"Wanna Get Lei'd?"
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 Do you think your boyfriend would want to get laid by me?
00:02 Welcome back to my channel, my name is Dani Jackal and today I'm at the University of Hawaii
00:07 and I'm going to be asking people if they want to get laid.
00:09 Like laid, weirdo.
00:11 Quick question, do you want to get laid?
00:13 Oh, I'm all set with that.
00:15 I got a girl, so...
00:17 Yeah, but there's no way that she can do it as well as I can.
00:21 I don't believe you.
00:23 Like I can whip it out, drape it on your neck.
00:26 No, stop, bro. Stop.
00:29 What? I'm talking...
00:30 Stop.
00:31 What?
00:32 You're crazy.
00:33 What do you mean?
00:34 You're crazy, what are you doing?
00:35 What are you doing?
00:36 I'm getting lunch.
00:38 I know that wasn't an invite because you have a girlfriend.
00:40 So I just wanted to give you this.
00:42 I'll take it.
00:43 Yeah, give it to her, you know.
00:44 I will, I'm going to.
00:45 I mean, you think I'm crazy, but I'm just trying to help your girl out.
00:48 I appreciate that.
00:49 I appreciate you.
00:50 You have a great day.
00:51 Thank you, you too.
00:52 It was lovely meeting you.
00:53 Lovely meeting you.
00:54 Are you guys dating?
00:56 Yes.
00:57 Do you think your boyfriend would want to get laid by me?
00:59 Like, just like a lay.
01:02 I don't know.
01:04 Or you could do it. You could lay it, too.
01:06 Like you could...
01:07 For what?
01:08 Just for fun.
01:09 I have like extra. I was giving him out earlier.
01:11 Yeah, like go for it.
01:16 Yeah.
01:19 I feel like it's a fun vibe.
01:22 I don't know. Okay, take care.
01:24 Bye.
01:26 Do you want to get laid?
01:28 Not really.
01:30 Really?
01:31 Not like a hook up thing, no.
01:33 Oh my gosh, what?
01:35 I was literally just wanting to give you a lay.
01:37 A hook up?
01:39 Oh my god, ew.
01:40 You said laid. I'm sorry. I thought you were...
01:42 Like laid.
01:43 Oh yeah, sure.
01:44 Okay.
01:45 Sorry, I misunderstood.
01:46 A hook up? What the heck?
01:47 You said laid like...
01:48 Like the chips?
01:50 No, L-A-I-D is what I thought you meant.
01:53 Oh my gosh.
01:55 No, you're fine. You're fine.
01:57 Oh my gosh. I just thought that would look good on you.
02:00 That's all.
02:01 Thank you, I appreciate that.
02:02 Do you want to get laid?
02:03 Uh, what does that even mean?
02:07 Like you know.
02:09 Yeah, I'm just thinking about it.
02:11 Oh, cool. I got it right here.
02:13 Sick.
02:14 It's a great day to end finals with that, you know?
02:17 Yeah, congrats.
02:18 Do either of you want to get laid?
02:20 Um...
02:21 No, actually.
02:22 Okay.
02:23 Um...
02:25 No.
02:26 Do you?
02:28 I mean, I'd be down.
02:31 I don't know if like you could provide though.
02:33 Do you have a lay too?
02:37 I do not.
02:38 I don't.
02:40 I think I have some in my room, but...
02:42 Okay. I mean, I could lay you now, you could lay me later.
02:45 Ah!
02:47 I don't know.
02:49 You're so giggly.
02:50 Ah, she's always giggly.
02:53 Oh, okay.
02:54 Well, I kind of have to go get my laundry after she gets her poster board, so...
02:57 Yeah.
02:58 We'll let you know on our way out.
02:59 Okay.
03:00 Thank you.
03:01 Yeah, no worries. Take care.
03:02 Do you want to get laid?
03:06 I'm good.
03:08 Why?
03:09 I'm straight.
03:11 So am I. It's perfect.
03:13 No, I'm good.
03:14 I'm good.
03:16 I'm good.
03:17 I'm good.
03:18 Okay. You don't...
03:20 Are you sure? It's really cute.
03:22 Oh, s***.
03:23 Yeah.
03:24 I'll take that.
03:25 So you do want to get laid?
03:26 Yeah.
03:27 You're giving me mixed signals.
03:28 Thank you.
03:29 Are you asking for my number?
03:30 Thank you for laying me.
03:31 Are you asking for my number?
03:32 I'm all good. Thank you.
03:33 Okay. Okay.
03:34 Do you want to get laid?
03:35 Hmm?
03:37 Do you want to get laid?
03:38 By who?
03:39 Me.
03:40 What?
03:41 Like right now?
03:43 Right now? I'm about as good as you.
03:45 Perfect. A little pre-workout.
03:46 Maybe.
03:47 Okay.
03:49 Nah, I gotta go to the gym, bro.
03:52 Wait, it takes one second. It's just like a leg.
03:55 Oh, s***.
03:56 Yeah. What were you thinking?
03:59 Look.
04:00 Okay.
04:01 Do you want to get laid?
04:04 I have a girlfriend.
04:06 What would that have to do with just getting laid?
04:10 So you want to?
04:15 This type of lay, yes.
04:17 Any other type of lay, I'm good.
04:19 Are you allergic to Lay's chips or something?
04:22 Super allergic.
04:23 I should have been on this one too.
04:25 Oh.
04:26 What were you thinking? I'm confused.
04:28 I'm confused on what you're saying.
04:29 Okay. I don't know.
04:30 Anyways, have a good day.
04:31 Are you sure you don't want this?
04:32 I'm good. Thank you.
04:33 You could give it to her.
04:34 I think she's good on that too.
04:36 Do you want to get laid?
04:37 I'm good. Thank you.
04:38 Are you sure?
04:39 I feel like this would look really good with the fit.
04:42 Thank you.
04:43 So you do want to get laid?
04:44 I appreciate it.
04:45 I got you.
04:46 How are we going?
04:47 Do you want to get laid?
04:49 I actually have a girlfriend. Sorry.
04:52 But she might like pink too.
04:54 It would just take one.
04:55 Very nice.
04:56 I didn't think it had anything to do with a girlfriend.
04:59 Thank you for the lay.
05:01 Of course.
05:02 I mean you can give it to her, you know?
05:03 Perfect. Awesome.
05:04 Tell her I say hi.
05:05 Thank you.
05:06 Do you want to get laid?
05:08 I'm okay. I'm good.
05:11 Like you're down?
05:12 No, I'm alright.
05:14 Why not?
05:15 I got to go.
05:17 What does that have to do with just a little lay?
05:20 [laughs]
05:23 You don't want it?
05:24 Sure, I'll take it.
05:26 Okay.
05:27 Enjoy.
05:29 Thanks.
05:31 I like your fit.
05:33 Thank you. I like yours too.
05:35 Thanks. Do you want to get laid?
05:37 No, I'm all good.
05:39 Why?
05:41 Pretty content with where I'm at.
05:43 I don't know.
05:44 Yeah, why?
05:46 You don't like the color pink or something?
05:48 No. I'm not a pink person.
05:50 Oh, well you said you liked my fit and that's pink.
05:53 [inaudible]
05:56 Yeah, that sounds about right.
05:58 Yeah, no, it was just a prank.
06:00 I didn't know that she was going to snitch like that.
06:03 That's kind of fun.
06:04 She should have snitched.
06:05 What a little weenie.
06:06 I was wondering who that was.
06:08 What?
06:09 Oh my God, no, I just mistook you for someone else.
06:11 I'm so sorry.
06:12 Oh, really? Oh, no, you're good.
06:14 I actually saw you over there anyways, and I was like,
06:16 "I kind of want to see if you want to get laid."
06:19 Dani, you're not going to get me.
06:21 So you were right.
06:23 I was like, "Wow, I recognize this person."
06:26 This is so crazy.
06:27 You were right, yeah.
06:28 I've been a fan of your guys' channel.
06:29 I'm sorry to like--
06:30 Oh my God, no, you're fine. Thank you.
06:32 I've been watching your videos for a long, long time.
06:35 Oh my gosh, thanks.
06:36 What are you doing here?
06:37 It's what you just witnessed.
06:39 I'm here for filming, and it's been good so far.
06:41 I mean, yeah.
06:42 I'm totally joking.
06:43 You guys are so good.
06:45 That was so funny.
06:46 No, no.
06:48 Yeah, I'm totally messing with you.
06:50 That was honestly so funny.
06:51 You were so taken aback.
06:52 I'm filming a video.
06:53 I'm just getting people's reactions,
06:54 asking them if they want to get laid.
06:56 But you were awesome.
06:57 Is it cool if we use that in the video?
06:58 Go for it.
06:59 Is it okay with you guys if we use that in the video?
07:01 Yeah, of course.
07:02 I didn't see you.
07:04 Yeah, he's pretty hidden.
07:05 You're in the rush to go to the gym.
07:06 Is it okay with you if I get a signature of consent saying it's cool to be on camera?
07:09 Yeah.
07:10 Cool, thank you.
07:11 Anyone can get just a signature of consent saying it's okay to be on camera?
07:13 Yeah, sure.
07:14 That's fine.
07:15 Thank you.
07:16 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
07:17 I hope you enjoyed it.
07:18 If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, follow
07:20 me on the rest of my social platforms, and let me know if you want to see a part two.
07:23 I just got laid, and you should too.
07:26 So come on over to Hawaii and get laid.
07:28 Anyways, take care.
07:30 [laughs]
07:31 It's so awkward.
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