Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 4th October 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, every person wants luxury in life.
00:24They want luxury and luxury.
00:26To find luxury and luxury, every person works hard.
00:29Spends money on watches, clothes, brands, cars, big houses.
00:35In all these things, he looks for luxury and luxury.
00:38He looks for luxury and luxury because he wants to feel it.
00:43He wants to feel that it is very elevated.
00:47It is at a very good place.
00:49But you must have felt it.
00:51Even if you buy an expensive thing, any car, anything,
00:56you look for something better than that.
00:59You don't look for anything less than that.
01:01All your life you thought, I wish I get this house.
01:04When you get it, you see a bigger and more beautiful house than that.
01:08What does this mean?
01:10The path you are on has not reached its destination yet and it will never reach.
01:15So what is luxury?
01:17What is luxury?
01:19Luxury is that you sit in a sun and enjoy its radiance.
01:28What kind of sun is that?
01:30That is the sun of respect.
01:32That is the sun of love.
01:34If people respect you, this luxury is that which you cannot buy.
01:40And this luxury will not end all your life.
01:45It will never end.
01:46And if a few people love you,
01:49people who love you unconditionally,
01:51they know you very well,
01:53this is that luxury whose pleasure and peace will never end in life.
02:00So the thing is that luxury is also health.
02:05It is such a thing that whatever you have,
02:08you feel bad when you don't have health.
02:10So as long as you have these 3-4 things,
02:13these are the things that cannot be bought with money.
02:16Find your luxury in these.
02:18You will enjoy life.
02:20Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:23Let's take you to the desert and see what the people of the desert are doing.
02:27Oh God, this is how my heart feels.
02:35Oh God, this is how my heart feels.
02:44Oh God, this is how my heart feels.
02:56Oh God, this is how my heart feels.
03:01Ustad Ji, what is the matter?
03:04Ustad Tumman Khan Sahib, believe me, I am your fan.
03:10I am your fan.
03:11I am your student.
03:13Make me your student.
03:15Oh wow.
03:17Son, I have come to be your student.
03:20I have also left this house.
03:22Now my whole life is in your name.
03:24I don't want to be your student.
03:26No, Ustad Ji, don't do this.
03:27I will die.
03:28Don't do this, son.
03:29I will kill myself for you.
03:31Son, no, don't do this.
03:32I will kill myself.
03:33Let it be.
03:34The bones will peel off.
03:36There is not so much water.
03:37Do you want to learn music?
03:38I have come to teach you music.
03:40Have you learned anything before?
03:41No.
03:42You haven't learned anything?
03:43No, no, I like it.
03:44I can sing a little.
03:45Sing.
03:46Ustad Ji, permission.
03:47No, no.
03:50If you know something, if you have something inside.
03:52Yes.
03:53Sing.
03:54Oh beloved, you have come.
03:58Oh beloved, you have come.
04:03You have found a beautiful face.
04:09Oh beloved, you have come.
04:14Don't sing according to me.
04:15Ustad Ji, if you teach me, I will sing.
04:17I will make your name known in the world.
04:19Son, your voice has no effect.
04:22It is not beautiful.
04:23How is it?
04:24You sing it.
04:25Let him know.
04:26Yes, you sing.
04:27Oh beloved, you have come.
04:32Wow.
04:33Pull your beloved.
04:35Oh beloved, you have come.
04:45Father.
04:46What is the matter, son?
04:47Can I tune the taan inside?
04:50Do it, do it carefully.
04:52There shouldn't be any wires.
04:54Look, the whole family knows everything.
04:57Absolutely.
04:58You have taught everything to your children.
05:00It is your responsibility to teach them music.
05:02Do you know what the matter is?
05:05I can't keep a young boy here.
05:07Why can't you keep a young boy here?
05:09My young son is here.
05:10If he has come, don't let him enter the house.
05:12Keep him outside and teach him.
05:14Father, who is he who has come, is singing and is yearning?
05:18He has come from the city, a boy.
05:20Okay, okay.
05:21He likes to sing.
05:22Ustad Ji, make him your student.
05:24Father, if he has come from so far and is a traveler,
05:28then make him your student.
05:30I have not avoided my daughter in my life.
05:33My daughter has told me to make him my student.
05:35He will be my student.
05:36Yes, thank you.
05:37If he was my student, he would have been my son.
05:39Yes, yes.
05:40He is like a son to me.
05:41Yes, yes.
05:42Son, from here, cleanliness, loyalty, everything.
05:45Why should I clean?
05:46What is it today?
05:47Actually, the matter is that Rana Surkhab is coming.
05:50Okay.
05:51I have to go and take him.
05:53What is Rana Surkhab doing here?
05:54I didn't tell you.
05:58Father, my mother has sent gifts.
06:01She must have sent gifts.
06:02Son, hold this.
06:03Hold this.
06:04I am going.
06:05Hold it inside.
06:19A stranger took away my heart.
06:24Before leaving, he gave me a sweet sorrow.
06:29A stranger took away my heart.
06:33Before leaving, he gave me a sweet sorrow.
06:38Okay, Alice.
06:39Bring me a small lemon.
06:46Bring it, bring it, bring it.
06:48Not bring it, bring it.
06:51You sing very well.
06:52What is your name?
06:54Roop Pari.
06:55A stranger is called Albela.
06:57Albela.
06:58I had brought some gifts from the city.
07:00If you allow me, can I give you a hug?
07:03Give me a hug.
07:05Wow.
07:06Okay.
07:08The shyness of the eyes.
07:12Shyness.
07:17Wow, wow.
07:18Leave my hand, leave my hand.
07:22Mr. Arun, by the way, no lemon can change the wisdom of the elders.
07:26I knew this would happen.
07:27This will happen.
07:28He was right.
07:29I don't want to keep it here.
07:30I had come here to learn music.
07:32Okay.
07:33I think I have found my life.
07:35Yes, yes.
07:36It is a blessing when a picture is worn.
07:51Put it inside or it will dry up.
07:56Yes, Mr. Rana.
07:57Look, brother.
07:58Being the leader of this tribe.
08:01Yes, yes.
08:02If there is any program or function in your house,
08:05Mr. Rana is present.
08:07That's why I was telling you to clean up.
08:10Yes.
08:11That Rana Sher Salma is coming to my house today.
08:14Then you get it cut.
08:16Leave me.
08:17And you know what I am thinking?
08:18Yes.
08:19He is a respectable man and you.
08:21You also wear some nice clothes.
08:24And you.
08:25You are the crown of our head.
08:27You are the life of our tribe.
08:29He is the sandalwood of your tribe.
08:32And you know what I want?
08:33If you will come with me.
08:35Then my head will rise a little.
08:38You come with me and welcome Rana Sher.
08:42Yes.
08:43You have this sword.
08:44Rana.
08:45Knock on the back.
08:46It will cut itself.
08:47So, who is he?
08:49He is my son.
08:50Sagar Dua.
08:51I don't know.
08:52I don't know.
08:53Leave me.
08:54I don't know.
08:57Don't worry.
08:58If the chief comes from there.
09:00Then a chief will go from here to welcome him.
09:04This is the thing.
09:05This will increase my respect.
09:07Come.
09:09Come.
09:21Stranger.
09:22Do you know who is coming to our house today?
09:24You will know if you tell me something.
09:26First you sing something.
09:28Chingari koi bhadke.
09:34Toh sawan usse bhujaye.
09:39Sawan.
09:42This is a girl's duty.
09:46Stranger.
09:47Do you know?
09:48Today the king is coming to take my proposal.
09:54What did you say?
09:57I have given you my heart.
09:59I think I have also given you my heart.
10:04Now Rana Sher is the wall of my path.
10:06No, no.
10:07Rana Sher's son.
10:08Then it's fine.
10:13Do something.
10:14Take me with you.
10:16You don't know me.
10:17I will break every wall that comes in my way.
10:20Rana sir.
10:21Believe me.
10:22You have come to my house.
10:23I don't know how to respect you people.
10:26I feel like throwing my eyes down.
10:28Wow.
10:30Don't be shy.
10:31Please sit.
10:32Thank you very much.
10:33Please sit.
10:34Come here.
10:35Come here.
10:36Who is he?
10:37Who is he?
10:38Don't interfere in this.
10:40Sit here.
10:41Sit here.
10:42Sit here.
10:43Sit here.
10:44Okay.
10:45Brother, how are you?
10:46Thank God.
10:47Are you fine?
10:49This is Rana sir's son.
10:52Rana sir has given me respect.
10:56You have come to my house.
10:58Believe me.
11:00I can't express my feelings in words.
11:04Okay.
11:05Brother, there is one thing.
11:07Will your daughter come to my house?
11:09She will be very happy.
11:11Do you know?
11:12I am scared of my daughters.
11:14You are right.
11:15Brother, it's simple.
11:16Your daughter is like my daughter.
11:18Everyone says this.
11:20Your daughter is like my daughter.
11:22As soon as you get married..
11:25..you change your mind.
11:27Listen to me.
11:28If you change your mind after your daughter's marriage..
11:32..then you don't know what will happen to Rana sir.
11:35Sir, forget it.
11:36It's his daughter's marriage.
11:37I have a son.
11:38Sir, order me.
11:39I will fan him and cool him down.
11:42Fan him hard.
11:43Fan him hard.
11:44He has cooled me down many times.
11:47Rana sir, ask him.
11:48What will he give?
11:49He is right.
11:51What will he give to the girl?
11:53Look, Rana sir.
11:54You are a rich man.
11:56Yes.
11:57You have a lot of wealth.
12:00I will give my daughter in two clothes.
12:02I will give you whatever I can make.
12:05In such a short time?
12:06In two clothes?
12:07Yes, in two clothes.
12:08But Rana sir..
12:09Put a bandage too.
12:10Listen to me.
12:11Rana sir, there are many such marriages in the city.
12:14After marriage, the boy will go to America with you.
12:17He is my son.
12:18Consider him my son.
12:19He has a bandage.
12:20Look at him.
12:21He is loving and trusting him so much.
12:23What is he doing?
12:24Sir, can we see your daughter?
12:26No, I have a bandage.
12:28I have a bandage.
12:29This is not our custom.
12:31We don't show our daughter.
12:33Okay.
12:34Whatever it is, it is your fate.
12:36May God bless you.
12:37I will show you my daughter's talent.
12:40What is your daughter's talent?
12:42If someone wants to recognise her, he should do it with talent.
12:45That's right.
12:46Daughter.
12:47Yes, father.
12:48Sing a song for me.
12:59Sing in your own voice.
13:01Sing in your grandmother's voice.
13:04Wow, brother.
13:05She is a very good singer.
13:07That's what I heard.
13:08I have accepted her as my wife.
13:10Oh, my child.
13:11You are a good girl.
13:13She won't cook anything.
13:14She only knows how to sing.
13:16And believe me.
13:17Did she order anything to eat?
13:20Did she ask for water?
13:21She asked for water.
13:22Believe me.
13:23If I was in your place, I would have refused.
13:26Why would you do it?
13:27I would have done it myself.
13:28I refused.
13:30I refused.
13:31What did you refuse?
13:33What did you refuse?
13:34I didn't ask for food or water.
13:36I didn't ask for anything.
13:38What kind of people are you?
13:40What do you mean?
13:41You refused to eat.
13:43What are you saying?
13:44What are you saying?
13:45What are you saying?
13:47Rana, I can't refuse.
13:50I can't refuse you and leave.
13:52We will go and show you.
13:53Who will go?
13:54I will go.
13:55I will kill each one of you.
13:57Rana, look at your personality.
13:59You refused to eat.
14:01You are disgusting.
14:02You are hungry.
14:03Enough.
14:04This decision will be taken by the sword.
14:06Yes.
14:07Yes.
14:08Order, chief.
14:09Samseer has never killed a dead person.
14:12Go ahead and kill him.
14:14It's not that easy.
14:15Get ready to be beheaded.
14:22Yes.
14:23Come on.
14:24Come on.
14:25Come on.
14:30Yes.
14:31Yes.
14:34Come on.
14:35Who are you?
14:36Don't worry, chief.
14:38I will kill you right now.
14:40Enough.
14:45If you want to live, get out of here.
14:47Come on, son.
14:48Get out.
14:49Get out.
14:50Wow.
14:51It was fun, Rana.
14:52It wasn't fun for you.
14:53The girl didn't survive.
14:54Three swords survived.
15:00He is worried.
15:01It was very difficult.
15:03It's not good that it happened.
15:19I could have explained.
15:20But I didn't understand.
15:33The daughters' marriage is in the hands of God.
15:35Why are you worried?
15:36More will come.
15:37You have already given up on the marriage.
15:39It's not that.
15:40Then what is the problem?
15:41The marriage will come.
15:42Yes.
15:43This will spread far and wide in the village.
15:46There will be a fight.
15:47That you leave Mankhan's daughter's marriage.
15:50Okay.
15:51It's an insult to me.
15:52Too much.
15:53Too much.
15:54Why are you worried, Mankhan?
15:56And when people came to see Manen,
15:58350 people refused.
16:01Okay.
16:02Then the marriage will happen.
16:03It will happen.
16:06Salman, the problem for me is that
16:10who will take care of my daughter?
16:13Don't worry.
16:14I have eaten your salt.
16:16You haven't cooked food yet.
16:18How will you eat salt?
16:22You have made me your son.
16:25I will marry your daughter.
16:28Take me as your son.
16:30Are you saying the truth?
16:31Yes.
16:32Will you marry my daughter?
16:34Why not?
16:36Look, these are the people of good family.
16:38Do it.
16:39It's been a day since he has come here.
16:41Will he be my sad companion?
16:43If he is a boy, then he is from a good family.
16:45Yes.
16:46My dear, your parents have come.
16:49They have come here to ask for a marriage proposal.
16:51I will marry my daughter to you.
16:53Family?
16:54I will talk to them on your video call.
16:57Yes.
17:01Pick it up.
17:03There is a signal problem here.
17:05Mother, how are you?
17:06I am fine.
17:07You tell me.
17:08Mother, I didn't ask for your permission.
17:12I have chosen a girl here.
17:14I am going to get married.
17:15Really?
17:16Let me meet her.
17:18He is my teacher.
17:20He is my father-in-law.
17:21His name is Tumman Khan.
17:23Teacher, mother.
17:24Do it like this.
17:25Greetings.
17:26How are you?
17:27Greetings.
17:28I am fine.
17:29I am fine.
17:30You tell me.
17:31How are you?
17:32I am fine.
17:33Come out.
17:34My dear.
17:35You have done a good thing in my life.
17:37As a result, my daughter is going to be your daughter-in-law.
17:40Wow.
17:41You will not think that she is your daughter.
17:45Where is the girl?
17:48She is coming.
17:49Hey, girl.
17:50Yes.
17:51Come out.
17:52I am talking to your future mother-in-law.
17:54Okay.
17:55You will not think that she is your daughter.
17:59Greetings, mother-in-law.
18:01Look at this.
18:02One..
18:03One..
18:08Where is the girl who was singing?
18:12I was singing.
18:14Mother-in-law.
18:15Don't tell this to someone who is in a bad condition.
18:17I don't know what condition I am in.
18:19Stop it.
18:22Mother-in-law, the girl who was singing..
18:25Yes.
18:26Who was she?
18:27She is her friend.
18:30Where is she?
18:31She has gone to her house.
18:33Do you know where her house is?
18:36Are you okay?
18:37What happened?
18:38I will break your face.
18:40You are married to her.
18:42Make him Chingchi.
18:43It will be better.
18:45Mother-in-law, I am not old.
18:47I will not get married.
18:48Listen.
18:50You will have to get married at any cost.
18:53I have a gift.
18:55What is it?
18:56Someone has rented a tent for the girls.
19:03Viewers, this is a small break.
19:05We will meet after the break.
19:13Welcome back, viewers.
19:14Now we will play a great buzzer game.
19:18That's it.
19:20First of all, Arzoo Fatima..
19:22Yes.
19:23Choose who you want to play with.
19:24Raise your hand.
19:25Who do you want to play with?
19:28I want to play with the girl in pink.
19:32She is not pink. She is red.
19:34I want to play with the girl in red.
19:35Yes.
19:36She is color blind.
19:37Arzoo is color blind.
19:40Greetings.
19:41Greetings. What is your name?
19:42Nooram Fatima.
19:43Thank you very much.
19:44What are you studying?
19:45Which subject are you studying?
19:46Pre-medical.
19:47Pre-medical.
19:48The chances are very good.
19:50Because all our questions are related to this subject.
19:54Mr. Salim.
19:55Yes.
19:56Now I want you to choose who you want to play with.
19:57Raise your hand.
19:58Yes.
20:01You come here.
20:02Come closer.
20:03Be quiet.
20:08Come here.
20:09Greetings.
20:10Greetings.
20:11Sir, wow.
20:12Wow.
20:13Very good.
20:15What is your name, sir?
20:16Jahanzeb Asif.
20:17Jahanzeb Asif.
20:18What do you do?
20:19I am a software developer.
20:21Okay.
20:22This is a good thing that you are working online.
20:25Goga.
20:26Yes.
20:27You come here.
20:29Whose nose is closed?
20:30The one in front.
20:32Who will play with Goga?
20:34Come here.
20:35Wow.
20:38Don't be scared.
20:39Come here.
20:40He is helping other people.
20:42You come here.
20:43I will play with you.
20:44Enough.
20:47Greetings.
20:48Greetings.
20:49What is your name, sir?
20:50Aneeb Ahmed.
20:51Aneeb.
20:52Yes.
20:53Very good.
20:54What do you do?
20:55I am an AI developer.
20:56Okay.
20:57Wow.
20:58Wow.
20:59He is an artificial intelligence developer.
21:01Wow.
21:02He is a software engineer.
21:03And he is our future doctor.
21:05I am a medical student.
21:06Wow.
21:07What an amazing audience.
21:08Wow.
21:09Very good.
21:12Let's start with an easy question.
21:13Okay.
21:14Very easy.
21:15Ask a small kid.
21:16He will tell you.
21:17Wow.
21:18For example, there are a lot of electric trains.
21:20There are a lot of trains in the world.
21:22If it is going towards the west,
21:24where is the smoke going?
21:27First, Mr. Salim, you played.
21:28He is a software engineer.
21:30Yes.
21:32The smoke is going towards the west.
21:35Yes.
21:36Because the smoke goes like this.
21:39Like this.
21:40Wrong answer.
21:41Goga, you played.
21:43Towards the east.
21:45If an electric train is going towards the west.
21:49Sorry.
21:50Where is the smoke in the electric train?
21:51No.
21:52Correct.
21:53Yes.
21:54Tell me one thing.
21:55What was your name?
21:56Aneeb.
21:57Aneeb, tell me one thing.
21:59You got this answer by looking at Goga, right?
22:05Okay.
22:06There is a king.
22:07The first person who thinks of Goga is me.
22:12Not the first, the second.
22:14The third is also okay.
22:18There is a king.
22:20In front of whom,
22:22there are 3-4 types of fruits.
22:25But,
22:27there is also a knife.
22:29There is everything.
22:30But there is not a single thing that he cannot eat.
22:34Yes.
22:36Bring it closer.
22:37For Binodas.
22:39I don't have an idea.
22:42A spoon or a fork.
22:44If you don't have an idea,
22:45then your guess is wrong.
22:48Okay.
22:49Five.
22:50Four.
22:51There is nothing.
22:53There is nothing.
22:55Okay.
22:56There is no king.
22:57I am lying.
22:59Goga.
23:00What is there to eat?
23:01Teeth.
23:02No.
23:03You can eat without teeth.
23:04Uncle.
23:05He is not hungry.
23:06He is hungry.
23:08Yes.
23:12Okay.
23:13Next question.
23:14What is there to eat?
23:16Even if it is written in reverse,
23:18it becomes his name.
23:20Goga.
23:22He never eats anything.
23:25Pomegranate.
23:26No.
23:27Pomegranate.
23:28Rana.
23:29Rana.
23:30It will become Rana.
23:31It is similar.
23:32Yes.
23:35Okay.
23:36I am giving you five seconds.
23:38We will count.
23:39Make him cheat without saying anything.
23:41Five.
23:42Four.
23:43No.
23:44Nine.
23:45Nine.
23:46Wow.
23:47Two points.
23:48Two points.
23:49Salim, I didn't know.
23:51Okay.
23:52You have two points.
23:53You have one point.
23:54Okay.
23:55A simple question of one point.
23:56Don't listen to the question.
23:57The rest of the answers..
23:58Leave the rest of the answers.
24:01Don't listen to the question.
24:02Leave the rest of the answers.
24:04Leave the rest of the answers.
24:07The question is very easy.
24:08I won't give you much time.
24:09The decision will be quick.
24:10Which incident happened on 31st April
24:12that the Pakistanis can't forget?
24:16You rang the bell first.
24:18Yes.
24:19Your time is up.
24:20Goga.
24:22No.
24:24The answer didn't come.
24:25It doesn't happen on 31st April.
24:26Correct.
24:28Very good.
24:31Salim, you have three points.
24:32You have one point.
24:33You have two points.
24:34Should I ask you a question of two points
24:35or three points?
24:36Two points.
24:37Challenge.
24:38Next question.
24:39This is a question of two points.
24:42A child is going with a doctor.
24:45The child is the doctor's son.
24:48But the doctor is not the child's father.
24:51Goga.
24:54It must be his stepson.
24:56Wrong answer.
24:57Salim.
24:58It must be a patient.
25:00Come on.
25:01It's a strange answer.
25:03He is the son of some other doctor.
25:06He is the father of some other doctor.
25:07Wrong answer.
25:08Keep your hand on the buzzer.
25:09I will give you a hint.
25:10Doctor.
25:12The one who rings the bell first will win.
25:14It's a clear hint.
25:16It's not necessary that the doctor is the father.
25:19I rang the bell.
25:20Yes.
25:21It's not necessary that he is the father.
25:23No.
25:24Father.
25:25Father.
25:26There is no better answer than this.
25:28One minute.
25:29Because the doctor is the mother.
25:31Yes.
25:33She is a genius.
25:34She is a genius.
25:36Now I will ask you a question of four points.
25:39Yes.
25:40Okay.
25:42Ten friends
25:44are sitting on a roof.
25:47Three friends
25:48decide to get down.
25:52Two more friends decide to get down.
25:56Then
25:57one more friend decides to get down.
26:01The first two
26:02cancel their decision to get down.
26:05How many people are sitting on the roof?
26:06Yes, Arju.
26:07No one got down.
26:08Why?
26:09Because they have decided to get down.
26:10Because they have decided to get down.
26:12Yes.
26:13Very good.
26:14Very good.
26:16Okay.
26:17Give a gift for Nooram.
26:20Arju.
26:21Arju.
26:22Arju.
26:23Very good.
26:25For Nooram.
26:26Very good.
26:27Very good.
26:31Viewers, it's time for a short break.
26:33Don't go anywhere.
26:34We will meet after the break.
26:41Welcome back, viewers.
26:42Viewers, in the break
26:43we have joined by the parrot of smartness.
26:45And along with it, we have Madhari.
26:47Come, let's talk to her.
26:48Yes.
26:53What happened?
26:54What happened, Karan?
26:55Haroon sir.
26:56Yes.
26:57He is my teacher.
26:58Yes.
26:59Instead of my father
27:00I have been misbehaving with him.
27:02Sherwani.
27:03You have realised it today.
27:04Yes, sir.
27:05And for forgiveness
27:06I have even written a poem.
27:10Let's hear it.
27:11Let's play sad music.
27:13You have always raised me like a child.
27:19I have misbehaved with you.
27:22Oh, no.
27:23Today I have come to tell you.
27:25Go to hell.
27:27What?
27:30Today I have also written a poem for her.
27:32Very good.
27:33What should I do?
27:34You have eaten my bangles.
27:35Okay.
27:36But she has also drunk my milk.
27:37Yes.
27:38You scoundrel, how dare you..
27:42Forget everything else.
27:43Let's hear his poem from the doctor.
27:45Doctor, you are present today.
27:46And taking advantage of your presence
27:48let's hear some poetry first.
27:50Is the doctor also here?
27:51Yes, he is here.
27:52And your father is also here.
27:54Where is the heat of Chandsher
27:57which doesn't go along with it?
27:59Okay.
28:00Wow.
28:01Just keep this in mind
28:03that you don't spoil the chicken.
28:05Oh.
28:07Wow.
28:08You have done a great poem.
28:12And in this event
28:13my wife is also my ex-wife.
28:16Yes.
28:18And in this event
28:19my wife is also my ex-wife.
28:21Wow.
28:22Pray that she doesn't curse you.
28:24Wow.
28:26Very good.
28:28Very good.
28:29What to say?
28:31Pray that she doesn't curse you.
28:33Yes.
28:34And this is the first condition.
28:36She should be very ill-mannered.
28:37This is the first condition.
28:38She should be very ill-mannered.
28:40Yes.
28:41The leader who is not ill-mannered
28:42will be a loser.
28:43Wow.
28:45Very good.
28:46Very good.
28:47And instead of saying
28:48we are getting the power, but...
28:51Instead of saying
28:52we are getting the power, but...
28:54Instead of saying
28:55we are getting the power, but...
28:57there is a fear
28:59that this power will not be avenged.
29:01Wow.
29:02Wow.
29:04And should I tell you
29:06how thin my beloved is?
29:08Wow.
29:09Tell him.
29:10Tell him.
29:11Tell everyone.
29:12And should I tell you
29:13how thin my beloved is?
29:14Salim, you can understand.
29:15Yes.
29:17Should I tell you
29:18how thin my beloved is?
29:20Even if he falls down from the terrace,
29:22there should be no problem.
29:23Wow.
29:24Wow.
29:25There should be no problem.
29:26Even if he falls down from the terrace,
29:27there should be no problem.
29:29There should be no problem.
29:30What a beautiful proposal.
29:32Yes.
29:33And there are four rooms
29:34which are of the heart,
29:35that is why
29:36in these...
29:37And there are four rooms
29:38which are of the heart,
29:39that is why
29:40in these...
29:41there should be Saba, Sadia
29:42and Shagufta Amna.
29:44Wow.
29:45Wow.
29:46Wow.
29:47Wow.
29:48And in the poem of Ghazal,
29:49it is said that
29:50it is decided
29:51that a human being
29:52is a stone.
29:53It is decided
29:54that a human being
29:55is a stone.
29:56It is decided
29:57that a human being
29:58is a stone.
29:59May the one
30:00who is your slave
30:01in the city
30:02not be your slave.
30:03Wow.
30:04Wow.
30:05Wow.
30:06Wow.
30:07Wow.
30:08Wow.
30:09What a beautiful
30:10answer you gave
30:11to my question.
30:12Wow.
30:13And in the last poem,
30:14it is said that
30:15even you get to hear
30:16from your wife
30:17that I swear
30:18that no one
30:19is a stone.
30:20Wow.
30:21Wow.
30:22By the way,
30:23it is true that
30:24you get to hear it a lot.
30:25If we have said
30:26that we will
30:27do the service ourselves,
30:28then we don't need
30:29to say it every six months.
30:30We will do it.
30:31We have said
30:32that if the lock
30:33of the door is broken,
30:34then we have to fix it.
30:35Now we cannot
30:36wait for two years.
30:37Very good, Doctor.
30:38Very good.
30:39Very good.
30:40Very good.
30:41Very good.
30:42Okay, today
30:43we have given
30:44a lot of trouble
30:45to Tota and Madari here.
30:46The reason for that is
30:47that the day of
30:48Preservation of the Animals
30:49is a hot topic
30:50these days.
30:51So we have called
30:52people to gain
30:53some awareness
30:54of the importance
30:55of preserving the animals.
30:56Especially,
30:57if you see
30:58the world
30:59after 100 years
31:00laughs at
31:01the customs
31:02of previous
31:03nations.
31:04Hmm.
31:05Or is surprised
31:06by two things.
31:07You are surprised
31:08that how people
31:09used to have
31:10a habit of eating
31:11people used to eat lions and people used to sit in the stadium and clap.
31:14The way one man used to kill another man with a sword,
31:18I am talking about the Romans.
31:20So people used to sit around and clap.
31:23And now we think, didn't they realize?
31:26Similarly, after 100 or 200 years,
31:30they will be surprised at us
31:32that in the zoo, how such beautiful animals
31:36were locked up like prisoners,
31:38which was not done by nature.
31:40It was done by humans and they used to be happy.
31:42They used to clap.
31:44The real purpose of the zoo,
31:46of the zoo,
31:48was to use them
31:50for education and training
31:52and research.
31:54It was definitely not that
31:56if I get hold of a giraffe,
31:58I will lock it up forever.
32:00It was not like that.
32:02And even today, where they are locked up,
32:04you must have seen that there is only one elephant
32:06that has come to Lahore Zoo,
32:08or New York Zoo.
32:10It doesn't matter which city it is.
32:12There is only one elephant.
32:14What is its fault?
32:16It is locked up in a cage all its life.
32:18If you want to exhibit it,
32:20you bring one,
32:22keep it for a few days,
32:24and then leave it back in its habitat.
32:26And you will be surprised,
32:28you don't know this,
32:30but the doctors, the vets,
32:32they know this.
32:34It is a very sad thing.
32:36When you go to a zoo,
32:38all the animals there,
32:40all of them are mentally ill.
32:42They have gone mad.
32:44You think this is their behavior.
32:46This is not their behavior.
32:48They have lost their mental balance.
32:50They have gone mad there.
32:52And people are clapping.
32:54We need to wake up.
32:56This is a creature created by Allah.
32:58People have kept lions in their homes.
33:00Oh, how unjust.
33:02Believe me,
33:04they sit in front of you,
33:06eating bread with meat,
33:08and they are sitting on top of you.
33:10Haroon sahib,
33:12we were talking about zoos.
33:14In zoos,
33:16kids are happy,
33:18they go there and clap.
33:20Kids are happy,
33:22but when they grow up,
33:24they feel sad
33:26that how the animals
33:28are kept in cages.
33:30In our Lahore Zoo,
33:32this is not done.
33:34If you cut a tree,
33:36you will have to pay for it.
33:38The nature created by Allah
33:40is a great thing.
33:42That is why we have called Totay
33:44to share his story.
33:46Sir,
33:48we have kept him in a cage
33:50and fed our kids.
33:52I have not kept him in a cage.
33:54He does not go anywhere.
33:56Why don't you fly?
33:58Sir, I have an advance.
34:00If you fly, I will go.
34:04Listen to me.
34:06Don't open your mouth.
34:10Did you understand?
34:12What is bothering you?
34:14I have brought Totay.
34:16People say,
34:18get up and go to work.
34:20He says, get up and go.
34:22Sir,
34:24he is censoring.
34:26Why did you come today?
34:28Sir,
34:30he has said
34:32that the animals
34:34are happy at home.
34:36That is why we have kept our kids
34:38in a cage.
34:40So that we can be happy.
34:42Wow!
34:44This is a good thing.
34:46He has got me arrested twice.
34:48How?
34:50Someone said,
34:52he is responsible.
34:54Where did you come from?
34:56He has built
34:58his house
35:00in the suburbs of Lahore.
35:02My ancestors
35:04migrated here
35:061000 years ago.
35:08My ancestors came from there.
35:10There is one thing.
35:12Our house
35:14is like his house.
35:16This year's theme is
35:18his house is like his house.
35:20Note this.
35:22Abandon any city.
35:24Abandon the city.
35:26Go to Chernobyl.
35:28Don't give water.
35:30Abandon this place.
35:32The plants will grow here.
35:34Nature will take over.
35:36Animals will come here.
35:38Life will flourish here.
35:40Whatever we have done,
35:42we apologize to you.
35:44We have made a concrete jungle
35:46in your place.
35:48We have made a house in your place.
35:50We have occupied your place.
35:52Like they say,
35:54a cheetah came out on the streets of Nathiya Gali.
35:56The cheetah didn't come out on the streets.
35:58You stayed in his house.
36:00I forgive you for this.
36:02But I have a bigger problem.
36:04What?
36:06He has built his house.
36:08He doesn't give me a share of his house.
36:10How can he give you a share?
36:12Why should I give you?
36:14You had a deal of five times.
36:16Ustad-e-Mohtaram.
36:18Keep your nonsense aside for two minutes.
36:20I will show you
36:22such a show today.
36:24Keep quiet.
36:26Oh my!
36:28What will you show us?
36:30I will show you
36:32a black mamba.
36:34Black mamba?
36:36I will tell you something.
36:38I have a donkey.
36:40You can fight with this snake anywhere.
36:42Okay.
36:44No one should come here.
36:46Go straight to the hospital.
36:48Take it out.
36:50Come out.
36:52Yes.
36:54Look at this snake.
36:56There is nothing in it.
36:58It is here.
37:00This snake comes out
37:02of its hole every time.
37:04This is the end of today's show.
37:06See you in the next show.
37:08Take care.
37:10Allah Hafiz.