Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | 23rd December 2023
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00:00 As-salamu alaykum, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you're watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:05 Friends, someone has said something beautiful about life, that it's like a war.
00:09 There's victory and defeat in this war, but we have to fight this war every day.
00:14 Sometimes for the sake of wealth, children, respect, land, or anyone else.
00:19 Sometimes for our rights, sometimes for someone else's rights.
00:21 Sometimes for our duty.
00:23 But this is a war, and there are wounds in this war, and there are scars left.
00:28 There are scratches, and there are scars left.
00:31 But remember, the scars, the wounds, the scratches, the scars,
00:38 are the brush strokes that make a picture on the canvas of your life.
00:43 The more they are, the more brush strokes they are.
00:46 And the more beautiful life you have.
00:49 And if you have never had a wound in your life,
00:52 if there are no scars in your liver, heart, or brain,
00:55 then remember, you have never had anything in your life that you can fight for.
01:00 That you can stand up for.
01:02 Because people love the truth, but they don't love the one who speaks the truth.
01:06 But your job is to keep looking at whether you are getting resistance.
01:12 If you are getting resistance, then your speed is very fast and you are going in the right direction.
01:17 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:20 Today, we'll take you to the market and see what's going on there.
01:24 Buy socks, buy socks, buy socks.
01:27 Buy Harry Potter's clothes, buy Co-anchor's clothes.
01:31 - Hit the spoon, spoon. - Okay, sir.
01:35 - Oh! - Oh!
01:36 - Oh! - Oh!
01:37 I didn't see it.
01:39 Buy a conker, buy socks.
01:41 - Buy socks. - What?
01:43 Buy socks, socks, I'm telling you.
01:45 You are accusing me of something.
01:48 Brother, it's so cold, I can't even buy one sock.
01:52 - You go, it's cold. - I'm telling you to buy it.
01:55 - What kind of a way is this? - What is this?
01:58 It's socks, brother.
01:59 You buy socks, joggers.
02:01 - Fresh joggers. - Okay.
02:02 - So, what are these fresh joggers? - Yes.
02:05 The black ones, cut them and give them to him.
02:08 How many do you want to buy?
02:10 - I'll buy, I'll buy. - Okay, good.
02:12 - What did you do? - I'll buy six of them.
02:15 - And his voice is coming. - Yes.
02:18 - He doesn't have anything. - Yes, I have.
02:20 He went down from the seventh floor.
02:22 Okay, you are making me eat.
02:26 - Do you want joggers or should I go? - Yes, it's okay.
02:28 Hello, I'm talking to you. Where are you?
02:30 What?
02:31 - Why are you looking at me like that? - I'm being polite.
02:35 - I want joggers. - You don't have a pair of these.
02:39 I don't have the patience to buy joggers.
02:41 - Get up. - You idiot, I'll get you a conker.
02:45 You are hitting me, it's not working.
02:47 - You are a joker. - I don't want joggers.
02:51 - How can you not buy? We are here. - How can I not buy?
02:54 Take this too.
02:57 He is giving me yogurts and joggers.
02:59 I'll go to K2.
03:01 Mr. Haroon, nothing is washed.
03:03 Did you see how much dust he threw?
03:05 She is right, he is a specialist in clothes.
03:08 He is our brand ambassador.
03:10 He is right, if you are wearing socks, buy shoes.
03:14 - And wear... - Do you know why I'm wearing socks?
03:17 - Why? - It's the season of dengue.
03:19 - Oh, this... - So you are wearing socks with bare arms.
03:22 - Have you lost your mind? - Why?
03:24 I can see you sitting here and there.
03:26 - Okay. - I can't see your feet.
03:27 Is there any distance more than my feet?
03:30 Mr. Danish, you are talking to him.
03:32 You are wearing socks with scissors and slippers.
03:35 Don't tell me, I'm standing behind the table.
03:37 - I'm sorry. - You are standing with the table behind the table.
03:41 - Forget all this. - I don't want to buy joggers.
03:45 I don't want to buy joggers.
03:47 Hey!
03:48 - Oh! - What's wrong with you?
03:53 - I don't want to buy them. - I told you, we are going to Pizun.
03:57 He is talking nonsense.
04:01 - Do you have any clothes? - I have.
04:03 I have earned so much.
04:05 You are wearing boots and you look like a beggar.
04:11 Okay, do this. I will tell you the price. Go with me.
04:15 I don't know where you have come from.
04:18 - You don't have any sense. - Oh!
04:20 - Like father. - Why are you here?
04:21 You look like a rascal. You are sending me to school.
04:24 - I'm wearing socks. - Leave your feet.
04:27 - Come on. - If you want to force me,
04:33 then do it on the floor.
04:35 You have to do it a couple of times.
04:37 - You have to make it open. - How much will I charge?
04:39 - Rs. 550. - Rs. 550.
04:41 I have paid Rs. 550. Give me the money.
04:44 Look at him.
04:46 - I'm a labourer. - Give me the order.
04:49 - I'm a labourer. - I'm the president of this village.
04:53 - I'm a labourer. - I'm a labourer.
04:55 - No labourer will do this. - No.
04:59 I will teach him a lesson.
05:01 - He is a big man. - Look at him.
05:04 - Look at him. - He is a big man.
05:08 - He is a big man. - No.
05:12 I will give you a long stick.
05:14 - Look at him. - I didn't force anyone to do this.
05:19 I didn't force the joker to do this.
05:22 - Let him cook. - Leave it.
05:24 - Why? - He is not my brother.
05:26 Give me the socks. I won't sell it.
05:29 - Leave it. - Sir, I'm grateful to you.
05:31 Buy a pair of socks.
05:33 - No one sells them. - Okay. Give me two socks.
05:37 I don't have socks.
05:40 - Greetings. - Greetings.
05:43 - Come. - Yes.
05:45 - In the name of God. - You are sitting here.
05:49 I was coming to see who is coming.
05:51 I'm in a problem.
05:55 It's nothing. I will deduct the money for the coal and the chalice.
06:00 - What is the problem? - I'm a guest.
06:05 And I'm a labourer.
06:07 But your attire is not a labourer's attire.
06:10 It's a wedding attire.
06:11 What can I tell you?
06:13 I have so many things to do.
06:15 I have to work in the house.
06:17 Where are your parents?
06:19 Why are you asking me?
06:22 - Why are you asking me? - He asked.
06:25 Where are your parents?
06:28 - What are you talking about? - Parents.
06:31 My parents died when I was young.
06:34 - Both died together. - They died together.
06:38 - I didn't know. - He must have been thinking about them.
06:41 - They died of surprise. - What?
06:44 When they came in front of me, they were sleeping in the ultrasound.
06:48 Someone adopted me.
06:52 - He also died. - Oh.
06:54 Someone adopted me.
06:56 - He also died. - Oh.
06:58 - Now I'm here. - You will die here.
07:02 What are you doing here?
07:04 I'm here to meet my relatives.
07:07 Then don't get married.
07:09 - You didn't understand. - Yes.
07:12 I'm here to meet my relatives.
07:14 They cook delicious food.
07:17 - Yes. - It's delicious.
07:18 You came today to see the food?
07:20 I'm not smart enough to understand.
07:23 What can I do for you?
07:26 You came on the day of the wedding.
07:28 How can I cook in the afternoon?
07:30 - No, uncle. Save me. - No.
07:32 What can I save you from?
07:34 I'm going to be famous.
07:37 - The guests will be very happy. - Yes.
07:39 - If you can cook... - How can I cook?
07:43 I can't cook if I can't do bad things.
07:46 You can. You can make apples.
07:48 No, I can't do it.
07:52 My reputation is at your feet.
07:56 Your feet are very soft.
07:59 - Is this okay? - No.
08:02 Yes, brother.
08:06 I'll try to do it.
08:15 - I'll try. - Thank you.
08:18 What's the rate?
08:21 He's humiliating me.
08:28 Tell me, what's the rate of one deg?
08:30 It's a fixed rate.
08:32 It's Rs. 26,000 for one deg.
08:34 You can cook korma, biryani, anything.
08:38 But how much is it for one deg?
08:43 How much is it for 100 deg?
08:44 - How much is it for 100 deg? - Rs. 24 lakhs.
08:47 - Rs. 26 lakhs. - Reduce it a little.
08:49 - One minute. - Yes.
08:52 I haven't received a big order in years.
08:55 - Yes, he's here. - I should reduce it.
08:57 - I'll reduce it to Rs. 22 lakhs. - I'm a big order.
09:00 I'm here to take your advice, not to listen to your nonsense.
09:03 - It's up to you. - It's Rs. 22 lakhs.
09:07 I'll reduce it to Rs. 200,000.
09:09 - This is for the boy. - Yes.
09:11 No, it's too much.
09:12 It's not enough to cook for someone else.
09:14 I'll go.
09:15 - Okay, as you wish. - Yes.
09:17 What does it say?
09:19 Go away.
09:21 Are you a big brother or a small brother?
09:24 I've kept my pride and dignity in front of you.
09:30 - Leave it. - Okay.
09:34 Last day.
09:36 - Oh. - Rs. 11 lakhs.
09:39 Okay, Rs. 11 lakhs is fine.
09:42 - Okay. Rs. 11 lakhs is fine. - For the third time,
09:48 my parents have given me respect. It's free.
09:53 Mr. Arun, tell me, what's your price?
09:56 - It's Rs. 11,000. - Rs. 11,000.
09:59 Listen, I'll give you Rs. 11,000.
10:02 Make a deal and sell it to me.
10:05 - Wait a second. - I'm here to take a deal.
10:08 What?
10:09 You're here again?
10:12 I'm so happy to find you.
10:15 I have a lot of work.
10:17 I'm looking for you at home.
10:19 - Really? - I've already found you.
10:22 All the guests want to kill you.
10:25 Come on, let's go home.
10:27 Come on.
10:28 - Oh. - Come on, my brother.
10:30 What kind of a man was he?
10:32 - The one who gave him a tight hug. - Yes.
10:35 He'll die because he's a child.
10:37 I think he didn't even get a car on his name night.
10:40 Everything else is fine.
10:42 This is the total amount of the entries.
10:50 Wow.
10:51 Sir, this is President John Abraham...
10:55 - Listen. - Yes.
10:58 How does this look?
10:59 It looks good.
11:01 Ma'am, Ms. Marble actually wore this in Avengers.
11:03 What?
11:04 - This jacket is nice too. - Yes.
11:06 Why are you opening your pocket?
11:08 I've been sold dollars many times.
11:10 Listen.
11:11 How does this look?
11:12 This is very nice.
11:14 It matches your white pyjamas.
11:17 - Should I get it done? - Yes.
11:18 - Pack it. - Yes.
11:19 - Pack it. - Yes.
11:20 Sir, this...
11:23 Oh, sorry, sir.
11:24 Sir, Mr. Haroon Rafiq wore this in Hoshiyari.
11:28 Okay, this is the final one.
11:32 No, I don't like this. Leave it.
11:34 Okay, this one.
11:37 No, this is...
11:38 I mean...
11:40 - It's nice. - Yes, it's nice.
11:41 - No, it's not nice. - It's nice.
11:43 - Okay, fine. Pack this too. - Okay.
11:45 Thank you.
11:46 I think they've reached their shop.
11:48 Sir, where is my shop? Is it this one?
11:50 What?
11:51 I think he's drunk from the Jarsiyan song.
11:55 - Hello. - Yes.
11:57 I've brought the socks.
11:59 I told you to bring the socks. Why are you getting so angry?
12:02 I've brought the socks. Didn't you hear what I said?
12:05 I have so many pairs of socks at home.
12:07 It's winter.
12:08 It's winter.
12:09 I've brought the socks.
12:10 - You understand? - You've brought the cap.
12:13 Either you'll take the socks from here
12:16 or you'll go to my dead body.
12:18 The ones who wear double 1 and 2 will take it.
12:20 I won't take it.
12:21 The socks are for the cold.
12:23 - Oh, no. - Take it.
12:25 I've brought the socks from a good company.
12:27 - I'll wear it here. - I'll wear it.
12:29 I'll wear it.
12:30 Take it.
12:31 - I'll wear it. - Stop fighting.
12:34 Come here and have soup with me.
12:35 - Sister. - Sister, give him the socks.
12:37 Okay, give me the socks. I'll take it.
12:39 - Thank you, sister. - Yes.
12:41 Give it to me.
12:42 - Take this. In fact, pack all of this. - Yes, ma'am.
12:45 - Give me the soup. - What?
12:47 I was angry. I have a blood pressure.
12:49 - Give me an egg. - Here.
12:51 - I was just thinking, Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
12:53 Why did you bring soup from her mouth?
12:55 Look, she's a very beautiful girl.
12:57 She's very sweet.
12:59 She's a very beautiful girl.
13:01 Why did you bring soup from her mouth?
13:03 Sir, you've made her angry. Look at her face.
13:05 Sir, this is your clothes and madam's.
13:08 - Give it to me. - Yes, ma'am. It's okay.
13:10 Yes.
13:11 Oh, no. I'm dead.
13:14 I forgot to lock the car.
13:16 - Oh. - Pick it up.
13:18 - Come on. - Give me the vegetables.
13:19 I'm also worried. I'm also dead.
13:21 - You forgot to lock the car. - Here.
13:24 - Give it to me. - Look at him.
13:26 - He forgot to lock the car. - Yes.
13:28 - Sir, there should be 12 kg of rice. - Yes.
13:31 How long will you eat?
13:33 - Where are you going? - Sir, we're fighting.
13:38 - Are you fighting here? - No, we're fighting back.
13:42 - I had to slap her yesterday. - Why?
13:44 She made the dessert so sweet.
13:46 I asked her to cook it for me.
13:48 She said, "The more you make it sweet, the sweeter it is."
13:51 Why are you crying?
13:53 I saw the spoon and thought of God and Salim.
13:57 One minute, uncle. I got a call.
14:00 Are you in the parking lot?
14:04 I'm coming. I'm coming.
14:06 - Hello. - He brought clothes for me.
14:08 - Sir, give me Rs. 15,000. - Which sister-in-law?
14:10 What do you mean?
14:12 - She drank your soup. - She doesn't drink soup.
14:16 I got a call from your car.
14:19 - She said she's my wife. - She brought clothes for you.
14:23 - She drank your soup. - Listen.
14:25 - She's not my wife. - What?
14:27 - She's not my wife. - She was liking your stuff.
14:31 - Yes. - Which other girl are you liking?
14:35 She was just asking how I was feeling.
14:38 - I said, "I'm feeling good." - Give it to him.
14:40 Give him the mic.
14:43 - Someone bring him the mic. - Oh, God.
14:47 - I swear, she's not my wife. - She's not yours.
14:51 She's in the market.
14:53 - Hello. - Give it to him.
14:56 - Give it to him. - What are you bringing?
14:58 - I brought shoes. - You brought socks.
15:01 - You bring socks. - Thank God, he doesn't sell panties.
15:05 - Hello. - She's not your wife.
15:08 - No. - Bring her here.
15:10 - I'll do it. - We'll make her pay.
15:12 - We'll make her pay. - Hey.
15:15 - Sir, my... - We'll sell your legs.
15:17 - She's not my wife. - I...
15:19 - Oh, God. - Sir, bring her here.
15:22 - Hey, you. - I don't know her.
15:25 - You don't know her? - She's a pain in the neck.
15:29 What's the matter?
15:31 A woman came here and asked me about my jacket.
15:35 She drank some water and went in her car.
15:37 - She grabbed me. - No.
15:39 - You can't say that. - Listen.
15:41 It's possible that an unknown woman
15:46 can stand with a man and ask him how he looks.
15:50 - No, she can't. - No?
15:52 - He's taking a woman to the market. - I see.
15:56 - Yes. - Yes.
15:58 She left with him. She asked me about you.
16:01 - What happened here? - Farzana.
16:03 Who did this to you? What happened?
16:05 She asked her wife to go shopping.
16:08 - She ran away. - Wait a minute.
16:10 - She's dead. She married again. - No.
16:13 - I had a doubt. - I lost my first wife.
16:17 - Stop this nonsense. - I'm surprised
16:20 you haven't taken off your shoes.
16:22 - I'll get you shoes. - Yes.
16:25 I'll get you shoes.
16:27 You're so ungrateful.
16:29 - You're so selfish. - I'm so sorry.
16:32 I forgot to pay you.
16:34 - What? - Rs. 350.
16:36 What have you done to him?
16:38 - She's his wife. - You're so stupid.
16:42 - You married her again. - Who are you?
16:45 - I'm his wife. - You're his wife?
16:49 Yes, but who are you?
16:51 You're showing me beautiful dreams while you're married.
16:54 - I'm not a man. - I'm a man.
16:57 - You're not married. - I am.
17:00 - Give me eggs. - Eggs.
17:03 - I'll break your legs. - I'll break your legs.
17:06 - I'll break your legs. - I'll break your legs.
17:08 - I'll break your legs. - Hit him.
17:10 I won't earn anything if I come here.
17:14 Well done.
17:15 Now I know that no woman is calling you.
17:18 - It's not necessary. - I respect women.
17:21 - She's asking me how I feel. - He was saying that red suits you.
17:27 - I never said that. - You don't even have a house.
17:31 Gulfam, you're fired.
17:34 Now you won't show me your face.
17:37 I would've said the same if I were married to you.
17:40 - Listen, uncle. - Yes, uncle.
17:43 - Here's my card. - Okay.
17:46 You'll get a divorce, but I'll get the next wedding order.
17:50 - Listen, uncle. - Yes.
17:52 I'll get you a house and a wedding proposal.
17:56 Viewers, there's a small break. We'll meet after the break.
18:04 "I've got a friend and I'm going to break her heart."
18:10 "I'm going to break her heart."
18:14 You're smart. You can break anything.
18:18 But I'm not available.
18:20 Welcome back, viewers. We have Farid Lahar with us.
18:29 Let's go to the audience.
18:31 You should've called us there.
18:34 - How are you here? - Thank you very much.
18:38 - For what? - You know that folk is in vogue.
18:41 - I know. - I'm a folk singer.
18:43 - Farid Lahar... - You're a fool.
18:45 You should've called us.
18:47 Farid Lahar, you're here. Please introduce yourself.
18:51 I'll introduce you to Mirza.
18:53 Why don't you get on the stage? You've brought medicine.
18:56 You should've put your leg on the floor.
18:59 You should've put a banana on the floor.
19:02 If you don't mind, I'd like to sing a song for Mr. Agha.
19:06 I don't have any permission to talk.
19:08 I'm your father.
19:11 I've brought my friendship with my father.
19:14 It will break with a bang.
19:17 It will break with a bang.
19:21 You're smart. You can break anything.
19:24 But I'm not available.
19:27 Don't move.
19:30 What's this?
19:33 Tell us something. You have four tongs.
19:38 - I have two. - You have two hands.
19:41 I'll sing a song for the people of Gujarat.
19:46 I'll sing a song for the people of Gujarat.
19:51 I'll sing a song for the people of Gujarat.
19:55 I'll give my goat to my father.
20:00 - Give your goat. - I don't have a father.
20:05 Your money-lenders are rich. You'll have a lot of money.
20:09 I'll give you a red chocolate.
20:11 I'll sit here and I'll stick to you.
20:14 You'll come inside me.
20:17 - I'll sing a song that no one listens to. - Your song.
20:22 - Yes, sing. - Come home, my dear.
20:26 I want to sleep in your arms.
20:30 Come home, my dear.
20:33 You'll learn to speak in this life.
20:38 I want to sleep in your arms.
20:42 A big dance.
20:46 He's not dancing. He's hitting the audience.
21:00 - Uncle, our culture is like that. - Yes, of course.
21:03 - We don't have a fair. - What do you do?
21:06 We don't ask for anything.
21:08 He's a fool.
21:11 It's the season of weddings. How do you have time for us?
21:16 This is a divorce.
21:18 Sing a song.
21:23 - I'll sing a song. - What did you do?
21:28 - I'll sing a song. - Okay.
21:30 What do you think?
21:32 I'll sing a song.
21:35 Don't leave me.
21:37 I'll sing a song.
21:40 Don't leave me.
21:43 I'll sing a song.
21:47 Some people are like the crops.
21:52 Some people are like the crops.
21:55 Some people are like the crops.
21:59 Some people are like the crops.
22:02 Some people are like the crops.
22:06 You're hitting your own soldier.
22:08 - Brother, why are you getting angry? - It was my punch.
22:11 - Tell me. - Yes.
22:15 - Sajan is going to another country. - Yes.
22:17 - What will you sing for him? - Let him go.
22:20 - I have work to do. - He's back.
22:23 - He's back? - Yes.
22:25 What will you do?
22:27 - Sing something. - Yes.
22:31 - Everything is broken. - What happened?
22:36 Everything is broken.
22:39 - Because... - I think he's scared of you.
22:43 Someone will pour water.
22:48 Stop it.
22:51 What will you sing for the single people?
22:55 What's your problem? Is this a wedding office?
22:58 I want to know what's next.
23:01 Someone will pour water.
23:05 Stop it.
23:07 You called me.
23:11 I won't be able to hold it.
23:15 Wow.
23:17 He washes his clothes on autopilot.
23:27 Your performance is over. You can go.
23:31 - I'll go when he wants. - Yes.
23:33 - Sing. - Sing.
23:35 Someone will pour water.
23:38 - Wow. - It's not good.
23:40 It's not good? Then what?
23:43 Oh, village girl.
23:46 Your smile is like a pickle jar.
23:51 Oh, village girl.
23:55 - You sing too. - I'll just get down.
23:59 Oh, village girl.
24:02 You're like a flower.
24:06 I don't apologize on his behalf.
24:11 He's a fair man.
24:13 - You sing. - Yes.
24:16 Oh, village girl.
24:19 How many times I've slapped you.
24:22 She's a little bit crazy.
24:25 Oh, village girl.
24:32 You're like a flower.
24:36 Oh, village girl.
24:39 I would've brought her to you.
24:42 I would've given my life for you.
24:45 Wow.
24:47 - Wow. - Very good.
25:01 - Very good. - Very good.
25:03 I've seen many dances.
25:05 But I've never seen such a poor man's dance.
25:07 Believe me, if a man is a failure of love,
25:10 he'll make a mess in the bathroom.
25:12 You can make a mess outside too.
25:15 Sing a new song.
25:18 - A song that you've never sung. - Yes.
25:20 I've broken the fresh grass.
25:23 Oh, Gujarat's flute.
25:26 You're singing like a bari.
25:28 You also sing with me.
25:31 I'm alone.
25:33 - Where are you from? - Gujarat.
25:35 I don't have a Gujarati flute.
25:37 Oh, Gujarat's flute.
25:40 No, don't sing so loudly.
25:42 I'll hit you.
25:44 - Don't run. - Oh, Gujarat's flute.
25:48 You sing. I won't sing anything.
25:51 You can't even do it.
25:53 I can't do it.
26:00 But you're not doing it.
26:03 Oh, Gujarat's flute.
26:06 You're so eager to get drunk.
26:10 Oh, Gujarat's flute.
26:14 You also sing. What's wrong with you?
26:17 I just want to make a mess. I don't want to get into it.
26:21 Oh, Gujarat's flute.
26:25 I was alone.
26:27 (Laughing)
26:30 There was a truck ahead.
26:36 Gujarat's bus.
26:40 You're with me.
26:43 I'm on a journey.
26:46 (Laughing)
26:48 (Music)
26:54 - I'll sing a song for you. - Yes, sing.
26:56 - Yes, sing. - Yes.
26:57 (Singing)
27:00 Why? Why? Don't you dare.
27:02 It's wrong to throw things in the river.
27:04 It's our pollution.
27:06 Not a single drop of it will go into the river.
27:08 (Laughing)
27:10 - Attaullah didn't say it like you. - I gave him my color.
27:13 - Oh, you gave him your color. - There's still a lot of color.
27:16 (Laughing)
27:18 (Singing)
27:21 (Singing)
27:27 Wait a minute. I know why you throw things in the river.
27:30 - Why? - Like this.
27:32 (Laughing)
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27:37 Ladies and gentlemen, there's a small break.
27:40 We'll meet you after the break.
27:42 We can relate to this because we don't have gas at home.
27:46 But Mr. Agha doesn't use gas.
27:48 Mr. Agha is a cylinder.
27:51 (Laughing)
27:53 Mr. Agha, why is the stove burning whenever I come to you?
27:56 I pay the bill on time.
27:58 (Laughing)
27:59 (Singing)
28:10 Welcome back, viewers. Jai Irza.
28:12 I don't know about you all, but I'm going to the audience.
28:15 Let's go together.
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28:21 Yes, tell us.
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28:24 That's right.
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28:28 - Oh, wow. - Wow.
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28:37 Sometimes, the silence in the ears is so loud that it's scary.
28:42 Oh, wow.
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29:58 Next.
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33:14 - Good. - Wow.
33:16 We can relate to this
33:18 because we don't have gas in our homes
33:20 but Mr. Agha doesn't use gas.
33:22 - Oh, no. - Mr. Agha
33:24 is a cylinder.
33:26 (Laughter)
33:28 Mr. Agha, what's the reason
33:30 that the stove is on when I come to you?
33:32 I pay the bill on time.
33:34 You're a director of Suhichol.
33:36 You're going to get paid for that.
33:38 I don't even want to talk to you.
33:40 (Laughter)
33:42 Gaider's singer is getting a million bucks
33:44 from the concert.
33:46 - Why? - He's saying, "My gas is working."
33:48 (Laughter)
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33:56 (Music)