Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 30 year old man posing as a high school basketball player in Canada and what it would be like if Andy were to do the same thing on Chuck's pee wee baseball team.
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00:00Canadian border officials have arrested an African man
00:13believed to be 30 years old
00:16who just spent the last six months
00:18attending a Windsor high school
00:20posing as a teenager
00:2230
00:23he's 30
00:25that was tough
00:29Jonathan Nicola became a well known
00:31high school basketball player
00:33oh no
00:35there's even a video the Windsor star I guess
00:37talked to him after a basketball game and posted a video
00:39oh I gotta see it
00:40you can tell he's in his 30s
00:42to me it just seems so obvious
00:44first of all
00:45what? he's going bald
00:47there he is playing on the boys basketball team
00:51he's like two feet higher than everyone else
00:54two feet taller
00:54and you can tell he's so much older
00:57he was actually
01:00he was living with the head coach
01:03I could see a coach
01:05becoming blinded
01:07to the scenario
01:08by the big picture of what he thinks
01:11might be happening to his life
01:13so if you have an adult man come on your little league team
01:16you'd be like
01:16alright
01:17do you know how awesome it would be?
01:19if I was batting for
01:21can you imagine
01:21he like showed up
01:22and I'm like
01:23hey
01:23no I mean
01:24no I'm saying as a coach
01:26like as a coach
01:27you guys
01:27this is an old man
01:28he's an amazing baseball player
01:31how old are you?
01:31you're 9?
01:32but he's 30
01:32come on board
01:34I'm 9 years old
01:35hey listen
01:36little green bean
01:39teach me
01:41I don't know much about life
01:42listen
01:43can you do coach
01:45a big favor?
01:46yeah
01:46what's up coach?
01:47can you shave your beard off?
01:50oh you don't like my beard?
01:51no I love it personally
01:53and I think you're a great ball player
01:55I've had it since I was 7
01:56I know
01:57but I think some people
01:59it makes them ask questions
02:01especially cause it's really bushy
02:03and quite manly
02:05yeah
02:05alright
02:07okay
02:08you're the coach
02:09I'm only 9
02:09cause if I get you to
02:11thank you bud
02:12thanks buddy
02:13little green bean
02:14thanks little green bean
02:15cause I come out smoking a cigarette
02:17yeah
02:17can you put a green bean
02:20what's up buddy?
02:22hey listen
02:22when we're warming up in the bullpen
02:24can you not smoke
02:26in front of the other 9 year olds?
02:28pretty addicted
02:29come on green bean
02:32come on green bean
02:33here I go
02:34alright
02:36what's the hype about?
02:37I have no clue
02:38I don't know anything about
02:39that guy's a real
02:40that's another
02:43300 foot shot
02:44I'm basically
02:45Babe Ruth
02:46he got all of himself
02:50in that
02:51somebody give me a drink
02:52I'm 9
02:53he's drinking bourbon
02:56again
02:57you know I can't play
02:59without my tequila coach
03:00yes I do
03:02but let's
03:02keep it on the down low
03:04green bean
03:05a whole bunch of Cubans
03:08just moved to
03:09Macomb
03:10young young
03:13Cubans
03:13with beards
03:14coach Chuck
03:16is a mentor
03:17and he is
03:18a correct person
03:19to ask
03:20yeah there he is
03:21that's little Juan
03:22he is
03:23he's batting
03:24900 right now
03:26wow that is pretty amazing
03:27for a 9 year old
03:2825 home runs
03:29in 4 games
03:30he said through
03:31yep he's pitched
03:332 complete game
03:34shutouts
03:34we are so happy
03:36him and his 7 brothers
03:38came
03:38although they're all
03:39related
03:39yeah the whole team
03:41and they're all 9
03:41we are all at 9
03:42cheers old
03:43they're all twins
03:44oh 9 twins
03:46not identical
03:47obviously
03:47you can't
03:49a miracle of science
03:50that's right
03:51in Cuba
03:52a lot of crazy stuff
03:53happens
03:53sometimes they have
03:549 kids at once
03:55what little Rowan feel
03:57when Green Bean
03:57steps up to the plate
03:59and just knocks it
03:59out of the barn
04:00I'm like Rowan
04:01you go shake
04:02Green Bean's hand
04:03right now
04:04you go smack him
04:05on the ass
04:06he'd be like
04:06I quit
04:07I know
04:07I'd be like
04:08sorry bud
04:08sometimes you're
04:09just born with it
04:10you know
04:10I didn't ask for this
04:13I know
04:14I didn't
04:15I was just born
04:16to be an athlete
04:179 years ago
04:18yep
04:20it's 9 million years
04:21dad he doesn't even
04:22he doesn't even
04:23swing right or anything
04:24he's just so big
04:25he just dicks it out
04:26yes son
04:27he's got talent
04:28don't judge my swing
04:30Rowan's like
04:31dad why isn't
04:32my beard growing in
04:33you've got one
04:35and so does Green Bean
04:36he's the only
04:379 year old
04:38with smokers cough
04:39dad I
04:42dad I caught
04:43Green Bean
04:44smoking something
04:45really smelly
04:46yeah I
04:50don't ask questions
04:51that's my miracle
04:52herbs
04:52Green Bean
04:53are you high
04:54again
04:54you know
04:55the only 9 year old
04:58celebrating 420
04:59we gotta wrap this
05:01game up
05:02I gotta go to a
05:02strip club
05:03here in the middle
05:04alright
05:05time out
05:07he drives away
05:07in his car
05:08he's 9
05:09later on
05:10the 9 year old
05:11that's
05:11gotta be illegal
05:13he drives away
05:16for breakfast
05:17his baseball
05:20uniform
05:21it doesn't
05:22get it
05:23you know
05:24Green Bean
05:25we're having a
05:25hard time
05:26finding that
05:27triple XL
05:28you're gonna have
05:29to tailor a couple
05:30of them together
05:31or something
05:31cause
05:32ok alright
05:33he's swearing
05:34bye Green Bean
05:34bye
05:35see ya
05:36watch out kids
05:39I'm not sure
05:39Green Bean
05:40knows how to
05:40drive
05:40Bean
05:41I gotta make it
05:43to a big
05:44Pokemon match
05:45here in a minute
05:45so
05:46you know
05:47just doing
05:479 year old
05:48things here
05:48everyone says
05:49it'd be more like
05:49that Green Bean
05:51lights a smoke
05:51and hops on
05:52his motorcycle
05:53oh here comes
05:58Green Bean
05:58what's up
06:00just me
06:00the coolest
06:019 year old
06:01ever