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Naghanap ka ng disiplina, pero nung pinatupad, ikaw rin ang unang umalma.

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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.

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00:00Hey, I'm old, I'm old, Sergeant.
00:04I can help you with my anak.
00:07They're in discipline.
00:09I'm old, Sergeant.
00:10You know, these people are very responsible.
00:14No, these people are not old,
00:16but other people.
00:18Oh, Sam.
00:20Oh, really?
00:21No, Sam.
00:22No, Sam.
00:23You!
00:24What?
00:25Hey, I'm old.
00:26I'm old.
00:27Who's this Sam?
00:29Ah, yung...
00:31Yung bata.
00:33Yung bata nakatayo dito eh, para robot.
00:35Ay, robot!
00:37Para robot eh.
00:38Hindi!
00:39Hindi nga nagsasalita eh.
00:41Paano?
00:42Sergeant, it hindi robot.
00:43Matigas lang ang katakwaan.
00:45Matigas lang ba?
00:46Robot!
00:48Parang robot.
00:49Hindi.
00:50Ay, ganun lang yun.
00:52Sadyang ganun lang yun.
00:54Actually, ako,
00:56kailangan ko rin ng disipline eh.
00:58Oo.
00:59Maganda yung lahat kami dito, disiplinado.
01:02Yun.
01:03Kaso,
01:04pinsan medyo mahirap ang military disipline.
01:07Kailan?
01:08Baka hindi nyo kayanin.
01:09Ay!
01:10Hindi, hindi! Sergeant!
01:11Kakayanin namin!
01:12Kakaya...
01:13Kesa naman bumaba lalo yung grades nung ang anak ko.
01:16Tsaka yung iba dyan sana,
01:18maging mas disiplinado para naman makatulong dito sa bahay.
01:22Ayun.
01:25Pero sige, papayag na rin ako magpa-disiplina sa inyo.
01:29Pwes,
01:30okay.
01:31Good!
01:32Dante!
01:49Hey!
01:50Tigil ko na yan!
01:51Baka alam may karera dito!
01:53Bumalik ang San Lazaro!
01:54Tignan na ito na!
01:55Ah!
01:56Ang bulog!
01:57Argentito!
01:58Ano ba?
01:59Maaga-aga ba'y natutulog pa kami ah?
02:01Dog lang siya na talaga ng Army.
02:03Kailangan gumising na maaga
02:05para alis do'y paglaban ng bayan!
02:07Bayo nga pala no,
02:09simula ng ating disipline ng training ngayon.
02:11Tama!
02:12Okay!
02:13Fall in!
02:14Fall in!
02:15Fall in!
02:16Hop!
02:17Hop!
02:18Stomach in!
02:20Chest out!
02:21Stomach...
02:22Stomach in!
02:23Chest out!
02:24Stomach...
02:25Stomach in!
02:26Chest out!
02:27Stomach...
02:28Stomach in!
02:29Chest out!
02:30Ab...
02:31Tintoy hanggang dito na lang po.
02:32Sorry.
02:33Always puncturing your sentence with Sir!
02:36Sergeant!
02:37Sir!
02:38Yes, Sir!
02:39Sergeant!
02:40Sir!
02:41Go!
02:43Running march sa'yo!
02:45Following!
02:48Hut!
02:49Hut!
02:50Hut!
02:51Sew!
02:52Hut!
02:53Hut!
02:54Ah!
02:56Tumikal kayo?
02:57Sir!
02:58Sergeant!
02:59Sir!
03:00Ay let's wait adolescenteíz!
03:01Put保,
03:02paint on the left-field off.
03:03Och, nutricroad��고 na!
03:04Harmony!
03:05Gutom lang kayo?
03:06Wıyorlar vist?
03:07Hey!
03:08Give me 10 pushups!
03:09And now,
03:11Now!
03:12Pushups daw tayo!
03:19Good esta.
03:20Sir, Sir.
03:21You're not bad at that.
03:22Sir, Sergeant.
03:23Sir, that's what we do.
03:24Five thousand.
03:25Sir, Sergeant.
03:26Sir.
03:27That's what the better!
03:28That's what the hell is.
03:30You're not bad at that.
03:32You're not bad at that.
03:33Sir, Sergeant.
03:34Sir.
03:35It's not bad at that.
03:36It's not a person.
03:37What?
03:38What?
03:39What?
03:40Sir, what?
03:41Somebody really needs to exercise.
03:44Why did you get to come?
03:46Sino?
03:47Sir, Sergeant.
03:48Drop! Give me ten push-ups, now!
03:52Drop!
03:54Move it! Move it! Move it!
03:57One!
03:59Two!
04:00Three!
04:01Left! Left! Left! Left!
04:05Left!
04:07And...
04:08Hut!
04:10Soldiers!
04:12Gusto ko bukas na bukas,
04:14naka-almirol na yung mga uniform siya.
04:16Understand?
04:17Yes, sir! Sergeant, sir!
04:20Gusto ko umuwi kayo na maaga.
04:22Yes, sir! Sergeant, sir!
04:26At 1,500 hours. Okay?
04:28Ano rog yun?
04:30Alas tres ng hapon.
04:32Okay.
04:33I said exactly 1,500 hours. Soldiers!
04:36Yes, sir! Sergeant, sir!
04:38Attention!
04:40Alright, you're dismissed.

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