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00:00Good evening, America, and welcome to Who's Wine Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, for Deep Down Cleansing, Wayne Brady doesn't leave streaks,
00:11Chick Espin, just spray and go, Colin Mochrie,
00:15and leaves the whole house smelling fresh, Wyatt style!
00:19I'm your host, Gary, going to always have some fun.
00:27Whoa!
00:30Welcome to Who's Wine Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:34That's right, the points are useless, like a lojack on an AMC gremlin.
00:41If you've ever seen the show before, what happens is these guys are going to come up,
00:43they're going to make everything up for you right off the top of their heads,
00:45and then we give them points at the end of each game.
00:47I don't know why, there's a little gag to tie the show together.
00:49At the end of the show, the winner gets to do a little something special,
00:52and the loser...
00:54There's something special for you, the loser has to sew it back on.
00:57Let's start out with a game...
01:00Let's start out with a game called Weird Newscasters.
01:04This is for all four of you.
01:05Colin, you're going to be the anchor of a news show.
01:07Chip, Wayne, and Ryan are going to help you out.
01:09Chip, you're the co-anchor.
01:11You're a super dude looking for the ultimate ride.
01:13Probably the mean wave, but I don't know.
01:15Sports, as Wayne, you're being sucked into a black hole in the camera.
01:29Ryan, you're doing the weather.
01:30You're a shipwrecked survivor spotting a possible rescue plane.
01:37Hey, would you rather be sucked into a black hole in the camera?
01:40We'll talk about that later.
01:42Colin, whenever you hear the music, go ahead and get it started.
01:55It's the 6 o'clock news.
01:57I'm your anchor, Lars Lars Pants on Fars.
02:00Our top story.
02:09Today, a man who had been swallowed by a whale...
02:13A man who had been swallowed by a whale
02:17escaped today by running as hard as he could
02:19till he was all pooped out.
02:25And now, over to my anchor,
02:27Dude McFarlane.
02:30Yo, dude, Lars Lars.
02:32Look, man, I've been looking...
02:33I was at Zoom and I was in Huntington.
02:35There's nothing.
02:35If you're watching out there
02:36and you've got some pipeline or some tail or something,
02:38you'll call me, all right?
02:39Later, I'll be right back.
02:49Hey, I can hear the ocean.
02:50Why don't we go over to sports with Bubba Dubba?
02:58Hobby Dobby.
02:59Right now.
03:02About sports.
03:03It appears that the Browns,
03:05they've made an astonishing...
03:07They've made an astonishing run of things,
03:09especially since we've all started recently.
03:12Is this really...
03:13Whoa.
03:13Whoa.
03:15Okay.
03:15Um, it appears that football today...
03:17Oh, oh.
03:20That in football today,
03:22the Browns and the Cleveland...
03:23Oh, oh.
03:24Oh, hey, what?
03:25Oh.
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03:48Help me.
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04:05Well, I wish I had a nickel for every time that happened.
04:08Here it comes.
04:11Here it comes.
04:12Here it comes, dude, here it comes.
04:18Awesome.
04:35We'll be back to you in a second.
04:38Now let's see what the weekend's weather's going to be like
04:40with Stormy Cumulus.
04:42Well, we've had three days of rain.
04:49So we've had a lot of water.
04:53A lot of water.
05:01It's a plane.
05:03It's around here.
05:05Rescue me.
05:07By the weekend, because we've got clowns coming in over Sunday.
05:12Hey, dude!
05:14Yeah!
05:28Help.
05:30Help.
05:31Help.
05:32Help.
05:33Help.
05:34Help!
05:35Well, that's the 6 o'clock news till tomorrow.
05:46Good news and goodbye.
05:47That was great, each of you get 10,000 new improved jumbo points.
06:0050% bigger, but they're worth 25% less.
06:03All right, let's go on to a game called Sound Effects.
06:08It's for Colin and Ryan.
06:09Colin's going to improvise the scene.
06:10He has to respond to sound effects made by Ryan
06:12and the official spit-proof microphone.
06:14Your scene is Noah is told that he must quickly build the ark
06:17before the storm hits.
06:23Noah. Noah. Noah.
06:28Noah. Pick up the phone.
06:33The storm hits.
06:36The storm hits.
06:38The storm hits.
06:40The storm hits.
06:45Huh?
06:46Uh oh.
06:47I don't know.
06:48What the...
06:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:02Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
07:11Grrrrrr!
07:17Pfft, pfft.
07:47Oh, no, no, no!
08:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
08:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
08:57a million lottery points for you.
08:59That's right.
09:00A point a year for a million years!
09:03Let's go on to a game called Song titles.
09:06This is for all four of you.
09:08Chip and Wayne are gonna start a scene.
09:11Yeah, they love this game.
09:13Remember, you're only allowed to speak in song titles.
09:15This is a great party game, by the way.
09:16if you don't have any beer or anybody to talk to.
09:21When somebody makes a mistake,
09:22the other person gets to stick to play.
09:23It's kind of a little contest we're going to have
09:24so you can stay out here the longest.
09:26The scene is you're on a road trip across America.
09:29On a road trip across America,
09:30and you can only speak in song titles.
09:33Baby, you can drive my car.
09:37Baby got back.
09:41You dropped the bomb on me.
09:43I've been to the desert on a horse with no name.
09:50Maybe.
09:57Pretty fly for a white guy.
10:01I got you, babe.
10:04Don't stand so close to me.
10:12Hello?
10:13Get back.
10:20Jumping jack flash.
10:23Ooh.
10:23Ooh.
10:27Oklahoma.
10:27Do you know the way to San Jose?
10:42I got to pee.
10:55Long and winding road.
10:59There ain't nothing like a dame.
11:02Rain.
11:04It's raining men.
11:07Peanut.
11:13Eat it.
11:16I'm Henry VIII, I am.
11:19I am woman.
11:21I am the walrus.
11:30Okay, that's your stuff.
11:31Thank you very much.
11:34Don't go away.
11:35We'll be right back with more.
11:35Whose line is it anyway?
11:36We're here for this.
11:37Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
11:43The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
11:45That's right, points are like napkins at a fraternity house.
11:53Now we've come to a game called film, theater, and television styles.
11:57Or film, TV, and theater style.
11:58This is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne.
12:00They're going to act out a scene.
12:01I'm going to make them adapt different styles of television, theater, or film.
12:04And I'm going to get some suggestions from the audience.
12:06I'm going to run it right back to this card here.
12:08I need a suggestion for a type of...
12:10Silent movie.
12:10Silent movie.
12:11There, you got the idea.
12:12Well, you know, silent movie is kind of hard to do since we're on TV and everything.
12:15But anybody else with the time of talk?
12:19Shakespeare.
12:21Spaghetti Western.
12:21Spaghetti Western.
12:21What?
12:23Religious Channel.
12:24Melodrama.
12:25Melodrama.
12:26What?
12:26Australian soap opera.
12:27Australian soap opera.
12:31Australian soap opera.
12:32Disaster.
12:35Oh, it'll be a disaster.
12:36That is plenty.
12:38Okay, we've got to get started out as normal.
12:40I'll come up with another style after you start.
12:42The scene is two security guards in a nuclear power plant.
12:46That's Ryan and Wayne.
12:48And you're alarmed when you see that a suspicious stranger, Colin,
12:52has gained entry into a highly secured area.
12:56So start out with normal.
12:57We'll start.
12:57I'm going to push it.
12:58I'm going to push it.
12:59No, no, no.
13:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
13:04Hey, you've gained accents since we were restricted zone.
13:09You need a yellow badge to come in this area, my friend.
13:14Melodrama.
13:15Oh, I did not know that.
13:22What do we do?
13:23What do we do?
13:24Oops.
13:25Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka.
13:26Woo, woo.
13:27Kyle.
13:28Woo.
13:29Look what you've done.
13:30Look what you've done.
13:36Just for the heck of it, Australian soap opera.
13:40Hello.
13:40Hello.
13:41There you go.
13:42G'day.
13:43G'day.
13:44Good to see you, mate.
13:45G'day, mate.
13:46Aye.
13:46Gee.
13:48So what brings you by here?
13:49I've come to get some nuclear thing because my accent's gone and I need it to bring it back.
13:59Crikey.
14:00Crikey.
14:01Crikey?
14:02Crikey.
14:02Crikey.
14:03Crikey.
14:03Crikey.
14:03Crikey.
14:03Crikey.
14:04Crikey.
14:04Oh, I've heard enough.
14:05Uh, let's go all the way to the upper echelon.
14:10Shakespeare.
14:12My lord, what sayest we do about the stranger of the clean paladin head?
14:15If this was...
14:16If this was a man who doth not have a past, he would be an outsider.
14:24Uh, religious channel.
14:33Put the weapon down.
14:37Let's try to get through to him with love.
14:40Part.
14:45Now, obviously, you came in here for a reason.
14:50You walked.
14:51You didn't walk on your own.
14:52You were merely the puppet for him.
14:54He knows how he went here.
14:55He did.
14:56Yes, he did.
14:58Yes, he did.
15:01Come here.
15:04If you want the plans, if you really want the plans, I can give you the plans.
15:13Eyelashes.
15:17Spaghetti Western.
15:21It appears the meltdown's happening.
15:23Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching.
15:26There's nothing we can do now.
15:32I can't believe we're going to die like this.
15:34Good, bad, and ugly.
15:35I'm giving you all two billion points.
15:51That's a lot of points.
15:52That's a lot of points.
15:54Do you hear that, Regis?
15:55To billion.
16:02True.
16:02True.
16:03Who wants to be a billionaire?
16:04Who wants to be a millionaire?
16:05Are those your final points?
16:08Yes, those are my final points.
16:29Okay, let's move on to a game called Motown Group.
16:32I love this game.
16:33Wayne, Chip, and Ryan.
16:34I'm thinking Motown, I'm thinking Ryan Stiles.
16:39You're going to be singing like a Motown group, like the Temptations or something.
16:42They're each going to sing a verse of a song, while the other two do backup.
16:48Did you hear that, Ryan?
16:48You're each going to do a verse.
16:49And, of course, Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Anna Vasilius are going to help them out.
16:57All I need to do, you guys, is an everyday activity.
17:03Go taking a shower.
17:04Do the taking a shower thing.
17:07You'll be singing the song, Do the Shower.
17:10Take it away, whatever you're going to do.
17:11Woo!
17:12Woo!
17:13Woo!
17:13Woo!
17:14Woo!
17:14Woo!
17:15Woo!
17:16Woo!
17:17Woo!
17:18Woo!
17:19Woo!
17:19Now, now, now, now, now, if you know what I mean, yeah, hey, sometimes I like to use
17:27soap and get naked to get clean.
17:32Oh, man, if you're looking for a dirt I've got since when I like to get something under
17:37the faucet, take a shower.
17:39Woo!
17:41You take a shower.
17:42Come on, Ryan.
17:43Take it.
17:45I like to take a shower like everyone should.
17:48Ooh, when the hot water runs on me, ooh, it feels so good.
17:54Ooh, it feels so good.
17:56Ooh, it feels so good.
17:57Feels so good.
17:58I want it to last.
18:00Every time I turn, I break the glass.
18:03I say, ooh.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Oh, come on, everybody.
18:10Well, it's all barrage.
18:12You just turn on up ahead your little shower massage.
18:16And then I figured you know exactly what to do.
18:19You get yourself a little soap, a little shampoo.
18:22You put it in your hair.
18:23It looks so mean.
18:25And when you get on out, you're looking just fully clean.
18:28You do the shower.
18:29Yeah.
18:30You do the shower.
18:31You do the shower.
18:32Woo!
18:33Woo!
18:34Woo!
18:35Woo!
18:36Woo!
18:37Woo!
18:38Woo!
18:39Woo!
18:40Woo!
18:41Woo!
18:43We'll find out who the winner is on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
18:46The winner is Wayne Brady.
18:47Wayne Brady.
18:48Yay!
18:49Woo!
18:50Woo!
18:51Woo!
18:52Woo!
18:53Woo!
18:54Woo!
18:55Woo!
18:56Woo!
18:57Woo!
18:58Woo!
18:59And the rest of us are going to do a hoedown for you on top of Laura Hall on the piano.
19:02Laura Hall on the piano.
19:03What I need is a suggestion from the audience of a type of TV show that you hate.
19:09Talk show.
19:10Talk shows it is.
19:13Talk show.
19:14Let's do the talk show hoedown.
19:15Laura Hall take it away well I went on a talk show cuz I am such a swinger I
19:28could have gone on Sally but instead I went on Springer I never knew just what
19:33I could say I know sometimes I can't I came on with my transvestite gay
19:37lesbians second-hand well I died recently and I went straight to hell what
19:47happened to me I just can't tell all I know is every day on TV I was a guest of
19:55Regis and Kathy Lee I play at the stadium of baseball games I once got
20:06censored that's my claim to fame it really was done by the censor name
20:11Morgan when I told the crowd I love to play with my organ
20:23when I watch TV I like to sit in the back my favorite show is when animals attack
20:30once I saw this thing with the big bum it was all hairy then it turned around
20:36I noticed it was Drew Carey
20:41I'll be right back to the Who's Line don't go away
20:46welcome back to who's line is in anyway we're gonna end the show tonight with Brian and Colin read the credits for us want you to read the credits like two newspaper vendors shouting the headlines good night everybody see you next time
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