Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a type of food they haven't heard of before and Redneck Troy calls in to offer his help.
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00:00A man from Northsboro, Carolina, or Goldsboro, North Carolina, was arrested after being stopped
00:12while peddling away with a large amount of stolen country sausage.
00:16Oh, yeah.
00:17Was that country breakfast sausage or just regular country sausage?
00:21I didn't get to the bottom of the sausage type.
00:23I love some country breakfast sausage.
00:25Oh, dude.
00:26Now, what's the difference between country breakfast sausage and breakfast sausage?
00:29That's what I'm wondering.
00:30I don't know.
00:30Because when you say country sausage, I immediately think of breakfast sausage.
00:34It's got to be breakfast sausage.
00:36Yeah, it has to be, right?
00:37Sausage is just, they don't call it country sausage when you get like a sausage.
00:41Okay.
00:42I looked up this place for the sausage you stole.
00:44There's regular sausage, hot sausage, extra sage sausage, extra hot sausage.
00:49And then there's liver pudding and liver mousse.
00:52Oh, man.
00:53The hell is liver mousse?
00:55I don't know.
00:55What's a country scrapple?
00:56You're ruining my sausage buzz here.
00:59A sea loaf?
01:00A sea loaf?
01:01You're killing Lisa's sausage buzz.
01:03Cock loaf.
01:05Hey, can I get some liver mousse and a sea loaf?
01:06Is it chicken loaf?
01:08It just says sea loaf.
01:09Sea loaf.
01:11Yep.
01:11Is it like scrapple?
01:14What is scrapple, dude?
01:15I don't know.
01:16People are on this like southern forum.
01:21Scrapple is like a jelly-like meat, someone said.
01:24Oh, good.
01:24That's what I like.
01:25I like all my meats very jelly-like.
01:27This woman said, my husband ordered it and cut it and it jellied right back together.
01:32Oh, my God.
01:32He cut it open and it resealed itself?
01:35Oh, my God.
01:35That's amazing.
01:36Performed like the Terminator 2000.
01:38Yeah, like the X-Men.
01:39Yeah.
01:42This sausage can't be cut.
01:44Redneck Troy, you want to educate us on scrapple?
01:46Oh, thank you, Redneck Troy.
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:48Yeah.
01:49How are y'all?
01:50We're doing okay, thanks.
01:52Hell, there y'all.
01:53Somebody just texted me.
01:54I'm back in Kansas City.
01:55They just texted me and said y'all was talking about it.
01:57Son, if you ain't never had a scrapple, you ain't living right.
02:01I have not had a scrapple.
02:02None of us have had a scrapple.
02:03It looks like Southern Spam.
02:05Is that the best way to describe it?
02:07No, the best way to describe it is buttholes, pig lips, and everything else.
02:11Yeah.
02:11If you really...
02:13Scrapple, we don't call it scrapple.
02:16We call it pawnhoss.
02:18You call it what?
02:20Pawnhoss.
02:21Pawnhoss.
02:22I can't understand your Southern accent.
02:25Pawnhoss?
02:25Yeah.
02:26Yeah, pawnhoss.
02:27Can you spell it for me, Redneck Troy?
02:30P-O-N-H-O-S-S.
02:33Pawnhoss.
02:34Pawnhoss.
02:35Pawnhoss.
02:37Pawnhoss.
02:38Yeah, them old boys back home.
02:40I'm telling you, that's a mainstay in a Southern man's diet, son.
02:43Pawnhoss.
02:44Pawnhoss.
02:45My granddad used to tell me to put lead in your pencils.
02:48Oh, yeah, pawnhoss also, it just takes you right to scrapple.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Oh, yeah, you just turn around.
02:53Like I said, my granddad always said, he said put lead in your pencils.
02:56Oh, yeah, son.
02:56Y'all, yeah.
02:57Y'all need to go on after.
02:58I'm going to tell you what I'll do.
03:00When I go to Virginia for Christmas, I'm going to send y'all some.
03:02Oh, we're good.
03:05You know what?
03:06You can call that Pawnhoss for yourself.
03:08I feel guilty eating your Pawnhoss.
03:10The only way we'd ever try it is if we did, like, a thing where we went down south.
03:15Yeah.
03:15You know, we went down south.
03:17Like, I wouldn't try anyone around here's Pawnhoss.
03:19No.
03:20Like, I wouldn't.
03:21You'd buy, like, authentic Pawnhoss.
03:22Exactly.
03:23Well, that's how you have to do it.
03:24Oh, yeah.
03:24You have to find someone who's made it for 100 years.
03:26No, probably not.
03:28Redneck Troy, what's the craziest thing you Southerners eat?
03:30Oh, well, I mean, we eat everything.
03:34I mean, I've had hog-brained scrambled eggs, beef tongue, oxtail.
03:38I'll tell you right now, oxtail soup, oh, man, that'll change your whole life.
03:41Did you say hog-brained scrambled eggs?
03:43Yes.
03:44Yeah, hog-brained scrambled eggs.
03:46We, you know, we eat everything.
03:49But, again, we was always poor.
03:51We didn't have all the amenities that everybody else had, so we didn't have to eat what we got.
03:54Yeah, you just had to eat what you got.
03:56Hog-brains.
03:56Oh, we eat possum, raccoon.
03:58I mean, you name it, I've eaten.
03:59How does a possum taste?
04:02People say it tastes like chicken.
04:03No, it don't taste like chicken.
04:05It tastes like possum, and it tastes like crap.
04:07Oh, yeah, sure.
04:09Yeah.
04:09I want to let y'all know, I got y'all screaming out here in Kansas City.
04:12These boys out here love y'all.
04:13Oh, well, thank you so much.
04:15Thanks, Troy.
04:16Tell the boys we said what's up.
04:17Have some scrapple on us.
04:19Watching Dave and Redneck Troy go back and forth was like,
04:22watching Dave find a native people that are teaching him his ways.
04:28And he's like, they're like, Pondhoss.
04:31And he's like, Pondhoss.
04:33Stop it.
04:33And they're like, Pondhoss to you, new friend.
04:37No, no, no, no, no.
04:40Pondhoss.
04:41Poundhouse.
04:42No, no, no.
04:43What you're saying is your penis is small.
04:46Oh, well.
04:47Pondhoss.
04:48Pondhoss.
04:49I did not understand what he was saying.
04:51I'm like, Pondhoss.
04:52You're saying Pondhoss.
04:54And I'm saying Pondhoss.
04:58Poundhoss.
04:59No, getting worse.
05:01You're actually worse at this now.
05:03Silly southerner.
05:04You had to write it out.
05:06So how do you spell that?
05:07Just spell it.
05:08I couldn't get it.
05:08I couldn't understand either.
05:10Spell it out for me.
05:11Yeah, because at first I thought he was saying Pond.
05:14Pondhoss.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Pondhoss.
05:15I'm like, what is that?
05:17Hey, Pondhoss.
05:18I don't get it.
05:21I want to look it up.
05:25Pondhoss to you.
05:27Chief of the South.
05:33Today I'm talking with southerners.
05:35Pondhoss?
05:36Pondhoss.
05:37Pondhoss.
05:38Pondhoss.
05:40Pondhoss.
05:42No.
05:43Goddammit, no.
05:45Pondhoss.
05:47Pondhoss.
05:49Pondhoss.
05:50Pondhoss.
05:50No.
05:51God, no.
05:54You're right, man.
05:55Dave dropped into, like, just a native village.
05:59It was.
06:00They've never seen a white man.
06:01He's like Christopher Columbus there for a second.
06:03Well, we've fallen down a side.
06:05Yeah.
06:06But it was sometimes a huge weight drop.
06:09He's like, can you breathe?
06:10Oh, man.
06:11If he's wearing landscapes, up topers.
06:11Yeah.
06:11I'm in the sameoma part,
06:12we'll be镜 Тем irrefusion.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Because if they are not one-mal.
06:15Where is it?
06:16Now you're right, it's done.
06:17It's a very little rock.
06:17It's a slightly opposite.
06:18I'm not going to like, like, it's.
06:19It's a little rock.
06:19Yeah.
06:20You're right.
06:20And it's so much.
06:21I'll definitely rent or maybe that's weird.
06:23I should do nothing else anything like that.
06:24I can see you.
06:26Suddenly, everybody.
06:26I'm out.
06:27You're the honestções.
06:27I don't really.
06:28I'm out.