Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the dirtiest things at the airport and other gross places you might touch on a daily basis.
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00:00the dirtiest place at the airport a hundred more than that a thousand four hundred seventy five
00:14times dirtier than an airport toilet seat oh god where um there's in a fountain is there
00:22well there might be but that's not it okay something with your hands it's gotta be the
00:27rails on the escalator or something right it is the self-check-in kiosks they're by far the dirtiest
00:36spot in an airport oh where you like hit all those buttons yeah when you go yeah you know a lot of them
00:43now used to have to go to the counter but a lot of them make you do it on a computer before you even
00:45go up to the counter um they say disgusting do it on your phone people do it on your phone they were
00:51the germiest spot of anywhere they tested in an airport bench armrests were the next dirtiest
00:58as you mentioned the water fountains trailed closely behind that oh god and my kids always are all like
01:06they always walk over so i'm like no every time they see a fountain i'm like don't you know what
01:12at the airports now a lot of people bring like empty water bottles because they're cheap and they fill
01:17them up because you can't even do that you can't even just buy a goddamn four dollar
01:21extra money if you wanted to get information out of me just force me to drink from one of those
01:27stop the tap up
01:33you can see it's got a bit of a yellow oh no to it oh please this is well water i'll sing like a
01:53canary the worst james bond ever uh okay so putting it in perspective so like one of those things tested
02:01at one million cfu's airport toilet seats they tested 172 cfu's oh because they get cleaned you
02:10know what i mean like at least they're getting cleaned from time to time that's all the things
02:14you think are like the most disgusting thing for you they never end up being because people clean
02:20them no one is cleaning that machine right like someone should just do everyone a solid and bring
02:26like some uh wipes in like bleach wipes and just wipe them down and be like you're welcome everyone
02:32you're welcome amber does that on the flights with the kids and stuff she'll bring those little wipes
02:37and she'll wipe down you know their whole area where that's what lisa does when you fly with lisa
02:41yeah if you fly with lisa you are good because lisa's like opens her kit it's like okay
02:48her pre-flying kit yep and she's like all right so here's my wipe and chuck here just use this wipe
03:00and what i want you to do is just wipe everything wipe it all no seriously i sit like i'll like we fly
03:08to vegas usually leave at the same time or whatever and she's always she's always ready i mean that place
03:13is sparkling clean what grosses me out more than anything else in life i'm i'm anal about it is
03:19those goddamn grocery carts yeah they offer wipes they do the wipe do you guys do the wipe oh i wipe
03:26yeah yeah i wipe and then i see people not wiping i'm like you disgusting animal i've seen my kid i
03:31remember once it was like a devastating moment as a parent that zane was you know you turn your head
03:36for a second they sit in the little seat and he was sucking on the handle
03:40yeah i was like oh we killed our kid oh we killed our kid he was teething and he was like
03:46sucking on it oh god what's he gonna get oh yeah i was i lifted him out i wouldn't let him back in
03:53the cart uh someone said um that the kiosks at the theaters are gross she said i hate those
04:02touchscreen coke machines now especially at the movies because there's gross butterhands all over
04:06okay what's gross is just imagine like how disgusting would be for someone with a butterfinger
04:24to just put it in your mouth oh butterfinger you put a butterfinger in my mouth and it's the same
04:31thing because they they're like oh no no no oh no that's oh my god a stranger's finger
04:39slippery butterfinger instant i just thought of the candy bar yeah there's good butterfingers
04:46butterfingers good i don't mind a butterfinger it can go one of two ways uh someone said
04:53i've thought about this too you know what's worse your when your penis touches the front of a public
04:59toilet how many penises have touched that same spot it's disturbing when your dong whacks against
05:04the toilet yeah i don't know like when you're when you're sitting yeah although it's gross yeah that's
05:10bad i'm always like well that's just the tip of him there is gone oh someone says speaking of
05:18toilets and penis touching my husband calls it pecker-tucker toilets you must tuck so it doesn't
05:24touch somebody said this also called the witch's kiss
05:27it's cold dude it's just gross it's just gross well and most of them have that seat that's
05:41separated at the like okay so like it's like there's like the porcelain part yeah like that's
05:47the part that you get kissed it's the porcelain that kisses you it's not the seat he goes i gotta
05:52get him down and then you gotta watch it yeah sometimes i'll push him i'll push him right
05:58into the kiss you do push him like oh he's just witch's kiss um okay so we're tied you're just
06:07joining us unfortunately we're getting into this germy discussion the witch's kiss i love that