Not Rated |10min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Aunty Success and her math teacher in an argument that would soon lead to the headmaster firing almost all the teachers in the school
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Success, Baze 10, K-brown
Aunty Success and her math teacher in an argument that would soon lead to the headmaster firing almost all the teachers in the school
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Success, Baze 10, K-brown
Category
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00:00Success, this one you came with all the Mackenzie crew, I hope all is well.
00:17Uncle Kevron, how are you?
00:22Emanuella our celebrity, you are a big girl now.
00:27Uncle Mack.
00:29How is YouTube?
00:30Principal, that's not why we came here.
00:33Principal, it's not YouTube that brings us here.
00:37Okay, but for my time, school has already closed for today.
00:41And everybody has even gone home.
00:43I was also about leaving before people came in.
00:45We should have been here before now.
00:47But we are waiting for Emanuella to dismiss from school so that all of us can come here together.
00:51Okay, okay.
00:53So to what do I owe this visit?
00:55Principal, my math teacher gave me math to solve on the board.
00:59And I got it right and she marked me bad.
01:02Again? Yes.
01:04See, I don't know why I keep coming back to this school for the same problem.
01:07If people don't want to be giving this girl her mark, tell me so that I can withdraw her from this school.
01:10I don't know why anytime she gets something right, people will be failing her.
01:13I don't know what kind of teacher you are employing in this school.
01:16Calm down please, just calm down.
01:18We can work this out.
01:20In fact, let me handle this right now.
01:26Hello?
01:28Please, get me the math teacher.
01:32She has to come to my office now.
01:34Okay, thank you.
01:38Please, calm down.
01:40We can work this out.
01:42See, Principal, if the teacher doesn't know something, can't the student teach the teacher?
01:46It's not every time your teacher will be doing like this, doing like this, doing like this.
01:51Let us swallow her pride.
01:53Calm down, everybody just calm down.
01:55I will handle this now, I will handle this now.
01:57But, Emanuella, can I have an autograph?
02:03It's okay, Uncle Mark.
02:11Oh, Auntie, you are here. Please come, come, come.
02:13Good afternoon.
02:15Sir, you called me?
02:17Yes, I called you.
02:19Auntie, what is this I'm hearing?
02:22Success here told me that you gave her a mathematics question to solve on the board.
02:26Of which she solved correctly, yet you failed her.
02:29Why?
02:31Why are people doing like this in this school?
02:33Sir, I gave all the kids an assignment to solve on the board.
02:35She failed it, that's why I failed her.
02:37Hey!
02:39Some people are still lying on my head.
02:41What I know is that all of you must go to hell.
02:43Yes.
02:44I agree. Bam!
02:46Okay, Auntie, what was the question?
02:48Sir, I asked them...
02:50Hey! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
02:52You know what will happen now?
02:54I think we all should go to the classroom.
02:56So she can solve it and we all see it with our own eyes.
02:59Is that not good?
03:00That's better.
03:01Exactly.
03:02Just give me a minute.
03:07Hello?
03:08Uncle Chidewa?
03:10Please come and meet me in my third class now.
03:12And when coming, come with another teacher.
03:15There is fire on the mountain.
03:17Come now, okay?
03:21Let's go now.
03:42How many centimeters do you need in order to achieve six meters?
03:47Sir, that was the question.
03:50Did you do this type of math when you were in primary school?
03:55I did not do primary three.
04:00Success.
04:02What was your answer again?
04:04Six centimeters.
04:07Sir, the answer is not six centimeters.
04:09It's 600 centimeters.
04:11Hey!
04:12600 centimeters in this small school?
04:14Can this small school even contain 600 centimeters?
04:19Aunty Ibebe, 600 centimeters is a lot of centimeters.
04:23But sir, the answer is 600 centimeters.
04:26Aunty, they lied.
04:28The answer is 600 centimeters.
04:30Calm down, everybody.
04:32Since we don't seem to agree here,
04:34you know, we can always disagree to agree.
04:38So, Aunty...
04:39Principal, I can show you how I can prove it.
04:42That's better.
04:44Take the marker.
04:45Go and show us immediately.
05:00Please, my people, what is this?
05:03Centimeter.
05:05Good. How many?
05:07One.
05:08Good. Just follow me closely.
05:12My people, how many centimeters are here?
05:15Please, count with me.
05:17One, two, three, four, five, six.
05:22How many centimeters?
05:24Six centimeters.
05:26Good. Cross multiplication now.
05:28Follow me.
05:29One, two, three, four, five, six.
05:33How many centimeters?
05:35Six centimeters.
05:37Good. Cross multiplication now.
05:39Cross multiplication now. Follow me.
05:42Centi, cancel centi.
05:45Centi, cancel centi.
05:47Centi, cancel centi.
05:50What is remaining?
05:52Meter.
05:54How many meters are here? Please, count with me.
05:57One, two, three, four, five, six.
06:02How many?
06:03Six meters.
06:05Good.
06:06How many centimeters did I use to achieve this meters?
06:10Six centimeters.
06:12Good. Therefore...
06:37Wow! Wow! Wow!
06:40Fantabulous!
06:42Marvellous! Marvellous!
06:44Awesome! Wonderful!
06:48Michael Faraday!
06:50Wow!
06:52I like this.
06:53Aunty Berry, how many centimeters did you say you need to achieve six meters?
06:57Six...
06:58Shut up! Shut up!
07:00China is moving on the board.
07:02Can't you see the hand written on the wall?
07:04Can't you see the hand written on the wall?
07:06Okay. Success.
07:08Forget how I put the English.
07:10What I meant was how many centimeters make six meters.
07:13Aunty, I'm not forgetting you.
07:15You have put it easy. You have put it.
07:17So, give me my mark.
07:18Yes.
07:19I agree. Bam!
07:21Aunty, next time if you want to speak English, speak it well.
07:24If you don't know how to speak it, really.
07:26Okay. Let's go.
07:29See, by tomorrow better give my correct mark.
07:32Uncle, let's go.
07:34Look at her long neck like six hundred centimeters.
07:39You see your life.
07:40Shut up!
07:41You are fired.
07:42Hey, sir. Please now.
07:44Sir, it's the way I put the English.
07:46Oh!
07:48English is the problem.
07:50Who is the English teacher?
07:53You.
07:54You are fired.
07:57You are fired.
07:58Hey!
07:59Why did you shout?
08:01You are also fired.
08:04So, you want to kill me?
08:06You want to kill me?
08:09Leave my school.
08:11Leave my school!