Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 5 Toyz In The Hood
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00:00It's in line!
00:30I want my sundae!
00:44Where the hell have you been?
01:10None of your business!
01:12None of my business?
01:13It isn't my business that you come home every day?
01:15Are you really the tooth fairy?
01:17Um...yeah.
01:19You're damn right it isn't!
01:20Maybe you'd rather be with your car!
01:22Don't you dare call her that!
01:24You admit it!
01:25You unbelievable bastard!
01:27That is it!
01:28I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!
01:31You put me down!
01:32Get your hands off me!
01:33Get out!
01:38Who the hell are you?
01:41Get off me!
01:42Get off me!
01:43Get off me!
01:44Ow!
01:45Ow!
01:46Get off me!
01:47Get off!
01:48get off me…
01:53Haha!
01:54You be good now.
02:13You admit it, you unbelievable bastard!
02:17That is it!
02:18I'm gonna shut you up once and for all.
02:20You put that down!
02:21Get your hands off me!
02:24Shhh!
02:27Who the hell are you?
02:30Hey, get off!
02:31Get off!
02:32Get off!
02:33Get off!
02:34Get off!
02:35Get off!
02:36Hey, champ!
02:45Uh...
02:46Okay, pack up!
02:48You and me are going on a vacation!
02:50Uh...
02:51To Disneyland!
02:53Is...
02:54Is mom coming?
02:55Disneyland!
02:59I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!
03:01You put that down!
03:02Hey, get your hands off me!
03:07Shhh!
03:08Shhh!
03:09Who the hell are you?
03:10Hey, get off me!
03:11Shhh!
03:12Shhh!
03:13Shhh!
03:14Shhh!
03:15Shhh!
03:16Shhh!
03:25Freeze!
03:26Freeze?
03:27When I drop a fairy, you know I am only getting started!
03:31Motherfucker!
03:32Hey!
03:33Sir!
03:34Put down the weapon!
03:35Put down the weapon!
03:36Get out!
03:39Stay down! On the ground!
03:40Stay right down!
03:41Put your legs! Don't move!
03:42Put your hand behind your back sir!
03:44Come on!
04:05Congratulations!
04:07This is the darkest sketch in television history!
04:11Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!
04:18Woo! I did it! Did you guys get that?
04:23Darling, will you marry me?
04:26Oh...
04:27Brrrrrrrrrrr....
04:30MMMMMMMMMMM
04:48nothing to worry about this is actually my first time flying and pretty nervous
04:54oh don't be I fly all the time it's the safest way to travel this is the captain
05:04again well folks the co-pilot just won't stop touching my wheel he's really
05:11annoying folks this is the co-pilot and it's not his wheel hits the airline's
05:17wheel and I can touch it if I want to but can you tell me why you cross the road
05:47don't let this car in what what what are you I have to it's common courtesy this traffic is
05:59ridiculous I knew I should have taken my teleporter to work today I have a teleporter you know I invented
06:07it myself blah blah blee blah then yet every day you carpool with us we're in the slowest lane
06:19oh this minivan in front of us is killing me oh an honor student at the Fancher Elementary School
06:30note to self blow up Fancher Elementary School
06:37oh
06:39oh
06:40this is unacceptable
06:50hmm
06:51hmm
06:52hmm
06:54hmm
07:02hmm
07:03hmm
07:04hmm
07:05hmm
07:06You missed the kids.
07:15That was a good one.
07:18What was a good...
07:20Oh!
07:23Oh!
07:24Burning my eyes and watering.
07:28Unlock the window!
07:31Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!
07:36Oh, crap.
07:42Okay, okay, don't look at them.
07:45Just don't tell you what.
07:46Oh, yeah!
07:48He's still in the dark!
07:50The hybrid!
07:52This is exit 32!
07:55Merge over!
07:57I'm signaling, but they won't let me in!
08:00It's common courtesy!
08:06Oh, we are so late, man!
08:14Oh, oh!
08:15There's the spot!
08:17Oh, yeah!
08:18The rock work is making sure we are so kickin'!
08:21What the hell with this?
08:23I'm teleporting!
08:25Wow!
08:27He really did have a teleporter!
08:32What the...?
08:34Body!
08:35Body!
08:36Body!
08:37You're so beautiful!
08:38You don't have any hair!
08:40Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!
08:43Happy, happy, happy birthday!
08:45Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!
08:48Happy birthday to you!
08:53Is everyone ready for more of those hysterical bloopers?
08:58You know, the Today Show has been a trusted source of morning news for more than 50 years!
09:05But it's not always boring!
09:07Just watch!
09:09And sadly, Ling Ling the Panda was destroyed by federal wildlife officials.
09:15In a related story...
09:16Body!
09:20In a related story, traffic on New York City's Brooklyn Bridge was brought to a standstill today when...
09:26Traffic was brought to a...
09:33Oh!
09:34What?
09:35Hi, Kurti!
09:38Someone get the Windex!
09:42Everyone remembers Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, but things weren't always hunky-dory in the hood!
09:49Do you know what sharing is?
09:52Sometimes, it's nice to share...
09:54Ow!
09:55Peter, come over here, please!
09:58The train track's too close to the lake!
10:01I got a shock!
10:02Weren't we gonna solve this problem?
10:04I'm sorry, it's just that, you know, the lake is...
10:07We're solving the problem, Peter!
10:10Solving the problem!
10:13Solving the problem!
10:16Solving the problem!
10:19And problem solved!
10:20Now, get ready for one of the biggest bloopers of all time!
10:26This just in, CNN calls the state of Florida for Al Gore!
10:31That means Gore has won the presidential election!
10:36Thank you, Jesus!
10:37We sure touched that point!
10:39Oops!
10:41The top-rated CSI is full of twists and turns!
10:46As well as its share of unexpected blooper action!
10:51You guys!
10:56Oh, that was...
10:57That was really...
10:58Oh, Jesus!
10:59I...
10:59I...
11:00I fucking cut myself!
11:02It's really bad!
11:04It's...
11:04It's deep!
11:05F***!
11:06F***!
11:06F***!
11:07F***!
11:07F***!
11:08Ow!
11:08This bullet casing shouldn't be here if the shooting took place 10 meters west!
11:15F***!
11:16F***!
11:17F***!
11:18Sorry!
11:19That was me!
11:19I'm sorry!
11:20Sorry!
11:21I...
11:22I'm sorry!
11:23Sorry!
11:24F***!
11:25Sorry about that!
11:26Now it's time for those amazing sports bloopers!
11:31They're always a home run!
11:33F***!
11:35F***!
11:36F***!
11:37F***!
11:38F***!
11:39F***!
11:40F***!
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11:43F***!
11:44F***!
11:45F***!
11:46F***!
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11:48F***!
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12:12F***!
12:13F***!
12:14F***!
12:15F***!
12:21That's all for today!
12:23But come back next time for more of those crazy bloopers!
12:53Fuck.
13:07Stupid monkey!
13:23You