Klemmer's Rat Race Was Insane For Making Bloggers Climb A Skyscraper On The Windiest Day Of The Year
Vibbs
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00:00 Taxi!
00:00:01 This is a good boy.
00:00:02 I totally feel like I'm gonna puke.
00:00:04 Good!
00:00:05 Because I don't want to do this anymore.
00:00:06 Wait, what?
00:00:07 We gotta go, we gotta go.
00:00:08 Oh my god.
00:00:09 My name is Chris Clemmer and I love New York City.
00:00:21 There's an excitement about New York City you cannot find anywhere else.
00:00:24 It's constantly interesting, thrilling, and there's history everywhere you look.
00:00:29 I wanted to take that love for New York City and merge it with my job at Barstool Sports.
00:00:34 So I took five teams and had them race to different locations all over the city.
00:00:39 Those teams are the pretentious duo, Francis and Keeks, the kids, Tia and Grace O'Malley,
00:00:46 the Golden Boys, Frank the Tank, and Smitty, the podcast partners, KFC and Fite, and our
00:00:53 returning champion, the Three Snoozes, Dana, Hubs, and Dukes.
00:00:58 They're giving clues at each leg of the race.
00:01:01 The last one to arrive will be eliminated.
00:01:04 And this time, we added an element that will push each team to the edge.
00:01:08 So who will win my rat race?
00:01:10 The city is waiting for them.
00:01:11 Welcome everyone back to Rat Race.
00:01:18 Woo!
00:01:19 Alright!
00:01:20 Yeah!
00:01:21 The biggest test in directional awareness in the most Barstool way possible.
00:01:26 So we're going to do things a little bit different this time around.
00:01:29 First thing we're going to do is take your phones.
00:01:31 Ah, fuck.
00:01:32 I knew it.
00:01:33 Secondly, you can now decide as a team what modes of transportation to take.
00:01:46 But there is a bit of a wrinkle there.
00:01:49 So, when it comes to cabs, city buses, or subways, you can only use them once the entire length of the trip.
00:02:00 So if you use the subway on one leg of the trip, you cannot use it again the rest of the time.
00:02:05 So, one other wrinkle.
00:02:07 No bikes any time.
00:02:08 You are not allowed to bike at all.
00:02:10 So you can rule that out.
00:02:12 Thirdly, we're going to be staggering your times based on how you arrive.
00:02:16 First place gets a two-minute head start over second place.
00:02:18 Get a two-minute head start over third place, etc. etc.
00:02:21 As always, in order to finish each leg of the race, both teammates must be on this mat at the same time.
00:02:27 This mat is your lifeline.
00:02:29 Both feet need to be on the mat from both teammates.
00:02:32 Last team to make it on each leg will be eliminated and told to get the fuck back to the office.
00:02:37 We have some new blood, some old blood here, and of course, three stooges.
00:02:41 Um, you guys, the reigning champs.
00:02:43 Give it up for them.
00:02:44 I mean they.
00:02:45 I gotta say, these guys destroyed the race last time.
00:02:49 Not only did they win, they finished in first place.
00:02:52 Every people is not an advantage.
00:02:54 Gia says it's all good.
00:02:55 Three is absolutely a disadvantage.
00:02:57 It's 7.45 and we're already here bitching.
00:02:59 I know, and I'm useless.
00:03:00 I'm slow.
00:03:01 Yeah.
00:03:02 You think three is an advantage?
00:03:03 Yes.
00:03:04 You try lugging Dana's ass over the city.
00:03:06 I gotta say though, guys.
00:03:08 Gia's not alone.
00:03:10 In fact, a lot of people think three is an advantage.
00:03:14 Not sure how three guys can work together.
00:03:17 Shocked.
00:03:18 Can you guys do more than fair?
00:03:20 So much so that we're not going to allow you guys to have it.
00:03:23 In fact, only two of you are going to do it, and you're going to vote one of you off right now.
00:03:27 [Laughter]
00:03:30 Oh no.
00:03:31 Yeah, that's brutal.
00:03:32 Um.
00:03:33 I'll take it.
00:03:34 I'll take it.
00:03:35 You're the smart one.
00:03:36 No, I'll get out.
00:03:37 You can vote me out.
00:03:38 I know I'm the weak one.
00:03:39 You can vote me out too.
00:03:40 We also do rock, paper, scissors.
00:03:41 We do three way rock, paper, scissors.
00:03:43 Yeah, I agree with that.
00:03:44 Whoever loses twice is out.
00:03:45 I agree with Francis.
00:03:46 And it could be on one turn or it could take two.
00:03:48 Rock, paper, scissors.
00:03:50 All right, hold on.
00:03:51 That's a three way tie.
00:03:52 Okay.
00:03:53 Okay, so you lose.
00:03:54 You're out.
00:03:55 Yeah.
00:03:56 Because they both won, so you get two losses.
00:03:57 Yes.
00:03:58 Well, fuck that.
00:03:59 We need Dukes.
00:04:00 We just signed our death wish.
00:04:01 All right.
00:04:03 Bye, Kevin.
00:04:04 Dukes, you were good at this.
00:04:06 Top tier.
00:04:07 He was the MVP.
00:04:09 Why did you do that, bro?
00:04:11 Isn't it like thousands of dollars to win?
00:04:13 No, no, it's all different.
00:04:14 Dukes is out.
00:04:15 Dukes is out.
00:04:16 This is so fucking stupid.
00:04:17 I love it.
00:04:18 It's your call.
00:04:19 It's your call.
00:04:20 I mean, I did win rock, paper, scissors.
00:04:21 It's your call.
00:04:22 Yes, six.
00:04:23 Dukes is out.
00:04:24 Dukes is out.
00:04:25 In a insane twist.
00:04:26 Now we're going to lose.
00:04:27 All right, so now we have our teams.
00:04:28 They're all leaving.
00:04:29 I can't believe you made Dukes come in for that.
00:04:30 I have clues for you guys.
00:04:31 You cannot open them yet.
00:04:32 You need to wait for me to leave to open them.
00:04:33 Did you buy them?
00:04:34 I did.
00:04:35 I did.
00:04:36 I did.
00:04:37 I did.
00:04:38 You cannot open them yet.
00:04:39 You need to wait for me to leave to open them.
00:04:40 Did you burn the edges of the paper?
00:04:43 It looks like my third grade like constitution class project.
00:04:46 So now that we're all leaving, I do want to let you know about the prize.
00:04:50 Winning team will get $2,000 each.
00:04:52 So a total of four grand.
00:04:53 A little higher than last time, which is nice.
00:04:56 All right, we're all ready.
00:05:00 Good luck to everyone.
00:05:01 I will see you at the first leg.
00:05:03 Let's see just how smart you rats are.
00:05:07 Walk here and neither can FDR.
00:05:09 Didn't he need a wheelchair?
00:05:11 Yep.
00:05:12 But if you use it once, it's 80%.
00:05:15 So the rest is okay.
00:05:17 The only thing I'm thinking of is FDR or JFK.
00:05:20 Let's get there first.
00:05:22 I never said we couldn't use you.
00:05:24 Yeah, no.
00:05:25 Is this JFK?
00:05:26 JFK or FDR or something, right?
00:05:27 Yeah, that's FDR.
00:05:28 FDR?
00:05:29 But what is FDR?
00:05:30 This is Roosevelt Island.
00:05:31 It's still the MBP.
00:05:32 What are you doing helping out?
00:05:33 I thought you're out.
00:05:34 What do you mean?
00:05:35 You guys want help?
00:05:36 No, just saying you're helping them.
00:05:37 We knew it.
00:05:38 We didn't need dukes.
00:05:39 You know it?
00:05:40 Yeah, we know it.
00:05:41 You don't know it.
00:05:42 No, we know it.
00:05:43 You don't know anything.
00:05:44 You want a clue?
00:05:45 I know it.
00:05:46 Yeah, it's easy.
00:05:47 It's pretty easy.
00:05:48 Did people leave?
00:05:49 I came prepared.
00:05:50 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:51 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:52 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:53 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:54 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:55 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:56 I got shit to barter with.
00:05:57 I came prepared.
00:05:58 I got shit to barter with in case we get in trouble.
00:05:59 I got shit to barter with in case we get in trouble.
00:06:00 I got shit to barter with in case we get in trouble.
00:06:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:02 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:03 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:04 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:05 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:06 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:07 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:08 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:09 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:10 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:11 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:12 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:38 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:45 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:46 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:47 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:48 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:49 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:06:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:28 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:35 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:36 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:37 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:38 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:39 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:40 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:41 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:42 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:43 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:44 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:45 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:46 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:47 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:48 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:07:49 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:15 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:22 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:31 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:37 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:43 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:08:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:00 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:02 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:03 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:04 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:25 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:09:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:00 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:02 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:03 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:04 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:05 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:06 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:07 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:08 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:09 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:10 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:11 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:35 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:42 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:43 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:44 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:45 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:46 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:47 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:48 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:49 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:10:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:17 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:44 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:47 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:48 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:49 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:11:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:00 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:22 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:12:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:00 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:02 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:03 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:04 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:05 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:06 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:27 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:13:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:19 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:20 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:21 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:22 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:23 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:24 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:25 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:26 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:27 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:28 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:29 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:30 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:31 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:32 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:33 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:34 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:14:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:24 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:15:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:00 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:02 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:03 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:04 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:05 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:06 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:07 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:08 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:34 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:41 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:46 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:47 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:48 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:49 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:55 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:56 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:57 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:58 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:16:59 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:00 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:01 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:02 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:03 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:04 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:05 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:06 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:07 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:08 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:09 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:10 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:11 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:12 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:13 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:14 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:39 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:40 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:41 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:42 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:43 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:44 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:45 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:46 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:47 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:48 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:49 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:50 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:51 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:52 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:53 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:17:54 I got a bunch of ones for money to pay people.
00:18:22 We've been waiting here for 20 minutes.
00:18:24 You've been waiting here 20 minutes?
00:18:26 Maybe like 10 minutes.
00:18:27 We've been waiting here 10 minutes.
00:18:28 Because we knew this was our only chance.
00:18:29 Our only chance to like get ahead and like get first.
00:18:35 We have to beat Frank the Tank, right?
00:18:38 We have to.
00:18:39 Oh, fuck me.
00:18:40 Gia, Grace, Kelly, Francis.
00:18:41 We all care about each other, right?
00:18:42 Co-workers and such.
00:18:43 Frank the Tank isn't feeling very well today.
00:18:44 But he's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:45 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:46 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:47 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:48 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:49 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:50 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:51 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:52 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:53 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:54 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:55 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:56 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:57 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:58 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:18:59 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:00 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:01 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:02 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:03 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:04 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:05 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:06 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:07 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:08 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:09 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:30 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:19:54 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:20:15 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:20:37 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:05 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:06 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:07 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:08 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:09 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:10 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:11 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:12 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:13 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:14 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:15 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:16 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:17 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:18 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:19 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:20 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:21 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:22 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:23 He's got a lot of work to do.
00:21:49 You see Frank.
00:21:50 Really?
00:21:51 Yep.
00:21:52 Oh, so we lost.
00:21:53 That's tough to get beat by Frank.
00:21:54 We just went the wrong way.
00:21:55 How late?
00:21:56 You're fine.
00:21:57 You're fine.
00:21:58 You're not last.
00:21:59 Oh, we're not last?
00:22:00 No.
00:22:01 Let's go!
00:22:02 Who's last?
00:22:03 Hubs and Dana.
00:22:04 Fuck yeah.
00:22:05 Who's not last?
00:22:06 Hubs and Dana.
00:22:07 I guess they need a Duke Dastardly.
00:22:08 All right, turn around.
00:22:09 Face me.
00:22:10 Kevin.
00:22:11 Fights.
00:22:12 You're the 14 to right.
00:22:13 You're still in the right.
00:22:14 Let's go, baby.
00:22:15 Let's go.
00:22:16 Great.
00:22:17 Great.
00:22:18 Sick.
00:22:19 Super pumped about that.
00:22:20 What?
00:22:21 Well, now we're in Roosevelt Island and we lost.
00:22:22 You can't always repeat us champions.
00:22:23 That's what we learned today.
00:22:24 If these losers aren't on this tram, let's fucking go.
00:22:25 Oh, there they are.
00:22:26 Oh, they are.
00:22:27 They are.
00:22:28 Oh, I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:29 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:30 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:31 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:32 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:33 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:34 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:35 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:36 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:37 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:38 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:39 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:40 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:41 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:42 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:43 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:44 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:45 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:46 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:47 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:48 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:49 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:50 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:51 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:52 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:53 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:54 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:55 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:56 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:57 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:58 I'm so glad we're here.
00:22:59 I'm so glad we're here.
00:23:00 I'm so glad we're here.
00:23:01 I'm so glad we're here.
00:23:02 You kicked him off.
00:23:03 You're right.
00:23:04 Dukes would have gotten you guys here in time.
00:23:05 You're the last team to get here.
00:23:06 Get the fuck back y'all.
00:23:07 You guys suck with that.
00:23:08 What the fuck?
00:23:09 What an embarrassing fall from grace.
00:23:10 If you're not first, you're last.
00:23:11 Literally.
00:23:12 Yeah.
00:23:13 Yeah, you guys are last.
00:23:14 Absolute losers.
00:23:15 With Dana and Huggs gone, only four teams remain.
00:23:16 So, for the next leg of the race, whatever transportation you choose, you can use until
00:23:17 someone gets eliminated.
00:23:18 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:19 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:20 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:21 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:47 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:54 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:55 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:56 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:57 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:58 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:23:59 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:24:00 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:24:01 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:24:02 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:24:03 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:24:22 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:24:49 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:17 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:24 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:25 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:26 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:27 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:28 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:29 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:30 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:31 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:32 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:33 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:50 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:51 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:52 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:53 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:54 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:55 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:56 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:57 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:58 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:25:59 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:06 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:07 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:08 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:09 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:10 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:11 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:12 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:13 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:14 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:15 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:26:39 So if you choose to use a subway, you're going to have to use a subway.
00:27:08 - I don't know, I can't tell the difference.
00:27:10 Okay, so what are we doing, Frank?
00:27:11 - The Edge.
00:27:12 - What, I don't know what that means.
00:27:14 - A building called The Edge.
00:27:15 - A building called The Edge?
00:27:16 (upbeat music)
00:27:19 - First squat, first squat, plus I've got a bum leg now.
00:27:38 (laughing)
00:27:40 - Yeah, what the hell, we should get a three minute
00:27:42 head start for injury report.
00:27:45 - Wow, you're on the hop now.
00:27:47 You've got some pep.
00:27:48 - Just need a little more energy, just needed a break.
00:27:50 - Little pepperoni.
00:27:52 - How do you drive, I think the wind was like,
00:27:54 blowing like 30 miles per hour nonstop.
00:27:56 And both ways is near fucking face.
00:27:58 - I'm trying to figure out the cross town bus situation.
00:28:06 Little disadvantage when Francis and Keegs can
00:28:09 sprint their way there and we're the tortoises,
00:28:13 which is fine, which is absolutely fine.
00:28:16 Absolutely fine.
00:28:17 - Where the hell is this place?
00:28:19 How the fuck can you get down there?
00:28:22 This is insane.
00:28:24 - Yeah, maybe.
00:28:25 - My hip hurts.
00:28:28 - Your hip?
00:28:30 - Yeah.
00:28:31 - Get loose.
00:28:32 - Well, I don't know if it's hip or if it's like,
00:28:33 I don't know what it is.
00:28:34 - We've got a long day here.
00:28:35 - I just can't walk up here.
00:28:36 - No, you're good, you're good.
00:28:37 Sorry, we're walking into here, Frank.
00:28:40 Subway stops right here.
00:28:41 - I think there's probably, on 59th street,
00:28:44 there's probably a cross town bus.
00:28:46 - We're going to the deep depths of hell?
00:28:48 This is actually Culmer's apartment.
00:28:52 I only just missed the E of course.
00:28:53 - We're so close to the plaza.
00:28:58 Should we stop and have some tea?
00:29:00 - High tea?
00:29:01 - I would love.
00:29:02 - Potted cream, scones?
00:29:03 - Ooh, I would kill somebody for a cucumber sandwich
00:29:05 right now.
00:29:06 - We have to go downtown.
00:29:06 - Yeah, we have to go downtown.
00:29:08 - Downtown.
00:29:09 Everything's gonna be downtown.
00:29:15 Oh, how fun.
00:29:17 Not only do they have stairs,
00:29:20 but half the stairs are broken.
00:29:22 - I'll tell you what, if they got in cars,
00:29:26 they didn't take a bus,
00:29:27 could happen.
00:29:30 - Yeah?
00:29:31 - I don't know.
00:29:31 - Also, there's gonna be some kind of challenge.
00:29:33 - Right, right.
00:29:34 - Contestants think they're about to enter a checkpoint,
00:29:36 but the reality is they're about to enter a rat trap.
00:29:39 We're 1131 feet above New York City at Edge,
00:29:43 the tallest sky deck in the Western Hemisphere.
00:29:45 In order for teams to get their next clue,
00:29:47 they'll have to pick a team member to complete city climb
00:29:50 and ascend these stairs as quickly as possible
00:29:52 to the apex, 1271 feet above the New York City skyline.
00:29:56 There, contestants will be attached to a cable system
00:29:59 and have to hang out over the city.
00:30:01 Once contestants have successfully completed city climb,
00:30:03 they'll race back down here undressed
00:30:05 and I'll hand them this medal,
00:30:06 which has a clue to the end of the leg.
00:30:08 Are rats afraid of heights?
00:30:10 Let's find out.
00:30:10 - Oh, this is tough.
00:30:16 Ninth is so far from here,
00:30:18 'cause we gotta go by Broadway and Amsterdam as well.
00:30:19 - You wanna take seventh down?
00:30:21 I'm fine with that.
00:30:23 - And then the bus over from 34th, yeah.
00:30:25 - Harold Square is where we're gonna be getting off,
00:30:27 but that's, oh wait, shit, we're not on the--
00:30:30 - That's okay, we can get off, yeah.
00:30:32 - Okay.
00:30:33 - What do you wanna do, to walk, I guess?
00:30:34 - I wanna get off this.
00:30:35 - Yeah.
00:30:36 - I think we can find the subway.
00:30:38 - Yeah, I mean, that clue is definitely gonna,
00:30:41 I mean, we can keep going.
00:30:42 - Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:43 - Got it?
00:30:44 - I think so.
00:30:45 Fuck yeah, fuck yes, fuck yes.
00:30:48 - Let's go.
00:30:49 - Let's go.
00:30:49 - Should be like the second stop, right?
00:30:51 - I'm not sure.
00:30:52 Some trains have maps up here,
00:30:54 some trains just have ridiculous ads.
00:30:58 So you don't know what's coming,
00:30:59 you just had to listen to the announcement,
00:31:01 which is all these (mumbles)
00:31:04 Please stand clear of the closing doors.
00:31:11 - Having an edge up on your competition
00:31:14 is the key to victory.
00:31:15 Yeah, so level four is the edge.
00:31:17 - Yeah.
00:31:18 - It says upcoming stops, we're stopping at everything.
00:31:21 Is this like a local?
00:31:23 Okay, I'll die.
00:31:25 - Pretty local.
00:31:25 - Every street?
00:31:26 - Pretty local, yeah.
00:31:27 - That's stupid as fuck.
00:31:29 - So we're getting off at Times Square now,
00:31:31 and we're looking for the Edge building.
00:31:34 Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge.
00:31:39 It's like a Jefferson Times,
00:31:41 you're gonna push me over.
00:31:43 I'm like a Jefferson Times,
00:31:44 you're gonna push me over.
00:31:46 Come on.
00:31:46 - I know, fuck.
00:31:47 - What are we doing?
00:31:48 - I know.
00:31:49 - Get off the (mumbles)
00:31:50 - We'll figure it out.
00:31:51 - Waste of time.
00:31:52 - Hey, where's this fucking elevator?
00:31:55 - This wasn't put into Chris Clemmer's
00:31:59 book of fairness,
00:32:01 trying to find the elevator for the subway.
00:32:03 - I mean, he's not been one accessible place yet.
00:32:05 - This isn't creepy.
00:32:10 - I feel like a white suburban mom.
00:32:12 - At the mall?
00:32:13 - Can you believe what Tracy did yesterday?
00:32:14 She's such a little bitch.
00:32:15 - Oh, well she's a whore.
00:32:17 - Thank you.
00:32:18 - Thanks so much.
00:32:19 - We could probably just walk the rest of the way.
00:32:23 - I think so.
00:32:27 - He's just out cold, this guy.
00:32:29 - I was gonna ask him for help.
00:32:31 - Excuse me, sir.
00:32:35 Hey, what's the best way to get to Hudson Yards?
00:32:39 - Thank you very much.
00:32:45 - You talk to the guy?
00:32:46 - Yeah, he was like, he's in the show.
00:32:48 - He's like, nobody talks to me.
00:32:54 What is going on here?
00:32:54 - He's like, excuse me sir.
00:32:56 - It wasn't a quick wake up.
00:32:58 Like it wasn't like a, oh shit, someone gave it work.
00:33:01 It was like a, what the fuck do you want?
00:33:03 - Oh my God.
00:33:05 - What's up?
00:33:06 I'm doing a game show right now, I can't say hi.
00:33:08 I love you.
00:33:10 - You certainly feel like you're really far behind.
00:33:13 - I know.
00:33:14 - We may lose this somehow.
00:33:16 - What is it?
00:33:17 - It's a brand new building that has this like platform.
00:33:20 You step on and you're like over the edge.
00:33:25 - Okay, there's our point of interest.
00:33:27 - A perfecto.
00:33:27 - Yeah.
00:33:28 - All the way up there.
00:33:29 - How you doing?
00:33:32 - I'm doing it, I'm doing it right.
00:33:33 - Get some water at this next stop.
00:33:35 Maybe some water for me.
00:33:36 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:37 It's that thing?
00:33:37 - It's this thing right here.
00:33:38 - Yeah, yeah.
00:33:40 - If this is a time thing at all, we're cooked.
00:33:42 If there's some sort of redemption challenge, maybe, but.
00:33:46 - Yeah, I think we're gonna lose.
00:33:48 I hate, I don't wanna be like.
00:33:49 - No, I feel the same, I'm fucking pissed.
00:33:50 - I just think that everyone else took the subway.
00:33:52 - I know, I know.
00:33:54 - That's miles ahead.
00:33:55 - I'm fucking pissed, I really wish we took the car.
00:33:57 - There you go, it came in handy.
00:34:02 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:05 - That was, that's leftover from a strip club in Miami, so.
00:34:16 - And here's the world's longest escalator.
00:34:19 - It is quite the long escalator.
00:34:21 - Yee hee hee.
00:34:22 Look, just take a look.
00:34:24 Look at this.
00:34:25 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:31 - He's doing the Price is Right yodel guy on the escalator.
00:34:35 - Yeah.
00:34:35 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:39 - It's good, isn't it?
00:34:48 (singing in foreign language)
00:34:52 - All right, now to find a fucking egg.
00:35:11 - Rat trap, oh, rat trap.
00:35:13 - What does this mean?
00:35:14 - Mv.
00:35:15 - Welcome. - Hey, Mvs.
00:35:16 - You have hit a rat trap.
00:35:17 - Two of you are about to hop in the elevator,
00:35:19 head up a city climb, but only one of you
00:35:22 will be heading up to the apex
00:35:23 to lean out over the edge for 30 seconds.
00:35:25 - Oh, wow.
00:35:26 - While you're in the elevator,
00:35:27 you'll decide which teammate that'll be.
00:35:28 When you're done with the challenge,
00:35:30 you'll go back down to the lobby, take your gear off,
00:35:32 you'll get a clue to end the leg.
00:35:34 Good luck, hope you're not afraid of heights.
00:35:36 - 30, there it is, 30, that's in yards.
00:35:38 Wow, Kelly on the hop, let's go.
00:35:40 - I don't wanna lose.
00:35:46 - Ooh, I hope we're just like second.
00:35:48 I hope we're second at least.
00:35:50 Four.
00:35:51 - I hope we're still in it.
00:35:53 - Oh, God, we don't even wanna do that.
00:35:55 - Yeah, wait, damn it.
00:35:56 You can do it, Grace, it's fine.
00:35:57 - No, you do it.
00:35:58 No, you do it.
00:35:59 - You do it.
00:36:00 - Rock, paper, scissors.
00:36:01 - Yeah, let's rock, paper, scissors.
00:36:02 - You do it? - You're a rat trap.
00:36:03 Rat trap.
00:36:04 - Welcome.
00:36:07 - Oh, my God. - You've hit a rat trap.
00:36:08 - Should we just decide right now?
00:36:09 - Yeah, ready?
00:36:10 - Whoever wins. - Best out of three?
00:36:11 Or best?
00:36:12 - Whoever wins, yeah. - Okay.
00:36:13 - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:36:16 - You win. - All right.
00:36:18 - Get up there, Grace. - Fair, it's close.
00:36:19 - One team before us. - Wow.
00:36:21 Are we really?
00:36:22 - Go.
00:36:25 - Are you worried about heights?
00:36:27 I don't carry the weight.
00:36:28 - Up to you.
00:36:29 - I kinda want to.
00:36:32 - Go for it. - Yeah.
00:36:33 - Ah.
00:36:34 - Hey.
00:36:35 - Caught ya.
00:36:37 - Jesus.
00:36:40 - Oh, that nice, beautiful breeze
00:36:42 hits you right in the motherfucking face.
00:36:44 (intense music)
00:36:47 - Grace, what are we doing?
00:36:52 - I'm not really quite sure.
00:36:53 I didn't know it was a physical activity.
00:36:54 I thought we were just like going for a little--
00:36:55 - No, no, no, I thought it was just like hanging out.
00:36:56 - Yeah, I think it was like--
00:36:57 - Like hang over the edge.
00:36:58 - Yeah, I thought it was like a little--
00:36:59 - Are we climbing?
00:37:00 - Yeah.
00:37:00 - They're telling me my shoes might fall off.
00:37:02 - Is that true?
00:37:03 - City Climb is an intense aerial adventure course, okay,
00:37:07 which consists of platforms and staircases.
00:37:11 Okay, what the fuck, Grace?
00:37:12 Maybe no, maybe we made the wrong choice here.
00:37:14 - It's so windy, if you jumped off the platform today,
00:37:18 you might fly.
00:37:20 Probably do some level four.
00:37:25 - Yeah.
00:37:27 Where's the scroll, does it say anything?
00:37:28 That's rat trap, so.
00:37:30 - I hate you, climber.
00:37:31 - All right, Grace, are you ready?
00:37:34 - Coming.
00:37:35 - We're going good.
00:37:35 (intense music)
00:37:38 (intense music)
00:37:41 - Okay.
00:37:45 - You guys are the top ballers.
00:37:46 - Okay.
00:37:47 - Watch your steps if you want to go that way.
00:37:48 - Oh my God, the wind is crazy.
00:37:52 - How long are you waiting out here for us?
00:37:54 - A long time, welcome, you hit a rat,
00:37:55 no, you hit a rat trap.
00:37:57 - Well, I do not do well with heights, so.
00:37:59 - How far behind are we?
00:38:02 - I can't tell you that.
00:38:03 (laughing)
00:38:04 Gentlemen, you've hit a rat trap.
00:38:06 - We got it, girl, we're good.
00:38:08 - Wow.
00:38:09 (cheering)
00:38:11 - Holy shit, this is awesome.
00:38:13 Okay, okay.
00:38:16 - Holy shit.
00:38:17 - Wow, that looks crazy.
00:38:20 - I know you need a break, okay?
00:38:24 How you doing, Kelly, you good?
00:38:26 - Good.
00:38:27 Oh my God, climb looks so slow.
00:38:34 - Shit, man.
00:38:35 (wind blowing)
00:38:37 - I'm not winning.
00:38:42 - I know, it's really windy today.
00:38:44 You got this, Kelly.
00:38:45 - You got this, Kelly.
00:38:46 - Come on, Kelly.
00:38:48 - You got it, woo.
00:38:49 (gentle music)
00:38:52 - Kelly King's blow away.
00:38:59 (laughing)
00:39:01 (grunting)
00:39:03 - Can we both do it?
00:39:12 Not good.
00:39:15 - Thank you.
00:39:20 - Oh wow.
00:39:26 - Holy shit.
00:39:30 - This is insane.
00:39:31 - Holy fuck, this is great.
00:39:34 - Oh my God.
00:39:35 I feel like I'm gonna cry.
00:39:37 Holy shit.
00:39:38 - I totally feel like I'm gonna puke.
00:39:45 - I don't get very scared often, but.
00:39:46 - Front facing is crazy.
00:39:47 - I don't trust it.
00:39:49 - All right, we got it, we got it.
00:39:52 This is sick, all right.
00:39:54 This is behind us.
00:39:58 Yep.
00:40:00 - Okay, right there.
00:40:02 And then straighten out your knees.
00:40:03 And then push it forward.
00:40:05 And I'm gonna turn around.
00:40:07 - Wow.
00:40:08 - Holy fuck.
00:40:09 Holy shit.
00:40:14 This is crazy.
00:40:17 I'm gonna puke, for sure.
00:40:18 - I wanna go a little further, just like a.
00:40:20 - No, I don't.
00:40:21 This is enough for me.
00:40:22 Oh yeah.
00:40:23 This is, I'm literally gonna cry, Grace.
00:40:25 This is so beautiful.
00:40:26 Look at this.
00:40:27 - This is crazy, dude.
00:40:28 - Oh my God, I love yours so much.
00:40:30 I love it.
00:40:32 - I'm not fucking leaving.
00:40:34 - Have we done it?
00:40:35 Oh, we did it, Grace.
00:40:37 But now I'm good.
00:40:37 Holy shit.
00:40:41 That was cool.
00:40:42 That was great, that was great.
00:40:44 Grace loves it.
00:40:45 She's, you're more daredevil than me.
00:40:48 - It's gonna be cold, right?
00:40:49 Yo, it's windy out there.
00:40:51 It is windy.
00:40:54 You guys are sure we still do this when it's this windy?
00:40:58 (laughing)
00:41:00 Look at these people getting blown over, bro.
00:41:02 What a lovely day.
00:41:04 - If it's so safe, why do I need a helmet?
00:41:09 - Kevin, let me put this right.
00:41:10 If you fall, the helmet's wearing you.
00:41:14 - The mush is real if I fall, brother.
00:41:16 I mean, the helmet's not doing much.
00:41:17 - The helmet's wearing you.
00:41:19 It's me.
00:41:20 You're not wearing the helmet anymore.
00:41:22 - You're a better woman than me, girl.
00:41:24 You did more than me.
00:41:26 That was crazy.
00:41:27 - Try your best to not touch the trolley
00:41:28 simply because I don't want your fingers
00:41:30 getting caught in between that rail and that trolley.
00:41:33 And of course, you have a heating tray zone on that rail.
00:41:35 So, guiding lanyards,
00:41:36 you're gonna be attached to the entire time.
00:41:38 Try your best to hold on to that
00:41:39 and pull that trolley.
00:41:41 - That's Brave Souls today.
00:41:43 It's super windy out there, you know.
00:41:45 - I mean, I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:41:47 - I don't know what we're doing.
00:41:48 - No idea.
00:41:49 - I thought we just leave.
00:41:50 - No idea.
00:41:52 - Brave Souls.
00:41:53 That's what they said, like Normandy, bro.
00:41:57 - That was nuts.
00:41:58 I cried a couple times.
00:41:59 New York City is so beautiful.
00:42:00 I love living here.
00:42:02 It was crazy.
00:42:03 - It was, it was, I would come back in a few minutes.
00:42:06 I'm so speechless.
00:42:07 - Any last words, guys?
00:42:14 - Fuck.
00:42:15 - What have I gotten myself into?
00:42:19 - Just looking for the handicapped elevator
00:42:21 to Subway for Frank the Tank.
00:42:22 Now we gotta climb fucking Mount Everest, New York.
00:42:25 - Grace and Gia, you completed the challenge.
00:42:26 Here is your clue to end the leg.
00:42:28 Good luck.
00:42:29 Francis and Kelly, you completed the challenge.
00:42:34 Here is your clue to end the leg.
00:42:36 Good luck.
00:42:37 - Thank you.
00:42:38 - Manhattan side of the broken bridge.
00:42:41 - Yeah.
00:42:42 - That's what that means.
00:42:55 - You're fucking kidding me.
00:42:56 - What is Manhattan Bridge?
00:43:15 - It's the Manhattan side of the broken bridge.
00:43:17 - You're good at this, bro.
00:43:18 - Yeah, weirdly enough.
00:43:19 - Yeah.
00:43:23 - What's up, y'all, I made it.
00:43:25 Welcome to the Apex, ladies and gentlemen.
00:43:27 - What?
00:43:28 - Catch your breath, baby.
00:43:30 - All right, guys, so.
00:43:31 - Yeah.
00:43:32 - You guys have to lean out now, right?
00:43:33 30 seconds each.
00:43:34 - Put your hips forward, keep your legs straight.
00:43:39 There you go.
00:43:40 - Is this acceptable?
00:43:42 Oh, thank God.
00:43:43 - There you go, jump.
00:43:44 Put your hips all the way out, man.
00:43:47 They can hear you guys.
00:43:48 - Good morning, New York!
00:43:51 - Good morning, New York!
00:43:53 - Five, four, three, two, one.
00:43:56 All right, guys, now you need to come back in.
00:44:03 - Yeah, that was 30 seconds.
00:44:04 - That was strong.
00:44:05 - All right.
00:44:06 - You guys might do a quick one.
00:44:07 You could do a quick little lean back
00:44:08 if you want to try it backwards.
00:44:09 - Yeah, no.
00:44:10 (laughing)
00:44:12 - You good with that?
00:44:12 - Yeah, I'm good.
00:44:13 - I will find my way.
00:44:17 - I can go the distance.
00:44:20 - Hercules.
00:44:21 - Mm-hmm.
00:44:22 - Fuck.
00:44:24 Now I'm back and forth with it.
00:44:26 I think that's us overthinking it
00:44:28 by thinking it's the Manhattan side of the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:44:30 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:31 - I think it's the Manhattan Bridge.
00:44:32 - Manhattan Bridge.
00:44:33 It's like either Brooklyn Bridge or Manhattan Bridge.
00:44:35 - I forgot the Manhattan Bridge existed.
00:44:37 ♪ I'll be there someday ♪
00:44:39 ♪ If I can be strong ♪
00:44:41 ♪ I know every mile ♪
00:44:44 ♪ Will be worth my while ♪
00:44:47 - Yeah, you good?
00:44:47 - Yeah, man.
00:44:49 I'm out of shape, brother.
00:44:50 Bro, I thought we were walking out there and leaning over.
00:44:53 - Good, Frank?
00:44:56 - Hey.
00:44:59 - I had to lean to my death for over 30 seconds up top.
00:45:03 Okay, you turn it on now.
00:45:04 We try to take this thing down.
00:45:06 - And that's the Brooklyn Bridge,
00:45:08 not like the Manhattan Bridge, right?
00:45:09 - Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:09 This is the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:45:12 This is the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:45:13 That is the most iconic pillar.
00:45:14 - Yeah, of course.
00:45:15 But that's what I'm saying.
00:45:16 Is it like bridge--
00:45:17 - I read a 400 page biography of the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:45:22 It's the densest book I've ever read.
00:45:24 - That's exciting.
00:45:25 - All right, Smitty, Frank, congratulations.
00:45:27 You have completed the rat trap.
00:45:28 Here's the clue to end the leg.
00:45:29 Good luck.
00:45:30 Fights Kevin.
00:45:31 Congratulations, you've completed the rat trap.
00:45:33 Here's the clue to end the leg.
00:45:34 - Oh, fuck.
00:45:35 Brooklyn Bridge.
00:45:36 - So we have to go to the Brooklyn Bridge?
00:45:39 - The Emmett Circle is the Manhattan side
00:45:41 of the Brooklyn Bridge?
00:45:42 - On the windiest day of the fucking history
00:45:44 of New York City, we're gonna go
00:45:46 to the windiest fucking places.
00:45:47 - So we wanna take the F.
00:45:49 - Via Manhattan Bridge.
00:45:50 - Yeah, so this goes across the Manhattan Bridge,
00:45:53 but it doesn't stop.
00:45:55 - Slow and steady.
00:45:56 I don't have the ability to go faster.
00:46:00 - No, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
00:46:02 It's just slow and steady.
00:46:03 We're doing good.
00:46:04 - So we're taking what?
00:46:06 - The only thing I can think of that I know
00:46:08 is the seven to the four, five, six.
00:46:12 - All right, fellas, this is us.
00:46:14 - Oh, there we are.
00:46:15 (humming)
00:46:16 Oh my God, and it's going right to City Hall.
00:46:18 - That's what I'm saying.
00:46:19 - Fuck yeah. - This is great.
00:46:21 - Yes! - Fabulous.
00:46:22 - I love winning.
00:46:23 - Well, I just lose this one.
00:46:25 - I know, fuck, I can't, you never get overconfident.
00:46:28 Never get overconfident.
00:46:29 - Yeah, City Hall, Brooklyn Bridge.
00:46:31 So we gotta go, so we gotta get the R, RW.
00:46:34 Okay.
00:46:35 - If it's the Brooklyn Bridge, I would be so pissed.
00:46:37 - I know.
00:46:37 - I think we'd still make good time.
00:46:41 - Yeah.
00:46:42 - Versus the rest of them, but.
00:46:43 - Gentlemen.
00:46:44 (laughing)
00:46:47 - This whole thing gonna come on down,
00:46:48 do a foot race between the boys?
00:46:50 - We're done.
00:46:52 (laughing)
00:46:54 - This is actually quite the long, the bus sucks.
00:46:59 - I know, the bus sucks.
00:46:59 - The bus sucks.
00:47:00 - It's a long trip, there's so many stops.
00:47:03 - Stinky, ugh, stinky, yuck, bad.
00:47:06 (gagging)
00:47:08 (gagging)
00:47:11 - Breathe through your mouth.
00:47:18 Breathe through your mouth.
00:47:20 - I'm just getting over a severe sinus infection.
00:47:25 - This is not gonna help.
00:47:27 - I don't understand where we are at all.
00:47:29 - We are at Manhattan Bridge.
00:47:32 - You okay?
00:47:35 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:37 - Well, I heard it was supposed to be 50 degrees today.
00:47:40 That's what the weather forecast said.
00:47:42 And then, high wind warnings,
00:47:44 bring wind chill temperatures down 30 degrees.
00:47:47 - Shit, are we fucked?
00:47:49 - Fuck.
00:47:51 - Fuck.
00:47:52 - Let's go, let's go down and around then.
00:47:56 - Yeah.
00:47:57 - Don't tell me the elevator's out.
00:48:03 Well, good, because I don't want to do this anymore.
00:48:05 - Fuck it, Clown Man.
00:48:07 - Chicken our asses.
00:48:08 I don't even know where this goddamn place is.
00:48:11 - No elevator, no escalator.
00:48:13 These things, are you handicapped?
00:48:15 - Sucks to be you.
00:48:18 - Which way to the Brooklyn Bridge?
00:48:20 This way?
00:48:21 - Okay, thanks.
00:48:22 - We're winning a race, we're losing, we don't know yet.
00:48:24 - They fucked us, they fucked us every fucking way
00:48:26 they could fucking, fucking, fucking us.
00:48:28 Good, if we're eliminated,
00:48:30 we don't have to do this fucking shit anymore.
00:48:32 - I don't know, Frank's got a pallet, I mean,
00:48:35 if you're a handicap in this situation,
00:48:36 you're blatantly disadvantaged.
00:48:38 - Boy, this is a slog.
00:48:44 - Fuck Clemmer's NYC facts.
00:48:47 Willie G's NYC facts.
00:48:49 - I'm here at the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:48:53 - I'm standing on the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:48:57 It was built in 1883.
00:48:59 It cost $15 million to build.
00:49:01 Interestingly enough, two thirds of that
00:49:03 was paid by Brooklyn.
00:49:05 Brooklyn and Manhattan at that time
00:49:06 were considered to be separate cities,
00:49:08 had separate budgets.
00:49:09 Now, there was a lot of concern at the time
00:49:11 that the bridge would not be able to handle the weight.
00:49:14 What PT Barnum did was he took 21 elephants
00:49:18 and walked the length of the bridge
00:49:19 to prove that the bridge could hold the elephants.
00:49:23 And when that happened, people no longer had that concern.
00:49:25 For our contestants, we can't have our map be here,
00:49:27 it's a shit show, too many people walking around.
00:49:29 We're gonna be at the base of the bridge.
00:49:31 Hopefully they'll be able to find us
00:49:32 because the clue we're giving them is not very specific.
00:49:35 But there you go, the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:49:37 - These old rickety fucking stairs.
00:49:42 This is bullshit.
00:49:43 - Frank, I love him.
00:49:44 We're here for him, but he's like Pauly from Goodfellas.
00:49:46 He doesn't move for nobody.
00:49:47 - Unaccessible, not accessible.
00:49:50 - It's not accessible, so it is bullshit.
00:49:53 - I don't know if we're gonna make it.
00:49:55 I wanna beat them.
00:49:57 - Yeah, Eric Adams had the budget for the elevators
00:50:00 and he built him a jacuzzi, a golden fucking jacuzzi.
00:50:05 - How do I not see them?
00:50:09 - Stairs?
00:50:10 They're gonna have even more stairs.
00:50:11 They're gonna climb up to the top
00:50:13 of the World Trade Center.
00:50:15 - Here he comes.
00:50:17 Here's Frank.
00:50:18 - This is a fuck challenge.
00:50:19 The elevator's fucking out
00:50:21 and I can't get up these fucking stairs.
00:50:23 I just peeled my knees off the pile.
00:50:25 How do they have the elevators out?
00:50:28 - Crazy, you all right?
00:50:30 - I'm hurting.
00:50:31 - You got a light job?
00:50:32 - Yeah.
00:50:33 - Are we the first ones?
00:50:35 No way.
00:50:36 - I don't know.
00:50:37 - Gia, Grace.
00:50:43 - Clemmer.
00:50:44 - Congratulations, you're first.
00:50:45 - Yeah!
00:50:46 - Way to go, guys.
00:50:47 - That's awesome.
00:50:48 We went to the other bridge.
00:50:49 - We went to the Manhattan Bridge.
00:50:51 - Oh my God.
00:50:52 - Yeah.
00:50:53 - Incredibly stressful way to travel.
00:50:55 - I know, this is never what I like to do this way.
00:50:59 Like if you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry,
00:51:01 forget it.
00:51:02 - Come on, Frank.
00:51:15 - Are they taking the four?
00:51:17 - Is that the four or the six?
00:51:19 - If it's the six, it's the local, they're fucked.
00:51:21 - That's a wild move.
00:51:23 - You know what the six people call?
00:51:24 The rockety rock.
00:51:26 - Right.
00:51:27 - That's how many times it's gonna shift and jolt.
00:51:29 (upbeat music)
00:51:32 - I'm really pissed at Clemmer.
00:51:35 - Yeah?
00:51:36 - Well, we're gonna let him have it.
00:51:39 - Look at these cool cats.
00:51:42 - Wait, what?
00:51:44 - Yeah, you're second, bro.
00:51:45 - We're second?
00:51:47 What?
00:51:48 - We're second?
00:51:49 (laughing)
00:51:50 - Kevin, Spice?
00:51:52 - Wait, what?
00:51:52 - Congratulations, you're second team to arrive.
00:51:54 - Dude, Frank and them might win.
00:51:56 - Yeah?
00:51:57 - Yeah.
00:51:58 (clapping)
00:51:59 - Day's not over yet.
00:52:00 - We're still in this thing.
00:52:02 - All right, this is the Brooklyn Bridge right here.
00:52:03 - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:52:04 - If they hopped on the five with us,
00:52:05 they would be here with us.
00:52:06 - Yeah, I'm thinking we probably have to get up there, huh?
00:52:08 Damn.
00:52:09 - That's a hike.
00:52:10 - It really is.
00:52:11 - It's not short.
00:52:12 - Fuck, I know.
00:52:13 - You guys are getting a two minute head start
00:52:14 over the third place.
00:52:15 - You guys beat Francis and Kelly.
00:52:17 - How?
00:52:17 - Do they just--
00:52:18 - I have no idea.
00:52:19 - Do they walk or something?
00:52:20 - Fuck, I can't believe.
00:52:22 - It's kind of crazy, right?
00:52:23 - It's all the way up here.
00:52:25 - I know.
00:52:25 (bell ringing)
00:52:29 I don't see anybody else.
00:52:30 - Oh, there they are, right there.
00:52:32 (gasping)
00:52:33 - Holy shit, how are they over there?
00:52:36 - Oh, gee, and Grace are there.
00:52:37 - And Kevin and John and--
00:52:39 - Wait, what?
00:52:40 - We gotta go, we gotta go.
00:52:41 - Oh my God.
00:52:42 (upbeat music)
00:52:44 - Let's take the bus, it just sucks.
00:52:53 - You guys beat us.
00:52:55 - Yeah, that's right.
00:52:56 That's exactly the kind of vibe I like.
00:52:58 Someone seeing me and being like,
00:52:59 how the fuck are you here?
00:53:00 - Kings, Francis, I have some bad news.
00:53:03 - No.
00:53:04 - You're in third place, you're still in the race.
00:53:06 - Okay.
00:53:07 Holy shit.
00:53:08 I'm such a freak out.
00:53:11 - And we're done, we're last, yay.
00:53:13 - We took the fucking bus.
00:53:14 - Bus is like, bus is the poorest thing
00:53:16 I've ever experienced.
00:53:18 - Did you look up the windiest spots in New York
00:53:20 for the windiest fucking day of the motherfucking year?
00:53:23 (laughing)
00:53:24 - Yeah, you're trying to kill the king.
00:53:25 - Half the elevators and escalators are out.
00:53:30 - Frank, Smitty, I'm sorry we did poor team
00:53:33 and you were eliminated from the race.
00:53:35 Now get the fuck back to the office.
00:53:36 I'm gonna do it all over again.
00:53:38 - Thank fucking God.
00:53:39 I'm done.
00:53:41 The elevators are all broken in this fucking race.
00:53:44 Would have been fun if it wasn't
00:53:46 the fucking 30 mile per hour sustained winds in New York.
00:53:50 (sped up talking)
00:53:51 - All right, three remaining teams.
00:53:53 We already used the subway, a bus, or a cab.
00:53:57 You cannot use that, you might still have one left.
00:53:59 I have your clues for your next location.
00:54:02 Now, you cannot open these yet.
00:54:06 Grace and Gia, you will be going first.
00:54:12 Two minutes later, Kevin and Fites,
00:54:15 then two minutes after that, Keegs and Francis.
00:54:17 - You guys gave us a laugh.
00:54:19 - Come on, bitch.
00:54:19 - That was crazy.
00:54:21 - I'm gonna die right now.
00:54:22 - See you guys next location.
00:54:24 - See you later.
00:54:25 - Later, motherfuckers.
00:54:34 - Losers.
00:54:35 - Thanks.
00:54:37 Thank you.
00:54:38 All right, you're the master of this.
00:54:41 - The only two ways to get to this place
00:54:43 from one way is free.
00:54:44 People call it the forgotten part of New York City,
00:54:45 but Colin Jost might disagree.
00:54:47 Staten Island, the Wu-Tang Clan formed here,
00:54:48 meet at New North Shore Epsilon.
00:54:51 I am standing on Staten Island.
00:54:53 It is the third largest borough
00:54:55 when it comes to land size.
00:54:56 Queens is the largest.
00:54:58 When it comes to population, it's by far the fewest.
00:55:01 There's less than half a million people
00:55:02 that live on Staten Island.
00:55:04 That's a million people less
00:55:05 than the next smallest populated borough, the Bronx.
00:55:08 People ask me all the time,
00:55:09 what's the best deal in New York City?
00:55:10 For me, it's the Staten Island Ferry.
00:55:12 Now, the Staten Island Ferry, which I'm on right now,
00:55:14 it is the best deal in New York City.
00:55:16 It's completely free,
00:55:17 and it brings you all the way close to the Statue of Liberty.
00:55:20 But for our contestants,
00:55:22 they're gonna find out when they land here,
00:55:24 they're gonna need to take a hard right
00:55:25 to meet us where we're located on the Esplanade.
00:55:28 But that's Staten Island,
00:55:29 an incredibly great boat ride there and back.
00:55:32 We'll see how our contestants feel.
00:55:34 Staten Island.
00:55:34 (upbeat music)
00:55:39 (siren blaring)
00:55:42 - You're gonna have to beat Grace.
00:55:57 - I'll be able to.
00:55:58 - That is the key.
00:55:59 - I think I'll be able to.
00:56:01 I will be able to.
00:56:02 (horn honking)
00:56:09 (bubbling)
00:56:11 - I know what I'm thinking is,
00:56:13 should we have gone the bottom one?
00:56:15 I'm confused on where this gets off.
00:56:17 - We should go downstairs.
00:56:19 - You think?
00:56:20 - These are gonna take a second to come down,
00:56:23 and then you have to go down those stairs.
00:56:26 Let's go.
00:56:26 Scamble.
00:56:29 - I can't see the downstairs, can you?
00:56:30 - Hold on.
00:56:33 - Excuse us.
00:56:36 (upbeat music)
00:56:39 - Oh shit.
00:56:42 (laughing)
00:56:43 No, I thought we snuck away.
00:56:43 - North Shore Esplanade.
00:56:49 North Shore Esplanade.
00:56:50 I don't know where this is gonna be.
00:56:58 - No idea.
00:56:58 (laughing)
00:57:01 - I don't fucking know.
00:57:02 - Do you happen to know where the North Esplanade
00:57:05 is over here?
00:57:05 - No, what is that?
00:57:07 - We don't know either.
00:57:07 (laughing)
00:57:10 - That's all I got in me.
00:57:11 Oh baby G.
00:57:14 - We could be totally wrong, guys.
00:57:22 - This is torture.
00:57:23 This is torture.
00:57:25 Imagine if Kevin and John went the right way.
00:57:28 - You're a weak kid going the right way.
00:57:29 - I know.
00:57:30 (laughing)
00:57:32 - Here, you wanna go that way?
00:57:35 - Yeah.
00:57:35 - All right, keep walking this way.
00:57:38 - I mean, it's right there.
00:57:39 - North Shore Esplanade.
00:57:41 - They could not have beat us.
00:57:42 - North Shore Esplanade.
00:57:43 - Right there.
00:57:44 - Oh my God, my leg, I swear.
00:57:50 Come on.
00:57:53 (laughing)
00:57:56 - Damn it.
00:58:00 - Freeze.
00:58:03 - All right.
00:58:04 - I'm gonna win this fucking game.
00:58:07 - Kevin, fights.
00:58:09 You're the first team to arrive, congratulations.
00:58:11 (laughing)
00:58:13 - They both went the other way,
00:58:15 and we were like, we'll stay here and see what happens.
00:58:17 And then I see inside the North Shore Esplanade.
00:58:19 So I lower my--
00:58:20 - You're a wimp.
00:58:21 - Damn it, I wanna win this so bad.
00:58:24 I don't know where those hoes are.
00:58:26 They're far.
00:58:27 - What? - See anything?
00:58:32 - Oh, it is, the North Shore?
00:58:33 - Oh, thank you.
00:58:34 Oh my God, yes.
00:58:35 - All right, we got it, Kel.
00:58:37 - Where are they?
00:58:39 - Oh, she thinks we're running for the fucking ferry.
00:58:42 - There's only one, I need two.
00:58:48 - She's coming, she's coming.
00:58:49 - I need two.
00:58:50 - Where'd she go?
00:58:51 - Gia!
00:58:52 - Guys, climb her.
00:58:58 Oh my God.
00:58:59 (dramatic music)
00:59:02 - Gia, brace.
00:59:04 - You're second feet to run!
00:59:10 - Fuck.
00:59:12 - Fuck me.
00:59:13 - Fuck.
00:59:15 - Oh my God.
00:59:19 - Too bad.
00:59:20 - One big circle, one big circle.
00:59:23 - Good game, buddy.
00:59:25 - That was awesome.
00:59:26 - Good game, you guys.
00:59:27 - Thanks, Gia.
00:59:27 - Appreciate it.
00:59:28 - All right, let's go back to New York.
00:59:30 (laughing)
00:59:32 - Francis is a steaming man.
00:59:34 (laughing)
00:59:35 A steaming man.
00:59:36 - Francis, Keys, you're the last team to arrive.
00:59:42 Now get the fuck back to the office.
00:59:44 All right, guys, this is it.
00:59:48 You made it to the finals.
00:59:49 How do you guys feel?
00:59:50 - Fantastic.
00:59:51 - Tired.
00:59:52 - All right, thanks.
00:59:53 Kevin, how do you feel about your head start
00:59:55 that you guys are gonna have now?
00:59:56 - Oh, that's right, we get a head start!
00:59:57 - Yay!
00:59:58 - We're gonna go!
00:59:59 - You don't get a head start.
01:00:01 Actually, we're gonna reset everything.
01:00:02 You're all gonna start at the same time.
01:00:04 - What a dick.
01:00:05 (laughing)
01:00:06 - Which mode's Trace Face and Heavy
01:00:09 you already used that are eliminated now?
01:00:10 - All of them.
01:00:11 - So you're still the boss.
01:00:13 - But we don't wanna use the boss.
01:00:14 - So how are you planning to get to the next spot?
01:00:16 - Choppa.
01:00:17 - Probably walk.
01:00:18 - The good news is, everything's on the table.
01:00:21 - Oh, fuck!
01:00:22 - You know, you know!
01:00:24 (laughing)
01:00:25 - I didn't see it coming.
01:00:26 I didn't see it coming.
01:00:28 - The only rules are no bikes.
01:00:30 - No bikes, you really don't like the bikes.
01:00:32 - Just like when we started.
01:00:33 - Got it.
01:00:34 - And just like when we started,
01:00:35 you guys are gonna start at the same time.
01:00:36 All right, here are your clues.
01:00:38 - You ready, dog?
01:00:42 - Oh, I'm gonna kill you, dog.
01:00:44 - One last thing.
01:00:45 Whoever is the first team to this next location
01:00:50 at this mat wins $4,000.
01:00:54 - Yeah, boy!
01:00:55 - This is the last leg.
01:00:56 - I need that money so bad.
01:00:58 - All right, let's go.
01:00:59 - Oh!
01:01:00 - I don't like the dance, do the cha-cha.
01:01:01 (laughing)
01:01:04 - See you guys at the final location.
01:01:07 - All right.
01:01:13 - We rock.
01:01:14 - Yep.
01:01:15 - Good luck.
01:01:16 - Thank you.
01:01:17 - What do we got, Kev?
01:01:19 - All right. - Count it out.
01:01:20 - All right, we got, this location was built in 2009.
01:01:22 Oh, it's fucking gonna be Yankee Stadium.
01:01:24 Yep, it's Yankee Stadium.
01:01:25 - No way!
01:01:26 - You gotta be fucking kidding me.
01:01:27 - No way!
01:01:28 - In order to win this race, you have to earn your pinch.
01:01:30 Oh my God, it's fucking Yankee Stadium.
01:01:31 - What is it?
01:01:32 - It's Yankee Stadium.
01:01:33 - Oh, fuck.
01:01:34 - God, I hate you, Kramer!
01:01:41 - I know.
01:01:42 (laughing)
01:01:44 - You are the worst!
01:01:46 - This sucks.
01:01:47 - Dude, dude.
01:01:48 - What a scumbag.
01:01:50 What a scumbag.
01:01:51 - That's insane, he's making us go
01:01:53 all the way fucking up there.
01:01:55 (electronic beeping)
01:01:56 - Behind me is Yankee Stadium.
01:01:58 It's new Yankee Stadium, it was built in 2009.
01:02:00 Old Yankee Stadium was built in 1923,
01:02:03 and by the 80s, George Steinbrenner wanted to replace it.
01:02:06 But it took forever to get built.
01:02:07 They didn't know where to put it.
01:02:08 They talked about putting it on the west side,
01:02:10 kind of where the Javits Center is,
01:02:12 and they didn't know where to go.
01:02:13 Finally, they got the funding.
01:02:14 They broke ground in 2006, so they built this in 2009.
01:02:18 It seats about 46,000 people, which sounds like a lot,
01:02:21 but old Yankee sat 56,000 people.
01:02:24 Why am I ending it here?
01:02:25 The same reason I ended it at Radio City Music Hall.
01:02:27 Radio City Music Hall was the place where my dad worked,
01:02:29 and this was the place I went to my first
01:02:31 baseball game with my dad.
01:02:33 So Yankee Stadium means a lot,
01:02:34 even though the old stadium's gone,
01:02:36 the new stadium, and I am a Mets fan,
01:02:38 still does mean the world to me.
01:02:40 Yankee Stadium!
01:02:41 (electronic beeping)
01:02:46 - I'm like, I don't know if we should go
01:02:49 one cart ahead of them.
01:02:51 - So, where are we right now?
01:02:52 We're all the way downtown?
01:02:55 Can we get on the 4-5?
01:02:57 We might wanna just get out and get on the 4-5.
01:02:59 - Let's do it. - Yeah.
01:03:00 - Let's do it.
01:03:01 Let's be fucking nuts. - This way, this way, this way.
01:03:02 Go ahead.
01:03:03 - Check that out, and they're going on that one.
01:03:06 Wait, why would we do that?
01:03:07 Why would we do that?
01:03:08 Just 'cause they're doing it.
01:03:09 - Let's do this shit, dawg.
01:03:11 Let's do this shit.
01:03:12 Let's make a move, baby!
01:03:13 Let's make a move!
01:03:15 - Oh, I don't know what they're doing.
01:03:16 - Oh, they fucked us.
01:03:17 - What? - They're gonna Uber.
01:03:19 - They're gonna get a cab.
01:03:21 - I think we're gonna be fine.
01:03:22 - What are they doing?
01:03:23 - Because this thing takes off.
01:03:25 I think that's not a good idea.
01:03:26 - Okay, all right.
01:03:27 - We came down this way, right?
01:03:30 I think it's this way to the right.
01:03:33 - Yeah.
01:03:34 - 'Cause think about it.
01:03:36 They have to go back up, get a cab or an Uber.
01:03:38 - Yeah.
01:03:39 - And then traffic.
01:03:40 - Once we get on this train, all we gotta do is sit there.
01:03:44 - Why did they get off?
01:03:47 - I don't know.
01:03:48 - It's throwing me for a loop.
01:03:49 - I don't know.
01:03:50 - I think maybe they think cars are,
01:03:52 getting a car is faster.
01:03:54 I don't know.
01:03:54 - Hey, we got three minutes.
01:03:57 Once we're on the train, we're there.
01:04:03 - Yeah.
01:04:03 - Once we're on the train, all you gotta do is sit.
01:04:05 - Before though, right?
01:04:06 - Yeah.
01:04:07 - Something about them calling a last minute audible,
01:04:09 like, seems off to me.
01:04:11 I don't know why.
01:04:12 - Yeah.
01:04:13 - Fun race at the end.
01:04:14 - I think that works in our favor.
01:04:16 - I don't know, bro.
01:04:17 Your boy's tired.
01:04:18 (laughing)
01:04:19 - Last thing I need in my bar store career
01:04:21 is like Grace beating me out right in the foot.
01:04:23 (laughing)
01:04:24 - For two grand.
01:04:25 - Yeah.
01:04:26 (laughing)
01:04:28 - Your path to victory is at home.
01:04:30 - We're going to home plate.
01:04:32 - Yep.
01:04:33 - So there's like an OG home plate.
01:04:35 - At Yankee Stadium, I'm pretty sure, yeah.
01:04:37 - In order to win this race,
01:04:38 you have to earn your pinstripes.
01:04:40 Your path is to victory.
01:04:42 - Path to victory is at home?
01:04:43 Oh, you think we're going in?
01:04:44 - That'd be crazy.
01:04:47 - At home.
01:04:49 - Oh God.
01:04:50 - Town in the Bronx, ABG.
01:04:54 - They might have like a six minute head start,
01:04:57 but on the west side.
01:04:58 Transfer.
01:05:00 Right.
01:05:01 So if they don't hit the transfer.
01:05:03 - Good transfer, good transfer.
01:05:04 - That's good.
01:05:05 - Yeah.
01:05:06 - Oh my God, oh my God.
01:05:06 (beep)
01:05:07 - Now step on it.
01:05:08 - I have no running left.
01:05:10 - I was planning on never going to the stadium
01:05:12 the rest of my life.
01:05:13 I'm going to break it for Chris Clemmer.
01:05:16 - Never been in that stadium.
01:05:18 - I have a pit in my stomach.
01:05:20 - Hot in your corduroys?
01:05:23 - No, pretty good.
01:05:25 - It's a windy day.
01:05:26 (laughing)
01:05:27 - It's getting down to the wire.
01:05:29 (laughing)
01:05:31 - Come on.
01:05:32 - You ready?
01:05:36 How are the legs feeling?
01:05:37 - Bro, not good.
01:05:38 (laughing)
01:05:40 - Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:05:42 - Kevin's been the horse of this race.
01:05:44 I've been the jockey.
01:05:45 You gotta know when to ride your horse.
01:05:48 (laughing)
01:05:49 - Yes, yes.
01:05:51 - Kevin's had all the, known everything.
01:05:53 And then it's been like, all right, guide in there.
01:05:55 Easy girl, easy girl.
01:05:56 (laughing)
01:05:58 - I like feel like it's like the main gate,
01:06:00 but I really don't know where home plate is.
01:06:05 - Wish I had a carrot to give you.
01:06:07 (laughing)
01:06:09 - We're getting all geared up.
01:06:10 - Hell yeah.
01:06:11 - Oh, we can't run.
01:06:13 No.
01:06:14 (laughing)
01:06:15 - I think we're good.
01:06:16 I think we won.
01:06:17 - I think we won.
01:06:18 - All right, you ready for a little light jog?
01:06:21 - Yes.
01:06:22 - Fuck, which way?
01:06:24 - I think this way.
01:06:25 - Which way?
01:06:26 - I don't know.
01:06:27 - You get it?
01:06:28 - Yes.
01:06:30 - Yes.
01:06:31 (dramatic music)
01:06:44 - South side, over to the north side.
01:06:47 - Shit.
01:06:48 - I don't know, I feel like something's telling me this way.
01:06:51 - Excuse me, sir.
01:06:52 Is there anywhere around here you'd call home?
01:06:55 - We're in this race for work
01:06:56 and it says the path to victory is at home.
01:06:59 Is there anything going on inside the stadium today?
01:07:02 - Okay, thank you so much.
01:07:11 - That fucks us, that's gonna suck.
01:07:13 - Okay, I know where we are.
01:07:15 - How far?
01:07:16 - We're right there.
01:07:17 - Okay.
01:07:17 - Yeah.
01:07:18 - You want me to run ahead?
01:07:21 - Yeah.
01:07:21 - Shit.
01:07:25 - I see you, Ellen.
01:07:27 Let's go.
01:07:28 - Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
01:07:31 - Fuck.
01:07:32 Fuck.
01:07:34 - Let's go, baby.
01:07:40 (dramatic music)
01:07:42 - Fuck it.
01:07:48 We're not gonna make it.
01:07:50 That sucks.
01:07:57 Damn it.
01:08:00 - Get on this fucking mat.
01:08:01 Kevin, fight.
01:08:05 You may be in front of Yankee Stadium, Kevin,
01:08:07 and we've seen many, many, many losses here.
01:08:09 But you just gotta win.
01:08:11 You guys have just won the Rad Race.
01:08:12 (cheering)
01:08:14 Let's go.
01:08:15 - I'll tell you what, it would've been really funny
01:08:16 if you hit Grace and Gia and told us you came in second.
01:08:19 - Oh shit, we just beat 'em?
01:08:21 - Woo.
01:08:24 God damn it.
01:08:27 - Gia, Grace, Gia, one of these times you're gonna win.
01:08:31 Not today.
01:08:32 You guys came in second.
01:08:33 Great job.
01:08:34 - Fuck this bullshit fucking shit.
01:08:37 - All right, Gia, you might be the best player
01:08:41 at this game.
01:08:42 I know you don't win, but you come second both times.
01:08:45 No one's finished your races before.
01:08:47 But it's not your day.
01:08:48 It's the day of the boys.
01:08:50 Fight, Kevin, congratulations.
01:08:52 - What day is it, Monday?
01:08:54 Monday is it for the boys.
01:08:56 - See you next time when we'll be back
01:08:58 for another episode of Rad Race.
01:09:01 - I don't feel like climbing.
01:09:02 - Come on.
01:09:03 - Good job, bud.
01:09:04 (dramatic music)
01:09:08 (beep)
01:09:09 I mean, this has gotta be the windiest (beep) day
01:09:11 in the (beep) last mother (beep) 20 (beep) years
01:09:14 in the god damn mother (beep) city of (beep) New York
01:09:17 running this gondola and the gondola's going
01:09:19 wee, wee, wee, wee in the (beep) wind.
01:09:22 I mean, (beep) wind tunnel.
01:09:25 - Gondola?
01:09:26 - Gondola.
01:09:27 (whooshing)
01:09:29 [BLANK_AUDIO]