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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Taylor with another terrible tweet.
00:07 - He's the worst.
00:08 - What is that?
00:09 Oh my God.
00:10 - He is the worst.
00:11 He's so dumb.
00:13 - I couldn't even understand what like--
00:15 - He's so dumb.
00:16 It's all in the thing.
00:17 He's so, I can't believe I have to deal with this guy.
00:20 - Calling Michigan the scrappy underdog.
00:23 - It's crazy how dumb he is.
00:25 - It was so bad that I thought I was missing something
00:28 about the video.
00:29 - I've been doing it the whole time.
00:30 It's like--
00:31 - He just, it's like a choose your own adventure.
00:33 He just chooses the wrong path every time.
00:35 - He's so stupid.
00:37 All right.
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01:12 We start with college football playoff.
01:15 Debate still raging.
01:16 Looks like I'm pretty dark.
01:17 I know where you're at, Dan.
01:19 I don't know, Kevin,
01:20 I know you're not a huge college football guy.
01:22 You know, everyone's talking about it.
01:24 I think it's, I hate it.
01:27 And people are also, Alabama, I like Alabama.
01:30 I had a great time when I was there.
01:33 Like I text with Saban's daughter, Kristen,
01:36 Roll Tide Willie, I like Alabama.
01:39 There's a lot of dummies in Alabama
01:41 because I put out my bracket, my four,
01:44 and I had Texas at four.
01:46 So I thought Michigan should be playing Texas.
01:48 I think Texas beat the piss out of Alabama.
01:50 So it has nothing to do with Michigan playing Alabama.
01:52 Florida State has to get it.
01:54 They have to.
01:55 I hate that they're not in.
01:57 There's no one to blame, by the way.
02:00 It just shows how fucked up in a larger scale the world is
02:04 that this system is even in place
02:06 that would allow something like this to happen.
02:09 It's just, and we had,
02:11 they used to just pick teams out of a hat.
02:13 Thankfully, it's gone after this year.
02:15 We'll never, 'cause I'm not gonna,
02:17 I won't complain, what's it, a 12 team playoff.
02:20 I'll never complain about 13 getting screwed.
02:23 I don't care about that.
02:24 But Florida State, if you go into the season
02:29 and you are in a Power Five conference
02:33 and you win every single game,
02:35 and on top of that, you schedule two monsters,
02:39 and LSU and Florida are monsters.
02:41 I don't care how they, you can't do more.
02:44 And you win every game.
02:46 You hand LSU the worst defeat of their season.
02:50 I don't care what happens to the quarterback.
02:52 And I've heard Walker be so stupid.
02:56 He got absolutely owned on his own show.
02:59 Because if you're saying, "Well, it's the best four,"
03:02 well, then Georgia's gotta be.
03:03 - Georgia should be in, yeah.
03:05 - So what are you doing? - And Ohio State
03:06 maybe should be in.
03:08 - But that's not how you do it.
03:09 You gotta do it by how you play the games.
03:10 Because if you do it by that, guess what?
03:13 Washington was a 10-point underdog against,
03:15 or suddenly Vegas is the only thing that matters.
03:18 It's crazy.
03:19 The best thing that was said was,
03:21 Booger said afterwards on ESPN,
03:23 "If you do the best four, you go look at the schedule,
03:28 "and then you're just deciding who won all their games."
03:31 It's crazy.
03:32 It's, and it basically makes it so that,
03:36 the games don't matter.
03:38 You're right, Dave.
03:39 Once we get to 12, it doesn't really matter.
03:41 The weird irony of all this is,
03:43 it actually is the ACC, partially the ACC,
03:45 to blame for this.
03:46 Because the Alliance, the whole Pac-12, ACC, Big 10,
03:50 stalled this to become a 12-team playoff.
03:52 It could have been a 12-team playoff this year.
03:54 But yeah, Florida State got screwed.
03:56 And I don't understand,
03:57 the thing that I still don't understand is,
04:00 Florida State, they started their third string on Saturday.
04:03 He looked bad.
04:04 Their second string, Tate Rodemaker,
04:06 had just gone to the Swamp and won.
04:08 It was a close game, it was a rivalry game.
04:10 Alabama needed a prayer to beat Auburn.
04:12 Does that not, like, if we're gonna do the close wins,
04:16 Alabama had a very close win against Auburn
04:19 that they needed, like, an insane play.
04:21 And I also don't understand the final rankings,
04:23 because you're right, Dave.
04:24 Like, if you're saying Florida State's so bad
04:27 without Jordan Travis,
04:28 why the fuck is Florida State five and Georgia six?
04:31 - Yeah, it makes no sense.
04:32 And Dan Mullin brought that up.
04:34 He had a great, I forget who it was,
04:35 I saw a clip of him explain.
04:37 Just, I mean, I don't know how your kid
04:39 on that Florida State team,
04:41 and you're like, you're gonna win every game this year.
04:44 - Every game.
04:45 - Now, guess what?
04:48 There was a chance,
04:49 if Georgia won, they still would have been left out, right?
04:56 - Yes.
04:57 - Well, they might have just gone all four,
05:00 'cause I do think there was the weird,
05:01 like, Texas, Alabama being, like, together kind of thing,
05:04 and then the SEC needed to get in.
05:06 So if Georgia won, it might have gone differently,
05:08 'cause then you, solves the SEC problem.
05:10 - Then they're lying again.
05:11 - Right, right, yes, absolutely.
05:12 - 'Cause they were, they couldn't,
05:14 you couldn't put in Texas without putting in Alabama.
05:17 - Correct.
05:18 - So it was like a two for one.
05:19 The whole thing, it just sucked.
05:22 - This is the perfect storm of why you need to go
05:25 to 12 teams.
05:27 - Correct.
05:28 - It's actually great for college football
05:30 that this year is the clusterfuck that we needed to get,
05:34 I don't think anybody was not on board with a new playoff,
05:37 but it's finally like, yeah, this is why.
05:39 If I was a Florida State fan,
05:40 or, I mean, especially if I was a Florida State player,
05:42 I would never stop complaining about this
05:44 for the rest of my life.
05:46 I mean, it is the, an all-time hoes job.
05:49 The fact, if you're like a no-name school
05:51 and a no-name conference and you're undefeated, fine,
05:54 but you're a real program, real conference,
05:56 real players, real teams, in conference, out of conference,
05:59 won all your games, and now we're just gonna,
06:02 because, like, one of your wins wasn't pretty
06:05 and you have an injury, we're just gonna, like, predict.
06:07 - It's injury, it's all injury.
06:08 - How many times have injuries happened?
06:10 Like, you-
06:11 - That's like Ohio State, the quarterback's gone,
06:13 so should they be kicked out of the bowl?
06:15 Like, I mean, it's just-
06:16 - Right.
06:17 - The whole thing's great.
06:18 Now, as crazy as everything you were saying,
06:21 I could also see if you're an Alabama player
06:24 and it's like, we're gonna have one loss
06:25 in what people traditionally say is the toughest conference.
06:28 We win the SEC and we're not in, but you lost to Texas.
06:32 It just, it's just-
06:34 - Well, it is the fucking,
06:36 it's the stupidest system in the world.
06:38 I mean, I'm a casual fan.
06:39 If you don't gamble and you don't have an alma mater,
06:42 outside looking in, none of it, it's all stupid.
06:44 It's possible to do because, you know.
06:47 - The craziest part is this entire playoff
06:49 was basically made so that we could have
06:52 an undisputed national champion, because, you know,
06:54 even before the BCS, it was literally just like,
06:57 we're gonna have the coaches and the AP poll
06:59 and we'll split national titles.
07:01 Then they had the BCS, which was also stupid,
07:03 but at least it was like, all right,
07:05 we have a championship game,
07:06 and now you get to this point
07:07 where you have four playoff teams
07:09 and you could still, if Florida State goes
07:12 and beats Georgia in that bowl game,
07:14 now people will say Georgia didn't care
07:16 and they weren't trying,
07:17 but if Florida State ends the season 14-0,
07:19 how can you say there's an undisputed national champion?
07:22 You can't.
07:23 - Yeah, I don't even think Florida State should play.
07:26 - Yeah.
07:28 - I would probably do that to be honest.
07:29 Yeah, I would like-
07:30 - What is in it for them to play?
07:32 - Yeah, for real.
07:33 Fuck that.
07:34 - They got fuck you. - One last time.
07:35 - I know, but-
07:36 - It's all money, it's everything.
07:37 That's a BCS, that's a whatever,
07:38 this bowl playoff, you're like, fuck you, Orange Bowl.
07:41 - I also hate the fact that Florida State,
07:44 that game was ugly on Saturday night,
07:46 but their defense was phenomenal.
07:47 I think they had like seven sacks.
07:49 They completely shut down Louisville.
07:51 Football is more than just an offense.
07:53 - Yeah, and so I understand in college football,
07:56 strength of schedule and how you literally play matters,
08:00 like how you look, but sometimes games are ugly.
08:03 Sometimes they're grindy.
08:04 Sometimes there's weather.
08:05 Sometimes it's a low scoring affair.
08:06 - It's crazy.
08:07 - If you're gonna get into that game,
08:08 it's like-
08:09 - Yeah, I mean, Michigan didn't look good against Iowa.
08:12 I mean, it's-
08:15 - It's so stupid.
08:15 - The system was set up, it is just,
08:18 it is in the hands of people
08:22 who do not care about the fans.
08:24 I mean, the fact that it's taken us
08:27 till next year to get to 12, Dan's right.
08:30 They used to do like, nevermind before,
08:33 like they made these small little improvements.
08:36 There's so much money and it's just,
08:37 people don't wanna give up power and idiots,
08:39 but the national championship,
08:41 it used to be like, I think Notre Dame,
08:45 when I played Colorado, Colorado was like eight.
08:47 It would be like the Big 10 has to go to the Rose Bowl.
08:49 You didn't even have one versus two.
08:51 The whole thing is just, we're way ahead of that.
08:54 It's so, so stupid.
08:55 - I know there's dozens of teams and it's so hard,
08:59 but every other sport, you have some sort of division
09:03 and conference and playoffs.
09:05 It's not like we haven't figured it out.
09:07 - There's money.
09:08 They didn't wanna give up the money and the power,
09:11 but even that should have been easy
09:13 because there's gonna be more money in a playoff,
09:15 but the guys wearing the little coats and the conference,
09:18 it's just, they didn't give a fuck.
09:20 They did not give a fuck.
09:21 - The other thing, like the non-conference schedule,
09:24 all that shit, the other problem here is the SEC
09:27 has been the best conference for a long time,
09:30 but this year they were not, like they had a down year.
09:33 The ACC played the SEC 10 times this year
09:36 and the ACC won, they went six and four.
09:38 Louisville, who Florida State just completely shut down,
09:42 it's crazy.
09:45 The whole thing just drives me nuts.
09:47 I feel bad for Florida State.
09:48 It's a shitty situation.
09:52 Did you guys see ESPN TikTok did a clip
09:55 like mocking Florida State?
09:57 That drove me insane
09:58 'cause ESPN is also the one that decides this.
10:01 - 100%.
10:01 - It's crazy.
10:03 The whole thing's nuts.
10:04 It is what it is.
10:07 - And as bad as it is,
10:11 it is gonna be an incredible playoff
10:12 'cause I do think like there's two things
10:14 you could have in your head.
10:15 Florida State got absolutely screwed.
10:16 I think it's unjust, it's bullshit.
10:18 It completely goes against the idea of sport
10:21 because when we talk about power ratings and vague,
10:24 I hate when people are like, who would be favored?
10:26 If you go by who would be favored, Georgia would be in.
10:29 If you go by who would be favored,
10:30 Oregon wouldn't have played that game on Friday night.
10:33 Like the point of sport--
10:33 - Is Brandon Runker who stands by his basically like,
10:38 well, I watch it with my eyes.
10:41 Hey, asshole, you said Georgia's gonna win
10:43 by two touchdowns.
10:45 You don't know, you picked Ohio State,
10:46 you don't know what you're talking about.
10:48 You don't get that.
10:50 You say like, well, I watch them, they're a better team.
10:53 Vegas would do this.
10:54 You're wrong all the time.
10:56 - No one thought TCU would beat Michigan last year.
10:59 - Exactly.
11:00 - Like the whole point of sport is upsets happen.
11:03 Games like can go different ways than we predict them to.
11:06 It's just so stupid to play this game of,
11:08 well, who's power rated higher?
11:11 - Was Florida State's strength to schedule
11:14 and all that was good enough prior to the--
11:16 - It wasn't the best, it wasn't the best.
11:19 - You can't control that because they scheduled.
11:21 I would argue, I would find hard teams
11:25 in a Power Five conference to go look at their two,
11:28 they played LSU and Florida.
11:30 For all you know, when that's scheduled,
11:34 those could be the two best teams, Nancy.
11:36 Like those aren't cupcakes.
11:38 - And it hurts because the ACC was down this year.
11:40 So like their best wins are like,
11:42 beating Clemson who had a down year.
11:44 So that's--
11:45 - I mean, that's where--
11:46 - Yeah, you can't predict that.
11:46 - That's the pull of, that's, you know,
11:48 in other sports when like an 82 win team
11:51 can make the playoffs 'cause their division stinks.
11:53 Like it just happens.
11:54 You can't stop that.
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13:11 Dan, I saw you do this.
13:14 Moving on, this is what I could do.
13:16 Florida State got screwed, yes.
13:18 I'm moving on.
13:19 Alabama, Michigan, Rose Bowl, I got hard.
13:22 Like the graphics is just, what a game.
13:25 The colors, the pageantry, the history, all of it.
13:28 And then I have people saying Michigan is scary
13:33 because of this video, which I reacted the same way.
13:37 Like the only drama in the committee
13:40 was what's happening at four.
13:42 So when they said Florida State, it was like,
13:43 oh, people like were scared.
13:46 I would rather play Alabama.
13:48 I think it's bullshit that FSU got fucked.
13:52 But give me this program that's on his dying legs
13:56 and let Michigan, the winningest program
14:00 in the history of college football,
14:02 the most iconic helmet in the history of college football,
14:06 and let us be, it's only natural
14:08 when you take the knife, the sword,
14:11 and put the end to Alabama as we know it.
14:14 - Now Dave, I think we included the beginning of the show,
14:16 but I'll look to my good friend and colleague,
14:19 Tara Luan, who played at Michigan,
14:21 who knows what that locker room looks like.
14:23 And he knows what the players are reacting.
14:26 His tweet, he completely,
14:28 he explained everything that we all thought.
14:30 - Tara Luan is so incredibly dumb.
14:34 And you get guys who come out of playing sports
14:37 who have no idea how anything works.
14:40 He's probably, he's one of like,
14:41 like McAfee was this way.
14:43 Like they haven't watched a sports game in like 10 years.
14:47 They don't know what it is.
14:49 And they're just new to this world.
14:51 He is an idiot, Taylor LeWard, the way he is tweeting.
14:54 - What was his tweet?
14:55 - He's comparing us to Rocky.
14:59 He's like a little guy.
15:01 Like we're not, at first it was fear.
15:03 You turn that fear into strength.
15:05 Buddy, we're favored.
15:07 We're favored at the game.
15:08 - Dude, the fear, the fear,
15:09 I didn't even understand the tweet or the video
15:12 because I was like, how in the world
15:14 is he talking about fear?
15:16 There's no fear anywhere.
15:17 - We're favored.
15:18 And people are gonna be like,
15:20 oh, well it's bam and this,
15:22 you're favored only in your head.
15:24 No!
15:25 - Can courage, courage is a strength to venture
15:28 when fear is your first reaction.
15:30 I mean, he knows what these players are thinking.
15:33 You're afraid.
15:34 - He is so stupid.
15:36 I can't wrap my head around the way he is tweeting.
15:40 We're favored, Taylor.
15:42 We're not gonna shock the world.
15:44 We're favored, you more, and by the way,
15:46 I said I'm betting a million dollars on Michigan.
15:49 Alabama, their quarterback stinks.
15:54 We are better than them all the way around.
15:56 The SEC was down this year.
15:58 We are going to brutalize this team.
16:01 That kid cannot throw, and we're not gonna let him run.
16:04 I don't know what Taylor one is talking about.
16:06 Ohio State would beat Alabama.
16:08 Shut up, Taylor.
16:09 We're favored.
16:11 - Here's the thing though.
16:11 I think he's not wrong
16:13 that some of those people in that room are--
16:17 - No, that was--
16:17 - Yeah, no, no, he, Kevin,
16:19 he's right because he played the game.
16:21 He knows what that locker room's like.
16:23 It's fear.
16:23 - What were they gonna do, clap for Florida State?
16:26 - It's fear.
16:27 - It was a stunning decision.
16:27 - I think I saw one of the guys piss a little bit
16:29 in his pants.
16:31 - Taylor wanted so incredibly strong.
16:34 - You don't think there are fans,
16:35 there are Michigan fans that wanted to get--
16:38 - Of course there are.
16:39 David would have loved to have a first round bye.
16:42 - Listen, first of all,
16:45 I don't think we just cakewalk Florida State.
16:48 I think Florida State's very good.
16:50 Alabama and Florida State, even without,
16:53 they, I look at Florida State,
16:55 team with no quarterback.
16:56 Alabama, team with no quarterback.
16:58 That literally,
16:58 and maybe a better defense with Florida State.
17:00 I, and Dan, back in the day,
17:02 I've said Milrose, I--
17:03 - No, you haven't,
17:04 but he's been playing a lot better.
17:06 I mean, we saw him at his worst.
17:06 - They lost, they should have lost Auburn,
17:09 who is horrible, horrible!
17:10 - We saw them at their worst in the Texas game.
17:14 - No, they were at their worst versus Auburn.
17:18 He's played a lot better.
17:19 He has played a lot better.
17:20 - He can't throw up.
17:21 I watched the game.
17:22 He misses wide open guys.
17:25 We are going to kill this team.
17:27 And I like you, Chris,
17:28 and say, I like your roll tide, Willie.
17:30 All roll tide, I'm all with it.
17:32 We're gonna take the sword, the knife,
17:35 and we're gonna put it in your heart,
17:36 and that's gonna be it.
17:37 People are acting like this is an old Alabama.
17:39 This is not the Alabama teams that are rolling through.
17:42 This team, we are going to crush, okay?
17:45 So I'm happy we're playing them,
17:47 and I can't wait to get to the Rose Bowl
17:49 with the sun fading.
17:51 It's a little different.
17:51 It is different.
17:53 The imagery of the sun setting over the Rose Bowl.
17:57 - San Andreas.
17:58 - 530.
17:58 - It's beautiful.
18:00 - Much more poetic when it's Michigan, Alabama
18:03 than it is Michigan, FSU.
18:05 No disrespect to FSU.
18:05 - Although, I wanted it to be Michigan, Washington.
18:08 I know that wouldn't have worked out.
18:09 - Yeah, that would have been cool.
18:10 - It would have been so nice.
18:11 - But Alabama's nice.
18:13 So I don't know what that big doofus
18:17 Taylor LeJuan is talking about.
18:19 I'm glad we fucking have Alabama.
18:22 Stop calling us an underdog
18:25 and saying we're gonna shock the fucking world
18:27 when we're literally the favorite.
18:28 And by the way, everyone's like,
18:29 "The line's gonna move."
18:30 I think, sneaky, the smart money,
18:33 I think you could see Michigan become a bigger favorite.
18:36 I honestly do.
18:37 - So what are you gonna,
18:38 are you gonna bet 1.25 million to win a million,
18:40 or are you gonna bet a million to win like--
18:42 - Well, honestly, the line is 1.5.
18:44 I want it off that.
18:46 If I can get it to one where I know
18:47 if they win by one, I don't lose.
18:50 - Yeah, you could do money lines, minus 1.25.
18:53 - Yeah, I don't wanna do that though,
18:54 because at a million, that's a lot.
18:55 I wanna see if that line,
18:57 like I said, I don't know which way it's gonna go.
18:58 I actually think the sharp money is gonna be on Michigan.
19:01 It's already on Michigan,
19:02 because if everybody like,
19:04 "Oh, the Taylor LeJuan's like,
19:06 "Oh my God, we're dead."
19:08 We're favorite, you fucking idiot.
19:11 - Fear, he nailed it.
19:12 Taylor's a smart guy.
19:13 - You gotta take that fear and turn it into something else.
19:15 - Oh, guys, this is a plucky underdog.
19:17 Michigan, you just started playing football last year.
19:20 - The way he is talking about us is so,
19:25 that's why I said it's like we're Boise State.
19:27 You give me the Statue of Liberty play in a fight,
19:29 it's like, what are you talking about?
19:30 - It's so great.
19:31 It's he just chooses the wrong path on every tweet.
19:34 I love it.
19:35 - NFL.
19:39 - Dan, I almost texted you, but out of respect, I didn't.
19:42 You have a major problem.
19:43 - Why?
19:45 - Jordan Love is the guy.
19:46 - Oh yeah, no, it's a major problem.
19:48 No, it's a major problem.
19:50 - And there, by the way, I bet them to win the Super Bowl.
19:52 - It's a major, major problem.
19:54 It's absolute fucking bullshit.
19:57 I said it's like, if you have to tell someone like,
20:01 "Hey, what's a good example of life not being fair?"
20:04 It's the Packers going from Brett Favre
20:06 to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love.
20:07 He's good.
20:08 I don't know how this happened.
20:10 It's fucking bullshit.
20:11 The Packers were supposed to be--
20:12 - And your guys stinks.
20:14 - Well, we might have a new guy.
20:15 The Packers were supposed to be rebuilding.
20:17 This was supposed to be a shit year for them.
20:18 And they are now like almost assured to go to the playoffs
20:22 with the schedule they have going.
20:23 And I don't think any team, maybe outside the 49ers,
20:26 the 49ers kind of own the Packers.
20:27 They're like my saving grace.
20:29 There's no team that wants to play the Packers right now.
20:34 - I have five grand to win 600,000.
20:36 I put on--
20:37 - Fucking A.
20:38 - Wow.
20:39 - You do know though, the Niners will kill them
20:42 'cause the Niners always kill the Packers.
20:43 - Yeah, yeah, but listen--
20:45 - If they play anyone else, yeah.
20:46 - If Brock Curtis gets hurt again, who knows?
20:48 - If they get picked up, no, it's complete bullshit.
20:51 I can't believe it.
20:54 - That is a, I mean, that's another decade.
20:57 - It's just, it's insane.
20:58 - That's what it is.
20:59 That's what it is.
21:00 - It's insane.
21:01 - They're gonna be better than the Bears
21:02 for the next 20 years.
21:03 - It's insane.
21:04 It can't keep happening.
21:06 I just had an end with Brady
21:08 and times a million with Brady,
21:10 but if Matt Jones was the guy,
21:12 there was that brief window where Dave
21:14 and those guys were saying that,
21:15 and I was like, "What if it is?"
21:17 And that made me spiral just thinking about it.
21:19 If it actually had happened, oh my God.
21:21 - And they do this bullshit where they draft the guy
21:23 and then he gets to sit there and learn everything.
21:25 - Yeah, it's like they got the system down.
21:27 Fucking maybe we also do it.
21:29 - It's fucking bullshit.
21:30 It's absolute bullshit.
21:32 I don't know what else to do.
21:34 - Yeah, the Niners looked great yesterday.
21:36 - Oh, killed them.
21:37 That was awesome.
21:39 - Don D'Souza, so big Don, the security guard.
21:43 Listen, I consider myself
21:44 the unofficial mayor of Philadelphia.
21:46 I like the city.
21:47 That guy can't be on the sidelines for like five years.
21:50 - Yeah, that was crazy.
21:51 - No, I disagree.
21:52 - Philly people are defending him.
21:54 Yeah, are you just doing that to get favor with Philly?
21:56 - No, no, I bet the Niners big yesterday.
21:58 I thought the Niners are way better than the Eagles.
22:01 - Yeah, but you can't have,
22:02 the head of security is not a bouncer of the club.
22:05 He's looking for fans.
22:06 He's not the security for the other team.
22:09 - Counterpoint, Philly.
22:11 - I was gonna say, if there was ever a guy-
22:12 - It's the only place that it works.
22:14 It literally is, like we were saying this,
22:16 like if that guy was on the Chargers sideline
22:20 or the fucking Texans sideline,
22:22 be like, get this guy out of here forever.
22:24 He is so Philly.
22:25 - Yeah, that is a fair point.
22:27 - It's just he's Philly.
22:29 - Then I'm fine with him staying,
22:32 but you can't kick the other players out
22:35 for getting, it has to be like, all right,
22:36 he put a jersey on, put security,
22:40 and he's a player now.
22:41 - But- - Maybe that's the solution.
22:44 Maybe Dom's now on the team.
22:46 - Yeah, I think though,
22:48 I think there was a good amount of Eagles fans yesterday
22:50 that they were like, that's an unfair trade.
22:53 Like they lost Dre Greenlaw,
22:54 who's really good at football, but we lost Dom.
22:56 - And they still, the Philly fans are,
22:59 they were like, he's security.
23:00 (laughing)
23:02 Like they thought that was his role.
23:05 They're like, well, yeah, he's not that type of, whatever.
23:09 - He's so perfect.
23:10 He had the arm sleeve.
23:11 He's got the Italian thing on his side.
23:13 Like he's just- - The name being Dom.
23:16 It's just Dom. - Dom, yeah, Dom DeSandro.
23:18 Like he's just, everything about him,
23:20 his headshot from like 20 years ago is so funny.
23:23 - I gotta hear that guy's accent.
23:25 You know he's got the Delco Trent accent going.
23:28 - Yeah, and he looks like, did you see his headshot, Dave,
23:30 from like 20 years ago when he had hair?
23:32 He just looks like every guy we've ever had
23:34 to pass an envelope to on a Tuesday.
23:36 Like just, he's everything.
23:38 It's so- - I know he is all that.
23:40 He is all that, so maybe the NFL has to make an exception
23:43 just for him because God love Philly.
23:48 Like they don't get it.
23:51 Like you're talking to them and-
23:52 - No, they think it's- - No, I think they-
23:54 - They're like, he's security.
23:55 - I don't think, I think Philly thinks you don't get it.
23:58 - Right, that's what I mean.
23:59 - Yeah. - I'll tell you this much though.
24:00 Do we now have some competition for Dom of the Year?
24:05 - Yeah. - Maybe, yeah.
24:06 - I mean, this guy, this is a big time Dom.
24:09 - It's also just like between him and Tommy DeVito,
24:11 Italian Americans are having a moment.
24:13 - They're having it.
24:14 - They always have a moment.
24:15 - The other Italians are like,
24:16 "There's nothing like Frankie Borelli and his dad,
24:19 "and they're probably watching Sebastian Mankowski
24:22 "comedy special, and they're like, Dom, and this."
24:25 They love it.
24:27 LeBron James, he gets in a fight with Emilia Dolka
24:32 to bitch up.
24:35 I don't get, LeBron, I don't know even what word
24:40 he's acting like bitch is.
24:43 Like he's acting like that is like one of the worst words
24:47 you can ever call another guy, and he didn't even call him
24:50 that, he's like, "Stop being a bitch about-."
24:52 I don't, and then Dolka's like, "You're being a soft,
24:56 "like you're soft, you're like stopping a bitch."
24:58 I'm like, "The NBA, for all that goes on,
25:01 "you got guys toting guns, doing whatever."
25:04 And then they get Matt Westbrook,
25:06 you can't call him Westbrook,
25:07 or he'll try to fight you in the crowd.
25:10 And then you got, this makes no sense.
25:12 No, like don't they all talk shit in the NBA?
25:16 - They get very bent out of shape about like,
25:19 my honor as a man or some shit like that.
25:21 Like there are certain words and certain things
25:23 that you just can't do.
25:24 - Bitch?
25:25 - Yeah, meanwhile, like you hear the stories
25:27 about Kevin Garnett talking shit to Tim Duncan
25:29 and the things he said to Carmelo Anthony,
25:31 and it's like, what the, bitches like PG-13 these days.
25:36 - Yeah, KG like made Charlie Villanova cry
25:39 and like quit basketball.
25:40 LeBron does this so every now and then,
25:43 remember he did it with the father of three,
25:44 like don't talk to me, I'm a father,
25:46 like that, I'm a father.
25:47 He gets like high and mighty.
25:49 - Yeah. - It's crazy.
25:50 - I also think PFT said it, and it's exactly right.
25:53 He does this when he's threatened,
25:55 because like Dylan Brooks said way worse things to LeBron,
25:58 and he was like, I don't care, you're Dylan Brooks.
26:00 I think he's threatened by Udoka.
26:01 Like Udoka was kind of sizing him up.
26:04 He didn't, he was just like,
26:05 what are you gonna do about it, dude?
26:07 - And to be honest, I don't even know why
26:09 the refs teed him up, they were just having like a con,
26:11 like there was nothing really said.
26:15 The whole thing, it just, he is, LeBron's soft, crazy clip.
26:19 Last one, this has been going on for a while,
26:22 but it's the news, our old friends at Deadspin,
26:25 so they went after that kid who had red, black face paint,
26:30 the Chief's headgear, and he's doing this,
26:31 the Chief's are doing it.
26:32 They're saying now the kid's gonna sue Deadspin.
26:34 But I don't even know what the point of that is,
26:36 because I think Deadspin's broke.
26:37 - Yeah, but I mean, to make a fucking point
26:40 that you tried to like send a witch hunt death
26:43 to like a nine-year-old, fuck that shit, man.
26:45 I would go after them too.
26:47 - Well, that should be a surprise
26:49 that nobody has as familiar as we are with them.
26:51 He also, I think, is Native American, right?
26:54 - Yes, family is Native American.
26:56 (laughing)
26:58 - That Deadspin guy must have been like,
27:00 "What, what are the fucking chances?"
27:04 - You know what, that's like,
27:05 do you remember when I made fun of a kid eating a hot dog?
27:07 - Yeah, one in a thousand, one in a million shots.
27:10 - One in a million, yeah, you called him a savage, yeah.
27:13 (laughing)
27:14 Yeah, savage game.
27:15 It's so crazy that he not only had that picture
27:20 where it looked like he was in blackface,
27:22 but he's also Native American.
27:23 Like, I almost think that this was a setup and I love it.
27:26 Like, I think they set up Deadspin.
27:29 We can get them so easy.
27:30 - And by the way, the dude who wrote it,
27:33 like people showed him the other half.
27:36 And like, if he just said like,
27:39 "Fuck, I didn't see the other side of that picture, my bad."
27:42 It all goes away.
27:43 Everybody has to-
27:44 - Savage game.
27:44 - When that kid had some sort of like really bad disease,
27:49 I was like, "Hand up, I didn't know you had that disease."
27:52 I wouldn't have called him a savage
27:54 for eating a hot dog without a bun
27:55 if I knew he couldn't like swallow bread.
27:57 (laughing)
27:59 That was the worst.
28:00 (laughing)
28:01 That was the worst.
28:03 Oh, fuck.
28:05 - It's perfect.
28:06 - It happens when you blog, you know, 50,000 times.
28:09 It's like, eventually you're gonna get caught
28:11 on something like that.
28:12 - Yeah. - Yeah.
28:14 - All right, that's it.
28:15 We got surviving bar stool, back controversy.
28:17 I think most people are satisfied with the solution.
28:19 $9.99, you get the whole season.
28:21 Tonight, great episode.
28:23 - I have a major, major, major problem.
28:25 Dave panics when he does not have control.
28:28 It is all a mental game.
28:29 You don't know what an advantage is.
28:31 - What are you talking about?
28:32 - Brain's starting to go a little bit.
28:33 We had to run him into the ground.
28:35 - Oh, no!
28:36 (yelling)
28:38 - Everybody knows that when you lose,
28:41 you don't take it graciously.
28:42 (yelling)
28:45 - This is the most in trouble I think I've ever been.
28:48 (dramatic music)
28:50 - And then we'll re-air it for free after.
28:55 I'm going back and forth with Pete and Stu.
28:57 - Wait, you gotta clarify.
28:58 We're re-airing it after the whole finale.
29:01 - After the whole thing.
29:02 - We're gonna re-air it. - In the same order.
29:04 It's not going like binge-worthy after.
29:06 You still have to wait,
29:08 because I thought some people would be like,
29:09 "Oh, I'll wait to binge it."
29:10 So it'll go the same exact schedule.
29:12 We'll just start over.
29:14 I think you can mirror this to your TV or Google Chromecast.
29:19 I've been all with Pete.
29:22 I will say I've been all with Pete and Stu
29:24 trying to get straight answers,
29:26 and I haven't got really straight answers,
29:28 but I think you can do that.
29:30 - I think if you have AirPlay and Chromecasts.
29:36 - Doesn't everybody have AirPlay?
29:38 - Yeah.
29:38 - Yeah, yeah.
29:39 - Most TVs are smart TVs now, right?
29:42 - Yes, yes.
29:42 - If you bought a TV in the last five years,
29:44 I'm pretty sure that has all the things.
29:46 - Well, but that's, I think kind of the problem
29:47 is that most people are like,
29:48 "Why are you not just on the smart TV apps?
29:51 Why aren't we?"
29:52 - Correct, which I found out today
29:55 was a decision that was,
29:57 Pete claims he's bought for a year and a half.
30:00 Stu says it was too expensive.
30:02 I never knew none of this existed,
30:04 but we will fix that.
30:06 Not now, but we will.
30:07 - Have to.
30:08 We gotta be on all the apps.
30:11 You have to be.
30:12 - Have to, I agree.
30:13 We were telling people to plug in your laptop
30:16 with an HDMI cord today.
30:18 You can't be doing that at 20.
30:19 - No, Pete tried to tell me that.
30:21 I was like, "What are you crazy?"
30:22 But I do think-
30:23 - That will work, but it's insane to ask your fans to do that.
30:25 - I believe you can just press that AirPlay thing
30:28 and it goes, like I said this example,
30:31 'cause when Jeffy Lo sends me like stolen or illegal movies
30:35 or whatever he sends me,
30:37 I have the movie on my phone.
30:39 I press mirroring.
30:41 It takes me five to seven minutes,
30:42 but I get it on my TV.
30:45 And I think you can do the same with us.
30:48 - I think so too, but point being that that's,
30:51 it's just crazy to have to do that.
30:52 - Crazy.
30:54 - And then like-
30:54 - Crazy, but we're crazy.
30:56 - Your phone is occupied then the whole time, right?
31:00 - No, I don't believe-
31:01 - No, I don't think so.
31:02 - No.
31:03 - Oh, you can like scroll around on your phone
31:04 while it plays to the TV?
31:06 - I don't wanna confirm or deny that.
31:08 - Don't we have an app though
31:09 that you can download on the TV?
31:11 - No.
31:12 - I thought I've done that.
31:14 - Yeah, we have the app, parcel.tv is different.
31:17 So that's like, forget about Survivor.
31:20 That's a whole other discussion.
31:21 - That's just, that's just-
31:23 - Yeah, I also don't know that.
31:24 - Yeah, that's really dumb.
31:26 - That's really, really dumb.
31:27 - You're not gonna mention the biggest news in parcel?
31:31 - What?
31:34 - Tomorrow morning, wake up, Mincy's back.
31:36 - There we go.
31:39 - This guy, wake up, Mincy.
31:41 I've been asked to be the first guest.
31:43 He-
31:44 - Weren't you the first guest on the original?
31:45 - I was, I was.
31:47 He is so, I don't know what, I mean, I do know Mincy,
31:51 but like, so in the office,
31:54 we have a full kitchen that's wired for everything.
31:57 He's doing wake up, Mincy in front of the video board
32:01 with the kitchen video behind him.
32:04 - Don't question genius.
32:06 I was gonna say.
32:07 - The kitchen is 10 feet from the video board
32:09 that he's doing it with a fake kitchen behind him.
32:12 - Nuka-Looge, don't think, just throw.
32:14 Don't think, just throw.
32:16 Let him cook, literally.
32:17 - I don't, I don't get it.
32:19 I just don't get it, but yeah, I mean,
32:21 I'm excited to be the first guest.
32:23 - Don't tell Mike Ed how to paint, you know?
32:25 - No, right.
32:26 - I told him, it's like, he said he's gonna do
32:29 more sports stuff in the morning too.
32:31 I was like, well, if you're talking sports
32:33 on the video board, can we get like a shot
32:35 of like a basketball court behind you?
32:36 He's like, yeah, we can do that.
32:39 - I love it.
32:40 - Standing on the basketball court.
32:41 He's gonna do it.
32:42 I'm gonna try to, my goal is to get him to do a shot
32:44 of every piece of this office without ever being in it.
32:47 It's crazy.
32:48 He's crazy.
32:50 - He's a men's man.
32:51 All right, 8 p.m. tonight, Survive in Barcelona.
32:55 We do appreciate everyone buying it.
32:56 So appreciate that for real.
32:58 - It's worth it.
32:59 It's very much worth it.
33:00 - Don't worry about it.
33:01 - It's gonna be awesome.
33:02 - What is your guess on what we end up with pay-per-views?
33:07 - I was gonna do a contest.
33:08 If someone nailed it, give them 10 grand,
33:11 but then I feel like I'm not gonna be able to figure out
33:13 who actually nailed it and what first,
33:15 and editing now, Twitter, it's like, I got scared.
33:18 - Can you give me where we're at, like a little bit,
33:21 or just blind guess?
33:23 - Blind guess.
33:24 - I think we'll end up at 80.
33:27 - Which would be-- - 80 for tonight?
33:29 - No, yeah, no, well, if you buy it tonight,
33:32 you're gonna buy, yeah, maybe not 80 tonight,
33:34 but I think by the end of this week, we'll be at 80.
33:36 I think by tonight's episode airing,
33:39 I'm gonna say 20,000.
33:42 - The most pay-per-views we've ever,
33:44 we did 50 for the award show.
33:48 The biggest R and R we ever had was Conseco 110.
33:52 So we'll see.
33:54 - All right, yeah.
33:56 - All right.
33:57 - See you guys. - I'll talk to you guys.
33:58 - See you guys.
33:59 (whooshing)
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