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00:00 If my wife's watching this, I'm sorry, but I would f*** Taylor Swift.
00:02 Welcome back to Dirt with Dani. My name is Dani Jackal,
00:06 and today I'm at the Phoenix Open Waist Management,
00:08 and I'm gonna be finding out if Taylor Swift's hot.
00:09 What are your thoughts on Taylor Swift?
00:11 I want a s*** tape!
00:12 No hesitation.
00:13 I want the s*** tape!
00:14 Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's s*** tape.
00:16 Is Taylor Swift hot?
00:17 Not my type.
00:18 What's your type?
00:19 You.
00:19 That's sweet, thank you.
00:20 I think she's just alright.
00:22 She's a soft seven at best.
00:24 Honestly, kinda high.
00:26 No. She's a soft seven. You're a strong eight.
00:29 So you go for eights, is what you're saying?
00:31 For the first time in my life, I'm speechless. You got me.
00:36 Are you guys dating?
00:37 Yeah.
00:38 Is Taylor Swift hot?
00:39 Um, not my kinda girl.
00:41 Are you saying that because your girlfriend's right here?
00:43 Could be. Could not be. But, no. No.
00:46 We'll just say that.
00:47 Would you f*** Taylor Swift?
00:49 No.
00:49 Would you f*** Travis Kelce?
00:51 Yes.
00:53 Would you guys have a threesome with Taylor and Travis?
00:56 I cannot. That's too much.
00:58 Depends on how it goes.
00:59 So you wouldn't f*** Taylor, but you wouldn't f*** both of them?
01:04 I mean, it's possible.
01:05 It'd be Travis Kelce, arguably the, you know, the best tight end in the NFL.
01:09 You think Travis has a tight end?
01:10 Is Taylor Swift hot?
01:13 I think the status is what makes her hot.
01:15 You're just a clout chaser?
01:16 Yeah.
01:17 Is Taylor Swift hot?
01:18 For a 14-year-old boy.
01:19 Jesus Christ, dude.
01:22 Man.
01:23 Would you hook up with Taylor Swift?
01:24 Consensually, yes.
01:25 Consensually?
01:26 I don't know why I have to say it.
01:28 Would you hook up with Travis Kelce?
01:29 I would let that man be my tight end, you know?
01:32 I'm straight, but not really.
01:34 I think you want to hook up with Travis more than you do Taylor.
01:37 Oh, for sure.
01:38 Is Taylor Swift hot?
01:39 I would say she's attractive, yes.
01:41 What about her is attractive?
01:42 Confidence and looks.
01:43 I mean, if she had bigger d***s, that'd be great, but...
01:45 Are you guys dating?
01:48 Yes.
01:48 Is Taylor Swift hot?
01:49 I'd get in big trouble if I said no.
01:51 Yeah, I'd turn him into a Swifty, so...
01:52 Oh, wow.
01:54 Would you guys have a threesome with Travis and Taylor?
01:57 Answer on three.
01:58 One, two, three.
02:00 Yes.
02:00 But can I switch Travis with Jason?
02:02 I like the dad bod.
02:04 You make more friends with a keg than a six-pack, so...
02:06 That should be on a t-shirt.
02:07 Do you think Taylor Swift is hot?
02:09 I do.
02:09 If my wife's watching this, I'm sorry, but I would f*** Taylor Swift.
02:12 His wife went to high school with her and said she was mean.
02:15 It's like, "Why you gotta be so mean?"
02:17 So white and thin, you just lay her down and snort her, you know?
02:20 You know what I mean?
02:22 I mean, yeah, that could work.
02:25 It's what you call fun size.
02:26 You can't say no to fun size.
02:28 No, of course not.
02:29 Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce, who are you f***ing?
02:31 Taylor Swift.
02:34 You a Swifty?
02:35 I'm not a Swifty.
02:36 You think Taylor's hot?
02:37 She's alright.
02:38 You just really don't like Travis Kelce?
02:39 I could care less about Travis Kelce.
02:41 Look, she's a big pop icon, you know?
02:44 A little too much in the NFL right now, if I'm being honest with you.
02:46 You wanna see her pop that b***h?
02:48 I don't know about that.
02:50 That's the only pop you want?
02:50 I don't wanna see her pop anything, if I'm being honest with you.
02:53 I got a three-year-old and a one-year-old daughter, right?
02:55 Oh.
02:56 Yeah.
02:57 Wish I knew that prior.
02:58 That's not for me.
02:59 Would you f*** Travis Kelce?
03:00 Oh, definitely.
03:02 I love his mustache.
03:03 I love his brother.
03:03 Would you have a threesome with Travis Kelce and Jason Kelce?
03:07 I'd go with Jason if it's a three-way.
03:08 If our balls don't touch either.
03:09 I'm jealous.
03:10 I'm not sharing.
03:11 Okay, so which one are you picking?
03:13 I mean, Jason's got a little more meat on his bones, man.
03:15 I can grab ahold of it, you know?
03:16 Those love handles.
03:18 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
03:20 I hope you enjoyed it.
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03:25 And I'll see you in the next video.
03:26 Bye.
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