Not Rated |9min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Aunty Success reminds Kbrown and Base 10 that in business, there are no emotional attachments.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Kbrown, Baze 10, Success
Aunty Success reminds Kbrown and Base 10 that in business, there are no emotional attachments.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Kbrown, Baze 10, Success
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00:00Gabriel my man, how far now, can you imagine, my girlfriend is not picking my call, which
00:23of your girlfriend, Joanne, no, Amaka, no, Chitera, no, Chinello, no, Cynthia, ah, this
00:39one you are calling my past and present girlfriend, ah, what's the problem, like you don't know
00:44yourself again, you are number one playboy, so tell me which one, which one, which one,
00:51this one is princess, ah, princess, I don't know this one, you have not met her before,
00:57ah, I don't know why this guy is just doing chakara, she is not picking my call, so you
01:01now have another girlfriend that I don't know of, eh, ah, ah, ah, I thought we are supposed
01:06to be best of friends, eh, see forget about this thing you are saying now, what's on ground
01:10now, this guy is not picking my call, eh, maybe she is broke, that's why, hmm, yes,
01:17see, when these girls are broke like this, they start having, eh, mood swings unnecessarily,
01:22see, if you just send her small money now, you will see she will call you, she needs
01:26money, are you sure, eh, I'm very sure, see, just send her like, eh, one K, you have account
01:32number, right, yes, eh, send her money, that's how one was proving her to get the other day,
01:37I just sent her 299 recharge card, she kept on calling me, saying bestend honey, bestend
01:41sweetheart, bestend this and bestend that, I've sent it, eh, eh, bam, you will see she
01:46will call you, eh, eh, but meanwhile, eh, Kebrown, did you cook anything, hmm, this
01:51early morning, I've not even washed my pot, now you talk about cooking, hi, I'm very hungry,
01:56I thought you cooked something, hmm, she is calling me, ha, ha, ha, ha, I told you, pick
02:01the call, pick the call and talk to her, hello, hello, Kebrown, did you send me 1000 Naira,
02:07ha, ha, yes, I sent you 1000 Naira, so, why did you send me 1000 Naira, you know, I've
02:12been calling you and not picking your call, so, I thought you were having mood swing,
02:15ha, so, I said let me send you airtime like 1000 Naira, you know, I care about you, see,
02:19Kebrown, I don't need your money, money is not my problem right now, let me just tell
02:24you the truth, it's over between the both of us, stop calling me and don't send me money
02:28again, I'm not broke, ha, ha, what happened, can you imagine, this guy dropped call on
02:35me, eh, I don't know why he gets so stubborn, can you imagine, see, this guy is just doing
02:39shakara for me, she is even telling me that, that, that she don't need my money, can you
02:43imagine, ha, ha, ha, ha, don't mind her, see, I bet you she used that money to subscribe
02:48her phone, you will see it now, just watch, wait, please tell me, hmm, this guy just sent
02:54me 2000 Naira, eh, what did she send back a 1000 Naira, I sent her and also topped it
02:59with 1000 Naira, ha, ha, ha, what rubbish, eh, what insult, Kebrown, this guy has just
03:05insulted you, no, no, no, no, this guy just said that you are a poor man, hi, yes, she
03:12just, she is just saying that, eh, as a matter of fact, she doesn't need your money, that
03:15you cannot take care of her, in fact, I should be the one to take care of you, yes, very
03:20soon now, if you are not careful, you should go about telling people that, eh, Kebrown
03:24sent me 1000 Naira, I sent her 2000 Naira back, ha, ha, ha, ha, what rubbish, see, Kebrown,
03:30don't take this lightly, in fact, you have to redeem your integrity, as a matter of fact,
03:34eh, Kebrown, send her back that money, yes, send that money back to her and add 1000 Naira
03:40on top, so I should send her 3000 Naira, yes, send her 3000 Naira back, all these urgent
03:442K girls, they are looking for who to insult this new year, I have sent it to her, good,
03:50see, oh, imagine the nonsense, small 5000 Naira somebody sent to her now, she wants
03:54to use it and be doing like this, doing like this, looking for who to insult, oh, oh, oh,
03:58what rubbish, she is calling me back, wait, don't pick it yet, pick it now, put it on
04:08loudspeaker, hello, hello, Kebrown, why did you send me money again, eh, eh, you know,
04:17when I sent you 1000 Naira, I thought the money was too small, so I had to send you
04:213000 Naira to show you how much I care about you, but Kebrown, I told you not to send me
04:27money again, I told you, I don't need your money, it is over between the both of us,
04:33stop disturbing me, there is no amount of money you want to send to me now that I have
04:37not seen before, please, don't make me block your line, ha, ha, ha, ha, can you imagine,
04:43don't mind her, she took Shakara for me, see, you see that money, eh, she will use
04:461K and stop now, and use the other 2K and go and buy foodstuff, just watch, don't mind
04:50her, she is proving hard to get, see them, see, all these are just initials, Shakara,
04:55unnecessary ones, ha, what is that one now, this thing, what, she just sent me 6000 Naira,
05:03hey, 6000, yes, look at it, hey, hey, hey, my brother, the way this girl is going with
05:11this thing, see, I don't want to tell you what happened this year, I think it is better
05:16to just leave this game, Kebrown, wait, you can't give up now, I have an idea, ha, ha,
05:24I have an idea, ha, ha, ha, which idea, see, this girl is a big girl, eh, that is the money,
05:36see, why should you leave her, no, no, Kebrown, you don't understand, this girl is MMM, which
05:42one is MMM, can't you see, you sent 1000, she sent 2000, you sent 3000, she sent 6000,
05:52Gay Brown, I noticed something. She doubles everything you send to her. She's Ponzi.
06:00So, if you send 10,000, she will send you 20,000 Naira.
06:04If you now send 20,000, she will send back 40,000.
06:09Gay Brown, let us send her 50,000 Naira and she will send back 100,000.
06:16Hey, this is a very very good business idea.
06:19Yes.
06:20Hey, but the problem is that I have only 25,000 Naira in my account. I don't have 50,000.
06:25Don't worry. See, I will give you 25,000 Naira.
06:29Then we'll add it to your own and we'll send it to her and she will send us 100,000 Naira.
06:35Uncle, this thing people are doing is no good. This thing is fraud.
06:39See, this is business. Tufo is her business partner. She's her client.
06:43Yes.
06:44Uncle, do you want to tip that auntie mom?
06:47It is not tipping. This is business.
06:49See, in business, you either get money or lose money.
06:53Uncle, you are very wicked. You are very heartless. I think that auntie is your girlfriend.
06:57See, let me tell you. In business, there is no emotional attachment.
07:00Bam! You are correct.
07:01In fact, there is no sentiment in business.
07:04Bam! You are too much.
07:07Read your book. Send me the money, Joe. Don't mind her.
07:14I have sent it.
07:17Have you received a lot?
07:18I have received a lot. Let me send it immediately.
07:23I have sent it to her. Let's just wait for 100,000 Naira and we'll cash out.
07:28Gabriel, you are going to be rich.
07:32She is calling.
07:37Hello.
07:38Hello. Gabriel, did you just send me 50,000 Naira?
07:41Yes, I just sent you 50,000 Naira.
07:43But what exactly are you trying to prove right now?
07:46I just want to show you that I can take care of you. That's why I sent you the money.
07:49See, Gabriel, you can't take care of me. Money is not my problem right now.
07:53So, you better stop this thing you are doing.
07:55Anyway, thanks for the 50,000 Naira you sent.
07:57But I'm not ready to start doing this back and front transfer you want me to start doing with you.
08:01So, I'm blocking your number right away.
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08:08She blocked me.
08:10Listen, this is not going to send this money.
08:12What do we do now?
08:13Hey, listen to this.
08:14Should I call her back?
08:15She said that we are in the business, people.
08:18Uncle, see, in business, we either get money or we lose money.
08:23Uncle, don't cry.
08:25Because in business, there's no emotional attachment.
08:29Businessmen, you want to cash out.
08:32Bela Shmuda.
08:34Listen, listen, I want the money.
08:36Let us leave this girl.
08:37Let me leave this girl.
08:38I don't want all this money from her this year.
08:40Listen, listen.
08:41She will send the money back.
08:42She will send the money back.
08:43Hey.
08:44See, I don't allow her to eat the money.
08:46She will send the money back.
08:47Bela.
08:48Hey, hey, hey.
08:49I received message.
08:50Okay, okay.
08:51How much?
08:52How much?
08:53She said, thank you.
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