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00:00 Maybe the site's down or something?
00:01 I don't know.
00:02 - Great fucking question.
00:04 See you later.
00:04 (upbeat music)
00:07 - Welcome to the Rundown.
00:11 Today is August 17th, 2023.
00:14 It's presented by, pardon my cheese stick.
00:16 You just gave me the weirdest look, John Rich,
00:17 'cause I could have a wrong date on purpose.
00:20 You just went to like the shadow realm.
00:22 - I was trying to tell how insanely wrong you were,
00:25 or if you were just trolling us.
00:26 - You just went straight, no, that's part,
00:27 that's a tradition of the Rundown,
00:28 is to get the wrong date.
00:29 Is it not?
00:30 - It's important.
00:31 - Yeah, it's usually a little closer than that.
00:32 If you would have gone like--
00:33 - A little different mouth was too much?
00:35 - Yeah, because then we know you're,
00:36 oh, I guess I didn't know you're joking.
00:37 - Okay, yeah.
00:38 You looked at me like I had 15 heads.
00:40 - I did.
00:41 - That's quite a look.
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01:06 We all love pardon my cheese steak.
01:07 I like when they have the truck outside.
01:08 Something about a food, like that little cart or whatever.
01:10 - Yeah, you're getting it fresh.
01:12 - Yeah, exactly. - Fresh off the grill.
01:13 - Something that's a little heartwarming about that.
01:15 I also just love cheese steaks though, so.
01:17 Yeah, it's just a me thing.
01:17 You guys are much skinnier than me for this reason.
01:19 - Cheese steaks are great.
01:20 I feel like that was my dad's cheese steaks.
01:22 It was cheese steak night.
01:23 - I loved him.
01:24 You couldn't make a mistake.
01:25 - Pardon me.
01:26 - Regular cheese.
01:27 I don't like real cheese.
01:28 I don't like a cheese whiz.
01:29 - I like American cheese.
01:31 I'm a disgusting freak for that.
01:32 - The chopped cheese in New York
01:34 is essentially just a cheese steak?
01:36 - It's a hamburger.
01:37 That's hamburger meat.
01:37 So cheese steak I believe is a different type of beef.
01:41 But they just do,
01:42 like literally put two hamburger patties down
01:43 and just chop it the fuck up
01:44 and throw American cheese on it.
01:45 - Okay, that does not sound as good.
01:47 - Yeah.
01:48 First topic of the day.
01:49 Broncos head coach Sean Payton said
01:51 that Nathaniel Hackett's coaching job in Denver
01:53 might have been the worst coaching job
01:54 in the history of the NFL.
01:56 He said, "I'm gonna knock,
01:57 "he also said he's gonna be pissed
01:58 "if he's not on a playoff team."
01:59 Which, just to let you know Sean Payton,
02:01 you are in the AFC.
02:03 You are in the AFC,
02:03 which means you'll be fighting in a absolute and total war
02:07 with about six other teams to get a wild card spot.
02:10 You're not in the NFC anymore.
02:11 This is gonna be a real fucking hard time.
02:13 So don't set your expectations that high,
02:15 especially with the Broncos
02:16 who have one good position group in their entire team.
02:20 Then that's their secondary.
02:21 - I feel like you've gotta say this,
02:24 but I love that he came out and said
02:26 it was one of the worst coaching jobs.
02:27 - The shitting on.
02:28 - 'Cause he could've been like--
02:29 - Throwing him out of the bar.
02:30 - Yeah, he could've had his brother,
02:32 his coaching brother's back and been like,
02:33 "Oh no, he tried his best."
02:35 But I mean, if you remember like week one,
02:36 there was the, he sent the field goal unit on.
02:39 - Yeah.
02:40 - And if you're watching the Manning cast,
02:40 like Peyton Manning was just freaking out.
02:42 He's like, he called timeout
02:44 and kicked like a 64 yard field goal,
02:46 which is like the second longest field goal in NFL history.
02:48 - Yeah.
02:49 - Instead of going for it on fourth down.
02:50 Insane.
02:51 And that was week one.
02:53 That set the tone for his entire time there.
02:57 - Exactly.
02:58 - Do we think Aaron Rodgers is fucked
02:59 with Nathaniel Hackett now being
03:00 the offensive coordinator for the Jets?
03:02 - He won MVP with him in Green Bay,
03:03 so I guess it kind of must work in a degree.
03:06 But also they are going to play each other this year,
03:08 the Broncos and the Jets.
03:09 So maybe a little revenge match?
03:11 - Yeah, he's got a chip on his shoulder.
03:15 - Exactly.
03:16 - He will have a chip on his shoulder for sure.
03:17 - And they're gonna have an interesting matchup too,
03:18 because the Jets, they're just gonna be like Garrett Wilson
03:20 and I can't even name another receiver on their team.
03:24 'Cause they dumped Elijah Moore,
03:25 they got someone else, right?
03:28 - Yeah, I don't know.
03:29 - The Jets right now?
03:30 - Yeah.
03:31 - They just traded what, Mims?
03:31 - Mims.
03:32 - Mims?
03:33 - No, he was on--
03:34 - Like a six rounder?
03:36 - John Rich.
03:36 But yeah, they're gonna be going up
03:37 against a very good secondary in Denver.
03:38 They've been consistently one of the best defenses
03:40 in the league.
03:41 But I feel I'm not a Sean Payton guy.
03:43 He was linked to the Chargers forever.
03:45 I was never into him.
03:46 I don't know, and I think that he might not be the guy
03:49 that's going to bring them to the next level.
03:51 - Yeah, I feel like since he has Russell Wilson,
03:55 he might be able to do it.
03:56 I feel like Sean Payton's kind of like a Bill Belichick,
03:58 where it's like, if he doesn't have that elite quarterback,
04:01 like, you know what I mean?
04:02 'Cause Sean Payton, yeah, Sean Payton
04:06 didn't really do anything without Breeze.
04:08 - No, not at all.
04:09 - Yeah.
04:10 - It's gonna be very--
04:11 - It's tough if you don't have your franchise quarterback.
04:13 - Yeah, I like it though.
04:14 I do like that if we were to go into an era
04:16 of coaches shitting on each other in general,
04:17 because if I was able to just see people dump
04:20 on Brandon Staley, I would be ecstatic,
04:23 especially towards the end of last year
04:24 for some of his decisions,
04:25 or just going after all the bad coaches,
04:26 'cause it feels like there was a lot last year.
04:28 Some really weird,
04:29 he and Tannehawken stuff are at the top of that list,
04:31 but there are some really weird bozo choices
04:33 by coaches throughout the league.
04:36 - Were you thinking of McCole Hardman?
04:39 - McCole Hardman's on the chats now?
04:40 - It appears so, yes.
04:41 - Speedster, all right, good for him.
04:42 - Ty Johnson, running back.
04:44 - Yeah, that was--
04:44 - Corey Davis, too.
04:45 - Corey Davis, yeah, sure.
04:46 I don't think that's who I was thinking of,
04:48 but you could throw him on there.
04:49 - Topper two.
04:51 - Yeah, we got the Angels have decided
04:53 they're not going to be trading Shoai Otani,
04:55 and they instead inquired Giolito and Lopez
04:57 from the White Sox.
04:58 We'll get Hubs in here,
04:59 a more baseball-heavy person to kind of talk about this.
05:01 It is bizarre for them to be buying.
05:04 - What are the chances he stays next season?
05:06 Like, is there a percentage on that?
05:08 Do we know?
05:09 - I don't know, that's a very good question.
05:11 I mean--
05:11 - Is that a Hubs question?
05:12 - If Otani leaves after this season,
05:14 I feel like they're not gonna go anywhere,
05:16 so why wouldn't he want to?
05:17 But they also have so many rumors going back and forth
05:20 about whether he's going to the West Coast or not.
05:21 - What's up?
05:22 - Otani staying and the Angels buying.
05:24 Dumb or smart?
05:26 - Insanely dumb, but also hilarious to watch unfold.
05:29 - Yeah.
05:30 - 'Cause for the last month,
05:31 he actually almost just got hurt, by the way.
05:33 - Just right now?
05:34 - All the trainers came out to check on him at first base,
05:36 but he's okay.
05:38 For the last month, it was kind of a foregone conclusion.
05:40 All right, they're gonna trade him.
05:41 Trout's out 'til September.
05:44 They have to get their haul.
05:45 And then last night, they were like,
05:46 well, a little before midnight,
05:49 Verducci comes out and was like,
05:50 they're not trading him.
05:51 Everyone's like, ah, that 'cause, you know,
05:53 people say, owners say they're gonna--
05:54 - Negotiating tactic.
05:55 - Right.
05:56 And then a few hours later,
05:57 they go out and buy Lucas Gilito and Renato Lopez.
06:00 So they're now going for it,
06:02 despite being four games back of the last wallet card spot.
06:05 They have two teams in front of them to even hop,
06:06 to even get there, would be the Yankees or Red Sox,
06:08 who are getting healthier and better by the moment.
06:12 The Angels are without Trout 'til probably like,
06:14 late August, early September.
06:16 And they have the sixth hardest schedule left in baseball.
06:20 And even if they make the playoffs somehow, some way,
06:23 he's still probably leaving.
06:25 So no matter what,
06:26 they're gonna be stuck just absolutely fucked,
06:29 now without two of their top three prospects in the system.
06:32 And that's it.
06:34 So yeah, realistically, they should have traded him,
06:36 or traded him away,
06:38 or traded for these guys last deadline.
06:40 So you have like a year and a half to get,
06:42 you know, as much as you can.
06:44 - Now it's do or die without the second best player
06:45 in the team, who also happens to be one of the best players
06:47 in baseball.
06:48 - Right, who was having a down year a bit,
06:50 but he's still Mike Trout.
06:52 Yeah, they're in a really bad spot.
06:54 And I do like see it from a sense of like, at this point,
06:58 fuck it, we have Otani,
06:59 we're gonna get a lot of tickets here.
07:01 Let's just go for it and make a spectacle out of it.
07:03 But come November, they're gonna be really sad.
07:07 'Cause he's not going back there.
07:08 - Maybe he gave the Angels his word that he's coming back.
07:11 - If that's the case.
07:12 - That's historically not worked well.
07:14 - I don't know about that.
07:14 He's gonna be a Dodger.
07:15 - That's the catch thing about Carl's.
07:16 - He's realistically gonna be a Dodger.
07:17 - Well, yeah.
07:18 - That was, if--
07:19 - Dodger?
07:20 - The growing sense is like,
07:22 if he gets the free agency as an Angel, he goes to LA,
07:26 the only chance for him not being a Dodger
07:28 would be if he got traded to a contender
07:29 and then fell in love with that contender
07:31 over the next two months.
07:32 And then he'd be like, oh, like this place is pretty cool.
07:34 Like I didn't really know about this place.
07:36 Kind of feels like he's just gonna be a Dodger.
07:37 - Which had to have been at every MLB stadium
07:39 at this point, he has to have a real vibe at the--
07:41 - Well, a little different when you like,
07:43 you can come to New York and spend a weekend here,
07:46 but then you spend two and a half months here
07:47 and you're like, well, that's actually,
07:48 this is cool, like the fans--
07:49 - It's usually the opposite out of it.
07:50 - Yeah.
07:51 - Yeah.
07:52 - I used to only come here for one weekend.
07:54 I was like, this is the best place on earth.
07:55 - Energy, it's so amazing.
07:57 - That's fair, but also--
07:58 - I was trying to like that too, yeah.
08:00 - The Yankee Stadium cooking is pretty good.
08:02 So like, you fall in love with that.
08:04 So I don't know, that would be the only way
08:06 I see he not being a Dodger.
08:07 And I feel like now it's just gonna happen
08:08 and the Angels are gonna be screwed,
08:09 but hey, they have a little bit of a playoff.
08:12 I think it's 15%, they have a playoff opportunity, right?
08:14 - How many percentage points do you think
08:15 they went up by acquiring Giledo and Lopez?
08:18 - See, that's the thing, it's like,
08:19 those guys don't like move the,
08:20 Giledo's good, he's gonna be like their number two
08:22 and Lopez is a good reliever, but like,
08:24 at this point, I said this in my blog, like,
08:26 okay, you trade your number two and three,
08:27 you're clearly just going for broke here.
08:29 Literally trade every prospect you have now
08:32 from now until the deadline and just try
08:34 and acquire as many good players as you can
08:36 because why hold back?
08:37 You already made, you're already like dug in here,
08:39 you're gonna make your dumb decision no matter what,
08:41 just go for it.
08:42 - Exactly, it's a weird like half measure,
08:44 you know what I mean?
08:44 - Go for it, don't hold back, so,
08:46 and I think they're like in on Candelaria
08:49 from the Nationals, who's another solid bat,
08:51 yeah, but like, they need to do more at this point
08:52 because they have a lot of teams to hop.
08:55 In the head of them, the Rays, the Astros, the Blue Jays,
08:57 who all aren't going anywhere,
08:59 and the Yankees and Red Sox.
09:00 - Yeah.
09:01 - And they have to beat out a bunch of those teams.
09:02 - And then you need to win their playoffs too,
09:02 so that's making it--
09:03 - Right, and that's the thing, like,
09:04 as I said before, like, even if they make the playoffs,
09:06 he's still probably leaving.
09:08 If they win the World Series, I think he'd probably still,
09:09 like, do you think earnestly he would stay?
09:12 With the amount of money--
09:13 - World Series, yeah, but like, how are we getting there?
09:15 - Could other teams offer him more money than the Angels?
09:18 - Yeah, that's the other thing,
09:19 I guess maybe Art Moreno is like,
09:21 I'm just gonna offer him a billion dollars.
09:22 - Yeah.
09:23 - He's an idiot though, so I wouldn't,
09:25 the Angels, if you assume they're gonna do the right thing,
09:27 that's idiotic, they're gonna do the wrong thing.
09:29 - Or if you ever assume a player's gonna do the right thing,
09:31 that's usually not smart either.
09:32 - Right, he's loyal, like, I do think like,
09:34 he'll consider them, 'cause I think he's a respectable,
09:37 but like, I don't think, like,
09:38 it's just better winning opportunities elsewhere.
09:40 - Well, that's been Otani talk,
09:42 I feel like we've been begging for him
09:43 to get onto the Yankees for a very long time,
09:44 and we started rumors about that in this office,
09:47 that he was locked to go to the Yankees,
09:48 and that obviously didn't happen, damn shame.
09:51 Congress heard from three retired Air Force members,
09:53 and they testified about how UFOs
09:55 and non-human biologics do exist.
09:58 They said that biologics of non-human origin
10:00 were discovered in crashed UFOs,
10:01 they met with a member of a flight crew
10:02 that took an image of something
10:03 that they are not able to attach to any human capability,
10:06 the picture was four aircrafts with a diamond formation,
10:08 when the pilot went to check on the formation,
10:10 he saw an orb of non-human capability,
10:12 God, I think of a better term than that, dudes,
10:14 I mean, come on, fellas.
10:15 When he approached it, the radar went down,
10:18 and they said that funds meant for other areas
10:19 were misappropriated to be used for UFO and alien research.
10:22 One of us here has been to the, I believe,
10:26 did you go to Area 51, or that general area?
10:28 - Two of us. - Both of us.
10:29 - Both of us. - Holy shit, yeah.
10:30 - Yeah. - I was about to say,
10:31 I was like, I didn't know if that was just you
10:32 in the Vegas tunnels, or-- - Yeah.
10:33 - No, yeah, we did the Vegas tunnels,
10:35 and then the Area 51 raid.
10:37 - The Area 51 raid was the biggest dud of all time.
10:41 Like, it was supposed to be this massive, like, festival,
10:43 music festival, and it was--
10:46 - Yeah, it was just a lot of, like, meme lords.
10:48 - Yeah, yeah, like, I know Riley Reid was there, I saw.
10:51 - Everybody doing the, like, Naruto run, back and forth,
10:54 a lot of people just there on shrooms.
10:56 - Yeah. - Including me.
10:57 - Including you, I was gonna say, I remember one of you.
10:59 - But yeah, like, we went out to the gates of Area 51
11:02 at, like, four in the morning, which is, they're like,
11:04 we're gonna do the raid now, and it was just, like,
11:06 a bunch of people dressed like aliens,
11:08 and, like, four guards standing at the gate,
11:10 being like, we will shoot you if you cross the line.
11:14 - Were they, like, worried or concerned at all?
11:16 - No, the guards were kinda laughing about it.
11:19 And apparently, Area 51's, like, the size of Rhode Island.
11:22 Like, it's, like, enormous. - Really?
11:24 - So, if you somehow manage to sneak into Area 51,
11:28 and they do have something there,
11:29 the chances of you finding it are slim to none.
11:32 - But also, then, the chances of them finding you,
11:34 if it's that much area to cover.
11:35 - Yes, yes.
11:36 Oh, and actually, so, I'm sure you'll notice
11:39 I'm not wearing shades for the first time on the rundown.
11:42 I was originally doxed by ancient aliens.
11:45 - Really?
11:46 - While we were there.
11:47 So, I was there, like, four in the morning
11:49 on a plethora of substances,
11:51 and then ancient aliens came up.
11:53 They're like, oh, do you wanna be in the show?
11:54 We're just, like, talking to people.
11:56 And I was like, yeah, can I, like, wear my shades?
11:58 And they were like, well, you're not gonna make the show
12:01 if you wear the shades.
12:01 So, I didn't wear 'em, and, like,
12:05 I totally forgot about it,
12:07 'cause I was hammered at the time.
12:08 And then, maybe, like, five months later,
12:10 everyone was hitting me up in the DMs,
12:12 being like, is this you?
12:14 And it's just a fully doxed,
12:15 it's got my full name, my hometown.
12:17 - Jesus Christ.
12:18 - And in the clip, I seem surprisingly sober, so I--
12:21 - Oh, we need to find this clip.
12:22 Does this clip exist in the wild?
12:24 - Yeah, you'll, I mean,
12:26 you'll at least be able to find the screenshot.
12:29 - Yeah.
12:30 - You probably don't have the rights to put it on the run.
12:32 - But, yeah, so I've always wanted to write a blog,
12:34 being like, I got doxed by ancient aliens.
12:36 - There he is.
12:37 - Oh, shit, yes.
12:38 - Oh, damn.
12:39 - Well, I'm doxed out on ancient aliens.
12:42 I don't know if it's the full clip, but--
12:44 - It's so funny.
12:45 - Man, yeah.
12:46 - I like how the barstool writer was, like, looking at it
12:48 and just being, like, dissecting every bit of that image,
12:50 I'm sure, to see if it was you,
12:51 even though you have a giant fucking barstool emblem
12:53 right on your chest.
12:54 - Yep, me and Viv's almost gotten a fight.
12:56 Well, not an actual fight, it was more with me
12:58 and Chef Donnie, 'cause we had, like, driven out there
13:01 at, like, three in the morning, and then we're like,
13:03 all right, I was like, I'm gonna go and check out the scene.
13:07 You guys just meet me there at, like, four,
13:10 'cause that's when the raid is supposed to happen,
13:11 and then Viv's and Donnie just fell asleep in the car,
13:14 and I was just, like, at the gate all alone.
13:17 - Yeah, I was also, this was the first time
13:19 I'd ever done acid.
13:21 - Yeah.
13:21 - And Donnie gave me half, and I was like,
13:24 Donnie gave me half, and then 30 minutes later,
13:26 I was like, this is awesome, I feel so good.
13:28 I'll do the other half now, and that was not a good idea.
13:31 So I was not in, I wasn't in a good spot.
13:35 - Yeah.
13:36 - And I was still at the gate, like,
13:37 trying to talk to people.
13:39 It wasn't good.
13:40 - Yeah, also, like, you can't do just sweating your ass off.
13:42 That can't be great.
13:42 Although, I guess it was nighttime?
13:43 - It was nighttime.
13:44 It was actually, yeah, it was freezing, yeah.
13:47 In that clip, Donnie's nose is, like, very red,
13:50 not from any drugs, it's from the windburn.
13:52 - Yeah, yeah.
13:53 - The disgusting air.
13:53 I just saw you pulling on a guy's nipple chain,
13:55 or nipple ring.
13:56 But, yeah, so non-human biologics.
13:58 I mean, I would love for that to mean aliens,
14:02 or, like, interdimensional beings.
14:05 I mean, that could also be a cat.
14:06 - Yeah.
14:08 - But if they found those biologics in the UFO,
14:11 then you would assume they belonged to, like,
14:13 whoever was piloting the UFO.
14:15 - Mm-hmm.
14:16 Yeah, I don't know, I've always lived in aliens.
14:17 I feel like it's almost arrogant to think
14:18 that we would be the only species alive
14:21 in the entire endless billions and billions of planets.
14:23 Like, we can't be the only ones, so.
14:26 They're kinda cool.
14:27 - I mean, it'd be awesome.
14:28 - Yeah.
14:29 - I would assume all of us are gonna be alive
14:30 for at least another 30 years,
14:32 and hopefully in that time we get definitive proof.
14:35 - Mm-hmm.
14:35 - Of whether, I mean, also,
14:37 they said they've seen UFOs coming out of the water.
14:39 Like, this is--
14:40 - That I don't like, really hate that.
14:41 - Unknown species that, like,
14:43 lives in the Marianas Trench, or--
14:45 - Yeah, that scares me more,
14:47 them coming out of the water than them coming from space.
14:49 - Yeah, a lot of beers and more.
14:50 - They've been here the whole time.
14:51 - Or, like, kaijus in Pacific War.
14:52 - Yeah, I think, yeah, it could be interdimensional beings.
14:55 Also, it could be, like, future humans
14:58 who have developed the technology to time travel,
15:00 and they've sent, like, AI back--
15:02 - They went back in time,
15:03 and they tried to stop a certain livestream
15:04 from airing at five in the morning.
15:06 - Yeah, yeah.
15:07 - That's the only reason they came back.
15:10 - Although, I think that worked out the best.
15:13 - That's fair, he's probably breaking it in now.
15:15 Yeah, good point.
15:17 - Wait, are you talking about, yeah, okay.
15:19 Yeah, no, that worked out for the best.
15:21 Now he-- - Yeah, great point.
15:21 - Gets paid the same, but doesn't really have to work.
15:24 - That's a fair point.
15:25 - Yeah.
15:26 (laughing)
15:27 - So why did this start, they said it was a whistleblower.
15:30 - Yeah.
15:31 - So was he just like, hey, I gotta talk about aliens now,
15:32 or was it like a Congress thing,
15:34 and they're like, hey, we have some--
15:35 - Yeah, there's a new law that they passed,
15:37 the, like, whistleblower's protection,
15:40 that if you wanna reveal some hidden information
15:42 and you go directly to Congress,
15:44 then that, whoever you're tattling on,
15:47 can't, like, arrest you, or you can't face repercussions.
15:52 - Sanctuary.
15:52 - Yeah. - Sanctuary.
15:53 - Yeah, if you go to Congress,
15:55 and like, I've never once wanted to be in Congress
15:58 until, like, this, like, now they get, like, front row seats.
16:02 Like, if aliens do turn out to be true,
16:05 they're gonna have front row seats,
16:06 and they're probably gonna find out
16:08 before the general public.
16:09 So that is one pro of being a politician.
16:12 - Or are they pro, I wonder if they tell the president even.
16:15 Do you know what I mean?
16:15 Biden's probably already forgotten if he told him.
16:17 - Trump claimed, like, he was gonna tell us
16:19 if aliens were real.
16:21 I think this is, like, so covered up
16:23 that the president doesn't even know.
16:25 It's, like, hidden between, like, all of these--
16:27 - Some layers, yeah.
16:28 - Yeah, bureaucracy, 'cause, like--
16:31 - Is this under, like, the jurisdiction of Space Force?
16:33 Like, back when--
16:34 - Do they even exist anymore?
16:35 I don't know. - I don't even--
16:36 I think there's all these, like, secret organizations,
16:37 and they all only have certain clearances,
16:39 and they do that just to, like,
16:41 kind of bury the information so deep
16:45 and make it so hard to find out.
16:47 - They're still kicking?
16:48 That show ended pretty unceremoniously.
16:50 The Steve Carell one they made on Netflix.
16:53 Not a good show at all, by the way.
16:54 Don't watch that.
16:55 Oh, you can still join?
16:57 - Yeah, you can.
16:58 - They're active--
16:59 Do you get, like, a Camaro,
17:00 like they do in the Army or whatever?
17:01 - Yeah, with your, like, signing bonus.
17:03 Go buy a Dodge Charger.
17:05 - Yeah, exactly.
17:06 A Dodge Charger, that's what I was looking for, yeah.
17:09 Yeah, that's been alien talk.
17:10 I feel like if there's gonna be anyone here
17:11 that's going to find the aliens first,
17:13 it would probably be you two.
17:14 If you were to make a second trip to Area 51,
17:16 they open the doors for the first time.
17:18 - Yeah.
17:19 - I think you guys would have a great time.
17:21 - I kind of believe this guy.
17:22 - Yeah, me too.
17:23 - Ah!
17:24 - And he had to say, he couldn't say,
17:26 oh, we found some aliens,
17:27 'cause he doesn't have proof of that.
17:29 So just on human biologics,
17:31 that's, like, how we can avoid, like,
17:33 lying under oath, 'cause, yeah.
17:34 - I don't want to judge a book by its cover,
17:36 but when I saw him, like, testifying or whatever,
17:38 he kind of has a crazy look in his eyes.
17:40 He has a crazy, he has crazy eyes.
17:42 - Yeah.
17:43 - I believe him because I believe aliens are real,
17:45 so, like, that is mostly why I believe him, I think.
17:47 But maybe not his specific sighting, if that makes sense.
17:50 - The TikTok sighting,
17:52 with those pilots off of San Diego, though,
17:55 like, I think there was four people
17:57 who all saw the same thing,
17:59 and, like, they all still work in the military.
18:04 Like, that wasn't just some, like, group,
18:06 hey, let's all go and start telling people
18:07 we saw, like, a flying TikTok.
18:10 So, I mean, I definitely trust that guy.
18:12 - Actually, this guy kind of looks
18:13 like Adam Gase a little, the more you're looking at it.
18:15 - That's not gonna help your case.
18:16 - Yeah, it does not help your case there.
18:18 - Yeah.
18:19 - Yeah, yeah.
18:21 - Shot to Mr. Grush, goosh.
18:23 - Yeah, 'cause you saw, I guess,
18:24 like, most congressional hearings,
18:26 like, you don't have to go,
18:27 and, like, not everybody shows up.
18:29 For this one, there was a clip,
18:30 there was, like, a line out the door,
18:31 like, every congressman was like,
18:32 "Fuck, I'm not gonna miss this one."
18:34 Usually, they're about boring shit.
18:35 - Yeah, like a budgetary thing,
18:37 and then it's like, "We missed that."
18:38 - Yeah, yeah.
18:39 - The MLB steroids would be good,
18:43 when the Facebook, when Zuckerberg
18:45 was sitting on a phone book.
18:47 - Yeah, yeah.
18:47 - Smoking, this big cigarette, big tobacco.
18:51 - The TikTok one, was that when, like--
18:53 - They were just grilling that.
18:54 - TikTok guy just, like, made a fool of everyone,
18:55 'cause they were asking the dumbest questions.
18:57 - Yeah, 'cause they had never operated anything social media.
19:00 - Yeah, they were like, "So does TikTok access your WiFi?"
19:03 - Yeah, yeah.
19:04 - They're like, "Well, you need to use WiFi
19:05 "to post on TikTok."
19:06 - Yeah.
19:07 - That was a dumb one.
19:08 Dolphins wide receiver Braxton Berrios,
19:10 that supposed girlfriend, social media star Alex Earl,
19:13 was allegedly caught making out with a 17-year-old
19:15 after his senior prom.
19:17 Alex Earl, 5.6 million followers, was dating him.
19:21 The story, which is still alleged, very alleged,
19:23 that Alex Earl was caught making out
19:24 with a 17-year-old son of a DKNY fashion designer.
19:27 The sleuth said they were making out for some time,
19:29 and, let's see, it happened at a place called Surf Large,
19:32 which is a plus 21 club.
19:35 I don't know anything about Alex Earl.
19:37 I'm a 30-year-old man.
19:38 That's just not something I'm gonna know a ton about,
19:40 but I think if you are over 18
19:43 and you're making out with a 17-year-old, jail.
19:45 That's pretty--
19:46 - She's, what, 22?
19:49 - Yeah. - 17?
19:50 - 22, and I think, obviously, if it was reversed
19:53 and it was 22-year-old male.
19:55 - Barry don't know that.
19:56 - Yeah, jail, but you kinda have to make an exception.
20:00 Like, obviously--
20:01 - Because of the gender?
20:02 - Yeah, I feel like--
20:03 - Age of consent in New York is also 17, so.
20:07 - It is? - Oh, okay.
20:08 - He's worth it.
20:08 - I did not know that.
20:10 - I thought we were, if anything, it would be 20.
20:12 - Yeah.
20:13 - Also, it was his 18th birthday the next day,
20:15 so I don't know if this was like a post-midnight thing.
20:18 - A post-midnight thing?
20:19 - Yes, but.
20:20 - But just like, think, like,
20:21 do you know a single 17-year-old male
20:23 who's gonna like, complain about like, making--
20:26 - Oh, no, absolutely not.
20:27 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
20:29 - This is a matter of principle.
20:30 - A 22-year-old chick wanting to make out with me.
20:32 - But I mean, how are you supposed to know she's,
20:33 do you remember that Akon song where he's,
20:35 he wrote an entire song about grinding on a girl
20:37 at the club?
20:38 - Yeah.
20:39 - He's like, "It was a 21 and over club,
20:40 "how am I supposed to know?"
20:42 It's great, you gotta, well, you listen to it,
20:43 it's a banger.
20:44 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:45 - Made out with Alex Earlette.
20:47 Alex, A-L-I-X.
20:48 - He's also wearing like, a cowboy hat,
20:49 it kinda makes him look a little older.
20:51 - Now, if you're like, a 26-year-old teacher,
20:53 and then you like, are--
20:55 - Oh, Jerry Thorne's already
20:55 more deblogged than this. - 24 students like that
20:57 is like, more problematic,
20:59 but if you're just a 17-year-old who gets into a bar
21:02 and meets up with a chick who wants to make out with you,
21:06 all the power to you.
21:07 - Well, it was after prom, they were saying,
21:08 and I feel like you need to be dressed in a suit
21:10 if you just came directly from a prom or something.
21:12 - Yeah, it was at Surf Club.
21:15 - Oh yeah, dude, these were,
21:16 that's not it, there's no way that's it.
21:17 - Oh, that's not it, that's like a video,
21:19 but this was also on Twitter yesterday.
21:21 They were saying that this was this kid's teacher,
21:23 and this was right after graduation.
21:25 - Yo, I mean, his teacher is,
21:28 I mean, that's an extremely obvious.
21:29 - Didn't Don Lemon do something weird
21:33 at Surf Club as well?
21:34 - Surf Lodge, I thought this place was.
21:36 - Oh, okay, oh yeah, it was this,
21:37 yeah, this Surf Lodge, yeah, Surf Lodge.
21:39 - Surf Lodge sounds like a cool place, doesn't it?
21:43 - Wait, is this Surf Club or Surf Lodge?
21:44 - Surf Club or Lodge.
21:45 - I think this is Portnoy's favorite place out there.
21:47 - Lodge is the Alex Earhart one, I don't know about.
21:49 - What was the name of this place, John Rich?
21:52 Surf Club or Surf Lodge?
21:53 - Surf Lodge in Montauk.
21:54 - Surf Lodge in Montauk,
21:56 that sounds like a cool-ass place I've never been,
21:58 despite living in Newfoundland.
22:01 Yeah, don't, I feel like I'm so unplugged.
22:03 Again, everything all alleged,
22:05 keep that evidently clear to all the lawyers watching,
22:08 all alleged, but yeah, shout out to,
22:10 I guess Braxton Berrios, hope he has a good year
22:12 at the Dolphins, good luck, buddy.
22:14 - He was like all team NFL for special teams.
22:18 Do you think this happens if he's a wide receiver?
22:21 Oh, he's so hot, but do you think this happens
22:24 if he's a wide receiver or a starting quarterback?
22:26 - No, 'cause they play shit way more close to the vest
22:31 if you're a quarterback, we don't have those sort of
22:33 playboy quarterbacks anymore or anything like that,
22:34 you know what I mean?
22:35 They are so, everything needs to be so played close.
22:38 Wide receivers, though, they fuck around.
22:40 But also, they weren't married, he's going to Miami,
22:44 he's gonna have no shortage of eligible ladies down there.
22:49 I think they'll both be fine, including the 17-year-old.
22:54 - Yes, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell,
22:57 he's not a minority, that's an old white man,
22:59 81 years old, has what appears to be a stroke mid-speech.
23:02 (people chattering)
23:05 (people chattering)
23:33 - So this is the, we're coming up on the one-year
23:35 anniversary of the IRA, and of course--
23:40 - I walked up to the podium, started talking,
23:42 fell completely silent, everyone thinks he has a stroke,
23:44 I let away, people close to him said that he was in
23:47 fine, perfectly good health afterwards, or whatever it was.
23:50 I think there is a, should be, and this shouldn't be
23:52 controversial, I don't think, a very definite age limit
23:56 on service in Congress and the US government in general.
23:59 - Absolutely.
24:00 - Yeah, I mean, if you guys have seen the clip,
24:02 it is pretty unsettling.
24:04 - Yeah, it's a tough watch.
24:05 Did you see, he went away for 15 minutes,
24:08 and they brought him back to finish this speech.
24:10 - No way, really?
24:10 - They brought him back, and everyone was like,
24:12 what just happened?
24:13 And he was like, are you okay?
24:15 He's like, yes, I'm fine.
24:16 And they're like, do you have any plans to retire?
24:19 And he was like, no.
24:20 But yeah, I don't know why these people,
24:22 Mitch McConnell is insanely wealthy,
24:25 why does he even still wanna do this?
24:27 - Everything's, it's miserable,
24:28 everything about it is miserable.
24:30 - Yeah, same with Biden, I don't know really why
24:31 he wants to run for another four years.
24:33 - Exactly.
24:35 - They should just retire, go live on,
24:36 go fuckin' sit on your porch and pet a dog or something.
24:38 - I think it's something about the power.
24:41 You get hooked on the power.
24:43 - Yeah, but the power also comes from money
24:44 and all that too, so.
24:45 - Yeah, now you have the money, just fuckin'.
24:48 - Yeah, and doesn't everything kinda like go through him?
24:50 He's kinda like a pivotal member of the Republican Party,
24:53 and as long as he's there, he can kinda control.
24:55 - If you're him, Biden, Bernie, or what,
24:57 Feinstein, or whatever her name was,
24:58 like, why would you wanna do this anymore?
25:00 - Yeah, I think Biden's kinda the same way,
25:03 where it's just like, he was the only option they had,
25:06 so they put him in there.
25:07 It's like the Democratic Party wanted him there,
25:09 so they keep him there.
25:10 The Republicans want Mitch McConnell there,
25:11 so they're just like, oh, goddamn,
25:12 we gotta keep him there. - Fuckin' out of here.
25:14 - But I mean, he very clearly had some sort of stroke
25:17 or something up there.
25:18 Just to come back 15 minutes later
25:20 and completely ignore that happening,
25:22 you have to at least address it.
25:24 - Yeah, like, remember how when Teddy Roosevelt
25:27 got shot in the chest, he came back
25:28 and gave a big-ass speech?
25:29 - Yeah, it was a cool speech.
25:31 - 90-minute speech. - Yeah.
25:32 - He was like, I can't talk loud,
25:33 because I have a bullet in me.
25:35 - That was cool. - Yeah.
25:36 - That was badass.
25:37 Even as he addressed it, he just didn't say a damn word.
25:39 - Apparently, he told Biden-- - That did not happen,
25:41 I'm fine.
25:42 - Apparently, McConnell told Biden he got railroaded,
25:45 but I think he was maybe kinda joking.
25:47 Like, that's what he said about that situation.
25:49 - He tried to somehow blame this situation on Biden?
25:52 - No, like, by the media, I think.
25:54 Like, oh, yeah, they're just railroading me
25:56 about having a stroke. - It's like, all right,
25:56 if you're media and you see someone have a stroke,
25:58 you have to ask about that. - Yeah.
26:01 - Somebody else, did another politician,
26:03 other than Teddy, get shot mid-speech and keep going?
26:05 Well, McKinley was mid-something, and he died, but--
26:08 - Yeah, William Henry Harrison, right?
26:09 - No, William Henry Harrison died after a month.
26:13 Reagan got shot, and then later on,
26:16 later on when he was giving a speech,
26:17 a balloon went off, and he goes, "Missed me,"
26:19 and everyone just fuckin' jerked him off.
26:21 It was just awesome, that was a cool moment.
26:24 - Yeah, I mean, you just gotta say something, dude.
26:26 I mean, let us know what's goin' on.
26:27 - I think if you fuck up on that, you just take the day off.
26:30 Like, you just, you don't come out, and then next day,
26:32 you're like, oh, hey, sorry, this happened, or something.
26:34 - Exactly. - Just take a second.
26:36 Think of an excuse at the worst.
26:38 - I wonder if he was at the UFO hearing.
26:42 I remember, I think he was.
26:45 - Good question, I saw a couple of them that I recognized,
26:47 like AOC, I saw was there, a couple other people,
26:49 but I don't know.
26:51 Seems like, again, it would be a very fun panel to be on.
26:54 - Yes. - You know what I mean?
26:55 - Oh, yeah. - We should be able
26:56 to ask the questions there, at the UFO hearing.
26:58 - Yeah. - Just stuff like the things
26:59 that people actually wanna know,
27:00 not anything technical jargon.
27:03 We have a congressman that went in an eight-hour hunger strike
27:05 to get better heat protection for construction workers,
27:08 Greg Kassar, nice, that's on good.
27:11 (audience cheering)
27:25 (crowd chanting)
27:28 To protest the lack of heat-related work protections,
27:38 Greg Abbott signed into law
27:39 that supersedes local municipalities' ability
27:41 to create and institute mandatory water breaks
27:43 for outdoor workers amid the extreme heat wave.
27:45 To protest, this congressman sat on the steps
27:48 of the Capitol building and went eight hours
27:49 without food or water.
27:51 Think this fucking sounds cool as hell.
27:53 He's protecting the construction workers?
27:54 - No, I mean-- - That sounds sick.
27:56 - Yeah, apparently it's to get them the right
27:59 to take water breaks.
28:00 Right now, there's a law. - Which is insane.
28:01 - It's like, I never thought you, I mean,
28:04 construction workers should be able to take
28:07 as many water breaks as they want.
28:08 - Yeah. - I mean--
28:10 - Actually, in Texas. - Yeah.
28:12 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
28:13 - People were kinda giving-- - I had a heat stroke.
28:15 - People were kinda giving him shit,
28:16 'cause he was only out there for eight hours.
28:18 - Yeah, that's ridiculous. - No, no, no, no, no.
28:20 I just want-- - Eight hours
28:21 in Texas? - I just want 10 minutes
28:22 to get lunch.
28:23 - This is what, 97 degree weather?
28:24 If you're just in direct sunlight,
28:25 sitting on those steps for eight hours,
28:27 that is a lot. - Insane.
28:28 - I mean, Muslims do an eight hour hunger strike
28:32 like for 30 days straight during Ramadan.
28:34 - Yeah, I think that the conditions of this are rougher,
28:37 and they can also drink water.
28:38 - Sitting on the Texas heat. - Which is why a lot
28:39 of Muslims live in the Middle East,
28:40 where it's hotter than Texas.
28:41 - I mean, I'm not saying the guy's a goddamn hero,
28:44 but I mean, eight hours isn't as not impressive
28:48 as people are saying.
28:49 People are like, oh, this is-- - People were shitting
28:50 on him for this?
28:50 - Yeah, well, people were comparing him to Glinny Balls,
28:52 and Glinny Balls is like, I was up for 16 hours.
28:55 - Yes. - It's a normal day.
28:57 - I've been up for 16 hours.
28:57 - Yeah, let's not compare him to Glinny Balls.
28:59 - Wait, Glinny Balls, you bragged about being up
29:01 for 16 hours?
29:03 - Oh, yeah. - You guys gave us
29:04 the look that, no.
29:05 Wait, what do you think about this--
29:07 - About to do that fast-sip for eight hours?
29:09 - What do you think about this Texas congressman,
29:10 he, yeah, come on, come on over.
29:12 This Texas congressman to protest--
29:14 - What was harder, eight hours, no food or water,
29:16 or 16 hours of wait?
29:20 - So I know I fucked that up, okay?
29:22 What was the date on that?
29:24 September 9th, 2020.
29:26 It's about to be September 2023.
29:27 I was a very different person than I was.
29:29 - Yeah, that was gay.
29:29 - Three years ago, I was fucking dumb.
29:31 That was on my first trip to Arizona.
29:34 I was on my, actually, that was the first trip ever
29:36 for a Sunday Conversation.
29:37 - Oh, was it really?
29:38 - So I was a very different man three years ago.
29:40 - Yeah, that was before you had ever tried a raspberry.
29:42 - That was my first time in Arizona.
29:44 - Okay. - That was my first time
29:45 drinking at a bar after COVID.
29:47 It took me some slack, my brain was going crazy.
29:49 - So what do you think about this,
29:51 so there's this Texas congressman
29:53 that did an eight-hour food and water strike
29:55 to protest this law where basically construction workers
29:58 can't take water breaks while they're working.
30:00 - Yeah, yeah, that's pretty stupid.
30:03 - You think the eight, what do you think about the eight,
30:05 you think he could do the eight hours in Texas?
30:06 - He's intermittent fasted, right?
30:08 - Yeah, but sitting on the steps--
30:10 - He's intermittent fasted for--
30:11 - Did he, I mean, no water is probably harder than no food.
30:16 - He sat on the steps in Texas.
30:18 - Yeah. - I'm with him.
30:21 - Yeah, you're boiling, dude.
30:22 - Me and Dana were literally in Texas on Monday,
30:24 last Monday, it was 106.
30:26 I did not leave my hotel room.
30:28 We went outside to go in the pool for 15 minutes
30:30 and then we said, "It's too hot, we're going back inside."
30:31 - Yeah. - I'm with this man.
30:33 - Eight hours. - There's no shade there.
30:35 - Eight hours in Texas on a fucking cement steps.
30:39 No food, no drink, he just ran a marathon.
30:42 - Yeah, I'm with him. - I'm with him.
30:44 - I think we're all with him.
30:46 - Especially 'cause-- - It's hot.
30:47 - If you work in an air conditioned office,
30:51 there's no rules in regards
30:52 to how many water breaks you can take.
30:54 So why would that be a rule for people
30:56 that are actually physically working?
30:58 - Exactly, you're actually working for a living, basically.
31:00 - Yeah. - It's fucking crazy.
31:01 That's insane to me, I don't get it.
31:03 - Did he do eight hours just to do a nine to five
31:06 or was it like the thing was solved after eight hours?
31:09 - I guess that makes sense that it's representative of,
31:13 I guess, a nine or eight.
31:14 I mean, it's impressive,
31:16 but if you're really trying to prove a point,
31:18 I mean, I feel like you could do a full day out there.
31:20 - I guess he was out there, I would assume,
31:22 throughout the apex of the sun, basically,
31:24 like throughout the motion of the sun.
31:25 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:27 - But yeah, I mean, I would hate
31:29 with my entire fiber of my being,
31:31 every fiber of my being having to do that.
31:33 - I just, I went to the DMV before I came to work
31:36 this morning to get my picture taken
31:38 and I'm just dripping sweat.
31:39 The dumbest thing I've ever done was go to the DMV
31:41 on the hottest day of the year.
31:43 - Yeah. - And get my license.
31:45 - Have you ever gone a full day without food
31:47 or at least like woke up and waited
31:49 for the sun to go down before you?
31:50 - We used to, I don't know if you guys were in a youth group
31:53 but in youth group we'd do like a lock-in fast
31:56 and 24 hours you wouldn't eat.
31:58 - Yeah. - Christians, man.
31:59 - Or like, I can't remember, yeah.
32:01 It was weird.
32:02 I don't know what it was for
32:03 'cause we don't have like a Ramadan or anything.
32:05 We were Methodist.
32:06 - They gave us wine and crackers.
32:09 I feel like that's the opposite of that.
32:10 - I'm very-- - They feed us at church.
32:12 - I'm very jealous of that.
32:13 - Yeah, I didn't eat yet today.
32:15 Am I as brave as this guy?
32:17 I'm still haven't had a chance to eat.
32:19 I mean, people are starting to,
32:21 the rumblings are getting out there, aren't they?
32:23 - Maybe he had just taken an Adderall that morning.
32:27 If he was on Adderall, eight hours no food,
32:29 that's fucking easy.
32:30 - Adderall and a coffee and he was just like set for the day.
32:33 - Yeah.
32:34 - I wish they would show them like breaking the fast though.
32:36 Like I would love to just see him guzzling water.
32:38 - Well, that fast isn't cool enough.
32:40 - If it was like a legit, like one of those month long ones,
32:42 like that NFL offensive lineman, Russell O'Koon,
32:44 I think he was doing, like that,
32:46 I would love to see that.
32:46 - Ramadan or what?
32:47 - He just did it for intermittent fasting.
32:49 He didn't eat for a month or something like that.
32:51 - Yeah, well no, obviously,
32:52 so he only ate at night or something?
32:54 - No, he didn't eat like period.
32:55 - No, he was like only water for a full month,
32:57 lost like 40 pounds and then did it again,
32:59 lost 40 more pounds.
33:01 It was crazy.
33:01 - How's it healthy?
33:02 - I've heard people doing a cleanse
33:03 where they only drink this thing where it's like water,
33:06 cayenne pepper, lemon pepper and like maple syrup,
33:10 but if you can't just do water for a month,
33:13 I think you physically can,
33:15 but like I think the longest a human can go without food
33:19 is like 40 days before you just die.
33:22 - My head would explode.
33:23 - You must have been like.
33:24 - My headache would be so bad.
33:25 - He was such a big boy too, yeah,
33:26 look at him in that before and after.
33:28 And that's also.
33:28 - But yeah, I also think larger people
33:31 can actually go longer without food.
33:33 - Yeah, it's fat deposits.
33:33 - It just starts to move off the body.
33:35 - Yeah, it just mooches off of that.
33:37 - Yeah.
33:38 - I mean, he looks, damn.
33:40 - Wait, oh.
33:41 - 43 to 70 days?
33:45 - Yeah, so you die in 43 to 70.
33:47 - It says, yeah.
33:48 - And then without water though,
33:50 you die within like two days, right?
33:52 - Yeah, he was doing water.
33:53 - I thought, yeah, with,
33:55 I thought, I watched the movie, yeah, "The Ring"
34:00 and they're like, yeah, with water you can last seven days,
34:03 but without food, without food and only water,
34:06 you can go seven days.
34:08 - I'm seeing three days without water.
34:10 - Three days without water, it feels right.
34:11 Especially if you're in that heat in Texas,
34:14 it's significantly less.
34:15 - Yeah, but you can apparently drink your piss
34:18 if you're like out at sea.
34:20 - Yeah, it's sterile.
34:21 - You don't have any water, like yeah,
34:22 your piss can keep you alive a little longer.
34:24 - That's Bear Grylls.
34:25 - Yeah.
34:26 - Do that nonstop.
34:26 By the way, I saw, re-watched recently,
34:28 he did that thing with Marshawn Lynch.
34:30 It was so funny, do you remember that?
34:31 - Yeah, yeah.
34:32 - Man vs. Wild.
34:33 You should, I feel like you would have a great collab
34:35 with Bear Grylls.
34:36 - I would love to.
34:37 I would love to do a survival show
34:39 with like zero survival skills.
34:41 - Yeah.
34:42 - And that maybe I have like a button that I can press
34:44 when I'm like really fucked,
34:45 but just like go out and pretend like I know everything
34:48 and see how long I last before I'm absolutely fucked.
34:51 - Who were the other guys?
34:52 'Cause it was Bear Grylls and then they did Man vs. Wild.
34:55 - Oh, his other shows?
34:57 - No, it was a different guy.
34:58 Was Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls?
35:00 - Yeah.
35:01 - Yeah.
35:01 - Survivorman was less stroud and that guy was a badass.
35:05 'Cause Bear Grylls had a camera crew
35:06 and he'd go stay at hotels.
35:08 - Yeah.
35:09 - I mean, he would do crazier stuff,
35:10 but Les Stroud would pack all the camera equipment with him,
35:14 go out completely alone and he'd like set up a shot,
35:18 go climb up a mountain and then have to come back down,
35:20 get the camera and go back up.
35:21 Like insane what he was doing.
35:23 Les Stroud is the biggest badass ever.
35:25 - And not like that pussy Bear Grylls.
35:26 - Bear Grylls can't hold his jock.
35:28 - What a bitch.
35:29 - Bear Grylls was on a guest list to come in here,
35:31 but he denied.
35:32 - He denied us?
35:33 - Yeah.
35:34 - What the fuck has he got going on?
35:35 - Trying to get him on lower than the bar.
35:36 - He would have been, oh man.
35:37 And he's even more, maybe one of the few people
35:39 that has been like, is good for that show too.
35:41 You know what I mean?
35:42 As far as like has good weathered.
35:43 - He has like a resume.
35:44 He's one of the few people that has a resume
35:46 to go on lower than the bar.
35:46 - Yeah.
35:47 - Yeah.
35:48 - One of the very few dudes.
35:49 - But he didn't come in for anything from Barstool.
35:50 - App show, obviously Donnie, no shades.
35:54 - Yeah.
35:55 I'll probably still rock him in some of my travel content,
35:57 but it was too much of a hassle to like have him on
36:00 in the office all the time.
36:02 Just then like, we're always filming here,
36:06 like stool scenes.
36:07 And then like, you'd have stool scenes producers
36:09 being like, oh shit, Donnie walks through the shot.
36:11 I gotta like blur his eyes.
36:12 And I have about like seven to 10 videos already online
36:16 when I'm not wearing shades.
36:18 So it wasn't a big deal.
36:19 I originally started wearing him
36:21 so I could just conceal my identity a bit
36:24 in case I had to come back from China
36:26 and find like a real job.
36:27 - Yeah.
36:28 - But now this is my real job.
36:30 - And then you had to own the camera too, I remember.
36:32 - Yeah, yeah.
36:33 'Cause I didn't, there was a guy who used to make vids
36:35 online called Jersey Sports Fan.
36:38 I don't know if you saw it.
36:38 - I feel like he works here.
36:39 - Jersey Jerry.
36:40 - No, no, it wasn't Jersey Jerry,
36:43 but he used to just make comedy videos on YouTube
36:45 and then eventually got a job as a teacher.
36:48 Then the parents of his kids found the vids
36:51 and like demanded that the school fire him
36:53 'cause they were, I don't know,
36:55 just 'cause they were like slightly crass vids.
36:58 And so I just thought like,
36:59 I might have to apply for like a real job at some point.
37:01 And then if they find these vids of me
37:03 like blackout drunk in China,
37:05 it might hurt my chances of getting hired.
37:08 But don't have to worry about that anymore.
37:10 But it actually has helped conceal my identity.
37:15 Like I've been out at bars and like,
37:18 we have a lot of Barstool fans
37:21 and like no one will really even notice me.
37:23 And then maybe one person will come up and be like,
37:25 you look kind of like that Donny Does guy who works.
37:28 - With a clear voice maybe.
37:29 - Yeah, who works for Barstool.
37:31 And I'll be like, oh yeah, that's 'cause I am him.
37:33 And they'll be like, no, you aren't.
37:35 You aren't Donny.
37:36 And I'm like, all right, I am.
37:38 And then 10 minutes later, like I put on the shades
37:41 and was like, hey, how are you?
37:42 And they're just like, holy fuck, it's the one Don Don.
37:45 Yeah, that whole sort of like Clark Kent,
37:47 Superman thing actually works.
37:48 - Works for a while.
37:49 - Yep.
37:50 - And I'll be honest though, there is some people,
37:52 there are some examples where a person
37:53 didn't have to conceal their identity.
37:55 I think the number one is Blippi.
37:57 You ever heard about Blippi, the dude who, the children's?
38:00 I heard something happened to him
38:01 and they had to replace him, right?
38:02 - No, he's still kicking.
38:03 He's like the number one child show star in the world,
38:06 this guy, and before he did that,
38:08 he would make these videos and one of which
38:10 he took a shit in his friend's mouth.
38:12 - What?
38:13 - Yeah, bonafide fact, look up Blippi
38:15 shitting in friend's mouth.
38:17 - Is the video out there?
38:18 - Air it on the rundown.
38:20 I don't know if the video is actually around anymore.
38:24 I'm assuming he got it.
38:25 - Wow.
38:26 - Not forever.
38:27 Harlem shake poop.
38:29 - No, that's not what we're looking for.
38:30 That's a little too far back.
38:31 - We went to a NASCAR.
38:33 - Blippi regrets viral video in which
38:35 he poops in friend's mouth.
38:36 - Yeah, yeah.
38:37 We went to a NASCAR thinking Blippi was there,
38:40 like putting stickers on people's cars and stuff.
38:43 - Yeah, so see, there is some coming down that.
38:44 - Yeah, yeah.
38:45 I mean, I was very dedicated to the shades
38:48 when me and Vince filmed that video
38:49 in the Las Vegas tunnels, I was rocking them.
38:52 - Yeah, pitch black.
38:53 - Yeah, you couldn't see a thing down there.
38:55 I don't know how you, apparently, yeah.
38:57 - Yeah.
38:58 - The Everest series concluded, I watched it this morning.
39:01 Your rap video was very funny.
39:04 (rap music)
39:06 (rap music)
39:09 (rap music)
39:11 - Everest Base Camp.
39:12 - Everest Base Camp.
39:14 Check, check.
39:15 ♪ What's a man gotta do for a pot of joe ♪
39:18 ♪ In a place like this where the copters go ♪
39:21 ♪ Everest Base Camp where there's lots of snow ♪
39:24 ♪ If I don't get some coffee then I gots to go ♪
39:27 ♪ But that's when I saw something out my dreams ♪
39:30 ♪ A big fat sack of them magic beans ♪
39:33 ♪ In my pants I was about to cream ♪
39:36 ♪ Good thing Base Camp had the right machine ♪
39:39 ♪ Brewing up the blue for what we about to do ♪
39:42 ♪ Brewing up the blue finna take it to the roof ♪
39:45 ♪ Brewing up the blue 'cause we need a little boost ♪
39:48 ♪ Brewing up the blue this cup's for you ♪
39:50 ♪ But to tell you the truth I haven't taken a poo ♪
39:53 ♪ In the last five days this shit really ain't cool ♪
39:56 ♪ Don't wanna go down in history as the constipated fool ♪
39:59 ♪ Took a trip to the mountains and didn't die in K2 ♪
40:02 ♪ But passed away at Base Camp ♪
40:03 ♪ 'Cause he couldn't push through ♪
40:05 ♪ So I called up Big Cat and told him make me a brew ♪
40:08 ♪ That can loosen my stool ♪
40:09 ♪ Make me go number two ♪
40:11 ♪ And put your dog on the front ♪
40:12 ♪ You know that shit would be cute ♪
40:14 ♪ Now I'm poop, poop, pooping on the roof of the world ♪
40:17 ♪ Yeah I'm poop, poop, pooping know it all to you girl ♪
40:19 ♪ Now I'm poop, poop, pooping got my shit unblocked ♪
40:22 ♪ Yeah I'm poop, poop, pooping Stella Blue on top ♪
40:26 ♪ Brewing up the blue for what we about to do ♪
40:28 ♪ Brewing up the blue finna take it to the roof ♪
40:31 ♪ Brewing up the blue 'cause we need a little boost ♪
40:34 ♪ Brewing up the blue this cup's for you ♪
40:37 - Brewing up the blue, watch it.
40:39 Stella Blue music video filmed at Everest Base Camp.
40:42 Shout out Riffy Beats for producing that beat for me,
40:45 pro bono.
40:46 Yeah, it's like, sort of like an 80s hip hop vibe.
40:49 I love 80s music, hip hop, and Stella Blue coffee
40:54 and this was a way to combine it all.
40:56 - Yeah.
40:57 I don't know if it was while you were there,
41:00 someone did like the first comedy show at Everest Base Camp.
41:04 - That was Francis' idea.
41:06 - Oh, really?
41:07 - Yeah, like apparently when I booked the trip,
41:09 he was like, "God damn it, like two years ago,
41:11 "I tried to pitch bars to on going to Everest Base Camp
41:14 "and doing the first like standup comedy routine there,
41:17 "but it didn't get approved."
41:18 - Yeah. - I wonder why.
41:20 - Wait, but then someone actually did it?
41:22 - Yeah, I think someone did a show at, I have no clue.
41:25 But I think it was a Guinness,
41:27 yeah, it was a Guinness World Record.
41:29 - Wow. - When was it?
41:31 Might've been, I don't know.
41:34 - This was updated July 7, 2020.
41:37 - Dude, Francis is gonna be pissed when he sees this.
41:40 I mean, has anyone filmed a music video up there?
41:42 - Yeah, you might be the only one.
41:44 - A record.
41:45 - That hasn't used just like nothing but B-roll
41:47 that they didn't film, you know what I mean?
41:48 - Yeah, no, at the time, I was like,
41:51 "All right, we gotta film a music video for Big Cat
41:53 "'cause he's paying for the helicopter."
41:54 But we didn't have the beat or the song written,
41:56 so I just, I thought of like the first four lines
41:59 and then I just had an idea of what
42:01 I was gonna be rapping about and the rest of it
42:03 and we just like filmed shots that could potentially fit it.
42:07 - What was the music group you used to be a part of?
42:10 - Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
42:11 - Oh yes, it was one of the original members of Time Flies.
42:13 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:15 - What a like weird, stoolie like,
42:18 they were like what, an American K-pop group, right?
42:19 Was that it?
42:20 - American K-pop group?
42:22 No, they were an American pop duo.
42:26 - Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of the time
42:27 you were in the American K-pop group.
42:29 - Oh, the only white K-pop group?
42:33 - Yeah.
42:34 - Yeah, I filmed an interview with them.
42:36 - Oh, I thought you like got to sing with them.
42:38 - I got to dance with them.
42:39 But yeah, the first time Cal and Rob
42:43 ever made a song together, I was also on that song.
42:46 - That's so funny.
42:47 - I still have it.
42:49 Yeah, we probably have like four songs in the vault.
42:52 Maybe they'll let me release them at some point.
42:54 - What'd they do, they did like a Tuesday freestyle for--
42:57 - Time Flies Tuesdays, yeah.
42:59 ♪ Ice, that's my dude, yeah ♪
43:00 ♪ On KFC radio, yeah, you got this ♪
43:03 ♪ Know what they do, kickin' freestyles right here ♪
43:05 ♪ Rambazo HQ, like you got this ♪
43:07 ♪ I get the topics, no, I never drop this ♪
43:09 ♪ I'm complainin' about sand traps ♪
43:11 ♪ Like I'm Justin Thomas on that floor ♪
43:12 ♪ Pace Pod, you get the shit that you see ♪
43:14 ♪ I get the, yeah, YP with the stool scenes ♪
43:17 ♪ You got this, they don't drop it ♪
43:18 ♪ You know I don't stop it ♪
43:20 ♪ I'm talkin' 'bout, yeah, the chicks in the office ♪
43:22 ♪ If they talkin' 'bout this news ♪
43:23 ♪ They know when they say they down me ♪
43:25 ♪ Yeah, like Tex getting knocked out ♪
43:26 ♪ Right there in Ruffin Rowdy ♪
43:27 - Remember they used to like do freestyles every Tuesday?
43:30 - I remember, yeah, those were,
43:32 oh, the good old days.
43:33 - What would you say is your,
43:35 for anyone who hasn't watched your Everest series yet,
43:37 what's your elevator pitch for them?
43:39 - I think it's some of the only,
43:41 like most content you see about Everest
43:45 is that it takes itself very seriously.
43:48 And I think my content was a lot more
43:50 like lighthearted and humorous,
43:52 as well as like you learn a lot about the people I'm with.
43:55 They're all very impressive.
43:56 And yeah, so yeah, it's Everest content
44:02 that it's very informative,
44:05 but it doesn't take itself too seriously.
44:07 - Accessible.
44:08 - Yeah, very accessible.
44:10 And we get like most people who do the trek,
44:13 if you're not actually climbing Everest,
44:15 you just get to show up at base camp for a half hour
44:17 and leave 'cause you don't have a permit to stay there.
44:19 But because I was with NIMS and Elite Exped,
44:22 I had the permit.
44:23 So I'm actually like living at base camp for four days.
44:26 And yeah, so you get to see what it's really like up there.
44:30 - Yeah, make sure to check it out.
44:31 It was awesome.
44:32 White Sox Dave jumping headfirst into Velcro roll,
44:34 also very funny.
44:35 (people cheering)
44:40 - All right, well, that's the end of that.
44:57 (people chattering)
45:00 I think Portnoy had like a near aneurysm laughing at that
45:07 and I don't blame him.
45:08 You guys seen this video?
45:09 - Yes. - Yes.
45:10 - It is so, so on brand. - I was thinking like,
45:12 even if he didn't dive into it headfirst,
45:14 it would have been a very unimpressive vid
45:17 'cause he was only getting up on the wall by like an inch.
45:20 - His jump, his vertical is rough.
45:22 - It would have been even funnier
45:23 if he tried really hard to jump and popped it.
45:25 - Yeah, so I mean him like getting a nosebleed
45:28 was a best case scenario 'cause now it's an all time video.
45:32 It was just him stuck one inch off the fucking moon bounce.
45:37 - Oh, I'm so happy they made him do this.
45:39 I still can't believe that he fucking shredded his face.
45:41 - Yeah. - That's so fucking funny.
45:43 Trying to think if I would, like, did Eddie try it?
45:46 - I was wondering that too. - Did you try it?
45:48 'Cause I don't think anyone at the office
45:49 was gonna do a good attempt at that.
45:51 Or at least the Chicago office, anyway.
45:54 - We are broadcasting the Korn Ferry Live Tour.
45:56 Jake Marsh, Francis, Kirk, and Foreplay, big crew.
45:59 If you're into golf, make sure you're checking it out.
46:01 You should be checking it out.
46:02 - I will say the broadcast team,
46:05 very good broadcast team, very knowledgeable.
46:07 But they'll also be fun.
46:09 They're not like, I like gym dance,
46:11 but it's a little stuck up.
46:13 - I like having Kirk there too 'cause Kirk is just like,
46:15 his brain is on like a different level with golf stuff.
46:18 - I've seen him in the dozen.
46:19 - Dozen, it's crazy how good he is at that stuff.
46:22 Anyway, Adam Duritz had sex
46:23 with basically every hot '90s woman that's ever existed.
46:25 It is, you ever seen his dating record?
46:27 - Yeah, and that's the lead singer of Korn, right?
46:29 - That is the lead singer of Counting Crows.
46:31 - Counting Crows. - Oh.
46:32 - Right, I fucked it up when I said it.
46:32 - It's weird, he feels like a Korn guy.
46:35 - He and the fucking band Korn.
46:36 - Jonathan Davis is the lead singer of Korn.
46:40 - Yeah, Adam Duritz, he dated Courtney Cox
46:42 and Jennifer Aniston at the same time in the '90s.
46:45 - It's unreal.
46:46 The pictures of him with them just are hilarious.
46:52 - Yeah, really?
46:53 - Shout out to Adam Duritz.
46:55 - I mean, look at this guy.
46:57 - I know, and that's where, it was the one that was weirdly,
46:59 and people are complaining about like this kid
47:01 with Ariana Grande or whatever, this redhead dude.
47:03 This is the beacon of light for that guy.
47:07 - I used to rock very similar facial hair to him
47:09 and it's not a good look.
47:11 - Shout out, again, shout out to Adam Duritz.
47:15 Anyway, that's the rundown.
47:16 See you guys next episode.
47:18 (whooshing)
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