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00:00Also, I waited I didn't mention and I I don't know if they flashed the picture yet or not
00:05But if you haven't flashed it now
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01:43Alright, here we go myself Robbie Fox and Clem first topic of the day boys Rob Gronkowski
01:50continues to drop stories that Rob Gronkowski
01:54Does especially he did in college apparently he
01:57Bought a hot tub. He drained his bank account with his brothers and that was the first purchase was a hot tub
02:02Clumb what he got on Gronk buying a hot tub with no money
02:05I mean, it's the least shocking thing ever first of all, but it's also like Gronk gets like all this stuff
02:10Oh, he's a me that is an idiot. That's the smartest thing you could do
02:14How is Gronk the first person I ever heard to buy a hot tub?
02:17Even if you had to drain his bank kind of every dollar you guys know when you're in college
02:22Especially like new you got it. Sometimes make a splash no pun intended to like get your name out there
02:27I remember we had like a projector like a seniors like look at these guys. They have a projector
02:31We had a vending machine a guy took an old vending machine and people we put like snacks in it some booze
02:37Condoms as like a joke and some girls that come over late night to get cons
02:41Which was always a fun little thing and we felt like we were fucking the Kings you get yourself a fucking hot tub
02:46I mean Josh Rosen
02:48The best thing I heard about the guy before the draft was how he had a hot tub in his room as a senior
02:52Gronk does this as a freshman?
02:54Incredible move you kind of put yourself on everyone's radar and you have a fucking hot tub. I love hot tubs
02:59I'm a hot tub guy. I started with inflatable now
03:01I have a Costco legit hot tub
03:03The only thing is that hot tub a Gronk hot tub at the University of Arizona
03:08That thing could walk by the end of the first semester
03:11I don't want to know the shit that was in the water that hot tub
03:14There's no way he chlorinated it and there was a lot of stuff put in that hot tub
03:17But that shit was not chemicals if you know what I mean
03:19So incredible story you couldn't have paid me to go in that hot tub after the first day
03:23Robbie
03:24Yeah that that hot tub was probably like the lake from the Simpsons movie where the fish goes in it comes out with three eyes
03:30Like it's just disgusting
03:31I saw the clip from the from the Aaron Hernandez show the one that they're doing the Ryan Murphy version of it the Gronk
03:38Clip that everyone loved like the show everyone's trashing but that one clip everyone is like
03:43I don't know the guy kind of seemed like Gronk in that clip
03:46I now want that guy to just go play Gronk in like a college sitcom like college Gronk
03:52Put it on NBC or maybe even put it on like, you know
03:55somewhere where you could go a TV MA and
03:58Just let that guy be Gronk show us his college years almost in like a way that they did the TED show
04:03Just make it a dumb turn-your-brain-off stoner comedy, and I think it'd work. I think that's basically
04:09Blue Mountain State am I wrong? Yeah, but you're basically you could just remake it
04:13Yeah, never college girl watched it or start to finish. But from what I understand, it's basically Blue Mountain State wrong
04:20But yeah, we make it with Gronk
04:22It's kind of amazing. Oh
04:25this guy's
04:26You know, he's obviously retired now and he's been gone for a couple of years that we're still getting Gronk stories
04:33right, and I know this like you said not a shocker because they're not too dissimilar to each other, but
04:39Yeah, it's just it's just the relevancy of Gronk is is strong
04:44The fact that that guy could stay healthy goes to like the dynasty which was known as stuffy and Brady's mr. Football
04:52It was just so great to have a guy like a big meathead who was so fucking good to watch do on the field
04:57I I'm so when I can think about is I want to watch college Gronk right now like
05:03It'll be like a live-action cartoon too because that dude is so over-the-top
05:07Which by the way, did you guys see that guy is also playing Jason Kelsey in some like Hallmark movie or something like that?
05:13No
05:14That I have a problem with that
05:16That guy is Gronk and you cannot have him then play Kelsey Travis Kelsey who is literally like the neck
05:22You know the Ron first Kelsey is gonna be the debate
05:24we have to hear about ad nauseam once he retires because it's like the longevity of the career versus like the
05:30fucking comet that soared through the sky and
05:32I
05:34College rock it's gonna be an awesome show. I mean, it's like Robert Downey jr. Now playing dr. Doom. It's like you can't do both
05:41Look at this. We're bringing the basement to the mainstream here Bob
05:44I'm so happy. I got my guys. These are two of my guys right here. What a great rundown. I'm so proud of you
05:51Next topic here. The Clippers got their new stadium Steve Ballmer broken in and Steve Ballmer fashion
05:58He was leading chance leading collapse dancing around
06:01Rob what he got on Steve Ballmer here dancing. I gotta be honest
06:05I didn't know much about this guy at all
06:07Like I don't even know how long he's owns the Clippers
06:10But watching this clip it came off like one of those people sometimes will edit videos of Elon Musk to be like
06:16Sims emotes like people will hit a Sims emote and then he does the weird whatever on the red carpet
06:21This guy almost felt like he was like a computer-generated man. He's just in the thing
06:26He's doing the you know, the the words he's spelling things out
06:29But he's like a half-second delayed behind everyone else just looks like an absolute nerd
06:34I kind of appreciate it, but also like if that guy's your owner
06:38I'm sure you love the passion but wish maybe he was a little more with it
06:42it was like Bill Gates when he did the dab and he was like
06:45Well, Robbie if you're not familiar with Balmer
06:48That's an all-time video when they're singing start me up at the Microsoft like a launch or something
06:53Yeah, I was there something he's in that video yes, dude, yes
06:59He was a Microsoft guy and then he owned the Clippers. All right, so he made his money. Oh
07:03Shit. Well, there you go. I saw him once and I was like he reminds me of Bill Gates had no idea
07:09He was a Microsoft guy. Yes. Yeah, he's fueling that video like Bill Gates is being the nerd doing nerdy things and then bombers like
07:16Fucking
07:19There we go, I could drag a Microsoft guy when I see one
07:23It's electric. Come on. What do you got at some point?
07:26I forget like I don't know where Rob Ford stopped and where Steve Ballmer began
07:31I feel like he just like in our terms of our internet lives
07:34Like he was always around that you said Eddie for years
07:35But like there was a time where he didn't hear from bomber then he came and became the Clippers owner and I'm just so happy
07:40For those Clipper fans, like you said Bob like it's I think it's at the point where it's so pure
07:45They love it the and this arena. I'm obsessed with this
07:48I think it's called the Intuit arena like anytime I see a
07:52Thread where it just goes through all the stuff the scoreboard
07:55I saw they have a fucking just full court just in the Sun where you just play there's like basketballs
08:00You can just shoot around whatever you want
08:02They have a bomber cam which I heard there's always gonna be a camera on them the I love the t-shirt guns in the scoreboard
08:08So everyone could potentially get a t-shirt. There's I'm like obsessed with that fucking arena. The wall I heard was awesome night one
08:14It was like a legit force
08:16They have standing room only right behind one of the baskets and it's you can only get in if you're a legit Clippers fan
08:21You can't sit I believe and you just have to you're just with all the crazies
08:24So I just think he's like what he's the changes
08:28He's gonna make are then gonna be so much awesome for the next teams to build arena. So I love him
08:33He's like Steve Cohen. I'm like pure uncut Colombian cocaine. Yeah, like I hope it never stops doing this, right?
08:39Because at some point the Cuban stuff got a little old. It's like alright
08:43How many times you gonna fight with the refs?
08:44How many times you gonna get down there pull pranks?
08:46Balmer it's one of those things where I can't get enough of and and it's just it's just something that needs to continue because
08:52Their star player Kawhi Leonard ain't playing for shit
08:55So they need some type of attraction there in LA for the Clippers of that new stadium and and bombers the guy clearly
09:02But he's gonna be the attraction but I like game 20 like if Harding goes down like they lost Paul George
09:07And it's just so like that's the thing like I don't feel like all bombers
09:11Method didn't work
09:12It was you had to get Kawhi you had to make the trade for Paul George to get Kawhi you had to resign Kawhi
09:18And it's just you probably just crapped out and it's gonna take a few years before this arena has a team
09:23That's gonna be good. But man, like I don't want you said that I don't want that spirit to die him
09:28I needed to continue. I know it could never die
09:30Balmer needs to stay Balmer forever like that and that's what I even like I was just watching the Laker game
09:36Was that Tuesday night and I just tweeted I was like watch the Laker game. I miss Jack Nicholson. There's something about yeah
09:43There's marquee people and I know he owns a team so it's a little different from Jack
09:47But there's just something different when those stadiums Spike Lee
09:51Whoever it may be have that marquee person who kind of brings up the vibe. So I appreciate that
09:57I'm also not tired of it
09:58Like I know I just said he's relevant because obviously is the top blog of the day right now on the site
10:03But hand up personally, no offense. I love Gronk. I think he's a great guy not surprised by the story kind of over it, too
10:11He's still relevant. I still stand by that obviously, but Balmer. I'm not sick of it all yet
10:15So, you know what Balmer is he's I imagine you guys everyone has like one of their life
10:20He's like the friends dad who's a fucking 20 out of 10 when you're with him and like it's cool
10:25Cuz you go home to like your regular dad and it's like, all right, you know, whatever but it's like I'm not a Clippers fan
10:31So I'd see him when stuff like this happens
10:33Maybe if you're a Clippers fan, it grows tired when you're you know, 37 and 45 not in the playoffs
10:38But as a casual fan, I I need this man in my life. It just brings a smile to my face every single time
10:46Next topic here Karina cops only fans model youtuber vlog squad
10:51She has announced that she is retiring from only fans after making a cool
10:5667 million dollars in three years
10:59That's that's going out on top folks Robbie
11:0567 million dollars
11:07I think Kareem wrote the blog on this and said this would put her in the top 80 players in the NBA
11:12Could make her far and away the number one player in the NHL
11:16I mean this would be like if she put out like an indie movie that made 67 million dollars
11:21It would be like a massive hit. I can't even wrap my head around the numbers
11:26I think it was they they said it was the 22 over three years or whatever. It's just like
11:31holy fuck
11:33Thank God for the Glenny balls of the world
11:36Who who support these Queens have shows like only stands where they could go on and promote themselves. I
11:42Think credit to Glenny balls. That's my takeaway from this
11:46Mom, I mean that's always my takeaway on anything credit to Glenny balls
11:51but I
11:52Think the only fans actually know I think the youtubers was the first time where money
11:58Just stopped being real when I saw the numbers that people were making to do stuff on the internet
12:02And then the only fans was second and again, it's like well
12:05Why would I pay for that if I could get you know pictures of girls for free videos of girls?
12:11Everything's at your fingertips. I just it's a different world this name. It's a name
12:15I've seen a hundred times in here and I still have no clue
12:18She just like did she get famous just by being a hot girl that went on OnlyFans or was she like an influencer first
12:23Then you know took everything off on OnlyFans. She was with David Dobrik in that vlog squad. So she was another guy
12:30I don't know who that is, but I've heard that it was like the vlog squad was that the house in LA or whatever?
12:36One of them. Yeah, there's a bunch of content house. And then the guy was the one at the excavator. Yeah
12:41Swung his friend around. Yeah, I'll hit him big tragic accident
12:45Josh Richards, is he a part of that?
12:48What'd you say Dave's guy Josh Richards? Was he a part of that crew? No, no, no. No. No. Okay
12:53I don't want to get my but my vlogging crews, you know confused or anything here speak out of pocket
12:58Yeah, no, no, not that same crew. But honestly
13:01Also, I waited I didn't mention and I don't know if they flashed the picture yet or not
13:06But if you haven't flashing now awesome way to announce your retirement
13:10She's basically just tweeted no more Lincoln bio, which that was good. Yeah
13:15There's very good
13:18It's also one of those things things where you never know. That's that's one of those things where they say, you know
13:25Shawn Michaels is retired forever
13:27But once you know the Saudis or whoever calls like she might be putting that like don't bring that up Betty
13:32Don't bring that up. He was the one we held on to he stayed retired and then he came out
13:37it was the worst match ever it was though it was it March on Lynch that did the
13:41The
13:42Shoelaces on he was the shoes hung over the wire like that was her version of that and it worked agreed like that
13:49I literally that's funny. You say that Robbie that popped in my head to Marshawn
13:52Let's it was during the Super Bowl to her in the Super Bowl. It was badass. Yeah, there's a peace sign
13:57the cleats on a
13:59On a wire so that was that was good job. Well played by Corinna
14:03Yeah, if if she does it do you think she brings back Betty your boy? Maybe the MJ I'm back and it's just a link
14:10Cuz I got yeah, she's got a tie so she gets she's got it
14:14No, they're like the hornies right now having a bad day and they're like I had my chance and all right didn't you know?
14:21I let the subscription run out whatever
14:24Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I believe is the term so
14:28She could probably raise that twice 10x and still and get them all back
14:32Let's we forget again another legend on the barstool blog back in the day when Heather Brooke came back and stopped the Internet for a
14:38Brief moment back in the day very brief. What happened to her?
14:42She got a lot of work done, you know, so I think it wasn't the girl you grew up loving
14:46It was a little different girl next door started looking like the girl from
14:49Like Hollywood with a lot of plastic. So it was a big tree. She came back though and
14:55KFC told her to wear a Jordan 45 jersey. She didn't it got lost in translation to 45
15:01So she were 23, but if she had come back wearing the four or five like Jordan
15:06I mean just an all-time legendary moment to go on top of all our other legendary moments. We'll just leave it at that
15:12Other stuff here our guy Elio the Iceman he's on this is flying to Detroit
15:18I like it. Elio is a pizza man
15:21He's going a little Caesars Arena to kind of break the break the cold streak. It's all it's all you can do
15:26It's showing a lot of heart there
15:30I
15:32Consider myself an Iceman. I consider myself
15:34You know part of the ice crew and that's the kind of guy I can get behind a guy who's actually looking to make changes
15:39He doesn't talk about it. He is about he be about it. And that's why I'm a little guy to the day
15:44I fucking died also Tony's pizza
15:46That was I was like, I didn't know what I was gonna get from it at the one-bite festival
15:51Unbelievable pizza great pizza, and I mean if you're not an Elio guy, you have a lot of problems
15:55You have to look into your soul. So that's the kind of guy that gets shit done
15:58And now I understand why Dave Portnoy loves him so god. He's the best. I love Elio, man
16:03I love Elio. I'm an Iceman myself. I love tailing the Iceman himself
16:08I love how much Dave loves
16:11This gimmick of Elio's the Iceman gimmick the ripping the shirts off even him talking about it on unnamed today
16:17He couldn't get through a sentence without giggling and being like this guy's flying at Detroit for points
16:22Like he's telling his family he's going to get goals. He's going to will them into existence
16:27It is one of the greatest like gambling things we have going on I think as well
16:33It's just fun to get involved when Elio, you know
16:36He's gonna be ripping a shirt off at the end of the game with his family in the background looking at him like oh my god
16:40I can't believe we're putting up with this again. Yeah, what happens what happens if he goes back home without a win?
16:46Can he go back home or does he have to keep traveling?
16:50He's just on the road till he gets a win
16:52Guys a family as a business a wife like he can't just stay on the road
16:56But like if the if showing up doesn't work, what's the next step?
17:00I think he's got to keep going like it then you got to drive down to Pittsburgh
17:04And then if that doesn't work, yeah going west come to Chicago
17:08And maybe you bring the Iceman in maybe it's an emergency ice con
17:12We need all the troops we can get in the arena to will on this goal the last time they did ice gone
17:18They had the goalie pulled like literally the Iceman were screaming at the coaches until they pulled the goalie
17:24And it did not win. I believe no if they were like one goal away or whatever, but it was like hey
17:29You know now they're due. Yeah, Robbie you touched on this really quick too with Dave
17:35You guys know this we all were all Dave guys. We love Dave our lives to him
17:39There's nothing worse
17:41Then if Dave is following you to the point where every mistake you make is when I Leo gets cold
17:46The Iceman gets cold Dave gets hot and he just we hear about it
17:51And it's it's all like innocuous stuff like I'm rooting for you Elio, but and it's like, oh I just feel so bad for him
17:57But you know what you become best friends with Dave Portnoy. That's part of the fucking game. That's part of the prize with it
18:03Um after show here sounds like the tape boats gonna happen on Monday
18:09Robbie you're obviously getting a boat, right? I believe so. Yeah
18:14Any thoughts
18:16It's it's like I go back and forth after the unnamed show today
18:20I my vote was probably gonna be yes in just terms of like this. He said it wasn't gonna ruin his life
18:26He says we need him in the New York office. He did great in the New York office
18:30We didn't I wasn't bothered by him in the New York office. I think the more the merrier we need the bodies
18:35We need all the help we can get obviously to change the narrative. So I
18:40Think I was gonna vote. Yes now on the unnamed. He was like he seemed kind of sad about the whole thing
18:45We don't want to ruin a guy's life. Like so, I don't know. I would still say I'm an undecided voter
18:50I was happy that he
18:53apologized and cleared some things up in terms of when he came at the whole New York office and called all of us lazy and
19:00kind of
19:01Encouraged the narrative that we were the lazy office
19:04I think that rubbed all of us the wrong way even the big guns in the New York office
19:08So I thought he did a good job
19:11Clarifying and apologizing for some of that stuff today. It'd be nice if that came in a blog as well, but we'll see
19:18No, I mean it's it's fascinating
19:20I think I thought it was gonna be a layup that he was gonna end up there based on the last week
19:25I do think his play on the other name show might go a little differently. I think time heals all wounds
19:30So maybe people loosen up a little bit
19:33At the same point like I can't I can't blame either side. I can't I can't blame for not wanting to go
19:39It seems like he's pretty happy there in Chicago. I mean, what time is Eddie from this? You're going straight to the
19:45Aromatherapy massage for you, right where everyone's getting their massages together. I think you're being fed filet mignon after that
19:51So it's like that or you don't have to be grinding out a bunch of content in New York
19:55There is a difference but I also like I kind of like with Elio, right?
19:58It's like I say I want Elio to travel because I want all the content that's gonna come out of it, mate
20:03I don't have to travel like that. Elio would fucking have to hate having to drive to Pittsburgh go here go there
20:09In the same sense, it's kind of like Barstool's one big reality show take going to New York is a new part of this Barstool world
20:16That's kind of fun and exciting to see how it all shakes out
20:19I do think some good shit come out of it, you know, I think some like organic stuff, but it'll be interesting
20:24I mean, I know if I was getting bullied I'd have I'd be feeling one way about it
20:28But it's like seems like Kelly Keegs was kind of on the fence about you know, maybe a no vote
20:34So I'll be fascinated to see the way it all shakes up Bob, you know, is he coming to New York?
20:39Is it gonna be like a live? I think so. I think so
20:41I think they want like a big an actual like survivor like production like they were talking about on the rundown
20:48So like I I think it's gonna look like surviving Barstool looked essentially
20:55Kelly did a good job today on the unnamed show as well
20:57I thought Kelly did a good job of really explaining like where she's coming from on all her points
21:02I feel like even maybe she got through to Tate a little bit on that
21:05I
21:07love that there are gonna be people talking next week and even this week about voting and
21:12They're gonna be so many wired frost about their actual presidential
21:16I'm moving to fucking New York because he's in a controversy a
21:22blog controversy
21:26Like, you know, I like this like I don't talk politics, but I'll tell you who I'm voting for in the election
21:31I hear randoms people ask. It's like oh, there's no like like fucking Marty. He's got no idea what election day is
21:39You're talking about Tate
21:43100% chance
21:45So, yeah, that's that that makes me laugh
21:48I want a one company this place. It's a one-on-one fucking circus at all hours of the day
21:54They'll be able to see the way it shakes up. Yeah
21:57All right, then follows anything else
22:00Pub punk Halloween show coming up Clem's gonna be coming in
22:04New Haven Toad's Place legendary venue on the day after Halloween. So it's Friday
22:10November 1st, we're dressing up. There's gonna be a huge cash prize for the best costume like a legit cash prize
22:16So get your costume ideas ready. I'm excited for it. I just want to plug. I'm just going to pop punk
22:21He is Eddie. My wife was shaking me down about she's like, so can we go to this when I told her about it?
22:27She saw it on, you know social media November 1st, and she's like, I'll get a baby
22:31I already got the babysitters lined up this and that I was like and someone I think Robbie had actually told me because by the
22:36Way, it's game six of the World Series if the Mets, you know make it which obviously I'd be streaming or doing something
22:41So I was like shit. This is gonna be a prompt
22:43My wife's gonna be really upset that we're gonna miss this but this is mommy's big night out. Basically, it sounds like
22:49What the babysitter already have the costumes ready?
22:52We're bringing back one of our oldies
22:54From when we were young and actually got to enjoy Halloween instead of taking a bunch of snotty-nosed brats out trick-or-treating
22:59So it's gonna be a good night out for the club. So if you're in New Haven
23:03We're gonna have ourselves a hell of a time. Do you do you have your pizza reservation booked already? I
23:10It's funny you should say that so last time I was there. I went to modern and Sally's I got to meet the actual
23:17Oven of Sally's they took me to meet a celebrity and I've never been to Frank Pepe's the original
23:22I have another one that I go to that's not far from me. However, I've already had their pizza
23:26So I'm gonna put that list. I'm going to
23:28Bar Pizza, which has apparently a incredible mashed potato pizza and they have and you know, I love this
23:36They have the Thanksgiving pizza that time of year. I'm hoping it'll be on the menu. It'll be November 1st
23:42It's turkey gravy stuffing mashed potatoes. They have that we're gonna do that and then across the street
23:49Louis lunch the origin of the place that made the first hamburger. So I've already had all the food
23:55We just have to see if the Thanksgiving pizza will be on the menu
23:58So the people that bar if you're watching you can put that on the menu November 1st
24:01So yeah, you have one customer locked in. I
24:05Knew clumb had it all planned. That's my guy like that
24:08He's got the food tour
24:10Like if you're coming to the show plan a food tour
24:12It's such a great food town and I can only hope Robbie that you got some offspring queued up for this man
24:19And we might offspring interview out today as well. There we go. All right. I love it. All right boys
24:25It's always a delight to talk to you guys. So I hope you guys have a great Thursday
24:28That's the rundown and the run down will be back on Monday. They will see you then who's ever doing