Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about how they should have started their senior blocker business because some cities are thinking of making it law for businesses to have them. And then, Dave calls Chuck "a butter" while trying to edit himself from saying something harsher.
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00:00it's something we've been saying for like at least a decade we need barriers in front of stores
00:13right yeah and that's i think you guys gonna come out of that horrible apple store crash
00:20in massachusetts they're pushing now for a new law that will require businesses to put those
00:26senior blockers out in front of almost every store what i tell you i told you we should have started
00:32that business i know i told you that you butter i almost swore you i almost swore i had to change
00:38the last minute margarine yeah i was good i know bugger bugger not butter it was pretty much butter
00:48i think he called me butter i did not call you butter 100 because i was just called butter
00:54you mustard you cream and dairy product yeah i thought you called him butter yeah butter it was
00:59butter it was definitely butter it was butter it was butter well i guess i was gonna call you like
01:07butt face but i changed i don't know well your butter was a much better move butt face wasn't
01:14very good chuck is salty and delicious that's true okay no he's unsalted butter i feel like it's so
01:26much more insulting and scary to be called butter yeah i don't i didn't know how to take it i think
01:31if you saw my face on the video i was like i think there's like a dark side to it like what am i
01:35butter you ever had a man call you butter before i don't even know what to because most of us most
01:44of us love butter yeah it's actually you know yeah your mother it's a yeah your mother's butter
01:51so butt face i thought at the last second too harsh butter bugger okay so that's what i meant bugger
01:58bugger not butter yeah you butter bugger yeah anyway butter the freak who who we should have
02:07come up with the we should have been doing this this would have been our ticket said that
02:11where do you start with a business like that senior block of business yeah i don't know where now i
02:17know where jillions yeah and we were in the ground floor yep i know where to start the apple store
02:23that's where we would start oh they don't seem like a bad client to have no nope every single
02:29apple store we put them in it's like they've looked around the room to find something they
02:33call john yeah and there's like a piece of buttering when it like a star implodes on itself it was like
02:39all the curses yeah imploded on themselves and then turned into butter butter butter like it was like
02:46all of them at once like every swear word at once i i'll say this face effort also there was no
02:54comeback to it no when you're called butter you're not ready for it i was not ready that guy in the
03:02car it was called the lady butter yeah i felt like the window was closing on me and i felt like i should
03:13have hit something oh wow sweet no he called me butter and i was like it had to be your idea
03:20here's our business idea we customize them so apples are shaped like apples like the target balls oh yeah
03:27right we don't give away all the good stuff i'm just saying that's how you do it right that's how
03:32you make it more attractive to them yeah you actually offer them in like a designer so it looks
03:39like something cool but on the inside it's military grade right yeah it just looks like
03:43they're reinforced steel like giant sticks of butter yes that would be for any kind of grocery
03:51store yeah the butter blockers david chuck's butter blockers yeah they just look like a big stick of
03:59butter and on it it says your butter your butter i saw i don't even know if i have a picture of them
04:07there was these uh penis shaped lights not intentional but they look just like bollards but they have like
04:15a head on them oh and they are lights coming down the side and i call them dick lamps but they'd be a
04:20great dave and chuck design for oh wow like our holiday dave and chuck dick lamps yeah
04:25or our bollards sure if we wanted to do it i think a less people would want to put up our penis
04:34i'd rather do the sex stores we could get them at well that's what i might do there right adult
04:40stores would we could have them yeah that's where the money is
04:43five or six a city yeah exactly there's a lot more than that james well that can afford it
04:52they can afford it yeah true that's not making all the money at the peep show booths where the lady at
04:56the front counter's got to go down and strip in the back room for a quarter a minute that's true but
05:01yeah so we've been talking about it for at least a decade and finally it's becoming reality we just
05:06should have been smarter about our business plans
05:07yeah
05:08yeah