Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 11th August 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, every human being wants to leave this world and do something that can become a Sadqa-e-Jariyya.
00:28The biggest Sadqa-e-Jariyya that you can do right now is for your country, for this world, for all the people of this world,
00:37you can do one thing alone and that is to plant a tree.
00:43When a person plants a tree, he testifies that he is not thinking about himself.
00:49I am doing a favor on the coming generations after 50, 60, 100 years and this Sadqa-e-Jariyya will continue for you till the end of the world.
00:59On this 14th of August, we have taken an oath that we will plant as many trees as possible,
01:05we will help our Pakistan and we will make it green.
01:09Help us for green Pakistan and do plant your share of trees.
01:14Let's start today's show with this message.
01:17Let's take you to the park today and see what the condition of the trees is.
01:21Wow, there is gardening going on in Okyari.
01:24This is really like that, I am feeling like a gardener.
01:26Leaves, leaves, buds, buds.
01:32Okay, I was feeling like a gardener.
01:34Our condition is like this.
01:39Leaves, leaves.
01:41Why do you come and tell the things of your house to leaves and buds?
01:44Anyways, leaves, leaves, buds, buds.
01:49Wow, wow.
01:50How are you Mr. Haroon?
01:52I am absolutely fine, how are you?
01:56Great, great, we are just planting trees.
01:59Are you a gardener here?
02:00I am the chief guest.
02:01What is your name?
02:02My name? My name is Budha.
02:04Oh wow, what a lovely name you have.
02:06I have a house named Budha.
02:08Okay.
02:08My father does the same work.
02:10He plants the buds and he has a house too.
02:14He was not a very good gardener.
02:19Actually, you should plant trees.
02:20You have said this before.
02:22This is a very simple thing.
02:24Look, everyone says this here.
02:26You should follow that too.
02:28Absolutely right.
02:29You should plant trees.
02:30These trees give life.
02:32Absolutely, actually life is from trees.
02:34Yes.
02:35In the world, first of all, at every corner,
02:38as much as you can see the landmass of the globe at this time,
02:41there was greenery everywhere.
02:43First, the greenery came,
02:45then this ozone layer was formed,
02:46everything was formed,
02:47then we were able to breathe.
02:48These trees are the genesis of our existence here.
02:52But how unfortunate is it for us
02:54that we have taken over the agricultural land
02:56and have built houses there too.
02:58What we have done is that in Pakistan,
03:01let me tell you a small thing.
03:03Maybe this will open the ears of the people,
03:05all of us,
03:07we will get an idea.
03:09Even if it is not our idea,
03:10or the idea of a neighbor,
03:11but the idea of this country is that
03:13in any country,
03:15for a sustainable environment,
03:17in a good way,
03:18to stay alive,
03:20have you ever,
03:21before I move forward,
03:22have you noticed that if you go abroad,
03:24in the UK,
03:25in America,
03:26in European countries,
03:28you feel that the air is clean.
03:30Absolutely.
03:31The sun is shining directly on me.
03:32The minute you land, you feel it.
03:34Exactly.
03:36That is because
03:37that in any country,
03:38to keep the air clean,
03:4025% should be your greenery and trees.
03:43Hmm.
03:44How many percent will be there in Pakistan?
03:46Make a guess.
03:4714%.
03:48You guess.
03:4910%.
03:50You guess.
03:51Yes.
03:5125% should be trees
03:53to stay alive in good air.
03:55How many percent will be there in Pakistan?
03:57Pakistan, this is a total of 25%.
03:59In Pakistan, only 2.2%.
04:01What?
04:02Oh my God.
04:03What is this?
04:04We have to protect the trees.
04:06Why are you sweeping it?
04:07I have brought a display.
04:08The rest of the trees are behind me.
04:11These trees love children.
04:13They sprinkle soil on them.
04:14In the morning, they give them water.
04:15In the morning, they brush them.
04:17After that, they take them to school.
04:18Mwah.
04:20Look, the fruit is so good.
04:22I have come in the morning.
04:23I am having breakfast.
04:25Do you want to have breakfast?
04:26Yes.
04:27Give me the money.
04:29Keep it there.
04:30Okay, sir. Absolutely.
04:31Okay, Arun sir, you were saying
04:332.2%.
04:34If we want to put it in simple words,
04:36in Pakistan,
04:37every person has only 5 trees.
04:40Which is very less.
04:41In the world right now,
04:42every person has 400 trees.
04:45And in Pakistan, only 5.
04:46You can guess from this
04:48that your breath
04:50is coming from here.
04:51Hmm.
04:52If someone closes your nose or mouth,
04:54how long can you stay alive?
04:56Come, sir.
04:57Sir, these are good trees.
04:59These are fresh trees.
04:59Yes, sir. They are fresh.
05:01It is my responsibility. I don't want to take money.
05:02Which is the fresh tree?
05:04Sir, there are many trees.
05:05There are fruits too.
05:06But the trees are old.
05:07Okay.
05:08Are you a supervisor here?
05:09No, sir. I am a supervisor.
05:10I am a client.
05:10He is my customer.
05:11And you are a gardener.
05:12I look like a gardener
05:14in my personality.
05:15Okay. Sorry, doctor.
05:16Where are you roaming?
05:18Where, doctor?
05:19Then you look like a gardener.
05:20What else do you look like?
05:20I am not a gardener.
05:21I am Tar Khan.
05:23What is Tar Khan?
05:24Tar Khan.
05:25Tar means wet.
05:27Khan means Khan.
05:29Wet Khan.
05:29Yes, doctor.
05:31He looks like Hansa and her husband.
05:36Sir, sit for 10 minutes.
05:38He is a well-educated man.
05:38He is creating a mess.
05:41It is called education.
05:43Education?
05:44You don't even know what education is.
05:45Education means to do more.
05:48You are absolutely right.
05:50To do more.
05:50Look at that.
05:51You are getting it.
05:52Don't you dare to cut any tree.
05:54No, I am not going to cut a tree.
05:56I have a reservation.
05:57Are you here to cut a tree?
05:58Yes, sir. I am here to cut a tree.
05:59You can't cut a tree.
06:01I am not going to cut your legs.
06:04You are killing me.
06:06You can use your axe on me or on a tree.
06:08You are killing me.
06:09Hello.
06:10Don't worry.
06:11I am coming.
06:12I will be there in some time.
06:13You should use the wood you had earlier.
06:17Do your fathers need wood to live?
06:21A famous person from Pakistan
06:22told me that I should make my father sit on a fresh wooden stool.
06:26And change the stool every two days.
06:27The wood should be fresh.
06:28The wood should be fresh.
06:29The wood should be fresh.
06:30The wood should be fresh.
06:31The wood should be fresh.
06:32The wood should be fresh.
06:32The wood should be fresh.
06:33No, the wood should not be fresh.
06:35It should be fresh.
06:36If it was fresh,
06:36we would have found out that your father sat on it.
06:39Look, there are very few trees.
06:41I was just telling you.
06:43There are very few trees.
06:44It was called a city of gardens in Lahore.
06:46And now, there are only a few parks in Lahore.
06:50There are no gardens.
06:51I remember my childhood.
06:53There was a forest more than a canal.
06:55Okay, don't talk so much.
06:56I will sit here and wash my feet.
07:04Hello.
07:09Father is in pain.
07:10Get the medicine quickly.
07:11The pain killer of your father is ready.
07:14Hey, you!
07:14Hey, you!
07:16What is it?
07:16What is it to you?
07:17What is it to you?
07:18I have lost it.
07:19I don't have any energy.
07:20Go and do your work.
07:21What are you doing?
07:22You rascal!
07:22Get aside.
07:23Hey!
07:24Hey!
07:24I will teach you a lesson.
07:25You are just like me.
07:27You don't understand anything.
07:28You are awake.
07:29Do you know who I am?
07:30Who are you?
07:31I am a poor man.
07:32Come here.
07:33I am a gardener.
07:34I have to give water to the gardener.
07:35You have to save a man's life.
07:38Do you know how good it is?
07:39What happened?
07:40The pain killer of your father is ready.
07:42Hey!
07:43You want to kill the whole world to save me?
07:46You are a curse to yourself and to yourself.
07:49Come here.
07:50This is the life of the people.
07:52People take oxygen.
07:53They breathe.
07:54This is the life of the people?
07:55Yes.
07:56Come here.
07:57Let me sit.
07:59They give cold water to the poor.
08:01They give shade.
08:02This?
08:03Yes.
08:04Cold water and shade?
08:05Yes.
08:06Come on.
08:06Sit on the chair.
08:08Do you know how to cut a tree?
08:10Like this?
08:11Yes.
08:11Do you know how?
08:12Yes.
08:13Sit on the chair.
08:16What is the problem?
08:17Hey!
08:18His father is sick.
08:19He wants a tree.
08:20He is giving his father this life.
08:22Hey!
08:23Ask your father.
08:25Hey!
08:25Why are you standing here?
08:26This is the bed of the poor.
08:28It has fruits.
08:29People bring it and eat it.
08:33This is the bed of the poor?
08:35Yes.
08:35People bring fruits and eat it?
08:37Yes.
08:38Sit there for two minutes.
08:40Please sit.
08:42This is the question of life.
08:43Listen to me.
08:44Life.
08:45Do you know?
08:46These trees talk to you.
08:48They give you air.
08:50They give air and talk?
08:52Yes.
08:52Sit there and talk to them.
08:54Okay.
08:55Hey!
08:57Don't talk nonsense.
08:59I will hit you.
09:00Do you think you are a man?
09:01What?
09:04Where did this voice come from?
09:05I am telling you.
09:06Look at me.
09:07I am like your children.
09:08The tree says that I am like your children.
09:10It says.
09:11Are you mad?
09:12I am like your mouth.
09:13I am a gardener.
09:14I can hear the birds for three hours.
09:17I am like your root.
09:19Hey!
09:20First, the roots of the family got divided.
09:22Now, the roots of my family will get divided.
09:23Hey!
09:23He is like my uncle.
09:26He says that all the roots of the family got divided.
09:29These trees have seen a lot of weather.
09:31They have seen a lot.
09:32These trees talk to you.
09:34Trees also have feelings.
09:35Try to understand the tree.
09:37Try to understand what I am saying.
09:38Till the time this tree doesn't get divided.
09:40My love for you will not get destroyed.
09:43Are you ready?
09:48This reminds me.
09:49This is Mr. Hameed's book.
09:50Memories of Lahore.
09:51He has written a story about a tree.
09:53When I used to drink tea.
09:55There was a tree in my neighborhood.
09:57I used to talk to it a lot.
09:59Now, I have made it my secret place.
10:01Now, it has made me its secret place.
10:03Now, it has started talking to me.
10:05We were best friends.
10:07One day, it got separated.
10:09Because of the tree.
10:11Now, I drink tea alone.
10:13Now, I think.
10:15When I will leave this world.
10:17When will I meet it again?
10:19Hold me.
10:21What is it to you?
10:23Hold me.
10:25I will kill you.
10:27Don't come near the tree.
10:29You are not an animal of the tree.
10:31In a while, the tree will be divided.
10:33Then, we will go to Narwhal.
10:35You are great.
10:37I will not spare you.
10:39Go away.
10:41Go away.
10:43Thank God, she is scared.
10:45Listen to me, Mr. Mali.
10:47He is not going from here.
10:49Listen to me.
10:51You are not a tree.
10:53You are not an animal.
10:55You are a strange man.
11:03Do you realize?
11:05It gives you life.
11:07It gives you things.
11:09It gives you oxygen.
11:11It is a big luggage.
11:13It gives you energy.
11:15It is a big luggage.
11:17It gives you oxygen.
11:19Listen to me.
11:21Promise me.
11:23You will not cut the tree.
11:25I promise you.
11:27I will protect the trees.
11:29I will not let anyone harm them.
11:31Good.
11:33I have a problem.
11:35I don't have a job.
11:37Where will I go?
11:39It is a big industry.
11:41It is related to wood.
11:43Look at it.
11:45All the companies that did not
11:47change themselves,
11:49are gone.
11:51There were big companies in Pakistan.
11:53I don't want to mention their names here.
11:55But they are gone.
11:57Nokia said they will not use Android.
11:59Blackberry said they will not
12:01shift to Android.
12:03Kodak said they will not
12:05use digital cameras.
12:07If you change yourself,
12:09make furniture for MDF,
12:11hemp,
12:13rattan and wicker.
12:15Don't mention their names here.
12:19Let's go.
12:21Greetings.
12:23Greetings.
12:25Greetings.
12:27Where are you taking the kids?
12:29We have come to the park.
12:31You have come on a school trip.
12:33Our teacher said
12:35we are here to cut the trees.
12:37Applause for the kids.
12:39Tree cutting.
12:41It is a tree cutting campaign.
12:43So, I thought you should
12:45keep the pot first.
12:47You come back a little.
12:49It is fresh.
12:51Did you tell the kids
12:53the importance of cutting the trees?
12:55We will cut the trees today.
12:57First, there will be a plant.
12:59Then, there will be a tree.
13:01Then, there will be shade.
13:03Everyone will sit in that shade.
13:05Look at her.
13:07Applause for the kids.
13:11This is a very good thing.
13:13First, tell me.
13:15Who are you?
13:17I am the secretary.
13:19I am the minister.
13:21Whose secretary are you?
13:23I am the minister.
13:25The minister had to cut the trees.
13:27Who has cut the trees here?
13:29I have cut the trees.
13:31You have cut the trees?
13:33I will kill you.
13:35Sir, I promise you.
13:37You go under that tree.
13:41Jaya, the minister
13:43will cut the trees.
13:45What are you doing?
13:47Uncle, what have you done?
13:49The minister will cut the trees.
13:51There was a lot of space here.
13:53He could have cut the trees there.
13:55You have cut the trees.
13:57Sir, the media team
13:59will cut the trees.
14:01Sir, he can't say anything.
14:03I made a promise
14:05to protect the plants.
14:07I won't leave the minister.
14:09Let him come.
14:11Sir, there are six kids.
14:13One is sick.
14:15Tell the minister.
14:17You are the director.
14:19Kids, kids, kids.
14:21Listen to me.
14:23You must know that in Pakistan
14:25last year and the year before that
14:27there were a lot of floods.
14:29Yes.
14:31Do floods come because of water?
14:33Yes.
14:35No.
14:37Floods come because
14:39you don't have a system
14:41to stop, contain
14:43and give way
14:45to the flood water.
14:47From now on,
14:49never blame water for floods.
14:51Do you know
14:53that to stop floods
14:55we have to build dams?
14:57No.
14:59Get this out of your mind.
15:01To stop floods,
15:03water beds
15:05have to be kept open,
15:07clean and more
15:09trees have to be planted.
15:11Okay.
15:13You know that in Pakistan
15:15when there is an earthquake
15:17in the mountainous areas
15:19there is landsliding.
15:21Houses fall down
15:23because of mud and stones.
15:25Yes.
15:27Get this out of your mind.
15:29Okay.
15:31It's not their fault.
15:33It's their fault that there were no trees
15:35to hold the land.
15:37Trees are like shackles
15:39that hold the land.
15:41And one more thing.
15:43Kids, you must know that
15:45our crops are not getting bumper.
15:47Do you know that?
15:49Yes.
15:51And the reason is that
15:53the soil is not fertile.
15:55Get this out of your mind.
15:57It's our fault.
16:01If you plant more trees
16:03then the soil
16:05will be fertile.
16:07Okay.
16:09Stand up.
16:11Clean the land.
16:15Greetings.
16:17Greetings.
16:19Are you ready?
16:21Yes.
16:23One minute.
16:25Give me the picture.
16:27Try.
16:31Sir, the picture is ready.
16:33Give it to me.
16:35Uncle.
16:37Yes.
16:39Why are you dropping the plant?
16:41Do I look like a gardener to you?
16:43Do you think I am an English student?
16:45I am a student of a government school.
16:47Give me the plant.
16:49Hit him.
16:51Hit him.
16:53Give me the plant.
16:55Give him the plant.
16:57Give me the plant.
16:59Give me the plant.
17:01Give me the plant.
17:03Very good.
17:05Very good.
17:07Give me the water.
17:09Give me the water.
17:11Give him the water.
17:13Sir, he wants to run.
17:15Close all the gates.
17:21Ladies and gentlemen, it's break time.
17:23See you after the break.
17:29Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
17:31During the break, I have
17:33Android and iPhone with me.
17:35Both of them are fighting.
17:37Let's talk about it.
17:39Greetings.
17:41I was telling him that I am better than him.
17:43I accept that.
17:45But you should present your position.
17:47One minute.
17:49I have both.
17:51What do you have?
17:53I have money.
17:55What do you have?
17:57I have Android.
17:59We know that
18:01both of them have iPhone.
18:03iPhone is better.
18:05What are you saying?
18:07I studied in a government school.
18:09She studied in a private school.
18:11If we are fair,
18:13I think that
18:15most of the people
18:17have Android.
18:19Android is not because
18:21Android is better.
18:23Android is because
18:25Android is expensive.
18:27Take it.
18:29You need an update.
18:33She is not accepting it.
18:35She has no money.
18:37Mr. Arun,
18:39it hangs again and again.
18:41Apple also hangs but
18:43Android hangs more.
18:45If you keep using iPhone 6
18:47in 2024, it will hang.
18:49When I receive a message,
18:51it makes a sound.
18:53When he receives a message,
18:55it makes a sound.
18:57Android's stomach is upset.
18:59Listen to me.
19:01I will clear the issue of hang.
19:03If you go to an institution
19:05and from nursery to PhD...
19:07Sir,
19:09this is a problem.
19:15This is what I wanted to say.
19:17Either he forgot his charger
19:19and got a new one.
19:21Sir, one second.
19:25What happened?
19:27Let me restart.
19:29Let me restart.
19:31Welcome.
19:37Who is this?
19:39Grandpa.
19:41Grandpa.
19:43How are you?
19:45Who is he?
19:4733103610.
19:49Who is he?
19:51He is my grandpa.
19:53He is from Patna.
19:55He is good.
19:57Hit him hard.
19:59He will be fine.
20:01Come, grandpa.
20:03You have a nice beard.
20:05It suits you.
20:07Grandpa,
20:09you are born.
20:11Even if you get a bad beard,
20:13you still look good.
20:17Please be seated.
20:19Tell me one more thing.
20:21Why iPhone is expensive
20:23and better than Android?
20:25What else?
20:27iPhone has FaceTime,
20:29Calendar, Photos, Camera, Mail,
20:31Notes, Reminder, Clock.
20:33What does it have? Google?
20:35Everyone is talking about
20:37iPhone.
20:39You are famous now.
20:41Your business is good.
20:43Why do you need iPhone?
20:45I think it has security locks.
20:47It is good.
20:49iPhone can do good things.
20:51Android can do good things.
20:53What is the real difference?
20:55Mentality.
20:57Steve Jobs.
20:59Everyone should read
21:01his book.
21:03When Steve Jobs
21:05made his first computer,
21:07he was working hard
21:09since childhood.
21:11When he made a computer,
21:13the computers were
21:15very square.
21:17It looked like a heavy machine.
21:19There were no curves.
21:21It was not beautiful.
21:23He told his engineers,
21:25Steve Jobs didn't say
21:27that he wanted to make
21:29a very fast and secure computer.
21:31He told his team
21:33that when someone
21:35hits a beautiful butterfly,
21:37no one feels bad.
21:39But when someone
21:41hits a beautiful butterfly,
21:43people feel bad.
21:45He said, I don't know
21:47that you are good engineers.
21:49You will make a good processor.
21:51He was an IT engineer.
21:53He understood hardware.
21:55He said, you will make a good screen.
21:57I know you are the best.
21:59But I want beauty.
22:01I want so much beauty
22:03in my computer
22:05that no one
22:07can hate it.
22:09Even if someone
22:11gets a scratch,
22:13he should not get a scratch.
22:15For the first time,
22:17he made the sides of the screen round.
22:19Then he said,
22:21when I sit in front of a normal computer,
22:23I feel like I am talking to a machine.
22:25My first computer
22:27should be such that
22:29people should not know
22:31that his subconscious
22:33had a look
22:35like a human face.
22:37He intentionally put the disk drive
22:39in the center.
22:41He put the speakers like eyes.
22:43His face looked like a human face.
22:45Go ahead.
22:49The biggest thing is
22:51that when he
22:53made the first computer
22:55beautiful,
22:57he was proud of it.
22:59Because our boss
23:01put all his efforts in making it beautiful.
23:03He made it the most beautiful.
23:05He asked him to open it.
23:07He opened it.
23:09He asked where the signatures were.
23:11Signature? Which signature?
23:13He said, have you gone mad?
23:15When a big artist
23:17makes art, he does not sign.
23:19The engineers said,
23:21yes, he does sign.
23:23He said, whoever made his body, sign here.
23:25Whoever made the processor, sign here.
23:27The one who made it,
23:29got a thumb impression.
23:31Why did you forget your battery?
23:33I have many kids.
23:35You have a balance of 100.
23:37How can you forget a 300 battery?
23:39It was small.
23:41The battery used to change.
23:43You used to get very hot when
23:45you used to charge it.
23:49But Mr. Haroon,
23:51it used to charge so well.
23:53You used to talk on the phone
23:55He is a poet.
23:57He is the one who is giving you 100 rupees.
24:03In this context,
24:05there is one more thing.
24:07iPhone will never be in the hands of a villain.
24:09What do you think is the reason?
24:11He should not associate himself with
24:13any negative character.
24:15Which one do you have?
24:17Android.
24:19Ladies and gentlemen,
24:21it's time for a short break.
24:23We will meet after the break.
24:31Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
24:33Without giving this talent
24:35any chance to joke,
24:37let's go directly to the audience.
24:39Greetings, sir.
24:41How are you?
24:43I am fine. How are you?
24:45You look very happy.
24:47No, I am already happy.
24:51I always see a smile on your face.
24:53Thank you, brother.
24:55Your face is like the moon.
24:59I see a lot of attention on your face.
25:03Your number is going to change.
25:07First of all, I would like to thank you
25:09for your suit.
25:13My name is Mohammad Azeem.
25:15I am from Australia.
25:17I am a motivational speaker.
25:19You are a motivational speaker?
25:21If you are a motivational speaker,
25:23then we have a hot seat.
25:25If you come to the hot seat
25:27and say something motivational to me,
25:29if everyone likes it,
25:31then we will give you a gift.
25:41Since you are a motivational speaker,
25:43I would like you
25:45to guide us.
25:49How much does a Bedford truck
25:51tire cost?
25:55First of all, you should know
25:57how this tire is made?
25:59What are its ingredients?
26:01How much time does it take to make it?
26:03Wow!
26:05Sir, he is a motivational speaker.
26:07Let's go to the next question.
26:09A man does not have an answer
26:11to everything.
26:13Let's ask you something else.
26:15It is related to education.
26:17Yes, that's a good thing.
26:19You should tell your students
26:21that you are going to Islamabad
26:23and they should take off their glasses
26:25and not go home.
26:27You have to answer
26:29and you are from education.
26:31Tell me, when we go on a long drive,
26:33on a rickshaw,
26:35why does it go like this?
26:39Why does it go like this?
26:41Why does a rickshaw go like this?
26:43It is related to education.
26:45Actually, you said education.
26:47A rickshaw goes to school.
26:49Why does a rickshaw go like this?
26:51It goes like this.
26:55Didn't you travel in a rickshaw?
26:57It goes like this.
27:01I have an answer.
27:03If you can't tell me, I will tell you.
27:05It goes like this
27:07A rickshaw has its own weight.
27:09Wow!
27:13Since you are from education,
27:15it was a joke.
27:17Sir, do you believe
27:19that Ken Robinson's latest
27:21educational setup
27:23can improve Pakistan?
27:25Sir, I think
27:27there is a possibility.
27:29How do you see
27:31the equality
27:33between subjects?
27:35I would say
27:37that our education system
27:39should have a proper training centre.
27:41Because you belong to education.
27:43Article 25A of the Constitution
27:45ensures free education
27:47for every child. What would you like to say about that?
27:49Sir, this is a basic need.
27:51Especially in Pakistan.
27:53You see, how much
27:55inflation has reached the roots.
27:57Inflation made me think
27:59that how hot the oil is,
28:01we should put fritters in it.
28:03It depends on the temperature of the oil.
28:05How hot should it be?
28:0775%
28:09Yeah!
28:11Wow!
28:13The first question
28:15from a young man.
28:17It looks like they don't even have
28:19a canteen in their school.
28:21In the education system,
28:23private schools
28:25don't have good calibre teachers.
28:27They pay very low salaries.
28:2915,000, 17,000, 16,000.
28:31I have a question for you.
28:33Why does red soap
28:35only kill 99.9% of germs?
28:41If he can answer.
28:43Are you talking about soap?
28:45No, I am talking about germs.
28:47Sir,
28:49if you join hands with them,
28:51you can teach children.
28:55You are a teacher.
28:57You think I am here to meet you?
29:01Sir,
29:03please have a seat.
29:05We have asked you
29:07some questions
29:09that you were not going to ask.
29:11You tolerated them.
29:13Thank you very much.
29:15You should also get a minute.
29:17Whatever you want to say,
29:19you can say it when you leave.
29:21Please bring a gift for him.
29:25Sir,
29:27it's expensive.
29:29Sir, come here.
29:31Stand next to me.
29:33Excuse me,
29:35I have a son.
29:39Sir,
29:41your personality
29:43makes people
29:45want to be like you.
29:47I want to
29:49dedicate a poem to you.
29:51Please do it.
29:53There are a few lines.
29:55I can send it back.
29:57Ever since I have started,
29:59my destination has been in sight.
30:01My eyes have never seen a mile stone.
30:03This honor, this fame,
30:05this position,
30:07have I inherited it?
30:09You have filled my pot.
30:11You have never seen a bed.
30:13This gift will go with you.
30:15Thank you very much.
30:17Keep coming.
30:19Otherwise, good people would have come.
30:23Ladies and gentlemen,
30:25see you after the break.
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33:43He is playing the role of Amitabh Babu.
33:44Amitabh Babu. Absolutely.
33:45So, we have made Parvati in a very happy state.
33:50Whenever I remember this,
33:52it was Ayub Mirza Sahib whom we made Parvati.
33:55So, I laugh a lot.
33:56So, when he came, he said,
33:59show your face.
34:00So, he showed his face.
34:01So, he said,
34:02you do some other work with him,
34:03your work is not going to work.
34:08You must remember,
34:09when he did stand-up comedy here.
34:10Yes.
34:11There were such incidents
34:12which cannot be narrated on screen
34:14for any reason.
34:16And they were such interesting incidents
34:18that once he started telling that
34:20I did a film.
34:21So, I had Mohammad Rana with me.
34:22And maybe it was Syed Noor Sahib's film.
34:24So, I did the whole film,
34:25did the whole recording.
34:26When the film started in the cinema,
34:28all my work was cut.
34:29And in the whole film,
34:30I had one dialogue.
34:31That he says,
34:32what do I lack?
34:34So, I say,
34:35dignity.
34:36He says,
34:37in the whole film,
34:38dignity.
34:39I say, that's it.
34:40So, I said to the producer,
34:41brother,
34:42you have cut all my work.
34:44He says,
34:45that's it.
34:46I say,
34:47you should have cut the dignity as well.
34:49So, I did a film.
34:50And suddenly,
34:51I got a call from him.
34:52He said,
34:53come soon,
34:54you have a song.
34:55I said,
34:56I have a song.
34:57He said,
34:58you have a song for your daughter.
34:59Come soon.
35:00I put on my pant shirt
35:01and went there.
35:02This place,
35:03my poems,
35:04all these letters.
35:05He went there
35:06and his hair was white.
35:07He didn't dye it.
35:08Yes.
35:09The makeup artist
35:10asked him to apply mascara.
35:11Okay.
35:12I said,
35:13okay.
35:14These black spots will disappear.
35:15Okay.
35:16He applied mascara
35:17and was ready.
35:18He was looking at the mirror.
35:19He sang a song.
35:20There was a huge difference.
35:21He said,
35:22Sardar sahib,
35:23this is a swimming pool
35:24and you have to take a dip.
35:26And the girl was standing
35:27on the other side.
35:28You have to come out from there.
35:29I have to come out from there
35:30and take a dip.
35:31And I thought,
35:32what happened?
35:33He said,
35:34you have to take a dip.
35:35I came out
35:36and all the spots were gone.
35:37Okay,
35:38he said,
35:39the hero went in the water
35:40and the girl's grandfather
35:41came out from there.
35:46All the talented people
35:47are present on the set.
35:48But there is no doubt
35:49that when the poetry
35:50started,
35:51tears were coming
35:52from my eyes
35:53with happiness
35:54and laughter
35:55and I was in a bad condition.
35:56It was only
35:57because of Sardar sahib.
35:58I,
35:59in a recent interview,
36:00after his death,
36:02I said this.
36:04The owner
36:05will come,
36:06you listen.
36:07I said,
36:08when he started
36:09to be smart with us,
36:12after that,
36:13neither Salim-ul-Baila,
36:14nor Agha Majid,
36:15nor any other artist
36:16was seen.
36:17Only Sardar sahib.
36:18Wow.
36:19When he became
36:20a professor here,
36:21Professor.
36:22He did so well.
36:23Very good.
36:24He was not sparing anyone.
36:25And there was also
36:26a character
36:27who wanted to go to Europe
36:28and he wanted to go
36:29to a Tomatina festival.
36:31Pathan.
36:32Pathan.
36:33Pathan's character
36:34was very good.
36:35Sir,
36:36he was very good
36:37in mental.
36:38Oh,
36:39what a dialogue delivery.
36:40Whatever name he used to take,
36:41Achoo is coming to jail.
36:42Oh, Achoo,
36:43where are you coming?
36:44He was so smart.
36:45Sir,
36:4620 years,
36:47my 20 years,
36:48I have never seen Sardar sahib
36:49speaking loudly
36:50in those 20 years.
36:51Absolutely.
36:52Never seen.
36:53Never seen.
36:54Never seen.
36:55Never seen.
36:56Never seen.
36:57Never seen.
36:58Never seen.
36:59Never seen.
37:00Never seen.
37:01Never seen.
37:02Never seen.
37:03Never seen.
37:04Never seen.
37:05Sir,
37:06can I say something?
37:08Till date,
37:09the best characters
37:10of Time Machine
37:11have been performed
37:12by either Salim sahib
37:13or Sardar Kamal sahib.
37:14And,
37:15Kamal.
37:16Absolutely.
37:17I remember one incident.
37:18He says,
37:19we went out
37:20to do a drama.
37:21So,
37:22we had to go
37:23from one city to another.
37:24So,
37:25the coaster
37:26that a man was riding,
37:27he was also a Punjabi man.
37:28So,
37:29he says,
37:30he was riding very fast.
37:31There,
37:32there is no habit
37:33of cutting Karachi.
37:34He says,
37:35drive slowly.
37:36So, he says,
37:37don't talk in between.
37:38Then I say,
37:39drive slowly.
37:40So, he says,
37:41don't talk in between.
37:42So, this kept going.
37:43He says,
37:44halfway,
37:45the car overturned.
37:46Oh.
37:47Now,
37:48the car overturned.
37:49So,
37:50everyone got hurt.
37:51Everyone came out.
37:52So,
37:53the driver
37:54was looking at his car
37:55like this.
37:56The car was completely
37:57destroyed.
37:58So, he says,
37:59I went to him.
38:00So, I told him,
38:01I told you,
38:02drive slowly.
38:03Yes.
38:17Sleep well,
38:18my brother.
38:19You had a great evening.
38:20Applause
38:32Godspeed, brother. Godspeed.
38:35Godspeed.
38:36Viewers, this was today's show.
38:37God willing, we will meet you in the next show.
38:39Take good care of yourselves.
38:41Allah Hafiz.