Dani Jackel
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00:00 Um, f*** me if I'm wrong.
00:02 I can't even.
00:04 Sorry.
00:06 F*** me if I'm wrong, but the library is that way, right?
00:10 Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani Jackal, and today I'm at USC,
00:14 and your girl's lactose intolerant, but boy does she love a good cheesy pickup line.
00:19 Brr-ooch. Enjoy the video.
00:21 What's your name?
00:22 Sinan.
00:23 Nice to meet you.
00:24 What do you do in your free time besides do this good looking?
00:27 Um, thank you. I appreciate it. Um, but, nothing really. I don't go here actually.
00:32 Neither do I. This is perfect. That might actually work out. I just wanted to get your number.
00:36 Um, I have a UK phone, but I can give it to you if you want.
00:39 Oh my god, I'm from London.
00:40 Actually?
00:41 Yeah, oh s***, you know, it's like Fergie, Fergie, Ferg, what?
00:45 Um.
00:47 You don't want my number? Okay.
00:49 Are you a dog? Because b***h you cute.
00:54 Oh, thanks.
00:55 You're welcome.
00:56 I just like, this is like, so unexpected.
00:59 Oh, I mean, yeah, sorry, I'm a little bit aggressive, but we all like it a little.
01:04 Okay.
01:05 You know, a little, ah, like, rough.
01:07 For sure.
01:08 Um, should I get your number?
01:11 I actually have to go to class.
01:13 Rough, it's okay. Rough.
01:14 Okay.
01:15 Hey, um, f*** me if I'm wrong, but the library's that way, right?
01:21 What'd you say?
01:23 F*** me if I'm wrong, but the library's that way.
01:25 What?
01:27 Can I get a photo with you?
01:29 I just want to send it to my friends in our group chat to show them who I'm going on a future date with.
01:34 Okay, sure.
01:35 Now it's only right to, like, get your number, I feel like.
01:41 You want my number?
01:42 I mean, I am about to just send that to my squad, showing this is my new husband.
01:47 Well, what's your name first?
01:48 It's Danny for short, but you can just call me tonight.
01:51 What's your number?
01:53 It's 858. Really quickly, you must be a beaver because damn, you fine as hell.
01:58 Wait, don't leave. Your number.
02:03 My number?
02:04 Well, yeah. I mean, I just gave you a cheesy pick up line.
02:07 Can I f*** you?
02:08 What?
02:09 Can I f*** you?
02:10 Or what?
02:11 Nah, you f***ing me.
02:12 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
02:15 Nah, I don't believe in love at first sight.
02:17 Hi. What's your name?
02:19 Oh, I'm Jacob.
02:20 Jacob, I'm Danny.
02:21 Oh, nice to meet you.
02:22 If I'm being honest, I normally only go for like eights, but I'll just settle for a ten.
02:26 Nice. Appreciate that.
02:28 Could I get your number?
02:29 Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:31 Titanic?
02:32 Yeah.
02:33 I'm just kidding. That's my icebreaker.
02:35 Oh, nice. Nice.
02:36 Yeah. Anyways, here's my...
02:38 Do you go here?
02:39 Yeah. Do you?
02:40 Yeah, I do.
02:41 Cool.
02:42 Pass.
02:43 God, I'm good.
02:45 Come here. Come here. I'm Danny.
02:47 Danny, I'm Paul. Nice to meet you. I'm Grant.
02:50 Nice to meet you. Yeah, no, I mean, my full name is Danny, but you can just call me tonight.
02:55 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:57 I vlog.
02:58 Oh, you want to see crazy? I'll show you crazy.
03:00 No, I vlog.
03:01 We're chilling.
03:02 You're chill?
03:03 Can I have my ball back?
03:04 Yeah, but could I have your number in exchange?
03:06 No, it's okay.
03:07 What the heck?
03:08 I'm sorry.
03:09 Where do you get that food from?
03:11 TCC. It's like right in there.
03:13 Oh, okay. What's your name?
03:15 I'm Danny. Nice to meet you.
03:17 Nice to meet you, too.
03:18 I'm sorry.
03:19 Oh, sorry.
03:20 What do you do in your free time besides be this good looking?
03:23 Um, dude, I have a girlfriend by the way, so.
03:26 Yeah, no, I didn't want you. I was just like saying, like, what do you do in your free time?
03:31 Hang with your girlfriend, I mean, obviously.
03:33 Okay, cool.
03:34 I'll have you.
03:36 Um, f*** me if I'm wrong.
03:40 I'm kidding.
03:41 Sorry.
03:43 Um.
03:44 F*** me if I'm wrong, but the library is that way, right?
03:48 Um, the uni is right there.
03:52 Oh, oh s***. I'm about to get your number.
03:55 [laughing]
04:00 That was a good one.
04:02 First one of the day. You know, I'm a little rusty.
04:04 Yeah, no, that was good.
04:05 A little rusty.
04:06 I'm messing around. Sorry to freak you out.
04:08 Oh, it's okay. I was like, um.
04:09 I'm filming a video. Sorry to scare you.
04:11 No, you're fine.
04:13 Is it okay with you if we use that in the video?
04:14 Yeah, that's fine.
04:15 Bro, where's Cameron?
04:16 He's down there.
04:18 Is it okay with you if you're in the video, though?
04:20 Yeah, totally. That was funny.
04:21 Thank you. Is it okay with you if we use that in the video?
04:23 Yeah, that's fine.
04:24 Thank you. Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
04:26 I hope you enjoyed it. If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
04:31 And I'll see you in the next video.
04:33 [Outro]