Not Rated |15min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Dominion masterminds the biggest scam to and defraud Kbrown as payback for not helping her when she was in need of his help.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Kbrown, Success, Dominion, Baze 10
Dominion masterminds the biggest scam to and defraud Kbrown as payback for not helping her when she was in need of his help.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Kbrown, Success, Dominion, Baze 10
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00:00Uncle please, my mom is not a racker, you help me with some more money, let me use and buy bread and nuts.
00:22You are not serious. Since morning I have not sold anything till this evening, now I want to come and collect the little that I have.
00:28Do I look like Santa Claus that is sharing money up and down?
00:30Uncle Kbrown, Santa Claus does not use to share money, he is giving to you to share.
00:35Who invited you here? Uninvited Tumbo fly.
00:37Domino and C, let me tell you, I am not ATM, nobody should be bringing their problem to my shop, even me too I am hungry.
00:44Did you see me going to anybody's shop and got me telling them that my mom is not around.
00:47Get out from here, I am not your mother, neither am I your father.
00:51So you better wait for them to come back and give you food.
00:54I am not the one that ask them to burn child and not feed the child.
00:57Get out from here. Get out. Nonsense.
01:01My mom is not around. Am I around? I cannot feed anybody's child.
01:07Anybody that born child should go and feed their child.
01:10But Uncle Kbrown, it's just money for bread that she is begging you now.
01:13Is it you that she is begging?
01:15Will you give her now?
01:16My mom is not around, if not I would have helped her.
01:18Oh, everybody's mother is not around now B, even me too. My mom is not around, so I am not giving her.
01:25But Uncle Kbrown, see the whole thing that is in your shop.
01:28I have also something that you don't want to help her.
01:30It is my shop. It is my problem. I am not married and I am not born.
01:34So I cannot feed anybody's child.
01:36Child, Uncle Kbrown, you are very stingy.
01:40Let me be stingy and I will keep my own money and I will solve my own problem.
01:43Your mom begging and not eating her night food and you cannot help her.
01:46How can somebody leave his child since morning till this time of the night?
01:49What kind of parent is that?
01:51But Uncle Kbrown, may God bless you and bless another person like me.
01:54You better mind yourself or God will punish you there now.
02:09Domino, are you doing an assignment?
02:12No.
02:13Are you preparing something?
02:16No.
02:17Then what are you doing?
02:19I have discovered a new device that everybody will be using in school.
02:23Really?
02:24Yes.
02:25Wow!
02:30This device is going to change my life.
02:44Good afternoon, sir.
02:45Customer, good afternoon. What do you want to buy?
02:48Actually, my name is Kelvin and this is my colleague here, Raymond.
02:51We are from Megatron.
02:52You see, we have a new product that just came into Africa.
02:56And we have looked around and decided to make you our major and only distributor here in Nigeria.
03:02I even thought that you people came here to buy something.
03:04See, I am not interested.
03:06I am sorry, sir.
03:07Raymond, bring it out.
03:09This is Mega Compass.
03:11This product is the major selling product right now for students.
03:14And it is not available anywhere.
03:16Which means you are the only one that is going to be distributing this product in Nigeria.
03:20As you can see, my shop is already filled.
03:22I don't need any new product.
03:24I am not interested.
03:25Sir, listen.
03:27Mega Compass here is the hottest selling product for students.
03:31And we have looked around and decided to make you the major and only distributor of this product here in Nigeria.
03:38And we are supplying at 1,000 Naira.
03:40Yes.
03:41Which means you can also add your own price and sell.
03:43I have told you.
03:44I don't want...
03:45Excuse me, sir.
03:46Do you have Mega Compass?
03:49Yes, yes.
03:50I have.
03:52I have been looking for it everywhere.
03:53How much is it?
03:562,000 Naira.
03:572,000 Naira?
03:58Yes.
03:59It's cheap.
04:00It's cheap?
04:01Are you sure it's the original one?
04:02Yes.
04:04It's the original one.
04:09Thank you, sir.
04:10Sir, do you have one of it?
04:11Yes.
04:12I am the distributor.
04:13The only distributor.
04:14I will tell my friends to come and buy.
04:16Hey, she even said it's cheap.
04:18Hey, who are you to say?
04:19You are now our major distributor.
04:23No, no, no.
04:24You have not even finished telling me.
04:26And somebody is still requesting for it.
04:28You see.
04:29So, as I said, we came with only six samples.
04:32Good afternoon, sir.
04:33Good afternoon.
04:34Please, do you have Mega Compass?
04:35Yes, I have Mega Compass.
04:36Oh, I need two.
04:37How much?
04:395,000 Naira.
04:40Wow, give me three.
04:41Hey.
04:46Wow, I will tell my school that Mega Compass is now available in Nigeria.
04:50Yes, I am the only distributor in Nigeria.
04:53Wow, this thing is selling fast too.
04:55Yes.
04:56Hey, hey.
04:57Hey, how many more people have?
04:59Actually, we came with only six samples.
05:01So, sorry about that.
05:02But we can supply you as many as you want.
05:05That's good.
05:06I want 100.
05:07100?
05:08Yes, 100.
05:09That will be 100,000 Naira, sir.
05:10Okay, okay.
05:11Plus the six samples we came here with.
05:14That is 106.
05:15Yes.
05:16Don't worry.
05:17Send me account number.
05:18Give him our card.
05:23Here is the account number.
05:24So, just do the transfer.
05:26So, write your receipt for me.
05:30What are you doing?
05:31We are at this place now.
05:37I have transferred this.
05:38Oh, wow.
05:39Wow, wow.
05:40I just got the alert.
05:41Sir, please sign.
05:48I have gotten the alert.
05:49So, in less than one hour, you will get your product.
05:52I hope you guys are not doing me a fraud.
05:55No, no, no.
05:56Not at all.
05:57You are a good businessman.
05:58And I thank you for the choice you have made.
06:00In less than one hour, you will get your product.
06:03I trust you guys.
06:04Your product is selling.
06:05Yes.
06:06I hope I am the only supplier in Nigeria.
06:08You will have our award.
06:09You are the only and major distributor here in Nigeria.
06:12Don't sell to Dangote.
06:13This one is mine.
06:14No, no, no.
06:15We will sell to Dangote.
06:16This one is for me.
06:17See, sir.
06:18In less than one hour, you will get your product supplied to you.
06:21I trust you guys.
06:22Your product is selling.
06:23Yes.
06:24So, you can have the rest.
06:26No problem.
06:27Thank you very much.
06:28Okay?
06:29You are a good businessman.
06:30Oga, good afternoon.
06:31Do you have Mega Compass?
06:32Yes, I have Mega Compass.
06:33Oh, thank God.
06:34Everybody in my school has been looking for it.
06:35Everybody in your school is looking for it?
06:37That is the whole university who come to my shop and buy it.
06:39Yes, so?
06:40This Mega Compass, who does it relate to?
06:43It's Help Soft Mathematics.
06:45This is Help Soft Mathematics?
06:46Yes.
06:47See, technology.
06:48Oga, please.
06:49I need ten.
06:50How much?
06:51How much?
06:52Wait.
06:53Actually, see.
06:54I have two right now.
06:55But in the next one hour, the remaining ones will come.
06:56Oga, no problem.
06:57But the price has increased.
06:58How much?
06:59It's now ten thousand Naira each.
07:00Okay, no problem.
07:01No problem.
07:02Give me the two.
07:03I will come back for the rest.
07:04Hey!
07:05I told her I have now ten thousand Naira each.
07:06She bought 2.
07:07How?
07:08I have made it.
07:09I have made it.
07:10This thing is selling.
07:11Hey.
07:12I need to call the school before Oga and supply me with only the hundred that I want now.
07:13Hello.
07:14Hello.
07:15I am not a person who just left his shop.
07:16You need to know that Metal Compass is something that Oga wants to be free from.
07:27Hey, hey, hello, hey, I'm not the person you put just left the shop, you know, like, you put so that, eh, eh, mega, eh, mega compass, eh, eh, I want that for 100, I don't want 100 again, make it 1,000, eh, make it 1,000 pieces, all the universities want it, ha, ha, the money is not a problem, I'll transfer it now, I'll transfer the money now, eh, eh, don't worry, hey, hey, hey, Chukuma, Chukuma,
07:56new product has entered the market, we have made it, eh, eh, Chukuma, our goods has arrived, Chukuma, hey, go, go, go, go, hey, Kolobina, Kolobina, let them join her, everybody, join her, less of food, less of food,
08:26You guys came fast though, it's like your company is not far from here.
08:34Not really.
08:35But anytime you need us, just call us.
08:36There are even some in the back seat.
08:37Come, let me show you.
08:38Hey, my brother.
08:39Is this our life?
08:40It's good.
09:10Nice job.
09:11You guys are great actors.
09:12We believe you people are real customers.
09:13So what should we do with these things?
09:14Just throw it away, it's rubbish.
09:15My business partners.
09:16Nice doing business with you.
09:17You're welcome.
09:18Let's see what's in the bag.
09:19These people are real customers.
09:24So, what should we do with these things?
09:26Just throw it away. It's rubbish.
09:34My business partners.
09:36Nice doing business with you.
09:38You're welcome.
09:40Nice doing business with you.
09:42You're welcome.
09:44Actually, we have transferred your own share of the money to your mother's account.
09:50Whenever I have business like this, always call us.
09:53Don't worry, when I sell another stingy uncle, I'll call you.
09:56Yes, very important.
09:58Call us, okay?
09:59Thank you very much.
10:00This girl is wise.
10:02This girl is a very smart girl.
10:05God forgive me.
10:08Hey, this girl is smart too.
10:23Hey, hey, stop.
10:26You're student, are you?
10:27Yes.
10:28I say, make a compass.
10:30I say, make a compass.
10:32I say, make a compass.
10:34Yes.
10:35I say, make a compass.
10:37What is make a compass?
10:39You don't know what is make a compass and you're a student.
10:41No.
10:42Hey, you must be wasting your parents' school fees.
10:45How can you be a student and you don't know what is make a compass?
10:48See, you're not going to start business and stop wasting your parents' money.
10:51Imagine, you don't know what is make a compass.
10:53Eh?
10:54The letters in town.
10:55The students that use it to pass the exam and calculation.
10:58Eh? You don't know this technology.
11:00Okay, that is not a tea, no.
11:01Which one is make a compass, man?
11:02That is why you don't have sense.
11:04How many carryovers do you have?
11:05I know you have more than 10 carryovers.
11:07Because you don't know what is make a compass.
11:09Stop wasting your parents' money.
11:11Go and start business.
11:12Nonsense.
11:13You don't know what is make a compass.
11:16I'm sure this guy have more than 20 carryovers in his class.
11:20Wasting his parents' money.
11:25Hey, Rascal.
11:27I have make a compass.
11:29Make a what?
11:30Yeah, make a compass.
11:31What's that?
11:32I don't know what that is.
11:33Must be snacks.
11:34Isn't it?
11:35I don't do snacks, bro.
11:37Imagine.
11:38Look at this Rascal.
11:40Somebody just deported from Ghana.
11:42He's doing isn't it, isn't it as if he went to England.
11:45Isn't it?
11:46Work it here.
11:48My brother, please come and buy make a compass.
11:51Papa, since I was born, you are the only one talking about make a compass.
11:54Make a compass does not exist too.
12:01Hey.
12:02Hey.
12:03Hey.
12:04Hey.
12:08Chai,
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10I'm sorry.
12:11I'm sorry.
12:12I'm sorry.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:14I'm sorry.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:16Chai,
12:17I'm sorry.
12:18I'm sorry.
12:19I'm sorry.
12:20I'm sorry.
12:21Remember your Emano.
12:22Stop crying.
12:23But Uncle,
12:24how did this really happen?
12:27I was coming out from Mama Joko Emeka Gate.
12:29Uh-huh.
12:32Then I was chatting with Afe Auntie.
12:34Uh-huh.
12:46This
12:49This
12:51This
12:54This
12:57This
13:00Frame
13:08This
13:13hey my brother they have taken my phone
13:15hey my phone
13:17my phone
13:19hey my phone
13:23he cannot take my phone
13:25he stole my phone
13:29oh boy
13:31who does this on phone and blame that thief
13:33sorry i was just joking
13:39i think they want to take me in this community
13:41i will snatch phone
13:43i will make sure that as long as i live
13:45any thief
13:47any thief that thief in this community
13:49justice will be done
13:51i will join police i will join boys guard i will join vigilance
13:53i will make sure that i catch thief
13:55catching thief is not my responsibility in this community
13:57i think they want to thief
13:59they will thief entire
14:01let me just catch any thief
14:03any other person that will thief in this community
14:05i will catch the person
14:07i will catch the person
14:09my phone
14:11my phone
14:13sorry
14:15phone number
14:21let them come and thief again
14:23let them come and thief again
14:25if i don't bring justice in this community
14:27know that my name is not Mahemde
14:31phone number
14:35i think you have seen
14:37thief
14:41hold him
14:43catch him
14:45catch him
14:47thief
14:49i have caught him
14:51hold him let me kill him
14:53hold him
14:55don't allow him to run
14:57please
14:59let me hit him
15:01let me kill him
15:03justice
15:05local police
15:07we will kill him
15:09please
15:11i am not a thief
15:13you are not a thief and you are running
15:15everybody that is running is a thief
15:17let's kill him
15:19kill him
15:21please
15:23please
15:25retire
15:27no need for tire
15:29no need for tire
15:31all the thief in this community
15:33we will burn them
15:35jungle justice is what we are standing for
15:37we stand for jungle justice
15:39tire
15:41somebody bring tire
15:45thief
15:47where
15:49where
15:51where are they shouting that thief
15:53calm down
15:55is in the film that they are watching inside
15:57television
15:59come
16:01is inside television
16:03did they catch the thief in the film
16:05no the thief escaped
16:07for what
16:09why we did not catch thief inside television
16:11who is acting this kind of film
16:13this is injustice
16:15they are very lucky that i am not in that film
16:17i did not mean i was in that film
16:19i will just carry this shovel and spade
16:21and knock his head
16:23he is lucky
16:25he is thief inside television
16:27let him come in real life and come and thief
16:29let him come in real life and come and thief
16:31and see what will happen to him
16:33i will just carry this in now
16:35and knock the person
16:37on his head
16:39any thief in this community that try to thief again
16:41that person will see jungle justice
16:45mark
16:47you are taking this your justice thing
16:49too personal and too serious
16:51any thief
16:53that will attempt to thief again
16:55unless i am not alive
16:57even you
16:59any day you thief i will carry this thing
17:01knock your head
17:03you will die
17:05even the both of you
17:07any day you thief in your school
17:09and i hear it i will run to your school
17:11carry this thing knock you
17:13and i will put iron on your head
17:15and make sure that i burn you alive
17:17since police is not in their work
17:19jungle justice is the only thing that thief deserve
17:21in this country
17:23nonsense we will not hand any thief over to police
17:25we will kill them
17:27who is that
17:29is that in your own
17:31so you have to tell again
17:33is that in your own
17:41hey why are you running
17:43that guy in the store
17:45they have caught him
17:47hey
17:49they have caught your narrative
17:51they have caught your narrative
17:53they have caught your narrative
17:55uncle what do you want to use that tire and do
17:57this is the tire we are going to use
17:59and burn the thief alive
18:01uncle no this is jungle justice
18:03jungle justice
18:05when the thief was stealing
18:07people generator
18:09did you not know that there is jungle justice
18:11when they stole my phone
18:13did you not know that
18:15any day if they steal your phone
18:17you will know that jungle justice is the only justice
18:19that we can get in this country
18:21forever we will kill the thief
18:23we will burn the thief
18:25justice must be done
18:27hey breathe well
18:29jungle justice we will kill the thief
18:31we will burn him alive
18:33hey god
18:35what has uncle Mark told you
18:37hey
18:39uncle David
18:41hey
18:51ah
18:53hi
18:55thief of Jesus
18:57he smashed my bag
18:59somebody help me
19:01my bag
19:03my money
19:05my bag
19:07my bag
19:09my bag
19:11hey sister what happened
19:13my bag
19:15somebody throw your bag
19:17what is going on
19:19hey who is gone
19:21oh my god
19:35this way this way
19:37they went this way
19:49hey
20:15hey
20:17thief
20:19thief
20:21thief
20:23thief
20:25come here
20:27hey
20:29hey
20:31hey
20:33hey
20:35hey
20:37hey
20:39hey
20:41hey
20:43hey
20:45hey
20:47thief
20:49thief
20:51thief
20:53anybody that is running
20:55is a thief
20:57yes
20:59go and retire
21:01jungle justice
21:03jungle justice
21:05wait
21:07wait
21:09please
21:11don't take law into your hand
21:13they are working
21:15they are not paying you
21:17don't
21:19jungle justice is not good
21:21yes
21:23retire
21:25retire
21:27retire
21:29lighter
21:31lighter
21:33lighter
21:35lighter