Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 19th April 2024
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:03 Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:07 Friends, you must have heard that magic is very powerful.
00:12 It can change many things.
00:15 Today I will tell you a mantra, a method to perform magic.
00:19 It is called 'Mehboob Kadmo Mein'.
00:21 Magic is when the enemy comes at your feet.
00:25 What is that mantra?
00:27 It is a sweet saying.
00:29 It is called 'Ben Franklin Effect'.
00:33 Benjamin Franklin was a great politician of America.
00:37 He had an enemy who was in the same parliament.
00:39 He never missed a chance to harass him, to speak against him
00:44 or to take any action that would make him angry,
00:48 defame him or harm him.
00:51 One day someone said to him,
00:53 "This man is against you and he will definitely harm you."
00:58 He replied, "I can turn him into my friend in a few moments with my magic."
01:05 He went to him and said,
01:09 "There are some great books in your house that you speak so well.
01:13 I want to understand your point of view.
01:17 Can you give me the best book you have for a few days?"
01:21 The enemy was shocked.
01:23 He said, "Firstly, he is talking to me and secondly, he asked me for a favour.
01:28 It is like asking a friend for a favour.
01:30 He gave me the book.
01:32 He read the book and returned it to me.
01:33 I thanked him and he remained his best friend till his last breath.
01:41 This is magic. But the problem is that the man had manliness,
01:47 courage, courage and courage.
01:51 If you think that you are a wrestler by defaming your enemy
01:55 and you have courage, courage and manliness,
01:57 then this is not manliness.
01:58 You need the real courage and strength
02:02 when you approach your enemy and speak to him with love.
02:09 There is nothing more courageous than this
02:11 and there is nothing more manly than this.
02:14 Let's start today's show with this message.
02:17 Today, we will take you to the Academy of Musicians
02:20 and see what they are doing there.
02:22 Mr. Haroon, I still don't understand
02:23 why there are small rays instead of moustaches.
02:26 Why are there small rays?
02:29 Here.
02:30 You are the one who plays the drums.
02:34 Have you ever seen Mahdi Hassan?
02:37 Yes. - He had the same moustache.
02:39 He looks like you.
02:41 He was a very delicate and delicate man.
02:42 Mahdi Hassan can sing well.
02:45 He was a delicate and delicate man.
02:47 You are delicate.
02:49 But he is honest.
02:51 No one can replace Mahdi Hassan.
02:53 I will not let you sit with him.
02:55 He shaves his moustache.
03:00 What are you interested in?
03:02 Mr. Haroon, look at the four people sitting here.
03:04 They have such thin moustaches.
03:06 What is this?
03:06 You are thin. You have to shave your moustache.
03:09 You are thin. Where is the wisdom?
03:13 You can try it on your moustache.
03:16 When everything has a signature tune
03:19 our family is very happy.
03:21 I see.
03:22 These are the people of beardism.
03:24 Yes. Mr. Khan's father signed it and left.
03:27 I was thinking..
03:32 You think a lot.
03:33 You will not be able to think.
03:35 You think a lot.
03:36 You think a lot and you will not be able to think.
03:39 Think a lot and you will grow a big head.
03:42 Who is he?
03:45 He is our student. He has been here for three to four days.
03:47 He has been here for three to four days.
03:49 He has not washed his clothes yet. He is a student.
03:51 He is a student but he is sitting here.
03:53 He is sitting here with a moustache.
03:54 I don't like to sing.
03:57 What have you come to learn?
03:58 I have come to learn the art of your shoes.
04:01 I want to learn something in 57 days.
04:04 You don't know how to talk in 57 days.
04:07 First learn to breathe.
04:08 I know how to breathe.
04:09 Tell him.
04:10 He is doing it.
04:15 He will tell you.
04:16 "Don't lose the beauty of the boat."
04:24 Wow!
04:27 "Don't lose the beauty of the boat."
04:34 Wow!
04:35 "My heart is a boat."
04:41 "Don't lose the beauty of the boat."
04:47 Wow!
04:49 Very nice.
04:51 Do you know how to sing?
04:53 He used to sing like this when he was beaten up.
04:59 I don't know how to sing.
05:01 I am here and I can sing.
05:03 You will sing songs.
05:05 Your father is also a Khan.
05:07 Which Khan is your father?
05:09 Khan is Rustam Khan.
05:11 Khan is Rustam Khan.
05:13 Yes.
05:14 His grandfather's name was Sohrab.
05:16 He devoted his life to something.
05:19 What was that?
05:20 He made a water.
05:22 Yes.
05:23 God!
05:24 He travelled the desert to make it.
05:26 Himalayas, the seven seas, the mountains.
05:31 He didn't leave any place.
05:32 Is he a fool?
05:34 Sir, he made a boat.
05:41 What?
05:42 A boat.
05:43 What is that?
05:44 He drank the water once.
05:46 He never sang a song.
05:48 He won't sing.
05:49 He is struggling.
05:51 He drinks the water once.
05:53 He crosses the boundaries.
05:55 He sings seven notes.
05:57 He can sing up to nine notes.
05:59 What will you get from us?
06:02 You can drink it.
06:03 Khan, it is very expensive.
06:06 We are poor.
06:07 Your father made it.
06:10 How will you get it?
06:11 He is your father.
06:13 He made the drink.
06:14 He could have given it for free.
06:15 We can't afford it.
06:19 I will explain the idea of not being able to afford it.
06:23 For example, a person who collects coins
06:29 or any other thing in the world.
06:32 The collectors.
06:33 They collect all their life.
06:36 They live on loans.
06:37 But they keep collecting.
06:40 Then they sell all the things.
06:42 They get their entire life's earnings.
06:46 They have a committee.
06:49 They will drink it.
06:50 How will they pay for the loans?
06:55 He is a miser.
06:56 He is not a miser.
06:58 He has voted.
07:00 There is a difference between a voter and a collector.
07:02 He is a collector.
07:03 Call your father.
07:05 In the name of God.
07:07 He is here.
07:09 Greetings to all.
07:11 Greetings.
07:12 This is a big deal.
07:14 What?
07:14 The lions are afraid of us.
07:15 Wow.
07:16 How are you?
07:17 Is he your father?
07:18 Yes. He is my younger teacher.
07:20 He is my elder teacher.
07:22 You are very kind.
07:24 Come, father.
07:25 Is this the cough syrup?
07:27 You call it cough syrup?
07:29 It is the water of the moon.
07:31 Wow.
07:32 Tell me, Bidur.
07:34 What is the benefit of it?
07:36 The benefit is that it has 300 snakes.
07:40 Yes.
07:40 All the nine lions..
07:41 The lions cannot be separated from the nine.
07:43 It has 45 coals.
07:45 Coals.
07:46 Coals.
07:48 You must have worn your shoes.
07:50 Yes.
07:51 You should not have worn your shoes.
07:53 I wanted the neck of the lion of Big Sur.
07:56 With a sword.
07:57 Why?
07:58 Because its tusk goes at least 2 km away.
08:02 And a lion has the strength of 500 men.
08:07 But why does it not hunt the lion?
08:10 It does not have that strength.
08:11 We have found out the ingredients.
08:13 Now tell us what it does.
08:14 What does it do?
08:16 You may not know this.
08:18 Whoever drinks this..
08:20 ..will go beyond seven notes.
08:23 Wow.
08:24 I had drunk a drop of it with the courage of a bird.
08:28 Okay.
08:29 After that, it sang..
08:30 'Turach Turach Tum'
08:32 The thing is..
08:35 ..this is my life's savings.
08:37 Okay.
08:38 I have spent around Rs. 12 lakhs on it.
08:41 Whoever wants it can give me Rs. 12 lakhs.
08:44 You will earn crores of rupees with this.
08:47 Look who is outside.
08:51 I will see who is outside.
08:53 Dad, please step back. I think my mother-in-law is here.
08:56 Khan, people have come to meet you.
08:59 Call them. - Come.
09:02 How are you?
09:03 Greetings. - Greetings.
09:05 How are you?
09:06 Keep this. - Keep it.
09:08 Come here.
09:09 Yes.
09:09 Thank you. - Sit.
09:12 Come here.
09:12 Wait.
09:14 My name is Mahajubi.
09:16 Okay.
09:16 This is Jia Malik.
09:18 She looks like a lady from Imran.
09:20 She is a cheap woman.
09:21 How are you?
09:25 I am a big fan of yours.
09:27 Thank you.
09:27 I have heard a lot about you.
09:29 Thank you. - So, I have come to you.
09:30 Our ma'am Jia is promoting singers.
09:34 Yes.
09:35 I have selected one singer.
09:36 I have to select four singers.
09:38 What do you want to do?
09:39 Ma'am is getting a concert in the UK.
09:41 I want five singers.
09:42 Okay. You have selected one.
09:44 Yes.
09:44 You are selecting four more.
09:46 Yes. I want four more.
09:47 Look, he is wasting time.
09:49 You could not feed him anything.
09:51 Sing him a song.
09:53 I can sing as many songs as I want.
09:55 Yes.
09:55 Choti Kaam.
09:56 Yes.
09:57 Sing.
09:58 "For the first time, I am seeing you."
10:04 Wow.
10:04 "I am feeling shy."
10:11 "I am feeling shy."
10:14 "For the first time, I am seeing you."
10:17 If you want to spoil five singers,
10:20 then bring a drum.
10:21 Okay.
10:23 Will you pay for it?
10:24 Of course, I will pay.
10:26 I keep cash with me.
10:27 We are going to the market.
10:30 Okay.
10:30 You have got a visa of five years.
10:33 We are going to get treatment.
10:34 She is saying that.
10:36 We are going to get treatment.
10:37 She is saying that.
10:38 Why do you need a promotion?
10:40 Tell us, ma'am, what do you do?
10:43 She is an agency.
10:45 She promotes new singers.
10:49 Okay. It is a talent agency.
10:50 It is a talent agency.
10:51 I will earn. I will give her a chance to earn.
10:55 I will change my colour.
10:58 Do you want to come with us?
11:02 Of course.
11:03 Who will refuse?
11:05 We want to be with you all our lives.
11:07 Okay.
11:08 We will give you advance of Rs. 1 lakh.
11:12 You will get the payment when you leave.
11:15 Wow. What a great people.
11:17 Wow.
11:18 Mr. Khan, which song will you sing?
11:20 Of course, I will sing.
11:22 I have a line of songs.
11:24 I think you should sing a folk song.
11:26 Yes. Folk.
11:28 "The one who is a little bit naughty."
11:32 "He doesn't forget the will of the drum."
11:36 "The one who is a little bit naughty."
11:39 Wow.
11:40 "He doesn't forget the will of the drum."
11:43 "The one who is a little bit naughty."
11:48 "The one who is a little bit naughty."
11:52 He is just singing.
11:54 He is just singing.
11:56 Till the airport.
11:57 You sing a folk song.
12:00 Folk?
12:00 Yes.
12:01 May I?
12:02 Yes.
12:03 I will sing.
12:03 "He doesn't forget the will of the drum."
12:07 Wow.
12:07 "He doesn't forget the will of the drum."
12:11 "I will make a lot of money."
12:15 "I will make a lot of money."
12:19 "He doesn't forget the will of the drum."
12:24 Wow.
12:25 Do you want to join us?
12:26 Yes. I want to join you.
12:28 Shall I sing something?
12:29 Yes.
12:31 "Your shirt is black."
12:34 "And your flowers are beautiful."
12:37 Wow.
12:38 "Your shirt is black."
12:42 "And your flowers are beautiful."
12:46 "Your shirt is black."
12:48 Hello.
12:51 Someone is singing a folk song.
12:53 Yes.
12:54 You are the finalists.
12:57 Our madam has selected them.
12:59 Yes.
13:00 You sing something.
13:01 I will sing a folk song.
13:03 Sure.
13:03 Shall I start?
13:04 Yes.
13:05 "Don't mess up the place."
13:12 "Where love and love are."
13:17 "Don't look at me and make me look bad."
13:23 "Don't make me look bad."
13:28 "Don't mess up the place."
13:33 "Where love and love are."
13:37 "Don't mess up the place."
13:41 You will select the singers from your team.
13:44 Yes.
13:44 He will select the ones who are good at singing.
13:46 Did you select them?
13:48 Yes.
13:49 Madam, listen.
13:49 Yes.
13:50 How many songs will you sing first?
13:52 How many songs will you sing after that?
13:54 First, four singers will sing.
13:55 Yes.
13:56 We will give them Rs. 10 lakhs.
13:57 What are you saying?
13:58 The last singer who will rock the place..
14:01 ..we will give him Rs. 1 crore.
14:03 He is saying Rs. 1 crore.
14:04 He is not a fool.
14:05 Listen to me.
14:07 In all the talks..
14:08 ..he is not introducing the singer.
14:10 He is a Persian.
14:12 He is the singer who will rock the place.
14:16 He is a show stopper.
14:17 Listen to him.
14:20 "What do you know?"
14:22 "What is love?"
14:24 "It is a gathering."
14:26 "It is a gathering."
14:28 "It is a.."
14:29 "Listen to me."
14:34 "I am rich."
14:35 "I am poor."
14:36 "I am a tear."
14:39 "This is love."
14:45 "Love is life."
14:47 "You don't know."
14:49 "Love is life."
14:51 "Poverty is a tear."
14:55 "What do you know?"
14:56 "Sing along with me."
14:57 "What is love?"
14:59 "It is a gathering."
15:01 "It is a gathering."
15:03 "It is a.."
15:04 "It is a.."
15:05 "It is a.."
15:07 "It is a.."
15:09 You saw how this boy rocked the place.
15:15 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
15:17 Thank you.
15:17 I am giving you an advance.
15:19 How much are you giving?
15:21 Rs. 4 lakhs.
15:23 Rs. 4 lakhs.
15:24 Here you go, Mr. Khan. This is yours.
15:25 This is mine.
15:27 This is his.
15:28 And this is his.
15:29 Give this to my wife.
15:32 That's it.
15:34 Keep the change.
15:36 Rs. 4 lakhs.
15:37 You gave him Rs. 1 lakhs.
15:39 Yes.
15:39 He is a show stopper.
15:41 Yes.
15:41 And the passports and the ID cards..
15:45 I will send you these.
15:46 Send me a message on WhatsApp.
15:48 And a picture of the passport size.
15:50 Sure.
15:51 All four of them.
15:52 So, this is a strange thing.
16:01 Yes.
16:01 We are lucky to have Rs. 1 crore.
16:04 We are lucky to have Rs. 1 lakh.
16:05 Rs. 1 lakh.
16:06 Rs. 10 lakhs.
16:07 Rs. 10 lakhs.
16:07 If we had got Rs. 1 lakhs..
16:09 Yes.
16:10 This is a big thing.
16:11 I wish we could have sung higher.
16:15 Yes.
16:15 Yes.
16:16 Okay.
16:23 I don't need my sherbet.
16:25 I will go to the mountains.
16:26 Hey, you..
16:27 Dad..
16:28 Dad..
16:29 Listen to me.
16:30 Yes.
16:31 Go there.
16:31 Yes.
16:32 Take Rs. 8 lakhs from my bag.
16:34 I will get it.
16:35 You take Rs. 4 lakhs.
16:37 Here is Rs. 4 lakhs.
16:38 Keep it here.
16:39 Son, Rs. 4 lakhs.
16:41 Yes.
16:41 Get Rs. 8 lakhs.
16:42 Yes.
16:43 Give it to your father.
16:44 Don't open the bottle.
16:45 I will give it to him.
16:46 Dad, here you go.
16:49 Son..
16:50 Be careful.
16:52 It is time for him to leave.
16:54 Oh, my..
16:55 He has been waiting for this for his entire life.
16:57 Mr. Khan, you drink this.
16:59 I will drop him home.
17:00 Dad, is there any need?
17:02 No, there is no need.
17:03 Okay.
17:04 If you drink this, you will have a sore throat.
17:07 Oh, my..
17:08 Wow.
17:09 Come, Dad.
17:10 Son..
17:10 First, you have it.
17:12 Have it.
17:14 Yes, Mr. Khan.
17:14 Madam is leaving.
17:15 Won't you give her your card?
17:16 Yes, I gave her my meeting card.
17:18 What are you saying?
17:19 Bring it here.
17:20 Here you go.
17:21 Mr. Khan, you can go.
17:28 Hello.
17:32 Hello.
17:33 Yes.
17:34 This is Dulara Khan speaking.
17:36 Yes, tell me.
17:37 Madam, if we go to Uchhagai, can we get Rs. 1 crore?
17:41 He has gone to Uchhagai from that side as well.
17:43 He is not a fool. We have gone there from that side as well.
17:46 You can take us to Birmingham, UK.
17:51 Why not?
17:52 I will give you Rs. 2 crore as well.
17:54 But the voice should be very loud.
17:56 Madam, I will make you hear the voice now.
17:59 Shall I?
18:00 Mr. Khan, give me the phone.
18:01 Hey, you..
18:07 Oh, my..
18:12 Oh, my..
18:13 Oh, my..
18:14 You should have sung it from the top.
18:16 Why did you do this?
18:20 Oh, my..
18:22 He has become so melodious.
18:24 Call your student. What is his father making you drink?
18:26 I won't call him. I won't even touch him.
18:29 Okay, call this madam.
18:30 Tell her to continue the concert.
18:32 Hello.
18:33 Hello.
18:35 This was madam's number. Why are you talking?
18:37 I am her son.
18:38 Oh.
18:39 Your father has cheated us. He took Rs. 12 lakhs.
18:43 He gave the juice to someone else.
18:44 He has ruined my son's life.
18:47 I am not calling this number again.
18:49 I had no son.
18:51 I won't call you again.
18:53 Oh.
18:56 He has been cheated.
18:56 How many voices have you heard?
18:59 Okay.
19:00 It was a meeting.
19:03 I could hear the voices.
19:05 You could? - Yes.
19:06 We are very shy.
19:09 Oh.
19:10 Oh, my..
19:12 He has been cheated.
19:15 Viewers, there is a small break.
19:21 We will meet after the break.
19:23 Which class are you in?
19:24 I am in eighth.
19:25 And he is in eighth.
19:27 Your class has been ruined.
19:30 Son, you are so old.
19:33 Yes. - You should be in the graveyard primary high school.
19:36 It is surprising.
19:38 You are worth Rs. 1 lakh.
19:40 Yes.
19:41 Welcome back, viewers.
19:47 We were talking during the break
19:49 that you make so much noise here.
19:52 Hello, sir. - Hello, sir.
19:54 Are you in the audience? - Yes.
19:57 You are in the audience. Why aren't you taking off your uniform?
19:59 We were not interested in watching Hoshi Aariya.
20:03 We ran away from school.
20:04 Come here. I will show you.
20:05 Come here. - No, from a distance.
20:07 We came to watch Hoshi Aariya.
20:10 Yes, I will show you. Come here.
20:12 We were very interested.
20:13 We ran away from school.
20:15 When he is asking you to go, go.
20:17 Get up. - Sit quietly or come here.
20:20 I think you got us shaved after leaving school.
20:23 Come here.
20:25 Come with me.
20:28 Hello, aunt. How are you?
20:32 Your TikTok is so famous.
20:34 Yes, I watch your TikTok. - Who is aunt?
20:36 Who is aunt? - She is aunt.
20:38 She is going to be a star.
20:40 I can see your beard. They are not kids.
20:43 I can see your bangles.
20:45 Hold on. Are these bangles?
20:49 These are not bangles.
20:51 These are not bangles.
20:53 These are bangles.
20:55 Bangles are better than rings.
20:57 What happened? - Uncle Shreem, you..
21:01 You talk so well.
21:04 You are playing with me.
21:06 Uncle, you are here.
21:11 Uncle, you are so nice.
21:14 You study in school? - Yes.
21:16 We study in school.
21:18 We are both grandparents.
21:20 Uncle, when your show is on,
21:23 all of us watch it.
21:25 My TV was small.
21:27 Then dad saw that you are big.
21:29 So, I bought a big TV.
21:32 You stay with dad.
21:34 You both..
21:36 You both.. - Dad is a cheater.
21:38 You should not keep him at home.
21:40 When you cry, you look cute in the show.
21:43 You do this.
21:45 How?
21:46 Come here.
21:49 You both are strangers.
21:51 Really? - The strangers who come out of the show
21:54 are told not to talk to them.
21:55 I think these kids don't know us.
21:58 They must not know.
21:59 They are fans. I told them to keep their mouth shut.
22:02 Show them your face.
22:03 Show.
22:04 Uncle, who are you?
22:09 Which class are you in?
22:12 I am in eighth.
22:13 And he is in eighth.
22:15 Your classes were in a mess.
22:18 Son, you are so old.
22:21 Yes. - You should be in a graveyard.
22:23 I am shocked.
22:26 You are a millionaire.
22:28 Yes.
22:31 One thing is good.
22:33 What? - His uniform is clean.
22:35 His shoes are clean.
22:37 He has kept everything clean except his face.
22:40 Our uniform is not only clean.
22:42 It is big too.
22:43 Why are your pants big?
22:46 We are brothers.
22:48 We grow up fast.
22:49 The speed at which you grow up.. - Yes.
22:51 You will grow up faster than dad by the first year.
22:54 That's why my dad buys me big pants.
22:58 When did your dad buy you oversized pants?
23:01 In one class.
23:02 You must wear pants in one class.
23:05 Since then, he has stopped supplying blood.
23:08 Sir, we should not have admitted so many kids
23:14 so that they don't get spoilt.
23:16 Yes, she is right.
23:18 What should we do? - My mother..
23:21 My mother..
23:23 If she comes here, I will tell her to do it.
23:26 I will tell her to do it. - She is right.
23:28 I am in trouble.
23:30 I will tell her to do it.
23:31 I will tell her to do it.
23:33 If Agha sir and Malhoom sir don't copy me
23:38 then he won't be able to walk.
23:39 Oh!
23:43 We won't be able to walk
23:45 because he is a polyamorous.
23:47 Tell me something.
23:49 How are you in studies?
23:51 In studies, we haven't topped yet.
23:55 Tell me, who have you come with in the audience?
23:58 He has come with me.
24:00 And I have come with him.
24:01 Your number doesn't work on TV.
24:04 I had contacted him.
24:07 Then I came here.
24:08 He is not a sim card.
24:09 He gives fake numbers.
24:11 We also came here.
24:15 Why is your shirt not tucked in?
24:19 What? - Why is your shirt not tucked in?
24:22 Oh, that.. - I don't understand.
24:25 I study in English medium.
24:29 When I run, I run very fast.
24:33 Then the shirt comes out.
24:34 When you run fast, do you catch a rabbit?
24:39 If I ask a kid, how did you come to school?
24:43 I drive the kids' van.
24:45 I drop sir and go.
24:46 If I ask a kid, why are you late to school?
24:51 I drop my kids to school.
24:53 If I ask, why are you late?
24:57 I went to the late in the morning.
24:59 The teacher was shaping me.
25:01 If I ask a kid, why are you late?
25:05 He says, you look like his uncle.
25:07 If I ask a kid, why are you late to school?
25:10 He says, he is an old man.
25:12 If I ask a kid, will you eat chocolate?
25:17 He says, no.
25:18 Uncle, I have a problem with sugar since 30 years.
25:20 It's a lie.
25:23 It's been 29 years.
25:26 You are thinking about us.
25:27 If you think about yourself, you will die.
25:30 If I ask a kid, why don't you sing?
25:34 He says, I don't know.
25:36 If I ask a kid, who will you go with?
25:42 My elder son has come to pick me.
25:44 If I ask a kid, will you give me an exam?
25:47 He says, I am not in my senses.
25:50 I have smoked outside.
25:53 If I ask a kid, why are you late?
25:55 He says, I had a hair transplant.
25:58 Sit there.
26:01 You are here. Welcome to the show.
26:02 Thank you for liking our show.
26:05 You are good students.
26:06 You are good students.
26:08 What do you want?
26:10 Hit him.
26:11 What do you want?
26:13 Hit him.
26:14 One second.
26:15 One second.
26:17 What is this?
26:18 Friends fight.
26:21 Dear kids, is he your class monitor?
26:25 Send the guard. Send Sher Khan.
26:28 I will teach him a lesson. He is hitting kids.
26:30 Who is he? - First call the guard.
26:33 He is the guard. Tell me, who is he?
26:34 He is my father.
26:36 Father, I think your first son is 57 years old.
26:41 Now call the father and the guard.
26:46 Come on. - Come on.
26:48 Have some shame. You are older than your father.
26:51 Look, Mr. Haroon, he doesn't have any shame.
26:54 Now I have to wear his shoes.
26:56 He is disrespecting his father.
26:58 You are our people.
27:00 Okay. Look, he has come to our show as an audience.
27:04 Why are you hitting your kids?
27:06 I sent them to school.
27:08 I don't understand you. - Why?
27:10 You are spoiling the kids of the people.
27:11 What? - First.. - I swear..
27:14 ..what else will they spoil?
27:17 Okay, I have spoiled kids.
27:21 Dad, I told him that this uncle from Triviali..
27:24 ..will show you the most expensive jokers.
27:27 He is lying. Look, son.
27:29 Yes, he is lying. Do you think these are expensive jokers?
27:32 Uncle, are you married to a witch?
27:35 No, son.
27:37 I will tell you my sad story.
27:39 Greetings. - I will..
27:40 Greetings. I will release two songs.
27:43 Son, you are not a sad story. You are a bad story.
27:47 I think a person should go to the northern area on honeymoon.
27:51 He shouldn't go to Sibi.
27:52 Have you seen Sibi's people? They are so great.
27:56 Yes. - Sibi didn't go to Sibi.
27:58 I think he went to the room with the elephants.
28:00 Ask me. I have raised them.
28:04 Okay, you tell me. How did you raise them?
28:06 Dad, don't tell him. He has raised his kids like this.
28:14 Dad, don't tell him. He has stolen the formula.
28:17 This is right. This is the right formula.
28:20 Son, formula..
28:22 Kids, is this a recipe to steal?
28:26 Mr. Arun, have you seen the school where they used to sell firecrackers?
28:30 No, on a serious note, I don't see firecrackers outside the school.
28:34 No, we see them.
28:35 Son, they don't study in the schools where they sell firecrackers.
28:39 Do they sell pistols in their schools?
28:42 No, they study in big schools.
28:44 Big schools? What are they studying?
28:46 Big schools?
28:48 Mr. Salim, I think he must have eaten the firecrackers.
28:51 I think he was buried in it.
28:53 Viewers, this is a small break. Don't go anywhere.
28:59 We will meet after the break.
29:01 Keep the hopes alive.
29:04 Keep the hopes alive.
29:08 Keep good thoughts in your mind.
29:11 Wow!
29:14 Keep the trees outside.
29:16 Instead of them, keep them here.
29:18 This is how wives are made.
29:21 Keep your 4000 for now.
29:23 Welcome back, viewers.
29:30 The kids and their father have run away.
29:32 They have run away. - The rest of the audience is here.
29:34 Yes. - Shall we talk to them?
29:35 They were small kids. Don't let them come.
29:38 Okay. - Let's go.
29:39 We will refuse them from now on.
29:40 Gogia's father has also run away.
29:41 Why? - He is asking what has happened to him.
29:43 Why are you making excuses?
29:48 Why are you making excuses?
29:49 But, sir.. - They are so poor.
29:52 Yes. - He is asking his son to go on a mission with him.
29:58 What mission?
29:59 He is going to get tea leaves for him.
30:01 Why did he take mother's medicines to get tea leaves?
30:06 God knows which jungles he was going to get it from.
30:09 He was going to get it from his house.
30:11 One day, the poor people of the neighborhood
30:13 gave him a bottle of 'Tokhm Langan' juice.
30:15 Okay. - He didn't drink it.
30:17 He was going to get mosquito repellent with it.
30:19 He is so poor.
30:21 He is sitting wherever he sees a mosquito.
30:24 I asked him what he was going to do.
30:25 He said, 'I am taking my father's blessings.'
30:27 He died on the way. I took a cycle.
30:31 I said, 'Let's go.'
30:32 He was sitting on it and was taking his family.
30:35 I asked him what happened.
30:36 He said, 'I am going to get some air. I don't have money.'
30:39 How did you get a cycle?
30:40 Did you have a brother-in-law?
30:42 He said, 'Yes.'
30:44 Okay. Let's go to the audience.
30:50 Yes, sir.
30:51 Greetings.
30:52 Greetings.
30:53 My name is Asad and I am in a relationship with love.
30:55 The way he is doing it, I think he is in a relationship with love.
30:58 So, sir, what will you say today?
31:04 I will recite a poem for you.
31:06 - Wow! - Wow!
31:07 - Please recite it. - Please recite it.
31:09 It is Ghalib's poem.
31:10 "I fell in love with a young Asad Nagadai."
31:13 "If he is a sailor, he is a lover of the people of God."
31:16 Wow!
31:18 Very good.
31:21 Do you read Ghalib's poems?
31:24 Yes, he is an old man.
31:26 So, when I have to go to him, he often recites it.
31:31 It means that the people you go to..
31:33 - Good company. - ..are great people.
31:36 Yes, praise be to God.
31:37 Wow!
31:38 I am saying this on air.
31:41 The people who read Ghalib's poems and recite Ghalib's poems to you..
31:45 ..are great. You are in a good company.
31:47 - Thank you, sir. - And it is the grace of that company..
31:49 - Yes, praise be to God. - ..that you have such a good taste.
31:51 - Next. - My name is Aftaab Ahmed.
31:53 So, what will you recite today?
31:55 Today, I will recite a poem by Mian Muhammad Baksh.
32:00 - Wow! - Please recite it.
32:01 The merciful river of God.
32:19 Your every breath.
32:29 Wow!
32:30 If you give me a drop.
32:38 Wow!
32:39 It will be less for me.
32:48 Wow!
32:49 And I have found a bad man.
33:03 Very good.
33:04 And I have not found anyone bad.
33:11 Wow!
33:12 When I wanted to hit you.
33:22 And I have not found anyone bad.
33:28 - Wow! - Wow!
33:30 Very good.
33:31 Next.
33:34 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
33:36 - First of all, hats off to you. - Thank you.
33:38 Your entire team, Hoshi Aria team.
33:41 My family really loves your show.
33:43 - Thank you. - We watch your show with great interest.
33:47 Especially my father.
33:48 He loves the friendship between Salim Al-Baila sir and Sir Agha Majid.
33:54 He watches your show especially for him.
33:55 The interesting thing is that when you start the show
34:00 and the first three or four lines are so good.
34:04 My mother watches it very well.
34:07 The society we live in, you give us such a good lesson
34:13 that we understand that these things are very important for us.
34:18 The thing is that if the heart is soft,
34:21 then it is a great blessing of God.
34:23 You also said that Hoshi Aria team.
34:26 There are groups on WhatsApp.
34:29 We talk to each other and there are groups for different things.
34:33 I don't call it a team.
34:36 - I call it a family. - Yes.
34:38 Because we live like a family.
34:40 We see who is a senior and who is a junior.
34:44 You must have seen that we respect each other and talk to each other.
34:48 We do a lot to make you laugh.
34:50 But we want you to know that we want something
34:55 behind the show that we run.
34:57 We want you to have a soft heart.
35:02 Our nation's heart is not soft.
35:05 If you see a person on a bike, he is very angry and in pain.
35:10 The car owner is in more pain.
35:11 The bigger and better car he has,
35:13 the more worried he is sitting in the back seat.
35:17 We want you to have a soft heart.
35:20 I have a teacher, I call him Darvesh.
35:23 If someone misbehaves with him,
35:27 he says that his heart is restless.
35:30 He doesn't say that he is the one who is misbehaving.
35:33 He doesn't listen to him.
35:34 He says that his heart is restless.
35:36 He says that his heart is restless.
35:39 He needs a place.
35:41 He says good things about the person who misbehaves.
35:44 He has a soft heart.
35:45 We make you laugh and make you feel good.
35:47 So that your heart becomes soft for each other.
35:49 - Wow. - Wow.
35:51 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
35:55 Sir, my name is Hafiz Adnan.
35:57 Sir, I want to recite a poem for you.
35:59 Go ahead.
36:00 It is said that looking at beautiful people increases one's age.
36:04 Wow.
36:04 I don't know if you have my picture or not.
36:07 Wow.
36:11 We have your picture but our age is less.
36:15 Next.
36:17 My name is Mustafa Jagtia.
36:19 Yes.
36:20 I will recite a poem.
36:21 Yes.
36:22 I am a fan of Mr. Agha Majid and Mr. Vicky.
36:26 - Wow. - Wow.
36:29 Amazing.
36:30 On a very serious note, Mr. Vicky, I am also a fan of yours.
36:35 Believe me. The way you talk and talk
36:37 is very amazing.
36:40 - Thank you, sir. - He has many fans.
36:42 [RECITES POEM]
36:47 [RECITES POEM]
36:51 [RECITES POEM]
36:54 - Wow. - Wow.
36:57 [RECITES POEM]
37:01 - He has four wives. - He has four wives.
37:03 [RECITES POEM]
37:06 - Yes. - Very good.
37:07 Next.
37:08 - Hello. - Hello.
37:09 - My name is Nida. - Yes.
37:11 I am from Punjab.
37:12 I would like to recite a poem.
37:14 [RECITES POEM]
37:18 - Wow. - Wow.
37:21 [RECITES POEM]
37:24 Wow.
37:26 [RECITES POEM]
37:28 - Yes. - [RECITES POEM]
37:32 - Wow. - Wow.
37:35 - Wow. - Wow.
37:37 - Very good. - [RECITES POEM]
37:41 - Yes. - [RECITES POEM]
37:44 Wow.
37:47 [RECITES POEM]
37:50 [LAUGHTER]
37:52 [APPLAUSE]
37:55 It's time for music.
37:57 - We have Junaid Asghar with us. - Wow.
38:00 And Junaid Asghar is with us for music.
38:03 - Let's go to him. - Wow.
38:04 Let's listen to his song.
38:05 [APPLAUSE]
38:07 Viewers, this was today's show.
38:08 We will meet you in the next show.
38:10 Take care.
38:11 Goodbye.
38:13 [REGIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]