Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 18th November 2023
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00:00 "Wisdom, wisdom."
00:02 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching 'Hoshiyaariya'.
00:05 Friends, there are two types of assets in life.
00:07 One is financial assets.
00:09 Your house, wealth, bank balance, all these things.
00:13 And on one side, there are emotional assets.
00:15 Your parents, wife, children,
00:19 sincere friends, neighbours, colleagues.
00:22 Try to work on emotional assets in life.
00:26 The reason for that is that financial assets,
00:28 if you waste your time in making them,
00:30 with the excuse that you won't make emotional assets,
00:34 then one day, financial assets will make you lonely.
00:37 And when you leave this world, they will go to someone else.
00:40 Whereas, emotional assets will pick you up
00:44 when your financial assets leave you.
00:47 So, they will become your shoulders
00:49 which will help you earn financial assets again.
00:52 Because, in the end, your success won't be measured in your life.
00:56 It will be measured in the time you spend with your emotional assets.
01:00 So, try not to waste your time
01:03 while earning financial assets
01:05 and lose your emotional assets.
01:07 So, let's start today's show with this message.
01:10 Today, we will take you to the police station
01:12 and see what the police station is like.
01:14 Oh, God! Asim, I have missed you so much.
01:17 So, you have come, criminal Chander.
01:19 - Are you out of your mind? - What happened?
01:22 Why did you come to my family matter?
01:25 Family matter is not a problem. It's a problem at the police station.
01:27 Go home and talk to them.
01:29 You can talk to them wherever you want.
01:31 So, Asim, you don't talk on the phone?
01:34 We talk on the phone, but we don't feel at peace until we see each other.
01:37 So, you can video chat with them.
01:44 - It's a video chat in the house. - Yes.
01:46 You can't see their faces. You can only see their faces.
01:48 It means, they have a wide angle camera.
01:53 I respect you only because of Dileem Shehra.
01:55 I told him to keep you at the back.
01:59 He said, "No, I won't."
02:01 One day, I was talking on the video call.
02:07 I told him, "I can't see you. The matchstick is on the back."
02:11 Asim, Arzu will find someone.
02:15 You should think about Samina.
02:17 I can't think about Samina.
02:20 I didn't think about her.
02:22 She's been hitting Samina's hand.
02:24 It's good that she's stuck to my hand.
02:26 Sir won't think of me until he tells me to mislead women.
02:32 How will you mislead women?
02:33 He'll leave them at the police station.
02:38 I remembered something.
02:41 Chita, tell us what's going on.
02:43 I've seen a new science.
02:47 Chita is going to you.
02:50 [LAUGHTER]
02:52 [APPLAUSE]
02:54 You've done this face.
02:56 No, I didn't do anything wrong.
02:57 Sir, you're a car dealer.
03:00 -No, you... -I'm not that bad.
03:03 -Okay. -I've changed the crime.
03:05 -Crime? -Crime.
03:06 Okay, crime.
03:07 I've reduced petrol and dollars.
03:10 I'm not reducing crime.
03:11 Have you ever seen statistics?
03:13 -Statistics say something else. -What do they say?
03:16 They say, not many people live in Canada.
03:18 Not many people live in Australia.
03:20 Not many people live from Hyderabad to Karachi.
03:23 If you take their crime rate and take the crime rate of Canada
03:26 you'll understand that crime rate doesn't mean
03:30 you can name a city.
03:31 Look at the population.
03:32 It's the same everywhere.
03:34 It shouldn't be like that.
03:35 I'm not saying it should be like that.
03:37 But we want it to be like that.
03:40 We see it on the internet and on TV.
03:43 People get more hype.
03:44 People listen to those who do bad things.
03:47 People who do bad things for the Pakistani economy.
03:49 They say, listen to him.
03:51 He talks about history.
03:53 Why do we have this appetite
03:57 to like bad things?
03:59 Because we have a bad nature.
04:01 We say bad things openly.
04:03 We're the bad people of our country.
04:05 -Greetings, sir. -Greetings.
04:07 He's a dacoit. He's not going to marry.
04:10 He's a dacoit.
04:12 Do I look like a dacoit?
04:14 You look like a dacoit.
04:16 Dacoit.
04:18 -Sit down. -Thank you, sir.
04:20 -Thank you, sir. -What do you want?
04:22 -We came to complain about.. -Yes.
04:26 ..the high-rise building.
04:27 -We can't do it. -We're very upset.
04:29 What happened?
04:30 A man has put a bullet in our nose.
04:33 -He's hurt. -Sir.
04:35 He's blown it from the bottom.
04:40 Don't get your nose shot.
04:43 I've done it once or twice. It's not working.
04:46 You fools.
04:48 It means he's harassing them.
04:51 -I see. -Sir, he has made our lives hell.
04:55 -Didn't you have a hen? -Yes.
04:57 He made our lives hell.
04:59 -Tell us the truth. -Tell us.
05:04 Sir, he has made our lives hell.
05:08 He did it. Sit close to him.
05:11 -Sir, he's right. -Yes.
05:15 He's the one who did it.
05:16 Tell me, how do you want to file a report?
05:20 -The entire village will complain. -Yes.
05:23 But there are two respectable people in the village.
05:25 -One of them.. -You're the only respectable person.
05:28 You can't just throw a pebble and find a fruit.
05:33 You're an example of your own.
05:35 -What's your name? -Maksood Akhtar.
05:38 -Maksood Akhtar. -Yes.
05:40 -Son? -Bashir Ahmed.
05:42 Why didn't you mention your father's name?
05:44 -Sir, I did mention his name. -Yes.
05:46 But I didn't mention it two months ago.
05:48 -What's your name? -Hanif Chanak.
05:51 -What's your father's name? -Hadsa.
05:54 -No, Shahad Reddy. -Don't you have a job?
05:58 -No, sir. I'm a smuggler. -No.
06:00 -I can't believe it. -Sir, I'm a smuggler.
06:03 -He's saying it with his own mouth. -Yes.
06:04 Shut up. Don't talk about my experience.
06:07 I'm fed up of you.
06:08 -Don't you have a job? -Who believes in such nonsense?
06:10 I'm a smuggler.
06:13 I'm telling you to tell me.
06:15 -Don't you have a job? -No, sir.
06:17 Yes, I have a job.
06:19 Why do I feel that you have a job in dirty oil?
06:22 Sir, both are right.
06:25 He's smuggling dirty oil in dirty oil.
06:27 -What's your job? -Miraji.
06:29 -Tell me clearly. -Yes.
06:33 -Miraji, I have a job in clean oil. -Don't get confused.
06:35 -You'll get confused and it'll get dirty. -Okay.
06:37 Why do you look like you're from Tabla?
06:41 Sir, I've to clean the cars and sell them.
06:45 You're working so hard. You're a cleaner.
06:48 -It can be refined. -Yes.
06:54 There's a big scam going on these days.
06:56 They make copy bottles and put fake stickers in them.
07:02 They seal it.
07:04 They refine the old oil and put it in the cars.
07:08 That's why your workshop is full.
07:11 -Shubhu, can I tell you something? -Yes, sir.
07:13 When you're in the police station, you should be careful.
07:16 You're wasting people's time.
07:19 You're here to ask who's troubling you.
07:21 -Who are you against? -Sir, there's a guy from our village.
07:25 -Achurrakat. -Oh, Achurrakat.
07:27 What does he do? What troubles him?
07:29 I've known him for eight years.
07:30 -Oh, you know him. You should arrest him. -It's been eight years.
07:34 You're here after eight years.
07:37 -Who is he? -Sir, you.
07:38 He talks about Durga.
07:41 I think he's the one who's talking about Durga.
07:43 How much money did he take in eight years?
07:45 -He left me after eight years. -Really?
07:48 -My kids are studying. -Oh.
07:50 -I don't have money. -Oh.
07:51 -He took my entire life's savings. -Oh.
07:53 How much money did he take in total?
07:55 He took Rs. 8000 from me.
07:58 -What? -Eight?
07:59 I think he didn't even use the balance of the year.
08:02 -He took Rs. 8000. -Oh.
08:06 He's so cunning. He's a cunning man.
08:10 (LAUGHING)
08:11 Sir, how much money did he take?
08:14 How much interest did he get?
08:17 Sir, I'm sure I've lost a lot of money.
08:20 -What are you saying? -No.
08:21 I can see that you've lost a lot of money.
08:23 -How much ration will I get? -Hmm.
08:26 The shopkeeper will give me the same amount.
08:27 He'll say, "What will I get with this much ration?"
08:29 He might have stolen a lakh or a crore.
08:31 -But he's the one who's stopping crime. -Oh, man.
08:34 You're crying for a lakh.
08:35 He took Rs. 8000.
08:38 -You take Rs. 8000. -Rs. 8000.
08:40 I'm worried about this.
08:42 He took Rs. 8000 for recovery.
08:44 Where will he keep it?
08:45 You're also in a bad situation.
08:47 (LAUGHING)
08:48 What's your problem?
08:49 I'm the one who's in a bad situation.
08:51 Now I know why smart people keep their clothes clean.
08:55 They end up crying.
08:56 (LAUGHING)
08:57 -What happened? -You tell him.
08:58 Sir, I've been a victim of corruption for the past five years.
09:01 People don't cry. They don't get scared.
09:02 -Believe me, they end up being enemies. -No.
09:04 We should create a willpower.
09:06 Tell him openly.
09:07 -He's sitting here. -Listen, Mr. Chobu.
09:09 -Do you know what's the matter? -Yes.
09:11 He says that he's been a victim of corruption for the past five years.
09:15 Yes.
09:16 When he started corrupting you,
09:17 you're reporting to us after a week.
09:19 (LAUGHING)
09:21 Sir, he might be trying to tell you.
09:23 He might not be letting you know.
09:24 -Shakim has been corrupt too. -What?
09:26 He didn't even mention his house that he was corrupt.
09:28 (LAUGHING)
09:29 Why didn't you come to the police station earlier?
09:31 Sir, I don't come to the police station for such reasons.
09:34 I'm scared of the police station.
09:35 Why are you scared of the police station?
09:38 (LAUGHING)
09:39 The police station is a big place.
09:40 You can run away from one person.
09:42 (LAUGHING)
09:43 Tell me the matter.
09:45 Believe me, I'm a victim of corruption.
09:47 -He's a victim of corruption. -Don't cry.
09:50 Sir, this is a crime.
09:52 -Don't cry. -He's a victim of corruption.
09:53 -He's a victim of corruption. -Yes.
09:55 I don't understand why he didn't speak up for his rights.
09:58 Why did he endure the torture?
09:59 There's a reason for that.
10:00 99.9% of people don't know about this.
10:03 The more you're scared of people who are involved in crimes,
10:06 the more you're scared of them.
10:10 They feel that you shouldn't say this.
10:13 The day you realise that you're scared of me,
10:19 you'll be scared of them.
10:20 But, Mr. Haroon, this is also a factor.
10:22 People are scared of going to the police.
10:25 They'll get involved in their own affairs and won't pay attention.
10:28 -He's a victim of corruption. -I can't go to the police station.
10:31 I can't go to the police station.
10:32 -You're listening to me, right? -Yes.
10:33 It's not like you can turn a white man into a black man.
10:36 Yes, that's right.
10:38 No matter how much money a police officer earns,
10:40 you can't turn a black man into a white man.
10:43 You can bring a black man to the grey area.
10:45 But, it's not like you can turn a white man into a black man
10:49 or a black man into a white man.
10:51 It's very difficult to do that.
10:53 But, God willing, there's a way to do it.
10:57 And that's why your parliament is here.
10:59 Otherwise, imagine that you give a day off to Sindh police,
11:05 Punjab police and KPK police.
11:08 -You'll see what happens. -Of course.
11:10 People are scared of them.
11:13 But, at least they can talk to the citizens politely.
11:16 -Okay, now... -I'm not going to the police station.
11:19 Okay, one more thing.
11:21 After listening to you, I can understand that
11:24 God forbid, you have to go to the police station.
11:27 But, you didn't go to the police station recently.
11:30 Now, educated people have come.
11:31 And the culture has changed and it's still happening.
11:34 At least, they talk to the citizens politely.
11:37 And they listen to what they have to say.
11:38 Sir, the best thing is that IG sir,
11:41 -Punjab's best man... -Yes.
11:42 ...is doing a good job in the police department.
11:44 He's an SHO, a soldier, a constable, anyone.
11:48 -Believe me, he's appreciating it. -No, sir.
11:49 He's giving cash prizes.
11:51 Yes, he should appreciate such good things.
11:53 Yes, sir. He's a top tier person.
11:55 He's a very good man.
11:58 -He's a good man. -Okay.
12:00 I've given him all the secrets of the business.
12:03 Oh!
12:05 Sir, I've two young men at home.
12:07 -Oh! -Oh, God!
12:08 -No problem. -I'll give you the money.
12:11 You've written the letter and you're talking about the marriage.
12:14 -Oh! -Don't make me listen to your sorrows.
12:16 -Okay. -We're here to listen to your sorrows.
12:19 -Okay. -We're their parents.
12:20 -We're their siblings. -Okay.
12:22 -We're their siblings. -You're so responsible.
12:24 Here, read the letter.
12:25 Sir, in these 50 years,
12:30 I've given you Rs. 5000.
12:33 -Oh! -Oh!
12:34 Rs. 5000 is not a small amount.
12:37 You'll get a bath and your kids will sit here.
12:41 You can't give me Rs. 5000.
12:46 -You know what, Chobu? -Yes.
12:48 I'll give you Rs. 5000 for your recovery.
12:50 -No. -I don't have money to recover.
12:53 Do you have his number?
12:55 -I have his number. -Tell me his number.
12:57 -0044... -0044...
13:00 -8677... -8677...
13:02 -905... -I'm coming.
13:04 -I'm coming. -He's calling from outside.
13:07 Sir, he's calling from outside.
13:09 -He only calls from WhatsApp. -Okay.
13:11 -I'll call him. -I'll call him from WhatsApp.
13:12 Yes, you'll have to call him from WhatsApp.
13:14 Fine.
13:16 -Hello. -Hello.
13:20 What are you saying?
13:21 -Achhu Rocket. -Achhu Rocket.
13:24 Sir, I have a request to make.
13:26 You know I'm a polite officer.
13:29 Come to the police station. I'll talk to you.
13:31 How dare he make a request against me?
13:35 How dare he make a request against me?
13:40 I'll kill him.
13:42 -I'm going to kill him. -He's coming.
13:44 -He's coming. -He's coming, sir.
13:46 He seems to be a very rude person.
13:48 -Please give us permission. -Why are you so scared?
13:52 -You're in the police station. -Sir, you don't understand.
13:56 He shoots first and then talks.
13:58 -Who will explain to him? -What?
13:59 How can he talk when he shoots?
14:02 He shoots and dies.
14:04 He stands next to him and talks. Who was he?
14:07 Sir, this is the matter.
14:10 You can shoot him. I'll talk to him.
14:13 -Let me tell you. -Yes.
14:15 Before Asim gets shot, he'll have to pass through the corpse.
14:19 Why did you get shot?
14:22 I'm doing this because you're alive and I'm alive.
14:25 Sir, I had to take the bullets to save my sister's house.
14:28 I would've been shot. Where would I have gone?
14:31 Please don't say anything against us.
14:35 -Who are you? -My name is Chuhe.
14:44 They call me Rocket.
14:46 -What are you doing here? -I want to walk.
14:49 -He's a fool. -What?
14:53 -He can walk. -He wants to walk?
14:58 If you do this, he'll never come back.
15:01 Mr. Achhu, you're..
15:06 Please sit down.
15:07 Who are you to teach me how to walk?
15:11 -Do you have any sense? -Sorry.
15:14 -You're dead. Cheetah. -Yes, sir.
15:16 -Let him in. -Let's go.
15:19 -Let's go. -Let's go.
15:21 -Listen to us. -What's going on?
15:23 -What are you doing? -Let me go.
15:26 What have you done?
15:27 I'm going to file a complaint against Shereef Sherry.
15:30 -He'll be punished. -Oh.
15:32 -Sir. -What did he say?
15:35 What did I do?
15:37 If a person is 8 years old, he'll get Rs. 8000.
15:40 If a person is 50 years old, he'll get Rs. 5000.
15:42 He's not a kid. He's a grown up.
15:45 I've been very nice to him.
15:47 -He.. -You were 35-36 years old.
15:50 He's a low standard.
15:54 If I had a lover like you, I'd double my age.
15:58 -You're right. -Shut up.
16:00 You're right.
16:03 -You should double your age. -Oh.
16:05 You should sleep in the morning and eat in the evening.
16:08 But you'll sleep here. Why will you bring me?
16:11 Order me. I'll bring you as much as you want.
16:15 Sir, you do one thing.
16:17 -Yes. -Give me Rs. 13000.
16:20 -Oh. -Rs. 13000.
16:24 How much time will you give me?
16:27 It'll take 13 years.
16:29 -This is your average. -Yes.
16:32 Sir, we'll meet today. We've thought about it.
16:35 What do I do with you?
16:39 You're asking for 13,000 years.
16:41 -Listen to me. -You're a real man.
16:45 Listen to me. I'll kill you.
16:49 I'll kill you.
16:50 Sir, sorry. Sorry.
16:52 Don't say sorry.
16:54 You reminded me of my father.
16:56 Listen to me.
16:58 Take your shoes off.
17:00 He'll remember his grandmother.
17:03 Ask him for a diaper. His mother is also a diaper.
17:06 Ask him for a diaper. His mother is also a diaper.
17:08 Mr. Asim, let's order money and party.
17:12 -Okay. -Call that man.
17:14 He's standing outside. Call him inside.
17:17 -He's wearing a dupatta. -Oh.
17:19 -He's his henny man. -Oh.
17:24 Have mercy on your youth, uncle.
17:27 Or he'll beat you so much that you'll remember.
17:30 Kaalu, come inside.
17:32 Kaalu is here. Keep him outside.
17:34 I'll take it out.
17:36 Kaalu will give it to you like this.
17:38 Sir, didn't anyone give you a tip to party?
17:43 Do you have 13,000 in your pocket?
17:45 -Yes, I do. -Give it to him.
17:47 Here you go, sir.
17:55 -It's yours. -I don't know.
18:00 It's time to leave.
18:02 Hey, you!
18:04 -Cheetah. -Yes, sir.
18:07 Take this money.
18:09 -Thank you, sir. -Come.
18:13 Thank you, sir.
18:15 Thank you, sir.
18:18 Here's your 8,000.
18:20 -What? -Your 8,000.
18:23 Have mercy on your youth.
18:26 Go and do your business.
18:28 Do whatever you can.
18:31 -Here's your 5,000. -Yes.
18:33 In these 15 days, both the kids will get married.
18:37 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
18:43 Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
18:45 He was dancing so beautifully near the pillar.
18:48 I couldn't resist. I brought him inside.
18:50 Wow! He wasn't dancing near the pillar.
18:54 There was a power cut. Suddenly, everyone got hurt.
18:57 I was dancing on the stairs.
18:59 My head was spinning.
19:00 Who are you? You're an odd one out.
19:02 I'm my brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
19:04 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:06 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:07 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:09 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:10 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:12 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:13 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:15 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:17 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:18 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:20 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:22 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:24 I'm his brother-in-law.
19:25 It's my brother-in-law's wedding.
19:27 It's your brother-in-law's wedding.
19:28 For the Geeta function. - Okay.
19:29 I'm going to be a kick-boxer.
19:31 What happened?
19:33 He's not at fault.
19:34 Yes. - What happened?
19:36 He didn't sing well.
19:37 He didn't sing well. - Then?
19:39 He died last night.
19:41 He died last night.
19:44 He called us.
19:45 He travelled a long way.
19:46 He doesn't come now. - He doesn't come?
19:48 Yes. He should've told us.
19:49 Believe me, I sat in the bathroom for an hour and a half.
19:53 Why? - I kept singing.
19:54 I said, "Go and do the rituals."
19:56 We've been patient.
19:58 We have a musician with us.
20:00 He's standing near the pillar.
20:01 Shall we call him? - No.
20:03 Listen to my request.
20:04 His father-in-law has passed away.
20:07 So, you guys go back.
20:09 No. We can't go back.
20:11 Why? - We've taken all the money.
20:14 Now, it'll be a sin for us
20:16 if we don't give our performance.
20:18 He's dead. - Yes.
20:20 Lift him up a little and put him on the side.
20:22 Let him dance here.
20:24 No, Sajan. It's not a problem if he's lying down.
20:26 He won't say that the step is not good.
20:29 Sir, there's a solution. - What?
20:32 You've paid the money.
20:33 You want to perform.
20:35 The stage is in front of you.
20:36 Shall we dance?
20:37 Dear, try to understand. - What?
20:39 His father-in-law has passed away.
20:41 Yes. - We came here on his wish.
20:43 Okay. - It was his wish.
20:44 We spoke on the phone.
20:46 He said, "I want to put my son's wedding in colour."
20:49 "There are already colours here."
20:50 I said the same thing.
20:53 Okay. - He said, "I want to put my son's wedding in colour."
20:55 I said, "God has given you a son-in-law of such good colour."
20:57 "How many more colours do you want?"
20:58 We told him to talk to the person
21:03 who gave you the daughter.
21:04 No, he's a good person. He's a TikToker.
21:06 He was calling us on video.
21:09 We would've been in trouble.
21:10 I've spoken to him a few times.
21:13 Yes. - I put a cloth on the phone and spoke to him.
21:16 He was blabbering on the phone.
21:21 I had to book him. I was so embarrassed.
21:23 Yes. - I used to go home for a month.
21:25 Why? - I thought he was my brother-in-law.
21:27 The father-in-law who has passed away.. - Yes.
21:30 ..is a great man. - Yes.
21:32 I didn't get him because I was stubborn.
21:33 Okay. - He died because he took a bath.
21:35 What? - Oh!
21:37 He's still lying dead.
21:40 Normally, the policy of companies is that
21:43 if you can't perform because of an event
21:46 you don't have to return the advance amount.
21:50 You can take the remaining amount and go home.
21:51 You do the same thing. You play the drum at weddings.
21:55 You don't support us.
21:56 Your brother doesn't spare anyone.
21:59 He's jumping around like he's on fire.
22:03 Tell me your name. What's your name?
22:05 You reach Rajasthan. - Yes.
22:07 You land at the adde. - Yes.
22:08 Ask anyone, you have to go to your lover's house.
22:10 The song is also made.
22:11 "I have to go to my lover's house."
22:14 It's not that.
22:15 "I have to go to my lover's house."
22:19 "I have to go to my lover's house."
22:23 I thought you were a Punjabi lover.
22:26 You have so many wives.
22:29 You travelled so far.
22:31 You contact him. The group is ready.
22:33 He seems to be a merciful man.
22:36 He gave you the money back.
22:39 Mr. Arun, my name is Raju. - Yes.
22:41 You land at Rajasthan adde. - Okay.
22:43 Ask anyone, you have to go to your lover's house.
22:45 Don't you want to tell Raju?
22:46 No, I live at his house.
22:47 Okay. - The song is made on you.
22:50 Who? - "Raju, Raju."
22:52 "How many times have you come?"
22:56 Hey, kid. - Yes.
22:57 This is Vasri and this is Sarangi.
22:59 Go and give your arrow.
23:01 Okay, I'll stay here.
23:06 You can go and give your number.
23:08 What's your name?
23:10 My name is Sawan Manganhar.
23:12 Sawan Manganhar.
23:13 He is Mirza from Rajasthan.
23:17 He is Sawan. - He is Sawan.
23:18 Yes. - He is Sawan. - He is Sawan.
23:19 "Sawan is a blacksmith."
23:23 For God's sake, kid. - What happened?
23:25 What are you doing?
23:27 If you don't like it, then he is a blacksmith.
23:30 It's true. She was crying and looking at the pot.
23:34 And he is looking at the blacksmith.
23:35 Mr. Salamat Ali Khan has said it beautifully.
23:39 How?
23:40 "I am a blacksmith."
23:43 "I am a blacksmith."
23:47 Wow. - Wow.
23:50 Okay, sing it loudly.
23:51 "I am a blacksmith."
23:53 This is what you call a gift.
23:55 "I am a blacksmith."
24:02 Wow. - Wow.
24:04 This is not a gift. Keep your mouth open.
24:06 "I am a blacksmith."
24:11 Wow.
24:12 "I am a blacksmith."
24:15 Wow.
24:16 "I am a blacksmith."
24:20 Wow.
24:20 "I am a blacksmith."
24:23 Wow.
24:24 "I am a blacksmith."
24:28 Wow.
24:28 "I am a blacksmith."
24:33 Wow.
24:35 Wow.
24:36 Wow.
24:37 "I am a blacksmith."
24:40 Wow.
24:41 He is singing this to his father-in-law.
24:43 This pen in his hand.. - Yes.
24:45 ..is stuck to something. - Why?
24:48 He is leaving it and putting it in his pocket.
24:50 What happened?
24:53 Sajan has sung so well.
24:55 I am remembering Agha Sahab.
24:56 He used to sing 'Aayanaa' better. - Okay.
25:00 I don't do it. I cut it. - Why?
25:01 He says, "Tatti ro ro." - Yes.
25:03 He says, "Thandi ro ro."
25:04 You sing so well.
25:07 It's my younger brother's wedding.
25:09 What will you charge for it?
25:10 I won't sing his wedding.
25:11 Because he is sitting as a groom.
25:13 He will go to the outhouse.
25:15 It's your brother's wedding.
25:17 It's his brother's wedding.
25:19 Yes.
25:19 The one who watches your videos like this.
25:22 Okay, tell me.
25:24 How much do you charge for a show?
25:26 We can charge 6-7 lakhs.
25:28 But it goes up to 20-25 thousand.
25:30 No. - Because we know..
25:32 ..that if we go ahead, father-in-law will die.
25:34 Father-in-law, tell him.
25:36 Your son, Raghu Bhai's dance.
25:39 Peacock dance.
25:40 He is famous in the village.
25:42 Yes. - Okay.
25:43 The peacock dance that you do. - Yes.
25:45 How do you do the wings?
25:47 When he dances, he does it himself.
25:49 What is your name?
25:51 Bhaiyo.
25:52 Oh!
25:53 "Bhaiyo, come and be my guest."
26:01 You run and meet him.
26:04 You don't become a person who stands.
26:06 If a client demands a dance from you..
26:10 ..who will do it?
26:11 Sajan Bhai.
26:12 Sajan Bhai will do it. - I will do it.
26:13 Don't get worried.
26:14 You can change my name.
26:15 No, Noora Fateh.
26:16 This Sajan is Shikast.
26:17 Okay, I am leaving.
26:20 I am going to bury myself.
26:21 I am leaving.
26:23 You can't leave until you are here.
26:26 Why? - You have come to dance.
26:27 You have come to earn money.
26:29 You didn't give a single rupee to the kids.
26:31 Return the money.
26:31 That is over.
26:32 What? - We have spent the money.
26:34 We have come for his money.
26:36 Yes. - He has done injustice.
26:38 How much money will you spend?
26:39 You have no shop around your house.
26:41 Sir, but you should sing a sad song..
26:45 ..on the occasion.
26:47 Which song have you prepared?
26:48 I have prepared a song.
26:49 I have prepared a song for Khushi.
26:51 Come on. - Go.
26:52 "The drum is beating."
26:55 "The drum is beating."
26:57 "The drum is beating."
27:00 No, no.
27:01 "The drum is beating."
27:02 He has gone to the other world.
27:04 And you are singing a song for Khushi.
27:06 At least you should sing a sad song.
27:08 Yes, we will sing a sad song.
27:09 We will sing a sad song.
27:10 Sing a sad song for him too.
27:12 Yes.
27:12 "The drum is beating."
27:17 "The drum is beating."
27:23 "The drum is beating."
27:31 "The drum is beating."
27:34 I am looking at the funeral.
27:36 We will go to the graveyard together.
27:38 We will not go to the graveyard.
27:39 We have never eaten food.
27:40 We will start the peacock dance..
27:42 ..as soon as we have buried the dead body.
27:44 Mr. Roohi, start the peacock dance.
27:46 I will tell my wife to go to the graveyard.
27:48 Show him. - Show him your courage.
27:50 She has been staring at you for so long.
27:51 Tell her not to do the peacock dance.
27:53 She should do the dance of the cow.
27:54 Shall I sing a neutral song?
27:57 Yes, sing. - It is neutral.
27:59 I mean.. - Yes.
27:59 I thought I will take you to Rajasthan.
28:03 I had a partner.
28:07 "God, your love."
28:12 "Your emotional love."
28:16 "The drum is beating."
28:20 "The drum is beating."
28:25 I know that she will not be able to beat me.
28:30 I had a bad habit. I used to make her sit at home.
28:32 I used to spoil her food.
28:34 I think my phone is ringing.
28:36 Yes, my wife is calling.
28:39 Yes.
28:41 She has started singing.
28:44 "The drum is beating."
28:46 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a short break.
28:53 We will meet after the break.
28:54 "Beat me, my dear."
28:57 "Beat me, my dear."
28:59 "Beat me, my dear."
29:01 "Beat me, my dear."
29:03 "Move aside, my dear."
29:06 "Be patient."
29:09 Wow!
29:10 "Be careful."
29:12 "Be careful."
29:16 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
29:17 Now, our segment is 'Jahan-e-Danish'.
29:19 Wow! - Wow!
29:20 My favourite.
29:21 When we were talking about 'Jahan-e-Danish'
29:23 a few days ago, I saw a sentence.
29:25 It was a beautiful sentence.
29:27 Some sentences are so beautiful
29:29 that they become a symbol in your mind.
29:31 It was in English. Someone said it.
29:34 My every sentence is beautiful.
29:36 Really? - Yes.
29:37 But you never said it.
29:40 I think you have kept it for a bad time.
29:43 Those who think that Irza fell from the crane
29:47 and came back fine. - Yes.
29:49 Sister. - She was not fine.
29:50 That sentence was very beautiful.
29:53 It was that, often, grandparents
29:57 don't spoil their grandchildren
30:00 or granddaughters.
30:02 They give them money,
30:03 pamper them,
30:05 and fulfill their every wish.
30:06 So, parents say, "Dad, you are spoiling my child."
30:09 "Don't pamper him so much. He is spoiling."
30:12 A beautiful man said,
30:14 "Raise your children
30:17 "so that you can spoil their children.
30:21 "Because if you don't raise your children
30:24 "you will have to raise your grandchildren
30:29 "and your children will be spoilt."
30:31 Wow! - Amazing!
30:33 Amazing! - Amazing!
30:34 When their children will be spoilt,
30:37 Yes.
30:38 you will have to raise them.
30:40 Yes, you will have to raise them.
30:41 And I saw.. - You took a lot of time.
30:44 No, he is a smart man.
30:47 So, it was easier for him.
30:48 It means, if grandma had raised them well,
30:52 she wouldn't be in the street today.
30:53 Yes.
30:54 If grandma had raised them well..
30:58 Yes. - People were sleeping in the streets.
31:01 No one sleeps in the streets.
31:03 No, sir. He has agreed.
31:04 Sir, you didn't agree to this.
31:06 You said it was grandma's fault.
31:08 I.. - You are still saying
31:09 that she sleeps in the streets.
31:11 I was taught a culture.
31:12 No one sleeps in the streets except for grandma.
31:14 Yes, tell him. - Now I understood.
31:16 Yes, tell him. - I told you, grandma was different.
31:18 Okay.
31:19 The funny thing is.. - Yes.
31:21 I have this sentence in my mind.
31:23 So, I thought of sharing it with you.
31:24 Now, when I want to talk.. - Yes.
31:26 ..people will say, he is a smart man.
31:28 He has taught us. He has done something.
31:32 Everyone knows that you are with Mr. Haroon.
31:34 You are absolutely right.
31:37 People often say.. - Yes.
31:38 ..that if you don't take Haroon, you will get ADS.
31:41 God knows how many times.
31:42 Look, I will tell you.
31:44 I don't have it. I will tell you.
31:46 There is no doubt that we have learnt many good things from you.
31:50 When you do this in your gatherings..
31:52 ..people praise you.
31:54 They say, Agha Majid did a good job.
31:55 I don't know about Mr. Haroon.
31:57 Okay, the biggest thing you can do..
32:02 ..the best thing you can do is..
32:04 ..to spread the good news.
32:05 Because in our society, it is a habit..
32:08 ..that if you show the bad things..
32:11 ..then people will..
32:13 ..you can consider it click bait. - Yes.
32:15 The person who says bad things about everything..
32:17 ..in the gatherings is wrong.
32:18 The date is wrong.
32:20 That person was wrong.
32:22 That person is very hyped. - Yes.
32:24 If someone says that everything is good..
32:27 ..and this and that is good..
32:28 ..then we don't like that person.
32:30 The topic I wanted to talk about today..
32:33 ..is about earning and making money.
32:36 Wow.
32:37 These are two different things. - Wow.
32:39 Making money..
32:41 ..is forbidden.
32:43 That is a bad thing.
32:45 Earning money is worship.
32:47 Wow.
32:48 The difference between the earth and the sky..
32:50 ..is earning and making. - Making.
32:52 Making respect..
32:54 ..and earning.
32:55 ..is worship. - Yes.
32:57 Earning respect.. - Wow.
32:58 ..takes time and effort.
33:01 So, whatever you try to make in life..
33:05 ..you can make a house.
33:07 You have to earn a house.
33:10 Wow. - Wow.
33:11 By making relations.
33:11 You don't have a house with walls.
33:14 You don't have a house with walls.
33:16 So, you can't earn things..
33:18 ..by raising your hands.
33:21 You can never do that. - Absolutely.
33:23 You can follow them.
33:27 Wow. - There is a difference here.
33:28 If you try to make money..
33:33 ..then you will be treated as a cheater.
33:36 The one who has a job will be treated as a bribe.
33:39 The one who is powerful will be treated as a robber.
33:41 These things will seem easy. - Of course.
33:43 But they are difficult things.
33:45 It is easy to earn money.
33:47 And it will come after you.
33:51 These people worked hard. For example..
33:53 ..the people sitting with me.
33:54 These people worked hard.
33:56 Now, people call them.
33:58 They don't call them and say..
34:00 ..that we want to come to you.
34:02 We want to do this function.
34:04 We want to do this video.
34:06 We want to do this drama.
34:08 They don't call them and say.
34:09 People call them. - Yes.
34:11 It means they earn money.
34:14 They are not making money.
34:16 So, make a decision in your life..
34:19 ..that you will never think about making money.
34:22 That you want to make your name in a certain place.
34:24 I will earn my reputation.
34:26 When you start thinking like this..
34:28 ..then your entire thought process will change.
34:31 Making money is a good thing.
34:34 Like making and eating. - Yes.
34:36 This is also an example.
34:38 Making money is a hard work.
34:40 And eating is forbidden.
34:43 Sir, this is not.. - I have made food.
34:45 I have made it. - You have made food.
34:47 Yes. - And you have eaten it.
34:48 I have worked a lot. - Sir, you have lived..
34:51 ..for 13-14 years in Italy.
34:53 Mr. Haroon, clear one confusion.
34:56 Like he is dead.
34:57 He is making a body. How can he earn money?
35:00 Sir, I also have a question.
35:02 I have a question.
35:03 I have a question.
35:04 I have a question.
35:05 I have a question.
35:07 I have a question.
35:08 I have a question.
35:09 I have a question.
35:10 I have a question.
35:11 Sir, I also have a question.
35:13 Can I make a small call? - Yes.
35:15 Hello. Sorry, I said something wrong.
35:17 I will earn my wife one day.
35:19 And I will get thrashed by her.
35:23 I also eat. I will eat more.
35:25 Let me tell you something.
35:27 This is not wrong. - Okay, sir.
35:29 You earn the love.
35:30 Earn your wife. Earn your partner.
35:34 Achieve it.
35:35 Achieve love.
35:37 Earn love.
35:39 Earn love.
35:40 What about the body?
35:43 What does it mean to earn the body?
35:45 Go to the gym.
35:46 She didn't earn the body.
35:48 If she is sick.
35:49 Let me tell you something.
35:51 Not every fat person is sick.
35:54 And not every thin person is sick.
35:57 Everyone has their own body.
35:59 And in that regard..
36:01 Let me tell you something.
36:02 Science says..
36:04 I am not saying this.
36:05 Science says..
36:06 You can research on this.
36:09 If a man or a woman..
36:12 ..is very thin..
36:14 ..very fat..
36:15 ..but exercises 15 minutes daily..
36:19 ..he will live longer..
36:21 ..than a slim smart person..
36:23 ..who doesn't exercise.
36:24 Oh! - Got it?
36:26 So, lifestyle and diseases..
36:29 ..take you towards death.
36:32 Not your physical strength.
36:34 Okay. - Agha sir's reports are the best.
36:37 Where did you get these reports?
36:39 I got these reports from Malaysia.
36:41 Because he asked..
36:45 ..what does a child earn?
36:47 And when I told him what a child eats..
36:50 ..he said..
36:51 So, this body..
36:53 ..you should understand one thing.
36:55 It is not yours.
36:56 What? - Your body is not yours.
36:58 No doubt. - Whose is it?
36:59 The one who gave it.
37:00 It is God's gift. - No doubt.
37:02 It is God's gift. - No doubt.
37:03 And keeping this body..
37:05 ..as a treasure..
37:09 ..is your responsibility.
37:10 You can be questioned..
37:12 ..about what you did with your body.
37:14 Wow! - In fact, we have to earn it.
37:17 We don't do justice with it.
37:19 Exactly.
37:20 We need to do justice with it.
37:22 You are the person who is trapped in this body.
37:25 Vicky should be put behind bars. - Why?
37:28 You didn't care about your body all your life.
37:31 You are.. - Don't talk rubbish.
37:33 I am talking about your face.
37:34 You should wear it too. - Why?
37:36 You are a man. Wear it like a mouse.
37:38 Very good.
37:43 Viewers, this was today's show.
37:44 We will meet you in the next show.
37:46 Take care.
37:47 Goodbye.
37:48 ♪ Hoshi ya liya, hoshi ya liya ♪