Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail sent by a listener detailing an experience he had in a gym locker room shower and discuss how they'd react if they found themselves in a similar situation.
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00:00the next email here is from someone who wants to be anonymous so here's the background happily
00:12married wonderful wife been married a few years now pretty decent sex life no issues there i try
00:18to keep myself in good shape i hit the gym almost every morning i like going in the mornings to the
00:23gym before work when the place is pretty empty after a pretty brutal morning at the gym i go
00:28to take my shower like always so my habit from growing up is that i turn the water off while
00:34i'm soaping up because my dad was always concerned with not wasting water so as i'm soaping up i bend
00:40over to get my legs i hear the shower door open hello someone steps into the shower and there's
00:48no mistaking another man's bits pressed up against my backside what he stays there walked in
00:58some dude walked in no wait he's hold on he stayed there for a second said oh sorry
01:03and then backed out of the shower not enough not enough reaction
01:08what are you doing chuck's recreating
01:15excuse me he's fondling the trash can to reenact what happened
01:21i love the rascally look he had on his face
01:26fancy meeting you here frozen in shock yeah i stay there for what seems like an eternity before
01:35i can stand back up stand back up look out of the shower but now there's no one else in the locker
01:40room well once you've put a put your stuff on a guy and he didn't he didn't go for it you got to get
01:49out of there you know i had better skedaddle i just it's crazy it's crazy that he was still stuck
02:04down there like what just happened was that junk yes yes it was it was i'm mistaken i can't even
02:13imagine the whole fruit basket yeah well whenever i think back on what happened
02:20i definitely get turned on
02:24that changes everything what the hell he says i can't figure this out oh i can figure it out for
02:35you like a good old dong in the butt yeah there's not much to figure out he's into some stuff he didn't
02:40realize huh and that's what it took it took an accidental dong in his butt to figure it out
02:45he's married he's married he has a good sex life yeah i said he was so time to open up that pandora's
02:51box honey i'd rather enjoy a dong and balls against me honey i had a crazy thing happen to me at the gym
03:01today you're not gonna believe it a man placed his penis on me and i loved it i not words any woman
03:11wants to hear uh-huh yeah that i'm reading through this email and i was like oh wow oh my god oh my
03:19whoa uh-huh it definitely took a turn it too because all right any other guy don't you think any other
03:26guy would instantly fight kick whatever i don't i would as soon as i heard the curtain open i'd be
03:33like yeah he's like a rabid wolverine i'll try to bite you or whatever oh he's biting i know this
03:43is far-fetched but is there a chance the dude who walked in the shower's not on he doesn't know
03:49someone's in there he walks in closes and turns and there's a butt in front of him but it doesn't
03:55doesn't it seem like he waited doesn't you seem like it was like there was it seems like both of
04:02them you just they had a moment in first before you walk in you like look yeah you see with eyes
04:08usually yeah like oh a nude man i shouldn't press my junk up against his butt let's gym showers
04:15do it so weird no there's such a weird thing it is i just shower with a bunch of not showering at
04:20the gym strangers yeah i'll make it home yeah i don't find that odd i don't like it someone said
04:27what if the guy was blind and didn't hear the shower just walked in like he wouldn't have heard
04:32the shower for a blind guy he got out of there in a in a hurry you might want to scream i'm blind i'm
04:36blind i'm blind oh my god oh my god i'm blind i'm blind and i know i know what just happened
04:43i can't my donger can't read braille but i feel like what that said was your butt
04:53that poor blind guy and then we still wouldn't have believed him he's not blind really hoping that
05:00was two hairy bowling balls i like this text homie you gay
05:05uh homie you also gay
05:11that's what the follow-up for the anonymous guy i just expect to be in competition with
05:20other females but then the other men all of a sudden yeah i gotta worry about that
05:25you're aroused by a man you you love yourself and um i do but if you if you spotted a guy
05:33in the locker room being like yeah you wouldn't get off on that you wouldn't appreciate that no
05:39it would shut you down like you'd right like i don't i wouldn't let another guy i wouldn't put
05:45myself in a scenario where another guy can watch me you know what i mean like i wouldn't if i if
05:51there was like another guy and believe me i you know i played sports i've taken showers in hockey
05:56locker rooms and when i'm in there it's like a
05:59watching a reenactment of chuck shower in the locker room right now concealing himself at every
06:16moment except his butt he did watch his butt he did watch his butt quite openly he can only protect so
06:22much yeah you gotta choose okay you have to choose if you gotta choose i choose the front so to the
06:27dude who sent us the email i think you need to talk to someone either it's triggered something that
06:33you never knew you were into or it's open something that you want to be open
06:37yeah you gay homie
06:41you