Dave & Chuck The Freak share the tale of an auto shop owner who kidnapped an alleged thief and smashed his hands repeatedly with a hammer! Ouch!
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00:00this guy picked the wrong guy to rob after this guy's shop was robbed the owner decided to get
00:16a little revenge so he kidnapped the suspected thief and smashed his hands with hammers
00:23that's one way to do it whoa look at this guy you don't mess with this guy
00:28no dude that guy will smash your hands up i'm gonna break you apart right now baby yeah don't
00:35you shouldn't have thought from me because now you're dead owner of uh bridge city auto in
00:43louisiana was arrested after authorities say he kidnapped a man he suspected of stealing thousands
00:48of dollars worth of tools from his business and used a hammer to smash the man's hands up
00:5337 year old chad baxter contacted the jefferson paris sheriff's office after he returned to work
01:00and realized that someone had stolen a bunch of stuff from his shop the thief made off with drills
01:05socket sets other tools well over seven grand they estimated he checked his surveillance cameras and
01:12spotted a man he knew as dorian oh it's dorian stealing the stuff dorian is a dead man oh no
01:19he recently had hired dorian for one day to help him clean up around his shop
01:25deputies did identify the suspect as 39 year old dorian lewis they obtained a warrant for his arrest
01:30but baxter found lewis before the cops did how you doing dorian oh baxter i guess you know
01:39looks like you got my drill yeah i was gonna give them back man i don't think you was
01:44i was just sit down in this chair for me oh i don't wanna i think i gotta sit i don't think
01:50you got a charge baby oh you're sitting me down then okay what do you do why are you strapping
01:54my arms down like that man because i'm gonna crush your hands with these hammers don't you
01:59do that you're just joking baxter please yeah i'm just joking please i'm just joking no no no look
02:05i'm just joking no damn that's one you smashed it up man that's one smash that's enough that's not
02:16the wow now the one too i'm not going to smash it how will i wipe
02:23that's his number one concern you're done wiping you're done wiping how will i wipe again
02:31you ain't wiping how will i wipe baxter you're cruel man that's right damn it i took away your wiping
02:41ability i'll never steal again fix yourself get your life it's gonna be so itchy you're gonna be
02:49dirty it's gonna be red and inflamed you got one hell of a dirty ass oh baxter i'll never cross you
02:56again that's right ever that's right so uh baxter spotted dorius at a store forced him into his car
03:05at gunpoint get in the car mother i'd rather not baxter you ain't got no choice and i'm in the car
03:12now okay here we go go for a little ride with baxter drove him back to his shop where he put
03:18him in the back room come on what's back there man no get your ass in there come on i don't think i'm
03:25gonna go the other way back okay you're making me go this way okay tied him up hey we don't need
03:31to tie each other up and nothing very tight oh that is real tight where he repeatedly beat both
03:37of his hands with a hand you just needed one good one man why you keep hitting them 50 good ones
03:43you keep hitting them baxter please i'll never wipe again you must have smashed him to a pulp
03:48after the beating he flagged down a cop and said hey i got your guy his hands is much
03:56it's just mush he turned my hands into mashed potatoes that's right deputies transported dorian
04:02to a hospital they determined his injuries were so bad he would need surgery on his hands they're
04:07not sure if his hands will ever be the same again oh no are you kidding me he's crazy looking
04:12dorian dorian i'm not sure if they're okay man yeah look at this no are you they weren't like
04:25they used to be dorian they're not exactly like they used to be but they ain't man they're all
04:31crunched up they will smash 57 times my hand i know i understand but they they don't look like
04:36they function very well they don't function at all looks like they took your toes and put them on your
04:41hand they're trying to give me a kung fu grip but it doesn't work you seem okay with it though
04:46i'm alive i was tied up in the back room of a crazy man's uh place i stole all of his stuff
04:53all he did was give me these hands can you drink i can still drink oh yeah you got it that's good
05:01life is good i learned my lesson can you get on your phone okay get on my phone i'm a homeless man
05:09i don't have a lot of but if i had a phone
05:12it's harder to get on a phone seems like it's easy to drink yeah
05:18so life is good
05:21all right i'm glad to see you have such a positive attitude about
05:26the dorian then ratted out baxter to the cop said that uh he retaliated so uh baxter of course had to
05:43be arrested he was booked with second degree battery and second degree kidnapping charges
05:48he's currently being held at the jefferson paris correctional center in lieu of 75 000 bond it's like
05:54if suge knight grabbed you and threw you in his back room and smashed your fingers yeah dude
05:59yeah i mean look at him no look at this guy he's giant it's crazy he would smash your hands to jelly