Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 29th March 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 29th March 2024
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariya Hoshiyaariya"
00:03 Hello, viewers. I'm Haroon Rafiq and you're watching Hoshiyaariya.
00:06 Friends, today I want to talk about a reference
00:09 which makes many people sad.
00:11 You see, there are many people around you who have a talent.
00:16 And you're jealous of that talent.
00:18 There are some people who envy that talent.
00:21 But those who are jealous are better.
00:23 They don't want to lose it.
00:25 They want to get that talent.
00:27 But often it's said that it's God gifted and you can't get it.
00:31 I agree that it's true that
00:34 God has given some people special qualities.
00:37 It's true.
00:38 But remember that God has given you a brain.
00:43 He has given you an ability.
00:45 If you look at someone's talent, you can get it.
00:49 But your brain deceives you.
00:51 It tells you that it's a hard work and you can't do it.
00:56 Even if you learn it, you can't be better than that person.
00:59 Science says, and it's absolutely right,
01:03 that if you practice anything for 18 minutes a day,
01:08 whether it's a game, a machine, an art,
01:12 a music, anything, a language,
01:14 if you give 18 minutes to anything in your life,
01:19 if you put in the effort, practice it, exercise it,
01:23 after one year,
01:26 you'll be better than 97% of the people in the world.
01:31 Let's start the show with this message.
01:35 Let's take you to Mr. Chaudhary.
01:37 We're missing him. Let's meet him.
01:40 Make us a few more bowls.
01:42 Haroon, what happened to the 'Rakha'?
01:45 Why did you forget 'Rakha'?
01:47 'Rakha pyareya hoddiju.'
01:49 I didn't understand that.
01:51 What happened to 'Baba Dana'?
01:53 'Baba Dana' is also wrong.
01:55 'Baba Dana hon na koda apna le leya.'
01:58 'Baba Dana..'
02:00 'Sameejo bhi tusi doosra lakkad da.'
02:03 'Odi padke aaj kal nachda Baba Dana.'
02:06 Today, the questions are all correct.
02:09 Mr. Chaudhary, tell us, whose request did you wear the black dress on?
02:14 I knew he'd look at me.
02:19 The one who made the request, he'll look at you.
02:22 Mr. Chaudhary, there's one thing.
02:24 You look cute when you smile and blush.
02:27 I'll give you some information.
02:29 Wherever you see a panda, it's owned by China.
02:33 Is it?
02:34 I'm telling you a fun fact.
02:36 Pandas are everywhere in the world.
02:38 All pandas are from China.
02:40 Mr. Chaudhary, I was talking to you.
02:42 Who is this?
02:44 I swear to God, you're talking about us.
02:47 Who did you call a panda?
02:49 I just said something.
02:51 You called a panda, not me.
02:52 I just thought of something.
02:54 Mr. Mehroon, pandas are from China.
02:56 Our pandas are from Pakistan.
02:58 They're from Pakistan.
03:00 They wear panties around their necks.
03:02 Mr. Chaudhary, who is this?
03:04 He's our Kamaji Jira.
03:06 Okay, he's another Kamaji.
03:07 Who is this?
03:08 Isn't he your relative?
03:10 No.
03:10 He's our relative.
03:12 - He's from the village. - Yes.
03:13 He's just starting his business.
03:15 - Okay. - He's a big landlord.
03:18 - Is that so? - Yes.
03:20 - Do you see this? - Yes.
03:22 He's not just a landlord.
03:24 He's a big landlord.
03:28 - Okay. - He's a big landlord.
03:29 He's the one who gave the village a way.
03:32 Mr. Haroon, I think there are more signals in Mr. Chaudhary's village.
03:40 He's a big liar.
03:44 Don't talk too much.
03:47 My Shimla is my pride.
03:49 I have two Shimlas.
03:50 - Two? - Yes.
03:52 I'm a very good cook.
03:55 Mr. Chaudhary, why don't you make two Shimlas?
03:58 I've lost my pride.
04:00 I've lost my pride.
04:03 What's the occasion?
04:06 Mr. Chaudhary, you're Chaudhary meeting.
04:08 Okay.
04:09 You talk to him.
04:10 - You keep coming to me. - Okay.
04:12 Okay?
04:13 Get a Shimla cut.
04:15 Get it cut from Khussa's thread.
04:19 - Jeera. - Yes, sir.
04:20 Where do you live?
04:21 I live in this village.
04:23 I've been living here since 14 years.
04:25 Jeera said he lives in a village.
04:27 Yes.
04:27 I live in this village.
04:29 - 14 years. - Shut up.
04:30 - I'm telling the truth. - What's the truth?
04:33 - Why are you shouting? - I'm not shouting.
04:35 - You're not shouting. - No.
04:38 I'm here to respect you.
04:39 - And I want to be respected. - And I...
04:42 I introduced you to everyone.
04:47 You're not a cow.
04:48 I'm telling you, live on your own.
04:52 You live on your own.
04:54 - You're a human being. - You're a human being.
04:56 I'll kill you.
04:58 - What are you doing? - Wait a minute.
05:00 - Wait a minute. - What's wrong with you?
05:03 - Wait a minute. - I swear on God.
05:06 What's your God?
05:08 Will you fight or give each other?
05:11 What's this?
05:13 You want to gather the entire village and create a scene?
05:15 I'm talking to him.
05:18 - You're talking to him. - You're talking to him.
05:23 Don't talk to me like that.
05:25 - Don't talk to me like that. - Don't talk to me like that.
05:27 - You're talking to me? - I'll get my mansion.
05:30 Sir, don't worry.
05:34 You're Chauri's friend.
05:37 You'll get Chauri's dead body and eat it.
05:39 I'll see you.
05:42 Don't worry.
05:44 The night is in the grave, not your turn.
05:47 You'll eat the day your grave is in the grave.
05:52 - Chauri, wait for me. - Wait for me.
05:57 - You'll get married, right? - No, Chai Sahib.
06:00 - I'll get you married. - No.
06:03 - You're a God. - Wait for me.
06:04 I'll get you married.
06:06 - Wait for me. - I'll wait for you.
06:11 Leave me.
06:12 Leave me.
06:14 Chai Sahib, leave me. I'm telling you to leave me.
06:16 - Chai Sahib, leave me. - You're holding me.
06:20 Go.
06:24 What's this?
06:25 - He's crazy. - He's trying to get married.
06:31 We've lived a decent life.
06:33 It doesn't mean that we'll get married.
06:36 Chaudhary, you've messed with the wrong Chaudhary.
06:39 - Why? - What?
06:40 He brings bad luck.
06:42 - Bad luck? - He brings bad luck.
06:44 He brings bad luck.
06:47 He brings bad luck.
06:49 He brings bad luck.
06:53 Tell him slowly. He doesn't say it once.
06:57 He brings bad luck.
07:02 He doesn't come close to me.
07:05 I think he's gone crazy.
07:09 - He's... - We should make arrangements.
07:11 He's a dangerous man.
07:13 Mr. Chaudhary, don't worry.
07:15 I'll go to Karachi. My friends live there.
07:18 I'll bring my friends to you in a couple of months.
07:21 If you get our information in a couple of months, we won't come.
07:25 Chaudhary, don't worry. I'll send two men. Don't worry.
07:31 - Who? - Him and him.
07:32 If he doesn't come today, we'll need him by Saturday.
07:39 You've done the right thing.
07:41 - You've brought a lot of trouble. - Really?
07:44 I've seen him before. He's killed a few people.
07:47 He's a big shot.
07:50 Why don't you inform the police first?
07:52 What will I tell the police?
07:54 The police will come.
07:56 Mr. Chaudhary, if you need guards, I can send 20-21 guards.
08:00 - Send them. - I've already sent them.
08:02 Mr. Chaudhary, where's your bravery?
08:06 What bravery? I'm not scared of anything.
08:11 - What? - I'll go to the village.
08:13 I'll fight here.
08:17 I'll fight with anyone.
08:19 - Innocent people will die here. - That's right.
08:23 I'm scared of this.
08:24 Innocent people like him will die by the first bullet.
08:29 - I won't go anywhere. - That's right.
08:31 You'll be sacrificed. What are you saying?
08:34 We'll go behind you.
08:35 (Laughs)
08:37 Mr. Chaudhary, I'm waiting for your permission.
08:42 I'll go home.
08:44 (Laughs)
08:46 Hello. Is this a fight?
08:48 (Laughs)
08:50 Mr. Chaudhary, I know a dangerous man.
08:54 Who is he?
08:55 His name is Jallu Kasai.
08:57 Jallu Kasai, he thinks that Tuesday is a holiday.
09:00 (Laughs)
09:02 He'll slap you on Tuesday.
09:04 (Laughs)
09:06 Jallu Kasai will think that it's my holiday.
09:08 (Laughs)
09:10 He has been in our area for a month.
09:12 - Is it? - He is a dangerous man.
09:16 - What does he do? - He sells meat in the bank.
09:19 (Laughs)
09:22 - He is a butcher. - Butcher?
09:24 - Yes. - Mr. Chaudhary, he fights.
09:27 He fights. He occupies land.
09:30 He kills, he steals, he kills.
09:33 He is a very busy butcher.
09:36 - He will do all this for us. - Okay.
09:39 You don't know him.
09:40 Jallu is so dangerous that he doesn't get angry.
09:44 He gets angry.
09:46 (Laughs)
09:47 Jallu doesn't feel thirsty.
09:50 He feels thirsty.
09:52 - Wow. - Jallu doesn't go to the bathroom.
09:55 Jallu goes to the bathroom.
09:56 (Laughs)
09:58 Where did Jallu come from?
10:00 (Laughs)
10:01 Jallu never set fire.
10:04 If he needs fire, he will set fire.
10:07 (Laughs)
10:09 Jallu never watches TV.
10:12 He watches TV from Jallu.
10:14 (Laughs)
10:16 You are making fun of me.
10:17 You are making fun of me.
10:18 (Laughs)
10:20 Jallu never watches TV.
10:24 He watches TV from Jallu.
10:25 (Laughs)
10:27 He is a fool.
10:29 Jallu has never been bitten by a dog.
10:32 (Laughs)
10:34 Jallu has never been bitten by a dog.
10:37 (Laughs)
10:38 Mr. Chaudhary, you have forgotten that your life is in danger.
10:40 - Yes. - Yes.
10:41 - Yes. - Call Jallu.
10:44 Bring Jallu here.
10:46 Bring Jallu here.
10:47 (Laughs)
10:48 Jallu never goes to any place.
10:51 Jallu opens the place himself.
10:53 Let's take him to the mansion.
10:55 (Laughs)
10:56 Chaudhary, I am going to the place where I can sit.
10:58 (Laughs)
11:00 Tell me, did Jallu clear your doubts?
11:02 (Laughs)
11:03 - I brought Jallu. - Did Jallu clear your doubts?
11:05 - Yes. - I brought him.
11:06 (Laughs)
11:08 (Applause)
11:10 Mr. Chaudhary, why should we worry?
11:13 Jallu is with us.
11:14 Dhaniya, you talk to me like you talk to me.
11:18 You make me feel very comfortable.
11:20 Keep it.
11:22 You will get a lot of money in the fight.
11:23 What is this?
11:26 Give it.
11:27 Give it. What song do you want to sing?
11:28 (Laughs)
11:30 Don't do this. Dhaniya, you are thinking of youth.
11:34 (Laughs)
11:36 I am thinking of the fight, not youth.
11:38 The person is dangerous.
11:40 When he comes to work to give money.
11:42 (Music)
11:48 He went to bring Jallu. He has brought a parrot.
11:50 (Laughs)
11:51 - Where is Jallu? - Tell me, uncle.
11:53 You have a lot of attitude.
11:55 - Yes. - You have a parrot.
11:57 (Laughs)
11:59 Jiriya, where is Jallu?
12:02 Uncle, the fight will be over.
12:04 (Laughs)
12:05 If the money is not enough, then give me some more.
12:08 (Laughs)
12:09 Here comes Jallu's first bad boy.
12:14 His pet, Babbar Sher is here.
12:17 Babbar Sher?
12:19 Babbar Sher?
12:20 Babbar Sher?
12:22 Babbar Sher?
12:24 Babbar Sher?
12:25 - Babbar Sher? - Yes.
12:26 - Babbar Sher. - Where is he?
12:28 (Laughs)
12:30 What happened to your eyes?
12:32 Get your eyes treated.
12:34 Can't you see such a big bad boy?
12:37 Are you a bad boy?
12:38 (Laughs)
12:39 No.
12:40 (Laughs)
12:45 Congratulations. He is a bad boy now.
12:48 (Laughs)
12:49 Bring Jallu, bring Khusra, like you brought a bad boy.
12:53 (Laughs)
12:55 - Your bad boy? - I told you to bring Jallu.
12:58 (Laughs)
13:01 Open your eyes, I think you want to lose.
13:04 (Laughs)
13:06 Take care of Mr. Chaudhary, he shouldn't get any injuries.
13:10 Don't worry.
13:13 Your Chaudhary will not get any injuries.
13:16 Where did he go?
13:18 (Laughs)
13:19 He went to the toilet.
13:21 He has handled the fight.
13:22 I think he doesn't handle the fight.
13:25 He handles the fight.
13:27 Mr. Chaudhary, the filter is on.
13:29 (Laughs)
13:35 (Snoring)
13:37 (Snoring)
13:40 Jallu.
13:41 Board.
13:42 (Laughs)
13:50 I think it's sour.
13:52 (Laughs)
13:55 Get the kids.
13:57 Why?
13:59 Does the kids eat sour food?
14:00 Kids don't eat sour food.
14:04 The sour food is what the kids eat.
14:06 (Laughs)
14:08 Mr. Jallu.
14:09 - Yes. - Tell me.
14:12 Which villages do you want to build?
14:14 And where will you harvest the potatoes?
14:16 Be patient.
14:18 Jallu has never harvested the potatoes.
14:22 He will harvest the potatoes.
14:24 (Laughs)
14:26 Tell me something.
14:28 Who gave us our CV before us?
14:30 (Laughs)
14:32 Mr. Jallu, Chaudhary has come to us.
14:35 You have to protect us.
14:37 Don't worry, Chaudhary.
14:39 No one comes to the mansion.
14:41 No one comes to me for 2 km.
14:44 Are you serious?
14:46 Ask us how many of us are sitting here.
14:48 (Laughs)
14:50 Mr. Jallu, the thing is...
14:53 Chaudhary has sent us a message.
14:56 - Oh. - He has sent us a message.
15:00 (Laughs)
15:01 I want you to understand that this is a real problem.
15:06 Chaudhary, you know that they charge us for this.
15:09 We will give you as much money as you want.
15:11 - Okay. - We have to protect the village.
15:13 That's it. We will do as we are told.
15:16 (Laughs)
15:17 He is a fool.
15:20 (Laughs)
15:22 When Chaudhary comes and sees the weapons in his hands,
15:25 he will run away.
15:27 No. Listen to my next plan.
15:30 Tell me.
15:30 - All their weapons... - Yes.
15:33 ...will be stored here.
15:35 Okay.
15:36 They will go out and sit on the floor.
15:38 Okay.
15:39 They will think that we are ordinary people.
15:42 - When Chaudhary comes in... - Yes.
15:45 - ...they will tear it. - Yes.
15:46 - This is the plan. - So, Chaudhary will come in the middle
15:49 - and Chaudhary will come from behind. - Yes.
15:51 - It's an ambush. - Yes.
15:52 - They are planning an ambush. - Yes.
15:53 They will tear it all.
15:56 - Chaudhary, it's done. - Yes.
15:59 Leave.
16:00 - Jallu, give it to me. - Yes, Chaudhary.
16:02 Keep it.
16:04 You will sit there as a decent man.
16:06 - Okay. - And you will talk decently.
16:09 There will be no misbehavior.
16:11 - Come. - Chaudhary, give me your hand.
16:12 - Sit here as a decent man. - What?
16:14 - A decent man. - Oh!
16:16 They will think that we are ordinary people.
16:19 It shouldn't be obvious that you are...
16:23 ...a great man and you can do everything.
16:28 You should be Jallu.
16:31 Chaudhary, our enemy is here.
16:37 Chaudhary!
16:39 Chaudhary!
16:40 - What? - What is this?
16:47 - What is this? - What is this, Chaudhary?
16:49 What is this?
16:50 Jallu was not shot.
16:53 - Yes. - Jallu was shot.
16:55 What is this? What is happening?
16:58 Chaudhary, what is this?
16:59 We have found our enemy.
17:00 No, Dhania, you don't know.
17:02 I know that Haroon has been...
17:06 ...guarding the hideouts in my area for the past two months.
17:08 - Okay. - He is involved in thefts.
17:10 He goes to the streets at night.
17:11 - He doesn't go to sleep. - Okay.
17:14 I doubt that he has taken me for some work.
17:16 - Oh! - Yes.
17:18 Hey!
17:19 Go home.
17:22 - I have been here for 40 years. - I am sorry.
17:26 - I am sorry. - And you have done this to find out?
17:29 - Yes. - I have played this game.
17:32 - Wow! - I have brought him here...
17:34 ...and planned with Chaudhary...
17:37 ...to catch him.
17:38 - He is the one who is responsible. - Wow!
17:42 - Hey, Jiria. - Yes.
17:44 He is born with a face like Chaudhary.
17:46 You were saying that Jallu doesn't tell the time to Kadhi.
17:53 Kadhi tells Jallu the time.
17:55 Now you have a problem with Kadhi.
17:56 Jallu has never hit a sheep...
17:58 ...when my sheep has hit Jallu.
18:06 Viewers, we will take a short break.
18:07 We will meet again after the break.
18:09 I don't understand your problems.
18:12 Oh!
18:13 - What is your problem? - I am worried about my life.
18:15 Why are you worried?
18:17 Your bones are the problem.
18:21 You think that you are the only one with a crooked family.
18:26 Welcome back, viewers.
18:32 We have a grandfather and a grandson with us.
18:35 Both are confectioners. Let's ask them what is the matter.
18:38 Greetings.
18:39 He is saying to you.
18:41 Greetings.
18:44 - Is he your grandfather? - Yes, sir.
18:46 I don't understand your problems.
18:49 Oh!
18:50 - What is your problem? - I am worried about my life.
18:53 Why are you worried?
18:55 Your bones are the problem.
18:59 You think that you are the only one with a crooked family.
19:04 - First, pay me. - No.
19:07 I have told you many times. What is your name?
19:10 - What did you say? - Grandfather and grandson.
19:12 - What did you say? - Sharafat.
19:13 - Sharafat. - I can't see your face.
19:16 - Mr. Sharafat. - You are with me.
19:20 - Yes, sir. - Okay.
19:22 He is not answering.
19:24 Mr. Sharafat, what is the matter?
19:27 What is the name of your confectionery shop?
19:29 I have named it Grandfather and grandson.
19:31 - What? Grandfather and grandson? - Grandfather and grandson sweet house.
19:34 Sir, do you have samosas daily?
19:38 - I used to get samosas from there. - Yes.
19:41 - Thank God. - Yes.
19:42 - Believe me, I used to get them in token. - Token?
19:45 - Token and samosas. - I thought you were joking.
19:49 I used to get them in token and then I had to get them in a lane.
19:53 I have never made samosas in this smoothie.
19:56 He used to get samosas in a lane.
19:58 He used to get samosas in Shabistan.
20:01 Don't make excuses. Solve our problem.
20:03 - What is the problem? - The problem is that
20:04 thousands of people used to eat samosas in the grandfather's time.
20:08 One man, Anaya Hussain Bhatti.
20:11 - Anaya? - Yes.
20:12 Anaya Hussain Bhatti?
20:14 He used to eat samosas around me.
20:15 "Lies of my friend."
20:20 "Sweet chutney is very nice."
20:22 When he used to come to me, he used to say
20:25 "My son is not at peace."
20:27 He used to say, "What are you eating?"
20:30 - He is Mr. Shauky Khan. - Wow.
20:32 He used to eat samosas around me.
20:34 - Really? - He used to eat samosas
20:36 - Yes. - around me.
20:38 So, it means that you had a place
20:41 where you used to watch dramas.
20:43 Yes. He used to say, "May God bless you with a paradise."
20:46 - Amen. Wow. - He used to say, "Stop the car and eat samosas."
20:50 - Wow. - Otherwise, he wouldn't have stopped the car and eaten samosas.
20:53 He used to take it back.
20:56 Arzu Fatima used to come to eat samosas.
20:59 I am dead. I am asking him if he will come again.
21:01 Solve our problem.
21:04 In the time of Dadaji, thousands of people used to eat samosas.
21:08 - Really? - Oh, my God.
21:09 I used to say, "Who are these people?"
21:12 - Wow. - Wow.
21:14 - He is a great man. - Very good.
21:17 - Who is he? - Because samosas are around me.
21:19 Mr. Haroon, you can taste the talent.
21:21 - Wow. - May God bless you with a paradise.
21:23 - Yes. - May God bless you with a paradise.
21:24 - Amen. - Amen.
21:25 He used to say, "Samosas are around me. I am not a fool."
21:29 - Wow. - Amen.
21:30 He has not ordered anything since now.
21:32 He has ordered. He has ordered two dozen.
21:35 He has ordered. He has ordered.
21:37 Okay. What is the problem?
21:40 Sir, the problem is that in the time of Dadaji,
21:42 - thousands of people used to eat samosas. - Really?
21:45 We started doing the same thing.
21:46 Not a single person is a fool.
21:47 Dadaji, you also dance while selling samosas.
21:50 I have done a lot of prayers.
21:54 - Sir, do you know what the problem is? - Yes.
21:57 I use the best quality ingredients.
22:00 What you are seeing, I am making it for myself.
22:02 I will eat it in the morning.
22:03 - Samosas in the morning? - What?
22:04 He is a fool. He will not eat it.
22:06 I want to hear the real problem.
22:08 The problem is that Dadaji is not telling the secret ingredient.
22:11 Sir, tell him the secret so that he can do his work.
22:13 He is not going to tell.
22:14 He has insulted me a lot.
22:17 Is it? He insulted you?
22:18 Trust me. I am a healthy man.
22:21 - I am half healthy. - Half?
22:25 He will take you to the truck of the shop.
22:28 You didn't see that he was picking up the shop.
22:30 All the stuff was outside. He was picking up the shop.
22:32 - The problem is that I am tensed. - What problem?
22:36 I am missing my aunt.
22:38 Oh, has your aunt passed away?
22:40 No, she is still alive.
22:41 - She is still alive. - Okay.
22:45 The problem is that she is sick.
22:47 - Okay. - High blood pressure.
22:49 I am missing her. It's been 20 minutes since I left her.
22:54 Sir, tell him to come.
22:55 So that we can do our work.
22:57 It's our secret ingredient.
22:58 Your grandson is so cute, sweet and nice.
23:03 Tell him the recipe. It will work.
23:05 He is upset. He is misbehaving with me.
23:08 - You misbehave with Dadaji? - He should be upset.
23:11 He is hiding his face.
23:14 It's not a face. It's a fashion.
23:16 Sir, why should we misbehave?
23:18 Trust me. Dada is playing the drums.
23:21 - Dada is playing the drums. - What is he playing?
23:23 Show us the dance step you did.
23:26 - We do this. - Oh, wow.
23:29 - We throw it. - Wow.
23:31 I know why I bring puris in the morning.
23:34 - Yes. - Halwa, puri, naal, chana.
23:36 - Wow. - Wow.
23:37 - Wow. - I have seen this combination for the first time.
23:40 - With chana. - Don't do that.
23:41 Pickles were also there.
23:44 Was there halwa?
23:46 Halwa, puri, naal, chana and naal, pickle.
23:51 - Salad was there. - Wow.
23:54 I was like..
23:56 - Wow. - I heard the sound.
24:00 The neighbours said uncle has jumped.
24:02 People said uncle has been hit.
24:07 - I heard the sound. - Yes.
24:11 The neighbours said the shop was open.
24:15 On a very serious note.
24:17 - I like halwa, puri a lot. - A lot.
24:19 If you go to eat halwa, puri in the morning
24:22 and you hear the sound.
24:24 Fresh puris.
24:27 - Wow. - Take it out.
24:29 This is puri.
24:30 People are hitting uncle.
24:33 But uncle, your arms are small.
24:36 How did you rotate it?
24:38 I had a small kid.
24:41 He would take the puri and put it in his mouth.
24:44 - Uncle, I will show you. - With the pony.
24:47 You have to put the pony on the puri.
24:49 - Wow. - Put it on the puri.
24:51 Wow.
24:53 Uncle, solve our problem.
24:54 I make samosas like uncle.
24:57 We don't have such innovative samosas.
24:59 Who will buy these samosas?
25:02 Let him buy the naal.
25:05 - Okay. - It will work.
25:06 You are so rude.
25:08 Uncle, take this.
25:09 - Give it to him. - He is bringing it.
25:12 Uncle, you can cut 200-300 puris in oil.
25:15 It will be like this.
25:17 Sonia, I didn't use oil the next day.
25:22 - Okay. - I didn't feel like it.
25:25 I have made puris in oil today.
25:28 - I didn't use it yesterday. - Wow.
25:30 I will use it the day after tomorrow.
25:32 Uncle, before our business closes, tell us the recipe.
25:37 I am requesting you.
25:39 Please tell us.
25:41 Listen to me.
25:44 Please. I am requesting you.
25:46 He is her grandfather.
25:48 But his eyes are not like hers.
25:51 He is telling us.
25:53 - Yes. - Are you telling us?
25:54 He is like a pigeon.
25:56 - Tell us. - Tell us.
26:00 I need some time to remember.
26:05 - Remember. - I will get the cloth.
26:08 - You should be scared of God. - Okay.
26:11 Don't touch me. I will break your legs.
26:13 - I have made puris. - Okay.
26:17 - I have cut it. - Okay.
26:19 - I have kept it here. - Okay.
26:21 - I have made it like this. - He has also made it.
26:24 Remember. I have made it like this.
26:28 - Okay. - I have straightened it.
26:30 - I have decided to keep it back. - He has decided.
26:34 I have kept it back to keep it back.
26:39 - Okay. - I have kept it back.
26:42 - Okay. - I have cut it.
26:44 The samosa is almost ready.
26:47 - Okay. - Okay.
26:49 I have kept it back. I have made the third one.
26:52 I have put everything in it.
26:55 He is angry.
26:57 - I have cut it into three pieces. - Okay.
27:01 - I will put it in the oil. - Okay.
27:04 Before putting it in the oil..
27:06 Wait a minute. I will tell you.
27:10 - Oh, God! - Yes.
27:12 I have kept it near the pot.
27:14 - Oh, God! - I have decided that
27:18 I should bring water.
27:20 He has not kept water. I have kept it like this.
27:23 Oh, God!
27:25 - Uncle. - Yes, brother.
27:30 God!
27:31 Don't give 200 rupees. Leave it.
27:33 I have understood why everyone eats peanuts.
27:39 I have decided that I should cut the peanuts.
27:41 - I don't want to be honest. - Okay.
27:43 - I have decided to cut the peanuts. - Okay.
27:45 - I have opened it. - Okay.
27:47 While opening it..
27:50 Oh, God!
27:52 - I have bought a new one. - Okay.
27:55 God! Why do you look so sweaty?
27:59 I have understood it.
28:01 - Did you get the recipe? - The more the better.
28:05 God!
28:06 Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
28:11 We will meet after the break.
28:13 - Haroon, I love a girl. - Okay.
28:15 - And I will keep loving her. - Okay.
28:18 He is saying that his shoe should be cut.
28:20 He is saying that his shoe should be cut.
28:24 You should make her understand.
28:26 I will make her understand that she should not drink.
28:33 I will make her understand that she should not drink.
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30:30 Mr. ILR Rozen has eaten four dates and has grown eight hairs.
30:34 Mr. Agarwal, open the rose. - Where did you get it?
30:38 This is a brand from here. It is a very good brand from Pakistan.
30:41 You have brought all the clothes in your pocket.
30:43 By the way, if you stand, I am sure that its length will be less.
30:49 No, the length will be less.
30:52 It has gone this far. I have kept the pitta here.
30:55 (Laughing)
30:57 (Laughing)
30:59 (Laughing)
31:00 You people do not have a fashion sense.
31:05 (Speaking in Urdu)
31:10 (Laughing)
31:12 (Laughing)
31:16 Now, Gogay, I am asking you to keep your hair out of the locket.
31:21 How will you keep your face inside?
31:22 (Laughing)
31:24 (Laughing)
31:30 (Speaking in Urdu)
31:34 (Laughing)
31:35 (Speaking in Urdu)
31:36 (Speaking in Urdu)
31:39 (Laughing)
31:47 (Speaking in Urdu)
31:50 (Laughing)
31:51 (Speaking in Urdu)
31:53 (Laughing)
32:00 All his children speak Urdu like this.
32:02 Mr. Saleem, such a weak person got drunk because he was angry.
32:05 (Laughing)
32:11 - Yes. - Greetings.
32:12 Greetings.
32:13 - My name is Meerab. - Yes.
32:15 - I am a Gulshan-e-Rabi. - Okay.
32:17 - I would like to recite a couplet. - Please recite it.
32:20 (Speaking in Urdu)
32:24 - Okay. - (Speaking in Urdu)
32:27 (Speaking in Urdu)
32:31 (Laughing)
32:36 (Speaking in Urdu)
32:37 - Wow. - Wow.
32:38 (Speaking in Urdu)
32:40 - Greetings. - Greetings.
32:42 - Mr. Haroon, I love a girl. - Okay.
32:45 - What a bad habit. - And I will keep on loving her.
32:48 Okay.
32:49 (Speaking in Urdu)
32:51 (Laughing)
32:52 - What is this? - He is saying that
32:53 (Speaking in Urdu)
32:55 - Yes. - (Speaking in Urdu)
32:57 (Laughing)
33:01 (Speaking in Urdu)
33:04 (Laughing)
33:09 - Okay. - You didn't tell your name.
33:11 My name is Muhammad Naeem.
33:12 Naeem, is this a two-sided or one-sided?
33:14 First it was two-sided, now it's one-sided.
33:16 - Oh. - Now it's one-sided.
33:19 Do you still want to dedicate something?
33:21 - Yes, I want to dedicate a poem. - Go ahead.
33:23 (Speaking in Urdu)
33:26 She is a smart woman.
33:27 (Speaking in Urdu)
33:32 - Wow. - Wow.
33:33 (Speaking in Urdu)
33:37 - Wow. - Wow.
33:39 Wow.
33:40 (Applause)
33:43 Now see if she breaks your legs or forgives you.
33:45 (Laughing)
33:47 I will dedicate a poem to you.
33:48 (Speaking in Urdu)
33:50 (Speaking in Urdu)
33:52 (Laughing)
33:56 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:02 (Laughing)
34:03 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:07 - Hmm. - (Speaking in Urdu)
34:10 (Laughing)
34:11 - Yes, sir. - Greetings.
34:13 Greetings.
34:14 - I am from the teaching field. - Yes.
34:16 - My poem is also related to this. - Go ahead, sir.
34:19 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:22 - Wow. - Wow.
34:24 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:26 - Wow. - Wow.
34:27 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:32 - Wow. - Wow.
34:35 Very good.
34:37 Next, you.
34:38 Greetings, Mr. Haroon.
34:40 - Greetings. - My name is Wasim Nawaz.
34:41 I would like to dedicate a poem.
34:43 Go ahead, sir.
34:44 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:47 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:50 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:53 Wow.
34:54 (Speaking in Urdu)
34:57 - Wow. - (Speaking in Urdu)
35:00 - Wow. - Wow.
35:02 - Wow. - Very good.
35:03 - Very good. - Very good.
35:05 Very good.
35:06 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:09 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:13 - Wow. - (Speaking in Urdu)
35:17 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:20 - Wow. - Wow.
35:22 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:25 What a beautiful poem.
35:27 Thank you very much.
35:29 Next, you.
35:31 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:34 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:37 - Yes. - Greetings.
35:40 Greetings.
35:41 My name is Yasir Nawaz and I would like to recite a poem.
35:44 Go ahead. I would like to listen.
35:46 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:48 Wow.
35:49 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:52 (Speaking in Urdu)
35:55 - Wow. - (Speaking in Urdu)
35:59 - Wow. - (Speaking in Urdu)
36:01 - Wow. - Wow.
36:03 Very good.
36:05 Young boys are in trouble.
36:10 What will you do with the future of Pakistan?
36:13 (Speaking in Urdu)
36:17 (Laughing)
36:19 (Speaking in Urdu)
36:20 (Speaking in Urdu)
36:24 (Laughing)
36:25 (Speaking in Urdu)
36:27 (Laughing)
36:29 (Speaking in Urdu)
36:30 (Speaking in Urdu)
36:33 (Laughing)
36:34 Next. Who is next?
36:36 - Greetings. - Greetings.
36:37 My name is Shehryar and I would like to recite a poem.
36:39 - Great. - Wow.
36:40 Your name is a legend. It's good for poetry.
36:43 Sir, there is a poem.
36:44 - Poem? - Poem.
36:45 - There is a poem. - Poem.
36:46 - Poem. - Poem.
36:47 - Not poem. Poem. - Poem.
36:48 - I will tell you. - There is no poem.
36:49 It's a poem.
36:51 He said it's a poem.
36:53 He is Mr. Saleem's cousin.
36:55 (Laughing)
36:56 He is a poet.
36:59 - Sorry, sir. - Yes.
37:02 Mr. Mirza is saying, "Give me something in the name of God."
37:05 Then he goes inside and says, "I will ask for 4 rupees."
37:08 (Laughing)
37:13 Yes.
37:14 (Speaking in Urdu)
37:18 - Wow. - (Speaking in Urdu)
37:20 (Speaking in Urdu)
37:23 (Speaking in Urdu)
37:27 (Speaking in Urdu)
37:29 (Speaking in Urdu)
37:31 (Speaking in Urdu)
37:35 - Wow. - Wow.
37:38 (Applause)
37:40 Sir, you must have noticed that he was making love.
37:42 It was fine till Ayn and Sheen.
37:44 But he went to Kaaf and became a dog instead of a scissor.
37:46 Kaaf. I should write Kaaf.
37:47 Otherwise, it's called love.
37:49 (Laughing)
37:52 Yes.
37:53 - Hello. - Hello.
37:54 My name is Moiza. I am from Australia.
37:56 - Okay. - I have been watching your show for 2-3 years.
37:59 - Oh. - I am a fan.
38:00 - Thank you. - I wait for your show every weekend.
38:03 - Thank you. - I came to Pakistan.
38:04 So I thought I should watch it live.
38:06 Thank you very much.
38:08 Remember that we are here for you.
38:11 You like it. You comment. We read all your comments.
38:16 We cannot take your names.
38:18 But we are in your heart. You are in our hearts.
38:21 - Thank you. - Thank you.
38:23 - Thank you. - Thank you.
38:24 I saw that everyone in the audience said a couplet.
38:29 - Wow. - They are all poets.
38:31 - Hello. - Hello.
38:33 My name is Abdul Rahim.
38:35 - I would like to say a funny couplet. - Go ahead.
38:37 - It's a four-word couplet. - Okay.
38:40 Official Foundation cream mascara.
38:42 Wow.
38:44 (Applause)
38:46 (Speaking in foreign language)
38:48 (Laughing)
38:50 This is why a guy gets beaten up by his wife.
38:53 - Yes. - He avoids makeup.
38:54 (Laughing)
38:56 - Yes. - Hello.
38:57 Hello.
38:58 I have a couplet for Mr. Goga.
39:00 Tell us your name so that we can put it in your name.
39:04 - My name is Bilal. - Okay. Mr. Bilal.
39:06 I have a couplet.
39:07 - A man went to a zoo. - Okay.
39:10 He stood near a monkey cage and said,
39:12 'Dad, you are doing this to yourself.'
39:14 'It's not our fault.'
39:16 When did you come from there?
39:18 (Laughing)
39:23 What is this?
39:25 I didn't hear it. They heard it.
39:27 (Laughing)
39:29 They also heard it. He was in the last cage.
39:31 (Laughing)
39:32 Is there anyone else?
39:33 - Or was it just one? - She is my sister.
39:35 Give the mic to her. She wants to say something.
39:38 - Hello. - Hello.
39:39 My name is Kashyap Anwar.
39:40 I would like to say a poetry.
39:42 Okay. Kashyap, tell us.
39:44 (Speaking in foreign language)
39:48 (Speaking in foreign language)
39:51 (Speaking in foreign language)
39:53 (Speaking in foreign language)
39:55 - Wow. - Wow.
39:56 (Speaking in foreign language)
39:58 (Applause)
40:01 I like the future of Pakistan.
40:03 (Laughing)
40:04 - The kids are getting emotional. - Right.
40:07 - I am seeing that... - Of course.
40:08 Kashyap, which class are you in?
40:11 I am doing BS Maths and I am in the first semester.
40:14 Okay. Very good.
40:15 What are your plans after Maths?
40:17 I am in Anchoring or Hosting.
40:20 Very good. Very good.
40:22 (Applause)
40:24 - Yes. - Yes.
40:25 - Hello. - Hello.
40:27 I would like to say a poetry.
40:29 - Your name? - Jannat.
40:31 What do you do in Jannat?
40:32 - Ninth class. - Okay.
40:34 Yes, please say a poetry.
40:35 (Speaking in foreign language)
40:40 - Wow. - Wow.
40:42 (Applause)
40:45 My child is so sad.
40:47 He is very sad. Let him come and watch Goga.
40:50 (Laughing)
40:51 He is not trying to be sad.
40:53 He is not listening to his song.
40:54 (Laughing)
40:56 (Applause)
40:59 Viewers, this was today's show.
41:01 We will meet you in the next show.
41:03 Take care.
41:04 Goodbye.
41:05 (Music)