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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Live Is It Anyway on tonight's show.
00:04Hey, it's that guy who's singing at the Emmys, Wayne Brady.
00:07Oh, hey, it's that ball-Canadian guy, Colin Mochrie.
00:10Oh, and that guy who plays Drew Carey's friend on The Drew Carey Show, Ryan Stiles.
00:15And, oh my God, it's Robin Williams.
00:18I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on, now, let's have some fun.
00:30Thank you very much.
00:36Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up of the points don't matter.
00:39That's right, the points don't matter at all, just like Blair Witch 2.
00:47Get out, get out.
00:50I'd like to welcome a special guest, Robin Williams.
00:54I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. Welcome to the show.
00:56Thank you, dude. Nice to be here.
00:58It's Robin Williams here tonight. Robin Williams, how about it?
01:05All right, let's get going. It's a big show for you tonight.
01:07We've got a lot to get through. We're going to start with a game called Hollywood Directors.
01:10For all four of you, Ryan, Robin, and Wayne are going to be acting out a film scene.
01:14Collins, the director.
01:16There's your notes.
01:18Collins, the director, who keeps giving the actors different notes on how to improve the scene.
01:22There's the notes. He hasn't seen these before.
01:23The scene you're acting out is Ryan and Robin are two Italian chefs making pizzas when you notice unusually large rodents in the kitchen.
01:33Wayne enters later as the exterminator they've called to the scene.
01:37So I think he must have called them before.
01:40Okay, go ahead.
01:40Why are you doing what's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?
02:00It's behind you. What? It's a huge bag.
02:04What?
02:06Someone's riding a smaller bike.
02:08Yeah!
02:10I tell you!
02:13It's your damn brother from the circus again.
02:15What are you doing here, huh?
02:17I came to get rid of the big rats.
02:24Hey, that's a big guy, huh?
02:25I don't see that since last week when your uncle came, you know.
02:28Hey, come on, brother, dad.
02:30Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
02:32I'm really having a hard time staying in character.
02:34I know you are!
02:36You don't have to tell me!
02:41I see better character development on the match game.
02:46Let's try to concentrate and work hard!
02:49Oh, fine. Work hard, work hard.
02:50All right, you know what?
02:51Last night you didn't say that.
02:53Shh!
02:53All right, all right.
03:00He's very special. He needs work.
03:02All right.
03:03What I want you to do is like hillbillies.
03:05Do it like hillbillies.
03:06Don't ask why!
03:07I once won a nubby!
03:11Action!
03:16Damn, I cut myself.
03:19Well, we'll use it as a sauce.
03:21Hey, you're putting too much on there.
03:24Save some of that blood.
03:25All right, ain't going to make no difference.
03:27Ain't going to be bad when you put Velveeta on.
03:29You're just going to cover it all.
03:31All right, let me start with that.
03:32Hey, let me start with that.
03:34I'm going to let me dance.
03:36Swing! Swing! Swing!
03:38Swing!
03:39Uh-oh.
03:39Hey, get out of here.
03:40Get out of here.
03:40Get out of here.
03:41Come on, boy, get out.
03:42Hey, your brother's here for 4-H.
03:51I heard.
03:52Hey, I came to kill them, right?
03:54Hey, get to it, smart boy.
03:57Hey, you know what I'm saying?
03:57I don't understand a single word you're saying.
04:00I'm having a hard time staying in a chair.
04:02You are very good.
04:03You are very good.
04:04Okay, English is difficult for me.
04:08Hillbillies too close to Italian.
04:10All right, hillbillies and Italians are too close together.
04:13What you need to do, you need a little, we need a little movement.
04:18Energy is what you're saying.
04:19A little movement, a little energy.
04:19We need to do it like a river dance.
04:21A river dance.
04:22I want to see that sweat glisten.
04:25Do it.
04:32At the end, at the end, that seemed a little too Charlie's Angels.
04:59I wish.
05:00All right.
05:01What we need is something totally...
05:03Can I take a moment?
05:04Take it.
05:05Done.
05:05All right.
05:06That's why I love working with you.
05:09What about me?
05:10Shut up.
05:10All right.
05:11What I need is you filled with lust.
05:15You remember.
05:16Go.
05:22Can I help you?
05:24Why don't you wander over there and get some of that special pepperoni of yours?
05:27Why don't you stay there and let something rise?
05:32Oh!
05:39I don't think I'm the one who should have to...
05:41Oh!
05:41It's fallen.
05:42Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:43Oh!
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06:00But I've been waiting to say this for a long time.
06:011,000 points for Robin.
06:05Thank you, Drew!
06:07I want to thank all the people who voted for me.
06:09You're welcome.
06:11Now let's go out to a game called Duet.
06:15It's for Robin Wayne, with Apple Horror Hawn, Melissa Taylor.
06:17What's your name?
06:22What's your name? Jeremy?
06:25And what do you do for living Jeremy?
06:26Air traffic controller. You look kind of tense.
06:28Come on down here.
06:29Come on right over here.
06:30Come on down for it right over here.
06:39As Jeremy, he's an air traffic controller.
06:42He's about to snap.
06:44You're going to sing a song to him with Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
06:47And I want you to sing it like a gospel song.
06:49You're going to sing a gospel song.
06:50It's Jeremy, the air traffic controller.
06:52Take it away whenever you're ready.
06:55Now brothers and sisters.
06:57Yes, say it again.
06:58I said brothers and sisters.
07:00Oh, sweet lord.
07:02Ever now, then we all have to get up in a good plane.
07:06We all have to ascend.
07:11And you know, brother.
07:15We cannot do it alone because God may be the co-pilot.
07:19I said, God may be the co-pilot.
07:26But somebody's got to tell you where to go.
07:29Brother Robin, am I correct?
07:30You have the feeling and the spirit and a clearance to land.
07:34Thank you very much.
07:35Hey, now let me take my song and let me begin.
07:49I got a boy named Jeremy.
07:50If you didn't know, he's pushing 10.
07:52Oh, Jeremy.
07:54Hey, yeah.
07:55I said, Jack.
07:57Jack.
08:00You better watch out.
08:02He's hungover from last night's bash.
08:04Oh, you better watch out, that traffic controller,
08:06because sweet plane's going to crash.
08:07Yeah.
08:07You know, when you're up, flying in the air,
08:11where you're landing in L.A.?
08:14Oh, how?
08:15A lot of folks passing over here.
08:18Come on, now.
08:19Oh, dear one, you sure don't want to end up dead.
08:23You hope to God, you'll create a rough view.
08:27Jeremy's the man who can really mess with you.
08:33Come on.
08:34Get up now, boy.
08:35We've lost one.
09:02We've lost one.
09:02Hey, yeah.
09:04Hey, yeah.
09:06Hey, yeah.
09:07Hey, yeah.
09:08Come on in.
09:09Come on in.
09:10Get your knees.
09:11Get your knees.
09:12Coming on in.
09:13Put down the flaps.
09:14Put down the flaps.
09:14Put down the flaps.
09:15Put down the wheels.
09:16Landing gear.
09:17Landing gear.
09:18Check your vector.
09:19Check my vector.
09:20Hit that flap.
09:21Hit that flap.
09:22Down to the ground.
09:23Down to the ground.
09:24I'm home.
09:25I'm home.
09:27Oh, Jeremy.
09:29We made it home because of Jeremy.
09:32Jeremy.
09:34Oh, Jeremy.
09:37Jeremy.
09:37Jeremy.
09:38Hey, hey, hey.
09:44Thank you, Jeremy.
09:45Thank you, Jeremy.
09:45Get back to YouTube.
09:47Get back to YouTube.
09:48Get back to YouTube.
09:49Get back to YouTube.
09:50Yeah.
09:50We'll be right back for Who's Ones It Anyway?
09:52Remember this.
09:53Don't go away.
09:56Welcome back to Who's Ones It Anyway?
09:58Show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
10:00Wow, would you look at all the viewers we have out there tonight.
10:03Boy, Friends must be a rerun.
10:09Get the heck out of me.
10:11I don't even know what was there.
10:15I'm sorry, Mr. President.
10:17Let's go to the show with a game called Party Quirks.
10:23In this game, Colin, they're going to be hosting a party.
10:26Wayne, Robin, and Ryan are going to be your guests.
10:28We're going to meet you from A Strange Quirker Identity.
10:30It's written on those cards.
10:31I've never seen the cards before.
10:33I cannot wait to see this.
10:35Why don't you guys line up over there.
10:36I'll bring you one at a time with a doorbell.
10:37And whenever you're ready, Colin, start the party.
10:38It should be a good party.
10:49I'll be right there.
10:56Hi.
10:56Hi!
10:57It's me!
10:59Hi, how are you?
11:02I'm sorry, I forgot to do all the shopping.
11:05Eek, eek!
11:06Boo, shut up.
11:06I ain't getting on a plane.
11:07Eek!
11:08Eek, eek!
11:09Eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek, eek!
11:11You set up and give me back my mascara.
11:14I'm going to wear you like a necklace, fool.
11:19All right, I'll be right back.
11:21Hello.
11:22Oh!
11:23What is this?
11:24Did a grape attack you?
11:25I'm sorry, what?
11:26Oh, my God, look at you.
11:27Grape on top.
11:29Army surplus on the bottom.
11:30Stand aside.
11:32Oh, my God, a pumpkin hit Prada.
11:36I paid you to fool.
11:37Touch me.
11:37Oh, please get away.
11:39Look at you.
11:40Oh, at least.
11:40Saving grace.
11:41Saving grace.
11:42Five yards.
11:42Move ahead.
11:44I don't know who he is, but I like him.
11:47Talagos, talagos, talagos, talagos, talagos, talagos.
11:49Are you every 70s guest from Rip Griffin?
11:52Hi.
11:52Oh, thanks for inviting me.
11:53Anytime.
11:54Oh, no problem.
11:55Will I have a good time at this party?
12:03Ask again later.
12:07Of course you're going to have a good time.
12:09Come on, mummies.
12:10And go.
12:11And two.
12:11And uh.
12:12And two.
12:13And uh.
12:13God, look at that.
12:14It just looks like a witch threw up.
12:16Look at it.
12:17Should I be insulted?
12:19Hey.
12:19Definitely yes.
12:22Why do you think everybody's bum is a magic eight ball?
12:25Pardon me.
12:25Why do you think everyone's bum is a magic eight ball?
12:30And you're a very angry personal fashion advisor.
12:35No, that.
12:36That needs decaf.
12:37That's fine.
12:39What do they call them?
12:40They're kind of like, they give them a special name?
12:41Yeah, they do, don't they?
12:43You know, if I was a bigger celebrity, I'd have someone like you.
12:46But I have nobody.
12:49I'm going to have to write you a ticket for that shirt.
12:52Because it is crazy what you're wearing.
12:54Right.
12:54You know what's wrong?
12:55It looks like Mogan David said, I give up.
12:57Fashion consultant.
12:58Yes.
12:59That's the police.
12:59Ivory fashion consultant.
13:01Who's insulting me?
13:02We all live together and love each other.
13:04Why don't you just shut up, fool?
13:05Don't do that.
13:06I was stopping.
13:07I put it in, fool.
13:07I didn't get on the way I played.
13:08Is this milk?
13:10Look at your assignment album.
13:12You're every contestant on the gong show.
13:14Mr. T. Charo.
13:16Roommates.
13:17Roommates.
13:17Roommates, girl.
13:18Roommates.
13:19Roommates.
13:19How did you guess?
13:28How did you know?
13:29Thousand points for Colin.
13:30How did you get that, man?
13:31That was really wonderful.
13:31Let's go on to a game called Seeds from a Hat.
13:38It's for all of you.
13:42Now, before every show, we ask the audience to write different suggestions down for stuff.
13:45What's a dead rabbit for?
13:48My old career.
13:49So, we ask the audience to write different suggestions for things that they like to see.
13:55We take the good ones, put them in the set, and see how many of these guys can think of.
13:57Starting with unlikely superheroes.
14:02It's me!
14:03Run away from Danger Man!
14:08Did someone call for Captain Pork?
14:14I'm Parano...
14:15God!
14:19World's worst subject for an interpretive dance.
14:25Diarrhea flows like a river.
14:34Impotence is a horrifying thing.
14:49All right, if entertainers worked funerals...
14:53Please gather around the body.
14:59Woof!
14:59He's not there anymore!
15:01Huh?
15:01Thank you!
15:02Thank you!
15:02Is this the loved one?
15:12All right, start the truck, Johnny!
15:14Wow, look at him move!
15:16Isn't that incredible, ladies and gentlemen?
15:18With your six volts, you can make your relatives dance again!
15:21A dog.
15:37A dog.
15:41well
15:47Harry and I would like to thank you all for coming by
15:51famous Hollywood roles as played by Carol Channing
16:11I know what you're thinking did I fire seven shots or six
16:18well to tell you the truth in all this confusion I've forgotten myself
16:22so you have to ask yourself one question
16:26you feel lucky
16:35well surely you must be the son of God
16:41I'm sparty kids
16:48things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell
17:00I'm sparty kids
17:07pump it up
17:11who's your daddy
17:15who's your daddy
17:22oh that's good
17:26bad choices to make when your genie grants you three wishes
17:28two cokes and some chips
17:35inappropriate antidotes on a celebrity talk show
17:39no and so I left the body in the trunk and everyone's like who what's it smell
17:48so things are tough I'm a big hole
17:54and so I said get off me grandma I'm done
18:01and then I'm watching through the window and there's Robin and his grandmother
18:16you
18:19anyway long story short this is the stone I passed
18:23what Robin Williams is thinking right now
18:38I have a career what the hell am I doing
18:45we're going to have a career
18:47who's my final winner is
18:48don't go away
18:52welcome back
18:54welcome back
18:56the sliders anyway
18:58the winner tonight
18:59Colin Bakri
19:00Colin Bakri is the winner
19:02Colin Bakri is the winner
19:04Colin Bakri is the winner
19:06the winner
19:07we're going to play a game for you called props
19:10Ryan and I are going to take a pair of props
19:12this is for me and Ryan
19:13that's for you and Ryan
19:14oh great
19:15and you guys take your props
19:16and we're going to go back and forth
19:17and see as many funny things we can think of with these props
19:20starting with
19:21me and Ryan
19:23hope we find some nuts today
19:27sit
19:33riddle me this
19:35rick'em ruck'em ruck'em ruck'em
19:38ruck'em get that ball and really fight
19:44come on Rudolph
19:45we have lots of houses to go to today
19:50bring me those Dalmatians quickly
19:54well scarecrow it doesn't look like it's going to take a long time to find the wizard
20:01bring her through
20:02okay
20:05look you must fight the force for me
20:08look you must fight the force for me
20:12hello Lucy
20:13what are you doing here at the show
20:19does Jughead seem odd lately Veronica
20:24my wife's always complaining
20:28shave your back
20:29shave your back
20:30shave your back
20:31oh
20:32oh
20:34oh
20:35oh
20:36come on
20:37oh
20:38oh
20:39oh
20:40no
20:41oh
20:56oh
20:57So, everybody reading the credits for you. I want you to do the credits as everybody doing the Riverdance. That's what I want you to do. Read the credits doing the Riverdance. Good night everybody. Thanks for watching. See you next time.