During a discussion about how you realized you were with the wrong person a caller revealed something about a girl he was with that has a dirty little shower fetish!
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00:00Dan, good morning.
00:12You're on with David Chuck the Freak.
00:13How you doing?
00:14Support command.
00:15Support command.
00:16When did you realize you had found the wrong person?
00:19Well, I was getting this girl for about a month, and we took it slow, and then things started
00:25to get really intense, and she was over at my house for the night, and I was making
00:29breakfast for her.
00:31I said, I'm just going to go jump in the shower while you're cleaning up, and I said, okay,
00:36no problem.
00:37So she had her shower, and then I went and had a shower.
00:41I had a fairly large shower, and I'm showering, and I'm looking around, and I'm thinking,
00:45what the hell is all this brown stuff in there?
00:47No, no, no, no.
00:48I'm like, what is going on?
00:50So I just, like, whatever, rinsed it around.
00:52I don't know.
00:53Maybe it's, you know, she brought her own shampoo or something.
00:55Well, but a week later, she comes over for the weekend again.
01:00She says, why don't you have a shower with me?
01:02I said, okay.
01:04We get into the shower.
01:06It's then when she reveals to me that she has a secret fetish about pooping in the shower.
01:10Oh, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy.
01:15They took that one hard.
01:17Andy, who brought in front of you?
01:20To my surprise, she smiled and squashed over the hole and pooped along right in the shower.
01:28No, you bitch, you filthy bitch.
01:31I kick you.
01:31I kick you in the face.
01:34I naked kick you in the face.
01:36Oh, you're squatting and pooping in my shower, you dirty whore.
01:42No!
01:45That was the last time she came over.
01:48Oh, that's so gross.
01:49So she had done that the first time.
01:51Yeah, she pooped right in there.
01:52And he stood in it.
01:53Yeah, he stood in it.
01:54Oh, man.
01:55And he was wishing it, washing it all down the drain.
01:58Oh, my God.
02:00It's her new shampoo.
02:00As soon as she started pooping, I tried to get out of the shower, and it's real precarious,
02:07and I bashed my face on the toilet.
02:10I'm like, I know.
02:11I feel like that'd be your last image.
02:14It'd be worse.
02:14What a way to go.
02:15It'd be worse.
02:16That's a bad way to go.
02:17You'd get all tangled up in the shower curtain.
02:20You'd fall.
02:21Boo!
02:22You'd go down, hit your head, and then you're alone with her.
02:27Help me.
02:28And you don't know what's happening.
02:30I'm bleeding out.
02:31There's a shower pooper.
02:32And then you wake up.
02:34And then it's a hot steamer on your face.
02:37I feel like you're covered.
02:39Yeah.
02:39You are.
02:40I'm covered in poop.
02:41Did you see that coming?
02:43Because it seemed like you were surprised.
02:44I kind of, the brown.
02:45I didn't know if it was going to go period.
02:47I didn't know if it was going to go poop.
02:49I was hoping for, I don't know what I was hoping for.
02:52He did, though.
02:53His shocked face was like.
02:54He seemed really shocked.
02:55Because I'm just picturing you're in the girl in the shower.
02:57That's supposed to be a happy moment.
02:58Oh, it's the bad.
02:59I mean, it could ruin chick showers.
03:01Probably not.
03:02But still.
03:02It's a phenomenal thing.
03:04And then she's like, says that.
03:06And then poops.
03:07She's all wet and glistening.
03:08And then she poops.
03:10And looks you right in the eyes if she does it over your dream.
03:14And then she's like, crushing it down.
03:17Like with her toe or something.
03:19You bitch.
03:20What are you doing?
03:21Like, how are you getting rid of it?
03:22Order.
03:23Order.
03:24Order.
03:24Order in the studio.
03:27Order in the studio.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29I don't know how I would react to that.
03:30I think I would strike.
03:32Sorry.
03:33Sorry, squatter pooper.
03:34I'm going to punch or kick you.
03:36That is a definite sign she's not the one, though.
03:38Oh.
03:39Yeah, that'll do it.
03:39At least, yeah.
03:40Any kind of shower pooping?
03:45I know.
03:46No, it's just not for me.
03:48It's just the toilet's way better.
03:50That's what it's meant for.
03:51You sound like Christopher Walken when you're disturbed.
03:53Yes, I do.
03:54I'm pooping in the shower.
03:57I don't know.
03:59I don't know why you do that.
04:01It seems inconvenient, messy.
04:05There's definitely a process of getting it down.
04:07There's no positive there.
04:10There's poop right in the toilet.
04:13You're right.
04:13You've got to squish it down.
04:14Yeah, you've got to squish it down.
04:16You've got to break it up into chunks so that it'll go down the drain.
04:20Enough, enough, enough.
04:21Enough, enough, enough.
04:23One of mine would never get down.
04:28Thank God I'm not into this.
04:31I'd be there all day.
04:34What's Chuck?
04:35Why was he late?
04:35Oh, he had to shove his poop down the drain again.
04:37You know, he's into that shower stuff.
04:39He poops in the shower.
04:41Oh, man.
04:42That poor guy.
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