Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about motorists in Northern California dealing with a new kind of road hazard.
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00:00Motorists in Northern California have been dealing with a new kind of road hazard.
00:16Overly aggressive coyotes who've been eating magic mushrooms.
00:22Oh, wow.
00:23That's no good.
00:24At least two coyotes have been staring down motorists on Highway 1 and walking right out into the road.
00:34It's supposed to be a coyote howling.
00:37I'm waiting.
00:37So far it's a train.
00:38What is that?
00:40There's one.
00:44Those coyotes are tripping balls.
00:48Run!
00:49Experts have ruled out rabies.
00:51But they do believe now they've been eating, ingesting hallucinogenic mushrooms and tripping.
00:57There is a mushroom that grows in the area and they think these coyotes have stumbled on a stash.
01:03They probably got no idea what's going on if they're tripping balls and they're coyotes.
01:06So would they be afraid or would they just be like happy and...
01:10I think they'd be a little afraid.
01:11I think they'd be a little like, what the hell?
01:14Confused.
01:14Like, am I a goddamn coyote, man?
01:19Yeah.
01:19What am I, man?
01:21What is a coyote?
01:22The universe, man.
01:23The first time I ever realized.
01:27Why don't we just stop one day and not howl at the moon?
01:30You guys ever think about that?
01:32What would happen if all of us just stopped one day?
01:35Whoa.
01:36What about this one?
01:38What about this?
01:38Like, if I howl and no one's there to hear it, did I really howl?
01:46You gotta stop me.
01:47You're blowing my mind.
01:50That's just too crazy.
01:52You've wrapped my coyote brain around me, guys.
01:55Dude, I've been thinking about that for seven hours now.
01:59Oh, that's crazy.
01:59That's like two years of coyote time.
02:03We gotta stop.
02:04It's been a long night.
02:05These mushrooms are damn good, but we gotta stop, man.
02:08This is.
02:10All I've been thinking about is those lights that go down that highway, that rock river.
02:14Let's get them, man.
02:15Let's get them.
02:16They're so fast.
02:17It's crazy, man.
02:18What are those things?
02:19What are they?
02:20Anybody stop and ask what the hell are those things, man?
02:24What are they?
02:25I got no goddamn idea, man.
02:28I saw one of the things in those before.
02:32You gotta at least stand upright.
02:34It's nuts.
02:35We did not.
02:36Nobody's talking about it, man.
02:40I could listen to Andy and Chuck B. Coyote.
02:43Stone Coyote?
02:43Stone Coyote's all day.
02:45I don't know.
02:46The Stone Coyote show.
02:48It's like great.
02:49The other day, I was walking around just trying to find some scraps to eat, you know?
02:53Yeah, yeah.
02:54Some coyotes.
02:54Yeah.
02:56Yeah.
02:56I saw a scorpion, man.
02:58I was like, at first, I was like, whoa, dude, you got what?
03:01What is that?
03:02What are you?
03:03You're a scorpion.
03:05And then I realized it's much bigger and more dangerous than him, so I just ate him, man.
03:10You ate him.
03:11It was crazy.
03:11You're crazy, man.
03:12I know.
03:13Did you get high for that?
03:15No.
03:15Not like all these sweet shrooms that we've been eating, man.
03:18Listen, don't tell anyone else about our stash, man.
03:23I've been howling about it for like four days, the rest of the coyotes, man.
03:27That's why they're all tripping balls over there.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Even half the time, I'm howling, man.
03:33It's because I don't know what the hell that thing in the sky is, man.
03:36It's a light, you know?
03:39I'm trying to get some sleep in the goddamn thing.
03:41Turn it off, man!
03:45Turn it off!
03:48The cool thing about what we are, man, as coyotes, is like, you just bang chicks wherever, you know?
03:55Yeah, just running around, you know?
03:58And they're just howling back at you.
04:00I love when they go in heat, man.
04:05You ever run across like four of them in heat, dude?
04:07I did.
04:09No!
04:10No!
04:11Crazy night, bro.
04:12Oh, boy, man.
04:14You got it made, man.
04:15You're so lucky, man.
04:16I know, man.
04:17I got a giant coyote dick.
04:19I didn't ask for this.
04:21Mine's real small.
04:23I don't have a lot of fight.
04:25That's why I just found these shrooms.
04:27Takes the edge off.
04:29Yeah.
04:31Tripping coyotes.
04:32Yeah.