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00:00The Rizzler, Big Justice, AJ, we're on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
00:06Is this the beginning or the end?
00:07Alright, it is the rundown for Tuesday, October... 30th? 29th?
00:1729th. Halloween's Thursday.
00:20Halloween is Thursday.
00:21So today would be the 29th, because that's two days before Halloween.
00:24Now, let me think about this. Tomorrow...
00:26Do you say Halloween or Halloween?
00:28I say hallo.
00:29Halloween.
00:30I say hallo.
00:31Wait, wait, wait.
00:31You fucked me up and now I don't know how I say it.
00:33How do you say it?
00:34It's Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.
00:36Halloween.
00:37This Thursday's Halloween.
00:38Halloween.
00:39I don't know. Did I land in the middle somewhere?
00:41It's a hollow-ween?
00:42Halloween.
00:43Halloween.
00:44I say hallo.
00:46Happy Halloween.
00:47Tell me happy.
00:48Happy Halloween.
00:49Happy Halloween.
00:49You still say hallo.
00:50I say hallo?
00:51Yeah, I think you do.
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00:55I'm glad we cleared that up.
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00:59Hey, how do you guys say...
01:00Do you say potato or potahto?
01:03Yeah, that is pretty much what we just did.
01:06Say tomato or tomahto.
01:07That is pretty much what we just did.
01:09That's exactly it, actually.
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01:38The crown is yours.
01:40The Yankees assholes in this company.
01:43Oh, they were living good.
01:45They were just marching right into the World Series.
01:48Everything was happy.
01:49They made fun of the Mets fans who lost and now they're down 3-0.
01:53They certainly are.
01:54The Dodgers and Freddie Freeman fucking own them.
01:58Uncompetitive and a must-win game.
02:00Not competitive at all.
02:01And when it comes to a World Series,
02:03I would like to watch the two best teams in baseball.
02:06We're only seeing one.
02:07No.
02:07What do the New York Yankees and Ashley Simpson have in common, guys?
02:12Oh boy, buckle up, Mark.
02:13Buckle up.
02:14This is topical.
02:15Ashley Simpson was last famous like 15 years ago.
02:18They have seen Jessica Simpson naked.
02:20Yes, that's one.
02:21That's one.
02:22Okay, all right.
02:23They haven't had a hit since 2009.
02:25Okay?
02:26Okay.
02:27They're not hitting.
02:28There's no hits.
02:29And they also fell apart in New York once.
02:32She had that SNL debacle with the lip-syncing.
02:35Was that her?
02:36The baseball thing.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:39You know what?
02:39That was my fault.
02:40I didn't laugh properly.
02:41Run it back real quick.
02:42Just do the punchline because the question's already out there.
02:45Okay.
02:46They haven't had a hit since 2009.
02:53The Yankees haven't?
02:54Shit!
02:55I'll be goddamn.
02:56I did Google.
02:57That's the last time they won the World Series.
02:58And they're also not hitting.
02:59I guess what they say is right.
03:01Despite being slow and bad behind the wheel, women can be funny.
03:05Sometimes you just have to repeat the joke and explain it.
03:08Yeah.
03:08That's how you know it's good.
03:10We're having to vamp a little bit because this World Series is nothing.
03:14Freddie Friend is dominating the Yankees.
03:17So the Dodgers did Ice Cube at home.
03:21And the Yankees responded with Fat Joe and Timberlands.
03:25That's not that strong of a move.
03:26East Coast, West Coast Rap Battle is back on.
03:28It's always ended well.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Also, that guy ran slow.
03:33Let's not forget.
03:34Everyone's talking about that.
03:35JaCarlo Stanton.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Second base.
03:36Stanton's still.
03:37They might as well be.
03:38As far as, as far as veneers go, Freddie Freeman.
03:43He's way up there.
03:44Okay.
03:44There's a, there's, I'm just, you know, you say a word.
03:49I just go off on a different path.
03:50But Rex Ryan's on a podcast doing an interview with somebody.
03:55And I've been seeing the clips and it's the most veneer anybody's ever
03:58looked at in their entire.
03:59I've never seen veneers like this.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Rex Ryan is, is, uh, they don't fit.
04:04You could take a still shot of Rex Ryan.
04:06He's on like, get up every morning.
04:07Isn't he on?
04:08I think he's with ESPN and, and you could take a screenshot of him
04:12on television and make it look, you could convince me that you
04:15edited his teeth and like made them 10% bigger.
04:18Roman Reigns, big veneers guy.
04:21I still remember the first, you remember the first set?
04:23Yeah.
04:23Your first pair you ever saw.
04:25Of veneers.
04:26Mine was Regis Philbin on who wants to be a millionaire.
04:28I was stunned.
04:29I'd never seen teeth like that before in my life.
04:31Will Compton.
04:32That's another one.
04:33I was more stunned by them before.
04:34Right.
04:35Well, Freddie Freeman's big time veneer though.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Well, have you heard of eyebrow blindness?
04:40I'm sorry.
04:41It's like eyebrow blindness.
04:42Like women will pluck their eyebrows into crazy shapes or like do the
04:45super dark, like, because they don't realize how ridiculous they don't,
04:48they like become blind to how ridiculous they look.
04:51And I'm not saying these veneers look ridiculous, but I feel like
04:54veneer blindness is becoming a thing because they're getting bigger and
04:56brighter.
04:57Yeah.
04:58It's a whole.
04:58Have you seen my, I have a wild eyebrow.
05:01You can't see yours at all.
05:02Right before I get a haircut.
05:03It just goes, it goes, it goes haywire.
05:05It just goes wherever it wants to go.
05:06That's crazy.
05:07Yeah, that's crazy.
05:09That's fucking crazy.
05:11Holy shit.
05:13God damn.
05:13Okay.
05:14All right.
05:14All right.
05:14I got it.
05:15I got it.
05:16I fucking got it.
05:17Okay.
05:18One thing you should know about me.
05:19My eyebrow will go crazy.
05:21It doesn't give a fuck about that.
05:23That's not what I said.
05:24My eyebrow does not give a fuck about the rules.
05:26Look closely at my, the hairs on my eyebrows.
05:29My eyebrow will jaywalk from time to time.
05:33They did have another, uh, in the world series game last night.
05:36The Yankees did have another moment with John Sterling, uh, incorrectly
05:40calling a home run.
05:41That wasn't a home run.
05:50That camera angle.
05:51Come on.
05:53No.
05:59Aaron judge hit a ball hard to left.
06:01The, the camera operator also thought it was going to be a home run
06:03because he showed the big wide crowd shot for when it goes in and
06:06just, can I, can I, this is, this is not a good take at all, but this
06:10is the, this is the right forum for it.
06:11Um, it's so it's invoked to the clown on fans and announcers and
06:16whoever else for thinking of a pop fly as a home run.
06:18And it's like, you obviously don't know ball.
06:20Yeah.
06:20If you jump out of your seat at a, at a routine fly ball.
06:24Um, I've never had a problem with it, Brandon.
06:26I think, I think thinking every hit as a whole, like when you're at a
06:29baseball game and you're sitting on your ass for nine innings and you're
06:32especially you're watching a Yankees team that can't hit for shit.
06:34As Kate said, since 2009, no hits.
06:36Fuck it.
06:37Like at one brief moment of excitement where you just jump up and you're
06:40like, Oh, is that something?
06:41Guess it's not.
06:41And you sit back down.
06:43I'm okay with it.
06:45Camera angles can be very deceiving.
06:484.3 to 4.3 makes a good point to a good point.
06:55Yeah, I, I don't know.
06:57I think the starting points are to first base.
07:01Um, playoff baseball too, is your asshole is clenched so much that when
07:06you see a launch angle, you see a ball, just get up in the air.
07:10I think you think it's a home run.
07:11You're dying to be excited.
07:12I won't dunk on them too much, but at the same time, when you're a
07:14professional broadcaster and you've seen thousands and thousands and
07:17thousands of, of, uh, pop flies, you would, you would like to think that
07:21guys like that would be able to identify.
07:22I wouldn't dunk on the Royals guy doing this or the Padres guy.
07:25It's, it's absurdly funny when it's the Yankees guy and he does it time
07:28and time again, and he's been doing this for 50 years.
07:31And I think he retired this year.
07:33Didn't he retire in like May and came back because they went to the World
07:36Series, John Sterling, I kind of a dick move to the guy who replaced him.
07:39Isn't it?
07:40I feel like he's retired six times in my lifetime.
07:42Sterling is known to get a little rusty from time to time.
07:47Sterling silver, sterling, rusty, um, Kate, maybe set the next couple of
07:54plays out.
07:55Okay.
07:57Just, just, just, you don't have to take every shot.
08:00Let's let's get those shots in the flow of the offense.
08:02Okay.
08:02It's a metal that over time, there was, there was, there was, there was 14
08:06seconds.
08:06Okay.
08:07Let's work the offense.
08:07Let's work the ball around.
08:08You got a hand in your face.
08:09I mean, it's not, we understand it's a shot you could make, but we've seen
08:12you make it a practice, but it's just like other people are open.
08:15I thought it was going to be a home run.
08:16It was just a pop fly.
08:17I guess I called it wrong.
08:20Um, the Steelers and the Giants and Monday night football, uh, all I ever
08:25think about when I watch a football game is, you know, it's, it's, it's
08:28like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's
08:31like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's
08:34Uh, all I ever think about when I watch the Giants, I think this is what
08:37everybody thinks about is they're paying Daniel Jones a whole lot of money to
08:40be very, very, very, very, very, very average.
08:43Yeah.
08:43And we did have the nice round where I think last night, the, uh, the, the
08:47Giants, the Knicks, the Giants, Knicks and Yankees all lost on a Monday.
08:51Oh, really?
08:52Yeah.
08:52That's kind of like, uh, when the Dodgers, Lakers and USC football all
08:56won on the same night for the first time.
08:57Yeah.
08:58But it's not because it just happened a couple of days ago.
09:00They lost though.
09:01Oh, but the, the New York loss.
09:03Right.
09:04It's not like that.
09:05Cause it's not, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's actually the exact opposite.
09:08Now that I hear you say it out loud, it's actually the exact opposite of what I
09:11said.
09:11Um, Oh, TJ Y he's a ball player, huh?
09:14Yeah.
09:14Yes.
09:14Jerry was the first row with a sussy for rusty side.
09:17Yeah.
09:17People saw him on TV.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I'll be goddamn.
09:21Yeah.
09:22How about that?
09:23Two point conversion bros.
09:25It's good.
09:26What was your favorite part of it?
09:27It was embarrassing.
09:28Uh, Brian, the ball's supposed to go into end zone.
09:34Am I right?
09:34That was bad.
09:34Okay.
09:35You know what?
09:35You got the green light, you can shoot.
09:38Um, speaking of green lights, Giselle's pregnant.
09:44She's pregnant.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yep.
09:45She gave the green light to somebody's penis.
09:47Oh yeah.
09:48I didn't realize she got remarried.
09:49Uh, she, well, uh, we're not Mississippi or India.
09:52Oh, nothing wrong with that.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Wow.
09:54No.
09:55I, for one,
09:58apparently yikes.
09:59The rules just are out the window with these women.
10:03These days kid is screwed.
10:06Unbelievable.
10:07Just out there jumping on all sorts of dicks, throwing out kids.
10:10It doesn't matter.
10:11Nobody cares anymore.
10:12Nobody has any values.
10:13The Lord is going to be upset when he hears about this.
10:16I would never do that.
10:17So Giselle pregnant, uh, L for Tom Brady or nothing for Tom Brady.
10:23What do you think, Kate?
10:24You've got opinions.
10:25I do.
10:26I thought, oh, he'll be fine.
10:28And then did you guys see his Instagram story this morning?
10:30What was his Instagram story?
10:31I'll show you right now.
10:32I don't often look.
10:33I'm not Casey Smith.
10:34I don't often look at Tom Brady's Instagram story.
10:37That wasn't even an insult.
10:38She, I'm sure she did.
10:39Oh, mirror in the sky.
10:41Oh, it's just a,
10:41What is love?
10:42He's playing landslide.
10:44I've been afraid of changing.
10:47She's doing song lyrics on the Instagram story.
10:49Wow.
10:50He had song lyrics.
10:51That's landslide by the Dixie chicks.
10:53Landslide by the Dixie chicks.
10:54The chicks.
10:55With a sun setting.
10:57The chicks.
10:58I think that means an era in his life is over and he's reflecting.
11:01He's sad.
11:02Wasn't it already over?
11:03She had to get impregnated to end it?
11:04I thought they were divorced.
11:05Was that like the buzzer?
11:06I think he always thinks there's a chance.
11:09I think he thought maybe.
11:11Was it?
11:11Well, he shouldn't give up now.
11:13Correct me if I'm wrong.
11:13Wasn't it just basically like, Gisele was like, Tom, you're 45 years old.
11:17All I want is you to just stop playing football now that you've won seven
11:21Super Bowls?
11:21No.
11:22He was like, no, I don't want to do that.
11:24And then he came back for one year.
11:26Yeah.
11:26And then she just went off and got jiu-jitsu'd.
11:28And then he.
11:30And I will say.
11:30Is this the jiu-jitsu guy?
11:32Getting like cucked by the karate instructor is like such a classic way
11:36to go down.
11:37That's.
11:37Yeah.
11:38You know.
11:39Well, no, I haven't.
11:40Well.
11:41It's not a karate instructor.
11:43It's.
11:44Krav Maga.
11:44I'm getting.
11:45I'm.
11:45I think I'm currently getting cucked by many, many.
11:47Okay.
11:48Many occupations.
11:49Okay.
11:50There's a plumber in there.
11:51I think there's a carpenter.
11:53There's a grocery store clerk.
11:55The youth pastor.
11:55Keep an eye on him.
11:56There's a youth pastor and a pastor.
11:59It's a pastor.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Anus podcaster.
12:01Both of them.
12:02Yeah.
12:02There's an anus podcaster.
12:03Yeah.
12:04It's a lot going on.
12:05Okay.
12:07Anyway, Giselle had a baby and last night.
12:10Not she didn't have a baby yet.
12:11She didn't have a baby.
12:11She's due in the spring.
12:12She's about five to six months along.
12:14Get it right, guys.
12:14Well, that doesn't.
12:16Nothing you just said made sense because the spring is more than.
12:19If she's six months along, she only has three months left.
12:21She has three months left.
12:23That's still winter time.
12:24That would be January.
12:25I suck at math.
12:27Okay.
12:27I did.
12:28I count.
12:28I'm like, she's six months and I counted another six months.
12:30So I assumed that was a year that you're pregnant.
12:32Is the guy, is the new man, is he attractive?
12:36Is he an attractive fellow?
12:37He's an attractive man.
12:38He's very attractive.
12:39You would lay with him?
12:40A hundred percent.
12:42If you will have me, I'm available.
12:45Waiting to hear.
12:48Biggest news of the day.
12:50The Rizzler, Big Justice, AJ.
12:54We're on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
12:56Huge.
12:57This is massive.
12:58Huge break for Jimmy Fallon, obviously.
13:02I think his show's going to get a big bump now.
13:04And Jimmy Fallon likes bumps.
13:05So he will be very excited about that.
13:08Now, I work at a company where these infants that we work with,
13:12just, these are the biggest celebrities in the world to them.
13:15The Rizzler and Big Justice.
13:17They're the biggest fucking celebrities in the world.
13:19I shook hands with AJ and it was fine.
13:20I thought they, you know, I liked that they were doing father
13:23and son stuff.
13:24It was great.
13:25But I can't, I can't remember.
13:28What do they get famous for?
13:29What do they eat, Mark?
13:30They eat a double-double-double-double-double.
13:34They eat a chicken bake.
13:36But the other thing they would get is the double-double-double-double-double.
13:41And that's really what put them over.
13:43I think last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon had a double-double-double-double-double.
13:49I can't remember.
13:50I think he gave it five booms.
13:52No shit.
13:53Five booms.
13:53No shit.
13:54Yeah.
13:54But that's also a little peer pressure.
13:56If they're standing behind you and they give you a...
13:58Yeah.
14:01A double-double-double-double-double.
14:03You almost have to, you almost have to give it five booms.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Is this the beginning or the end?
14:08This is beginning of the end of society.
14:13Of their stature.
14:17And this is just the beginning.
14:18Is this their peak or is this them launching to another level?
14:22So I think, I think puberty is going to be interesting for two reasons.
14:25Number one, will we as a public decide we've had enough when the, when the Rizzler gets taller than like three foot tall?
14:33You know?
14:34He seems in a chair.
14:35He was so petite in the chair.
14:37When the Rizzler's like...
14:38He's not that small, is he?
14:39When he's like driving to high school, will it still be funny for us?
14:43And also will it be fun for them when they discover girls?
14:47Like when they...
14:48I think it will be very fun for them when they discover it because they're famous.
14:51They keep doing it, you think?
14:52Well, they're famous and I think the girls are just...
14:54Yeah, that's true.
14:55That's true.
14:56You know, girls are stupid.
14:57But like, will Big Justice want to make TikToks with his dad when...
15:01When he's 17 and like, there's, there's, there's pussy on the agenda?
15:05Yeah, yeah.
15:06He gets his first taste of pussy.
15:07Is he going to be like...
15:09Boom!
15:10Yeah, yeah.
15:11I don't know.
15:12I give that pussy five booms!
15:13But we don't have to worry about that for real.
15:15I give that pussy a big doom!
15:18Doom!
15:20That would destroy me.
15:21Kathleen, you get a doom!
15:25Kathleen from the bonfire, you get a doom!
15:29That pussy is one doom on the doom-o-meter!
15:32Jennifer in the back of my dad's Mustang, you get a boom!
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16:10Well, after show...
16:12What's it say on the, what's it say on the sheet?
16:14We might have had...
16:15Hmm.
16:16Monday at Barstool Sports might have had a high point or a low point.
16:20It might have been the worst thing you ever watched, or if you were super invested,
16:23maybe it was the best thing you ever watched.
16:25I don't know.
16:26But the trial for Tate happened yesterday.
16:29I don't...
16:31I think it's best that that thing happened and everybody goes back to their corner now.
16:36We get Tate back in Chicago.
16:37New York has to go back to doing whatever they were doing.
16:40I don't know who won yesterday.
16:43It's, it was interesting to watch content that within five seconds,
16:46everybody involved in the content realized this is a bad idea.
16:50Yes.
16:51And it made me wonder what it would have been like.
16:53Like, what was it like for you when QuickPic started?
16:55Like, when you, what do you realize?
16:59Well...
16:59Five minutes, like just immediately, you're just like, ah, fuck.
17:02There's several...
17:03On paper, this wasn't the worst idea, but now here we are.
17:05I would like to go revisit the last five years of my career here.
17:09Now that I know we can't be mean to each other.
17:11Right.
17:11Because there's some shit y'all got to pay for.
17:14Y'all, y'all said some fucked up shit to me and y'all done some fucked up shit to me.
17:18I did some fucked up shit to other people.
17:19So if we're not being mean, we need to revisit some...
17:22That's not what we do at this company.
17:23I've been handed out.
17:24But whatever.
17:25Nate comes out, does his little speech and everybody's...
17:29I don't know.
17:29Gotta...
17:31I think it got too real at one point.
17:33It was, it was a tough watch.
17:34Yeah, it was tough.
17:35It was very uncomfortable.
17:36I think you said, was it the best or worst?
17:38I agree with Fights when he said, this is the gayest thing we've ever done as a company.
17:42And I've made out with Pat, he said.
17:45So, I gotta go.
17:47That was, yeah.
17:49Now, it's done.
17:50It's over.
17:50It's, let's everybody move on.
17:52I don't want to dredge up bullshit, but I do just have to ask the question.
17:55Do we want Tate in the Chicago office?
17:56Should we vote as a Chicago office for Tate?
17:58Do we want...
17:59Because like, we were all talking while he was in New York.
18:01We were like, this is awesome.
18:02This is awesome.
18:03Right.
18:03This is our opportunity to get rid of him.
18:06Should we do a vote to see if we want him?
18:10I don't, I don't know.
18:10I don't know.
18:11If we are doing office-wide votes.
18:14Yeah.
18:14And we should be able to like, pluck a couple of theirs, right?
18:17That's what I thought.
18:18I think we should start a limbo office somewhere in Ohio, like Terre Haute.
18:21Oh, and we stash the people that are on the...
18:24And we make the bar get lower and lower.
18:26Yeah.
18:26And beautiful Terre Haute, Ohio.
18:28We'll say, we'll come for you eventually.
18:29We're coming.
18:30Yeah.
18:30They have to bend backwards as they walk under the bar to get into the Chicago, New York office.
18:37Limbo is a thing that I've always seen on TV.
18:40And I don't think really exists out in real life that much.
18:42Maybe there's a party somewhere that has a limbo bar.
18:44But this is not as ubiquitous as TV would have you feel like it is.
18:47It's been a long time.
18:48Preschool?
18:50Should we limbo in the Yak?
18:52Do a limbo.
18:53Although I would probably die.
18:54Yeah.
18:55They'd kill me.
18:55I don't know how to...
18:57Is there like a strategy?
18:58Is there like a...
18:59I think going to the bar.
19:00Have you seen the lady on roller skates who can go under the car?
19:03She roller skates under a normal-ass car.
19:06Really?
19:06She like bends backwards on her roller skates and like goes right under it.
19:09It's crazy.
19:11But roller skates...
19:12I'd like to put that part of the rundown out without sound.
19:16So people can just see what you did.
19:17And I'd like for them to guess what you were...
19:20Guess the topic.
19:20What you were talking about.
19:22Anyone who gets limbo on roller skates...
19:26But...
19:28Tate's coming back to Chicago.
19:29Yep.
19:29New York's going back to New York.
19:31Everybody go back to their corners.
19:33It's over.
19:33Right?
19:34It's over.
19:34Round one is over.
19:36Oh, it's over.
19:38It's over.
19:38Got it.
19:39Got it.
19:39All this over just fucking Tate.
19:41For Tate.
19:41For fucking Tate.
19:42For fucking Tate, dude.
19:43For Tate.
19:44Whatever.
19:45All right.
19:45Yeah.
19:46For Tate.
19:47For fucking Tate.
19:48For Tate, dude.
19:51Is that it?
19:52Yeah.
19:52Do you want to go out on a...
19:53I successfully got through that topic without saying something that's going to make New York mad at me.
19:57So we should probably end it now.
19:59Yeah.
19:59Tate, you want to do like a heat check on the way out?
20:01Yeah.
20:02Do a heat check.
20:02Yeah.
20:03This is like...
20:04This is like a...
20:04It's like fucking senior night and we're up by 27 and there's a minute left.
20:09Get a shot up, Tate.
20:09And we're like, you know what?
20:10We're going to see Tate score.
20:11And then we pass it to Tate and we tell the defense, we're like, come on, come on, come on.
20:15And we kind of like scoot him back.
20:17And now she's traveling to the basket.
20:18What topic set up do you want?
20:19No one...
20:20The refs aren't calling the travel and she's right underneath the basket.
20:23So Tate's going to be back in Chicago.
20:25He no longer has to go to New York.
20:28Damn.
20:30Okay.
20:30All right.
20:31Giselle's pregnant.
20:34It's...
20:34All right.
20:35Hold on.
20:35Hold on.
20:36She's frozen.
20:36It's nice to see a skinny supermodel have a bun in the oven.
20:39No.
20:40Okay.
20:40That wasn't it.
20:41All right.
20:41Um...
20:42God.
20:43The Rizzler...
20:44The Rizzler was on the Tonight Show and Big Justice was there too.
20:47They're going to fuck so many chicks later when they're older.
20:52Okay.
20:53We just got the rebound.
20:53And now we're...
20:55Now the whole student body is standing under the basket.
20:58Catching the ball.
20:59Handing it back to her.
21:02The clock has been at zeroes for three minutes now.
21:04But...
21:05I'm sweating.
21:05We're not leaving.
21:06We're not leaving.
21:07Okay.
21:08Come on.
21:08We're not fucking leaving.
21:09Give me a topic.
21:10Give me a topic.
21:11Um...
21:12How about that joke from Tony Hinchcliffe on the political thing?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Yeah.
21:16Puerto Ricans are bad.
21:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:20No, no.
21:20No.
21:21No.
21:21No.
21:22Fucking...
21:22No.
21:23Puerto Ricans.
21:23Uh...
21:24Um...
21:25Tony...
21:26Killed Tony.
21:27Looks like he killed himself.
21:29Killed Tony.
21:30Killed...
21:30Tony got killed.
21:31Yeah.
21:32Good job.
21:32Good job.
21:33Good job.
21:34Woohoo!
21:35All right.
21:37Woo.
21:37Thanks, guys.