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00:00So how it all got started, well, that was 10 years ago.
00:04I mean, the plan is to walk with the signs and then drop
00:10them when we get into the building and demand a meeting,
00:14a sit-down with Goodell.
00:16I may have to rob a bank now just for the rush.
00:18Like, right now, I feel electric.
00:21I feel alive.
00:24He's never done this.
00:25Dave was very concerned last night.
00:28About what?
00:29About prison time.
00:30No, I'm not cut out for prison.
00:31I'm too pretty for prison.
00:32I already said that.
00:33I've never been in a clink.
00:36I'm not a guy that gets arrested for something like you.
00:39Free, brave, fire Goodell.
00:42Jets are the best.
00:43Free, brave, fire Goodell.
00:45Jets are the best.
00:46Free, brave, fire Goodell.
00:48Jets are the best.
00:49Free, brave, fire Goodell.
00:51Jets are the best.
00:52Free, brave, fire Goodell.
00:54Jets are the best.
00:55Free, brave, fire Goodell.
00:57Jets are the best.
01:06Hi, would you like to meet with Roger Goodell?
01:08Do you have a good friend with him?
01:10Ah, yeah, he's expecting us.
01:12You're not supposed to be in the loud audience here.
01:14You want to wait, you wait outside.
01:16Well, I don't think he's going to come meet us.
01:18Oh, there's his office.
01:19What floor is his office?
01:21If you guys actually get to see him, then you would know about him.
01:24No, my email is down at Turbo Reception.
01:27I think, by the way, that went as perfectly as it could go.
01:31We just have fair questions.
01:32Why he lied about the plate gate.
01:35Why the Wells report was so one-sided.
01:40Why he told Walt Anderson that his memory was wrong.
01:44How you can convict somebody with no proof.
01:47A lot of questions.
01:48We just want answers.
01:49We'd like to meet with Roger Goodell.
01:50He says he's available to the media every single day.
01:53We're here to ask him questions.
01:54Simple questions that he won't answer.
01:58Tom Brady.
02:00We're dead serious.
02:03They did.
02:04We'd like to talk to Roger Goodell and ask him five questions, if possible.
02:12I mean, we'd rather not.
02:17Can't do that.
02:20What's that?
02:24If you want to get up and walk out, you can.
02:25You can come out.
02:26Yeah, we can't get up and walk out.
02:28Goodell wins.
02:30Alright, so you're going to be arrested.
02:31You're going to stay home.
02:32I understand what you're saying, yeah.
02:33Okay.
02:34What's your favorite football team?
02:35Jets.
02:36Is that why?
02:37Is that why?
02:38You're probably in on it.
02:39It doesn't hurt.
02:44I was like, alright, job well done.
02:46You know, we proved our point.
02:48Again, not realizing that we're about to spend like 24 hours in jail.
02:52Free David Portnoy!
02:56John, do you have any words?
02:57Yeah, I got it.
02:58The best day of my life, getting arrested for Tom Brady.
03:02Brady 4.
03:05Obviously, we just spent the last 17 hours in the clink.
03:08We are taping this.
03:10We've been home for five minutes.
03:12I don't even, I'm sure you guys all have questions.
03:14I'll just say this, and I think the four of these guys can back it up.
03:17The three of these guys.
03:18Prison is the worst.
03:20Like, prison sucks.
03:22We can all sit here and make jokes.
03:25It was awful.
03:27You know, in the end, you're glad you did it because all the publicity and the notoriety
03:31and, you know, we became, I think, the face of Patriot fans that day if we weren't already.
03:36I mean, that's really when I think that you guys got big, big, big.
03:40You got fucking four morons.
03:42Getting arrested like it's OJ.
03:44I mean, it was unreal.
03:46It was unreal.
03:48Even Tom knew about it.
03:49You know, you see these fucking guys at the fucking court.
03:53It's like, what the fuck are these guys?
03:55Like, that's the type of shit he would say.
03:57Like, they're crazy.
03:59The second that we got out, it was like the funniest thing in the world again.
04:02Because we realized, like, we didn't know how viral it had gotten.
04:05The misery kind of washed off right away.
04:07And I was like, oh, this is fucking hilarious.
04:09And like, we're free.
04:10Like, whatever.
04:11Like, we're done.
04:12Like, this is all fun and games.
04:13We all love the support you give to the team.
04:16And I don't ever want to see you go to jail again.
04:19I appreciate that.
04:20Because honestly, I don't want to go to jail.
04:22It was the worst thing I've ever done that night in jail.
04:24But it was worth it.
04:25Yeah, it was fucking jail.
04:26It was as bad as you'd expect it to be.
04:28And I never want to ever be there.
04:31Dude, he had an RP.
04:333-4.
04:35But more recently, it was probably like two or three weeks ago,
04:40Dave texted me, Hank, and Gaz and said,
04:44got an invite to Brady's retirement from Kraft.
04:49Do you want to go?
04:51I immediately replied, yes, 100% in.
04:53Thank you so much.
04:54Hank replied right away, in.
04:56And then Hank started a new group chat on the side with me,
05:01just me and Gaz, and said, who is that?
05:03Because I guess he doesn't have Dave's new number.
05:06So Hank was just down to ride with whoever the hell was inviting us to this.
05:09Hank was like, I'm fucking in.
05:11So we got there pretty early because we were Kraft special guests.
05:17We got there.
05:18We walked the red carpet.
05:19All right, TB12 night, Brady 4.
05:21Wouldn't miss it for the world, all dolled up and ready to roll again.
05:25How you doing?
05:28Nice to see you, Jerry.
05:30How's it feel tonight?
05:31Wow.
05:32Hi, guys.
05:33Nice to see you.
05:34Mr. Kraft, what does it mean to you?
05:37OK.
05:38Preserve it.
05:39Put it in a folder that says save till I delete.
05:41Because at my funeral, that's just going to be on a constant loop.
05:45And it might be tonight.
05:47I mean, Jerry's covered the team intently, intensely, for 20-odd years.
05:52I'm sure everyone in the organization knows him.
05:54I know Belichick knows who he is.
05:56And also, Brady's so savvy and understands the world.
06:01He knows Barstool well enough that I'm sure he knows Barstool very well.
06:06So I would guess he knows who's writing about him on Barstool all the time.
06:10Championships, being honored by the greatest player of any sport, surreal stuff.
06:16But I'm glad that they appreciate the fans and the job we did going to jail for it.
06:23Didn't go unnoticed.
06:25But that's why we're the best fan base in the world.
06:27We go to jail for them.
06:28They come back to us.
06:29They put us in a jumbotron.
06:30They put us front and center at the goddamn thing.
06:32We're meeting Bon Jovi.
06:33We're meeting Bill Burr.
06:35We're meeting all these people, and everyone's shaking our hands like we're on the team.
06:38We are on the team.
06:39And that's the thing that other cities don't realize,
06:41is that we are just as much a part of the team as the players are.
06:44It was chaos.
06:45It's crazy.
06:46The room is full of famous athletes.
06:48Everyone in the room is a famous athlete.
06:51And the swarm around Tom Brady was insane.
06:55We see Bonner, who used to work here, worked for Brady before, worked here, works for Brady again.
07:00He kind of locks eyes with us, and he points.
07:02He's like, go over there.
07:03Go over there.
07:04And we kind of go behind a curtain, a little out of sight, and in walks Tom Brady.
07:12Look at him.
07:13Look at him.
07:14He's a full fucking gear.
07:15Nice to meet you, Paul.
07:17Nice to meet you.
07:18What's up, man?
07:19How you doing?
07:20What's up?
07:21Pleasure to meet you.
07:22This is like an exact replica.
07:23I mean, we're the handcuffs.
07:25Come on.
07:26Pull it out.
07:27I know.
07:28We should have actually done it.
07:30That was stupid.
07:31We should have walked in like this together.
07:33Say a quick thank you.
07:35Thank you guys so much for all your support.
07:37Shut up, dude.
07:38Thank you.
07:39We're just holding it down always.
07:41You know what I mean?
07:42Absolutely.
07:43Keeping it real, holding it down for everybody.
07:44Absolutely.
07:45So we appreciate it.
07:46We're glad you guys are here.
07:47Yeah, no, of course.
07:48And RKK got you the special invite.
07:50You guys are down like in the front row.
07:52Yeah.
07:53You guys are like notorious, infamous, but all for you.
07:58All for you.
07:59Number one.
08:00All for you.
08:01Number one.
08:02I appreciate it.
08:03That's awesome.
08:04Thanks, boys.
08:05Thank you so much.
08:06He's every bit what he's built up to be, but the first thing he said when he came up,
08:10because he's such a politician, was he says, thank you guys.
08:14And the first words out of my mouth were, dude, shut up.
08:18Shut up, dude.
08:19Thank you.
08:21And the moment it left my lips, my head was just like, what did you just say to who?
08:29Shut up, dude.
08:31Thank you.
08:34He said something insane.
08:36It's a warranted response.
08:37He thanked us.
08:38Literally, none of this exists without Tom Brady.
08:41All we can do is thank him.
08:43None of this.
08:44This company doesn't exist without Tom Brady.
08:46We don't have jobs without Tom Brady.
08:48All of the thanks go from us to him.
08:50He does not need to thank me for anything.
08:52Not now, not ever.
08:53So when he said thank you, the only thing I could react with was, shut up.
08:58Is that the first time you met Brady?
09:00Was the first time I met Brady.
09:01Dave said to me, he's like, I didn't know you guys never met him, because we were like,
09:03we've got to meet him.
09:04He's like, why do you guys really want to meet him so badly?
09:05Or why do you want to see Tom so badly?
09:07We never met him.
09:08It was surreal how that got all set up.
09:12They grabbed us and pushed us into a private area so we could have a moment with him,
09:16a lot of ourselves, because it was millions of people up Tom Brady's ass.
09:20I think it was top three day of my life.
09:23Up there with 23 being at the Super Bowl there.
09:25And then I think the Seattle Seahawks going to the after party at the team hotel
09:28with Rip Ross performing.
09:30I think those are my top three nights of my life.
09:33So yeah, it's pretty amazing.
09:34Brady, I don't know.
09:37When he was looking at you, at me, he looked deeper than anyone's ever looked at him.
09:44What's up, big guy?
09:45Hey guys, everybody.
09:46Joining us here on the stage right now.
09:48Oh my God.
09:49We've got Zoe.
09:50Give me the mic, Fitzy.
09:51All right.
09:52If you didn't get arrested for Tom Brady, and if you didn't chain yourself,
09:57what was the, Dave, what was the address?
09:59Dave Portnoy, Barstow Sports, you know.
10:01What was the address down in New York?
10:03We're in jail.
10:04I don't know what the address is.
10:05These guys were in the dregs of jail.
10:07They were in the bottom.
10:08They sat there for how many days?
10:10What, 24 hours, Dave?
10:12Felt like three weeks.
10:13Gaz, what'd it feel like?
10:15I got roughed up.
10:16It felt bad.
10:17Hank, you're not allowed to talk.
10:18Feidelberg, what's up?
10:19How we doing, Zoe?
10:20How we doing, Hank?
10:21Great, great.
10:22Zoe brought us on stage.
10:23We got surprisingly good pops.
10:25I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
10:27It's home and all that good stuff.
10:30But every time they were like, it's the Brady Four.
10:34Pretty good pop in like a stadium of 65,000 people.
10:38That was crazy.
10:40You guys are amazing.
10:43What other fans in the world would spend hours on Route 1
10:47every Sunday to get to a stadium in the middle of the woods?
10:53We've even got four guys who went to jail for me
10:58sitting right here as RKK's special guests.
11:16Okay, so this is what everyone wants to hear about.
11:18All right, I named show here.
11:21Oh, it's the big three.
11:22Just like at Foxboro last night.
11:23The big three.
11:24Hank Lockwood, Gaz, and Feidelberg.
11:27The guys who are really there.
11:29Diehards.
11:30The diehards.
11:31These guys aren't watching some basketball game.
11:34Some basketball game.
11:36I mean, you literally left while Brady was.
11:40Invited by an owner, billionaire.
11:43RKK, as we call him.
11:44You just fucking leave.
11:46100%.
11:47I'd do it again.
11:48I have no regrets.
11:50It was a scheduling conflict.
11:52NBA Finals.
11:53I couldn't watch it on my phone.
11:54Even if I did, I need to react.
11:56NBA Finals.
11:57Listen, I don't owe anybody anything.
11:59I'm here to bring banners to the city.
12:01Root for them.
12:02I got a million bucks.
12:03I want to watch the game.
12:04So I have absolutely no problem.
12:06I wish I was there.
12:07It's a cool moment that I wish I was a part of.
12:10But it's game three of the NBA Finals.
12:14I don't know if I'd just come back from the bathroom.
12:16I don't know if I was locked in on the show.
12:17I don't know if I was zoned out on the show.
12:19I'm not sure.
12:20But I wasn't.
12:21I didn't really see anything going on.
12:23And then there was something of a kerfuffle at the table.
12:25People started moving around.
12:26People were getting up.
12:27And I looked up.
12:28I was still seated.
12:29I looked up at Hank, I think it was.
12:31I said, wait, are you guys leaving?
12:33And then him and Gaz sat back down.
12:35I don't know if me saying that was the impetus for that.
12:39It seems like it wasn't now that I'm hearing about conversations that took place.
12:43It seems like they had a plan in place that Dave was going to leave early
12:46and then we slash they, because I wasn't involved in the conversation,
12:50were going to leave after.
12:52I want to go watch the game.
12:53I stand by it.
12:54I'm comfortable with it.
12:55And I know you guys are like busting my balls.
12:57Oh, go ahead.
12:59But you've got to go watch the NBA Finals.
13:03People are acting like this is the NBA fucking Finals.
13:07Then you go to the NBA Finals game.
13:10I was there for like three or four hours.
13:13I got a great feel.
13:15You weren't there for your moment.
13:17Yeah, I mean, Tom Brady, who you claim to worship,
13:19literally said to you, you guys have come a long way from the penis, you know?
13:23Like last night he calls you out at the end of the thing,
13:26and you're out there watching the fucking Celtics?
13:28We knew it was coming.
13:29That's why it's so crazy to me that they decided to leave.
13:32We were made aware that they are going to –
13:38we didn't know what was coming exactly,
13:40but we were made aware that we are mentioned in Tom Brady's speech.
13:44Part of me thought it was a joke.
13:45Part of me thought maybe he'd skip it.
13:47I don't know.
13:48But we were made aware that, hey, you guys, you're going to get mentioned.
13:51We did not know the Jumbotron was coming.
13:54We didn't know that the stadium was going to cheer for us.
13:58If you watch the video, there's some woman who comes running up behind us
14:01after they say the Brady Four, and she's kind of pushing me and Gaz.
14:05And we were kind of looking around a little bit and what's happening.
14:07I think she was wearing headphones, so we kind of just stood up.
14:11We didn't know any of that was coming.
14:13We didn't know the speech was going to be mentioned in the first 30 seconds of the speech
14:17or whatever time it was.
14:18We just knew, hey, you guys get a shout-out in the speech.
14:22Yeah, Jumbotron moment.
14:23Didn't know that was going to happen.
14:25I think Dave, if he could do it all over,
14:26knowing that he was going to be in front of 70,000 people,
14:29and we got a pop, too, which was pretty sick.
14:31Don't know what to do when that happens.
14:32You're sitting there.
14:33I thought it was great watching Hank get the crowd fired up for himself and us.
14:39That was amazing.
14:41The Belichicks were sitting next to us on one side.
14:43We had the Brady family on the other side.
14:45They were all cheering.
14:46We were cheering.
14:47It was just one of those.
14:48I kind of blacked out, to be honest.
14:49Didn't know what was going on.
14:50Well, I gave those three guys.
14:51They should be thanking me.
14:52Gaz has been dying to be in the spotlight.
14:54Pauly Playoff's the king of let me go to a fucking sporting event,
14:58take one picture to act like I'm there, and then go to the club and the table.
15:02That's fair.
15:03These guys, there's nobody who was happier that I wasn't there to steal the spotlight.
15:09It's about time they get their shine.
15:10It's always me, me, me.
15:11I spread the love.
15:13I want everyone to eat.
15:15So when I saw that they were on that jumbo truck, I was like, good for them.
15:18They get that moment.
15:19Now let's walk in and play deep.
15:21If Dave knew to that extent, like, I know he's running his game right now,
15:26and he's running it masterfully.
15:29I know, I think he would have stayed if he knew what was coming.
15:34I didn't tell you that.
15:35I just got to say that.
15:36I don't care.
15:38I would be shocked.
15:41I mean, you know what?
15:42I would have said no, but I watched Dave's video he put out this morning
15:46where he talks about how many people are saying it.
15:48So it's clearly affecting him at least a little bit.
15:51Great night.
15:52Great night.
15:53All-time night in Boston sports history.
15:55Tom Brady, Hall of Fame, induction ceremony, RKK gave me the personal invite,
16:00the Brady four.
16:01I said, come with me, guys.
16:02I'll lead you again.
16:03We had a table right on the floor.
16:05Unbelievable night.
16:06Now, it was also game three of the NBA finals.
16:11That is a big fucking deal.
16:13Banner 18.
16:14So it's a conflicting snafu.
16:16I knew it the whole time.
16:17I'm like, man, that's kind of tough.
16:18Trying to watch the game on my phone.
16:20I can't get it in.
16:21It's on YouTube TV saying I'm not in my home area.
16:23Whatever.
16:24I can't get it in.
16:25I'm watching it on my phone just to score updates.
16:27The ceremony is supposed to end at 930.
16:30It's running really late.
16:31I don't even see the end of the door at 930.
16:34Kraft still has to go.
16:35Brady still has to go.
16:37And we're moving into mid-third quarter.
16:39I'm like, I have to watch this fucking game.
16:42This is Banner 18.
16:44Like, yeah, Tom Brady, I love you.
16:47But what's Tom Brady always say?
16:49What's his favorite banner?
16:50His favorite banner is the next one.
16:53And that's how I am.
16:55Brady, during his speech, gives a shout-out to the Brady four.
16:58Thank you, Tom.
16:59I duff the cap.
17:00And they pan to the Brady four.
17:02And it's the Brady three and Old Ball's Thornton.
17:04I'm in a bar willing the Celtics on a 20-0 run.
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