Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a CIA secret program that trained animals to be spies and what happened when one of the ravens flew away.
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00:00ever think your pet is spying on you well either you smoke too much weed or you know someone in
00:11the cia last week the cia released dozens of files from its tests on cats dogs dolphins and birds
00:20turns out during the cold war they tried to turn cats into loose roaming listening devices
00:25they put electrical implants in dogs brains to see if they could be remotely controlled
00:30they also tried to train dolphins to spy on the soviet union's nuclear submarine fleet there's
00:36been rumors of this for a long time but now it's official oh yeah they did get pretty close to
00:41training a raven named doodah to take spy pictures across enemy lines until one day it just flew away
00:49because his name was doodah i love that one day doodah was like do i have my duty for my country
00:55hey i'm gonna just go eat some bugs yeah you ever think about the fact that they named you doodah
01:04i never thought about that it's a lame name here's the other just a quick heads up you've got those
01:10wings thanks other raven you can just like go wherever you want you're right i got these wings
01:16like you don't have to stay eat that bad food yeah it's terrible food and they call me doodah
01:21yeah what's your real name you're goddamn right my real name is
01:25fly i will i will be where i am thank you new raven friend
01:34fly put government service behind me what's your name what was the name again
01:41my father's name it's not doodah no he's the third
01:49the third i gotta be who i am
01:56no more doodah for this guy no doodah's dead
02:00i've seen enough war you put out a burn notice on doodah you understand
02:04oh they almost had it too doodah was working for the man and then just
02:10gone he's like it's a bunch of crap
02:12just assume okay well then what do they got now
02:16the guys that were in charge of doodah do they're like
02:18i don't think he's coming back
02:20oh man doodah's not flying the right way at all he's not doing anything we
02:25doodah the russians are that way
02:27doodah that's a bad doodah come back here land on my finger
02:33write this down here failure to doodah's gone
02:37doodah's gone said his new name was
02:40what's happening
02:47sometimes you can hear him still that's doodah if i ever heard it
02:53yeah he's got a lot to say
02:57doodah
02:59doodah that's hey
03:05listen in the distance
03:09all right sir we as far as we know this raven is going to go to the enemy
03:13and get us a bunch of information we're going to let him go now go doodah go
03:21well he just he's pooped he pooped and he flew away
03:27i don't think he's coming back
03:30did you expect him to say doodah i thought he would
03:44we're just studying it
03:46do you hear him oh he's further he's getting further and further he's underground
03:49he's further and further away he digs
03:51you can barely even hear him he's so far away now yeah that's it that's the end of him
03:58because we're not going to get those spy pictures we'll never forget you
04:04that's exactly how it went
04:09spies yeah spies animal spies
04:11turns out not so trustworthy
04:14they're not successful
04:20keep an eye out for uh ravens
04:22don't you rise on the ravens
04:24there he is his bark bigger
04:28former enemy spy
04:29the burn out is out on this doodah
04:34shoot to kill kill on sides
04:38how many innocent ravens lost their lives because they thought it was doodah
04:42so many so many so many killed two million ravens that year
04:46you shot every raven we saw i find raven i shoot it in face
04:50tell me who you are who you are who you work for raven
04:59liar you are a liar american dog
05:04yeah oh goodness