Chris Klemmer | Klemmer's Rat Race
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00:00:00Mince, let's go!
00:00:01Look at Mincy go!
00:00:02You're cheating, you're cheating!
00:00:03You guys got it?
00:00:04I'm not going to tell you!
00:00:05Let's go, let's go!
00:00:06This ain't the end of it.
00:00:07You are the winners of Rat Race!
00:00:09Why is Sox State so f***ed?
00:00:18My name is Chris Clemmer and we are in Chicago.
00:00:25This is one of the most beautiful places in the entire country.
00:00:30The way the river cuts through the city.
00:00:32The incredible architecture and all the history around you.
00:00:36Not only that, but Lake Michigan is literally right there.
00:00:41It's hard to find kinder people who are also tough enough to withstand the harsh winters.
00:00:47With the new office just being opened, it was the perfect spot to do Rat Race.
00:00:52So I took five teams and had them race to different locations right here in the windy city.
00:00:58Those teams are Brandon Walker and Big Cat.
00:01:02Megan Making Money and PFT Commenting.
00:01:06Ben Mince and White Sox Dave.
00:01:10Chief and Eddie.
00:01:13And KB with Nick Terrain.
00:01:16They are giving clues at each leg of the race.
00:01:19The last team to arrive will be eliminated until there is one team left.
00:01:26It's time to find out who will sink or swim.
00:01:30Who will win my Rat Race?
00:01:32The city is waiting.
00:01:38Are you good to run or do you want to just walk?
00:01:41I'm good to run. Let's run.
00:01:43Do you want to walk?
00:01:45I'm good.
00:01:47Alright, let's walk.
00:01:49Me and Megan, we know Chicago.
00:01:51That's the thing about us.
00:01:53I don't know what the hell is planned.
00:01:55We're running all over Chicago. We've got a long day.
00:01:57I've got to get these legs ready for whatever's in store.
00:02:00I feel like it's got to be in a confined area.
00:02:02Even going all the way up to Wrigley and then coming back would be like hours.
00:02:07When you can only use...
00:02:09What is he doing?
00:02:13Can't have a simple conversation.
00:02:16Losing flexibility, boys.
00:02:19Flexibility isn't what it once was.
00:02:22Can we hitchhike?
00:02:24I don't think that's out of the...
00:02:26Don't say anything.
00:02:28Can I make a confession?
00:02:30I've never ridden on a city bus.
00:02:32Alright, I've ridden on a lot of city buses.
00:02:34Dave, you have a lot of pressure to win this, huh?
00:02:36I do. I'm taking this very seriously, too.
00:02:38You should.
00:02:40Very seriously.
00:02:42I was just wondering, is there going to be a big Clemmer reveal?
00:02:44Clemmer's late?
00:02:46Wait, no way. Clemmer's not here.
00:02:48Clemmer's not here?
00:02:50Clemmer wouldn't sleep through something, would he?
00:02:52No, I don't think so.
00:02:54He wouldn't just fall asleep in a room.
00:02:56That doesn't sound like him. He's always spry and active.
00:02:58He's always very alert.
00:03:00Clemmer just forgot.
00:03:02Oh, my bad.
00:03:04So Clemmer's not answering his phone and he hasn't been?
00:03:06I called him five times.
00:03:08Oh, that's not good.
00:03:10Oh man, if Clemmer slept in, he's never going to hear the end of this.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:14Is this a test?
00:03:16Is there something I should be looking for?
00:03:19I've seen you so many times, like I'm the fucking pope.
00:03:21I can't believe you were able to fit it into your schedule.
00:03:23Now I'm going to be like, dude, I skipped this, this, this.
00:03:25Mincy, do you ever hear about intermittent fasting?
00:03:27I have.
00:03:29And I've thought about it many times.
00:03:31And never, never
00:03:33succeeded in a thought or whatsoever.
00:03:45Your intermittent fasting, do you have to take?
00:03:48You're intermittent? Are you doing that? You're intermittent fasting these days?
00:03:53I'm trying to.
00:03:56Is this part of the show?
00:04:02This has got to be part of the thing, right?
00:04:10Uh, I think, uh...
00:04:13Yo! Yo!
00:04:14Let's go!
00:04:15Yo!
00:04:16Yo!
00:04:18Yo!
00:04:22Something's going on here, dude.
00:04:33Welcome to Rat Race.
00:04:35I'm Chris Clemmer.
00:04:37And you're probably all wondering where I am right now.
00:04:40You piece of shit.
00:04:41Well, almost all of you.
00:04:43Brandon Walker is probably wondering where he can get his fourth breakfast of the morning.
00:04:48This is Rat Race 3.
00:04:50And we are in Chicago.
00:04:53We'll be doing some things the same as last time, and some things very differently.
00:04:58For starters, you'll still be expected to get to each destination as quickly as possible.
00:05:04And the last team to get there will be eliminated.
00:05:07I'm guessing that should make sense to most of you.
00:05:10I say most of you because I can already see Mincy is daydreaming about a widespread panic show from 2016.
00:05:18The good news, big cat, this time around, you'll be able to keep your phones.
00:05:24The bad news?
00:05:26The clues for this season are harder than any season yet.
00:05:30The rules of transportation are also a little bit different.
00:05:34For the entirety of the race, subways and city buses are always in play.
00:05:40But you can only use a cab or rideshare service once for the entirety of the race.
00:05:48Bicycles and driving any car is forbidden.
00:05:54After this, will someone please explain to White Sox Dave what forbidden means?
00:06:00We will be staggering the start times based on when you arrive to each leg.
00:06:05For example, first place team will have a two-minute head start over the second place team,
00:06:10who will have a two-minute head start over the third place team, etc.
00:06:14This mat is your lifeline.
00:06:18Both teammates each have to have their feet on this mat.
00:06:24The last team to arrive will be eliminated and told to get the fuck back to the office.
00:06:29The winning team will get $5,000. That's $2,500 each.
00:06:35That's an awful lot of Pokemon cards, Nick.
00:06:38Mincy, you could enter a poker tournament with that money that you almost certainly will still lose.
00:06:43And Brandon, you could probably buy your hometown with that money.
00:06:48Finally, when I say the word, the clues directly in front of you will lead you directly to me.
00:06:56Last team to get there will be eliminated.
00:06:59Oh, one more thing.
00:07:02Whichever team gets to me first will receive a major advantage for the next leg of the race.
00:07:09The Windy City is waiting for you.
00:07:13Ready, set, go!
00:07:21I guess these are our clues?
00:07:22Yep.
00:07:23Open it, open it, open it.
00:07:24Here.
00:07:25Go take somebody's. Go steal somebody's.
00:07:26Scroll.
00:07:32I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
00:07:34Let's follow them.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:36I knew it! Let's go, Brandon! I knew it!
00:07:38I'm right behind you.
00:07:39Are we just going to run there?
00:07:40I don't know.
00:07:41Let's just follow Dick. He said he knows it.
00:07:43Yeah, let's just follow Dick.
00:07:48Fuck!
00:07:49My mic broke.
00:07:50Mic down for Bic.
00:07:53I have to check around Wabash.
00:08:08I'm with you.
00:08:09I'm with you.
00:08:12Uh, wait. Is that in right?
00:08:17Oh, boy.
00:08:19I don't actually know it, but you've got to scream, I know it.
00:08:22And then everyone freaks out.
00:08:23Why are they following us?
00:08:24I think we know it.
00:08:25Yeah, I do.
00:08:27Fuck, that backfired.
00:08:28Now I've got to read the clue.
00:08:29It's a race. Why are you all with us?
00:08:31Stop. Get away from us.
00:08:32This is a catastrophe. I have a clue.
00:08:35And I don't know where to go.
00:08:36Everybody's gone.
00:08:37God damn it.
00:08:39Where's my teammate?
00:08:41He's not even anywhere to be seen.
00:08:44Hey, man. What's up?
00:08:45Where are you at?
00:08:46I'm at the office. The mic fell out.
00:08:48Oh, boy.
00:08:49He said it.
00:08:50All right. Well, I'm following him, and I'll just send you where we are.
00:08:52Okay. I'm going to sprint.
00:08:54Dude, I think this might be the Uber.
00:08:57It's not a bad idea.
00:08:59Let's do it.
00:09:00That was good, though, right?
00:09:01Yeah.
00:09:02Everyone freaked when I said I knew it.
00:09:03I didn't even read the clue.
00:09:05Oh, here we go.
00:09:07XG.
00:09:08Here we go.
00:09:09X Checker Restaurant.
00:09:13Nope.
00:09:15I do know it, because I used to go to this bar after softball games.
00:09:19Yeah?
00:09:24I am here at the X Checker Restaurant and Pub.
00:09:26Now, it's been called that for over 50 years.
00:09:28But in the 1920s, it was called the 226 Club.
00:09:32Al Capone used to come here a lot.
00:09:33But get this.
00:09:34His rumors used to own it as well.
00:09:36Now, Al Capone was a pretty savvy guy.
00:09:38He didn't put his name in any business records whatsoever.
00:09:41So, it's not really a paper trail for obvious reasons.
00:09:44But Al Capone was here a ton, and like I said, owned it as well.
00:09:47This not only was a speakeasy, but also a brothel.
00:09:50We're upstairs where the brothel used to be.
00:09:53There's a picture of Al Capone in this brothel.
00:09:55And as you can see, this interior is exactly how it looked in the 1920s.
00:10:00So, if you came up here in Chicago, and you wanted a good time, this is what you saw.
00:10:05For our racers, you need to come all the way down here to the basement and meet me at this map.
00:10:09Behind me is a 125-year-old boiler that, get this, is keeping up this entire building because of its enormous size.
00:10:17Will our racers get here in time?
00:10:19I know one thing.
00:10:20Rats love the basement.
00:10:30Damn, Nicky.
00:10:31Good form.
00:10:34Can you guys bust out two and a half miles on your legs?
00:10:36Two and a half miles away.
00:10:37You just said two and a half miles.
00:10:38Two and a half miles?
00:10:39Yeah, it's downtown.
00:10:41This fucking Joshua guy better hurry up.
00:10:434.85 rating.
00:10:44That's not good enough for this game.
00:10:46Are you guys just following us?
00:10:47No.
00:10:48No, are you following us?
00:10:49We're ahead of you.
00:10:50I'm actually following White Sox Dave.
00:10:51Do you know him, White Sox Dave?
00:10:53No, I don't.
00:10:54Is everybody else ride sharing, it looks like?
00:10:56I haven't seen one person.
00:10:57I haven't seen anybody.
00:10:58Hey, it's Dan.
00:10:59What?
00:11:00I want to hit this corner up here.
00:11:01You want to run again?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:04I think we got to go right though because it's straight and we got to get them off this path.
00:11:0922 minutes on the pink line.
00:11:11Green line to the pink line.
00:11:13All right.
00:11:14I can feel myself pitting out now too.
00:11:16Yep.
00:11:17It's hot.
00:11:18It's a hot one.
00:11:21Yeah, here.
00:11:22Let's go.
00:11:23Mincy, run.
00:11:24They're following.
00:11:25They're running right behind us.
00:11:28This is a problem.
00:11:29They just keep following us.
00:11:31God damn it.
00:11:34Oh, now they're going in front of us.
00:11:37Let's go, Mincy.
00:11:38You got it.
00:11:41So, is this right?
00:11:42Is this good?
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44Let's go this way.
00:11:48Yeah, this is definitely the move.
00:11:49I mean, look at what you have to do to take the public transit.
00:11:51Yeah.
00:11:52You'd have to hop on two trains.
00:11:53Oh, Boston, two trains.
00:11:55You got it, Mincy.
00:11:56Let's go.
00:11:57It's not fair that they're the two best athletes.
00:11:59Right?
00:12:00White Sox Dave and Mincy.
00:12:02This is where we're in a little bit of a disadvantage,
00:12:04because I would say we're the heaviest combined team.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08And we're the slowest combined team.
00:12:10Let me tell you a story.
00:12:11Yeah.
00:12:12About a tortoise and a hare.
00:12:13Yep.
00:12:14Yep.
00:12:15Got a couple blacks.
00:12:16We're running up to the thing right here, to the train station.
00:12:19Wait, Kyle.
00:12:21Let's use our ride share.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24We got to use it somehow.
00:12:26The Green Mill.
00:12:28I love this.
00:12:29We got a speed demon.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31It's hard.
00:12:32These are all stops.
00:12:34You got to pay, don't you?
00:12:35I thought you got me.
00:12:37Just apple pay.
00:12:38Are they getting on this train right now?
00:12:40We're fucked if they get on.
00:12:42Oh, shit.
00:12:43Oh, shit.
00:12:44Let's go.
00:12:46Guys, hop on if you can.
00:12:50We missed it.
00:12:53Got to wait until the next one now.
00:12:55Dave, I'm in trouble.
00:12:57I need help.
00:12:58I need help.
00:13:00I don't have one of these tap cards.
00:13:02Here, use your credit card.
00:13:03Use your credit card.
00:13:04My wife has it.
00:13:05Take my credit card.
00:13:06You got it.
00:13:07You got it.
00:13:08All right.
00:13:10Do you have apple payments?
00:13:11I don't know what's going on with it.
00:13:12It's like my wall.
00:13:13I hadn't used it forever and my fucking thing's not working.
00:13:19Wait a minute.
00:13:20Rats prefer the basement.
00:13:21That's the wrong thing.
00:13:22It's not Green Mill?
00:13:23I don't think it's Green Mill.
00:13:25Let's look up.
00:13:26Westshore Restaurant Pub.
00:13:28Mr. Train, team can't keep up already.
00:13:31God damn it.
00:13:32Are they here?
00:13:33There's Megan down there.
00:13:34Fuck.
00:13:35All right, so we might be out.
00:13:41Keep up with me.
00:13:43Dude, I canceled all my plans for the day.
00:13:45All right, so I think the hard thing is going to be
00:13:48we're all going to get there at like the same time
00:13:51and then everyone's going to just have to sprint.
00:13:53I guarantee to win.
00:13:54We're going to have to sprint.
00:13:55So we should take our chances.
00:13:56No, we need to be in conserve energy mode.
00:13:59Conserve energy mode.
00:14:00No movement.
00:14:02Getting out at 9 a.m.
00:14:06I didn't want to say this beforehand,
00:14:07but I worked out for like three hours this morning.
00:14:10So I'm pretty tired right now.
00:14:11I got back from Germany at midnight.
00:14:13That's sick.
00:14:14I actually didn't work out this morning.
00:14:15That was a lie.
00:14:16Fucking Amin is just to go in the wrong direction.
00:14:19Oh, man.
00:14:20I know.
00:14:22I'm sure he's a good guy.
00:14:23I'm going to let him have it.
00:14:25The density is in the air today.
00:14:27There's a dense nature to the air.
00:14:30There's like a heft to it.
00:14:31Yeah, there's a dense nature to the air today
00:14:33that's not good for guys like our stature.
00:14:36I'm going to go like, I'm going to snap my fingers.
00:14:38That's a sign to you guys to just follow me, all right?
00:14:41This is huge if we don't lose
00:14:42because we're saving energy.
00:14:44They're going to be tired.
00:14:45They're going to be exhausted, sweaty.
00:14:46Yeah, it'll be bad.
00:14:48You guys ready?
00:14:51Let's go.
00:14:54I hope we don't run back on that river first.
00:14:59You sit there.
00:15:00All right.
00:15:01I'll sit here.
00:15:02I don't know if I can.
00:15:03We have to conserve energy.
00:15:04All right.
00:15:05We have to conserve energy.
00:15:08Sorry.
00:15:09Go sit here.
00:15:13That person didn't like sitting by you?
00:15:14No, they didn't like sitting by me.
00:15:15I got that person out so fast.
00:15:17Yeah.
00:15:20There's an escape door that goes to the basement.
00:15:23You have to go to the basement.
00:15:25There's an escape door that's in the middle of the diamond.
00:15:28Joshua, feel free to give people a big slam on the horn.
00:15:32I'm not going to do that.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:38Not a team guy.
00:15:40We're in a race, so, you know, feel free to speed.
00:15:49How's your conserving energy going?
00:15:51Mine's going good.
00:15:52I'm sweating a lot.
00:15:54We're all going to be last or we're all going to be first?
00:15:57I don't think there's much in between.
00:15:58Well, only one person's going to be first or last.
00:16:01Between us two.
00:16:03If we got off at Washington and Wabash, it's a third of a mile.
00:16:06That's the right stop.
00:16:07That's the wrong stop.
00:16:09Adams and Wabash is above it.
00:16:11Oh, okay.
00:16:12So could we get a third of a mile faster than the train?
00:16:15100% no.
00:16:16I think 100% yes.
00:16:19Faster than a train?
00:16:20Yes.
00:16:23What's the ETA?
00:16:309-11.
00:16:32That's exactly when the train ETA is.
00:16:38Ah, fuck.
00:16:39Shit.
00:16:41So they probably won't even run.
00:16:42So if one team just missed that first train, which is entirely possible,
00:16:47then we should be good.
00:16:49This might have been a mistake.
00:16:52Still don't see anybody.
00:16:54This isn't good.
00:16:55Look how far the train is.
00:16:57I know.
00:16:58That was a mistake.
00:17:04Oh, shit.
00:17:05That was fast.
00:17:06It went fast.
00:17:10We're good.
00:17:18It's crazy how much faster I am than you.
00:17:20I'm right behind you.
00:17:22I'm a fucking beast.
00:17:24I haven't even opened it up yet, Brandon.
00:17:27I'm starting to faint.
00:17:35Middle of the dining room.
00:17:38Mitch, where you at?
00:17:39Basement.
00:17:41Over there.
00:17:42Basement's right here.
00:17:44That door, you see that door over there?
00:17:46I do.
00:17:48I see it.
00:17:55Dude, were you sprinting?
00:17:56Because I was barely sprinting.
00:17:58I went so much faster than you.
00:18:02You're lucky it's not just me pushing you.
00:18:05Clever, you sick fuck.
00:18:08Rats.
00:18:12Rats, rats, rats.
00:18:13Rats.
00:18:19Be careful, be careful, be careful.
00:18:22Matt.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Hold back, hold back.
00:18:25Get on the mat.
00:18:27PFT.
00:18:28Megan.
00:18:29You're the first team to arrive.
00:18:30Congratulations.
00:18:31Fuck yeah.
00:18:32All right, step off.
00:18:33Step in, step in.
00:18:35Minzy.
00:18:36Dave.
00:18:37Dave.
00:18:38Dave.
00:18:39Pay your fucking attention.
00:18:40I'm here.
00:18:41All right, good.
00:18:42Grab your fucking phone.
00:18:43You're the second team to arrive.
00:18:44Congratulations.
00:18:45Step off.
00:18:47Hello.
00:18:48We're here to see Al Capone.
00:18:50Is this a red light?
00:18:51Yeah, if it's half a block, we out.
00:18:53We out?
00:18:54All right, we're going to hop out.
00:18:55Huge advantage.
00:18:56I hope we get like a meal.
00:18:59Anyone hear that?
00:19:01Maybe.
00:19:03I think we had a great strategy of just following Dave and then being smarter than Dave at the end.
00:19:09That's bullshit.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:12That's bullshit.
00:19:13How did you outsmart me?
00:19:14If you looked online, at the restaurant online, it said that there's a dining room door that
00:19:18leads to the basement.
00:19:19Oh no, are we last?
00:19:20No, you're not last.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:22Not first.
00:19:23Not first.
00:19:24Hustle in.
00:19:25Hustle in.
00:19:26Hustle in.
00:19:27Hustle in.
00:19:28I'm trying.
00:19:29You're not.
00:19:30You need balls on the mat.
00:19:31Let's go.
00:19:32What are you guys doing?
00:19:33Get your balls.
00:19:34Dan.
00:19:35What are you doing?
00:19:36Dan.
00:19:37Dan, it's a race.
00:19:38Is this a race right here?
00:19:39This mat?
00:19:40Did you guys get it?
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:42Dan and Brandon, congratulations.
00:19:43You're 13 to arrive.
00:19:44Still in the race.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:46Good job, guys.
00:19:47I thought we were first.
00:19:48Go.
00:19:49Go.
00:19:50You might not be last.
00:19:51Go.
00:19:52Go.
00:19:53Go.
00:19:54Go.
00:19:55There it is.
00:19:56Do you think we did it?
00:19:57I have no idea.
00:19:58Let's go.
00:19:59Let's go.
00:20:00Eddie.
00:20:01Chief.
00:20:02You're the 14 to arrive.
00:20:03You're still in the race.
00:20:04Good job, guys.
00:20:05That would have been bad if you guys lost in the first round.
00:20:06You just got an Uber.
00:20:07How'd you get here so fast?
00:20:08You got on the green light.
00:20:09Are we almost done with the whole race?
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:12Only the first leg, big guy.
00:20:13How many legs?
00:20:14Two?
00:20:15Six.
00:20:16Didn't you look up trains?
00:20:17No.
00:20:18I just thought of you.
00:20:19You were like, it's time for an Uber.
00:20:20I was like, it's time for an Uber.
00:20:21Run the tape back.
00:20:26Yeah, this is definitely the move.
00:20:27I mean, look at what you have to do to take the public transit.
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:30You have to hop on two trains.
00:20:31A bus and two trains.
00:20:36You said two trains and a bus.
00:20:38You were looking at Blue Line, weren't you?
00:20:40That's what Google Maps is.
00:20:43Fuck.
00:20:46Walker's saying.
00:20:49How you feeling, Kyle?
00:20:51This is a shame.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:54Careful, boys.
00:20:55Careful.
00:20:56Careful, boys.
00:20:58What's up?
00:20:59Nick?
00:21:00Yes.
00:21:01KB, you're the last team to arrive.
00:21:04You've been eliminated from the race.
00:21:06Before I tell you, get the fuck back to the office.
00:21:07What the hell happened?
00:21:08How are you guys going to win this thing?
00:21:09Everything happened so fast.
00:21:10My mic fell off.
00:21:11And it broke.
00:21:12And then they had to go get another one.
00:21:14So once we lost the pack, we knew we had to try the Uber.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18So, bummer.
00:21:19You're at the top until you're not.
00:21:20The descent to the bottom, it happens in the blink of an eye.
00:21:23I hate to tell you this, guys, because you guys aren't my friends,
00:21:25but get the fuck back to the office.
00:21:27Thank you, Chris.
00:21:28This was a blast.
00:21:30Oh, yeah.
00:21:31Oh, yeah.
00:21:32Rub some ice on his.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Right on his neck.
00:21:35Oh, God.
00:21:36Get him cool.
00:21:37Get him cool.
00:21:39Get my big horse cool down.
00:21:40Get my big horse cool down.
00:21:44All right.
00:21:45Nick, KB, you guys came in dead last.
00:21:48Embarrassing performance.
00:21:49I thought you guys were going to win.
00:21:51Get the fuck back to the office.
00:21:52Get out of here.
00:21:53Thanks, man.
00:21:54All right.
00:21:55I miss you guys.
00:21:56For the rest of you, there was one team that came in first place.
00:21:58That team is going to have an advantage.
00:22:01Yes.
00:22:02It's not you guys.
00:22:03Ah.
00:22:04Felt like it.
00:22:05While I give you that advantage, Megan, if you don't mind,
00:22:07can you open it up and read it to everybody?
00:22:09I have to read it?
00:22:10Can PFT read it?
00:22:11No, Megan can read it.
00:22:12All right.
00:22:13No, it's better if you're dyslexic.
00:22:14You confuse them.
00:22:15You may decide the order in which each team starts the next leg.
00:22:19That's right.
00:22:20So now Megan and PFT can decide who goes second, third, and fourth.
00:22:24And what decision do you guys have there?
00:22:26We want to follow them, I think.
00:22:27OK.
00:22:28In case we get lost.
00:22:29OK.
00:22:30So we'll go first.
00:22:31OK, you're going first.
00:22:32He's going second.
00:22:33They go second.
00:22:34Who's they?
00:22:35White Sox Dave and Ben Ments.
00:22:36And you guys are still second.
00:22:37Congratulations.
00:22:38Chief and Eddie third.
00:22:39OK.
00:22:40It's dangerous, though, because they know where they're going.
00:22:42And then the big boys last.
00:22:43All right, so we flip-flopped.
00:22:45So Chief and Eddie, you guys get a nice little bonus there.
00:22:47And then you guys are in last.
00:22:49So now, who has used their Uber so far?
00:22:52Them.
00:22:53OK.
00:22:54Smart.
00:22:55OK, so then you guys cannot use a ride share the rest of the way.
00:22:57Everyone else, you guys still have that on the table.
00:22:59You guys ready to get started here?
00:23:01All right, once I give you your clues, you're off and running.
00:23:04Yeah, you guys.
00:23:05All right, let's go.
00:23:06Let's take a look here.
00:23:18I'm going to get an Uber out.
00:23:19If you see a cab, grab a cab.
00:23:21It's been two minutes, Clemmer.
00:23:23It hasn't been.
00:23:25Clemmer's saying that this is, like, the clues are harder.
00:23:27And he just gave us an address.
00:23:29Like, that you just put into your phone.
00:23:31I'm going to give this to you guys, and you guys are off and running.
00:23:33OK?
00:23:34Get the fuck out of here.
00:23:35Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:23:38Cab right there.
00:23:42Nice.
00:23:44There's got to be more to it than that simple.
00:23:47Mitzi, get on this.
00:23:48Start Googling shit.
00:23:49They're going a different direction.
00:23:52435 East Riverwalk.
00:23:54And she's pregnant, and she's about to give birth.
00:23:56Megan, how are you doing?
00:23:57You OK?
00:23:58Yep.
00:23:59OK.
00:24:00She's about to pop out.
00:24:02That was a smart play by PFC.
00:24:04Mm-hmm.
00:24:05Because you guys don't have an Uber.
00:24:07433 East Riverwalk.
00:24:08East Riverwalk?
00:24:09Chicago.
00:24:10That's not a fucking street.
00:24:12Go, go, go, go, go.
00:24:15All right, let's go.
00:24:16Follow me.
00:24:1943 East Riverwalk, Chicago.
00:24:23OK.
00:24:24OK.
00:24:25Listen, tortoise and hare.
00:24:26Tortoise and hare.
00:24:27Let's be ourselves.
00:24:28I think everybody's doing tortoise.
00:24:29There's four tortoises.
00:24:30Like tortoise.
00:24:32We go forever, but not fast.
00:24:35But I do have stamina.
00:24:37It's a kayak place.
00:24:39It's urban kayaks on the Chicago River.
00:24:41The only thing that will kill us is if we go too fast.
00:24:44OK, correct.
00:24:46Oh, come on.
00:24:48Can we just go?
00:24:49No.
00:24:50You guys have 20 seconds.
00:24:54It's like less than a mile.
00:24:56We're cutting through the park, OK?
00:24:59As soon as this turns green, you guys are busting dick with me.
00:25:02Go, go, go, go, go.
00:25:05Stay, stay, stay.
00:25:06Just relax.
00:25:07I'm not going to get in a hurry.
00:25:09Yeah, it's just a race.
00:25:11Appreciate that.
00:25:12That just has an address.
00:25:14There you go.
00:25:15That's a rat and a canoe.
00:25:17Let's go.
00:25:18Let's go.
00:25:23Our racers think their next clue will lead them to a checkpoint,
00:25:25but in reality, they're being led right to me.
00:25:28This is a rat trap.
00:25:30I'm here at Urban Kayaks, located along the Chicago River,
00:25:33which runs directly through the heart of Chicago.
00:25:35They're the perfect place to go and experience this city from a unique perspective,
00:25:39which is exactly what our remaining teams are about to do.
00:25:42Our teams will hop into a tandem kayak and set sail from this dock.
00:25:46They'll paddle up river, locate and retrieve a clue underneath the Columbus Street Bridge.
00:25:50They'll paddle back to this exact same dock,
00:25:53and they'll be allowed to carry on to the end of the lake.
00:25:55But that's not all.
00:25:56Before teams are allowed to even get in the kayak,
00:25:58they'll have to watch a five-minute safety video as precious time passes by.
00:26:03Are rats made for water?
00:26:04Let's find out.
00:26:10It's less than a mile.
00:26:11I think we walk it.
00:26:13Or do you want to go train?
00:26:14Let's go train.
00:26:15I think train's faster.
00:26:16All right, let's go train.
00:26:17Right here?
00:26:18This might have been a mistake.
00:26:19Well, let's go back down.
00:26:20We got time.
00:26:21All right, let's walk.
00:26:22Okay, we're going to walk.
00:26:23This is going to be tough.
00:26:24Where is it?
00:26:26Okay, there's a ramp over here, but that takes us to that.
00:26:29Oh, fuck.
00:26:30Okay, I think we have to go back this way.
00:26:32I do think we went the worst way.
00:26:34You think so?
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:37Hey, I see steps.
00:26:38Be cool.
00:26:39Here we go.
00:26:40We went a little bit east.
00:26:41We have to walk back.
00:26:44Ah, fuck.
00:26:46We got to walk and hope Stoolie sees us.
00:26:49So this is kind of a Hail Mary.
00:26:51Stoolie?
00:26:52Hey, look at me.
00:26:54Anyone?
00:26:56Hey.
00:26:58Come on, Mintz.
00:26:59You got it.
00:27:01Come on, Mintz.
00:27:08Hey, Ryan.
00:27:12Yeah, we fucked up.
00:27:15I feel strong about our walking pace.
00:27:18I see kayaks.
00:27:20Come on, Mintz.
00:27:26Real quick, do you want to make a pact?
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28If we win the five grand, we give it immediately to charity?
00:27:30Yes.
00:27:31Love that.
00:27:32I'll actually match and double.
00:27:34I will match it as well.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:36Oh, wait.
00:27:37Oh, shit.
00:27:38There they are.
00:27:39My stamina is still okay.
00:27:40It's just I can't sprint.
00:27:42But I'll still be able to still jog the next few races.
00:27:49And that's the key.
00:27:50A little urgency would be nice.
00:27:54Is that how we look?
00:27:55I can't see three miles in advance.
00:27:57I'm looking backwards.
00:27:58Move your ass.
00:27:59Let's go.
00:28:00We're not in the excuse-making business, but my hip is starting to lock up real bad.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:13Are we in the trust tree right now?
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16I knew the walking was the move.
00:28:17I'm surviving Barstool, though.
00:28:19I'm not a rat race guy.
00:28:22I'm a thousand trivia guy.
00:28:25What's up?
00:28:26Hey, Bibbs.
00:28:27PFT.
00:28:28Megan Making Money.
00:28:29Welcome.
00:28:30Good to see you, Bibbs.
00:28:31You have entered a rat trap.
00:28:32This is Urban Kayaks.
00:28:33In a second, you're going to get in a tandem kayak, paddle down to the Columbus Bridge,
00:28:36where you'll get a clue.
00:28:38You'll then come right back here.
00:28:39But first, you must watch a safety video before you get started.
00:28:43So go over to Caitlyn Walker, and she'll set you up.
00:28:46Look for a sign that says rats.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:48Hurry up.
00:28:49Let's go.
00:28:50Let's go.
00:28:51I'm looking, man.
00:28:52Fuck, dude.
00:28:53I feel fine.
00:28:54It's just, you know, the sprinting aspect.
00:28:57I'll be toast.
00:28:58We got a couple more legs.
00:29:00I mean, if my teammates were comfortable.
00:29:02Here he comes.
00:29:03Nope.
00:29:04Different guy jogging.
00:29:05Oh, there's Eddie and Chief.
00:29:07We actually went faster than them.
00:29:08They took the train, but they were two minutes ahead of us.
00:29:11So we would have been fucked with the train.
00:29:13My last name's so long.
00:29:15Commenter.
00:29:18Dave.
00:29:21Dave, you have entered a rat trap.
00:29:23This is a really good video.
00:29:27Shut up.
00:29:28But first, you must watch a safety video.
00:29:30So go ahead and head over there to Caitlyn Walker.
00:29:32You guys are in second place.
00:29:34All right.
00:29:35When we get to the bridge, we sprint.
00:29:37That's the last little piece.
00:29:39All right, let's go.
00:29:40It's done.
00:29:41I've kayaked before.
00:29:43Just keep watching.
00:29:44I've kayaked before.
00:29:45I understand.
00:29:46Just keep watching.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:53All right.
00:29:54All right.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56Right.
00:29:57Right.
00:29:58Right.
00:29:59Yeah, it's all right.
00:30:00It's all right.
00:30:01On my go, okay?
00:30:02Hold.
00:30:11We've been stalking you.
00:30:13We've been stalking you for the last 10 minutes.
00:30:16We've been stalking you for the last 10 minutes.
00:30:21Yeah, I think we're good.
00:30:23Yeah, let's get to the other side and then it'll go.
00:30:27Is that camera out on the boat?
00:30:29Is that PFT and Megan?
00:30:31Oh, shit.
00:30:32We gotta get on a fucking boat?
00:30:34God damn it.
00:30:36We gotta turn around and go to the other side.
00:30:38Okay.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40We're turning around?
00:30:41Yes.
00:30:42Okay, so we're gonna make sure balance is good.
00:30:45It's all about the balance.
00:30:47These guys are dead in the water.
00:30:48Literally.
00:30:49Literally dead in the water.
00:30:50They can't.
00:30:51Mincy can't figure out how to paddle.
00:30:53Mince, we're going the wrong way.
00:30:54You said the bridge.
00:30:55It's this bridge.
00:30:56Oh, you didn't say that.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:58Okay, we got it.
00:31:00I also am hitting a I'm very weak in my arms phase.
00:31:04We're stalling at 0% chance and I don't flip.
00:31:09I've flipped many kayaks.
00:31:11Yeah, I assume we're getting last?
00:31:13No.
00:31:14No? Where's the map?
00:31:15You have entered a rat trap.
00:31:16But unfortunately, before you can get started,
00:31:18Eddie must be here.
00:31:25Crash!
00:31:26We're okay.
00:31:27We're okay.
00:31:28Push off.
00:31:29Ready?
00:31:31All right, we're still good.
00:31:33This is kind of badass.
00:31:34Straighten us out, Mince.
00:31:36I'm trying to go.
00:31:37Yeah.
00:31:38Okay, got it.
00:31:39Move on.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41This is taking us a long time.
00:31:44Yeah, we have to come.
00:31:45We have to grab our clue then fucking come back.
00:31:48Mince, why are you turning us?
00:31:49I'm not trying to.
00:31:50The wind's getting us.
00:31:51I'm trying to go right.
00:31:52There's no sail on this thing, Mince.
00:31:54Can I say something about us?
00:31:56Yeah.
00:31:57I think we're going to be surprisingly good kayakers.
00:31:59I don't know, man.
00:32:01I own three kayaks on my lake.
00:32:04I'm a hell of a kayaker.
00:32:08I finished ninth in Olympic qualifying in 1996.
00:32:11That's a lie.
00:32:12It was 1992.
00:32:14Wait, right, right, right.
00:32:16Hard right.
00:32:17Hard right.
00:32:18Hard right.
00:32:20Hold on, don't lean.
00:32:21I'll lean.
00:32:22I'll lean.
00:32:23Got it.
00:32:24All right.
00:32:25All right.
00:32:26All right.
00:32:27Big Cat, Brandon Walker, you have entered a rat trap.
00:32:29This is Urban Kayaks.
00:32:30So what is this?
00:32:31Is this the end of it?
00:32:32Good to see you.
00:32:33Did we finish third or no?
00:32:34Are we dead?
00:32:35We got to get in the boat.
00:32:37Oh, we're not dead?
00:32:38No.
00:32:39Whoa.
00:32:40Mince.
00:32:41I know.
00:32:42I'm trying, dude.
00:32:43Fuck, man.
00:32:44You're not fucking bitching at me, dude.
00:32:45Look at Mincy in white socks, dude.
00:32:49I mean, I've been to North Carolina.
00:32:51I've been white water rafting.
00:32:53This is impossible.
00:32:54No, it's not.
00:32:55Wait.
00:32:56Brandon, we can get a break right now.
00:32:57Okay, you're right.
00:32:58You're right.
00:32:59You're right.
00:33:00Let's chill out.
00:33:01I'm going to need to sit down for a second.
00:33:02All right.
00:33:03Yep.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:05Good job.
00:33:06All right.
00:33:07You go in the front.
00:33:08I'll do all the paddling.
00:33:09Look at those two guys.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:14They're just struggling.
00:33:15They're bumping up against the wall because it's Mince and Dave fighting each other.
00:33:19Can't get synced up.
00:33:23Here we go.
00:33:24Now we're moving.
00:33:25Wait.
00:33:28I watched it.
00:33:29I've done it.
00:33:30No, you didn't.
00:33:31I've done it.
00:33:32Sit down and watch it.
00:33:33Fuck.
00:33:34Fuck.
00:33:35Where to go?
00:33:36Where to go?
00:33:37Is he watching?
00:33:38I know how to do it.
00:33:42Watch the video.
00:33:44All right.
00:33:46Bird piss Ritz plus Keeper Billion.
00:33:50Pritzker.
00:33:51Pritzker?
00:33:52Dave Pritzker.
00:33:53Is that a...
00:33:54Dave Pritzker.
00:33:55Do you see him?
00:33:56All right.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59What's that dog doing?
00:34:01My arms are jello.
00:34:02All right.
00:34:06Whoa.
00:34:07Sorry.
00:34:08Sorry, bud.
00:34:09Megan, PFT, you have completed the rat trap.
00:34:11Once you solve the clue, you are free to go to the next level.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:15We solved it.
00:34:16Can we go?
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:18Okay.
00:34:19How far do we go?
00:34:26We're good.
00:34:28No way.
00:34:29That shit's so fast.
00:34:30That's not possible.
00:34:31That's not possible.
00:34:33We watched it too.
00:34:34We watched it.
00:34:35That's not...
00:34:36You're cheating.
00:34:37You're cheating.
00:34:38Watch it.
00:34:39You did not.
00:34:40No, no.
00:34:41We watched it too.
00:34:42Should we get a light jog just to get ahead of everyone?
00:34:43I mean, my arms are already...
00:34:44I might as well make my legs burn.
00:34:53Turn left.
00:34:55Turn left.
00:34:56I know.
00:34:58Turn left, Mintz.
00:34:59I know.
00:35:00That turns left.
00:35:02You guys are pieces of shit.
00:35:03You know that?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're liars.
00:35:06No.
00:35:07Both liars.
00:35:08Brandon, I used to give architecture tours on this.
00:35:09I don't care what you...
00:35:10I own three kayaks.
00:35:11Do you?
00:35:12Yeah, I have a lake.
00:35:15I know.
00:35:16I can't.
00:35:18You got what?
00:35:20I'm sorry.
00:35:21What'd you say?
00:35:22Cross the river, Mintz.
00:35:23Okay.
00:35:24Got it.
00:35:25Got it.
00:35:26Got it.
00:35:27Got it.
00:35:28All right.
00:35:29Turn left.
00:35:30Yeah, yeah.
00:35:31Mintz, turn left.
00:35:32Turn left.
00:35:33Turn left.
00:35:34Turn down.
00:35:35Should be on the right.
00:35:36It's Millennium Park.
00:35:37It's next to the Bean.
00:35:38Black!
00:35:39I'm here at Millennium Park.
00:35:41Now, Millennium Park opened in 2004, but it was supposed to be open in the year 2000.
00:35:46There were a bunch of construction delays and in fact it became a really controversial project.
00:35:50It cost $475 million to build this park, but since it opened it became one of the most popular
00:35:56destinations for Chicago.
00:35:5825 million people visit this park every single year.
00:36:02Way behind me is the Chicago Bee, but directly behind me is the J.
00:36:07Pritzker Pavilion.
00:36:07And that's where we're going to have our contestants meet us
00:36:09because the park itself is 25 acres.
00:36:12Now, the J.
00:36:12Pritzker Pavilion was named after J.
00:36:14Pritzker, who invented the Hyatt hotel chain.
00:36:16He passed away in 1999.
00:36:18We'll see how our rats like being in the open and we'll see who can get here first.
00:36:22Oh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
00:36:28What are we doing here?
00:36:29I feel like I'm going to go in.
00:36:30No, just sit still.
00:36:32Try to balance and I'll do it.
00:36:35Are you sure?
00:36:36Yes.
00:36:37Perfect.
00:36:38Go straight.
00:36:38Just like this.
00:36:39I love this.
00:36:40Perfect speed.
00:36:41Perfect speed, Mince.
00:36:42Yeah, we got a good rhythm.
00:36:43Perfect.
00:36:45Oh, it's not sliding, but we're heavy.
00:36:46This thing is laying low.
00:36:49All right.
00:36:49Hold on.
00:36:50All right.
00:36:50Right.
00:36:50Hold on.
00:36:52We're good.
00:36:52I know.
00:36:53I don't feel comfortable.
00:36:54Turn left.
00:36:55Yeah, I am.
00:36:57I'm using you as the rudder.
00:36:58Turn left.
00:37:01There you go.
00:37:03OK.
00:37:03Whoa.
00:37:05All right, you want to steer and I'll just go.
00:37:07I'll just I'll rotate.
00:37:08You steer.
00:37:09OK.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13Oh, oh, shit.
00:37:17It's not turning.
00:37:18Turn.
00:37:19I'm going.
00:37:19I'm going right.
00:37:20We're in it.
00:37:21I'm turning.
00:37:21I'm doing it.
00:37:22It won't turn.
00:37:24Don't lean.
00:37:25There we go.
00:37:25It's turning now.
00:37:26I should have sat in back.
00:37:28I'm the steerer.
00:37:28Why do you think you're the steer guy?
00:37:30Because I just steered us, like, flawlessly.
00:37:32No, you didn't.
00:37:33I did.
00:37:33No, I did.
00:37:34I went like this.
00:37:37Well, stop doing it now.
00:37:45Holy fuck, my shoulder's cooked.
00:37:47Are your arms tired yet?
00:37:48Yes.
00:37:49Can we take a break?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:52Oh, fuck.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:58We got it.
00:38:00Careful, will you?
00:38:03No.
00:38:04I know what you're thinking.
00:38:05No, we're not quitting yet.
00:38:06I'm taking a break.
00:38:07We're not quitting.
00:38:07I'm taking a break.
00:38:09You can't win.
00:38:09Don't try them out.
00:38:10No, I'm not taking a break.
00:38:12Let's rotate brakes.
00:38:13All right.
00:38:14That's a good idea.
00:38:15I'm going to go for, you know, a little bit here,
00:38:19and then you go.
00:38:20All right, Dave, Minzy, once you have solved that clue,
00:38:22you are free to go to the next leg.
00:38:23Let's go.
00:38:25This must be the pavilion over here, right?
00:38:28You keep steering us the wrong way.
00:38:30I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:38:31You panic too much.
00:38:32We're going way faster with me.
00:38:34Yeah, but we're not going in the right way.
00:38:36Turn, god damn it.
00:38:39Oh my god.
00:38:39Don't rock, don't rock, don't rock.
00:38:42Can you just throw it?
00:38:45I can catch it.
00:38:46You read.
00:38:47All right.
00:38:48I'm feeling all right.
00:38:50I'm telling you, big thing with me,
00:38:51I know Dave's bitching at me, but like,
00:38:52I got stamina for race four and five.
00:38:55Can't win it right now.
00:38:56Six tenths of a mile, Minz.
00:38:57Let's go.
00:38:59I have a strong, strong stroke.
00:39:05Bird pee ritz.
00:39:06Says bird.
00:39:07It's a bird.
00:39:08Someone peeing JP Pritzker pavilion.
00:39:14That's got to be it.
00:39:15How are we going to get this clue?
00:39:17Grab their boat.
00:39:17Throw it to me, throw it to me.
00:39:21Got it.
00:39:22Pushed off of them.
00:39:23Do I have to read it?
00:39:24I'm going to be turning while you read.
00:39:26Kerr pavilion.
00:39:28Kerr pavilion.
00:39:30All right, so we're OK, because that
00:39:33means we're going to have to do some running.
00:39:34And we can beat Eddie in the running.
00:39:36So let's not get crazy about the kayak.
00:39:38OK.
00:39:41Where is he?
00:39:43He said once we get past the stage, we turn right.
00:39:46Come on, Minz, you got it.
00:39:53My hip flexors are burning.
00:39:55Can I just say something?
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:57No matter what, I'm proud of us.
00:39:58I'm so proud of us.
00:40:00We've given it our all, and then some.
00:40:03Probably given it more than our all
00:40:04if that's physically possible.
00:40:06I'm going to be honest, I'm giving about 115%.
00:40:09I'm gassed.
00:40:10Over there.
00:40:15Can you run 4 tenths of a mile, Minz?
00:40:18Let's go.
00:40:26Speed here.
00:40:28I feel like I'm activating something.
00:40:29High five.
00:40:31Megan, PFT, once again, you're the first team to arrive,
00:40:36and you will be getting an advantage.
00:40:38Congratulations, guys.
00:40:39Fastest ride.
00:40:46I also just want to say, no matter what happens,
00:40:49we're a great team.
00:40:50Great team.
00:40:51People think we wouldn't be because of your egomaniac
00:40:55and narcissism, but no, we make a great team.
00:40:59I'm not sure all that was true.
00:41:00Yeah, you're more of a narcissist than egomaniac.
00:41:03We're in trouble.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:07A lot of trouble.
00:41:09Oh, god.
00:41:11Why'd you push me down?
00:41:12So I can get up.
00:41:13You've completed the rad trap.
00:41:15Once you have solved the clue, you
00:41:16are free to go on to the next checkpoint.
00:41:17I think we solved it.
00:41:18All right.
00:41:19Good luck.
00:41:20Back to me, Minz.
00:41:21Come on.
00:41:21Man, I'm going to smack anybody who keeps saying that shit
00:41:24to me.
00:41:25Y'all got to understand, I'm pacing myself.
00:41:27We got four.
00:41:28This ain't the end of it.
00:41:30You can't burn it on the second race.
00:41:33This is too much, man.
00:41:34I don't have to do these things.
00:41:36You know what I mean?
00:41:37You're a boss, right?
00:41:38Yeah, I don't have to do these things anymore.
00:41:40Could you just fire at women?
00:41:41I'm just doing them.
00:41:43I don't know why.
00:41:44I just can't say no.
00:41:46The last team to win both first legs of the race
00:41:49won it all in season one.
00:41:50Bird piss crackers.
00:41:53That's a hotel.
00:41:54Is that the Ritz?
00:41:55Is that a hotel?
00:41:55Ritz, yeah.
00:41:57Bird piss crackers.
00:41:58Ritz?
00:41:59Pritzker Pavilion.
00:42:01Fuck, that's far.
00:42:03Come on, Minz.
00:42:07Atta boy, Dave.
00:42:09Does not count until everyone's on the mat.
00:42:10So waiting for Minzy.
00:42:11Minzy's sprinting, though.
00:42:12Minzy's high-tailing it.
00:42:13Oh, look at Minzy.
00:42:14Look at Minzy go.
00:42:17Speed demon.
00:42:21Minzy, Dave, you're the second team to arrive.
00:42:24Congratulations.
00:42:25Still in the race.
00:42:26Way to go, guys.
00:42:27We're going to the JB Pritzker Pavilion, which
00:42:33is right at Millennium Park.
00:42:37Yeah, they're right there, Chief.
00:42:39They're right there.
00:42:41They're up on the bridge already.
00:42:43But Eddie's lagging behind Chief.
00:42:45So Eddie's the weak member of the herd here.
00:42:49Yeah, like if we just stop.
00:42:51I feel fine, but this is just my pace.
00:42:55You know?
00:42:56Which way do they go?
00:42:57They went across this bridge.
00:42:58No, no, no.
00:42:59They go across this bridge?
00:43:00Yeah, we got to go that way.
00:43:00No.
00:43:02Yes.
00:43:02They went across here.
00:43:03Where?
00:43:05Didn't they?
00:43:06No.
00:43:07We got to go up and go down that way.
00:43:10No, I'll give you some money.
00:43:12Just two stops to the pavilion.
00:43:18Can't bargain nowadays.
00:43:19Can't haggle.
00:43:20That's the kind of world we're living in.
00:43:22They went that way.
00:43:24But that's OK if they went the wrong way.
00:43:27Yeah, if they went that way, they went the wrong way.
00:43:30It's an 11-minute walk.
00:43:31This feels longer than that.
00:43:33Right?
00:43:34We just got to go straight.
00:43:35It's right over there.
00:43:38Boys are starting to feel it.
00:43:39Boys are starting to feel it.
00:43:41I think it's straight down Columbus.
00:43:42The J. Pritzker Pavilion?
00:43:45Put in Pritzker Pavilion, and it says it's that way.
00:43:50No wonder we didn't see them.
00:43:54No.
00:43:57We definitely saw them cross the bridge.
00:43:59Then they went the wrong way.
00:44:01No excuses, but I followed you.
00:44:03You said it's that way, Mr. Chicago.
00:44:06I said it's down Columbus.
00:44:10I did not say it was right.
00:44:11You said that way.
00:44:12I don't remember saying that.
00:44:13I don't feel well.
00:44:14I'm not out of gas, but the fuel light is on.
00:44:16Right.
00:44:17And we need to start looking for gas stations.
00:44:18Like, this has been an easy walk, and I haven't.
00:44:21I thought this walk would bring me back, and it has not.
00:44:25You don't look like much of a accountability guy right now.
00:44:28I had lack of blood flow to my brain from all the paddling.
00:44:31You told me not.
00:44:32That was your call.
00:44:33You're like, let's not watch the video,
00:44:34and let me do all the paddling.
00:44:36I had to think.
00:44:37Yeah, see?
00:44:37I see them.
00:44:38I don't see Chief and Eddie.
00:44:40So where are you guys?
00:44:41You guys lost.
00:44:43Who said that?
00:44:45Big cat.
00:44:52It's a race, boys.
00:44:56This is it.
00:44:56This is where you get off?
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:58That was the longest fucking clue ever, Clemmer.
00:45:00Never said it'd be easy.
00:45:02Yeah, you did.
00:45:03I texted you.
00:45:04You said it'd be easy.
00:45:05No, never said it'd be easy.
00:45:07I knew what it was.
00:45:08I knew where it was.
00:45:09You just take a wrong turn sometimes.
00:45:11First off, congratulations, guys.
00:45:13You guys are the 13th to arrive.
00:45:15You're still in the race.
00:45:16Eddie and Chief did not watch the complete video.
00:45:18They would have been set to five minute penalty.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:19They didn't either.
00:45:20This is the thing.
00:45:21Well, they watched it.
00:45:22Ah, da, da, da.
00:45:23Congratulations.
00:45:24They didn't watch it, and then we didn't watch it.
00:45:26We were watching it.
00:45:28I was told, I was told you guys watched the complete video.
00:45:31We did.
00:45:32And I was told that they did not.
00:45:34They skipped to the end.
00:45:35Lock up chance.
00:45:37Where did they go?
00:45:38Did you guys beat them on the kayak too?
00:45:40No, they beat us on the kayak.
00:45:42And they would have beaten us here,
00:45:44but they just went north.
00:45:46Are we first?
00:45:49We're first?
00:45:50Chief, Eddie, first off, you'll be
00:45:54assessed a five minute penalty for skipping the safety
00:45:57video.
00:45:58I was told you skipped right to the end.
00:46:00Brandon's a liar.
00:46:01I do not hear that from Brandon.
00:46:02Secondly, it doesn't matter because you
00:46:04finished in last place.
00:46:05A dreadful performance from two guys
00:46:06that I would think know the city better than anyone.
00:46:09I heard you got on the wrong bus?
00:46:11No.
00:46:11What happened?
00:46:12We knew the clue.
00:46:14We knew where it was.
00:46:15We just made a wrong turn.
00:46:16You've both been eliminated.
00:46:17Get the fuck back to the office.
00:46:19I expected more from both of you.
00:46:20Dreadful performance.
00:46:23All right, the three of you.
00:46:24Bloomer.
00:46:25Yes.
00:46:25We saw a dog, and we pet it.
00:46:27That was very nice.
00:46:28Come here.
00:46:28I'm proud of you guys.
00:46:29You guys won that leg.
00:46:31No better way to celebrate than a shot of Pink Whitney.
00:46:33Congratulations, guys.
00:46:35That's just one of two advantages you're getting.
00:46:37Cheers.
00:46:42All right, you guys can step back now.
00:46:44And you guys are going to get another advantage here.
00:46:46Now, this advantage is going to have a number of locations
00:46:49all over Chicago.
00:46:50One of those locations is where we're headed next.
00:46:53So you guys can share that knowledge
00:46:55or keep it to yourselves.
00:46:56It's up to you.
00:46:57Why would we share it?
00:46:57No reason to.
00:46:58That's a smart play.
00:46:59Then why would we?
00:47:02Well, you simply could.
00:47:03Just to be nice.
00:47:04Just to be nice.
00:47:04Just to pass that test.
00:47:05All right, guys.
00:47:06I'm going to give you your clues,
00:47:08and then you're off and running.
00:47:09TFT and Megan.
00:47:14You'll want to meet me by the guys with a name that
00:47:16reminds you of a boat or a drill.
00:47:19A boat or a drill.
00:47:20You'll want to meet me by the guys.
00:47:21So is it like a monument?
00:47:24Is it a statue?
00:47:25Is it a picture?
00:47:27Breathe.
00:47:28I'm going to keep pulling just a little more.
00:47:31Wait, the most famous person who worked here
00:47:33can't be seen from the street?
00:47:34Yes.
00:47:36Oh, get that finger.
00:47:37Oh, yeah.
00:47:38Let it burn.
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:40Oh, man.
00:47:41You ready?
00:47:44What is that accomplishing?
00:47:45So drill, screw, hammer, nail, waltz, like the waltz drills.
00:47:54Milwaukee.
00:47:58The most famous guy who worked here
00:47:59can't be seen from the street.
00:48:00You'll want to meet me by the guys with the names that
00:48:02remind you of a boat or a drill.
00:48:03This place opened less than a week after that.
00:48:06It's got, it has to be Wrigley Village.
00:48:08It's talking about a place that opened right after the strike.
00:48:11Of a boat or a drill.
00:48:14All right, Dan.
00:48:15Are we up?
00:48:16Here we go.
00:48:17Oh, is there a clue?
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Oh, we're good.
00:48:19The most famous guy who worked here
00:48:22can't be seen from the street.
00:48:24United Center.
00:48:26That opened in 94, didn't it?
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:29Jordan can't be seen from the street because they put it in.
00:48:31You'll want to meet by the guys with the names
00:48:33that remind you of a boat or a drill.
00:48:37Behind me is the United Center.
00:48:38It's owned by both the Bulls and the Blackhawks.
00:48:40They have 50-50 share of it.
00:48:42It was built in 1994.
00:48:43And it's the largest arena by square footage,
00:48:46not by capacity, but by square footage
00:48:48in the entire United States.
00:48:49That Michael Jordan statue that's so famous?
00:48:51That was moved inside in 2017.
00:48:54But they left these two statues outside.
00:48:56Behind me, Stan Makeda, Bobby Hull,
00:48:59both Chicago Blackhawks legends, both in the Hall of Fame,
00:49:03and both helped the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup in 1961.
00:49:06The first two teams to get to me will be the last two teams
00:49:10left in the rat race.
00:49:16All right, so how do we get to Wrigleyville?
00:49:20I think we should take the bus.
00:49:22The bus goes straight there.
00:49:23How do we get on a bus?
00:49:25Madison Wabash.
00:49:37Wait, why are they still here?
00:49:39What are y'all doing?
00:49:40You guys following us?
00:49:41Yeah, that's...
00:49:42We figured out the clue instantly.
00:49:44I don't like this.
00:49:47I got it.
00:49:48Let's go.
00:49:50What took him so long?
00:49:52What took him so long?
00:49:53I got it, like, seconds, and I don't even...
00:49:56MJ statue, United Center.
00:49:58Megan and PFT are gonna be first.
00:49:59We then have an Uber over Megan and PFT.
00:50:02Right.
00:50:03For the win.
00:50:04But if we Uber now, we guarantee ourselves beating them,
00:50:07and we won't even...
00:50:07But we have 0% chance of beating Megan and PFT.
00:50:09We're on even ground with them, though.
00:50:10But we have 0% chance of beating them
00:50:12with a two-minute head start on how fast they are.
00:50:16Right?
00:50:21I think they know.
00:50:21I think we fucking follow them.
00:50:31As long as we don't finish third here, we're gonna win.
00:50:34Because we're gonna have an Uber.
00:50:37Right?
00:50:38Am I right?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:40I feel like I'm right.
00:50:41Where are you guys going?
00:50:42Don't worry about it.
00:50:44Yeah, yeah, I know where we're going.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:46Do you know where you're going?
00:50:47Yep.
00:50:48All right, we're back to break.
00:50:49That's good, that's good.
00:50:51Yeah, this is good.
00:50:52We get another sprint.
00:50:53Getting an Uber would take a while, too.
00:50:54Minty, on my hip.
00:50:55I'm gonna need you to sprint harder
00:50:57than you've ever sprinted in your life, okay?
00:51:18What if the bus doesn't come?
00:51:20Yeah.
00:51:22Have you considered that?
00:51:24You guys struggling?
00:51:26No, not at all.
00:51:27Not at all?
00:51:30Yeah, I do.
00:51:30No, where is it?
00:51:32I'm not gonna tell you.
00:51:33Well, I know where it is.
00:51:34Well, so do I.
00:51:36I'm gonna check out a little bit.
00:51:37You let me know when it's time to go.
00:51:39Yeah.
00:51:40You guys got it?
00:51:41Yep.
00:51:42What is it?
00:51:43Why would we tell you, Dave?
00:51:45I know where I'm going.
00:51:47Okay, so why would I tell you?
00:51:49Why would I risk telling you?
00:51:50What would be the reward?
00:51:52Me just being right?
00:51:54I'd rather be first than right.
00:51:56Makita is a drill.
00:51:59I didn't know that's a brand of drill.
00:52:02Wait, where's this taking us?
00:52:05United.
00:52:11We're playing to win this or lose this in this round,
00:52:14which I'm happy with.
00:52:15I don't wanna lose.
00:52:16I wanna be the second place.
00:52:17First loser.
00:52:19But I am starting to doubt it because there's no bus.
00:52:21The bus being here is key.
00:52:23Crucial, crucial.
00:52:30See anything you like?
00:52:31No.
00:52:36Not it, Dan.
00:52:37Fuck the other bus.
00:52:41This one, this one.
00:52:43What are the chances that they can bring an order there?
00:52:46If they got on the right bus straight off the bat,
00:52:48they will be able to stay.
00:52:49Or they might've done something weird like hitchhike
00:52:51or much worse.
00:52:53I would be down for that.
00:52:54I just don't know if anyone would let four people
00:52:56in your car and it's stinky and sweaty
00:52:58unless they know you as PFT,
00:53:01which a lot of people have been knowing you around the city.
00:53:04You wanna use the Uber right now?
00:53:07I don't know.
00:53:09If you see a cab, go over there and yell it.
00:53:14It's PFT, everyone.
00:53:15Look.
00:53:19So we can't pay for a ride, right?
00:53:21Right, can't pay for a ride.
00:53:23We're rolling the dice here.
00:53:27You're sitting very wide.
00:53:30This is my normal sitting.
00:53:36Hey, yeah, come get us, come get us, come get us.
00:53:38Hey, no, I got you guys for 100.
00:53:40No, Dave, no, Dave can't do that.
00:53:42Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:53:45Let's go.
00:53:48What do we do?
00:53:50I think we're fucked right now.
00:53:52We might be fucked.
00:53:55Hey, we're in a game show.
00:53:56We need $100 to get us to the United Center
00:53:58as fast as possible, right?
00:54:00Look, if they didn't have that car, I'm gonna be pissed, man.
00:54:03Like I knew you, not fucking Dave.
00:54:05Wait, they got in that car?
00:54:06I think they might have.
00:54:07Here, $100 cash.
00:54:09My man, I appreciate you, baby.
00:54:12They fucking got in the car!
00:54:14They got in it!
00:54:15They took my ride?
00:54:16What the fuck?
00:54:19You're splitting this with me then, aren't you?
00:54:21I am, when we win.
00:54:24Not if we win.
00:54:26We're gonna win.
00:54:27We're gonna be fucked.
00:54:28We're done, we're fucked.
00:54:28We're done.
00:54:29I hope that guy kidnaps White Sox fans.
00:54:32I hope that guy's a serial killer.
00:54:35Yes, yes, yes, all four of us, right now.
00:54:38Stay right there, we're coming to you.
00:54:39We're coming to you, we're coming to you.
00:54:41Get in, get in, get in.
00:54:42They jumped in the car.
00:54:47Wait, they didn't use the Uber?
00:54:48But they're going.
00:54:49Wait, what are they doing?
00:54:50Right there.
00:54:52But I thought they used the Uber.
00:54:53Yeah, come on.
00:54:54What's up, dude?
00:54:55What's going on, guys?
00:54:56How's it going?
00:54:57Where am I going?
00:54:57United Center.
00:54:58Hey, Google, take me to United Center.
00:55:00We just gotta trust the process.
00:55:01We gotta trust the process.
00:55:03You're a literal lifesaver.
00:55:05We're about to have to kill him.
00:55:06I mean, I saw you and I was like,
00:55:06I'm gonna turn around.
00:55:08I'm a big fan.
00:55:09Thanks, man, I appreciate that.
00:55:10We appreciate you being a really big fan.
00:55:12We can only use one Uber, you're it.
00:55:14Oh, okay.
00:55:14Uber, taxi, all that.
00:55:17Does he count as an Uber?
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:22This is a disaster.
00:55:24This is the worst thing that's ever happened.
00:55:27Yeah, John.
00:55:28Yes, John.
00:55:28Yeah, John.
00:55:29I grew up in the city,
00:55:30so I know what we're doing here.
00:55:33This is the slowest form of travel imaginable.
00:55:35There's never been anything invented slower than this.
00:55:38If we were physically capable of walking,
00:55:39we would be ahead of this pace.
00:55:42And I gotta pee.
00:55:43No, the United Center's behind us, isn't it?
00:55:45No, it's right here.
00:55:46Oh, fuck, it's right here.
00:55:47You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:55:48My bad.
00:55:48Yeah, we...
00:55:49So we're going to the MJ statue in the atrium
00:55:51right to the right over here.
00:55:53You see this?
00:55:54Is it the MJ or the war statue?
00:55:54Right here.
00:55:55George statue's like right in this entrance over here.
00:55:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:59All right, guys.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:05Guess what, guys?
00:56:06You're in first place.
00:56:07You're still in the race.
00:56:08Great job, guys.
00:56:09Way to go.
00:56:11We literally hitchhiked.
00:56:13PFT started to hail him.
00:56:15I stole it from PFT.
00:56:16I'm like, I'll give you $100 to get to the United Center
00:56:18as fast as we could.
00:56:19We all piled in.
00:56:21What did PFT say?
00:56:22Dave, you fucking asshole.
00:56:24Took my hitchhike.
00:56:26Death by bus.
00:56:28Remember this moment.
00:56:30I'm still going to give some money to charity.
00:56:32I will give a lot of money to charity.
00:56:35PFT?
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37Megan?
00:56:38PFT?
00:56:39Megan?
00:56:42You're second place.
00:56:43You're still in the race.
00:56:44Way to go, guys.
00:56:45Dave's a fucking prick.
00:56:47I had the idea to hitchhike
00:56:49and Dave just took the car that I pulled over for him.
00:56:51Oh, it was a hitchhike situation.
00:56:52Okay, all right.
00:56:53We found another guy.
00:56:54So you hitchhiked?
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56All right.
00:56:56You guys have already used your ride share,
00:56:57but you hitchhiked.
00:56:58All right, that's fine.
00:56:59That's fine.
00:57:00Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:01What?
00:57:02You can use?
00:57:03Hitchhike, free ride?
00:57:04I said we just don't have our ride share.
00:57:06We got our ride share for the last one.
00:57:09That means we still have our Uber.
00:57:10If you call that, that ruins.
00:57:11No, it's not.
00:57:12It does not mean that.
00:57:13You used the ride share.
00:57:14We didn't use the ride share.
00:57:15You came out of an Uber.
00:57:16That wasn't in the Uber.
00:57:17We hitchhiked.
00:57:18That was a straight hitchhike.
00:57:19We hitchhiked.
00:57:20You did not pay.
00:57:21No, no.
00:57:22I paid him a hundred dollars to get here.
00:57:23Right.
00:57:24Oh, you paid him.
00:57:25Oh, you paid him.
00:57:26Oh, Dave just said he paid him.
00:57:28No, we did pay him.
00:57:29You did not use your phone.
00:57:31No, no.
00:57:31I took his hitchhike.
00:57:32We did not.
00:57:33We hitchhiked.
00:57:34White Sox Dave's a bitch.
00:57:37Oh my God, Dan.
00:57:38Everybody's out there.
00:57:39Really?
00:57:40So we've never run into a hitchhiking situation before.
00:57:42Chicago, a different beast than New York.
00:57:44I never said you couldn't hitchhike.
00:57:46So because of that, I have to allow hitchhiking.
00:57:50Do not.
00:57:52Heads up high?
00:57:53Heads are high.
00:57:54Listen, our strategy was to finish third every time.
00:57:58You guys did exactly that.
00:58:00Finish third every time.
00:58:01We accomplished our goal.
00:58:02Sorry guys.
00:58:03You guys had a great race,
00:58:05but you have been eliminated.
00:58:05Out of the race.
00:58:07Get the fuck back to the office.
00:58:08All right.
00:58:11First place team, get on the map.
00:58:15Face me.
00:58:17Congratulations guys.
00:58:18You guys did finish in first place because of that.
00:58:20Boom.
00:58:21Pink Whitney.
00:58:22Enjoy.
00:58:23Cheers, Dave.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:25Cheers, enjoy.
00:58:26Knock that back.
00:58:27Go.
00:58:29All right.
00:58:30Let Dave enjoy it for us.
00:58:31Shout out Pink Whitney.
00:58:32All right.
00:58:33Go back there.
00:58:34All right, guys.
00:58:35We're down to the final two teams.
00:58:37The next team to step on this mat
00:58:39at the location that resides
00:58:41is going to be the winner of the round race
00:58:43and $5,000.
00:58:45Now, one other note.
00:58:48There's no more advantages at all.
00:58:49There is no staggered start.
00:58:51You guys will not be getting a headstart.
00:58:52We're all starting at the same time.
00:58:54Congrats on winning this leg though.
00:58:56I was going to congratulate you first.
00:58:58Congrats.
00:58:59I think you guys are going.
00:59:00But you didn't.
00:59:00I congratulate you first.
00:59:01I'm throwing it back.
00:59:02I reject.
00:59:03I reject yours.
00:59:04Are we going to eat lunch?
00:59:05Somehow.
00:59:06Ready?
00:59:07Glimmer said we don't need to eat today.
00:59:09Set.
00:59:10Go.
00:59:14Where is that?
00:59:15What's the address?
00:59:16Ontario.
00:59:17Yeah, yeah.
00:59:18That's it.
00:59:18Let's go.
00:59:19What's the location?
00:59:20I'm headed over to priority.
00:59:21Um.
00:59:22It's on Ontario Street.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24I'm not, I'm not using an app.
00:59:27No app.
00:59:29I'm getting, I'm getting Uber.
00:59:30I'm going priority.
00:59:31Priority.
00:59:32I got a six.
00:59:33Mine's four minutes away.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:35I'm hitting it anyway.
00:59:36It's six.
00:59:37Just checking.
00:59:38Big Cat volunteered to arrange a ride for us.
00:59:41So I'm not using an app.
00:59:42I am not.
00:59:43Do you know where the ride is coming from?
00:59:45I have no idea.
00:59:46I have no idea.
00:59:47I'm just out here.
00:59:48I'm hoping.
00:59:49Seven minutes.
00:59:50Six minutes now.
00:59:51Seven, I'm on.
00:59:52Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:53Down here?
00:59:54Okay.
00:59:54All right, see you.
00:59:58They're already on their fucking way.
01:00:01How the fuck are they on the way?
01:00:03Who'd they get a ride from?
01:00:05I mean, this is kind of bullshit.
01:00:15Is that yours?
01:00:16This is our Uber.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:18If you guys want a ride, you can hop in.
01:00:19Can we get a ride?
01:00:20Yeah, you can hop in.
01:00:21Is that illegal?
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:23We're not calling an Uber.
01:00:24This is my Uber, so you guys aren't calling an Uber.
01:00:26Big Cat offered me a ride.
01:00:28Four minutes.
01:00:29Five minutes.
01:00:31Why can it not be the fucking car that's like right here?
01:00:34There's a thousand fucking Ubers in this city.
01:00:36This is a really good not, not our Uber.
01:00:40I got all the money in the world for you.
01:00:42We're on a game show.
01:00:43Where you gotta go?
01:00:44Portillo's on Ontario.
01:00:47I'm only on that.
01:00:48Okay, so Megan, what else does the clue say?
01:00:53So we're gonna have to eat something.
01:00:54Oh God, yeah.
01:00:55The Chicago dog?
01:00:56Is Minty a fast eater?
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:59Oh, he's one of the fastest.
01:01:01Oh shit, and this is shaped like a banana.
01:01:04And White Sox Dave loves sucking dick.
01:01:07It seems like this is a contest designed for them.
01:01:11Oh, what's your name?
01:01:13Got it.
01:01:14My name is Fernando.
01:01:15That's who I'm picking up.
01:01:16All right, we gotta get out.
01:01:17We're getting out, we're getting out.
01:01:18Fuck, I'm sorry.
01:01:20I can put some food away.
01:01:21We'll be all right.
01:01:22You can eat?
01:01:23I'm hungry.
01:01:25I ripped my pen a couple times.
01:01:26Get ready.
01:01:27Yeah.
01:01:28Some PEDs?
01:01:29We hopped in someone else's Uber, Fernando.
01:01:31Doesn't want to be filmed, surprisingly.
01:01:33And now Dave is paying Fernando to steal his Uber
01:01:36so we can go to Portillo's on Ontario.
01:01:39And we still don't even know if that's a great location.
01:01:42Thank you so much.
01:01:43This is our Uber.
01:01:44We're gonna get out wherever you go after.
01:01:47Yeah, it's not really our business.
01:01:49Yeah, it's not up to me either.
01:01:51It's wherever.
01:01:52I have not sent an address to the Uber driver or anything.
01:01:57I thought we were half a mile away.
01:02:00I'm so nervous.
01:02:02You gotta eat.
01:02:03I know.
01:02:04I'm like anxious, hungry, angry.
01:02:07I might fight Mimsy if I don't win.
01:02:11I'm just hoping maybe there's another surprise challenge.
01:02:15Before the final two teams can head to the finish line,
01:02:17they must first go through, you guessed it,
01:02:19another rat trap.
01:02:21They say the second rat gets the cheese,
01:02:22but in this case, both teams will get to experience
01:02:25a staple in Chicago dining, Portillo's.
01:02:28With unrivaled Italian beef and Chicago-style hot dogs,
01:02:31there isn't a better place to go
01:02:32when you want a taste of the real Chicago experience.
01:02:35And for both teams to advance to the final leg,
01:02:37they'll have to consume the following.
01:02:39One hot, delicious, fully baptized Italian beef
01:02:42on a freshly baked roll.
01:02:44One Chicago-style dog fully loaded,
01:02:47or as Chicagoans say, dragged through the garden,
01:02:49which includes mustard, relish, celery salt,
01:02:53freshly chopped onions, sliced red ripe tomatoes,
01:02:55a kosher pickle, and sport peppers
01:02:58piled onto a perfectly steamed poppy seed bun.
01:03:01Delicious.
01:03:02And to complete the meal,
01:03:03both team members will split an order
01:03:04of mouth-watering, crinkle-cut french fries.
01:03:07And Portillo's isn't just for our racers.
01:03:09You can also enjoy Portillo's
01:03:11by going to a location local to you
01:03:13or by going to portillos.com
01:03:15and ordering for pickup or delivery.
01:03:17Portillo's, it always sounds good.
01:03:19And you know what they say, hungry rats run faster.
01:03:22So let's hope our rats brought their appetite.
01:03:27Yeah, we'll get out here.
01:03:28I'm gonna jump out.
01:03:29Hey, I got, right?
01:03:30No, you're not gonna, you're gonna listen to me,
01:03:31you're gonna follow me.
01:03:33That's for you, my friend, that's $83, okay?
01:03:37Let's go.
01:03:43No, no.
01:03:46White Sox save, where's Mincy?
01:03:48He should be fucking running here, where is he?
01:03:51Where's this idiot?
01:03:52I don't know.
01:03:56Mince, play Frogger, let's go.
01:04:00I'm gonna kill this kid.
01:04:02We can get out here.
01:04:04Yeah, thank you so much.
01:04:06I'm going after this.
01:04:16All right, White Sox save.
01:04:17Mincy, you have entered a rat trap.
01:04:18Welcome to Portillo's, home of unrivaled Chicago beef
01:04:21and Chicago hot dogs.
01:04:23You're gonna go upstairs and begin the challenge.
01:04:25Hope you brought your appetite.
01:04:27I ate Adderall, fuck.
01:04:40All right, Megan Megan Money, BFT,
01:04:42you've entered a rat trap.
01:04:43Welcome to Portillo's.
01:04:45Did you bring your appetite?
01:04:48The answer's yes.
01:04:49I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try.
01:04:50You're gonna eat as fast as you possibly can.
01:04:53I'm probably, I'm gonna puke, I'm gonna try,
01:04:55I'm gonna puke.
01:04:55You're not gonna puke, you're gonna, you're gonna.
01:04:57You understand, I took an Adderall today,
01:04:58my stomach's like.
01:04:59Well, that was dumb.
01:05:00You already eat?
01:05:03You better brought your appetite.
01:05:07We're gonna, I'll do it, we're gonna, yeah.
01:05:11Do we start?
01:05:12We're gonna eat?
01:05:14All right, you gotta eat the process, all right,
01:05:15you gotta eat the process.
01:05:16Fine, all right, you both must eat one hot dog,
01:05:19one Italian beef, and then you split the fries.
01:05:22Same goes for you guys.
01:05:22You both must eat one Italian beef, one hot dog,
01:05:25and then you can split the fries.
01:05:27Can I puke?
01:05:28If you gotta puke, you gotta puke in the trash can.
01:05:30It's good, we got Megan, we're gonna win.
01:05:32No way.
01:05:33No?
01:05:34No way.
01:05:35You won?
01:05:36I'm 105 pounds.
01:05:38Oh, look at Minzy wolfing down
01:05:39that delicious Portillo's hot dog.
01:05:41That was nothing.
01:05:42It's like a fast banana of beef.
01:05:46White Sox Dave wolfing down the Italian beef.
01:05:49That's nothing to him.
01:05:52He's slurping down the fries.
01:05:53Fries are almost gone.
01:05:56I don't think it's fair that I have to eat a whole one,
01:05:58and Minzy double my size.
01:06:00This is a quality.
01:06:01Men and women equal.
01:06:07That's a really good one.
01:06:09All right, just bite.
01:06:13I can't do it.
01:06:15It's delicious.
01:06:15It's a hell of a day to start nodding.
01:06:19Megan making money,
01:06:20you look like you're struggling over there.
01:06:22Yeah, do I fucking look like I eat two things
01:06:24every time I come somewhere?
01:06:26All right, I'm done.
01:06:30Two things in my mouth.
01:06:33Couple more.
01:06:33Stop talking.
01:06:37We're fucked.
01:06:38White Sox Dave, how's that hot dog treating you?
01:06:41The head nod says everything.
01:06:42He's so hungry, he just wants to keep stuffing
01:06:45that Portillo's in his mouth.
01:06:46It's so delicious.
01:06:47You gave Minzy an entire competition of running and eating.
01:06:50That's just fucked.
01:06:51I did a...
01:06:53Am I good?
01:06:54White Sox Dave, you are good.
01:06:55We're just waiting on Minzy to eat that Italian beef.
01:06:59I got it.
01:07:00One more bite.
01:07:01He's saying one more bite.
01:07:02That looks like two more bites, but all right.
01:07:04Come on, Minzy, let's go.
01:07:05It's just one.
01:07:06Minzy is feeling it right now.
01:07:07Minzy, let's go.
01:07:08Stop thinking, mind over matter, let's go.
01:07:11Swallow.
01:07:12Oh, no.
01:07:16Your plates are clean.
01:07:17You enjoyed Portillo's.
01:07:19Here is your next clue.
01:07:20Wipe those hands off.
01:07:21All right, yeah.
01:07:22I thought he falled down the stairs.
01:07:24There's another clue, Megan.
01:07:26Let's do it.
01:07:26Are there any napkins?
01:07:28Shut up about the napkins.
01:07:30Kramer's gonna get slapped.
01:07:31He hasn't thought about eating all day,
01:07:32and then he does this.
01:07:33There's some ketchup for you.
01:07:35Yeah.
01:07:36John Hancock.
01:07:38You're going only half of my way.
01:07:39Let's go, let's go, let's go.
01:07:40I'm coming.
01:07:41Don't worry about your fucking earphones.
01:07:43Let's go.
01:07:43I got it, dude.
01:07:44Jesus, he's a fucking idiot.
01:07:59Maybe you should do what they do
01:08:00on like the 4th of July,
01:08:00and like dip it in the water and wet it.
01:08:02Stop, stop.
01:08:05That Portillo is hurting.
01:08:09He's like fucking something about Mary.
01:08:11Have you seen my baseball?
01:08:12He's like that guy.
01:08:21It's much farther than we thought.
01:08:23I'm still here.
01:08:24We're good.
01:08:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:26What?
01:08:27Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
01:08:27How the fuck did Mincy and Dave eat their sushi fries?
01:08:30It was insane.
01:08:31It was two rabid animals going at a piece of meat.
01:08:34Come on, Mincy.
01:08:35You got it.
01:08:36I like it.
01:08:37Play Frogger.
01:08:37Come on, Mincy.
01:08:38You got it, baby.
01:08:39You got it, Mincy.
01:08:40You're doing great.
01:08:41I'm right here with you, bud.
01:08:42You're doing great.
01:08:43Don't close strong.
01:08:45All right.
01:08:46Congratulations, guys.
01:08:47You are moving on to the next leg.
01:08:52Going up.
01:08:57This is 360 Chicago,
01:08:58the final place for Rat Race.
01:09:00Located in the old John Hancock building,
01:09:03the great thing about 360 Chicago
01:09:05is it incorporates the culture
01:09:06and the vibrant nature of Chicago right here.
01:09:08Well, that's the second best thing about 360 Chicago.
01:09:11The best thing about 360 Chicago,
01:09:13how about these views?
01:09:14I'm currently 1,030 feet above the Magnificent Mile.
01:09:18This is tilt at 360 Chicago.
01:09:21I'm at a 30 degree angle right now.
01:09:23It is equally terrifying and stunning.
01:09:26The views are incredible,
01:09:28but I'd be lying if I said my palms weren't sweaty.
01:09:31I'm even more scared doing that,
01:09:33but this is awesome.
01:09:35The final spot is the Cloud Walkroom.
01:09:37This is the highest open air space in all of Chicago.
01:09:41You might notice the floor has the red and blue stars.
01:09:45Local artist, Katie Chung, made this floor,
01:09:48and it represents the Chicago flag.
01:09:50The winner of Rat Race will be right here
01:09:52to win this trophy
01:09:54and be the third champion of Rat Race.
01:10:04You're doing great, man.
01:10:06How much water, two box?
01:10:07Yeah, a couple of blocks across.
01:10:09What are other options to get in there?
01:10:11Red line?
01:10:12Okay, so we gotta go Ontario.
01:10:15We gotta go this way.
01:10:15Let's cross here.
01:10:17You're doing great, man.
01:10:18You got it.
01:10:18Come on, finish strong, finish strong.
01:10:21Where are we?
01:10:22It's gotta be.
01:10:25Yeah, let's go towards the train.
01:10:26If we get picked up, that's great.
01:10:31Almost there, man.
01:10:33Where is this place?
01:10:34It's right here.
01:10:35Let's go.
01:10:37Chris Clemmer's Swallow Fest.
01:10:40I think I should name the next one.
01:10:41We can swallow more.
01:10:43There's a better swallower at close quarters.
01:10:45Is this it?
01:10:47Is this it?
01:10:48This is it.
01:10:50Are we gonna have to go upstairs
01:10:52to the observation deck?
01:10:53Probably, PFC.
01:10:55Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:06That was a hell of an effort, dude.
01:11:08Sure was.
01:11:08We crushed that poor Tillow's.
01:11:15Being fat pays off, boys.
01:11:18I guess we're gonna go towards the lake.
01:11:25Effort's been great, bro.
01:11:26It's been awesome.
01:11:27Good management.
01:11:28You're the captain and I'm the steady.
01:11:30We've worked well together.
01:11:38We really were like a perfect combo, like it was.
01:11:41Yeah, we were.
01:11:42We were.
01:11:43We were.
01:11:44We were.
01:11:44We were.
01:11:45We were.
01:11:48I'm dragging right now.
01:11:51I'm dragging so hard.
01:11:57At least we didn't have to hang out
01:11:59with White Sox Dave for an entire day.
01:12:01That's very true.
01:12:08Oh, there it is.
01:12:10The big fucker right there.
01:12:11Come on, Minzy.
01:12:12I'm coming.
01:12:14Let's go.
01:12:17Minzy, let's go.
01:12:21Benjamin Minz, White Sox Dave.
01:12:25You are the winners of Run Race.
01:12:27Congratulations, boys.
01:12:29Come here.
01:12:30$5,000.
01:12:32All right, so we go downstairs, I think.
01:12:33It says 360 entrance down here.
01:12:36I've always wanted to do this.
01:12:39Dwayne's World.
01:12:40We got $5,000.
01:12:42We got $5,000.
01:12:44We got $5,000.
01:12:46We got $5,000.
01:12:48I'm scared.
01:12:49Is there like a different observation
01:12:52or people who are terrified of heights?
01:12:54Minzy, I'm gonna have this one on your behalf.
01:12:56All right, buddy?
01:12:57All right, cheers.
01:12:58White Sox Dave, let's go.
01:12:59Cheers you, Clemmer, on a great event.
01:13:04Cheers, boys.
01:13:05Cheers, Whitney.
01:13:06Yes, Whitney.
01:13:07Love Pink Whitney.
01:13:08Cheers to Portillo.
01:13:09Cheers to Chicago.
01:13:10Are you that scared?
01:13:12I don't like heights, so, my God.
01:13:15Here, come on.
01:13:17I love a gift.
01:13:18You guys have won the third Rad Race.
01:13:20You're the first team to ever get one of these.
01:13:22Hold this up high, boys.
01:13:23It's all yours now.
01:13:24You earned it.
01:13:25Rad Race three champions, Benjamin Meese,
01:13:27White Sox Dave.
01:13:29Hold it high, King.
01:13:30We have to go up higher?
01:13:32Okay, I'm okay.
01:13:33I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
01:13:34We got this in between us.
01:13:36Oh, we have to go in here?
01:13:38I have to go through a door up here?
01:13:39You got it, you got it.
01:13:40Come on.
01:13:42I hate you.
01:13:43You can't even eat a full beef yourself.
01:13:45Why the fuck would you give me a full beef and a hot dog?
01:13:48Get in line.
01:13:49That's fucked up.
01:13:50Guys?
01:13:51It's fucked up.
01:13:52No, it's fucked up.
01:13:53Second place.
01:13:54Can you eat a full beef?
01:13:55I could probably, I would struggle.
01:13:56I could not eat it like those guys could, for sure.
01:13:58Exactly.
01:13:59For sure.
01:13:59They didn't give it to us.
01:14:00I believe in equality.
01:14:01I also believe in our winners,
01:14:03Ben Meese and White Sox Dave,
01:14:05the champions of Rad Race three.
01:14:07You guys ran a great race.
01:14:08I hope you guys aren't too upset.
01:14:09Yeah, no, I'm not.
01:14:10I'm not upset besides being up here on the top of the world.
01:14:14I do really well with heights, so this is fine for me.
01:14:16Ladies and gentlemen, one more time for the winners.
01:14:18And thank you so much for watching Rad Race.
01:14:21We'll be back in a new location next time.
01:14:33Do you want kids?
01:14:37I want to have had kids.
01:14:39But you don't want,
01:14:40I want to go through the process.
01:14:42I mean, you don't really have,
01:14:43you don't want to have sex?
01:14:47I guess that's exactly what I said, right?
01:14:49Yeah.
01:14:50That's not it.