I don't know what this means.
20:07Sense?
20:08Sense.
20:09My wife and my son, who are in the first year of elementary school,
20:14I met them at the station.
20:16I said, let's go home together.
20:18I went home with him.
20:20I heard this story from my wife later on the phone.
20:25I met them at the station.
20:27My wife said, you're always walking home alone.
20:32My wife said, what are you thinking about when you're walking?
20:37She said, don't tell me.
20:39Okay.
20:41I said, I'm talking to a invisible person in my mind on my way home.
20:46She said, what are you talking about?
20:49I said, I'm talking to an invisible person in my mind.
20:51I said, It's cold today, and it was fun at school today.
20:56I said, I'm talking to an invisible person in my mind.
20:58I said, Oh, yeah, when you're on the train,
21:01When you're on the train, you're talking to an invisible person in your mind.
21:03When the seat next to me was empty, I took out the transparent doll in my heart and sat next to it.
21:08We were talking.
21:10I told him not to tell Toto.
21:12We talked on the phone.
21:15I don't know why, but I couldn't stop crying.
21:23I understand the meaning of tears, but I don't understand the meaning of tears.
21:27I don't know what it is.
21:29I don't know what it is.
21:31I don't know what it is.
21:33The transparent doll in my heart.
21:36That's right.
21:38It's in my heart, so I don't know what it is.
21:50I can't use women's toilets.
21:52I'm sorry. I can't.
21:54I'll ask you one more time, but I can't.
21:57I can't.
21:58There are a lot of people who came out from the back and said,
22:00It's Mr. Itao.