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01:01 It's awesome.
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01:03 I went to the Miami one.
01:04 I really enjoyed it.
01:05 And you call anything a shindig.
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01:08 Yeah, I love it.
01:09 I love it.
01:10 It rules.
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01:38 All right, let's get into the topics.
01:41 First topic today, Jason Kelsey says on his show that he 100% believes Travis Kelsey and
01:47 Taylor Swift rumors are 100% true.
01:50 What do you think about brother Kelsey and Taylor?
01:55 Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
01:56 Well, a that's not his type.
01:58 He likes mixed thickies.
02:00 She's an Arctic pipe cleaner.
02:02 I don't think he is trying.
02:06 I think who did Kelly say he's using Taylor Swift for cloud.
02:09 I don't know about that far, but I think she's definitely the way more famous one of the
02:13 two.
02:14 Yeah.
02:15 I mean that the clouds going to come with it with it.
02:18 You don't use her for that.
02:20 She you don't use Taylor Swift.
02:23 I don't know what Kelly's talking about.
02:24 I don't know if that's an insane take.
02:26 I think a lot of celebrities historically date someone to become more famous.
02:32 She is so above everybody like she's.
02:36 I think she's trying to say that the Kelsey brothers keep talking about on their show
02:40 to kind of promote that would hurt.
02:43 I think so.
02:44 That's what I don't think he's into her like romantically, emotionally.
02:49 Maybe you never know.
02:50 Yeah, she's a nice little where she from Kansas.
02:54 I think Kansas Reading PA so not even close.
02:57 Oh, well, I was way off.
02:59 Nevermind.
03:00 I don't know.
03:02 She seems like a nice girl.
03:04 She's probably kind but you can't go from like the Maddie Healy from the 1975.
03:09 He's like a British cartoon.
03:12 Travis Kelsey was like the opposite.
03:15 John Mayer who's also a third opposite.
03:17 Jalen Hall is a who's closer to John Mayer.
03:22 Yeah, definitely.
03:23 I don't know.
03:24 I don't Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey.
03:27 Sure.
03:28 It makes sense.
03:29 Like you said, it's I feel he kind of talks in a bionics.
03:34 He behaves.
03:35 It kind of annoys me.
03:38 It annoys me.
03:39 Yeah, he doesn't talk normal.
03:41 Talk the way you talk.
03:42 You know, he doesn't talk normal.
03:43 I mean, talk the way you talk.
03:45 Don't don't.
03:47 You know what I'm getting the way you talk.
03:50 But he does do that.
03:52 Also the reports that O'Dell Beckham Jr. is dating Kim Kardashian.
03:56 This is the one I'm way more.
03:57 It should have been like a 2015 headline.
04:00 Yeah, like that.
04:01 Yeah, they probably are.
04:03 He's 45.
04:04 And is he.
04:06 How is he as a football player?
04:08 I mean, he's his best years are behind him.
04:10 He was hurt.
04:11 I think he missed a whole year last year.
04:12 I think he's in the league right now.
04:14 Well, he's on the Ravens.
04:15 Is he on the Ravens?
04:16 He's on the Ravens.
04:17 But yeah, I don't I mean, he's borrowed time.
04:20 Yeah, it's not even.
04:21 Yeah.
04:22 I mean, he's still like super famous, obviously.
04:23 It is plain incident.
04:25 But that seems like a perfect couple.
04:27 Oh, it does.
04:28 And I will be watching the Internet's do.
04:33 I mean, he will absolutely wind up with like a crippling opioid addiction or in a nut house
04:39 somewhere after this relationship concludes.
04:43 Like she do that to people historically.
04:45 What is Kanye West is?
04:47 Yeah, but I think I have some things.
04:49 Who else did she date?
04:50 Lamar Odom.
04:51 I'm talking about the Kardashians as a whole.
04:54 No, no, no.
04:55 Different.
04:56 I'm talking about the Kardashians as a whole, like they're they're succubuses.
04:59 I know you're a Greek mythology guy.
05:01 Hate it.
05:02 I like to tell the people about a succubus, what they do.
05:06 Is that like a demon?
05:07 Yeah.
05:08 That blows you?
05:09 Female demon that it like ruins your life, basically.
05:12 And that's what the Kardashians are.
05:14 Who would you rate?
05:15 What happened to Kris Jenner?
05:16 Ranked the top three.
05:19 I mean, including the Jenner's Kris Jenner for you.
05:22 Kris Jenner's like Queen succubus.
05:26 I don't like I think it's Kendall.
05:29 She's insanely fucking hot.
05:31 But they're all like they're all evil, I think.
05:33 Yeah.
05:34 You know, you think they're like morally better or worse than you?
05:37 Worse.
05:38 OK.
05:39 And I'm pretty morally.
05:41 Yeah.
05:42 Repugnant.
05:43 Yeah.
05:44 Yeah.
05:45 I don't really have any morals, but I beat them.
05:48 Second topic here.
05:49 There's going to be a promotion relegation possibly between the Mountain West and the
05:53 Pac-12.
05:55 There's a whole bunch of details about how who would get swapped out and who would be
05:59 in.
06:00 But I kind of like it.
06:01 I think it's fucking awesome.
06:02 I got to pivot to something.
06:03 I think it's fucking awesome and that people actually tune into that.
06:08 I've been talked about this with like trying to figure out because Chief's obviously a
06:12 big soccer guy.
06:13 I don't know the first thing about how the relegation system works in English and European
06:18 soccer.
06:19 But I do know that it absolutely like I heard Chief like if the difference between what
06:26 is the forest or whatever would make in the second division compared to the EPL is like
06:32 hundreds of million dollars or some hundreds of millions of dollars.
06:35 So you think an owner is going to want to, you know, lose that lose out on that money
06:40 that incentivizes them to win and win as much as possible.
06:43 And in the end, is that the point of sports winning and winning as much as possible?
06:48 And I would love if there was like you could figure out a way to do this in the Big Ten
06:51 in these these power conferences.
06:53 But like the Northwesterns of the world would never ever in a million years agree to that
06:57 kind of thing.
06:58 So because they'd be on the outside looking at exactly.
07:00 Oh, yeah.
07:01 I like I love this.
07:02 Is this like this?
07:03 So hypothetically, like the worst team in the Pac-12, say Cal is the worst football
07:08 team.
07:09 They go to the Mountain West for football.
07:10 Yes.
07:11 Or is it all sports?
07:12 I think it's just football.
07:14 That'd be fun.
07:15 I think there's a lot of like the worst team in the ACC could probably deserves to be in
07:20 the Sun Belt.
07:22 The worst team in the SEC probably deserves to be.
07:26 And then let the good teams like the Utah State Conference.
07:29 Yeah, exactly.
07:31 Come up and play the big boys.
07:33 I love it.
07:34 I think that is like it's such an awesome system for sports.
07:37 I wish we could figure out a way to adopt it in American sports.
07:41 It's just it just wouldn't ever, ever.
07:44 I mean, on a very micro level like this, it'll work.
07:47 But like for the big boys like the Ohio, like it's just not going to happen.
07:50 Obviously, I think it's smart because these two conferences are out west and they kind
07:54 of got left in the dust.
07:55 Well, really, the leftover Pac-12 teams did get left in the dust.
07:59 But I don't know how you're going to be able to do this.
08:02 It feels like college has a million restrictions.
08:05 And if this were to happen, and that's never going to happen.
08:08 Yes, that's what I'm saying.
08:09 I you know how like even the worst team of a power five conference, they'll get 60, 70,
08:16 80,000 people at their games if they have one win.
08:19 Yeah, sure.
08:20 So they're not going to play like, I don't know, even worse teams.
08:25 Yeah, but at the same time, they're not going to be power five anymore.
08:29 Yeah, this incentivizes them to figure out a way to recruit better players, get better
08:33 coaches.
08:34 So I think I think on a micro level, this this wouldn't work in college football as
08:39 a whole, but on a micro level for the Pac-12, who's like they've been picked apart and then
08:44 the Mountain West, who do does historically have good football, not a deep conference,
08:50 but like their top few teams are always that Boise State.
08:53 Yeah.
08:54 Yeah.
08:55 I know state Wyoming, San Diego State.
08:57 That's a good conference.
08:58 Good call.
08:59 And they're probably better than at least a few.
09:01 It's better than the Mac probably.
09:03 Definitely way better than Mac.
09:04 And football for sure.
09:05 I love it.
09:06 I love the idea.
09:07 I hope I doubt it will work.
09:11 I would love for it to work.
09:13 Yeah, that'd be cool.
09:15 Why would a school in a power five conference agreed to?
09:19 Well, because it wouldn't make more money gutted.
09:21 They don't have like who who are they going to take?
09:24 When you think they're all go to other power five, they can't.
09:27 They're not.
09:28 Who's even left?
09:29 There's like four that are left in their hand.
09:31 I think there's two teams.
09:32 I think it's Washington State and Cal and Cal.
09:35 That's the only two teams left.
09:37 And Stanford.
09:38 No, Stanford went to the ACC.
09:39 Oh, yeah, that's right.
09:40 That's right.
09:41 That's right.
09:42 Yeah.
09:43 And who is the other one?
09:44 Oregon State in Oregon State went to they got plucked to, I believe, Big Ten.
09:47 I don't even know.
09:48 Yeah.
09:49 Well, they got plucked to, I believe, because it was those four.
09:51 But then so I don't know.
09:52 It is two.
09:53 So it is it really relegation if there's only two Pac-12 teams, right?
09:58 Like those are the only true Pac-12 teams, I should say.
10:01 Yeah.
10:02 I mean, realistically, they should go to the Mountain West, but they'll probably end up
10:05 at somewhere else.
10:06 Yeah.
10:07 Or these Mountain West schools are just going to like they're going to put on a shirt and
10:10 tie.
10:11 Maybe like the Santa Barbara Banana Slugs will join that conference.
10:14 I don't know.
10:15 I think I think I wish you could figure out a way to make this at like the college football's
10:18 highest level.
10:19 Yeah.
10:20 I don't know.
10:21 But I think it's sweet.
10:22 I love this next topic.
10:24 The Blue Jays pitcher blamed cramps and not getting his nightly 13 to 14 hours of sleep.
10:30 This news got you say Kikuchi.
10:32 Did I say that correctly on the Blue Jays?
10:37 He left with cramps and he said he believes the cramps happen because he only got 11 hours
10:41 of sleep instead of his usual 13 or 14.
10:44 And he said he got anxious because he only got 11 hours.
10:47 And he said he typically goes to bed around 11 p.m. wakes up at 1 p.m.
10:51 I kind of know where this conversation is going with him.
10:55 So I want to start with you first.
10:57 We're going to start with the fact that he's Japanese.
10:59 Yes, there is.
11:01 He yes, he's Japanese.
11:03 He's Asian.
11:04 He's Japanese.
11:05 I didn't look up.
11:06 Sounds Japanese.
11:07 Japanese.
11:08 Yeah.
11:09 Is he a young fledgling player like 20 ish?
11:14 He's good.
11:15 He's that's insane to even be able to get that much ever.
11:18 Then you would think the Japanese are workhorses.
11:24 They are the people who do 12 to 15 hour shifts, then go home and like then get to their emails
11:30 and their spreadsheets and then they get three hours of sleep and then they die of lack of
11:36 sleep.
11:37 So this guy is the opposite.
11:40 Dave, is that true?
11:43 I don't know.
11:44 Okay.
11:45 Because I was going to say like the I just saw the average age like the death age or
11:51 whatever for Japan is like 85 compared to the like the work like the businessmen, the
11:59 businessmen, the office workers, they are known to work tremendously overworked.
12:04 Are you still just then they die?
12:06 They die of being overworked.
12:08 It's a phenomenon called Karoshi.
12:11 And then on the flip side, the islanders like people of Okinawa, they're more community
12:17 driven family driven and they live to be like in the 110s.
12:22 Wow.
12:23 They probably sleep a lot.
12:24 He is I think he's sleeping a little bit too much.
12:28 That's a lot of sleep.
12:30 I don't think I've ever slept in in my entire life till I doubt I've ever cracked 11.
12:38 What do you think about people who brag about how much they don't sleep in like that?
12:43 Yeah, that was the wave.
12:45 And like when I was coming up in as a college wrestler, there was motivation, motivational
12:50 videos coming out the wazoo where people were like, if you want to succeed as bad as you
12:56 want to breathe, then then you'll be successful.
12:59 But you can't sleep.
13:00 One time Jay-Z went in the studio didn't leave 50 cent at the same thing.
13:04 They didn't leave for 48 hours.
13:06 They say I don't I don't sleep.
13:08 I just I just want to win.
13:09 I just want to be great.
13:11 And then that convinced our whole wrestling team to be like, we got.
13:15 Yeah, let's not sleep.
13:17 Let's party and then get up at five to lift.
13:20 But I think that's that's been proven wrong.
13:23 You have to sleep.
13:24 Yes.
13:25 13 hours, though.
13:26 I think you have to get up and on the Huberman wave.
13:29 And he's even says, like, you kind of got to get seven, eight.
13:35 And but I do find it interesting.
13:37 Sleep is one of the most interesting things because everyone is so different.
13:40 Like you hear about those people who sleep for like two to four hours a night and it's
13:43 like, how the fuck do they do that?
13:45 What's more unbelievable?
13:46 Sleeping for 13 to 14 or sleeping for two to four?
13:51 To me, it's two to four, two to four.
13:53 I mean, but you've done that plenty of times.
13:57 Yes.
13:58 But I've never even been capable of sleeping past 10 hours unless I'm off a bar.
14:04 Yeah, I think I mean, I I've definitely you know, you don't sleep for a while.
14:09 I definitely slept for 12 before.
14:12 Like 12 and I've never done that.
14:14 I would be like a college flu.
14:17 And yeah, or like, yeah, sickness.
14:20 That's a good baseball player.
14:22 Is that a secret to success?
14:25 There's there was a funny video.
14:27 I just looked it up.
14:29 It was maybe 10 years ago.
14:32 What do you get?
14:33 2000 2010.
14:34 Do you remember Chanho Park?
14:36 Yes.
14:37 I remember Chanho Park had another solid Japanese pitcher at a decent career in America.
14:42 And he's got to be he got shelled one.
14:45 He might be Korean, actually.
14:48 He got shelled one start and he has given his press game afterward or postgame press
14:53 conference afterwards and a microphone or the reporter stuck a microphone in his face
14:57 is like, hey, like what happened today?
14:59 You were like way off for fastball.
15:00 I'd like blah, blah, blah.
15:01 He's like, I had diarrhea really bad the entire game.
15:05 But he said it in like a Japanese accent.
15:06 He said it really funny.
15:07 So he's a Korean who speaks in a Japanese or Korean, I mean, Asian.
15:11 I don't know whatever.
15:12 I feel like whatever the Japanese are doing at a high level, they're doing correctly because
15:16 I think they're a little bit futuristic.
15:18 They're a little bit above what we know.
15:21 So I think this guy has something he's got.
15:23 I think if 13 hours works and he figured out a way to get 13 hours.
15:29 More power to you.
15:30 I'm sorry, you're doing eight to nine.
15:32 You're doing the Huberman.
15:33 I'm trying to and I can't.
15:35 Wow, what's your typical?
15:37 Horrible.
15:38 I've been smoking weed before bed, which destroys your REM, melatonin.
15:44 So I fall asleep easily, but I'm getting trash quality of sleep.
15:48 Really?
15:49 Like waking up.
15:50 Like probably six hours.
15:51 Going to the bathroom, getting some water.
15:52 Going to the bathroom just to fart.
15:55 Oh, you don't like farting on your mattress?
15:57 I have a chair, a bed with my girlfriend.
16:00 Oh.
16:01 And I'd occur to see because I eat so much protein, like 300 milligrams or grams.
16:08 What's your preferred protein consumption?
16:11 Like what is it like a lima bean or nothing weird.
16:14 It's just like I'll do a couple or one or two shakes and then meet me.
16:19 Quest bar too.
16:20 I can't do the two chewy.
16:23 What about a shake?
16:25 The core power.
16:26 They're like the chocolate milk ones.
16:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:28 Great.
16:29 It tastes great.
16:30 Do you fart a lot or no?
16:31 Often, but now I'm just like if I have to really fart, I'm going to go sit on the toilet
16:35 to do it.
16:36 Yeah.
16:37 And just like Dutch oven your own toilet?
16:38 Because I don't want to.
16:39 I also don't want to fart for my own sake.
16:41 I don't want to fart my bed and then sleep.
16:43 Yeah.
16:44 Yeah.
16:45 You don't want to Dutch oven yourself.
16:46 How much can you bench press?
16:47 I don't know.
16:49 I do the Smith machine and every time I bring it up, people are like, that's not real.
16:53 So I don't even want to say a number.
16:54 No, say a number.
16:55 Do people, nobody looks down on the Smith machine like society.
16:59 Yeah, lifters don't.
17:01 Yeah.
17:02 I'm like shunned from the bodybuilding community.
17:04 But listen, I don't want to get a spotter.
17:08 I don't want to have to rely on a dude.
17:09 I don't want to live with another dude.
17:10 I want to live by myself.
17:11 Dude, poor Smith.
17:13 He made this like brand new machine to help people and he gets no respect.
17:19 Whoever it is.
17:20 Yeah.
17:21 Mr. Smith.
17:22 Yeah.
17:23 You used to lift.
17:24 I haven't touched a weight in fucking years.
17:27 I guess that makes sense.
17:28 I don't know what.
17:29 Every time I catch myself getting real into it, I'm like, what am I training for?
17:32 I can't do it.
17:33 What's the end game here?
17:35 Can't do it.
17:36 I guess it's to look better, but then I only, I reap the benefits.
17:38 So I look in the mirror.
17:39 I'm like, yeah, that looks pretty good comparatively.
17:42 And I'm not going to let go around taking my shirt off.
17:46 No, you've never been that guy.
17:49 I want to look good enough to look not disgusting with a shirt on, shirt off.
17:53 I don't care what I look like really.
17:55 Cause no one like, I just want to deceive people.
17:58 Yeah.
17:59 If you need clothes on, how do you look?
18:03 I would say not disgusting.
18:05 Yeah.
18:06 That's your, your goal is to look the best.
18:08 Cause if no one's going to see the line, like, would you consider me like, like if we were
18:13 walking down the street and you didn't know each other, would you like, yeah, but if we
18:16 did, you look nice.
18:18 Now when I look at you, I psychologically, I only know like your personality.
18:21 So Miami hurricanes, tight end cam McCormick is seeking a ninth year of eligibility.
18:27 Nine years.
18:28 I got one comment on this.
18:30 I'm sure he'll be granted it with flying colors because that's what the NCAA does.
18:34 And on the flip side, if a kid wanted to go home to his dying mother, who was like terminally
18:38 ill and wanted to be, you know, at Chapel Hill because it's closest to where his mom
18:44 lives or wherever, whatever school they would have said no, because the NCAA sucks.
18:49 That's all you really got to say about it.
18:50 As a former college athlete, nine years of eligibility, you're talking to too much or
18:54 not enough.
18:55 Well, the thing is in the COVID era, a lot of wrestlers were getting like eight, seven
19:00 or eight.
19:01 You're like, holy shit.
19:03 That's kind of fucked up.
19:04 I think it's stupid, but mostly because it doesn't really help.
19:09 At least in wrestling, like the older you get, the harder it is to compete collegiately.
19:16 Like the Mormons will do like a, there'll be like 30 wrestling and they never do better
19:23 than when they were freshmen.
19:27 But yeah, I think you should just call it quits.
19:32 I think they're going to, they got to do like a doc at some point about the lost generation
19:37 who got screwed by these people who stayed too long.
19:40 Right?
19:41 Like, isn't there like a whole little bubble or a whole little patch of graduates who are
19:47 like, these people won't leave and it's affecting me?
19:50 That's true.
19:51 Right?
19:52 Yeah.
19:53 I mean, I don't know.
19:54 He's been, he's, he was at Oregon plates for seven years.
19:59 He was riddled with injuries.
20:00 So he missed several years.
20:01 His NBA, his NFL, uh, the players in the NFL that are in his recruiting class was Nick
20:06 Bosa, Michael Pitt and Miles Sanders.
20:08 I feel like those guys have been the only decade.
20:11 Yeah.
20:12 So I don't know.
20:13 It's not surprising, but well, I nine is a lot.
20:16 Nine is a little surprising.
20:18 Actually.
20:19 I think I've heard six, nine.
20:20 What are you?
20:21 30?
20:22 Dude, I don't know how old he is.
20:25 20 if 28, 27, 28.
20:30 That's good.
20:31 Carl reminds me of a guy who did like nine years as a pitcher.
20:34 He just kept it going.
20:36 He could have.
20:37 It looks like 25.
20:39 How is that right?
20:42 That's what this says though.
20:45 But who knows?
20:46 Uh, last topic here.
20:47 Mexican doctors conclude tests on non-human alien corpses and confirm they're not from
20:52 this earth.
20:53 Uh, are you into the whole alien thing?
20:55 So the Mexicans found a, what looks to be a stereotypical, like a, like an actual alien
21:03 from what we know.
21:04 Uh huh.
21:05 Yes, correct.
21:06 There, there, there has to be like some legitimacy to it.
21:09 I would imagine there is.
21:12 Um, I mean it sounded totally, you're a big periodic table guy, aren't you?
21:19 No, I, that's a lie because we've talked about the periodic table many times in private conversations,
21:24 but they also found large amounts of, uh, cadabium and osmium in it.
21:31 Um, which are two incredibly scarce, uh, elements on earth.
21:37 They are like, they do exist on earth, but incredibly scarce.
21:40 And they found like gross amounts of it.
21:42 So explain that to me.
21:44 You're like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
21:46 I don't know the period.
21:47 I don't know science.
21:48 Yeah, you do.
21:49 No, I don't.
21:50 Yeah, you do.
21:51 Just how many elements are there?
21:52 Uh, I mean, we don't know yet.
21:55 Currently like two on the table, uh, I think it's like two 20 now, two 21 maybe.
22:01 I don't know if it's changing.
22:03 Yeah, it is.
22:05 Actively new ones.
22:07 Yeah.
22:08 How soon does it go up in number?
22:10 Um, element one 51 with, um, Bob Lazar, the other alien guy, he was talking about it in
22:18 the seventies and they're like, no, this element doesn't exist.
22:20 And then they added it like 30 years later.
22:23 Um, do they add elements to the periodic table?
22:30 Um, the big moment right here.
22:33 Last time was element one 18 in 2016.
22:37 So they had our pretty good.
22:38 All right.
22:39 Yeah.
22:40 Um, yeah, I don't know.
22:42 What do you think, Eddie?
22:43 I mean, it's crazy.
22:45 The fact that there's no, it says right here, no evidence of any assembly or manipulation
22:50 of the skulls.
22:51 It's a single, they belong to a single skeleton and were not made by human objects.
22:56 So I, I don't like we go back to the first topic, Taylor Swift for clout.
23:01 I don't think that like Mexico's making this up for clout.
23:05 Would they do that?
23:06 No, they stole it from Argentina or Chile or somewhere in South America.
23:11 And then, and that government's like, wait, how in the fuck do you get this from us?
23:14 Because the Mexicans are like, yeah, we discovered this in Chile and then they brought it back
23:17 to Mexico.
23:18 Oh no shit.
23:19 It's like a, yeah.
23:20 Like I think it was Argentina is suing Mexico or these doctors or whoever scientists.
23:24 So they're like, because they're pissed cause they're like, Hey, we want the fucking alien.
23:28 They're hustling.
23:29 They're like, we found the alien here.
23:31 We're going to bring it to us and take all the credit.
23:33 Yeah.
23:34 So it was something like that.
23:37 A lot of, uh, I don't, I'm not really into the whole alien thing.
23:40 If they're here and they get here and then if it's going to affect me and everyone else,
23:45 then I'll be into it.
23:47 But now it's, I don't know.
23:49 It's just, it's just hearsay.
23:51 Yeah.
23:52 I don't think that's a real alien, but you know, you do ever know.
23:57 Paris, like third grade art project.
24:00 It looks like it.
24:01 Yeah.
24:02 Like a kid made it.
24:03 You do never know.
24:04 You're right.
24:05 Um, all right, then we can hop into the after show.
24:07 Do you want to get into the, uh, Barstool versus America?
24:10 Yes.
24:11 I need you to publicly say how hard the ball pit actually was cause it wasn't easy.
24:15 We did a, we did a, for the Barstool versus America final challenge.
24:21 It was a relay race and Dave and I on opposite teams were tasked with running into a ball
24:26 pit and then like throwing a Frisbee.
24:28 Well, sliding down the soapy slip inside first.
24:32 Yes.
24:33 Yes.
24:34 You made it look like a Barkley marathon, like an ultra marathon.
24:37 You were huffing and puffing too.
24:38 Yeah.
24:39 It was like just in the same vein that like, it's hard to do, uh, to run and stuff and
24:43 jump.
24:44 It was, it was hard.
24:46 Much more.
24:47 You would think getting in and out of a ball pit wouldn't cause someone's lung to.
24:51 We both looked shitty.
24:52 It was day 14.
24:53 We were on like a bender.
24:54 I was, the white socks happened to be playing the red socks that, that week in Boston.
25:00 We were, we were both hung over as hell.
25:03 We both put on a horrendous athletic display.
25:07 Yours way more horrendous than me, which yeah, it was hard.
25:12 It was hard to just own that.
25:13 No one's like Dave's Dave's so out of shape compared to everyone else.
25:18 Dave's so unathletic.
25:19 But people didn't realize like it was, even if I was like, you know, woke up hydrated
25:26 protein shake in the morning and was like ready to do that.
25:28 I still would have been like, what do you want out of this?
25:31 Like do you want this grand respect?
25:33 Cause Stolies like Dave isn't a bad athlete.
25:35 We were talking about it on our show the other day and Jay said it is the single funniest
25:40 piece of content.
25:41 That's the thing.
25:42 We do this for comedy.
25:43 No one.
25:44 If you say you did mediocre, like you did pretty good and when no one gives a shit,
25:49 you sucked.
25:50 It would made it funnier.
25:51 But I care a little bit.
25:52 Who cares about your pride?
25:54 A little bit about how you're perceived as an athlete.
25:56 It's time to stop caring about like you're not.
26:00 But it doesn't look like it in the video that it's like has any ounce of physical.
26:08 Even if like, why do you need people to know that?
26:10 Cause it was a topic of discussion like two weeks ago.
26:13 We had maybe it was, it was harder than it looked, but who cares?
26:17 I don't, I don't.
26:18 People aren't going to be like, duh.
26:20 It did.
26:21 I was at that time, grossly fucking out of shape and it did kind of like influence me
26:27 getting a Peloton and like losing that weight.
26:30 So that was a trip.
26:31 That was a 14 day trip.
26:33 I was only on it for like five though.
26:36 That's right.
26:37 Yeah.
26:38 Cause I can't even add a seat.
26:39 Every day we did a barstool meet and greet where your only options are to get wasted.
26:43 That's unless you want to be the sober guy at the barstool meet and greet.
26:45 I don't know what that's about.
26:48 But it was, we were binge drinking every day and are you going to miss that?
26:55 Fuck me up.
26:56 That was the only one I did.
26:58 So, okay.
26:59 Yeah.
27:00 I mean probably later in life I'll appreciate them.
27:02 Like it's a fun job.
27:04 Yeah.
27:05 Well, that's it.
27:07 All right.
27:08 That's your, your, but he's been, we've been talking about this a lot lately.
27:12 Are we excited for the bulls?
27:14 Yeah.
27:15 We're you're excited.
27:16 Clearly.
27:17 You're excited.
27:18 I am.
27:19 I heard Benny the bull is retiring.
27:21 I think he retired a couple of years ago.
27:23 No, no.
27:24 Someone on the elevator told me today.
27:25 Oh really?
27:26 Yeah.
27:27 It was breaking news to you.
27:29 I thought it was new.
27:30 Yeah.
27:31 I remember when he got a DUI and it was like all the kids in that looked up to the bulls
27:36 mascot in the nineties were like devastated.
27:38 Yeah.
27:40 You want your mascot kind of like they're the type who would be good at driving drunk.
27:44 They can throw a plunger, a disc at the bald guy.
27:47 This guy's like our idol.
27:48 He can't even drive drunk.
27:49 Are you, did you buy that here?
27:51 I bought this in preparation for moving to Chicago to show like the New York crowd that
27:56 like, Hey, like this is a divide.
27:58 This is the team.
27:59 Yeah.
28:00 Who do you hate the most in that office now?
28:03 There's a lot of people who are just horrible humans, but I don't really hate any of them
28:07 on a personal level.
28:09 Who's the worst human?
28:10 Um, I'd have to really dig into that, but who do you think?
28:17 John Rich.
28:18 I can see him being a evil man.
28:21 I like him.
28:22 I'll never trust a pill head.
28:26 You get a lot of shit for being like gross, but there's guys who abuse drugs and alcohol
28:31 way worse than you and they treat their, their loved ones with way more disdain than you.
28:36 So give us an example.
28:38 Um, like who's like a few, give us like four.
28:42 So you're not singling anyone out individually.
28:46 The whole KFC crew, they like Kevin, John and Jackie just stink out loud.
28:53 No, I'm joking.
28:54 I love those guys.
28:55 No, I don't, I don't, I don't know anybody.
28:57 Wow.
28:58 What is plot?
28:59 Kevin, Kevin.
29:00 Like I love Kevin.
29:03 I don't know John or Jackie very well, but Kevin's Kevin's who've you had a beef with
29:08 in the past?
29:09 He had a little beef with Travis beef with Jared.
29:14 Um, anyone else?
29:17 Any women?
29:18 No.
29:19 Oh, there's one.
29:20 Oh yeah.
29:21 I have to get into it from that same trip.
29:24 You can Hannah.
29:25 Oh yeah.
29:26 You beefed with her.
29:27 I wasn't beat.
29:28 I called her out on that show.
29:29 I'm like, dude, you kind of fucking stink.
29:32 And then everybody voted her like the worst travel companion and she was like heartbroken.
29:36 Cause yeah, she didn't see that coming.
29:38 I don't know how she didn't, but I mean, why, what does she do?
29:41 I don't know.
29:42 I, I didn't, I think she was being bratty.
29:44 Oh God.
29:45 Yeah.
29:46 Yeah.
29:47 A little bit.
29:48 All right.
29:49 KB.
29:50 It's fun to chop it up with you.
29:51 I'll be chopping it up with you today.
29:52 Later on.
29:53 You're going to be on the podcast.
29:54 I am.
29:55 I'm kind of nervous.
29:56 Excited.
29:57 You're on a NIS podcast.
29:58 Yeah.
29:59 Are you excited?
30:00 Yeah.
30:01 I'm excited.
30:02 I'm excited for what you just told me.
30:03 And it's always good to have someone like you on.
30:04 Good.
30:05 Good.
30:06 Yeah.
30:07 Are you going to get into the depths of my brain?
30:09 I want you to showcase cause you're a knowledgeable guy and we have a lot of similar interests,
30:14 but we'll get into that later.
30:15 Like, you know, you know, distance really well.
30:18 I was a logistics broker in my past.
30:20 I think that's fascinating.
30:21 You guys have seen the movie, the matrix.
30:23 I'm sure you have as well.
30:25 Right.
30:26 You know, um, Nio is the one, um, like in, in the logistics world.
30:31 Like we talk about the one you would have been like the one in the logistics world,
30:36 just with all your knowledge of the globe.
30:39 That's not really, I just memorize things, but I don't know like the distance between
30:43 Kansas city and Houston.
30:45 That was the front.
30:46 Like, I don't know how or why, and you can even look this up right now.
30:49 I'm pretty sure I still remember, but chief and I were driving and it was overnight somewhere.
30:52 I forget why he's like, he's like, how far is it from making Georgia to Atlanta?
30:57 I'm like 84 miles.
30:58 And yeah, I've heard you nail those before.
31:01 Can you look, I'm pretty sure it's 80, it's 83.3.
31:04 Yeah.
31:05 That's amazing.
31:06 He, he asked it out loud.
31:07 I'm like, fuck, I hate that.
31:08 I knew that.
31:09 But that's like the kind of shit that it's incredible.
31:12 It is amazing.
31:13 It is amazing.
31:14 Um, all right then we could wrap it up.
31:17 Go listen to anus, go support, subscribe to the bar.
31:19 Chicago, YouTube, we're almost at a hundred K and a go watch all the other Barstool content.
31:24 Oh yeah.
31:25 It gets a hundred K celebrate too.
31:27 That'd be nice.
31:28 So what should we do for celebration?
31:29 Um, don't be afraid to celebrate milestones just because you're older now and go pop a
31:36 bottle.
31:37 You gave me the green, you gave us the green light.
31:39 I appreciate it.
31:40 You guys should celebrate it.
31:41 Fuck, fuck being too above celebrating.
31:44 We got down there.
31:45 We do.
31:46 I don't like the popping is like a little too celebratey.
31:50 Don't do it in people's faces.
31:51 You guys, the Chicago crew should go to a bar tonight, shoot the shit, have some shots
31:57 and just cherish your careers that you've had without thinking about the negative things,
32:03 which there aren't any beautiful.
32:04 There are never any or never any.
32:07 Uh, thanks KB.
32:08 Thank you.
32:09 Boy talks Dave.
32:10 Thank you.
32:11 Thank you guys.
32:12 I appreciate you guys.
32:13 That's the rundown.
32:13 (whooshing)
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