Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 7 A Piece Of The Action
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00:00Oh, my God.
00:30Oh, will it hurt?
00:44Only if God hates you.
00:46Hey, a mamma mia and a cannoli, hey, a lasagna.
00:50Hey, a pasta puzzle, a spicy meatball.
01:00Dude, it's time to pimp your sister.
01:05Oh, yeah, man, I can't believe I'm filming my sister right in there.
01:08Come pimp that bitch out.
01:10Pimp my sister.
01:14Wait, wait, wait, I have homework.
01:20Hey, ladies.
01:22We going to pimp you out.
01:24Girl, you got serious librarian hair.
01:28You ever seen a hoe shop at the Gap?
01:31You got the posture of a lamppost, girl.
01:34We got to give you some prostitute.
01:37If we go with a leopard print tank top, that's a little too southeast Newark.
01:42So we're going with more of a cheetah pattern.
01:46Garter belts ain't just for weddings, honey child.
01:49You can tuck a weapon in there.
01:52At first, I was pretty nervous.
01:54But these hoes are all about class.
01:58Sometimes a John will want to do that with you.
02:01And that'll cost $10.
02:03Ew.
02:04This one, $50.
02:06Ew.
02:07And this one going to require a credit card.
02:10Again.
02:11Don't play me.
02:12Again.
02:13Don't play me.
02:14Again.
02:15Don't play me.
02:16All right, Alex, now we ain't had a lot to work with here.
02:20But yo, check out your new system.
02:22I see.
02:23We see.
02:24Oh.
02:25Oh.
02:26Damn.
02:27Oh, you put the heels in them.
02:28Oh, you got the scar.
02:29Damn.
02:30Oh, she got the fist.
02:31Oh.
02:32Damn.
02:34It's the new me.
02:35Not just on the outside, but on the inside, too.
02:40Do it, girl.
02:41You just got to spread your mind.
02:43Bye-bye, baby girl.
02:44It's hard to believe.
02:45It's so hard.
02:46Hey, y'all.
02:47Hey, yo, man.
02:48Yo, come get a piece of my sister.
02:50Who wants to get up in my sister's ass?
02:52Oh.
02:53Hello, Mr. Johnson.
02:55Hello, Amy.
02:56You take credit cards.
02:58We'll be dead soon.
03:08Ow.
03:09Tell him I'm dead.
03:10Welcome to the Surreal Life.
03:14Come on.
03:15Come on.
03:16Get down.
03:17Let's take a look at the Surreal Life.
03:20Come on.
03:21Come on.
03:22Get down.
03:23Come on.
03:24Come on.
03:25Come on.
03:25Come on.
03:26Come on.
03:27Come on.
03:28Take a look at what the Surreal Life gang has been up to recently.
03:32We were really excited to participate in the Iditarod dog sled race,
03:37till one of the dogs fell in love with Manny Moe.
03:40Huh?
03:41Help, Mr. Dog.
03:42Ah!
03:43Ah!
03:44Let's see what's in store for our Surreal Life folks today.
03:49We have to take the One Ring and destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
03:54Ooh.
03:55Ooh.
03:56Wait.
03:57Something's coming.
03:58Ah!
03:59Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:01Ah!
04:02Ah!
04:03Ah!
04:04Ah!
04:05Ah!
04:06Ah!
04:07Ah!
04:08Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:10Ah!
04:11Ah!
04:12Ah!
04:13Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:18Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:23There's no way I'm doing this.
04:25Somebody better get me a cab, because I'm going-
04:27cuz I'm going-
04:30No way I'm here, or Elliot Magali
04:31No way I'm here, or that's no way I'm gonna go-
04:32Why do you kill me?
04:33Oh, I mean I'm not.
04:35Oh, you're actually okay.
04:36If honestly the only way I'm in person is real, allехantly I'm here.
04:38Oh, you're in person is zero, or you're düşün eens.
04:39Oh, let's keep them up for your aggression,
04:53We must help them. They's our friends.
05:00They hates Manimo.
05:03No, they loves us.
05:07If they dies, we go get pizza.
05:23Back to the fires that forged you evil trinket!
05:48Corey!
05:49You saved me, bro.
05:51You can burn in hell, I just want the ring.
05:54Corey, no!
05:56Oh, bro!
05:59Friends, remember me fondly.
06:02In Stand By Me.
06:04And in The Lost Boys.
06:07Only the first time.
06:10Friday the 13th is pretty good.
06:12Next time on The Surreal Life.
06:15Well, Ron and I had to check out a suspicious meteor.
06:20Bam, penis, hap, bam.
06:22No!
06:23No!
06:24No!
06:25No!
06:26No!
06:27No!
06:28No!
06:29No!
06:30No!
06:31No!
06:32No!
06:35No!
06:40Oh, oh!
06:41You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?
06:45Chocolate chicken eggs for everyone!
06:48I want chicken eggs for everyone!
06:501, 2, 3, 4, 11 when our players score.
06:555, 6, 7, 8, double entendres are really great.
06:59I want to go to Dallas, but I don't have any money.
07:03We're such good friends.
07:04We'll have sex with people for money and give it to you.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Oh, best friends forever.
07:12We're soaking wet from washing your car, Mr. Thrustbone.
07:18Is there anything else we can do for you?
07:21I'll give you $20 for all of us to go crazy.
07:25Wow, $20 in 1978 dollars is a lot.
07:30Yeah, oh, you look just like my daughter's friends.
07:36Oh, yeah, oh, oh, watch out for the icing.
07:40Oh, dang it.
07:42We raised $39.
07:44That's exactly enough to get to Dallas.
07:47Yay!
07:49I'm finally in Dallas!
07:52Moo!
07:54Oh, I wonder how much it is to get back.
07:58I'm stepping down the ladder and I, uh-oh, uh-oh, I'm falling.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.
08:08Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.
08:12Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.
08:17Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.
08:21Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.
08:26Okay, uh, hailing frequencies are open.
08:40Oh, I'm glad you found that I have things to do here.
08:43I knew it was terrible.
08:45I knew it was terrible.
08:46Who needs you?
08:47No!
08:54Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57He did it!
08:59Is he going to do it again?
09:02Wrong, your reservations are.
09:04For us to listen to Ray Griffiths, the actor who played the power droid in Episode 4 of this room is scheduled.
09:11I reserved room A2 to watch the Star Trek blooper reel where DeForest Kelly grabs Maddrel Barrett's chest.
09:17The Prime Directive demands that you leave the premises.
09:20The Prime Directive sucks.
09:22You suck, you nerf-herder!
09:28I heard one William Shatner is going to do a guest spot on Enterprise, and not as Kirk!
09:34You take that back!
09:42Gentlemen, gentlemen, we can discuss this logically.
09:47Excuse me, I'm Greg Griffith.
09:51Oh, my face!
09:54Hey, you can't stop no fighting!
09:56Oh, stop me!
09:57Ow!
09:58My neck, my spine!
09:59Oh, no, not like this!
10:06Excuse me, but are you gentlemen engaged in a game of LARPs?
10:11Live-action role-playing.
10:12I happen to be an old fan, that is.
10:14Oof!
10:16Lightning bolt!
10:17Lightning bolt!
10:18Fire!
10:19Excuse me, that's impolite!
10:25Stop!
10:26No!
10:27No, that's it!
10:29All systems ready.
10:46Don't worry, Mr. Schumacher.
10:48We'll get you out of here.
10:50Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster.
10:53Get him!
10:55Let's get him!
10:56I'm a black liar!
10:59I got him!
11:00I got him!
11:04Okay, okay, got him.
11:07Take another one, take another one, take another one.
11:19Shame on you!
11:21You've all forgotten the true meaning of fandom.
11:24We should take joy in our loves, not argue about them.
11:29Son of a bitch!
11:34Get ready!
11:42Why should I be saying to silly me?
11:42I have no resentful talking of fic?
11:43Oh, oh, oh.
12:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:30Stupid monkey.