Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 8 The Deep End
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00:00RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!
00:30Oh my god, what's happening?
00:42What is it?
00:43Look at the size of it!
00:45Why did we bring a gun?
00:47This is the true story
00:49Of seven strangers
00:51Pick to live in hell
00:53And have their lives taped
00:55Find out what happens when people stop being polite
00:59And start getting real
01:01The real world
01:03Metropolis
01:05Ugh, people in this hellhole just don't respect personal property
01:11Listen, I know someone's been in my underwear drawer
01:15Okay, which one of you perverts was it because it's sick?
01:19You chicks are seriously paranoid
01:21I fold them in a very particular way, falcon
01:25Little squares
01:27It was probably you
01:29It's not Hulk
01:31Hulk swear!
01:33Of course it was the Hulk
01:35It was me
01:37Hello kitty
01:40Listen, I don't mean to be nitpicky or anything
01:48But, um, the living room hasn't been vacuumed in weeks
01:52And, uh...
01:53Hey, Waterman, I was busy
01:55You know, realigning the planets or something
02:00But, but, but you drew vacuuming out of the job jar and everyone else...
02:05Hey, who's gonna save Earth from a giant meteor while Superman's vacuuming?
02:10You?
02:11You?
02:12I don't think so
02:13I could...
02:15Hey...
02:17Nobody seems to understand how useful I am, you know?
02:21I'm, I'm, I'm really capable
02:22I, I can do lots of stuff, you know?
02:25Lots!
02:26I, I, I can do, I can do stuff like
02:28Um...
02:30Like I, like, like I can
02:31You know, I...
02:33Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
03:03I mean, what is this place?
03:08Some kind of nun factory?
03:11I just...
03:13Got to go!
03:17Got to go!
03:18Oh!
03:20Occupied! Occupied!
03:22Hey!
03:25Hey!
03:27What's up?
03:28Justice never sleeps.
03:31Oh, man.
03:32I want to be red.
03:34I hate black.
03:35Oh, it's like that.
03:37So I'm the token black superhero, huh?
03:41Well, they might have wanted Tim Meadows,
03:43but they got the Falcon.
03:45And you damn well better respect the Falcon.
03:50Of course, I don't really have any superpowers.
03:54Man, my costume sucks.
03:57Come and get it, little guys.
03:59Hello?
04:00Hello?
04:02I know you can hear me.
04:04I'm Aquaman.
04:06Trouble at home?
04:10Answer me, you little bitches!
04:12If you leave your towels on the bathroom floor,
04:15we start getting that mildew smell.
04:17It's gross.
04:19Have a little common courtesy for the rest of us.
04:22I wonder where he's always going in such a hurry.
04:31My good plates!
04:48Dish is done!
04:49Dish is done!
04:50Despite my best efforts, fitting in here continues to be quite a chore.
04:54It confounds me.
04:57On my plates!
04:59My good china plates!
05:00Relax, Wonder Girl.
05:03What did you just call me?
05:05Wonder Girl?
05:16Wonder Girl?
05:16Wonder Girl!
05:18Let me tell you something about Batman, okay?
05:20He's the same as the rest of these guys around here.
05:23They're afraid of women.
05:24They're afraid of the almighty uterus!
05:27Almighty uterus!
05:29Next time, on Real World!
05:32I don't see why you're so upset.
05:34What do you need men for anyway, huh?
05:38How about a smile?
05:40There you go.
05:42I'll do it!
05:43I'll do it, man!
05:44I'll totally do it!
05:45You won't do it.
05:48Ooh!
05:48Ah!
05:49Ah!
05:51Dotsie!
05:53That's it!
05:54For America!
06:24Where's the buddy?
06:50Wiggle your big skull.
06:54Great. I am Jesus, you know.
07:00Kill Simona!
07:14Oi!
07:24Five-fingered palm of death!
07:32Let me try that again.
07:38Thanks!
07:40It's what I do.
07:44Thanks!
07:50It's what I do.
07:54You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
08:00You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
08:16For a second there?
08:18Yeah.
08:19I kinda did.
08:20I kinda did.
08:22Hey!
08:24Let's see.
08:26Let's see.
08:28It's what?
08:30I'm too lazy, I'm too lazy.
08:32I'm so lazy, I'm too lazy, it's time to go by.
08:34I'm so lazy, I'm too lazy, I'm too lazy.
08:38You're changed, sir.
09:02Come!
09:04COURL won!
09:08COURL won!
09:11The next Hot Game Show has just been imported from Japan.
09:16You want Myriandora?
09:18You win a crazy, smiley face, Myriandora?!
09:23First away.
09:26Food is power!
09:27The power!!!
09:30Who-who-whoа-aaah?
09:32You win one million, Mr. Mighty Joe Darwin, you poop rass!
09:38Who poop rass?
09:39Mouth! Mouth!
09:41Who poop rass?
09:52I'm Bill Clinton, I'm gonna push over that cow.
09:55There we go, I did it!
09:56Welcome to another thrilling edition of Zombie Idol.
10:05Last week, America voted in record-shattering numbers.
10:08In fact, phone lines were jamed so badly that major metropolitan areas temporarily lost 911 service.
10:15Hundreds died.
10:18It all started with the auditions, as the reanimated corpses of rock and roll all competed for a spot on our show.
10:26Past performances from zombies such as John Lennon and the Beach Boys tore up our stage.
10:33Competition has been hot and heavy.
10:35It's time to meet our judges.
10:39Give it up for Frankenberry.
10:42Yeah!
10:43Yeah, dog, yeah!
10:45Let's hear it for Brewberry.
10:48I hope our contestants just have fun and, you know, be themselves pretty, pretty space people.
10:58And the puppy.
10:59And last and certainly not least, please welcome Count Chocula.
11:06Well, I certainly hope tonight's performances are better than last week's ghastly affair.
11:14Nice outfit.
11:16Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day?
11:19I don't know, Ryan.
11:21Isn't it gauche to be a complete douchebag on national TV each week?
11:26Not when you're paid like me.
11:28It's time for our first performance of the evening.
11:31Here's Bob Marley.
11:32Yeah, dog, you did your thing.
11:48Marmalade.
11:50Dreadful.
11:51Don't forget to text message your votes at the end of the show, because phone companies make far more money that way.
11:57It's time to check in now with our very own roving reporter, Kristen Holt.
12:02What kind of hijinks are going on backstage, Kristen?
12:05Ryan, the zombies are going wild after one of the children from the Grant-A-Wish Foundation fell and cracked his head open.
12:15Brains!
12:17It's like some kind of feeding frenzy.
12:21L.A. woman.
12:23There's only one way to stop a zombie.
12:33Blow their f***ing heads off, baby.
12:37Don't forget to tell them about all the great deals at Radio Shed, Bing.
12:41Don't forget to vote, everybody.
13:00Good night from Zombie Idol.
13:03Seacrest out.
13:03operatingHis table sounds.
13:08Oh, oh.
13:09Oh, oh.
13:11Bag.
13:12Oh, yeah.
13:16Craig.
13:17Oh, coswise, it's not public health.
13:19Oh, coswise, hey!
13:20Oh, sorry!
13:25Oh, my God.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:27Oh, my God.
13:28Oh, my God.
13:30Oh, my God.
13:31Oh, my God.
13:32Oh, my God.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:33Bobbock!
13:35Bobbock!
13:37Bobbock!
13:39Bobbock!
13:41Stupid monkey!