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00:01Did you have the pleasure of seeing the video of Sam eating someone's face?
00:04I did.
00:05I was ready for us to be in a relationship
00:07and you are getting with two girls.
00:10There's literally nothing more you can say.
00:12How exciting is this that we're all moving in together?
00:15I'm really excited.
00:16There are a few people that we're not going to be bringing into the flat.
00:19Myles has been saying that, like, I'm vetoed from the flat.
00:22Yeah, I did see that.
00:23That's, like, a bit much.
00:26Don't do things to try and get her attention.
00:29You need to allow yourself to get upset.
00:31Yeah.
00:32You miss her, mate. You still love her. It's normal.
00:34I'm sick of seeing you going out with all my friends all the time.
00:38Liv, this is so hard for me because I'm still in love with you.
00:41All right, guys. We're doing leg day, so let's make this interesting.
01:02Three, two, one, race!
01:03Get in my slipstream!
01:05Never entertain, never entertain their minds.
01:15Dear Sarah Bella, what a joy it was to see you last week.
01:19You did throw the most splendid dinner party, and I adore your new house.
01:23And where did you source those dining room curtains?
01:26They were so be...
01:27Sorry, would you like me to stop?
01:30Forgive me. It's such a joy to see you.
01:32Mark, there might be some big news, by the way.
01:34Yes, I can see you're glowing.
01:36I'm engaged, Mark.
01:37Come on!
01:38Come on!
01:39Yes!
01:40Come on!
01:41Yes!
01:42Yes, Mark!
01:43Yeah!
01:44Come on!
01:45I don't understand.
01:46I'm getting married, Mark.
01:47You're not getting married.
01:49What joy.
01:50It's a lot of joy.
01:51But we need advice from you, dude.
01:54This is true.
01:55This is, you know, we know you're a busy guy.
01:57Well, I'm here to serve, as ever.
01:58Okay.
01:59We have a little bit of an issue.
02:01Who doesn't?
02:02Well, I mean, I don't.
02:03We have an issue with a friend.
02:05A friend of ours who you do know.
02:07So, his surname is Thompson.
02:08Okay.
02:09Sam Thompson.
02:10I've met him.
02:12Louise's brother.
02:13There you go.
02:14Yes.
02:15Right on the mic.
02:16I am acquainted.
02:17Okay, in a nutshell, team.
02:18Basically, Sam...
02:19Concise, please.
02:20Okay, concise.
02:21You ready?
02:22His ex-girlfriend didn't want to be with him.
02:24He met a new girl called Habs.
02:26She kind of wanted him, not really.
02:28I don't blame her.
02:30They got together.
02:31It was a mistake.
02:32He slept with someone in Vegas.
02:34Unsurprisingly.
02:35She forgave him.
02:36Stupidly.
02:37They got back with each other.
02:38Very stupidly.
02:39She saw the message his ex-boyfriend.
02:40Ignorant.
02:41He found out.
02:43Foolish.
02:44He came back to London.
02:45They were together.
02:47He's now gone to a nightclub.
02:48He went off and kissed, not one, but...
02:50Two girls.
02:51There we go.
02:52Couple chicas.
02:53And she saw it happen.
02:55This is a little video of the night.
02:57Just press play.
02:58Press play.
02:59Check it out, Mark.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01Oh, God.
03:02Keep watching.
03:03Keep watching.
03:04Yeah, yeah.
03:05Watch till the end.
03:06It's obscene.
03:07Mark, it's pornographic.
03:08Mark, watch till the end.
03:09This is important that you see this.
03:10This is why I don't like technology.
03:12Mark.
03:13So, this is where we are, Mark.
03:14So, this is the problem.
03:15We can't get through to him.
03:16He's just making bad choice after bad choice after bad choice.
03:19I think there's only one way to rectify this.
03:22Someone else is going to have to make all of his decisions for.
03:26There we go.
03:27There you go.
03:30It's Thompson on the outside.
03:32Thompson's going for it.
03:33I'm gaining.
03:34Thompson's through to the end.
03:35He's got it.
03:36He's got it.
03:37Yes.
03:38Whoa.
03:39It was all a race.
03:41Dude, I thought this was for fun.
03:42Nah.
03:43That was a bit much there, mate.
03:46Hey, man.
03:47How's the hat hair looking?
03:48I might not get the girl, but I can ride.
03:50Uh-oh, the shirt's coming off.
03:52Just calm down.
03:53You won the race.
03:54I'm all proud of you.
03:55You'll be okay.
03:56You'll both be okay.
03:57We've got two newly single.
03:59How are you feeling, Liv?
04:00Are you depressed?
04:01I saw a hell of a lot of you the other day.
04:03At one point, I was having a conversation.
04:05Your tit was literally...
04:06There was a boob, like, right in my face.
04:07And no-one was drooling.
04:09But then Digby turned out.
04:10That must have been so weird.
04:11I know.
04:12I didn't know why he came.
04:13Surely he didn't know what that was going to be.
04:15No, Miles, a little prick, who also wasn't even invited him.
04:19When I saw him walk in, I was like, oh, my God.
04:22Um, and then when we spoke,
04:23it was basically the same kind of conversation we'd actually had
04:25when I initially broke up with him.
04:27There's no more to really say,
04:29because I don't think I can say anything
04:30that will make him understand any more.
04:32But you guys have gone two different ways about it.
04:34Like, he's just been getting wasted.
04:35You've been crying at home with your mum.
04:37Yeah.
04:38I still think I did make the right decision.
04:40Like, I don't go back...
04:41I think you made the right decision.
04:42You definitely made the right decision.
04:43I'm very proud of...
04:44I was going to say both of you, but, like...
04:46Thanks, man.
04:47Not so much you, buddy.
04:48OK.
04:49Like, she's actually, you know,
04:50she didn't do anything wrong and they've broken up,
04:52but you, again, have been a bad boy.
04:55I'm joking.
04:56I do feel a little bit bad,
04:57because we've all been there.
04:59Yes, you have been there.
05:00Many a time, actually, have you been there.
05:02Now it's your turn.
05:03Actually, mate, I need to pick your brain quickly.
05:04OK.
05:06What Mitt is brilliant at doing, OK,
05:08is getting people back.
05:09So what is your, like, what's your go-to plan?
05:11I've sent all kids.
05:12Sam, this is a repeat of what happened last time.
05:14No, you...
05:15She's out of reach now and you now want it more.
05:17No, but it's not even that.
05:18I wanted it then.
05:19Dude, if you wanted it,
05:20you wouldn't be kissing other people in front of her, like...
05:22That's a good point.
05:23Come on.
05:24No, but I just think that...
05:25You're doing exactly what you did last time.
05:26You're not learning.
05:27You're not growing, as you keep saying.
05:28No, no, what you need to do...
05:29There's only so many times you can go,
05:30Oh, I'm a little boy.
05:31I don't know what's happening.
05:32And, like, look to us for, like, help.
05:34Because it's, like, you're now becoming one of us.
05:37Buddy, I think you've just got to be single.
05:39You in a relationship is just a disaster.
05:41Says you.
05:42Anyway, guys, I've got to go.
05:44I've got a meeting Jamie and Proudlot.
05:46Shirt me.
05:47Shirt up, buddy.
05:48See you later, mate.
05:49Try not to fall off it.
05:50Look at this disaster.
05:51He's, like, falling over himself.
05:53It is a shit show.
05:54See you later.
05:55Sorry, Emily, I was unpacking boxes into my new apartment.
06:16Hi.
06:17Thanks.
06:18That's so exciting.
06:19I know, I'm so excited.
06:20I'm very stressful and I ache everywhere.
06:23I need to get a massage.
06:24I'm not even joking.
06:25I feel ill after doing it.
06:26Did you not have help?
06:27About miles?
06:28MIA.
06:29No, I honestly, I don't know where he is.
06:33I'm so angry about it.
06:34He's definitely in the doghouse.
06:36I'm not happy with him.
06:37I'm not surprised.
06:38Have you...
06:39Did you and Emily manage to...?
06:40Yeah, we had a chat.
06:41I mean, it was just like, did you...?
06:43I was very much so, like, ready to squash whatever the situation was.
06:48Oh, God, it's just really awful.
06:50I was trying really hard to be nice.
06:51Like, she said that I couldn't come round the flat and stuff.
06:54Obviously, you will be coming round though, yeah, can't they?
06:57Talking about awkwardness as well.
06:59I'm vibing that Miles and her keep flirting.
07:03Like, it's not okay.
07:04No, you don't.
07:05No, I do.
07:06I just know it's going to happen.
07:07Like, I can feel it.
07:08It's brewing in the air.
07:09There's sexual cameras to be floating about.
07:10No!
07:11I know.
07:12Oh, God.
07:13I've literally just been fucked over by Sam.
07:16Like, I really don't want to be seeing two people cuddling each other
07:19whilst I'm, like, newly single.
07:21I know.
07:22Have you seen Sam?
07:23Yes.
07:24Did you?
07:25He decided to come over, as always, and say his piece.
07:28Did he say it?
07:29He said it.
07:30He just monologued, apologised, victim, puppy eyes.
07:34Classic Sam Thompson.
07:35Did he do this face?
07:36Yeah!
07:37Honestly, I, at one point, was about to go give him a hug.
07:41I felt so sad.
07:42I don't know how he does it.
07:43Do you feel like your feelings are still exactly how they were
07:46and it's just sad, or are you, like, suddenly getting over it?
07:49No, they're still how they were and it's just sad,
07:52and obviously, like, because we spoke.
07:54Like, he would call me, like, three times a day.
07:56I see him every day.
07:57Like, it's hard to go from that to nothing.
07:59To nothing, yeah.
08:00Like, it's always going to be difficult,
08:01but, like, I... I'm... Yeah...
08:03I know that.
08:04I'm so set in my ways, like,
08:05I know I won't ever go back there.
08:25OK, yeah.
08:26Hey the boxing
08:28Great size here. Oh really good. You were a bit angry though
08:31I mean the anger was showing I was it hurt my hands a lot. Yeah. Why the anger? I wonder why yeah
08:37True to get fair point
08:39but no like
08:40You know doing things like this with you boys and trying to cheer me up and everything and getting out doing a bit of exercise
08:45I'm a bit banter. Thank you. Honestly. Thank you. Let's hey. Hey, you know what about let's talk about moving forward a little bit
08:51I've organized a little double tapes. You know two girls and his face
08:57I don't think it's as good. I'm going on a day. You're going on a date with me. I mean not me. We're both going on a date. Oh
09:03Shit, I think it's good idea. It's right. It's good idea
09:07I think you need to like just focus your mind on something else someone else maybe a possible
09:12Friend of mine who's attractive and she's a lovely girl, and I'm thinking to go with
09:19Emily
09:21That's a great idea nothing better than moving in with someone and then you're trying to date them
09:25Roommate your new roommate. No, but does she even know she's going on a date with you?
09:30I am not
09:31You know what? Let's just focus on you and my friend, okay?
09:35Don't be nervous. I'm right next to you. That's why I'm here
09:39So are you like totally out the other side of the whole diggly thing now like are you feeling no not at all
09:46Confident you could you date again?
09:48Absolutely not really no. I'm sorry like I still massively love him
09:53And there's that there is actually a big part of me that want that would want to get back with him
09:57But we did not let him hear that no obviously not that's what I'm telling you although you are mouth loud mouth person, but I
10:03Know it won't work. So I do not it. But that's why it's so hard. I couldn't know I could not think of anything worse than
10:08So the dashing young chap were to come up to in the park
10:11I'd go where's my diggly probably still lying so I was in a relationship
10:14I mean, I guess wait until you feel okay, but it's gonna have to happen at some stage
10:19I guess I and the same for him
10:20He's gonna have to do and that's it's gonna be shit for you to hear about it
10:24God the thought of him going on a date walk it's gonna happen like that's I don't want to know anything like
10:29He needs to he could do his own thing and crack on and do it, but I doesn't I don't need to be part of that. Yeah
10:36You must be excited man, super excited
10:40There's nothing more exciting
10:42Oh
10:44Mark
10:46Get a shimmy
10:49You missed out on some sweet things yeah, we watched a few videos one in particular we've got a virus
10:54No, we all got it Mark you saw a viral video. We saw I saw sorry
11:00I saw a viral video there you go for the first time, but I didn't catch the virus bring it in show Sam
11:06Okay, where is it? Here we go. Where is it?
11:08Here it is. This is the video. It's actually epic this one. Yeah, yeah, here we go
11:15Hey, man, you gotta watch it. Watch it dude. Dude, it's really strong
11:20Start. Reminds me of you back in the day, bro. Not now though
11:23Not now things have changed. Yeah, not changes. Just grew up a little bit
11:27Do you know what but I feel like we're all growing in our own separate ways you feel you're growing up. Oh, I'm not growing up
11:33Yeah, there you go. There's a bit of honesty. Okay. Well played Sam. That's what we're talking about
11:37I think I am so what we want you to tell me what we want right now
11:40This is a safe room for you just to talk to us all. We're all here for you
11:46Okay, you've spoken to hams. Well, where are you guys at? Is she met? Is she speaking? I've messaged a couple of times
11:51I messaged again. Well, why? Well, because I know I really like her
11:54I also know that I shouldn't have done what I did. Sam, you need to have someone take control over your life
11:58Yeah, but we need advice from someone very wise who's been there who knows how to deal with these situations. Me? No
12:04I don't even think it's about advice
12:06I don't think you should really be allowed to function for a certain period of time
12:10Everything should be done on your behalf in order to better your current situation
12:15Okay, I think you should take a little leaf out of both of our books and listen to both of us as much said
12:20But you have to follow exactly what we tell you to do and if at the end it doesn't work out well
12:25Then don't worry about you carry on making the mistakes. However, you follow our advice some good things might there we go
12:31Right fair enough some great things mark anything else dad
12:35My work is done
12:45Yeah, you can G-I-V-E
12:48All y'all look back to me
12:50I could always take some more
12:53Yeah, you can G-I-V-E
12:56All y'all look back to me
12:57What, like a friend date?
12:58If that's what you want
13:00Well, as long as it's a friend date
13:02Mild
13:03Otherwise, house will kill us
13:05Actually, speak of the devil
13:07I've just bumped into her so I better go
13:09Okay, see you later
13:10Bye
13:11Hello you
13:13Hey
13:14How are you?
13:15Good, I'm Melissa
13:17Hi
13:18It's so weird, Marge just rang me and he was like, oh, do you want to come for dinner tonight?
13:21And I was like, yeah
13:22Wait, wait, wait
13:23Am I coming?
13:26I don't know, he literally just said to me, do you want to come for dinner?
13:29But is he calling a date?
13:31I honestly, I don't even know what it is
13:34Are you angry?
13:35No
13:36I mean, I just think it's quite rude
13:38Of him, not you
13:40I did say
13:41It's just like, we literally just moved in together and what am I going to do? Just sit on my own
13:45Well, if you don't want me to go, I won't go
13:47He literally invited me
13:48Well, obviously I'm not going to not want you to go, but it's a bit weird, like I'm going to be lonely
13:52Hi, Freddy Bear
13:59Sophie, how are you doing?
14:02Good, how are you?
14:03Good, very happy to see you
14:05All of us
14:07All of you, exactly
14:09hi ready man Sophie how you doing good how are you good very happy to see you all of us all here
14:20that was stunning thank you it's a little bit of a Greek and Norwegian composer you like it
14:26gives me lady words Wow you know what I could actually really envision me just lying on top
14:33of this piano well singing really okay I always just wanted to be on stage I've heard you sing
14:40before when only drunk that doesn't count okay well then so how do we take this to the next step I kind
14:48of plan on having a little cabaret evening and you're gonna perform yeah this is brilliant do
14:53you like it I can picture it now me there behind the piano you on top of piano naked I'm not gonna
14:58be naked swiney like no I want it to be very you know thirties vintage glamour vibes I want all of
15:06that okay I wanted to be private as well I don't want like a massive I don't think the public and
15:11they come rushing to your concert yeah oh is that the oh yeah I can sing yeah I can sing all the
15:19octaves up and down yeah yeah well then you have nothing to worry about I'm really excited me too
15:28oh
15:48ah triple 20 in the house triple 20 flip around you know what you get you got a three you got a seven
15:56lucky number seven I like seven seven plus three equals winner wiener no not wiener winner yeah
16:03you talk an incredibly good game but then when actually comes down to it thank you mate it uh
16:08it's completely the opposite thank you okay can we get Sam's bill please for these drinks thank
16:13you so much huh well I'm just saying you know things are changing around here what's the changing
16:18he's not allowed to make decisions himself you have to now follow my lead and I get to make all the
16:23decisions you know what Jay's like he's like an overbearing father do you want to be a winner or
16:27a loser does it feel like to win yeah well there we go I'll tell you exactly how it feels like to
16:30win I can tell you every single day I wake up every single day look in the mirror and I go yes
16:33I've won once again do you know what this is how it starts all right pass your phone it's
16:38quite gruesome Sam I sometimes like sending a message every now and then pass your phone I'm sorry
16:43thanks dude do it yeah tabs block this cooler no no that's all gone gosh yeah no that's quite
16:59brutal right and then go social media here we go so all right she makes you already sad lock I might
17:04report as well there we go clean slate there we go whoa this is his rehab this is your rehabs
17:11don't be sad about it be happy this is the first step of many in rehabs
17:27right I'm ready for this team I think I'm good yeah not nervous at all I feel like you
17:32are you not ready to do this I'll give it a go Miles thinks I'm ready I think he's ready I feel
17:41like this is the best way to get over one is to get under one hey she's right okay I think I think
17:50it's a good idea because I think you need to kind of like set your mind off other things and have a
17:55little flirt I think it's harmless you don't have to like get with her I think you should like exactly
17:59have a great night anyway enough about me guys about you what do you mean you guys moving in
18:04together date already this is a friend date okay so it's strict with we're friends yeah no but the
18:10thing is Habs is kind of frowned upon this like she doesn't like the fact actually funny say that I
18:16bumped into her earlier today yeah um she's not happy yeah so we basically wind her up because we
18:23she hates it when miles and I thought and so we just do it purposely now just to wind her up yeah
18:28this place person could turn very dangerous really no it's just all harmless isn't it yeah
18:33it's harmless flirting for sure oh hello hi how are you this is Bruna dig me nice to meet you hi 70 nice
18:46meeting you how are you good yeah yeah good good good you know I got to know beautiful Bruna here
18:55it's old work colleagues you know everyone I know everyone and I thought it'd be a great idea for you
19:03guys to meet let's have a little cheers to this amazing double date yeah cheers lovely to meet you
19:08thank you so much for inviting me guys I mean I was literally gonna be on my tour tonight so at least I've
19:30got some friends you're gonna be on your own I was actually walking back to my house earlier and
19:34bumped into Emily and she was like I was like what we're doing tonight it was that I mean and Mars
19:38are going for dinner I was like sorry on a date I was kind of hoping that it was just like a joke I
19:44didn't really understand I've not really thought too much of it into it because you guys are the way
19:47with it together they quite flirty with each other um yes miles I thought miles would actually be like
19:52my little bitch I thought he'd be doing things no he's just a little bitch anyway pining after Emily
19:57and I'm gonna be slapping and ignored in the corner this is actually death do you know what you should be
20:01mainly annoyed about is the fact that you signed a contract for a three bed when you could have got
20:05away with getting a two no please don't so our flatmate Habs we love winding her up because she
20:12gets so angry when Mars and I flirt should we call her now and just kind of act like we're having like
20:18the best date and like we're a little bit tipsy and like we're getting quite close yeah let's do it
20:22oh my god I'm so up for one here should I call her yeah let's do it I mean guys I actually thought
20:28this was fun and games but I think they might actually fancy each other like they've gone on a
20:32date together so what would your ideal first date be hello oh why hello Mars hello hi it's not
20:43borderline road I'm not gonna lie this date is going really good like really well wait what date
20:49you'll do it with Emily yeah like obviously we like friendly and all that but it kind of we're
20:54doing a bit more red wine and it's kind of like getting to the point where I actually fancy her you
20:59fancy Emily I can't I think I like I like it's been a while as well since I've liked someone I know like
21:07I know you're not gonna be really happy about this but like I like all I want to do is kiss her
21:11like I really just want to kiss her I'm sorry okay so what yeah she's like gorgeous like she's
21:17like looking so good tonight okay well Mars I've got to go but good luck on your date okay I'm joking
21:25we're we're doing a double date okay I'm joking I'm only doing this as you off oh my god I could hear it
21:36in your voice I was like she's gonna cry no you're wait who's having a double date with who are you
21:41having a double date with you're on a double date with Digby with who with more and we've left me oh
21:53my god oh I can hear you are you can I hear can I hear you can I hear you can I hear you who were you on
22:04another date with who's the girl the girls it's a friend of mine it's a friend of mine they've heard
22:09yes they heard fuck off miles just go away Mars I'm gonna have to go that is exactly why don't I
22:21mask so I actually knew about this oh here we go obviously when we were boxing I knew that Mars had
22:28this whole idea that it's fine he's doing whatever he can to make himself feel better all that stuff but I've
22:33been incredibly respectful about everything I haven't said a word to anyone like I feel shit
22:39as well as he does all right I get that but I haven't been going around rubbing in his face doing
22:42what he's doing to me and I just don't think it's fair I'm still upset about the hot everything that
22:46happened and he clearly isn't it is so shit at the moment I have so much I have respect for him and I do
22:52really care about me obviously he knows how hurt I'll be by that and I don't understand why he wants to
22:57keep hurting me I completely agree with you and I think I'd feel exactly the same you need to just ride out
23:02because it will be shit but it's gonna get better I think Mars is a little shit stirrer I really don't
23:07like him in a normal situation you probably wouldn't found out about it like that and that's so shit
23:12that we're in this situation that Mars was cooking and I have to tell you but it will happen I don't
23:17care anymore I really don't care anymore he can do what the fuck he wants and I'm gonna do what I
23:20want now right me and him will never be friends we're just gonna move on from all it's not I don't
23:24wanna see him or hear from him again mate honestly I can barely squat down to get my water you've
23:50actually killed me on leg day it's awesome um mate again I'm so sorry about the phone call
23:56with Habs I had no idea it lives there no idea standard miles digging himself a hole and I'm in
24:03it now cheers mate no but jokes aside mate my heart actually sank a little bit when I knew that was there
24:10yeah I saw that because obviously I still love her and I have respect for her and I know what she'll
24:17probably be like oh you have no respect for me and all this stuff yeah if I ever talk to her yeah
24:22you know it's only been so long that you guys actually broke up it's it's it's going to be
24:26tough but I I really hope that you're you know you're real on that path like I need to forget her
24:32and move on with my life that's my headspace that's gotta be my headspace like I I'm just gonna do me
24:40mate that's what I've got to do I you know the worst thing that you could ever do is go back there
24:44it would be the worst idea she doesn't deserve you mate yeah she honestly doesn't deserve you I've
24:49got to know you so much more now and I would be so gutted to see if you did the mistake of going back
24:56there and making a fool out of yourself again yeah and I know you're stronger than that I know that
25:01yeah I'm here for you any time of the day boy okay have I told you about what's going on the salmon a
25:23minute because you know he's like going through a bit of shit yeah so Jamie has decided that he is
25:29going to essentially manage his life for him the first step was actually deleting Habs on social
25:35media deleting her number did you actually delete her number he did yeah did you did you get rid of
25:40Digby on social media no I oh yeah I blocked him but only because I was so sick of seeing him look
25:45like he was just having an absolute blast I was sitting down and fucking Henry and bugger all
25:49sipping tea looking at social media my mom hatred I mean yesterday I was fucking livid so I went for
25:57children with Tom and her boo and then Habs receives a phone call which she rudely actually
26:02answered and it was miles saying that he was he was on a date with Emily and had taken Digby on a
26:09date and set her up with someone I don't know who she bought I mean I don't know who she is I must
26:13have been pretty bummer like I was actually I was really angry and I know I broke up with him but I
26:17still would never dream of going on a date this soon and then knowing that he would hear about it
26:22like obviously I was going to figure out I find out because he went with fucking miles who's the
26:27biggest shit star around her I thought that was my yeah yeah he's taken over by the way he's a little
26:33tired I can hear miles sitting there slagging me off loads to digby being like you should go out you
26:37should date you should bang like do all this stuff which I actually don't think is right and I don't
26:41think if you're being a friend with someone that's what you should be encouraging him to do
26:44I just don't think I don't know it just miles is just irritated me a lot
26:48so Sam how how was last night how was stage one basically the guys just told me to delete
27:05everything good thing good advice great thing thank you very much yeah and it is good advice
27:10and but it's just it's not it's hard but it's not going to be easy man this process is not easy
27:15you're right but that's fine man because stage two is now just listen listen we think you don't
27:22realize your mistakes also I think sometimes maybe it's hard for us to relay your mistakes maybe it's
27:31better coming from someone else someone who is close to you someone who is part of your past and
27:37probably isn't in life anymore someone you haven't seen in a long time yeah it is it is gonna be one
27:45of you one of your exes uh it's um yeah it's it's it's it's it's not gonna be tiff which is which is
27:53yeah yeah yeah we tried real hard but she's had to make you sweat like yeah man she really does not
27:59like you man yeah yeah wow she don't like you I mean god thank you ah Sammy remember Fran and Millie
28:07don't you oh there we go hi guys good to see you guys hi guys hi Sammy how are you hello
28:12hello with the ghosts of your dating past right
28:15hello killer right what the pheromones I was
28:42rocker schwitz we're in very good shape have to thank you so are you one thing I do have to
28:48say though is this is perfect what you're doing right now with your big performance tomorrow this
28:52is exact you should be getting the blood running around and tomorrow you're gonna be great and you
28:57know you just it's about confidence I'm terrified don't be so he doesn't get Sophie Herman doesn't get
29:02terrified she does she doesn't I know very well as well I know look I hate when my human side comes out
29:09how are we gonna do this why are you so embarrassed you've sang before in front of loads of people
29:14only when drunk okay right let's hear those pipes sing to me
29:20like I never know which one is my like actual tone I don't I don't even know what kind of octava I'm in
29:41in now I don't think anyone knows what have I done oh no Freddie Mouse do you not think I'm good
29:48enough the last time actually I suppose that we saw each other I yeah you hadn't hit puberty oh yeah
29:57you actually look really good I've spoken to you guys you know Sam's in a bad place he needs to learn
30:04from his mistake and with you guys I think it's important to explain you know what happened with
30:09you and why you think it went wrong do you remember how you asked me out on a date the poem yeah I
30:14still remember the poem do you I may not be the biggest man because I'm from the Thompson clan but
30:20here's the plan let's jam let's jump you didn't make me something there's so wait this is on the
30:30first day wait wait wait wait frantastic frantastic were you 12 at this point how scary does he look in
30:38that but aside aside from the gifts like moving on from there where did Sam go wrong um it was just
30:45very hasty it was just quite forward throwing out poems saying I love you too quickly jumping into
30:52things and yet not wanting to say so you saying his actions were very misleading yeah maybe what
30:57happened with your situation we would go I don't we were dating for a bit yeah it was magical then I
31:06found out that he was getting back with Tiff at the same time wrong move clearly yeah I definitely
31:12should have done that so I remember doing it and I remember being like you know what I can I can
31:16get away with this and that's not any way you should treat a person so so so I think how we relate this
31:22is it's about that you know you thinking you can have your cake and eat it hey it's so brutal it is
31:27brutal you have to go cold turkey in order to get out the other side dude that's that's not all
31:31there's another message for you so this this one's interesting because um well I mean that let's
31:38here we go allow her to do the talking hey Jamie thanks for getting in touch I think this is an
31:43amazing idea so I would tell him just to be more honest stop being a little fuck boy and also stop
31:49trying to make it girls feel bad for his mistakes um in Ibiza he just let me on and then made me feel
31:55bad about it what a day um anyway good luck and I'll see you guys soon so Sam two things there one
32:01honesty and stop making girls feel bad for your mistakes do you know what mmm girls it is quite
32:09hard having people like bombard you and tell you that you basically just do it doing it wrong but
32:15I do appreciate you guys coming down and Millie I'm I'm sorry for how I treated you that's not nice
32:21it's fine I've learned that that I've learned I've been quite selfish I feel like I wasn't thinking
32:30about how other people felt I was just thinking about what would make me feel better so it would
32:35make me feel better to say to Habs look you did all these things and that's why I've done that because
32:41it kind of vindicates what I've done I shouldn't do that there you go Sam but it's not too late to
32:47change so is Habs um never say never mm-hmm I think that there's love there she needs a mix tape no she
33:00does not mean I think what's in place and respect her very important space right now focus on yourself
33:05and then when the time is right Sam yeah then you reach out if I need some help what obviously like
33:15you know you're my go-to jazz expert is this for the party we've got the party coming up what is
33:21it cabaret jazz I think it's just a bit of everything it's just a lot of this there's marks I probably
33:29shouldn't call him over so that would probably be the worst possible thing Miles hey guys how are you
33:36doing you little shit what do you mean my little whoa I don't know I'm not sure am I allowed to shake
33:41his hand what's going on apparently apparently you've been uh you've been taking out Digby under
33:46your under your wing um shit so I'm not sure what you're talking about but taking him under my wing
33:52yeah a little bit by encouraging him pushing him to go on double dates boozing all the time I just
33:56like him him him wanting to move on no no no you're pushing him no I'm not sure go out and booze no not
34:03at all he he's been in a really shitty place at the moment okay and I've just been helping him no no no go
34:08over that are you shoving it in my face you don't think I've been hurt and upset no I'm not saying
34:13you haven't he's been you know crying he's not been good I've been helping him throughout this
34:17whole thing at the end of the day you broke up with him okay okay but you actually have no idea
34:21the ins and outs of our relationship so you I'm saying I do no I'm just saying I'm here for him
34:25because he's been okay which is fine which is fine that's good that you're being a friend in that
34:28sense but what I'm saying is I don't think you're being a good friend in doing what's right for
34:31him what we're not doing anything in your face we're not like showing it all right retract that
34:36because you definitely are I'm still very hurt by everything so I don't want to be having all
34:40this digby stuff shoved in my face put led by you I don't really know why you're getting so angry at
34:44me you dumped him he feels like shit I'm trying to be them you know the mate here taking care of him
34:50picking up the pieces can you and digby just basically piss off and don't come near me but
34:55also have slightly some more respect because I've shown him respect now he needs to show it to me
34:58not my dude you're wearing his gym top as well we went to the gym together what you want to put
35:03his clothes back on what's going on sorry guys this is this is mental people there people are
35:08going to start leaving the cafe this is pathetic I'll see you later you drop digby's pants and
35:13I know dignity that was really intense didn't enjoy that at all I did actually
35:21never know how much I love you never know how much I care when you put your arms around me I get a fever that's so hot to pay
35:45When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to break. I'm a fever. When you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight.
35:59Fever in the morning, fever all through the night. Sun lights up the daytime, moonlight's up the night. I light up when you call my name and you know I'm gonna treat you right.
36:21You give me fever. When you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight. Fever in the morning, fever all through the night.
36:46So I think that was amazing.
36:48Ten out of ten. Really?
36:52Yeah, I mean, for a good, like, one second, I didn't even know who was singing. You or the...
37:10That was insane. Did you see Jay? He was freaking out. He was drooling.
37:15The singing, the pianist. Do you... I mean, you're the...
37:19I've never seen him like this. He's freaking out. Thank you.
37:22In a glorious way. She was unreal.
37:24I was a mate, but I was confused because there were times where I feel like you didn't get the words out, but then they still came out.
37:30Good evening, gentlemen. Hey, mate. How are you, mate? Good. How's it going? Good, good. Having a few too many drinks, but it's a party.
37:51Everyone enjoy yourselves. Are you guys still sharing clothes or is that...?
37:55I don't think we ever share clothes.
37:57He was wearing your gym top yesterday.
37:59Ah, he was. Oh, did you bump into...?
38:01Yeah, we did. I was actually going to talk to you about that. Yesterday after our gym session, I bumped into Mitt and Liv.
38:08Oh, right. OK. How did that go down? It wasn't great. What did she say?
38:12She thinks, basically, I'm pushing you to, like, go out, drink, go on dates and all that, and she basically had a nice row.
38:20I know you're Liv's friend, but... I was put in a very difficult situation. I mean, let's try and sort of break this down.
38:26Like, obviously, I'm not going to sit here and say that what you're doing is bad, but what I do think is bad is, I think, like, shoving it in her face.
38:35How am I shoving it in her face? Like, you know, walking in with Bruna today, obviously, has really hurt her.
38:40She's a human being, after all. The thing is, mate, like, I don't want you to think for one second I've gone out of my way to, you know, go on dates and everything like that.
38:45Miles has been a top bloke, and he's basically got me out of the house. He basically put me in this double date just to talk to a girl, not to do anything.
38:54And, you know, Bruna being here genuinely means nothing.
38:58I just think, do it a little bit differently, just maybe try and hide it from her, at least.
39:02Mate, I don't want to hurt Liv. I never do want to hurt Liv. But, mate, she's crushed me, mate.
39:07I know, I know. She's the one who's broken my heart, mate.
39:09I mean, to be honest, I don't think you should care.
39:12Marie don't. Mate, unfortunately, I do.
39:15So, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain, fire, brain.
39:25Did you see Dickie Wilkin? Yeah, I did. With that girl?
39:29That's the girl, that's obviously the girl from the date.
39:32I literally have no words. Like, I feel uncomfortable with it. It's, it's, it's too soon to do things like that.
39:37You know what, actually, I hold that. I feel like I've got an address.
39:41I'm going to text this guy and tell him to come pick me up.
39:44What guy?
39:45This guy's been asking me to go on a date and he...
39:47And I said no for age. I literally haven't even replied to him because I felt bad.
39:52Anyway.
39:53Wait, are you going to ask him to come or come pick you up?
39:56Well, both.
39:57Oh, my God, the... I just...
40:00Are you sure you want to do this? Are you doing this to piss off Dickie?
40:03Or are you doing this just because you need to, like...
40:05No, I'm doing it now so Dickie can get a taste of his own medicine, obviously.
40:08But also, I've been holding back and, like, respecting him.
40:13But he has absolutely no respect for me, so what's the point?
40:15Like, I can just... I should realistically be able to do what I want to do now.
40:18He's a rugby player.
40:19Oh, my God, Dickie's going to die.
40:21Good.
40:22Is Dickie going to fall?
40:23Oh, I hope so.
40:24Oh, God, this is going to be painful.
40:27For Dickie.
40:28Yeah.
40:29Hello.
40:30Hello.
40:31Hello.
40:32How are you?
40:33Yeah, good, how are you?
40:34Not bad.
40:35You look lovely.
40:37You're enjoying this?
40:38Yeah, it's really fun.
40:39It's very grand, isn't it?
40:40It's very grand.
40:41I was drinking whiskey earlier.
40:42It's very mature, okay?
40:43Very mature, baby.
40:44Well, you know, it's not the only thing that I think is maturing, personally.
40:48You're maturing?
40:49I believe so, yeah.
40:50What, in 24 hours?
40:51I think over the past week or so, I feel like I'm going to take it out of my heart.
40:53Hi.
40:55How are you?
40:56Hi.
40:57How are you?
40:58How are you?
40:59How are you?
41:00How are you?
41:01How are you?
41:02How are you?
41:03How are you?
41:04How are you?
41:05How are you?
41:07How are you?
41:08How are you?
41:09How are you?
41:10the past week or so you know I've had a lot of a lot of home truths lock into me
41:16if I'm honest I shouldn't really be nice but you can shoot that by I'm on stage
41:22two of rehabs sorry I did not make that name rehabs ah okay all right hello
41:30hi how's he gonna ask you one question yeah and be honest with me has he
41:36messaged you in recently you did block me that he did do okay then did you find
41:40out why no but then he re-followed me so so did you message her yeah but mate
41:47that's not actually the point the point is okay your number basically as well so
41:53stamina basically made this deal that he's broken a numerous times is that we
41:56said look why don't you just allow me to to try and me and proud lock and missing
42:02people just follow us exactly what we say and and try and go down this path of
42:06like changing of certain things that you're getting wrong and he's once
42:10again Felix he's not meant to be talking to you but I personally think the
42:13lessons have helped I said I said I have five days I feel like you probably like
42:18what they're trying to say is that you need to work on yourself before you don't
42:21try and talk to other people that's exactly absolutely and I think I am I
42:25genuinely believe I am but you just walked up and spoke to her and I think I feel I
42:28feel like I can I feel like I feel like we can be the best of friends did you
42:34ask me problem commission no but that's the point look I tell you what if you
42:38want this whole thing to stop I'm happy with it didn't do you what do you guys
42:42want to be friends is that how it's gonna be do you be friends them I don't
42:45think that we can be friends right now so see everything's really fresh so you
42:50should probably continue following Jamie's advice are you happy now okay all right
42:56what do we don't know you've embarrassed yourself and you've upset halves that's
43:00what you've done in really leaving hands why are you laughing I'm so sorry we're
43:05gonna leave definitely worth it I had a lovely day and I know double dates yeah it's
43:15good fun wasn't it nice it's good fun hi hi live oh hi how you sign hi I'm good just out of pure
43:31curiosity yeah what else do you doing just showing up at an event with all friends of
43:39mine actually that I introduced you to with a date you know nothing that's fucking hurtful
43:43obviously not because you don't really give a shit do you live I'm just trying to work on me
43:48and just do me good I'm trying to get over you you fucking broke me stop pretending like you're
43:53not doing it to hurt me I know you didn't get to hurt me I know you brought her to hurt me yeah
43:56you have and you're a prick you really are and like there was part of me that at some point
44:01wish that wanted you and I to figure it out and sort it out and maybe be friends now I don't I
44:05actually don't want to like there's nothing I want nothing to do with you I just think from now on
44:10you and I need to avoid each other at all costs because I don't want to hurt you I don't want I
44:14don't want to hurt you yes you do I don't something lying you'll do I don't it's whatever it is what
44:19it is you're clearly moving on and don't give a shit so I'm gonna do the same oh who's this how are you
44:24great thanks how you doing hey mate dig me nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you how's it
44:30going so it feels like I might have interrupted something here I didn't want to sort of
44:34no don't want a good time actually the houses asked me for dinner I said no because I had
44:39respect for you and the last thing I would ever want to do is hurt you but you all you have done
44:43to me since we broke up was hurt me more and more and more I actually messaged Harrison tonight I've
44:48seen you again and I know what I now want nothing to do with you you and I will never be friends and
44:53I think you and I should really avoid each other at all costs why are you just trying to hate me
44:57I'm not why are you yes you are why were you listening to me you've made me hate you because
45:01I've done nothing wrong anyway we should go because this is going too much for me be careful
45:06on that one mate I think I'll be all right mate looking after myself but I appreciate you trying
45:12to look out for me you don't need to worry then you're gonna go anywhere right yeah let's go
45:17you and I never stop again ever morning to your engagement we're gonna throw you an engagement party
45:39you know I actually took quite liking Emily so you can ask her out yeah I think I'm gonna ask him now
45:44so what do you think about you and I let's go for drinks I don't want to