Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about almost hitting pedestrians who aren't paying attention when they cross the street and Lisa had an experience with some unfortunate ducks trying to cross the highway.
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00:00i just talked the other day about how you know i saw that guy walking towards me when i was
00:09driving home the other day and he was texting and he wasn't looking at all tripped like
00:15didn't expect the curb to be there yeah fell down and then fell right down in front of my car
00:21yeah it's super scary because i thought i could have run that guy over if i wasn't paying attention
00:25you almost killed a man i almost killed a man yeah it's not dave's fault though no no but still
00:31couldn't you i think i could still be charged like god forbid you're supposed to be in control
00:36of your vehicle you're supposed to be aware of your surroundings surroundings what would that be
00:40but if i mean if you walk right in front of you you always have to be aware of pedestrians is how
00:44they'd get you probably you know what i mean they'd be like you didn't leave yourself enough
00:47time to stop or god forbid i crushed his skull and he's gone right that would be dave i can't
00:55imagine hey guys dave just uh texted me
00:58he crushed a man's skull he's pretty emotionally distraught by it yeah uh watched his head pop
01:08like a melon like a melon it's like a watermelon yeah i've seen some some lively stuff what dave
01:14saw uh he's i called him a 10 seconds ago he's still just literally screaming oh boy
01:20my response would be ha ha ha ha because i would think that's a joke that's a joke
01:26that didn't happen hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello did you say how his car's doing
01:32his car okay yeah i mean it's he's got to take it through the car wash got brain matter on it
01:36so just hose that right off but uh he is pretty distraught over the fact that he crushed a man's skull
01:41that's what honestly went through my head because the way he landed yeah he was almost positioned
01:50like his body was right in front of my car his head would have been right under his head would
01:53have been under a wheel yeah that's that's scary i've had like uh close calls where people have
01:58almost been blasted by my car just because they weren't paying attention to and it's like you hit
02:01them or like a splash like they were they were gonna start walking and then almost like as i was
02:06turning or something and i'm like man you it would be i'd just be so mad at them i'd be mad at the
02:12guys whose head was all over the place oh yeah yeah if it's somebody else's stupidity i'd be like
02:17just yelling at his splattered skull you're a dumbass god damn it instead of get out are you okay
02:24my wednesday or my thursday's ruined that's probably the way i would have reacted that's the way i reacted
02:30when that guy on the bike hit my car and rolled right over the hood and then grabbed my passenger
02:35side mirror and ripped it off on his way out what are you doing for god's sakes dude are you
02:40kidding you ripped my mirror off yeah meanwhile he just rolled across my hood yeah i killed a deer
02:46and a skunk last year yeah so i don't need any more death yeah on my watch yeah hitting an animal sucks
02:53yeah oh well they were both horrible i mean the deer was thousands of dollars worth of damage
02:59yeah that's and then the skunk was like weeks of stink yeah you can't get rid of that smell
03:04we were heading on a road trip up north and like these ducks just came out on 75
03:09just decided like a little family and what can you do it's either semi or ducks yeah so it was the
03:15ducks i didn't do it i wasn't driving when he was but he smelled so bad it was horrible it was like
03:20what an horrible way to start our vacation yeah we wiped out a whole family of ducks
03:25it was so sad it was so bad that's terrible that's the saddest we ever leave i know it's horrible
03:35it's like you ready for vacation no
03:38oh god turn back around we're going home we just left that's awful
03:52oh man
03:54it was a semi right next to us it's a two-lane highway and of course it's like the classic cute mother duck
04:05you ready let's go
04:09come on children
04:12oh god
04:19there is no god
04:22i felt bad for the people behind us that had to see the whole thing
04:26those people were probably just like no
04:29oh god no
04:32their vacation was ruined
04:33all right we're ruined turn around
04:36oh that's so terrible
04:40it was a bad start
04:41yeah what can you do though
04:43i know you can't you don't want to die
04:44it's either you or the ducks
04:46what business did those ducks have on the other hand
04:49why did they have to cross 75
04:51right when we were going by
04:53that's the real question screw the chicken why were the ducks crossing the road
04:56dude those animals they'll take some chances
04:59she was like we've got that mother duck was like well this is gonna be
05:02this is gonna be wild kids
05:04uh we're gonna cross i7
05:06we're gonna cross the big human highway right now
05:08because we have pressing duck business on the other side of this thing
05:13pressing duck business
05:14follow me kids we'll be fine
05:17and they missed the big semi
05:20oh yeah
05:21the semi
05:22they got by that
05:23oh man
05:24and they just got duck feet
05:25they're just like
05:26like with their duck feet
05:28that's insane
05:29oh my god
05:30i was on a major highway once
05:33and you know what i saw trying to get to the other side of it
05:35a turtle
05:35oh my lord
05:36oh my turtle
05:37he was like
05:39i'm like what
05:40dude what are you doing
05:41there's water the other way too man
05:44why would you do that
05:46that's gonna take you four hours
05:48to cross where you're going
05:51what do you think's over there man
05:53you can get crickets anywhere man
05:56yeah bad decision
06:00you think those duck kids were like
06:01bad start
06:02i don't know mom this is crazy
06:03i don't know if this is
06:06i don't know if you're teaching us this right
06:08but with baby ducks
06:10what are we gonna do
06:11let's cross 75
06:12we gotta know how
06:13in the construction zone
06:15it's a construction zone
06:18oh man
06:18oh sweet jesus