Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about seasonal spikes in STD rates and during a conversation about genital warts, Chuck holds a press conference to explain a wart he had on his foot once.
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00:00um you've heard of flu season but i don't think many people realize there's a gonorrhea season
00:09like clockwork the flu season rears its ugly head every winter and makes our lives miserable but
00:15the flu is not the only germ that has a particular time of year when it's at its worst actually
00:21every disease is seasonal even gonorrhea even hiv is it because we bang more at certain times
00:29as humans well gonorrhea season when would you think gonorrhea season would be spring sometime in
00:35the summer yeah spring break summer spring break like you know like the spring when all of a sudden
00:39you want to like you want to get it on all the time it's may to july so kind of in there i mean
00:48yeah those hot gonorrhea months we're heading into hot gonorrhea months that's it it's just
00:57everybody's banging it's like it's something to keep in mind they even did put out a little
01:02it's hard to see it's just a tiny little thing but a little calendar of seasons and then they do like
01:07put gonorrhea months in there you're gonna hang that up i was gonna say please please dave hang
01:12it up you got your gonorrhea calendar i'm not taking any chances amber
01:18we're not taking any chances too many hot tubs
01:22yeah no i don't need to put the gonorrhea calendar up on my wall but
01:28it's strange let's see when my birthday month of february oh hiv month
01:33it's anal warts month
01:36i don't think we've ever discussed anal warts on the show well we haven't i'm sure we have because
01:51it's just it's just it's just a topic before but yeah it's just any intense topics on it it's just
01:57hpv if they there you get them everywhere if you get them okay you can get them on your guys listen to
02:03me for a second can you get regular anal warts like non-hpv i'm pretty sure once it's a wart and
02:09on your butt it's hpv i think hpv is even the same thing that's on your fingers or whatever
02:15okay let's look at are all warts hpv many people have asked this question when skin warts appear it
02:19can seem as if they came out of nowhere but common warts are actually an infection in the top layer of
02:23skin caused by viruses in the human yeah it's all in the hpv family wow that's what i thought yeah i
02:30didn't know that oh yeah there are around anal area they're still called genital warts even if
02:35they're on your anus
02:40that's the same thing as on your genitals just so you know they are still called genital warts even if
03:03located on your anus well that's just scientific fact i didn't know did you know that i did not
03:09did you have a wart on your ass you know it's a genital wart no i'm pretty sure any that whole area
03:15it's all connected i'm gonna knock on some wood because i've never had a wart
03:21no i'm gonna get a wart now i'm gonna get warts oh yeah no i had a i think it's called a planter's
03:27wart on my foot foot one time i was like what is this thing it was like a little black thing
03:34you had a black foot thing the black foot thing chuck probably your dating years no i wasn't my
03:39what do you think i did in my feet
03:42i just thought it could be disturbing for a female suitor
03:59no like it was on the bottom of my foot like no one would have ever seen it ever
04:05do you have a wart on your foot
04:09were you in your dating years what did you have to tell people in your dating years
04:15no i'm pretty sure i just got it in a hockey locker room
04:19that i wasn't giving foot jobs
04:22your foot job technique is wild too
04:24yeah it's pretty good
04:25good stroke on it
04:26it's lots of practice
04:27yeah no just uh something called the planter's wart i believe
04:32it's a little black thing that can get on the bottom of your foot
04:35you gotta put a little band-aid on it for about four days and then you're good
04:40you know
04:44oh man
04:45never came back never spread to my anus
04:47i never stuck my foot in anyone
04:50any other questions
04:57i don't know something else
05:00i love your antivort
05:01but press conference
05:02yeah you know
05:03chug's wart
05:04hey everybody thank you for coming
05:07uh
05:08wanna let everybody know
05:09did that go to your butthole
05:12no no
05:13it is a planter's wart
05:15you get it on the bottom of your foot
05:17that's the only
05:18as far as i know
05:19how did you go on dates with ladies
05:20uh
05:22well as it turns out
05:25it's just a planter's wart
05:27it's on the bottom of your foot
05:28and
05:29and you got this uh
05:30through sexual means
05:31no
05:32with your feet
05:34no definitely
05:34no sex
05:35i was having no sex
05:36oh my god
05:37no one wanted to have sex with me
05:39but
05:39i did still
05:40i got a planter's wart
05:41on the bottom of my foot
05:43and it spread to your nipples
05:44i assumed next
05:45and then your butthole
05:46uh no
05:48uh
05:49just up bottom of my foot
05:51a tiny
05:51little tiny
05:52little black mark
05:53i wondered what the heck it was
05:55and it turns out
05:57it was a planter's wart
05:58can't say anything today
06:00can't say anything
06:01i just thought it could be
06:04a turn off if you were dating
06:05a bit of black water
06:06uh
06:07hey
06:07hi
06:08hi
06:08uh no
06:09when i would date someone
06:11the last thing
06:12in the world
06:13i would ever do
06:14is lift up the bottom of my foot
06:16so that he could
06:17take a good gander
06:18oh you want to do this
06:21hey
06:21do you want to do this
06:23all right
06:30i bear my soul
06:31jesus chuck
06:32how did that affect your dating life
06:34are you
06:36sure you're dirty
06:37does it come back
06:40are you filthy
06:41all right
06:42spread to your genitals
06:43this has really affected
06:45your run of the foot job
06:46king of the county
06:46yeah
06:47oh my goodness
06:50my god chuck
06:52are you okay man
06:54i was concerned for you
06:57and your black foot
06:58are you gonna be
06:59all right