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00:15 [music]
00:17 [laughs]
00:19 We all know the story of a maid named Snow White,
00:23 and of how the good dwarves tried to hide her from sight.
00:27 And who can forget how that wicked queen, the Crepe,
00:31 gave Snow White the apple to cause eternal sleep.
00:36 [music]
00:41 Poisonous strong, but love stronger still,
00:45 one day came a prince riding over the hill.
00:49 With love in his heart, he reached out his hand.
00:53 His touch woke Snow White and brought joy to the land.
00:58 What follows now, a wedding.
01:00 Well, then, let all the dwarves be our seven best men.
01:06 Good! [laughs]
01:08 Look, they rode into the sunset and threw green clover.
01:13 But that isn't the end, no.
01:15 Our story's not over.
01:17 So for those of you who feel perplexed
01:20 and want to know what happens next,
01:22 we are proud to present,
01:26 for your fun and delight,
01:29 the continuing story of the Prince and Snow White.
01:34 [music]
01:37 [thunder]
01:41 [music]
01:45 [thunder]
01:49 [music]
01:53 [music]
01:57 [thunder]
02:01 [music]
02:05 [music]
02:09 [music]
02:13 [music]
02:17 (nervous grunting)
02:47 (speaking gibberish)
02:50 - Cool.
02:54 (coughing)
02:58 Now this is what I call a party.
03:01 No more evil queen.
03:03 That old hag won't be pushing us around no more, Batso.
03:07 - Gee, that's not a very nice thing to call her.
03:10 (coughing)
03:12 - You some kind of bird brain or something.
03:14 These are the happiest days of our lives.
03:17 - Well, I can't help it, Scal.
03:21 I still feel sorry for the poor wicked queen.
03:24 - Sorry?
03:25 You're a bat.
03:26 You're supposed to be bad.
03:28 - Bad?
03:29 - Yeah.
03:30 Me, Rufus Cruell, rotten to the core.
03:36 Like me.
03:38 (coughing)
03:39 - Nobody's perfect.
03:41 (groaning)
03:44 (coughing)
03:46 (laughing)
03:48 - What's going on here?
03:54 - You invite him?
03:59 - Now you see?
04:10 (cheering)
04:13 - Batso!
04:13 - Where is my sister?
04:22 - Good evening, your Lord Lord.
04:27 - Scal, how are arms?
04:30 - The nest I hated.
04:32 - Where is she?
04:35 - Uh, uh, uh, she's, she went out for a walk.
04:40 Right, Batso?
04:40 - Scal, you know we're not supposed to tell fibs.
04:44 - She did go out for a walk.
04:47 - Yeah, but you didn't say when.
04:50 (screaming)
04:52 - Ah, my sister's magic looking glass.
04:56 It'll tell me what I want to know.
04:59 Looking glass upon the wall,
05:05 at my command you will show me all.
05:09 (glass shattering)
05:12 - No.
05:13 - Keep it down, you noisy creep.
05:16 You're ruining my beauty sleep.
05:18 - How dare you?
05:20 (laser firing)
05:23 - Do your worst.
05:33 - As you can see, your magic cast no spell on me.
05:39 (laughing)
05:41 - Is that so?
05:45 - If you don't show me what happened to my sister,
05:49 I'll break you into a thousand pieces.
05:52 - Oh, that might be a different story.
05:55 I'll show you all, but you'll be sorry.
05:58 Sorry, whatever.
06:01 When water flows as though it's bled
06:05 and sky does change from blue to red,
06:09 it's a sign to all.
06:11 The queen is dead.
06:13 (screaming)
06:15 - I scared myself.
06:17 - No, it can't be.
06:20 - How did this happen?
06:22 - Here's the news.
06:25 - Poor jealous sister met her plight,
06:28 trying to harm the fair Snow White.
06:31 - Snow White?
06:35 And who's the pretty boy she's with?
06:39 - Ah, that'd be the prince you're in worship.
06:42 - Snow White and her prince.
06:44 Aren't they the happy couple?
06:47 From this day forward,
06:52 I shall rule this castle and all that is in it.
06:57 I will control the laws of nature
07:00 and bend them to my will.
07:03 (dramatic music)
07:07 (explosion)
07:09 (laughing)
07:17 You and every wretched creature like you
07:21 will do my bidding.
07:22 I will twist and change and distort everything
07:32 in the realm of doom.
07:34 (explosion)
07:37 I shall have one purpose and one purpose only.
07:43 Vengeance!
07:47 Snow White and her handsome prince
07:52 shall pay for what has happened to my sister.
07:55 (dramatic music)
08:01 (roaring)
08:03 (screaming)
08:12 (explosion)
08:17 (roaring)
08:20 (explosion)
08:29 (dramatic music)
08:32 (barking)
08:38 (coughing)
08:47 Listen kid, I think you should know
08:55 bad like me is the way to go.
08:57 Being nice is just for sex.
08:59 Being good is a handicap.
09:01 ♪ He's bad ♪
09:02 I'm bad, see?
09:03 ♪ He's so bad ♪
09:04 You gotta be bad like me.
09:06 ♪ He's fighting all around ♪
09:08 ♪ With a mean and nasty crowd ♪
09:10 ♪ He's bad ♪
09:11 Rude dude, you got that?
09:13 Take total commitment to be thoroughly bad,
09:17 I'm gonna tell you about the fun I've had.
09:19 I've come this far with just one rule,
09:22 get to them before they get to you.
09:24 ♪ He's bad, so bad ♪
09:27 I'm a dirty birdie.
09:28 ♪ He's fighting all around ♪
09:30 ♪ With a mean and nasty crowd ♪
09:33 ♪ He's bad ♪
09:34 I fly in the fast lane, see?
09:36 (screaming)
09:40 Come on, Bacho.
09:47 Where are we going?
09:48 To help Lord Malice get Snow White.
09:51 We gotta get back on his good side.
09:53 Which side is that?
09:57 That's old.
09:58 We're gonna show him we can be really bad.
10:02 I can't wait to see them again.
10:19 Me neither.
10:22 If it weren't for the seven dwarfs,
10:23 I never would have found you.
10:25 Do you think it's silly to ride all this way
10:28 just to invite them to the wedding?
10:30 Not if it makes you happy.
10:31 Look at those flowers.
10:34 Oh, I'd love to pick some for the dwarfs.
10:37 Go ahead.
10:37 Is it safe to stop here?
10:40 Don't worry, Snow White.
10:42 There's nothing to be afraid of.
10:44 With the wicked queen gone, who would harm us?
10:47 (dramatic music)
10:49 Ready, Bacho?
11:02 I think so.
11:05 I want you to be a vicious, heartless fighting machine.
11:09 The very baddest there is.
11:11 (sniffing)
11:12 (screaming)
11:14 The very baddest there is.
11:16 (sneezing)
11:17 Would you settle for just one of the top 10?
11:20 Snow White!
11:33 (screaming)
11:35 (grunting)
11:37 Come on, boy!
11:40 (grunting)
11:44 Watch me stop the prince.
11:46 Hey, I'm back!
11:54 That's what I call bad.
12:00 (screaming)
12:11 (growling)
12:13 (horses whinnying)
12:18 (screaming)
12:40 (growling)
12:42 Get away from me!
13:06 Watch this.
13:09 I'll get her from behind.
13:11 (howling)
13:13 (gasping)
13:15 (laughing)
13:19 (growling)
13:21 Not bad.
13:31 (growling)
13:38 Run, Snow White, run!
13:40 Don't turn back!
13:44 (screaming)
13:51 (horses whinnying)
13:56 (grunting)
14:07 (laughing)
14:09 I've never seen such magic as this.
14:15 Who are you?
14:16 What do you want?
14:17 (grunting)
14:20 I'll find you, Snow White.
14:24 You can be sure of that.
14:28 And I have a very special fate in store for you.
14:33 Very special indeed.
14:35 (suspenseful music)
14:39 (suspenseful music)
14:43 (panting)
14:45 (thudding)
14:48 (gasping)
14:51 (gasping)
14:57 (suspenseful music)
15:00 (thudding)
15:07 (suspenseful music)
15:10 (panting)
15:12 (gunshot)
15:16 (gunshot)
15:19 (suspenseful music)
15:25 (suspenseful music)
15:28 Where am I?
15:45 Oh.
15:54 (gunshot)
15:56 Could it be?
16:23 (gasping)
16:26 It's the cottage of the seven dwarfs.
16:31 (suspenseful music)
16:34 I'm so tired.
16:42 I can't go on.
16:45 (gasping)
16:49 (suspenseful music)
16:53 (suspenseful music)
16:56 (suspenseful music)
17:03 (suspenseful music)
17:06 Hello?
17:31 Hello?
17:33 Where are you?
17:34 I'm so thirsty.
17:38 I hope he won't mind.
17:40 Oh.
17:45 My.
17:51 Your cottage sure is grown.
17:55 It's beautiful.
17:57 Oh.
18:03 Oh my.
18:04 Oh my goodness.
18:08 Why, you're not the seven dwarfs.
18:16 I should say not.
18:18 But the seven dwarfs live in that cottage.
18:22 Not anymore.
18:23 They opened up a new mine way over in the next kingdom.
18:27 Oh.
18:28 But then,