• 10 months ago
El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
Transcript
00:00 [Music]
00:10 All right, pizza time.
00:12 We're at Frank Pepe's. Let's walk down here.
00:15 Because it's loud as fuck.
00:17 Where's that coming from?
00:24 Nice to meet you Dave.
00:26 Nice to meet you.
00:27 Big fan. Thank you.
00:28 Big fan. Thank you.
00:30 Let's go over here.
00:31 All right.
00:32 Voila.
00:56 All right. Pizza review time.
00:58 Frank Pepe's Plantation, Florida.
01:00 This is a redo.
01:02 And by the way, yeah, the Shark Have Feelings.
01:05 You can't get it. It's sold out. I don't know.
01:07 I know people are going to cry.
01:08 Where'd you get the Shark Have Feelings jumpsuit?
01:11 The onesie. What do they call this?
01:13 When you wear it like this?
01:15 I don't know.
01:16 But the best-selling children's author.
01:18 Anyways, distracted.
01:20 Frank Pepe's Plantation, Florida.
01:23 I did this review.
01:24 The pizza was terrible.
01:26 And now we got some serious floppage on this.
01:28 This is 7-2.
01:32 If you're going to be able to expand, you've got to keep the integrity and the quality of the pizza.
01:36 This ain't it.
01:37 This is 7-2.
01:38 This was disappointing.
01:40 And Pepe's New Haven are beats.
01:43 This is one of the most famous pizza places in the world.
01:46 In the world.
01:47 So it just didn't do justice.
01:49 New Haven.
01:51 Fast forward to the Barstool Pizza Fest.
01:54 Pepe's was there.
01:55 The guy, forget his name, the crazy guy in the best way possible was like,
01:59 "We saw your fucking review. I moved down to Plantation.
02:03 I fucking whipped them into shape.
02:05 I lived there for three months.
02:07 We will never let that happen again."
02:09 I go, "I'm going to give you a review. A re-review."
02:11 We took the punch. We made the connections.
02:14 We fixed the boxes. We checked the water filter.
02:17 We made a personnel change.
02:19 We are ready to go.
02:21 We opened up jailbreak.
02:23 Let's do it.
02:25 This is New Haven.
02:27 We're only as good as our last pizza.
02:30 So here we go.
02:32 I hope it's good because I love that guy.
02:34 One bite. Everybody knows the rules.
02:36 Pepe's.
02:37 Go down to Carriage. Be better.
02:41 Okay. Okay.
02:46 A thousand times better than the first time I was here.
02:49 A thousand.
02:50 And we're probably three minutes late picking up.
02:56 This is one thousand times better than the first time I had it.
03:02 [music]
03:04 Maybe it was in the box a second too long.
03:18 Still...
03:20 Not as good as the original New Haven, but...
03:26 [music]
03:28 Eight one.
03:37 Okay. Okay.
03:41 We can do some justice now.
03:45 That guy fixed it. He was a maniac.
03:47 The re-review... The first one was terrible.
03:50 This I can live with.
03:52 Frank Pepe's.
03:53 Plantation, Florida.
03:55 I almost choked there.
03:56 Eight one on their re-review.
03:58 Shout out that guy.
03:59 There you go.
04:01 Frank Pepe's.
04:02 Did it justice here as I spit all over him.
04:05 Alright, that's our view.
04:06 What's up, Frank?
04:07 What's good?
04:08 Yeah, man.
04:09 What's going on?
04:10 Came all the way from Chicago to get here.
04:11 What?
04:13 Came all the way from Chicago to go to Frank Pepe's.
04:15 Yeah. What?
04:16 Hey, residency.
04:17 That makes no sense.
04:18 Oh my god.
04:19 What do you mean you came from Chicago?
04:20 We live here now, but we're from Chicago.
04:22 So we came here to eat some Frank Pepe's.
04:24 You live here?
04:25 Yeah.
04:26 I thought you literally like I came from Chicago and that would have made no sense.
04:28 Nice meeting you.
04:29 Hey, how are you, sir?
04:30 Camera on camera. Good. How are you?
04:32 Yes, sir.
04:33 What's going on? How are you?
04:34 Man, I follow you, man.
04:35 Thank you.
04:36 Oh my god, brother.
04:37 You're awesome.
04:38 Thank you.
04:39 Can we take a selfie?
04:40 Yeah.
04:42 [City sounds]
04:45 [City sounds]
04:48 [City sounds]
04:50 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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