Not Rated |15min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel Joins the Police force and lands in trouble fews day later as he shoots the son of a senior police officer because of a backpack.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: K-brown, Success, Baze 10
Mark Angel Joins the Police force and lands in trouble fews day later as he shoots the son of a senior police officer because of a backpack.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: K-brown, Success, Baze 10
Category
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00:00Good afternoon, how are you?
00:19This one you are acting all nice, I hope there is no problem.
00:24So neighbor cannot come to neighbor and be asking neighbor how neighbor is.
00:29Is it not Bible that says love your neighbor as you love yourself?
00:32Mark, just go straight to the point.
00:34What do you want?
00:35Sir, I should not ask you how you are doing now.
00:37Okay, I'm fine.
00:43Hey, Kebran.
00:44I just remembered, I wanted to ask you.
00:47This police officer, this thing that you used to do, do they use to pay you?
00:52Of course they pay me.
00:55I'm an inspector.
00:57They pay me.
00:59So, they use to pay you anytime you go and do police officer something.
01:03This one you are asking, what's your interest?
01:07Hey, my brother see, I have been looking for a job.
01:12I have worker, worker, worker, worker, I have tire.
01:15This is a neighbor you are seeing, he have suffer.
01:18Child, I have suffer.
01:21I have suffer, please.
01:23I want to do police officer.
01:27That's very funny.
01:28See, police work is not for everybody.
01:31Please.
01:32See, let me tell you something.
01:34You don't just join the police force.
01:36You must go through certain level of training.
01:38You must go through the police academy first.
01:41That is not a problem.
01:43And it's going to be at least 270 days.
01:46Yes.
01:47270 days?
01:49Before that time, have I not owed?
01:51See, what I mean by 270 days, I mean 9 months.
01:55Eh, that one too is long.
01:57See, Kebran, is there no way that you can help me?
02:00Let me be doing this police work without going to you people's, here, affidavits.
02:06It is not affidavit, it is police academy.
02:09As you can see, there is nothing I can do.
02:11Please.
02:13See, Kebran, this thing is business.
02:16If I start doing police officer now, anything that I get, me and you will share it 50-50.
02:23Okay, see, look at what is going to happen.
02:25I am going to train you personally.
02:28But that 50-50 is not going to work.
02:31It is going to be 60-40.
02:34Wait, you are going to train me?
02:36Are you serious? Are you joking with me?
02:39I am serious.
02:40As long as we don't have problem with our 60-40, I will do it.
02:43Hi, Kebran.
02:44They say enable in need is truly...
02:48Don't worry, I will remember that thing.
02:50I will remember that thing.
02:51That thing that they used to say about enable.
02:53So wait, Kebran, if you train me now, they will not know that I am not a real police officer.
02:59See, let me tell you something.
03:01Even some of my colleagues, they didn't even go to the police academy, but they are working.
03:05That means this Nigerian police does not have a database.
03:10See what will happen, tomorrow you will just come.
03:13I will go first of all to go and get a uniform that will fit.
03:16But what you will do, you will go and get shoes.
03:18I am not going to go and get shoes for you.
03:19No, no, that one is not a problem.
03:21Okay.
03:22So, when are we starting?
03:23Tomorrow we will start.
03:26I love you, Kebran.
03:28This is not going to be easy.
03:33This uniform really suits you.
03:34Am I looking like a real police officer?
03:36Yes, yes.
03:37Don't worry, before what is happening, you will become a full police officer.
03:42But there is something you have to take note of.
03:44When you see a police officer carrying a rank, he is a sergeant.
03:48If you see the one carrying two ranks, that person is a corporal.
03:52Then, if you see the one carrying one rank, that person is a constable.
03:57Okay.
03:58So, sergeant is bigger than corporal?
04:03Yes.
04:04Corporal is bigger than?
04:05Constable.
04:06So, what am I?
04:08You are still a constable.
04:09Junior constable.
04:11But I don't have anyone.
04:12Yes, you are still a constable.
04:15Okay, you.
04:16What are you?
04:17I am an inspector.
04:18I am bigger than all of them.
04:19Hey!
04:20It's hard work.
04:21You have gone far.
04:22You have gone far in this police thing.
04:23Yes.
04:24See, when am I going to get my rank?
04:27It's small, small.
04:28By the time you start showing walking, when you start showing walking,
04:32then they are going to recommend you, before you know what is happening,
04:35you have one rank, and then two, and then three.
04:38Before you know what is happening, you become an inspector.
04:40Is that right?
04:41Just work hard.
04:42Chance, all you people used to do like this.
04:43Okay, so now I am going to teach you.
04:44See, when I say stand like this, your hand should go like this.
04:49Attention.
04:50Like this.
04:51Stand like this.
04:52Like this.
04:53Attention.
04:54Like this.
04:55Oya, try it.
04:56Okay, this one.
04:57Stand like this.
04:58Stand like this.
04:59No.
05:00Your hand should go to the back.
05:01Then attention.
05:02No, no.
05:03You bring your hand out like this.
05:04Good.
05:05Oya, stand like this.
05:06No.
05:07Good.
05:08Attention.
05:09Stand like this.
05:10Attention.
05:11Now you are good to go.
05:12You are now an officer.
05:14Let us go to the road and start now.
05:17Let us go and have a real experience.
05:19How to do stop and search.
05:21Let's go.
05:22Let's go and do search and stop.
05:36What are you holding?
05:39A bottle.
05:40What is with that bottle.
05:41Police officer don't make use of bottle.
05:42Are you a court boy? Give me.
05:45It's better you look for stick.
05:49There is no stick around here.
05:51Don't worry, leave it.
05:54How much is my salary in this work that we are doing?
05:56See here, you know that right now you are not yet a legit police officer.
06:01So, the only place you can get money from now is what you work at on this road.
06:06You understand me?
06:07So, what you need to be fighting for is your badge.
06:10So, in a day, you should make at least even if it is one arrest.
06:14Okay, so if I make an arrest, they will promote me?
06:18Yes, automatically you will be promoted.
06:22But don't worry, with time, I will also show you the things that you need to know.
06:27See that bike that is coming? I am going to show you how to stop and search.
06:32Watch how I am going to approach the bike and learn.
06:34You understand me? Just watch and see what I am going to do.
06:37Follow me.
06:38Yes, you.
06:39Stop there.
06:40Stop there.
06:41Stop there.
06:42Stop there.
06:46Who owns this bike?
06:47It's me.
06:48When did you buy this bike?
06:49Three weeks ago, sir.
06:50Three weeks ago? Where is your receipt?
06:52It's in the house, sir.
06:53So, you don't have your receipt and you are here riding this bike on the road?
06:56I want to buy something on the road here.
06:59This is an offence.
07:00Officer, arrest him.
07:01Sir.
07:03Calm down.
07:04Calm down.
07:05When you get to the station, you will prove that this bike belongs to you.
07:08We are not going to steal it.
07:09I will just use my hand now and shoot your face.
07:11He is not a stolen bike.
07:13Lay down here.
07:14Lay down on the ground.
07:15Who?
07:16Lay down on the ground now.
07:17I will slap you.
07:18Lay down.
07:19I will slap you now.
07:20Our officer of the law said you should lay down.
07:22You are doing it in the house.
07:24Calm down.
07:25That's okay.
07:26See, the idea is just to intimidate him.
07:29The next thing I am going to teach you now is called eye service.
07:34You have to show walking.
07:37You know?
07:38Do it so that they know that you are walking.
07:40You are active.
07:41Like, see that big car that is coming.
07:43That person is definitely a rich person.
07:46So, you need to approach them very kindly and smoothly.
07:50Just follow me and watch how I will approach him.
07:54Let's go.
07:59Good evening, sir.
08:00Good evening.
08:01Sir, I hope you are alright.
08:02I am fine.
08:03Have you eaten, sir?
08:04Yes, I have eaten.
08:05We have water.
08:06Can we get you water to drink?
08:07No, no, no.
08:08I am fine.
08:09I am fine.
08:10You know police is your friend.
08:11See, I don't know if you are...
08:14I know you are going down there.
08:15Yes, I am going down there.
08:16Don't take that street because there is a lot of potholes.
08:18You can take the other one.
08:19It is very smooth.
08:20Okay, like this?
08:21Yes.
08:22Okay, be safe, sir.
08:24Okay.
08:25Bye, bye.
08:26How is your family, sir?
08:27They are all fine.
08:28They are all fine.
08:29Hey, clear the road.
08:30Clear the road.
08:31A guy is coming.
08:32Clear the road.
08:33Clear the road.
08:34Clear the road, sir.
08:35Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:36Go, go, go, go.
08:37Clear the road.
08:38Clear the road, sir.
08:39My name is Mackenzie.
08:40Don't worry.
08:41He has already gone far.
08:42But he will know our face.
08:43Yes, he will remember our face.
08:44See, next time when he sees a beaker, he sees exactly the way I approach the man.
08:45That is the way I am going to approach him.
08:46Police is your friend.
08:47Yes, we are their friends.
08:48Hey.
08:49Hey.
08:50Hey.
08:51Hey.
08:52Hey.
08:53Hey.
08:54Hey.
08:55Hey.
08:56Hey.
08:57It's frustration.
08:58That put me in this situation which we face.
08:59It's frustration.
09:00The things I am telling you.
09:01See, most of us are paddling this job out of frustration.
09:04But with time you start loving your job.
09:06See, now I love my job so much.
09:12Move that bag aside.
09:15Keep away from that bag.
09:18What is that?
09:19What is it?
09:20Answer me.
09:21Terrorists usually use backpack to pressure terrorists.
09:23Yes, yes, they use it to carry bombs.
09:25Bombs?
09:26Yes, bombs.
09:26Chineke, awabom, awabom.
09:28Officer, go and check that bag.
09:29Hey, Sami.
09:30Check that bag, it's an order.
09:32Okay, okay, okay.
09:35What is pregnant with?
09:38Be careful.
09:44What is inside?
09:47Talk to me, what is inside?
09:49Sir, it's books.
09:50Books?
09:51Yes, sir.
09:52Are you sure?
09:53Yes, sir.
09:54Come.
09:54Where are you going to?
09:55I'm going for jam lessons, sir.
09:56You're going to jam lessons at your age?
09:58Yes, sir.
09:58In fact, you're under arrest.
10:00Arrest for what, sir?
10:02You're under arrest for scaring the police officer.
10:04Hey, I'm sorry, sir.
10:05Hey, my chest.
10:07You, arrest this boy.
10:08You're a very foolish boy.
10:09Get up there, you're under arrest.
10:11Sir, my heart.
10:12Oh, my heart, my heart.
10:14You're going to jam lessons and carry bags.
10:16Is it bad that they use it to carry bombs?
10:18Officer, I'm sorry, sir.
10:19I'm very sorry, sir.
10:20Carry that bag, carry that bag.
10:21That's a high BP.
10:22My friend, carry that bag and get out of here.
10:23No, I'm not carrying that bag.
10:24You're under arrest, idiot.
10:26Let's just leave him.
10:27We are very lucky.
10:28Move.
10:29Sir, come on, get out.
10:32Hey.
10:33I nearly fainted.
10:34That boy has nearly given me a heart attack.
10:36If it weren't for Martin, I would have pulled this uniform.
10:38Hey, we're just very lucky today.
10:41This might be a sign.
10:43We need to leave here.
10:45It's very dangerous at night.
10:47There's no security here.
10:48Let's better get back to the station.
10:50Hey.
10:52I said it.
10:53This place is not secure at all.
10:55Right now, you don't have any rank.
10:58So, when you see your senior officers, you respect them.
11:01Show them that you are active.
11:03Because it's them that will recommend you for promotion.
11:06I have to go to the office.
11:08On the AC.
11:09Before you know it, you will not have your rank.
11:12So, anytime you see them.
11:14Come on, sir.
11:15You see the way she just greeted me now.
11:17So, always when you see your senior officers, you respect them.
11:21Because that's the only way you will be able to obtain favor.
11:23So, when I see them, I greet them?
11:25Yes.
11:26When you see them, you greet them.
11:28I will be greeting everybody.
11:29I did not know.
11:30Come on, sir.
11:31Come on, sir.
11:32Come on, sir.
11:33Come on, sir.
11:34Good afternoon, sir.
11:35Good night, sir.
11:36Sir.
11:37Calm down.
11:38I think I greeted him well.
11:39Don't worry.
11:40With time, you will learn.
11:41You see.
11:42I cannot wait to have my own rank.
11:44Don't worry.
11:45You're going to have your own rank.
11:46Always show you are active.
11:47When they see your action, they will recommend you to the organization.
11:50If not because of you,
11:51who am I to come and be doing police work?
11:54I did not know that is my calling.
11:56All units, stand by.
11:57The CP is coming.
11:58All units, stand by.
11:59Okay, Roger that.
12:00Hey, you, you, you.
12:01Show working.
12:02All units, stand by.
12:03You, you, you.
12:04Show working.
12:05Oga is coming.
12:06Show working.
12:07Show working.
12:08Oga?
12:09Oga?
12:10The CP is coming.
12:11What is CP?
12:12CP.
12:13Commission of Police is coming.
12:14So, now, this is your opportunity to show working.
12:15So, you will be noticed.
12:16Let's go.
12:17Give me your gun.
12:18Give me your gun.
12:20Where is he coming from?
12:21No, come this side.
12:22This side.
12:23This side.
12:45Backpack.
12:46Backpack.
12:47Backpack.
12:48Backpack.
12:49What is that?
12:50Move away from that bag.
12:51Hey, hey.
12:52Backpack.
12:53Backpack.
12:54Backpack.
12:55No, no, no.
12:58Hey.
13:00Backpack.
13:01He is a terrorist.
13:02He has a backpack.
13:03He has a backpack.
13:04He is a terrorist.
13:05He has a gun.
13:06Why did you shoot him?
13:07Sir, he is carrying a backpack.
13:08He is a police guard.
13:09That is my son you shot.
13:11Your son?
13:12Yes.
13:13Who brought you here?
13:14I thought he is a terrorist.
13:16He is a police guard.
13:17He is carrying a backpack.
13:19Who brought you here?
13:20Sir, he is Ghebran.
13:21Ghebran.
13:22Ghebran?
13:23It is not me.
13:24My name is not Ghebran.
13:25My name is Ogochukwu Kingsley.
13:26Come.
13:27Take him away.
13:28Ghebran.
13:29Sir, take him away.
13:30I thought he is a terrorist.
13:31He is carrying a backpack.
13:32I was taking the handgun.
13:33I thought he is a terrorist.
13:34He is a police guard.
13:35I thought he is a terrorist.
13:36He is a police guard.
13:37Take this man away.
13:38Ghebran.
13:39Take him away.
13:40Ghebran.
13:41Ghebran.
13:42That was what happened.
13:43They carried me and put me inside prison.
13:46So, you are a police?
13:47Police?
13:48No, he is not a police.
13:49Stand over here.
13:50You are idiots.
13:51Come here.
13:52So, you are a police?
13:53He is not a police.
13:54So, you are a police?
13:55He is not a police.
13:56So, you are a police?
13:57He is not a police.
13:58So, you are a police?
13:59He is not a police.
14:00So, you are a police?
14:01He is not a police.
14:02So, you are a police?
14:03He is not a police.
14:04So, you are a police?
14:05He is not a police.
14:06So, you are a police?
14:07He is not a police.
14:08So, you are a police?
14:09He is not a police.
14:10So, you are a police?
14:11He is not a police.
14:12So, you are a police?