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00:00:25 Holy shit!
00:00:49 Gio! Gio! Not her, you bright light! Her!
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00:02:49 Hi, Abuelita.
00:02:55 Is that your baby's doll?
00:03:06 Well, no. I don't have a baby.
00:03:08 Yet.
00:03:10 Is that because you're old?
00:03:12 I'm sorry?
00:03:14 Mrs. Sanders?
00:03:16 Unfortunately, we didn't accomplish what we set out for.
00:03:27 Jessica, I think that it is time that we discuss some alternative options.
00:03:31 Options?
00:03:34 Options are good, Jessica.
00:03:41 Do you happen to have any idea why this round didn't work?
00:03:45 I ran some tests saying that this is your third attempt.
00:03:48 And what I found really didn't surprise me.
00:03:51 Your eggs are mature.
00:03:54 Mature as in?
00:03:55 Refer to them as geriatric.
00:03:57 Geriatric?
00:04:00 Mm-hmm.
00:04:01 That's a horrible way to refer to, well, to anything.
00:04:08 Well, it's common in women over 40.
00:04:11 Yeah, but I'm not 40.
00:04:13 Oh. I apologize.
00:04:16 Oh, yes. I see here that you're going to be 40 in less than two weeks.
00:04:22 Some women peak earlier than others. It's common.
00:04:26 This is not a guarantee.
00:04:29 But using a donor will certainly increase your chance of conceiving.
00:04:34 Now, I know it may seem daunting at first.
00:04:36 And I realize it is quite an expense.
00:04:39 But honestly, can you put a price on life?
00:04:43 Well, apparently you can.
00:04:46 There are so many Hispanic women out there, all with big hearts.
00:04:51 And they are ready, willing, and able.
00:04:54 I don't want someone like me.
00:04:59 You know, if it's not me, well then it's...
00:05:03 It's not me.
00:05:05 It's understood.
00:05:07 It's a huge decision.
00:05:09 So go home, 30 feet up,
00:05:12 and just review some of the applications that Gordon selected.
00:05:17 I'm sorry. Uh...
00:05:22 Gordon?
00:05:24 Selected?
00:05:26 [phone rings]
00:05:29 Hey, Gordon.
00:05:33 Kramer needs you. ASAP.
00:05:36 What now?
00:05:37 I don't know. Just says he needs you.
00:05:40 [phone rings]
00:05:42 Sanders.
00:05:55 I need you to fix my laptop.
00:05:57 It seems to have a virus or something wonky like that.
00:06:02 Um, yeah, but that's your personal computer,
00:06:04 so I'm not too sure how comfortable I am handling something that doesn't belong to the bank.
00:06:08 Sanders, have you ever wondered why you haven't been promoted?
00:06:13 Uh, yeah, well, I think it's corporate culture, you know?
00:06:17 Something to do about, uh... seniority?
00:06:20 No.
00:06:22 That's because you don't take chances.
00:06:24 I need a go-getter.
00:06:27 Are you my go-getter, Sanders?
00:06:32 Maybe.
00:06:34 Here's the deal, Sanders.
00:06:37 You find and remove whatever has gone wrong with my laptop,
00:06:40 and I will consider giving you a promotion.
00:06:43 Thought you were already considering it.
00:06:45 We have a deal?
00:06:47 Um, um...
00:06:48 Yeah.
00:06:50 Hey, did you clear this with corporate?
00:06:52 I will need it fixed before the bunny is resurrected.
00:06:55 Yes, but, sir, that's only two days from now.
00:06:58 I am God greater than the world in six.
00:07:01 Right.
00:07:05 Do I need a password or something to access the laptop?
00:07:08 I am God at 666.
00:07:11 Now, if you'll excuse me, a woman lies awake.
00:07:14 You're my best.
00:07:16 Oh, shit.
00:07:19 Let's start by relaxing our shoulders.
00:07:24 Let your head tilt back...
00:07:26 Let your head tilt back...
00:07:28 Ay, carajo!
00:07:30 Mira.
00:07:32 You need to make sure that you sit for at least five more minutes,
00:07:35 or it's not going to work.
00:07:36 Yo sé, abuela.
00:07:39 You hear me, hija?
00:07:41 Abuela, yo sé.
00:07:43 Keep your pulito over the pot
00:07:45 until the mint evaporates up your chocha.
00:07:48 Abuela, I have enough of my chocha to make a gallon of mojitos.
00:07:53 Esta niña me va a matar.
00:07:56 Coño, carajo!
00:08:03 Mierda!
00:08:05 Don't repeat that with abuela. She kicked my ass.
00:08:07 Back off!
00:08:08 What?
00:08:09 What the hell?
00:08:10 Lionel, ya?
00:08:13 That mofo kicked me and his baby out of the house
00:08:16 and changed the locks on me. ImagÃnate.
00:08:18 Ave, Mariana, what did you do now?
00:08:20 I didn't do nothing, abuela.
00:08:22 He just thinks that because he works at a lock and key
00:08:24 he can change the locks and change his women.
00:08:26 No.
00:08:27 Do you ever just think of calling first?
00:08:29 Ay, come here. Come with me.
00:08:32 Take her, please.
00:08:33 What the hell?
00:08:36 Did you do caca?
00:08:38 Did you caca?
00:08:39 Oh, you're tired.
00:08:40 She's not tired.
00:08:42 Dang, you got like no maternal instinct.
00:08:44 What?
00:08:45 She's just vibing off that stanky neck of energy you got.
00:08:47 Duh.
00:08:48 Excuse me?
00:08:49 Could be.
00:08:51 Okay, alright.
00:08:52 Alright.
00:08:53 You know what? I'm late.
00:08:54 It's always a pleasure. Really.
00:08:55 You still trying to manufacture a baby?
00:08:58 Don't you have like a job to go to?
00:09:00 Do I have time for a job?
00:09:01 I'm a stay-at-home mom now.
00:09:02 Oh, and that's not a job?
00:09:04 Do I get paid?
00:09:05 Oh, okay, alright. You see that?
00:09:07 And I'm the one that's not maternal.
00:09:09 [school bell rings]
00:09:12 A little stretch.
00:09:19 I'm so much less of a shirt.
00:09:21 Guys, Mrs. Sanders is here. Let's rehearse.
00:09:25 Where is it?
00:09:31 There were some...
00:09:33 I'm sorry. Mind.
00:09:35 I have my voice in my throat. Is it okay?
00:09:37 Is it?
00:09:38 [singing]
00:09:45 Where is it?
00:09:46 There were complications, Rosemary,
00:09:49 but nothing that will affect future births.
00:09:52 It's...
00:09:53 Dead.
00:09:54 [screams]
00:09:55 [sad trombone]
00:09:59 Bravo!
00:10:05 Bravo!
00:10:07 You nailed it!
00:10:08 And they said Rosemary's baby couldn't be a musical.
00:10:14 Alright, have a great Easter.
00:10:16 Don't eat too much candy.
00:10:18 Thanks, Sanders.
00:10:20 [chatter]
00:10:22 [sighs]
00:10:36 [papers rustling]
00:10:39 [sighs]
00:10:44 Sort of Dr. Markov thing.
00:10:52 [sighs]
00:10:54 Jack.
00:11:00 [sniffs]
00:11:02 Sorry.
00:11:04 I know it's not what you were expecting.
00:11:07 [sniffs]
00:11:08 Hey, hey, hey.
00:11:10 [sniffs]
00:11:11 We can always try another round in a few weeks.
00:11:13 Oh, God.
00:11:15 Really, Gordon?
00:11:17 I mean, it's easy for you to say.
00:11:19 You're not the one that's pumping hormones into your body like a caged chicken.
00:11:22 I know, I know.
00:11:24 Maybe you can look at some--
00:11:25 Don't. No, don't.
00:11:27 Please don't say it.
00:11:28 I'm just saying there's other ways to have a baby, Jess.
00:11:31 Which is the same thing as saying that we have options.
00:11:34 Because we do.
00:11:36 Well, I'm just curious, do any of your options match our profile?
00:11:40 Uh...
00:11:43 Hm?
00:11:52 I didn't think it would hurt to start looking.
00:11:54 You know, I would, um...
00:11:56 I would love to see an application of one of the options you've selected.
00:12:01 Why are you so against this, Jess?
00:12:04 Why?
00:12:06 Why I'm so against this?
00:12:08 This is a stranger.
00:12:11 A stranger that you're gonna have a baby with.
00:12:15 That's why I'm so against this.
00:12:17 It's, it's, it's like I'm the freakin' understudy in a hit Broadway show about my own life.
00:12:23 Jess, I just figured I'd see what our alternatives look like.
00:12:25 Our?
00:12:27 What the alternatives look like on paper before broaching it.
00:12:33 But that's just it, Gordy.
00:12:37 We don't get to see them.
00:12:39 We don't get to talk to them.
00:12:41 We, we don't, we don't get to know them.
00:12:43 We know nothing more than what's written on, on this, on this piece of paper.
00:12:48 This person that's gonna all of a sudden become our baby mama.
00:12:51 I mean, how, how do you not have an issue with this?
00:12:54 I, because, Jess, all we've ever talked about is starting a family and this, this could be a really great option for us.
00:13:02 Green eyes. Gordon.
00:13:07 Yeah, you know, I mean, I thought it would be like a really cool combination.
00:13:10 Okay, this isn't like a freakin' drive-thru that you can just like go up to the window and order a combo baby.
00:13:15 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jess. I know, it's just, I don't know, I don't know.
00:13:22 It just kind of feels like time is passing us by and we're just standing still, you know?
00:13:27 Sorry you feel that way.
00:13:32 Jess.
00:13:34 Look, can we just back burner this whole thing for a minute?
00:13:39 We can't back burner this, Gordon.
00:13:41 Dr. Markoff, he referred to my eggs as geriatric.
00:13:45 And personally, I would like to become a mother before the rest of me expires.
00:13:48 I would like to become a mother before the rest of me expires.
00:13:51 Whoa, whoa, geriatric? Geriatric.
00:13:54 Shh, Dr. Markoff. Geriatric.
00:13:57 What up?
00:14:01 Oh, good.
00:14:02 Not now, Becca.
00:14:04 I just stole that fool's car. His pride and joy are all mine now.
00:14:08 Shh. Abuela and Lissette are sleeping.
00:14:10 Ay, por Dios.
00:14:11 I can't wait to see his reaction when he realizes his baby's gone.
00:14:14 Señorita Daisy, estúpido.
00:14:17 Becca, this is really not a good time.
00:14:20 Maybe not for you.
00:14:22 I will take Lionel out.
00:14:24 I have no idea where his collar is.
00:14:27 We'll be fine.
00:14:29 Yo, who ate all the peanut butter?
00:14:34 Come here, boy.
00:14:45 Yo, Beck!
00:14:47 Beck, what the--
00:14:50 Big, what's up?
00:14:52 She stole my baby. That's what's up.
00:14:54 Okay, calm down.
00:14:56 Calm down? How would you feel if somebody took your baby away?
00:14:59 Quiet, fool! Your real baby is up here.
00:15:02 Why don't you come up here and say goodnight? Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:15:05 Okay, okay, you guys. All right. Let's just-- let's just figure this out tomorrow, okay? It's late.
00:15:10 You know I got a GPS of my girl, right?
00:15:12 Not to mention, I'm a frickin' locksmith! I can pop any lock!
00:15:17 I got a spare key, too. Now--
00:15:19 Do you want a cookie?
00:15:21 Do you want a glass of milk?
00:15:22 Do you want some cookies?
00:15:23 Ooh, you know what?
00:15:24 Wow! Worst baby daddy award goes to Tom Tom Tom!
00:15:28 Miguel!
00:15:29 What are you?
00:15:30 Estúpido.
00:15:38 I am God at 666.
00:15:45 Huh.
00:15:50 You actually locked your folder. I mean, you're not as dumb as I thought.
00:15:54 Unfortunately for you, I am way smarter.
00:16:01 You sketchy son of a--
00:16:05 Hoarding bitcoins. I knew it.
00:16:11 Ta-da!
00:16:25 Ta-da!
00:16:27 Hey, babe.
00:16:33 Hey. How you doing?
00:16:37 I'm okay. I'm just worried about you.
00:16:40 I just, you know, I just wish that there was like a sign or something, you know? Like something that screams, "This is your only option."
00:16:49 It's just one of many, Jess.
00:16:53 I know. I'm trying to be more open-minded.
00:16:57 You know what? Tomorrow's the bank's annual Easter egg hunt. What do you say you and I just kick back, have a couple cocktails, let loose a bit?
00:17:08 I can't say that searching for eggs sounds appealing, but a couple of cocktails sure does.
00:17:15 That it's a date?
00:17:17 Yeah. I'll text you when I leave the house.
00:17:20 Sounds good. Hey, I love you.
00:17:23 I love you.
00:17:24 What are you talking about?
00:17:25 Nikki sent me down here, and you know why.
00:17:28 I don't care what Nikki said.
00:17:30 I can only spend so many miles looking for you.
00:17:32 Then stop looking.
00:17:34 But you're only making this harder for yourself.
00:17:36 You fools drove all the way up from Atlantic City to wish me a happy birthday or something?
00:17:39 You know exactly why we're here. So how long you gonna run for?
00:17:44 However long I want. Just tell him you didn't find me.
00:17:47 I did find you.
00:17:49 Whatever.
00:17:50 What the fuck?
00:17:52 Enough!
00:18:16 Oh my god.
00:18:17 You got till tomorrow.
00:18:20 You're fine. Get up.
00:18:24 What just happened?
00:18:29 You're okay. You're okay.
00:18:31 Was that a real gun?
00:18:35 Just breathe.
00:18:36 Did we almost die?
00:18:37 Lady, breathe.
00:18:38 Man, I feel so alive.
00:18:44 How do you know this gun?
00:18:46 What the?
00:18:51 Hello?
00:19:08 Mrs. Sanders is in New York hospital. Your wife is here.
00:19:11 What?
00:19:12 She took a bad fall.
00:19:13 Oh my god.
00:19:14 We'll need you to come down to release her.
00:19:16 Yeah, I'm coming now. I'll be right there.
00:19:19 What the?
00:19:26 Don't make a scene.
00:19:27 You guys.
00:19:28 FBI.
00:19:29 FBI? What? Why?
00:19:30 We've been tracking Kramer for a few months now.
00:19:33 But we don't have enough evidence to go after him yet.
00:19:35 That's where you come in.
00:19:37 I'm sorry. Me?
00:19:39 We need a CI to help.
00:19:41 A computer invest...
00:19:44 Confidential informant.
00:19:46 To help lock this son of a bitch up.
00:19:48 So far you're the only one who's allowed access to his personal laptop.
00:19:52 Look, guys, I don't have a choice.
00:19:54 If I don't fix that laptop, I don't get a promotion.
00:19:56 And I cannot afford to not get a promotion. I need this job.
00:19:59 He's been embezzling money from your bank and placing those funds into several offshore accounts.
00:20:05 The money has been divided between those accounts and Bitcoin wallets.
00:20:08 All we need to catch him is for you to get him to use his Bitcoins in an online domestic transfer.
00:20:13 So far he's only been trading over the dark net, which has made the forfeiture of his assets nearly impossible to seize.
00:20:19 We even tried to lock him out in hopes it would force his hand.
00:20:22 You guys were behind the lockdown?
00:20:24 Best way to get him to make this transfer is to tell him that there is a ransom on his laptop he needs to pay up ASAP or else he'll be permanently locked out.
00:20:32 You think you can do that?
00:20:36 Don't worry, we're gonna make it worth your while. Here's my card.
00:20:39 Text me when you're ready to play. All you gotta say is, "Game on."
00:20:44 Better think long and hard about dropping that ball on us, though.
00:20:48 Wouldn't want to think of you as an accomplice.
00:20:51 And Gordon, wish your wife a speedy recovery.
00:20:55 Thank you.
00:20:57 Oh, I'm not getting a ride? Okay. All right.
00:21:01 Oh no! My knees!
00:21:08 Did they take your knees too?
00:21:13 Man, I really want whatever you're on.
00:21:15 Nurse?
00:21:17 Oh, mother of God!
00:21:19 Are you okay?
00:21:21 Are you the nurse?
00:21:22 What happened?
00:21:23 I had to jump in.
00:21:24 Jump? Jump, honey? You never, ever have to jump. That's always a dangerous idea.
00:21:28 I got a booboo on my ankle. Kiss it!
00:21:30 Oh, God. I got you.
00:21:33 I just... I saw...
00:21:36 Paige and Dr. Vano? Dr. Vano is the one who...
00:21:40 Who?
00:21:41 She was getting bullied by these guys.
00:21:46 What guys?
00:21:47 So I had to... I waited until the time was right and whacked it in his face.
00:21:54 No, you didn't.
00:21:55 And then I got on his big tooth and I started pounding on him.
00:21:59 Jess?
00:22:00 It's just so busy. It's just so... It's so busy and messy. I think I gotta sit down.
00:22:07 You know what? Why don't we just lay down on the bed that you're already on?
00:22:11 Listen, we agreed we're gonna put this Dahmer stuff on hold for a while and just focus on us. So why don't we do that?
00:22:17 Okay.
00:22:19 Yeah, Paige.
00:22:21 You must be Wonder Woman's hubby. Bridget Garcia. Nice to meet you.
00:22:25 Gordon Sanders. You too. Nice. Are you okay?
00:22:29 A few bumps and bruises and I were kept in town.
00:22:31 Hi, nurse. Is she gonna be okay?
00:22:34 Are you family?
00:22:35 Yeah, sorry. I'm her husband.
00:22:37 She'll be fine. It's just a tiny hairline fracture that casts as precautionary.
00:22:43 I'm gonna need you to sign the discharge papers.
00:22:45 Sure. Yeah, I'll be right back. Everything is gonna be okay.
00:22:50 Alright.
00:22:52 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:22:53 Thank you. Thank you.
00:22:54 Oh, there we go.
00:22:58 He seems like a real cool cat.
00:23:00 He configures numbers at a bank.
00:23:07 So which one is it, Mama? Sperm, egg, organ?
00:23:13 Just wondering what you're in the market for.
00:23:16 Oh.
00:23:17 Your hubby said something about a donor.
00:23:20 Eggs. Mine are ancient. Maybe I'll get a nursing home.
00:23:27 I might be able to help you out.
00:23:31 Yeah, you know, I'd really like to pay it forward.
00:23:36 I mean, if you need fresh eggs, I got 'em.
00:23:43 I could pop out a few for you and your hubby, and I could do it on the cheap.
00:23:51 You're sweet.
00:23:55 Just hit me up if you're interested. We might be able to work something out.
00:24:03 This might just be fate.
00:24:09 Bridget.
00:24:10 Mm-hmm.
00:24:12 Bridget. A life for a life kind of exchange.
00:24:17 A life for a life.
00:24:20 I like that.
00:24:22 [door creaks]
00:24:50 Hey.
00:24:51 Hey. What you got there?
00:24:55 I, um...
00:24:58 I'm so sorry, Cory.
00:25:00 For what?
00:25:01 Jess. Jess, there's nothing you could have done.
00:25:04 Nothing.
00:25:05 I know.
00:25:10 Come on, Mama.
00:25:12 Let's get you to sleep. It's been a long day.
00:25:14 I love you.
00:25:15 I love you. Let's get you to bed.
00:25:23 Here's your water.
00:25:26 And...
00:25:27 Ta-da!
00:25:29 Aw.
00:25:30 Bad timing, I guess.
00:25:35 What's up, Zina?
00:25:56 [sighs]
00:26:12 A life for a life.
00:26:31 Cool.
00:26:40 Okay, Dusty.
00:26:43 How do I get you to use your bitcoins to purchase something online?
00:27:06 Here goes nothing.
00:27:13 [phone rings]
00:27:24 This better be good, Saunders.
00:27:26 Uh, so apparently, sir, your computer's been infected with the ransomware virus, and the only way to get it fixed is to pay the ransom.
00:27:35 How much do they want?
00:27:37 Uh, that's a very good question. I don't know. I can ask.
00:27:42 Ask?
00:27:45 What kind of amateur hour ransom plot is this, Saunders?
00:27:49 Sir, sir, if I may, they are requesting payment via virtual currency, which is really easy, assuming you have a...
00:27:56 Bitcoin wallet or something like that.
00:27:58 I mean, I could take the whole thing off your plate. I just need authorization to use your pass keys, and I can get your computer fixed, and...
00:28:04 It's been running before the bunny resurrects.
00:28:07 Fuck whoever this is.
00:28:09 Sir, I get that you're mad, but if they don't receive payment in the next 24 hours, they will lock you out permanently.
00:28:16 I'm not paying shit. No one threatens me.
00:28:20 You tell whoever this is that I don't buy onto anyone.
00:28:23 They can kiss my little thumb!
00:28:26 I don't know what that is, sir.
00:28:32 Fuck! Give me a cookie! Give me two!
00:28:38 And there goes everything.
00:28:42 [Paper rustling]
00:28:45 What's crackalackin'?
00:29:04 Wow. You clean up well.
00:29:08 That's the rumor.
00:29:11 Hi. Can I get grilled cheese with tomato and bacon and a side of fries?
00:29:17 Make those cheese fries. And a coffee milkshake.
00:29:21 Are you sure you're not already eating for two?
00:29:23 One never knows.
00:29:25 And for you.
00:29:27 Um, I'll just have a glass of pineapple juice, please.
00:29:33 I'm glad you texted.
00:29:37 I don't know how any of this is supposed to work.
00:29:40 Well, if I got all my cards straight, you need something that I can provide.
00:29:45 And quite honestly, I could use the cash.
00:29:48 Oh my god, is that why those men were after you?
00:29:51 Sal and I got some history.
00:29:54 We have a son together.
00:29:57 You have a child with that guy that tossed you up against a wall?
00:30:01 It wasn't always so tense.
00:30:04 But not everybody's cut out for a storybook ending.
00:30:07 Yeah, yeah. I'm getting that.
00:30:10 Look, I don't want to pressure you. Let's just let bygones be bygones.
00:30:14 Um, no, no, but wait, wait, wait. Like you said, I'm here, so...
00:30:19 It's totally fine. I gotta catch a bus back to AC. Anyway, it's...
00:30:24 [Sighs]
00:30:28 He has your eyes.
00:30:31 Miss him bad.
00:30:33 What do you mean?
00:30:35 Slowly getting destroyed by the system.
00:30:38 Long story.
00:30:40 Look, this is quite honestly just so unconventional.
00:30:48 I mean, the idea of sitting across from a stranger to talk about purchasing their eggs so they can make a baby with my husband is...
00:30:54 I don't know.
00:30:57 It's just so... black market, seedy, underground, illegal-like, you know?
00:31:05 This unconventional way allows you to get to know me on a personal level.
00:31:09 I can promise you that you won't know much more about donor 2759 other than what's on her application.
00:31:15 You won't know if she prefers cheese fries over chili fries. You know?
00:31:20 How could you? I mean, think about it. It is just a piece of paper.
00:31:24 Exactly.
00:31:26 You swooped in and saved my life, and now I can pay it forward by helping you create one.
00:31:31 Plus, buying eggs the regular way is crazy expensive.
00:31:34 [Sighs] I know.
00:31:37 According to babymama.com, it costs between six and eight grand.
00:31:41 But today's special has an offer for five.
00:31:44 That's, you know, that's still a bit steep.
00:31:49 Yeah, but can you really put a price on life?
00:31:53 I really hate that question.
00:31:56 Do you smoke?
00:32:08 No.
00:32:10 Drink?
00:32:12 Every other Sunday after church, but not when I'm knocked up.
00:32:16 College degree, a B.A., B.S.?
00:32:18 B.S. I definitely have one of those.
00:32:23 Do you have any convictions?
00:32:26 The only conviction I have is that you and I are meant to be.
00:32:31 I gotta talk to Gordon first.
00:32:35 I hear ya. But I only have one week before the court grants his foster family adoption rights, and after that I lose any chance of seeing him.
00:32:42 And without cash, I can't get a lawyer. And without a lawyer, I am shit at a look.
00:32:46 I'm sorry, I really am, but I mean, this is a huge decision for me. It's not one that I can make on my own.
00:32:52 Final offer.
00:33:02 Four K?
00:33:11 I can give you a small deposit. Would, uh, five hundred do it for now?
00:33:19 I need at least half.
00:33:21 Half? I don't have that kind of money just sitting around in my checking account. I mean, besides, it's Easter Sunday. The banks are closed.
00:33:31 Lucky for us, there's an A.T.M. right by the door.
00:33:37 Nothing personal. I can't afford to miss work.
00:33:41 Wait. What if, what if...
00:33:47 I can give you this. That's collateral.
00:33:54 A dog collar?
00:33:56 Yeah, no, it's a, it's a, it's a diamond studded dog collar. It's worth, like, a few hundred.
00:34:05 He's been our only baby for years. He's a little spoiled.
00:34:08 Sure.
00:34:14 Okay.
00:34:19 Hey. I got you.
00:34:25 Okay.
00:34:33 Okay. I'll see you in, like, five. I gotta empty the tank.
00:34:37 Yeah.
00:34:38 Shit.
00:34:47 Hi. Okay, give me back my control.
00:34:51 Okay.
00:34:55 Okay.
00:34:56 Are you smoking?
00:35:08 Oh, hey. Nice to see you again.
00:35:12 You better behave.
00:35:13 What's going on here?
00:35:14 I'll let Bridge tell you.
00:35:15 Hi.
00:35:16 Hey.
00:35:17 Not you said. He didn't smoke!
00:35:18 Only when I'm stressed.
00:35:20 You may have met your match, huh? You got something for me?
00:35:22 I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:24 I don't give a fuck.
00:35:25 This is really dramatic.
00:35:26 Get your hands off me!
00:35:27 Bridge, you get in the nitro.
00:35:28 What? No! No.
00:35:29 No, no, no, I'm not going in the nitro.
00:35:32 It's already done.
00:35:33 No, I did not. I did not. I'm not going in the nitro.
00:35:37 Get in there!
00:35:38 Get out!
00:35:39 Get out!
00:35:40 Get out!
00:35:41 Get out!
00:35:42 Help!
00:35:43 Ouch! My elbow!
00:35:45 She has nothing to do with this.
00:35:47 That really hurts.
00:35:48 Tie her up.
00:35:49 I'm gonna rip that man's butt off your head!
00:35:51 Grab it then.
00:35:52 Stop!
00:35:53 Stop it!
00:35:54 You stop it!
00:35:55 You stop it!
00:35:56 Jesus Christ, get in the car.
00:35:58 When I get out of this trunk, I'm gonna kick your ass!
00:36:02 Stop yelling.
00:36:03 Help!
00:36:04 How is there nobody here?
00:36:06 What the hell's going on?
00:36:12 Don't worry. Everything's gonna work out.
00:36:15 I still got you.
00:36:17 You got me?
00:36:20 You got me?
00:36:23 How could you be so calm?
00:36:30 Just chill.
00:36:31 Someone's gonna take their pony out of this stable sooner or later.
00:36:35 And when they do, that's when you and I make a run for it.
00:36:38 What if they don't open the trunk?
00:36:40 Trust me, they will.
00:36:43 Trust you?
00:36:45 Yeah, trust me.
00:36:49 Help!
00:36:52 Help!
00:36:54 Help!
00:36:58 Be right back with those boxes.
00:37:20 Hey, it's Megan. Where are you?
00:37:23 I know you said you were running late, but I'm starting to get a little worried.
00:37:28 Can you please just give me a call?
00:37:31 Okay.
00:37:33 I love you.
00:37:35 Bye.
00:37:37 You know, you need to do your hair like that.
00:37:42 No, I'm not gonna do it.
00:37:43 Those curls. Ay, que linda.
00:37:45 I wonder, were you blonde when you were younger?
00:37:47 The blonde.
00:37:48 Like you said, she has the little curls.
00:37:50 You can.
00:37:51 Blonde curls.
00:37:53 I love it.
00:37:55 Baby.
00:37:58 Yo.
00:37:59 Becca, it's Gordon.
00:38:01 Hey, have you talked to Jess?
00:38:03 No, why?
00:38:04 She was supposed to show up at the office over an hour ago, but I just keep getting her voicemail.
00:38:08 Well, maybe her phone died, yo.
00:38:10 What?
00:38:11 She always takes her charger with her.
00:38:13 Maybe she's stuck underground.
00:38:14 Que?
00:38:15 She still would've called.
00:38:17 Maybe she got jacked.
00:38:18 De que?
00:38:19 What?
00:38:20 I don't know.
00:38:21 Maybe she just needed some space.
00:38:22 Hormones are a tricky thing.
00:38:23 Okay, Becca, could you just try her before I call the police?
00:38:26 Um, okay, so the police ain't gonna do shit for at least 24.
00:38:30 So, yeah, I'll hit her up.
00:38:32 What is going on?
00:38:34 Dame tu telefono, por favor.
00:38:35 What is going on? Is Jessica okay?
00:38:37 He thinks she's missing.
00:38:39 Who said missing? I didn't say missing.
00:38:41 Nobody said missing.
00:38:42 Yo, what the fuck, woman?
00:38:46 Cody's all worried and shit.
00:38:47 Can you please pick up your phone? Okay?
00:38:49 Alright, I'll keep an eye out. Okay, Drew?
00:38:53 Thanks, Becca. Couldn't do it without you.
00:38:55 Oy.
00:39:00 Oy.
00:39:01 That's my phone.
00:39:30 Oh my God, God, where is it?
00:39:33 Where?
00:39:34 Beep again.
00:39:35 We don't got all fucking day.
00:39:45 Oh.
00:39:54 What's wrong, sunshine?
00:39:56 It ain't me causing havoc.
00:39:58 Get me out of here now.
00:40:00 Hey, hey, not another word out of you.
00:40:02 Now, I usually gotta pay to see shit like this.
00:40:04 Yeah, I got this, alright?
00:40:06 It's your party.
00:40:08 So, here's the deal.
00:40:11 I gotta go take a leak.
00:40:13 Now, if either you try anything funny, that'll be your last road trip, you hear me?
00:40:18 No!
00:40:27 Shit!
00:40:28 Dio! Dio!
00:40:40 It's not her, you bright light! Her!
00:40:56 Jersey.
00:40:57 Why are you in Jersey? You hate Jersey.
00:41:00 Hey.
00:41:05 Hey, Cody.
00:41:07 Come join the festivities.
00:41:09 I will. I'm just waiting for Jess.
00:41:11 You're missing out on Kramer's attention.
00:41:13 I'm being normal.
00:41:15 This is hysterical.
00:41:22 I gotta record this.
00:41:24 Leverage for the next time that tool threatens to fire me.
00:41:28 That's a good plan.
00:41:29 Yeah.
00:41:30 Not the booty. Not the booty.
00:41:33 Let's go, baby.
00:41:40 Let's go.
00:41:42 Where you going? Where you going?
00:41:45 Docker!
00:41:47 Oh, my God.
00:41:50 Oh, my God.
00:41:51 Oh, my God. I did it. Oh, my God. I did it.
00:41:57 Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:42:00 This isn't a fucking escape room!
00:42:02 Okay. Alright. Okay.
00:42:05 What do I do?
00:42:06 Yo.
00:42:18 Has she called yet?
00:42:19 We just spoke like a minute ago.
00:42:21 Okay. Well, who does she know in Jersey?
00:42:23 Jersey? She don't know anyone in Jersey.
00:42:26 Well, I tracked her there.
00:42:29 Ha! You GPS'd your wife?
00:42:31 Shady.
00:42:32 Maybe she got a man on the side, huh?
00:42:34 What?
00:42:36 No. No. No. I tracked her using Lionel's collar.
00:42:39 She keeps forgetting to take it out of her purse.
00:42:41 Well, you tracked the wrong dog, dog.
00:42:43 'Cause your boy's been chilling right next to me.
00:42:45 Yeah. Again, it's the...
00:42:46 It's not the dog. Not the actual... Forget it.
00:42:49 Do you know anybody with a really fast car that I can maybe borrow?
00:42:52 Well, may get a fast car.
00:42:54 But that pendejo swiped it back.
00:42:56 You think he'd lend it to us?
00:42:58 Gee, por Dios. I'm like his kryptonite.
00:43:01 You are?
00:43:02 Um, excuse you. Yes, I am. I got my ways.
00:43:04 Where you headed?
00:43:05 Uh, I got a signal...
00:43:08 About 40 miles north of Atlantic City.
00:43:11 Atlantic City? Like THE Atlantic City?
00:43:14 Uh, the only Atlantic City I'm aware of, Becca.
00:43:17 Locked and loaded, G.
00:43:19 I'll use my magic and I'll see you in a few. Bye!
00:43:21 Okay.
00:43:23 Alright, Miggie. Come on, Miggie.
00:43:25 Hey, papi.
00:43:29 Mami needs a favor.
00:43:31 What the fu...
00:43:34 Miggie! Miggie, if you hang up the phone,
00:43:36 te voy a partir la cara.
00:43:37 ¡Tú pido!
00:43:42 I just had one bad word. One.
00:43:44 Just like all over me today, abuela.
00:43:46 I'm gonna need you to use that wonderful charm of yours
00:43:50 and get her out of there.
00:43:51 She's not gonna come out.
00:43:52 Make her!
00:43:53 What happened to you? Butterfingers?
00:43:55 That bitch fucking cut me! That's what happened!
00:43:57 Next time, don't let her go!
00:43:59 Are you...
00:44:00 Oh, that's fucked.
00:44:01 I just need a twist.
00:44:02 She's not gonna come out, pa.
00:44:03 I'm telling you, she didn't do anything.
00:44:04 Just leave her be.
00:44:05 Bitch, I don't know if you know this,
00:44:07 but my loyalty lies elsewhere now.
00:44:09 And that wasn't my choice.
00:44:12 [panting]
00:44:14 Where's your magic?
00:44:15 When I need it.
00:44:18 Hey, Jess?
00:44:22 I'm gonna need you to come out.
00:44:24 Fuck you!
00:44:27 Figure it out.
00:44:29 Make her come out.
00:44:30 Look, I know I did you wrong.
00:44:35 I feel bad about getting you all caught up in this.
00:44:38 But we still have a deal.
00:44:40 Right?
00:44:41 If you come out,
00:44:44 I'll give you an even more discounted rate.
00:44:46 It's not gonna happen!
00:44:48 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:44:51 Hey, I said I got this!
00:44:54 Oh, do you have it?
00:44:55 [crash]
00:44:56 [screaming]
00:44:57 [screaming]
00:44:58 [screaming]
00:44:59 [screaming]
00:45:00 [screaming]
00:45:01 [screaming]
00:45:02 Hey! Hey!
00:45:03 I don't know what you got going on with Bridget,
00:45:05 and quite honestly, I don't give a fuck.
00:45:07 But if you try that again,
00:45:09 I promise you this will be your last Easter.
00:45:12 Get out of my sight!
00:45:14 This don't feel right, Sal.
00:45:17 Hey, since when do you have a conscience?
00:45:20 Hey, you think maybe I can ride bitch?
00:45:29 Got a feeling it's gonna get real awkward back here.
00:45:32 Get in the car.
00:45:35 [sighs]
00:45:37 Move over.
00:45:40 I should have let them beat you.
00:45:41 I knew it was gonna get awkward back here.
00:45:43 What is the one thing in this world that means more to me than anything else, huh?
00:45:53 Lissette.
00:45:55 Okay.
00:45:56 What are the two things that mean the world to me?
00:45:58 Me and Lissette.
00:46:00 Damn it, guy.
00:46:01 [sighs]
00:46:03 Weed. Your Xbox. I don't know.
00:46:05 No, senorita Daisy is what?
00:46:07 She means the world to me, Bec, and you know that.
00:46:09 She's moving. She's moving.
00:46:11 Get on.
00:46:12 Okay.
00:46:13 Vamanos.
00:46:15 Vamanos.
00:46:17 Vamanos.
00:46:18 Hey, OG.
00:46:36 Huh?
00:46:37 So your dog's collar is not on your dog, but on Jessica's purse.
00:46:40 Right.
00:46:41 Right, so what if we're tracking a dude who stole a purse, not her?
00:46:43 Nice. Way to keep the hope alive.
00:46:45 Hey, yes, maybe we are following some purse snatcher, not my wife,
00:46:48 but my hope is that one will lead to the other.
00:46:50 Oh, I feel like I can expect to catch it, man.
00:46:52 So we good then, right?
00:46:53 Nah. Depends on how this all ends.
00:46:55 Nah. Just let it go.
00:46:57 No, you let it go, Bec.
00:46:58 Oh.
00:46:59 You let it go.
00:47:00 [sighs]
00:47:02 Maybe she just magically appeared.
00:47:05 Well, maybe it's a sign.
00:47:07 Nah, that's more like a billboard.
00:47:09 Signs are smaller.
00:47:14 Becca, you are a genius!
00:47:16 The sign is a sign! It's a sign, right?
00:47:18 It's gotta be a sign.
00:47:20 You see that, Mickey?
00:47:21 Now pull over in the next stop, 'cause I gotta pee.
00:47:23 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:24 As long as the collar's going, so are we.
00:47:26 Wait, what happened?
00:47:32 Is it frozen? What happened?
00:47:33 It stopped. Lionel stopped!
00:47:35 Hey, at least wherever she is, she's not moving.
00:47:37 It's a good thing, man.
00:47:38 And how is that a good thing?
00:47:40 I guess it's time to catch up.
00:47:41 Yeah, not if we have to stop.
00:47:43 Your call, but my bladder is about to blow.
00:47:45 Oh, not if you did not.
00:47:47 The collar is still moving.
00:47:51 Just drop, trow, and go.
00:47:53 Drop, trow, and go.
00:47:54 Stop moving, Jesus.
00:47:55 [car door slams]
00:47:56 Yo! Yo! Yo!
00:48:17 What?
00:48:18 You gotta come see this!
00:48:19 What'd you find?
00:48:20 Come on!
00:48:21 What happened, man?
00:48:23 [car door slams]
00:48:24 Is that blood?
00:48:30 Yeah, it looks like it.
00:48:31 Those holes are from a non-Millie, man.
00:48:37 This could be from anything or anyone.
00:48:39 None of this means Jessica was even here, son.
00:48:41 No.
00:48:44 Bet this does.
00:48:46 That's nasty.
00:48:49 Yo, isn't that one of the dolls that Abuela makes?
00:48:52 Damn, that thing looks just like you, son.
00:48:54 The collar's moving.
00:48:59 Let's go.
00:49:00 No, hey!
00:49:01 Shouldn't we call the cops?
00:49:05 Next paradiso.
00:49:06 We gotta go!
00:49:07 Like now!
00:49:11 Yo, I'm serious.
00:49:14 They got my cousin.
00:49:15 Who the hell's got your cousin?
00:49:16 I don't know who.
00:49:17 All I know is we found a Santeria doll floating in the shitter.
00:49:20 Are you for real?
00:49:21 What? I told you I had to be.
00:49:23 Come on, I told you to drip dry.
00:49:24 Let's go, man.
00:49:25 Ma'am, maybe he's still there.
00:49:28 You got the pump open?
00:49:30 For real? They ain't gonna do shit.
00:49:32 Let's go!
00:49:33 Carajo.
00:49:35 Let's go!
00:49:38 Dang it!
00:49:39 I'm going!
00:49:40 Let's go, yes.
00:49:45 Right now.
00:49:46 Let's go.
00:49:47 Oh, yeah.
00:49:48 Oh, what are you doing?
00:49:49 Nobody's busting you because they see me.
00:49:51 Let him make.
00:49:52 You know what it's like to want control, don't you?
00:49:53 Come on.
00:49:55 Okay.
00:49:56 Okay, we're going.
00:49:58 We're going.
00:50:00 We're coming.
00:50:01 We're going.
00:50:03 [Ding]
00:50:04 [Ding]
00:50:06 [Ding]
00:50:07 I don't know who you are or why you're here.
00:50:22 Actually, I don't give a shit.
00:50:23 What I give a shit about is my money.
00:50:25 Do you have my money, sweetheart?
00:50:28 No, I don't.
00:50:29 Leave her be, Nicky.
00:50:31 This is between you and me.
00:50:32 What is this?
00:50:36 Since when do you give a shit about anybody but yourself, Bridget?
00:50:40 You don't do loyal.
00:50:42 What is this?
00:50:49 A fucking joke?
00:50:50 This doesn't even cover the vague.
00:50:53 Not to mention,
00:50:58 the money you owe me from all those scams you've been pulling on my floor.
00:51:01 And I want what I loaned you back.
00:51:04 And I think you better figure something out because
00:51:07 you might have to wind up paying me with your life.
00:51:09 Or even worse,
00:51:12 with hers.
00:51:14 Her husband works at a bank.
00:51:18 And what the fuck does that mean to me?
00:51:20 It doesn't. Nothing. It means nothing.
00:51:22 He's an IT guy.
00:51:25 He presses buttons and he figures that he doesn't handle the money.
00:51:30 I bet he's got his hands on the wire transfers.
00:51:33 No, he doesn't.
00:51:35 Let me burn.
00:51:37 Let's give hubby a little call.
00:51:39 I'm fucking done here.
00:51:41 [Music]
00:52:11 Yo.
00:52:12 Where are we gonna find her?
00:52:14 Just follow the collar.
00:52:19 Let's get moving.
00:52:21 I got my hands tied here.
00:52:25 No, Sal. My hands are tied here.
00:52:27 You know what I mean.
00:52:29 I can't do nothing for you.
00:52:30 Aw, hanging your cape already, Superman?
00:52:32 You know what? Go fuck yourself, Bridget.
00:52:34 Don't act like some savior or something.
00:52:36 I want my son back.
00:52:37 And I don't.
00:52:38 I don't see you risking your life for nobody.
00:52:40 I hate to interrupt couples therapy, but what the hell is going on here?
00:52:45 I need a smoke.
00:52:48 And I'm gonna let you two spend some time together and figure out what the hell this is.
00:52:52 Wait.
00:52:53 [Music]
00:53:00 Is that pay?
00:53:02 Watch WOW. Watch where you're going.
00:53:04 You too.
00:53:05 Follow.
00:53:06 NFC? That's the problem these days.
00:53:09 There's no fucking class, man.
00:53:11 Damn it.
00:53:26 We need a keycard to access the floor.
00:53:28 What are we gonna do?
00:53:29 I don't know.
00:53:30 Wait a second.
00:53:33 You just said NFC before.
00:53:35 Yeah, and? What do people with no fucking class got to do with this?
00:53:38 Becker!
00:53:40 Hey, what are you doing, man?
00:53:41 Becker, you did it again! NFC!
00:53:43 Near-field communications.
00:53:45 It's a set of communications protocol that enables two electronic devices to talk to each other.
00:53:50 Okay.
00:53:52 Yeah, what he said.
00:53:53 I don't know.
00:53:54 Damn it.
00:53:58 Come on, come on. Do it again. You got this.
00:54:00 This don't look good. I really have to pee.
00:54:02 Ta-da!
00:54:04 Go!
00:54:05 Dang, he really is a magician.
00:54:06 Fuck!
00:54:10 God!
00:54:14 God, all this and for what?
00:54:17 A baby.
00:54:20 God, you have no shame.
00:54:22 You don't get it.
00:54:24 When you're fighting to get your child back, shame doesn't get factored in.
00:54:29 God damn it.
00:54:30 God.
00:54:32 Oh God, this was such a mistake.
00:54:34 There are no mistakes.
00:54:36 Happy little accidents.
00:54:38 Did you just quote Bob Ross?
00:54:42 I am sorry I got you cut up in my drama.
00:54:50 Yeah, well, you should be.
00:54:53 You know, as a mother desperate to get her child back, you should know better than to toy with someone who only wants what you have.
00:55:01 What I had.
00:55:02 What's the best way out?
00:55:10 What? Why?
00:55:13 You plan on magically disappearing?
00:55:15 No, you work here.
00:55:16 There have to be employee only entrances and exits.
00:55:19 Yeah, but unless we get untied somehow, I don't think we can run with a pull up our ass.
00:55:26 [sigh]
00:55:27 What are you doing?
00:55:31 Shh.
00:55:32 Houdini used to slow his breath down to almost nothing in order to escape.
00:55:53 Escape.
00:55:55 [gasp]
00:56:02 You, you got loose?
00:56:04 Ta fucking da.
00:56:06 Nice, untie me.
00:56:08 Tell me the best way out.
00:56:10 Untie me and I'll show you.
00:56:12 No, tell me the best way out first and I'll think about it.
00:56:15 Are you freaking kidding me? What happened to a life for a life, hmm?
00:56:18 Clearly, that wasn't a real thing.
00:56:20 Untie me, you need me.
00:56:22 No, not as much as you need me.
00:56:24 [gasp]
00:56:27 Shh.
00:56:29 Look, look, look, look, look, there's a hidden shaft in the hall over there.
00:56:34 Okay, at least so that we can get you, we can get out that way.
00:56:36 If you want to do the other one.
00:56:37 Shit, sit, sit, sit.
00:56:40 [panting]
00:56:41 No.
00:56:47 No matter what's on the other side of these doors, just remember, we're doing this for Jessica.
00:57:02 [knocking]
00:57:07 [knocking]
00:57:09 [sigh]
00:57:11 Hmm.
00:57:14 Ta-da.
00:57:15 Yo, you serious?
00:57:24 G, are you sure this is where he's at?
00:57:27 This is where the tracker led us, so let's not rush to judgment.
00:57:30 Ah, no judgment here.
00:57:32 [cheering]
00:57:34 Hey, do not get distracted, we're here to find Lionel's collar, okay?
00:57:37 You.
00:57:40 Come here, baby.
00:57:41 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not every soldier survives, I need you.
00:57:45 Come on, stay focused, soldier.
00:57:47 Oh, I'm focused.
00:57:48 Oh my God, there's Lionel's collar.
00:57:58 Becca, look, it's Lionel's collar!
00:58:00 What? Where?
00:58:01 Eyes off, there!
00:58:03 [gasp]
00:58:04 Yo, that dude had his ass all in your face and you didn't catch the collar?
00:58:08 I'm not looking at his neck, man.
00:58:10 Red party.
00:58:16 Hut.
00:58:18 I don't do lap dance for dudes, man.
00:58:20 I'm not here for a dance, I'm here for that.
00:58:22 This?
00:58:23 Yeah.
00:58:24 Nice, right? Kind of lost and found, but...
00:58:26 It's my wife's!
00:58:27 You mean it was your wife's.
00:58:30 I was just having the first second.
00:58:32 Oh yes, you could be out with women.
00:58:33 You could be out with women, take your baby out of your house, but I can't have her for a second.
00:58:37 Oh, you going in?
00:58:38 That's my wife!
00:58:39 What are you doing? Do you understand marriage?
00:58:41 Please!
00:58:42 God, you're like a human flip-flop!
00:58:45 Well, did you know that choking on mozzarella is the third leading cause of death in Italy?
00:58:49 Get out of here.
00:58:50 Oh, shit.
00:58:51 Let's just take care of this.
00:58:52 What's his number?
00:58:54 Please don't involve him.
00:58:56 I didn't, you did.
00:58:58 What's his number?
00:58:59 Sal, no!
00:59:00 Bridge, stay out of this.
00:59:02 I need you to give me his number and I need you to tell him to transfer the money into a private account.
00:59:08 It has nothing to do with this.
00:59:11 Let me make something super duper clear to you.
00:59:15 If you refuse, Nick's gonna have Gio beat it out of you.
00:59:18 And I'm pretty sure after that dinger you gave him, he'd be more than happy to follow orders.
00:59:23 Oh, you have no idea.
00:59:26 I have no idea.
00:59:27 Let's go. I don't have all day.
00:59:33 Give him to him, Jess. He means what he says.
00:59:36 'Cause I'm a man of my word.
00:59:37 'Cause you're a puppet who obeys his master.
00:59:40 Hey, watch your mouth!
00:59:41 Am I wrong?
00:59:42 555-9371.
00:59:46 Good girl. Now follow my lead.
00:59:51 [Sighs]
00:59:53 [Phone rings]
00:59:58 Get up, man. Come on.
01:00:00 Come on!
01:00:01 Come on!
01:00:03 Hello?
01:00:05 Gordon! Oh my God, thank God you picked up!
01:00:08 Are you okay?
01:00:10 I'm not done with you.
01:00:12 Oh!
01:00:13 Where are you?
01:00:15 Where are you?
01:00:18 Me in Atlantic City, looking for you.
01:00:20 What? Wow! How'd you know?
01:00:24 What part of "AC"?
01:00:25 Uh, uh, Gordon, um, where exactly are you?
01:00:29 We were at the parody cell.
01:00:32 We? Who's we?
01:00:33 Becca and Maggie. We needed a car, so...
01:00:37 Uh, um, Gordon, I need you to listen to me. Um...
01:00:42 I'm in trouble.
01:00:44 And it's a long story.
01:00:47 But I need money.
01:00:48 Jess, what's going on?
01:00:50 Are you hurt?
01:00:51 No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just, um...
01:00:54 I really need you to hear me out.
01:00:56 I... I just need you to listen and not panic.
01:01:01 You're in trouble, and you need money, and you want me to not panic?
01:01:06 Are you kidding me, Jess?
01:01:08 Tell him to drop his baggage.
01:01:10 And he needs to do this alone. You hear me?
01:01:13 Jess? Jess, are you there?
01:01:15 Yeah, yeah, hey, I'm here. Um, Gordy, Gordy...
01:01:19 I need you to figure out a way to wire...
01:01:23 Thomas.
01:01:25 Ten thousand dollars?
01:01:32 Ten K? I only... He only brought five.
01:01:34 I'm sorry. What's going on? Who's that in the background?
01:01:37 Shh, shh, shh. Don't move. I'm okay.
01:01:44 I'm sorry. Who's that in the background?
01:01:46 It's nothing. It's nobody. Nobody's here.
01:01:53 Okay. Gordon, I just... I... Gordon, I need you to figure out a way to wire ten thousand dollars,
01:02:00 transfer it over to...
01:02:02 What? Jess, where am I going to get ten thousand dollars?
01:02:05 Figure it out. Here's the account number.
01:02:09 It's nine one nine nine four six one five one three.
01:02:14 Oh, and if I didn't say this before, no cops.
01:02:18 No... cops.
01:02:21 Are we clear?
01:02:23 Yeah. Yeah, we're clear.
01:02:26 Good.
01:02:27 But I'm going to need a computer. An air-gapped computer to open an RDP.
01:02:31 That's a remote desktop protocol to launch CryptoCat to access the files.
01:02:35 Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm going to have one of my boys come down and pick you up,
01:02:39 and he's going to escort you to my boss's office, where then you can figure out...
01:02:43 No. No. I get to see my wife first, or no deal.
01:02:49 Oh. Okay. It seems like hubby is willing to gamble with your life, huh?
01:02:55 Hey, big guy! You want your money or not?
01:02:58 Quiggy just given him the money.
01:03:00 No, it's okay. He's in AC. He wants to take chances. I get it.
01:03:05 Yeah, damn straight. So have your boy meet me under the magic show marquee, and don't forget to bring my wife!
01:03:10 Yeah, sounds good.
01:03:12 Oh my God.
01:03:17 Oh, that felt good.
01:03:20 Hey, don't you move!
01:03:23 Whoa, I just messed a collar without a belt. Come on!
01:03:26 One more.
01:03:27 Have a fun wedding.
01:03:32 No baggage.
01:03:44 Huh? Who are you calling baggage?
01:03:46 I have to do this alone.
01:03:47 Alone? What are you talking about? Who was on the phone that got you talking all crazy?
01:03:51 It wasn't the phone call that got him all crazy. Trust me.
01:03:53 Hey, hey, hey! Let him go. We got this.
01:03:56 Beck.
01:03:57 Beck.
01:03:58 ♪ Fire, fire in your eyes ♪
01:04:03 ♪ Mama said, "Oh man, the love gonna hurt" ♪
01:04:10 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:04:18 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:04:33 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
01:04:42 Jackpot.
01:04:46 ♪ I'm so cold ♪
01:04:52 ♪ I'm so afraid ♪
01:04:55 ♪ Let me go ♪
01:04:58 ♪ Let me be ♪
01:05:01 ♪ Hands to the sky ♪
01:05:03 ♪ On your knees ♪
01:05:06 ♪ Not giving up ♪
01:05:09 ♪ A phone call ♪
01:05:11 Now here's what's gonna happen, Bridge.
01:05:13 Gio's gonna cut you loose, and then I'm gonna follow after.
01:05:17 Untie them.
01:05:19 Yo, what the fuck?
01:05:25 Hey, get over here!
01:05:27 Wait, G! Get her!
01:05:28 I'll get Bridge.
01:05:29 Hop up, hop.
01:05:30 Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:05:33 Okay.
01:05:34 [screams]
01:05:40 Not again!
01:05:45 Hi, Bridge.
01:05:53 Don't watch it, Bridge.
01:05:57 Change of plans.
01:05:59 You call Hubby, and you tell him to come up here right now.
01:06:02 We're gonna play by my rules.
01:06:04 G!
01:06:06 You're lucky.
01:06:15 Shh.
01:06:16 Hola, mamita hermosa.
01:06:38 Chase!
01:06:43 Stop.
01:06:45 All right, Tyler.
01:06:46 It's just a simple transfer.
01:06:47 Sit, sit.
01:06:48 I promise everything's gonna be okay, baby.
01:06:49 Sit.
01:06:50 You wanna tell me what you and Bridge had going on here?
01:06:53 It's complicated.
01:06:59 Well, make it uncomplicated.
01:07:02 Uh, we were gonna do, like, a life for a life kind of exchange.
01:07:11 What does that even mean?
01:07:13 [sighs]
01:07:14 She was gonna sell me her eggs for a one-time discounted price.
01:07:19 Wait, hold on.
01:07:20 Let me get this straight.
01:07:22 Bridge was gonna sell you her eggs so you could do what with them?
01:07:26 You making an omelet?
01:07:27 She was never gonna go through with it.
01:07:32 Thank God for that.
01:07:33 Hey!
01:07:34 That woman is the mother to my son.
01:07:36 You would have been lucky to have a breed with you.
01:07:38 What?
01:07:39 Well, if you feel that way, then why aren't you helping her?
01:07:42 Why are you helping Nikki?
01:07:44 I think it's time for you to mind your business.
01:07:46 Get to work, Houdini, and I'll consider letting you both live.
01:08:08 [sighs]
01:08:09 My mom is gonna flip when she sees this.
01:08:17 I just don't want it to scar, you know?
01:08:21 Buddy, you writing a novel over there?
01:08:23 Just alerting the bank about the transfer.
01:08:27 Since it's such a large amount, we don't want any red flags.
01:08:29 Yeah, I'm just unexpectedly popping up, you know?
01:08:33 Okay. Transferring the bitcoins now.
01:08:38 Oh, oh, oh, bitcoins.
01:08:40 I don't know if Nikki's gonna like that.
01:08:42 Why not?
01:08:43 Bitcoins have a much higher exchange rate.
01:08:45 Enough with the bullshit, okay? It's not cash.
01:08:47 Yeah, but you work in a casino.
01:08:49 You can easily sell the bitcoins in exchange for, you know, more traditional currency.
01:08:52 No, no, no, no. Fuck that.
01:08:53 We want hard cash.
01:08:54 I don't have hard cash.
01:08:56 What I have are bitcoins, which, by the way, are worth more and are intraceable.
01:09:00 Intraceable?
01:09:01 I don't know. He could be right. I don't know. He could be right.
01:09:09 Is he or isn't he?
01:09:10 I will Google it.
01:09:11 Do you want your fucking money or not?
01:09:13 Enough out of you.
01:09:14 Hi.
01:09:16 I wouldn't mislead you.
01:09:20 I'm with my wife's wife on the line.
01:09:25 Just hurry up. Just get it done.
01:09:28 Got it.
01:09:29 [phone ringing]
01:09:31 Yeah, what?
01:09:35 Are you fucking kidding me?
01:09:39 Does Nicky know?
01:09:42 What'd he say?
01:09:44 That bitch.
01:09:47 Yeah, okay. Copy.
01:09:50 What's up?
01:09:51 Somebody called in a bomb threat.
01:09:53 They want to evacuate the hotel.
01:09:58 Well, what did Nicky say?
01:10:00 He said to stand our ground.
01:10:02 So he thinks it's a prank?
01:10:05 Nah, probably just a burning bridge.
01:10:09 [music]
01:10:12 [music]
01:10:14 [music]
01:10:17 [music]
01:10:45 And the transfer is...
01:10:49 Complete.
01:10:50 About fucking time.
01:10:54 Call Nicky, tell him to check his account.
01:10:57 Yo, put Nicky on the phone.
01:11:01 Go!
01:11:02 [music]
01:11:03 Come on, baby!
01:11:05 What are you doing?
01:11:08 Put out the fire!
01:11:09 [music]
01:11:14 I'm looking for Nicky!
01:11:15 What?
01:11:16 What the fuck is going on up there, Sally?
01:11:18 Why am I getting calls about you not fighting?
01:11:20 [music]
01:11:22 Hey, hey, hey!
01:11:25 Oh my God!
01:11:28 Oh my God!
01:11:29 Let me look!
01:11:30 Oh my God, you're bleeding!
01:11:32 This is what you wear on your balls on you!
01:11:34 You're talking about my balls, Jessica!
01:11:36 This is what I got myself!
01:11:38 It's fresh!
01:11:39 I can't!
01:11:42 I'm not going to let this go.
01:11:44 [music]
01:11:46 What are you doing?
01:11:53 Oh, man, you're bathing.
01:11:59 Okay.
01:12:04 [music]
01:12:10 Are you ready?
01:12:11 I've already been shot.
01:12:13 I know the pain.
01:12:15 [music]
01:12:17 Too late, too late!
01:12:26 Get out of the front!
01:12:27 Get back in!
01:12:28 Jordan!
01:12:29 [screams]
01:12:30 [applause]
01:12:38 [music]
01:12:40 [panting]
01:12:56 Don't stop, don't stop.
01:12:58 Don't stop.
01:12:59 Okay.
01:13:00 Oh, yes!
01:13:03 Stay still.
01:13:04 I don't want to cut you.
01:13:05 We've got to find a place to hide.
01:13:07 What?
01:13:08 We can't let him dress up now.
01:13:14 We can at least try to blend in, you know?
01:13:16 Hide in plain sight.
01:13:17 Here.
01:13:18 [screams]
01:13:21 Okay.
01:13:22 It's been an easy job.
01:13:34 We got the girls, we got the money.
01:13:36 Let's go.
01:13:37 Shit.
01:13:40 You know, I read that Houdini had a few run-ins with guys with guns.
01:13:48 And he never threw a punch, he never fought.
01:13:50 He just changed his outfit and he would slip out the back, just like us.
01:13:54 Look.
01:13:59 Little disappearing bombs.
01:14:05 Oh, my God.
01:14:06 I escaped using the Houdini breathing you always talk about.
01:14:09 I inhaled for five, held for three, and I exhaled for eight, and then I held--
01:14:12 That's awesome, babe.
01:14:13 Look, let's get you tucked away in here, and then I'm going to find a spot.
01:14:16 No, absolutely not.
01:14:17 We are not separating now.
01:14:19 We can both fit.
01:14:20 But, yes.
01:14:22 [applause]
01:14:24 Come on.
01:14:30 Get in.
01:14:34 [door opens]
01:14:35 Courtney?
01:14:40 Yeah?
01:14:41 I'm really sorry.
01:14:43 I don't know what I was thinking.
01:14:45 I was just-- I was trying to be more open-minded.
01:14:47 I love you, Jess, but not now.
01:14:50 It's just, you know, I kept telling myself that if--
01:14:53 if I really wanted to be a mother, buying someone else's ex shouldn't be an issue.
01:14:57 But it-- it was. It just was.
01:15:00 I know.
01:15:02 And then I met Bridget, and I just-- I thought that--
01:15:04 What?
01:15:05 What? You thought she was our best shot?
01:15:08 No, I just--
01:15:10 that she was a real person, that I can talk to her, that she's not just a piece of paper.
01:15:15 [gasps]
01:15:18 Oh, my God, what's happening?
01:15:20 And now, my love, there's a very special treat for you all.
01:15:24 An Easter surprise of sorts.
01:15:26 Bring out...
01:15:30 the tomb.
01:15:32 [applause]
01:15:34 Oh, shit.
01:15:38 Now, everyone knows the story of the resurrection, yes?
01:15:42 Where once a man was locked away inside the tomb,
01:15:45 and in the morning, he was gone.
01:15:47 Magic? Perhaps.
01:15:49 Or was it more?
01:15:51 Who here wants to follow in those glorious footsteps
01:15:55 and see if we can't send you to the other side?
01:15:58 A volunteer from the audience.
01:16:00 Here, me! Me!
01:16:01 And how about you, my dear?
01:16:03 That's right. I've known you some fucking years.
01:16:05 Get it, girl! Let's get resurrection up in here!
01:16:08 Get it!
01:16:09 [applause]
01:16:11 Oh, Jesus.
01:16:13 Now, tell us your name and where you are from.
01:16:16 I'm Rebecca, and I'm from Brooklyn.
01:16:18 [imitates a cat meowing]
01:16:19 [screams]
01:16:20 Oh, yes, Rebecca.
01:16:22 It's Andrea.
01:16:23 Wonderful.
01:16:25 Yes, well, maestro, can I get a drumroll, please?
01:16:28 [drumroll]
01:16:29 Rebecca, if you would, please step inside the empty tomb.
01:16:35 [screams]
01:16:36 That's my heavy!
01:16:37 What the--?
01:16:38 Ta-da!
01:16:43 [applause]
01:16:44 Don't let him do that!
01:16:46 Holy Jesus.
01:16:47 [gunshot]
01:16:48 [cheers]
01:16:49 Go, go, go!
01:16:50 [gunshot]
01:16:51 Danny, why don't you take five minutes
01:16:54 while we reset the stage for the next performance?
01:16:56 Will do, Mr. Mendoza.
01:16:58 Now, where were we?
01:17:06 [drumroll]
01:17:08 [laughter]
01:17:21 [indistinct chatter]
01:17:23 All hands on deck in the theater.
01:17:27 All hands on deck.
01:17:29 Oh, yes, please help me, sir.
01:17:31 They have my girl.
01:17:33 Oh, can we get a drink, please?
01:17:36 Oh, damn.
01:17:42 Hey.
01:17:44 Looking for a good time?
01:17:46 What?
01:17:47 No.
01:17:49 Oh, my God, you're so cute.
01:17:51 But I'm a taken man.
01:17:53 And actually, you know what?
01:17:54 My girl is trapped inside right now in a magic theater,
01:17:56 and there's a bunch of dudes with guns,
01:17:58 and they're trying to kill her.
01:18:00 Shh.
01:18:03 Cash is king.
01:18:06 I get you some cash, you get your girl back.
01:18:09 Seriously?
01:18:11 All right, what do I got to do?
01:18:13 Follow me.
01:18:16 [phone ringing]
01:18:18 All available agents report to the theater immediately.
01:18:27 Here, help me out.
01:18:40 Oh, this is kind of sketchy.
01:18:42 What are we looking for?
01:18:43 A key.
01:18:44 Where's the money?
01:18:45 Just keep looking.
01:18:46 Go, go.
01:18:47 Oh, my God.
01:18:53 A round key, a square key.
01:18:55 What kind of key?
01:18:56 A bluegrass key, a phoenix.
01:18:59 Does anyone have eyes on bridge?
01:19:01 You're talking about like a lockbox key?
01:19:04 I really need a cigarette.
01:19:07 Okay.
01:19:09 [grunts]
01:19:11 Jackpot.
01:19:13 You got it?
01:19:14 Shit.
01:19:15 What happened?
01:19:16 It doesn't work.
01:19:17 Wait, I have an idea.
01:19:18 Hold on, hold on.
01:19:19 Give me a second.
01:19:20 It doesn't work.
01:19:21 Hold up, I got a bump key right here.
01:19:23 Never passed a bump before?
01:19:25 [music]
01:19:26 Come on.
01:19:28 Hand me the stapler.
01:19:30 This baby can open anything.
01:19:32 Come on.
01:19:34 [music]
01:19:38 No.
01:19:39 [music]
01:19:42 Are you serious?
01:19:44 Oh.
01:19:45 Yes.
01:19:46 Am I on a hit camera show right now?
01:19:48 Nope.
01:19:49 Realistic guess, come on.
01:19:51 Hawaii, here I come.
01:19:54 Oh, good bye, G-brand.
01:19:57 This was not exactly how I intended to spend my Easter.
01:20:01 But, here we are.
01:20:04 You got your money.
01:20:06 I transferred everything into your account just like you asked.
01:20:10 Yes, you did.
01:20:12 But you see, I got another little problem.
01:20:15 I lost a lot of business tonight because of all of you.
01:20:18 And I was just wondering, who's going to pay me back for that?
01:20:22 Any ideas?
01:20:24 Look, I think if we all just stay calm.
01:20:30 And we can find a resolution that works for everybody.
01:20:36 You know, I mean, we have options here.
01:20:39 Options?
01:20:41 Options are good.
01:20:43 Is that so?
01:20:44 Yeah.
01:20:45 I'm assuming you're talking bitcoins again?
01:20:47 Yep.
01:20:48 I hear Sal agreed to, uh...
01:20:52 Hey, where is Sal?
01:20:54 I don't know.
01:20:56 Forget him. I'll deal with him later, you hear me?
01:20:58 I'm loud and clear, Nicky.
01:21:00 You want loyal? Here's loyal.
01:21:02 Uncle Nick Whitman.
01:21:03 What the hell is this?
01:21:08 Yes!
01:21:13 Everybody hands up!
01:21:15 Yes!
01:21:16 Hands up!
01:21:18 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:21:20 Stop, stop! Hands behind your back right now. Right now.
01:21:23 Stop. Hands behind your back.
01:21:27 Move on.
01:21:28 Stop.
01:21:33 Hey!
01:21:36 Yes!
01:21:40 [music]
01:21:42 I thought you were tired of chasing me down.
01:22:08 Well, I am.
01:22:10 Good.
01:22:12 What if you stopped running?
01:22:20 Put down some rubles.
01:22:23 What, drive off into the sunset?
01:22:26 Start somewhere fresh?
01:22:27 Just you and me?
01:22:29 And our boy?
01:22:37 Are you sure about that?
01:22:39 You're not gonna miss the fast life?
01:22:42 Not if I have you in mind.
01:22:45 You getting soft on me?
01:22:50 Maybe.
01:22:52 Come here.
01:22:54 Come here.
01:22:55 You drive.
01:23:21 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Where you going with my baby, man?
01:23:26 You got the wrong person here. Come on.
01:23:33 Come on, knock it off.
01:23:34 Do you know who I am?
01:23:35 Hey, come on, just, hey, would you just let me call my mom, please, all right?
01:23:38 So, game over?
01:23:41 For Kramer and those guys.
01:23:43 What's happening?
01:23:44 Ow, ow, ow! Hey, watch it! I took a bullet in the hammy, you know?
01:23:48 What's happening?
01:23:49 No sweat, babe. Handcuffs or child fight.
01:23:51 Oh, my God, my God, my God.
01:23:53 It's his protocol.
01:23:54 Please, girls.
01:23:55 Do we need a lawyer?
01:23:56 Watch your head. Watch your head, officer, please.
01:23:59 Oh, thank you, baby.
01:24:00 I can't believe this.
01:24:01 You have more eyes, baby.
01:24:02 Watch this. He has a bad hip!
01:24:04 Oh, that smarts.
01:24:05 Cordy, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
01:24:13 For what?
01:24:14 This is the most excitement we've had in years.
01:24:18 We almost died.
01:24:20 Yeah, I know. It was exciting.
01:24:25 Jess, we've been putting so much pressure on this whole baby thing that we've forgotten how to live.
01:24:31 You're right.
01:24:33 I guess I just, I got so caught up in it all, you know?
01:24:40 I just really wanted us to have that happy storybook ending.
01:24:46 I kind of like this ending better.
01:24:48 Yeah, me too.
01:25:08 Last Whole Bank CEO Dustin Kramer lost his appeal today and will begin serving his prison sentence.
01:25:15 Kramer was indicted two years ago for embezzlement and money laundering.
01:25:20 Do you have a comment, sir?
01:25:24 Kiss my little dog.
01:25:26 Kiss my little dog.
01:25:28 Kiss my little dog.
01:25:31 Yeah.
01:25:32 [Music]
01:26:00 [Screaming]
01:26:13 It's right here. It's right there.
01:26:18 Stephanie, you need to get the coins.
01:26:20 Get the coins, please.
01:26:21 Stephanie, you need to get all the coins. You got it?
01:26:23 And Stephanie's going to go tonight.
01:26:25 Stephanie, go back.
01:26:27 [Music]
01:26:35 Mommy.
01:26:36 Hey.
01:26:38 Where's my perfect girl?
01:26:41 Is Papa doing a good job?
01:26:48 Yeah.
01:26:50 Yay.
01:26:52 Bravo, bravo.
01:26:53 [Music]
01:26:59 Dance party.
01:27:01 And freeze.
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